Senseless Survey (Courts Building)
Does a judge charge the courthouse vending machines with contempt if they're out of order? Eddie V calls a court building today for The Senseless Survey!
Jan 04, 2023•3 min
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Senseless Survey (Massage Parlor)
Have you ever had to fire an employee for rubbing a customer the wrong way? Eddie V calls a Massage Parlor today for The Senseless Survey!
Jan 03, 2023•3 min
Senseless Survey (Snow Plow Service)
Have you ever found an ATM in a snow bank? Eddie V calls a snow plow service today for The Senseless Survey!
Dec 22, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Santa's Hotline)
"Are elves that work for Santa considered 'Subordinate Clauses'?" Eddie V calls a Santa hotline today for The Senseless Survey!
Dec 22, 2022•4 min
Senseless Survey (Tea Shop)
Do tea drinkers dislike coffee, because it's not their cup of tea? Eddie V calls a tea shop today for The Senseless Survey!
Dec 15, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Horse Farm)
Do all of your horses grow up in a stable environment? Eddie V calls a horse farm today for The Senseless Survey!
Dec 13, 2022•4 min
Senseless Survey (Magazine Publisher)
If I fall asleep on a pile of old magazines, will I wake up with back issues? Eddie V calls a magazine publisher today for The Senseless Survey!
Dec 12, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey ( Musical Instrument Store)
To watch movies about woodwind instruments, would you go to Clarinetflix? Eddie V calls a musical instrument store today for The Senseless Survey!
Dec 09, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Grocery Store)
Does Frosty the Snowman ever come to your produce section to pick his nose? Eddie V calls a grocery store today for The Senseless Survey!
Dec 06, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Christmas Shop)
Should ornaments probably go to rehab, because they are all hooked on trees? Eddie V calls a Christmas shop today for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 28, 2022•4 min
Senseless Survey (Soccer Store)
Do soccer players hate Christmas because they probably get a lot of red cards? Eddie V calls a soccer store today for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 21, 2022•2 min
Senseless Survey (Dating Service)
If two people from the Netherlands are on a first date, will they probably go to Dutch? Eddie V calls a dating service today for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 17, 2022•4 min
Senseless Survey (Shopping Mall)
If you eat all your meals in the food court, are you mallnourished? Eddie V calls a shopping mall today for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 16, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Military Recruiting Office)
When a woman is dating a soldier, and then he puts on camouflage, does she say, "I'm sorry I just can't see you anymore"? Eddie V calls a military recruiting office today for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 15, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Doors and Windows Business)
Is installing a really large window a major pane? Eddie V calls a doors and windows business for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 11, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Accounting Firm)
Is pre-tax income just gross? Eddie V calls an accounting firm today for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 10, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Taxi Service)
Is the bad thing about being a taxi driver that people are always talking behind your back? Eddie V calls a taxi service today for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 07, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Fireplace Shop)
Is business always good for you, because chimney installations are thru the roof? Eddie V calls a fireplace shop for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 04, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Post Office)
Is the problem with telling post office jokes that they don't get it until the next day? Eddie V calls a post office today for The Senseless Survey!
Nov 02, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Candy Store)
If you give away salted nut bars the day before Halloween, is that a Payday advance? Eddie V calls a candy store today for The Senseless Survey!
Oct 26, 2022•4 min
Senseless Survey (Police Station)
If someone stole the wheels off your squad car, would you search tirelessly for suspects? Eddie V calls a police station today for The Senseless Survey!
Oct 24, 2022•4 min
Gen Edge (10/21/2022)
What is Beggar's Night? What does FTW stand for? Find out in today's edition of Gen Edge!
Oct 21, 2022•4 min
Senseless Survey (Cleaning Service)
Is a lady janitor who smokes a lot of weed probably a high maintenance woman?
Oct 20, 2022•4 min
Interview with Taylor Dayne
Eddie V and Hannah B speak with Taylor Dayne about her upcoming show on October 27th at The Piazza in Aurora, her career, and if she remembers doing a show with Eddie years ago!
Oct 19, 2022•5 min
Senseless Survey (Seafood Restaurant)
Can you tuna fish by adjusting their scales? Eddie V calls a seafood restaurant for The Senseless Survey today!
Oct 19, 2022•3 min
Interview with Jim Kerr
Eddie V and Hannah B speak with Scottish and lead singer of the rock band, Simple Minds, best known for their single, "Don't You (Forget About me)". We discuss their new album coming out, The Breakfast Club, and Hagrid!
Oct 18, 2022•7 min
Senseless Survey (Pharmacy)
Do antibiotics ever get into a fight with probiotics? Eddie V calls a pharmacist for The Senseless Survey!
Oct 18, 2022•3 min
Senseless Survey (Football Camp)
Have you ever returned a cart at Aldi just to get a quarterback? Eddie V calls a football camp for The Senseless Survey!
Oct 17, 2022•4 min
Senseless Survey (10/14/2022)
Is a biker's favorite rapper probably the Rev Run? Eddie V calls a motorcycle shop for The Senseless Survey!
Oct 14, 2022•3 min
Gen Edge (10/13/2022)
What was the dolls name that had rubbery hair and changeable, hands, feet, shoes? What show featured two main characters named, Crockett and Tubbs? Find out in today's edition of Gen Edge!
Oct 13, 2022•3 min
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