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Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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Dumpster Fire is a satirical show, created and hosted by comedian Bridget Phetasy, that takes a look at the week in news, current events, and politics. We make burgers out of your sacred cows. Delicious.

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Episodes

Elon Finds Out What Americans Already Know

Elon leaves DOGE and Bridget revises his status as her nemesis. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 12:01 - BON CHARGE 13:26 - Weather 13:53 - My Nemesis Is No Longer My Nemesis 20:04 - Phetasy News 21:04 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WA...

May 31, 202523 min

E218. The Democrat Man Problem Gets Worse

The Democrats still have a man problem, and now they’re holding group therapy sessions, talking about their feelings and obsessing about the men who don’t like them. 0:00 - Breaking Bridget 12:30 - Quest 13:36 - Weather 14:04 - Breaking Bridget Cont'd 20:45 - Phetasy News 21:39 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ...

May 28, 202524 min

E217. Ginger Is The New Black | Ozempic Eats Weight Watchers | Kanye Quits Antisemitism

Ozempic puts Weight Watchers out of business. Kanye renounces antisemitism one week after the release of “Heil Hitler” track. Gingers are embraced by the Black community. 0:00 - Get Rekt, Big Pharma 7:40 - Caliber 8:56 - Weather 9:25 - This F*ckin' Guy 12:03 - Qualia 12:50 - Dumpster Diving 17:21 - Phetasy News 17:59 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy -------------------------------...

May 24, 202519 min

E216 - A Cover Up of A Cover Up of A Cover Up | Also, Epstein Killed Himself?

Conspiracy theories abound with Joe Biden's cancer announcement combined with Dan Bongino and Kash Patel claiming they have seen the proof that Epstein did in fact kill himself. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 11:17 - MudWtr 12:39 - Weather 13:06 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 19:10 - goPure 20:22 - Phetasy News 21:06 - The Internet Is Glorious - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy -----------------------------------------------...

May 21, 202523 min

Hitler Would Have Banned Kanye, Too

The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark. 0:00 - This F*ckin Guy 9:32 - Sheath 10:41 - Weather 11:27 - What Is Happening 16:25 - Phetasy News 17:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for ...

May 17, 202518 min

The Government Wants to Ban Mexican Weather Ladies | New Censorship Bill

The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Brother Nanny State attempts to limit "obscenity" and content that might and "arouse" or "titillate"? 0:00 - Big Brother 7:03 - BON CHARGE 8:17 - Weather 8:44 - Big Brother Continued 13:15 - Quest 14:26 - Phetasy News 15:04 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com...

May 14, 202516 min

Rioters DESTROY Universities and AMERICA

Riot season has returned with Antifa activists throwing poo at an event in Portland and pro-Palestinian activists causing damage at the University of Washington. 0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty 6:13 - The Perfect Jean 8:00 - Weather 8:24 - Parade of Morons 13:13 - Sheath 14:17 - Parade of Morons Continued 16:21 - Phetasy News 17:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy --------------------...

May 14, 202518 min

Trump Is The Media’s Natural Predator | Psaki & Newsom Rewrite History

Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls. 0:00 - Parade of Morons 8:01 - Quest 9:15 - Weather 9:32 - Journavism 14:14 - Caliber 15:12 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 22:08 - Phetasy News 22:42 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ----------------------------------------------------------...

May 07, 202525 min

Trump Tells China To Get Rekt

Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse Watters. 0:00 - Toll-In-Chief AGAIN 11:55 - Hillsdale College 13:07 - Weather 13:38 - Shameless Self-Promotion 20:35 - Phetasy News 21:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------...

May 03, 202524 min

Could 100 Journalists Notice a Gorilla in Decline?

The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla. 0:00 - Journavism 8:24 - The Perfect Jean 9:36 - Weather 10:07 - The Internet Is Glorious 16:53 - Sheath 17:55 - Phetasy News 18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome Yo...

Apr 30, 202520 min

The Fight Against Gender Ideology

Parents fight against mandatory LGBTQ curriculum in public schools goes to the Supreme Court. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 12:08 - Quest 13:17 - Weather 13:38 - What is Happening? Continued 20:14 - Phetasy News 20:51 - The Internet Is Glorious ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Read The Revolt of Religious Parents in Montgomery County by Bethany Mandel Read When The State Comes For Your Kids by Abigail Shrier Complaint filed on behalf of Montgomery School Distric...

Apr 26, 202522 min

JD Vance's Powers Are Growing

Pete Hegseth can't stop spilling secrets, Pope Francis died hours after meeting JD Vance, Klaus Schwab steps down as head of the WEF, and everyone's nicer to AI than they are to humans. 0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy 9:57 - Sheath 11:08 - Weather 11:31 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind 17:10 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life 19:36 - Phetasy News 20:20 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public epis...

Apr 23, 202522 min

JK Rowling Defeats Trans Activists

Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing. 0:00 - WOMEN! 7:50 - Hillsdale College 8:59 - Weather 9:26 - Dumpster Diving 12:22 - Qualia 13:44 - More Dumpster Diving 19:48 - Phetasy News 20:39 - The Internet Is Glorious Hillsdale College is offering more than 40 free online courses - check them out at hillsdale.edu Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qual...

