Effing and Jeffing

Your certified, 100% organic friendship simulator. Available without prescription. Are you about to get on public transport or in your car, travel to the spreadsheet mine and spend the next 9+ hours doing something you don't feel like doing? Great! Now you can do this with our voices in your head. Effing and Jeffing is recorded by two BFs (Best Fellas™) for our wider friendship group. In each episode we simply chat and explore a topic we find interesting while warming our feet by the dumpster fire that is 2020.

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Episodes

Episode 5 - Aussie Bedtime Stories

*THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED IN SEPTEMBER 2022 (LMAO)* Q&M sit down together to discuss the fantasy country of 'Australia'. Q being inducted into being a cowboy. M advocating for his 'grapefruit technique'. A toilet that kills its user. Q settling down with a man in his 50s. All this and and more revealed in this 80min episode. We're so back baby! Message us: effingjeffing@gmail.com - Are you some wonderful human who randomly came across this monstrosity? Let us know your story. We'll literall...

Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 1

Episode 4 - The Chaos and the Anarchy (ft. Count Chocula)

The Fast and the Furious (later also known as Fast & Furious 1) is a 2001 action film directed by Rob Cohen from a screenplay by Gary Scott Thompson, Erik Bergquist, and David Ayer, with the story credited to Thompson. It is the first installment in the Fast & Furious franchise and stars Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Rick Yune, Chad Lindberg, Johnny Strong, and Ted Levine. In the film, Brian O'Conner, an undercover cop, is tasked with discovering the iden...

Nov 05, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 4

Episode 3 - Space Comrades: Part II

Part 2 of our Cowboy Bebop Episode. Intro Song: Tank, Cowboy Bebop OST Outro Song: The Real Folk Blues, Cowboy Bebop Vitaminless

Feb 24, 2021•42 min•Season 1Ep. 3

Episode 3 - Space Comrades: Part I

We are back from our hiatus to officially inaugurate Cowboys as a race and to discuss one of Q's favourite shows - Bowboy Cebop. M finally gives in to years of relentless pressure and agrees to watch anime. Do you enjoy watching people being bored out of their mind? Are Rocco and Rio related? Will the corgi EVER do anything? And will we ever find out who on Earth, or Jupiter is Julia? This is a much longer episode split into two parts Outro Song: Rush , Cowboy Bebop OST...

Feb 24, 2021•50 min•Season 1Ep. 3

Episode 2 - World's Dumbest Adults

We're following up last week's episode by trying to determine if world's dumbest kids grow up to become world's dumbest adults. Q&M try to discuss their perceptions of adulthood before getting side tracked to talk about M discovering his sexuality at the age of four, the show Friends and, most importantly, being the ultimate Treatboys. Send your messages to effingjeffing@gmail.com Outro song: Alicia Keys - Authors Of Forever

Oct 25, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Episode 1 - World's Dumbest Kids (ft. Commander Riker)

Q and M sit down to discuss some of the dumbest things they've done as kids. Have you ever wondered how best to earn extra money in a Catholic Church Choir? Does lack of suitable space prevent you from picking up gardening as a new hobby? Would you like to get your kid into a better school? What do you do when a loved one goes missing? All of these questions and more will be answered in this episode of Effing and Jeffing. Send your messages to effingjeffing@gmail.com Outro song: ＳＵＮＤＡＹＳＣＨＯＯＬ by...

Oct 12, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 1

Episode 0 - Prologue

Your certified, 100% organic friendship simulator. Available without prescription. Are you about to get on public transport or in your car, travel to the spreadsheet mine and spend the next 9+ hours doing something you don't feel like doing? Great! Now you can do this with our voices in your head. In this initial episode we examine how best to take a joke too far. Send your feedback to: effingjeffing@gmail.com...

Sep 29, 2020•30 min

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