Nerdy Show’s epic RPG audio drama, Dungeons & Doritos has long been dormant. The series was side-swiped by an unscheduled hiatus in 2017, a Q&A was released in 2019 with the promise of a return... and now, at long last, the silence is broken! Cat, Lefty, Colin, and Ruel have once again gathered to game, and on the eve of this momentous event recorded this notice to celebrate the occasion. They've forced Galdap out of retirement, their dice are polished, Doritos have been supped upon, and...
Aug 17, 2022•26 min•Season 3Ep. 22
We interrupt this yawing gulf of silence with an important bulletin! The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program and Chaosium have joined forces to bring you a bold new adventure! A live charity spectacle! Two nights of improvised tabletop storytelling - like only Mystery Program can make: November, FRIDAY THE 13TH AND 14TH - 7pm Eastern at CthulhuMystery.com/live . Behold as the horror and hilarity unfold before your very eyes in unedited actual play mayhem! And brace yourselves as our cast explores th...
Nov 09, 2020•5 min
Jamela is upset about the lack of new Dungeons & Doritos, but Cap has a proposal on how you can pass the time. We're going to PodTales a festival of audio drama and audio fiction. It's free, it's in Cambridge, MA, and it's on October 20th. More info here: https://podtales.org/ We've got a table (A5/6 in the Mt. Absalom room) and several panels including this one at 2PM: "Living in the Moment: Writing Through Improvisation" in The Hephaestus (Second Floor). Hosted by Cap and featuring Hem "Vo...
Oct 10, 2019•4 min
Long, long ago a legend was born... a legend of crusaders... and corn chips... of Dungeons & Doritos... This groundbreaking hybrid of an actual play podcast and an audio drama blundered through dice rolls and spun sordid tales of mayhem, until it was suddenly silenced. However, while the giant slumbers, the cast and fans of Dungeons & Doritos pine ever for the gleaming day when it shall return. And lo - dusting off our musty feed - it's the second D&D Q&A! Join Cat (Jamela), Coli...
Feb 20, 2019•1 hr 44 min•Season 3Ep. 21
Do you feel sick to your stomach? If so, that's probably Galdap forcing a psychic message into your Midgardian meat. Best to listen in and the gassy bloating will subside. Your old wizard pal has some news about what's going on behind the scenes with the D&D crew and where you can hear a surprise reunion between Deen and Jamela. Hear the ALL CAPS episode with Deen and Jamela: http://bit.ly/2LpsajC RPG From Scratch's Echoes of the Starcrypt: http://bit.ly/2Nq8xJZ The Dungeons & Doritos Fa...
Aug 27, 2018•8 min
Cap updates on the deadline to submit questions for the D&D Q&A, how you can meet Lefty Lucy, and the Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. Submit questions to dnd@nerdyshow.com - Extended deadline Sept 30th! Meet Lefty on the Wheels on Fire Tour: http://bit.ly/2xjvkj7 Score some D&D Merch: http://bit.ly/2woLrvW Call of Cthulhu: http://cthulhumystery.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Aug 30, 2017•3 min
Back from the brink of death, the party finds themselves remarkably more doomed than they were before! A pack of wolves intended to lead the wounded Barty, Jamela, Lefty, and Bogo out of the Jötunnden; only to be intercepted by a god-like ruler of the woods and from there... all hell breaks loose as every freaky animal in the forest gets unleashed and even the plants do their damnedest to help our heroes to a swift demise. Can they survive another lethal onslaught from this magical forest? And i...
Aug 01, 2017•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 20
Some bad news Dungeons & Doritos fans. Our next episode, coming out later this month, will be our last for an undetermined amount of time. This unscheduled hiatus is the result of an unfolding struggle for one of our key cast members, which Cap can offer some clarity on in this audio update. The short version is that we have no idea when we'll be able to resume recording. It's a bummer situation all around. This all comes at a really challenging time for two other reasons: 1) Ghostbusters: R...
Jul 01, 2017•5 min
Deep in the Jötunnden, a forest overrun with magicks and infested with savage beasts, our heroes lay dying. What should have been a simple rescue mission went horrifically wrong and saw Jamela, Barty, Lefty, and Bogo face off against towering man-eaters with iron hides. They beat their foes, but at a terrible cost. Bogo and Lefty are bleeding out, Barty was crushed, and Jamela fell unconscious. They're far from help and woefully unprepared. Pray for healing checks and pray for powerful rolls, 'c...
Jun 26, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 19
A risky rescue mission sees our heroes lost in a magic forest that makes even the Northlanders jumpy. Somewhere, out in the all-consuming mists lurk the Jötunn - massive, monstrous man-eaters that did a number on poor ol' Shovel Guy and abducted some of Lefty's crew. Now the Pirate Queen, Jamela, Barty, and Bogo are on the hunt, but soon find themselves hunted. Split up, overpowered, and unprepared, this quest quickly escalates into one of the most dangerous encounters the team has ever faced. B...