Apr 19, 202522 min

More Like AstroNOTS

Trump's tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Oprah should stop trying to make Gayle King a thing, and Bridget comes up with a new term for people who don’t actually deserve to be called astronauts. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:16 - Quest 7:24 - Weather 7:53 - WOMEN! 11:33 - BON CHARGE 12:34 - WOMEN! Continued 19:11 - Phetasy News 19:53 - The Internet Is Glorious Thanks to our sponsors Quest and BON ...

Apr 16, 202521 min

Make America's Showers Great Again

Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at home. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:48 - This F*ckin Gal 11:53 - BRUNT 13:11 - Weather 13:37 - I Don't Cariff About Tariffs 16:42 - Gen Z Discovers 19:16 - Phetasy News 20:01 - The Internet Is Glorious BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT b...

Apr 12, 202521 min

Panican At The Disc Throw

Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast. 0:00 -Important Stories We're STILL Ignoring 3:27 - Sprained My Eyes 6:53 - WOMEN! 8:24 - Patriarchy So Crafty 12:30 - BON CHARGE 13:39 - Weather 13:59 - Breaking Bridget 19:45 - Phetasy News 21:08 - The Internet Is Glorious Revitalize your...

Apr 09, 202523 min

Resistance LARPing and Naked Freakouts

Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content like being trapped with a crazy person in Antarctica, crazy ladies stripping in airports and the brave fencer standing up for WOMEN!. Also, find out what kind of scientist Bridget would have been if she'd taken a different path in life. 0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 4:52 - Dumpster Diving 9:41 - Quest 10:41 - Weather 11:08 - More Dumpster Diving 14:...

Apr 05, 202520 min

White House Weaponizes Anime

Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 7:53 - Caliber 9:10 - Weather 9:33 - Breaking Bridget 15:58 - Phetasy News 16:56 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Apr 02, 202519 min

More Like National INSecurity, Amirite?

Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good ever comes from a group chat. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 11:59 - Quest 13:06 - Weather 13:38 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 17:01 - Phetasy News 18:02 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Mar 29, 202519 min

Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle

Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle. 0:00 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle 21:59 - Sheath Underwear 23:03 - Weather 23:34 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Continued 29:55 - Phetasy News 33:28 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers ...

Mar 26, 202536 min

Democrats, Chill the F* Out

Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here we go again. 0:00 - Hypocrisy on Fire 8:57 - BON CHARGE 10:08 - Weather 10:34 - Breaking Bridget 18:50 - Phetasy News 19:37 - The Internet Is Glorious Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy....

Mar 22, 202521 min

Democrats Are The Simple Jack Party Now

The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and the Dumpster Fire archives for an expert analysis of the contributing factors. 0:00 Chickens Come Home To Roost 10:06 - Quest 11:27 - Weather 11:54 - Chickens Still Coming Home To Roost 19:37 - Phetasy News 20:56 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and us...

Mar 19, 202522 min

Hypocrisy On Fire | Leftists Torch Teslas and Gavin Newsom Rebrands

“Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast. 0:00 - Hypocrisy On Fire 8:26 - Sheath 9:29 - Weather 9:58 - This F*ckin' Guy 18:43 - Phetasy News 19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Mar 15, 202521 min

JD Vance Breaks The Internet

Bridget explains the rise of the JD Vance meme phenomenon and living through the dawn of AI. 0:00 - The Internet Is Glorious 9:29 - Quest 10:32 - Weather 11:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life 18:03 - Phetasy News 19:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Again - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus ep...

Mar 12, 202521 min

Can The Democrats Be Normal?

The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messaging is all over the place. They really need to get their sh*t together. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 9:49 - Qualia 11:01 - Weather 11: 26 - What Is STILL Happening? 17:17 - Phetasy News 18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at chec...

Mar 08, 202520 min

Zelenskyy Overplays His Hand

Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame. 0:00 - What Is Happening 12:51 - BON CHARGE 14:13 - Weather 14:40 - What Is Happening Continued 23:27 - Phetasy News 24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Mar 05, 202526 min

Defending Our Country From Freaks | Tulsi Gabbard Shuts Down Secret Sex Chats

Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast marking the moment when podcasts are officially over, and Jake Tapper’s new book proves complicity in the Biden dementia cover up that he always denied. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 11:05 - Quest 12:17 - Weather 12:37 - This F*ckin Guy 16:24 - Breaking Bridget 23:28 - Phetasy News 24:38 - The Internet ...

Mar 01, 202527 min

Who Let The DOGE Out?

Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, chaos ensued. And even though Bridget is sick of talking about him, it's hard to ignore the emperor of the world. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:29 - Caliber 8:51 - Weather 9:13 - My Nemesis Is STILL At It Again 21:13 - Phetasy News 22:23 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $...

Feb 26, 202524 min

Trans Oscar Nominee Loses The Oppression Olympics

Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez. 0:00 - Never Woke Enough 7:55 - Sheath 9:00 - Weather 9:33 - Everything Is Racist 16:35 - Phetasy News 17:39 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Feb 22, 202519 min

Elon's Baby Mama Drama

Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 6:03 - BON CHARGE 7:09 - Weather 7:35 - My Nemesis is Still At It Again 14:23 - Phetasy News 15:53 - The Internet Is Glorious Thank you to our sponsor BON CHARGE Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonu...

Feb 19, 202518 min
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