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Elite Rugby Banter

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Elite Rugby Banter - the rugby pod where the commentary is as unpredictable as the bounce of the ball. Join Phil, Ant, and Andrew, three rugby nerds and fantasy draft managers, as they give their biased and unqualified but never dispassionate opinions on all things rugby related. Andrew: Rugby claim to fame: length of the field try against Bishops for the u12 C team Teams supported other than the Springboks: Stormers, Scotland Favourite rugby moment: every Breyton Paulse flick-flack Ant: Rugby claim to fame: Lightest hooker to play senior rugby for UCT Teams other than the Springboks: Sharks, Giltinis (RIP), Nambia Favourite rugby moment: any Frans Steyn 50m kick, or Louis Carbonel pointing and laughing at the english before slotting a conversion, or RG fighting the whole Aussie team Phil: Rugby claim to fame: Smashed through a whole a Kingswood team to score a magical try (twice) Teams other than the Lions: Springboks, England, Cheetahs Favourite rugby moment: Lions comprehensive win over the Sharks in the 2011 Currie Cup final You can find them on Spotify, iTunes, Soundcloud, and Acast.
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Episodes

ERB Ep. 39: Cutting the Fat, Lions fall short & Our XVs of the Season

The gang convene (with Matt a ship in the night) to discuss the latest news - including SA Rugby halving its professional players and Jimmy Stonehouse's epic guns - the Super Rugby final and our Super 15 XV, Over Achiever and Under Achiever/Disappointing XVs of the season. There is also a testy discussion about whether Angus Gardener got it right. Ant sent us some amazing stats, but Adam failed to read them. We are sorry Ant :( Music from bensound.com.

Aug 05, 20181 hr 40 min

ERB Ep. 36: Meeting Ben, Starty McKenzie, George Bridge v Rieko and Needed Rule Changes

It's a full house on a Monday as Adam waxes lyrical about meeting Ben in the flesh, while the gang chat all things Starty McKenzie, among other news topics. Alex gets passions inflamed comparing George Bridget to Rieko, and after makes their predictions for the week(they didn't beat the coin), everyone throws in their suggestions for rules changes that rugby so desperately needs. Music from bensound.com.

Jul 16, 20181 hr 29 min

ERB Fantasy Chat Ep.18: Right Wing slurs, Matt is not "Safe as Houses" and on-air decisions

It's a full house as Ben, Adam, "Not Too Bad" Matt and Alex quickly move on from their poor week in the Fantasy universe to looking at a wildcard and safe pick for the last week of Fox Fantasy Super Rugby. Much debate is had, Adam is good at reading, Matt goes rogue (#standard) while Alex and Ben help to make some on-air decisions towards the end of the episode for next week's Fantasy finale. Music from bensound.com.

Jul 12, 201837 min

ERB Ep. 35: Richie Mo time, DDTs, RG is the puppet master and The Bitcoin chooses all

Alex, Ben, Matt and Adam return to cast their eyes over the second last week of the Super Rugby treadmill before the playoffs. The Waratahs-Sunwolves game (and its links to wrestling) gets airtime as does Alex's love of Richie Mo. Matt's keypad makes its distinctive noise, Ben tries to not get to excited and Adam apparently said something to Matt on the first day they met that left an impression. The gang also decide to let The Bitcoin do all the work for them this week for predictions given the...

Jul 08, 20181 hr 23 min

ERB Fantasy Chat Ep. 17: Redemption, DMac's looming rest and a special treat

It isn't Morgan Freeman or Tim Robbins, but the ERB Redemption for last week's absence is here and Adam, Alex and Matt (Ben had a family engagement) run the rule over all the positions, wonder if DMac will get rested and have some epic bants in a special feature towards the end of the show. Music from bensound.com.

Jul 03, 201851 min

ERB Ep. 34: The Apology, Magnificent Ben Smith, Sauced Ben From Tax and "Outliered bitch!"

The gang return, and say sorry for not producing as they promised. They then tackle the weekend's past action, waxing lyrical about the magnificence of Ben Smith, the pure smooth that is Nicolas Sanchez's kicking style, attempting to figure out how the Super 15 log and playoffs actually work, and a look ahead to the second last week of Super Rugby in 2018. Image sourced from: https://pixabay.com/en/sorry-bear-teddy-toy-cute-apology-2798346/ Music from bensound.com.

Jul 01, 20181 hr 24 min

ERB Ep. 33: Boks slip up in the wet, Folau's sin bin, Super Meh returns and Ant is an anarchist

Ant becomes the "Anarchist" as he joins Matt, Alex and Adam on the pod pine. They chat about England's deserved victory over the Springboks in Cape Town, where to for the Boks from here, some of the other international games over the weekend, and Matt wonders about Israel Folau's sin bin. Super Rugby rears its head as the gang make their picks for the week, where Ant chooses his moment. Nothing beats international rugby right? Music from bensound.com.

Jun 24, 20181 hr 6 min

ERB Ep. 32: The Prince of Rants returns, Farrell is Justin Bieber and Realistic Positions

The gang say happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there, and the Prince of Rants awakes from his slumber to burn all before him. Adam has a pop at the All Blacks, Owen Farrell is compared to a certain Canadian pop star and Matt does his first roast duck. Shout out to friends of the pod, @FantasyXVDraft! Music from bensound.com.