May 08, 2017•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 18
Our heroes have themselves a flying boat! ...Kinda. It's a start. But unfortunately the dwarf who made it possible is none too happy about having her skills put to use by Northlander brutes and is fixing to fly the coop. That, coupled with new problems with Palaver, have the party hustling to navigate choppy social waters - and we all know how good they are at that! Barty, having boned up on his wolfen ways, is determined to return to Doritodan and conquer the lycanthrope who gave him hair in st...
Apr 03, 2017•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Desperately seeking Dwarven magic? Better go on a rune quest! Our party bravely ventures into realms where even Northlanders fear to tread in hopes of finding a Dwarf to do them a solid. It's off to the treacherous, geologically active region called "The Dragon's Bed" to hunt for some answers. Unfortunately there's something much worse than geysers bursting from the ground: an inexplicable horror is on the prowl and leaving puddles of corrosive goo in its wake. Good thing Jamela, Barty and Lefty...
Mar 12, 2017•1 hr 38 min•Season 3Ep. 15
The clear and present danger of Barty's newly-acquired lycanthropy is no laughing matter. (Okay, well, it definitely is a bit - just not for Barty.) After the "incident" from last episode and with the full moon only a day away... there's a definite cause for concern. Fortunately the Northlanders make good on their promise and our lovable scamp is off to meet the Berzerkergang: a revered pack of shapeshifters. While Barty endures some hard lessons and a fair helping of wolf-mansplaining, Lefty an...
Feb 11, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Allow Galdap to give you the run-down about how you can embark on a remastered, classic adventure of Dungeons & Doritos - RIGHT NOW! Find the episode here: http://nerdyshow.com/2017/02/dungeons-doritos-the-quest-for-the-erotic-pangolin-remastered/ Be NSFW on the downlow with our Pangolin shirt: http://amzn.to/2kEOVo0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 05, 2017•3 min
In dangerous lands, surrounded by massive Northlanders, with the full moon a mere day away... our heroes are in a bad way. Fortunately, the musclebound and deadly warriors of the North have reason to strike a bargain with the puny Southerners. Unfortunately, it involves a mysterious flying ship and rescuing a captive from a rival war party. Deep in unknown terrain, battling hulking foes on their home turf, the party is going to have to use all their skills and pray to the dice gods... Tiamat... ...
Dec 30, 2016•1 hr 30 min•Season 3Ep. 14
An all-new chapter in Nerdy Show’s epic RPG podcast, Dungeons & Doritos! Bear with us here... things went wrong! The party escaped a monster-infested city within an inch of their lives, but not unscathed - Barty got bit. Now our lovable scamp has a beast inside him, and he's getting hair in strange places! What's more, Barty's main squeeze, Princess Jalapeño has been overthrown. They've got to win back the kingdom against usurpers and otherworldly creatures and find a cure for their teammate...
Dec 05, 2016•1 hr 57 min•Season 3Ep. 13
Your eyes and ears do not deceive you! Dungeons & Doritos is coming back soon... in mere days! And it's back in a big way: Monthly adventures in Doritodonia! But don't take my word for it, hear it straight from Cap and Galdap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 02, 2016•4 min
An important message from Galdap about an exciting new RPG audio drama. Listen to Call of Cthulhu here: nerdyshow.com/cthulhu/ The Nerdy Show Network Patreon: www.patreon.com/nerdyshow C heck out Nerdy Show Theatre: nerdyshow.com/theatre/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 30, 2015•3 min
We've got a crisis! Doritodan has been devoured in darkness, a teammate is down, and one mad dash is just the start of our heroes' biggest escape ever. To say that the situation is hairy would be a massive understatement. With one of the party bitten and bloodied by a werewolf and an army of monsters hot on their heels, the Dungeons & Doritos team has only one option: RUN! There's no safe-haven for a party harboring a monster - not even the word of a monarch can quell fear from men's hearts....
Jul 02, 2015•1 hr 44 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Something sinister lurks beneath the streets of Doritodan. The once proud capital city is in ruin. Its districts teem with vile creatures of every kind. Nowhere is safe - least of all the sewers! Naturally, that's where our heroes find themselves: ankle-deep in danger! The party is hot on the trail of Barty's old squeeze Princess Porquer Jalapeño, a fiery royal out to liberate her kingdom from darkness. But there's no darkness greater than the underground, and Barty, Vimak, Lefty, and Jamela wil...
Apr 25, 2015•1 hr 41 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Our heroes are in dire danger! Ever since Vimak, Jamela, and Lefty broke their comrade Barty out of prison they've been pursued by the nefarious bounty hunter, Black Pepper Jack. Jack's got some serious beef and Barty's got a whopping bounty on his head, but now that the party is under the sword, things have taken an unexpected turn. Some explaining is in order! Diplomacy isn't the D&D crew's strong suit, but they're under the sword and unprepared for this delicate predicament. Will Barty's ...
