Eidolon ROCK #45, Part 1: Everything Will Be Alright

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, various forms of violence, references to death, including child death, characters struggling with grief and trauma, allusions to trans- and homophobia, figurative and literal depictions of detransition, and allusions to abusive parents and abusive romantic partners; these content warnings largely apply to the first 45 minutes of the episode. "Doo-doo, doo-doo I believe in you and me I'm coming to find you if it takes me all night Wrong until we make it right And I won't forget you At least I'll try and run, and run tonight Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright La, la, la, la, la, oh-ho I've made mistakes, I have regrets I lost my shirt on quite a few bad bets But then you took me by surprise Ash and feathers, mismatched eyes I never knew, I never knew If you're afraid, then take my hand Collective sigh and we'll strike up the band, oh-ho And if the world should fall apart Then I'll be there to keep your heart From breaking up, from breaking down And it's alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright..." EIDOLON POPROCK FULL CREDITS: IRIS CHRISTIANSON AS: Chris Masters (Jawbreaker) Flamingo Chris Chris Masters (Killer) Bartholomew Lightkill Mary (HR15 M45T3R5 Christopher Masters II Christina Lightning Kit Christina Masters Christina Masters (Former Multiverse) Bartholomew Lightkill, AKA The Gambler Chris FABBY GARZA AS: Ursa (Shade) Ursula Bexar Ursula-Ursa Ursula Bexar, AKA Baby Bear, AKA BB Carly Rose "Hollow" Ursula Ursa (Bear) La Osa Senate Majority Leader Ursula Bexar (D-CA) Aura Night Ursula-Ursa-BB Ursula Bexar (Jawbreaker) Ursula MAXIE KNIGHTLEY AS: Harvey Danger Godlove Henry Lucard Day-Eastman Ruby Thursday Former President Henry Dracula President Harvey Faustus Stoker Hekaton Zeccarius Sabrina Bryan Sir Harvard Godlove "Hellbender" Hatch Danger Midway Howard "Howie" Williams Rockdove Some Postman Professor Harvard Godlove Serket Harvey Teoth (Harvey) Maxie Knightley MIKE PAINTER AS: James Studebaker Ron Moreau, AKA Ronnui Strix James Studebaker (Adult) Kenny Harold B. Goodlight Supreme Court Justice Jimmy "The Wizard" Stolas Metatron-James James Studebaker (Jawbreaker) James MOLLY RHINEBECK AS: Virginia-Valentine Virginia Valentine (Killer) Holly Wilson Ginny Valentine Lady Luck Virginia Valentine (College Student) Holly Wilson (Former Multiverse) Holly ZOE TUNNELL AS: Sloane Parker Caroline Rose Abby Morrison Porphura Dawn Agent Sarah Parker Sloane Parker (Jawbreaker) Sloane LEXI WALTNER AS: Chili Frito Pie Jenny Calbert Detective Valerie Danger Masters Cecilia Citadel Chili (Cheetah) Carolina Cayenne Chili Valerie Danger Masters Jenny Calbert (College Student) Valerie TYBERIUS WILSON AS: Professor Quentin Brooks Quentin Brooks (Young Professor) Quentin Brooks (Reincarnated Professor) Ron Moreau (Abby's Co-Worker) Quentin (Spider) St. Quentin Genesius "Inception" Quentin Brooks Arch-Baron of Webb Capital and U.S. Lance-Cardinal, Governor Quincy Prescott Edison IV Quentin Brooks (Jawbreaker) Quentin CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK AS: Alexis Lorentzen Cactus Jack Ana Borba (Former) Agent Alexis Lorentzen Burgess Ethelwulf Joseph, AKA Burgess Aethelwulf Joseph, AKA Aethelwulf Burgess Joseph, true name and proper spelling kept secret as a defensive measure against the Fae Folk Needlemouse Pistachio Alexander, son of Laurence Teoth (Alexis) Viridian Day Agent Laurel Alekssandersen Alexis Lorentzen (Jawbreaker) Alexis GUEST STARRING MARIE OAK AS LILY LUKE VARNER AS: The GM That One Weird Explosion Sound Effect From ROCK 3 MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY, WITH ADDITIONAL VOCALS PROVIDED BY OUR WONDERFUL LISTENERS EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK, LUKE VARNER, IRIS CHRISTIANSON, FABBY GARZA, CRYSTAL ZASLAVCHIK, ZOE TUNNELL, AND MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EIDOLON ROCK WILL NOT BE BACK IN TWO WEEKS, NOR WILL IT BE BACK ANY TIME IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. NEITHER WILL EIDOLON POP. THEY MAY RETURN SOME DAY, BUT FOR NOW WE TURN AWAY FROM THE CITY OF DREAMS AND SET OUR SIGHTS ON NEW HEROES AND NEW ADVENTURES. WE THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS FOR JOINING US ON THIS JOURNEY, AND HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO LISTEN AS WE PLAY TO DISCOVER NEW STORIES TO TELL YOU.