Original Air Date - 12/20/21 Does Donald Trump Jr. have his dad’s telephone number? Who wants to become Commiefornia’s next “Superintendent of Equity”? Is there a tunnelthat goes under CNN to The Getty? Is Bridget going to lose her mind? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date - 12/13/21 Who takes career advice from a prince? How does a fictional character's death affect the real world stock market? Who gives facelifts to camels? Does Bridget intend to have a public meltdown in a restaurant? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date - 12/6/21 Does Fauci have a God complex? Did Dumpster Fire take down the Cuomo brothers? Is the Women's Tennis Association the only sports organizationwith balls big enough to stand up to China? Is Bridget capable of a Rodney Dangerfield impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date - 11/22/21 Kamala became the first female president for 85 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? Who gets to humiliate the Eunuch Maker? What's the best way to protect your flaps & folds? What should the Phetasy improv troop be called? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date - 11/14/21 What do Big Bird and blowjabs have to do with each other? Will Leo cuck Jeff Bezos? Who will win the battle of the heiress weddings? Could Bridget care less? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date - 11/1/21 What do Osama Bin Laden and Tracy Jurgenstein have in common? Are we allliving in fear of offending China? Why haven't politicians learned their lesson about blackface yet? How often does Bridget get the meat sweats? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date - 10/25/21 Which is more painful to watch, Biden's clenched fists or Kamala's surprise birthday party? Could Trump's new TRUTH app been named more ironically? Are teenage girls being brainwashed into having Tourette's? Will Bridget's Titanic drinking game sweep the nation? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date - 10/18/21 Is Kamala a worse actor than a porn star? Is Trump determined to break the GOP before he learns to share? Will Sanjay Gupta grow some balls? Does Bridget have a new catchphrase? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date - 10/4/21 Is Nancy Pelosi perpetually drunk or just old? Are China's stalker robots coming for us all? How are second hand clothes a sign of white privilege? Why does Bridget now want to move to Florida? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date - 9/27/21 Is Tony, Toni, Toné the ultimate get out of jail free pass? Who knew Jedi were so problematic? Is "bodies with vaginas" wokespeak or the language of serial killers? Would you watch Bridget reviewing Tom Cruise movies? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really feel about AOC's ass? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date: 9/6/21 Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relationship with its citizens? Did Jen Psaki confess to a "plandemic"? Does Bridget understand what a vasectomy is? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: 8/30/21 Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many milk crates lying around? Would Bridget die for her comedy? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date: 8/23/21 Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NASA actually laser our heart from space? Is the key to defeating the Taliban as simple as boobs? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: 7/26/21 Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? Did Jeff Bezos idolize Dr. Evil growing up? Will Bridget become a weightlifter? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date: July 19, 2021 Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the women in the world to sync up and have a super period? Which important stories are we totally ignoring this week? How accurate is Bridget's Tom Cruise impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: July 5, 2021 Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot uprising by programming them to feel pain? Is Elon Musk just an alien who straggled off on a field trip and wound up on Earth? Will Bridget now identify as a Dumpster Fire on her passport? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: June 28, 2021 Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their son Archie? Is Sammy Flaps n' Folds the next Gorilla Glue Girl? Why you should never doubt the power of Bridget's curses. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: June 21, 2021 Does anyone in Texas even know who James Corden is? Should female athletes just pack it in and go home now? When did Osama Bin Laden's niece become a pro-Trumper? Will Bridget ever get over the loss of the Victoria's Secret angels? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: June 7, 2021 Was QAnon right all along? Does Sammy Flaps n' Folds have Klaus Schwab's ear? Can we get in on the invisible sculpture racket? Is Bridget actually the leader of Anonymous? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date: May 31, 2021 Can Fauci go away? Is China gonna come for us? Are the Krafty Karens a sign of the mental instability in this country? Is Bridget the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date: May 24, 2021 Is our Army the laughing stock of the world? Is Google Docs policing our speech? Why are we all ignoring the imminent alien invasion? How many controversial minefields can Bridget stumble through? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date: May 17, 2021 Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will Michael Malice finally be able to explain bitcoin to Bridget? Will we get to see Michael's feral Phetasy impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: May 3, 2021 Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingle phenomenon? Did California's congressional seat move to Texas? Is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic the destruction of Hollywood? Is Bridget starting to like her nemesis? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: April 26, 2021 Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teaching sex robots to hate humanity? What's the real reason behind these escalating gender reveal parties? What is Bridget's solution to our media and doomscrolling problem? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: April 19, 2021 Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxists really know what that means? Is Grime's "alien scars" tattoo really just a cover for Elon? Is Bridget officially a cult leader now? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: April 12, 2021 If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying to blot out the sun? What should you do when your Uber driver offers you a hug? Which Alex Jones timeline will Bridget choose? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: March 29, 2021 Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump for ducats? Will Russell Brand and Bridget be first to be disappeared by Davos? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe
Original Air Date: March 22, 2021 Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you want to know about it in time to go get some heroin? What is the only correct response to someone spouting woke nonsense? Is Bridget wearing an outfit inspired by genital warts? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...
Original Air Date: March 15, 2021 What did we all think of the Harry and Meghan interview that we didn't watch? Is there anything more hilarious than a group of wokesters having a serious argument about the Whale Moan Room in Clubhouse? When Me Too comes for a cartoon skunk has the culture jumped the shark? Is Obama responsible for Bridget's hearing loss? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscrib...