Jun 17, 20181 hr 22 min

ERB Ep. 31: Blitz Bokke, Wilco's spa weekend, Canary yellow (triggered!) and Ben's confession

Alex, Ben, Matt and Adam chat about the weekend's international rugby action, the Blitz Bokke, Wilco Louw's looming spa day and how Ryan Crotty is the Gandalf/Lt. Richard Winters of the rugby world. Alex loses his temper when talking about the Wallabies kit and Ben has a confession, buried late-on in the pod on purpose (naughty naughty!) Music from bensound.com.

Jun 10, 20181 hr 22 min

ERB Ep. 30: The Alex, Ben and Ant Episode (Super Rugby and Bokke implosion)

Alex, aided by Ant the Analyst and Ben from Tax, steers the ship in Adam and Matt's absence. They discuss the lay of the land in Super Rugby, South Africa losing a bad game of rugby against Wales on the other side of the world, Rieko and stray rugby players wandering around Dunedin. There will be no Fantasy Chat or predictions episode this week with Super Rugby on hiatus. Music from bensound.com

Jun 03, 201855 min

ERB Ep. 29 Part 2: Ben likes Game of Thrones, Super Rugby, Harry Potter and SA v Wales

Ant joins Matt, Alex and Adam in looking to the weekend's coming games, including SA v Wales in the USA. Ben mails it in (and very thoroughly), Game of Thrones references abound, and Adam uses a Harry Potter comparison in one of the weekend's match-ups. Tom Banks, the Australian fullback in South Africa over the last two weeks, also gets some well deserved airtime. Music from bensound.com.

May 28, 201840 min

ERB Ep. 29 Part 1: Can they do it on a cold night in Christchurch, nipples & Rassie picks Bok squad

The gang are back as they discuss how being able to do it on a cold in Christchurch (Stoke?) is the measure of a good rugby team, World Rugby's new focus on nipples, the weekend's games including the kak-fest that was the Stormers-Lions, and Rassie Erasumus' first Springbok squad. Music from bensound.om. Image from Geof Wilson, at this address: www.flickr.com/photos/17211040@N00/7554791106 Image under this license: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en

May 27, 20181 hr 3 min

ERB Ep. 28 Part 1: Ant's back, All Blacks squad, real statistics and #Awooo II

Alex takes a break as Ant returns (with his formidable knowledge of actual statistics to boot) as he, Matt, Ben and Adam dissect the All Blacks squad, the latest round of Super Rugby fixtures, briefly touch on the Ashwin Willemse walk-off and discuss why the Stormers require a clean-out. Ant also reveals he is a Sharks fan (!). Music from bensound.com.

May 20, 20181 hr 3 min

ERB Ep. 27 Part 2: Super 15 Week 13 predictions (Coin Flip IV & backing the Tahs...using statistics)

It's another week of Super Rugby, and another week of the Elite Rugby Banter team searching for that elusive GSP. The Coin of Destiny, undefeated thus far, returns once more and one man, against all odds (but according to statistics?), picks the Waratahs to break Australia's never-ending losing streak against Kiwi opposition. Also, Alex was apparently working on something important. Music from bensound.com.

May 14, 201839 min

ERB Fantasy Chat Ep. 12: Ben gyms too hard and our forward picks for the week

Matt, Adam and Alex are regaled by Ben's woes at the gym and office, and after selling Malcolm Marx and buying Robbie Coetzee, chat about their the most tasty, salty, and outright interesting Fantasy forward picks for the week. Also, no one knows what Stitcher is. Music from bensound.com.

May 08, 201835 min

ERB Fantasy Chat Ep.11: 97 places, choking and Rich Man/Poor Man

In a week where they did not have three players starting, the Elite Banter crew make some quick changes, before discussing a rich pick (and not so rich) for each position, with Adam choking (literally) at Matt's mention of Kurtley Beale. Music from bensound.com

May 02, 201828 min

ERB Ep. 25 Part 2: DMac, stag nights and Coin Flip III

Ben, Matt, Alex and Adam assess the wreckage from the previous week's predictions, before diving into whether Damian McKenzie will be fit, a Waratahs' stag party and not reaching an accord on the Stormers vs the Bulls. Music from bensound.com.

May 01, 201826 min

ERB Ep. 25 Part 1: The Highlanders' roof, Big El and the halfway point

The gang are back to chat about the weekend's games and how the Highlanders' scrum led to a roof being built. Thanks to Adam (unintentionally), another name is added to the ranks of the ERB Crew of Specially Nicknamed Players. Everyone also picks their best/worst teams of the season thus far, and a stand-out player. Music from bensound.com and image courtesy of JaumeBG, at the below address under the below license: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Otago_United_v_Waikato_FC_(1).jpg & h...

Apr 29, 20181 hr 1 min

ERB Ep. 24 Part 2: Super 15 Week 10 predictions (The 50%)

Ben, Alex and Adam, after coming so close (thanks Brumbies), attempt once more to get that elusive GSP. Adam in particular has a crisis of indecisiveness regarding the Bulls-Highlanders game, but thankfully "The Coin" was not needed. Music from bensound.com

Apr 23, 201821 min
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