4-1-2022: Those Fools at Blizzard know not the great pacts they have violated

BWAHAHAHA! FEAR ME! FOR I, GUNDHAM TANAKA HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS FEBEL STUDIO IN ORDER TO SPREAD THE REACH OF THE TANAKA EMPIRE.  However, my FOUR DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION tell me that I must speak of the story on this desk, speaking of a mortal construct known as Activision Blizzard and the deal they managed to get away with. BWAHAHA! FOOLISH MORTALS! YOU KNOW NOT OF HOW PITIFUL THESE MORTAL CONSTRUCTS YOU CALL DOLLARS.  ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOU FIENDS.