Feb 24, 2015•1 hr 52 min•Season 3Ep. 10
'Tis the merriest time of year, 'tis Crunchmas Time! What's Crunchmas?! Why, you poor devil, Crunchmas is a festival of giving - when all the land is flavor-dusted in a thin blanket of snow, friends sup upon the finest Doritos in front of roaring fires, and Doritodonia is awash in the sound of bells, singing, and occasional gas. So break out your rarest, imported chips! Fill your tankard with spiced, bubbling drinks! It's time to party! Join Cap, Hex, Colin, Lefty, Kyle, and Ruel for an opulent ...
Dec 14, 2014•1 hr 29 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Last episode Jamela, Vimak, Barty, and Lefty woke up with the world's worst hangover. A foul curse had beset upon Salsa City with our heroes right in the middle of it. Their bodies no longer as they knew them, they set sail for the source of their woes (or boons, depending on who you ask) seeking answers and and a cure... but they were foolish to think this situation couldn't get any worse. Join Cap, Hex, Colin, Lefty, and Ruel as the D&D crew's lives get even more complicated. For links and...
Nov 15, 2014•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Fans of Dungeons & Doritos we interrupt your regularly scheduled high-fantasy roleplaying adventures to lift the veil on the drama in Doritodonia! This is the D&D Q&A, Dungeons & Doritos first-ever call-in event! Cast members Cap (Jamela), Colin (Barty), and Kyle (Deen) are joined by Game Master Ruel, and score composer Ryan McQuinn for an evening of burning questions from fans. Ever wondered how far our heroes deviated from the intended campaigns, or technical questions about st...
Oct 05, 2014•2 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Our band of heroes is in desperate need of some rest and relaxation. Word on the street is that there's a kickin' party in the skeezy port town of Salsa City - and, get this, they're giving away Doritos. Not just any Doritos either, they've got a boatload of Toasted Corn - a chip revered by connoisseurs for its purity of flavor. Sound too good to be true? IT IS. Jamela, Vimak, Barty, and Lefty have been hit by beefy monsters and dire magicks, but they've never been up against anything as mind-sh...
Aug 24, 2014•1 hr 43 min•Season 3Ep. 6
When last we saw our heroes – Jamela the Dragonborn, Lefty the Pirate Queen, and Barty the Gleeman were scouring an island for riches. They didn’t find any gold, but they did find a wealth of trouble. Joined by a stud-muffin paladin named Baelin, the party is caught in the crossfire of irate natives and a powerful young sorceress wielding the power of darkness itself. The odds are stacked against our heroes, but fortunately they’ve got an unexpected ally – who’s strength is only matched by his d...
Jul 05, 2014•1 hr 37 min•Season 3Ep. 5
It’s Adventures in Barty-Sitting! Lefty & Jamela get stuck keeping watch over their fugitive comrade; so naturally they head out on the high-seas! But it’s not all tanning butter and mojitos – no such luck. Instead, the crew find themselves stalked by skull-faced islanders and trapped in a mysterious temple filled with dark magick. With no healer, an unequipped Barty, and a foe the likes of which they’ve never encountered – the forecast looks bleak for our adventurers. Fortunately for Jamela...
Apr 12, 2014•1 hr 42 min•Season 3Ep. 4
The lovable rogue Barty has been imprisoned. It’s up to his old “friends” – Vimak, the noble Goliath, Jamela, the sensual Dragonborn, and Lefty, the pirate queen, to bust him out of the slammer. But Barty’s incarceration isn’t the country club variety. He’s been tortured by a disturbing man with devious plans and is being taken to see the ominously named “Head Man”. Can the rescue party break into the most feared prison in the realm in time to save him? Will they come to their senses and leave B...
Feb 01, 2014•1 hr 34 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Barty Gleem’n persists in fulfilling his bargain for free drinks with the barkeep: spinning the most amazing tale he’s ever heard – the story of how this strange party found themselves in this very pub! The story continues as Vimak the Goliath, Chair the dwarf, Jamela the Dragonborn, Lefty the pirate queen, and Barty himself fight through war-torn lands to free Jen’Ifer the Tiefling. It’s a quest that puts them face-to-face with a malevolent force that’s been hunting them since Barty joined up, ...
Nov 30, 2013•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 2
After the dramatic conclusion of BOOK II, our party and their new friends find themselves desperately in need of a drink. They set upon the quaint pub of a seaside town and let the ale flow! Ever the risk-taker and showman, Barty Gleem’n strikes a bargain with the bartender: free drinks if he can tell him the most amazing story he’s ever heard. And with that, Barty recounts his tale from the moment he first set eyes on Vimak the Goliath, Chair the dwarf, Jen’Ifer the Tiefling, and Jamela the Dra...
Nov 23, 2013•46 min•Season 3Ep. 1