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Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

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Dumpster Fire is a satirical show, created and hosted by comedian Bridget Phetasy, that takes a look at the week in news, current events, and politics. We make burgers out of your sacred cows. Delicious.

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Episodes

Dumpster Fire 70 - Take Me To The Glue Factory

Original Air Date - 9/27/21 Is Tony, Toni, Toné the ultimate get out of jail free pass? Who knew Jedi were so problematic? Is "bodies with vaginas" wokespeak or the language of serial killers? Would you watch Bridget reviewing Tom Cruise movies? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Sep 28, 202140 min

Dumpster Fire 69 - Nice

Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really feel about AOC's ass? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Sep 22, 202144 min

Dumpster Fire 68 - We Hate Everything

Original Air Date: 9/6/21 Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relationship with its citizens? Did Jen Psaki confess to a "plandemic"? Does Bridget understand what a vasectomy is? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Sep 20, 202144 min

Dumpster Fire 67 - We Are Not A News Show

Original Air Date: 8/30/21 Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many milk crates lying around? Would Bridget die for her comedy? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Sep 19, 202143 min

Dumpster Fire 66 - This Was Always The Plan

Original Air Date: 8/23/21 Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NASA actually laser our heart from space? Is the key to defeating the Taliban as simple as boobs? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Sep 18, 202140 min

Dumpster Fire 65 - Gaslighting Is An Olympic Sport

Original Air Date: 7/26/21 Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? Did Jeff Bezos idolize Dr. Evil growing up? Will Bridget become a weightlifter? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Aug 20, 202144 min

Dumpster Fire 64 - Well That Escalated Quickly

Original Air Date: July 19, 2021 Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the women in the world to sync up and have a super period? Which important stories are we totally ignoring this week? How accurate is Bridget's Tom Cruise impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 19, 202138 min

Dumpster Fire 63 - There's Something In The Water

Original Air Date: July 5, 2021 Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot uprising by programming them to feel pain? Is Elon Musk just an alien who straggled off on a field trip and wound up on Earth? Will Bridget now identify as a Dumpster Fire on her passport? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 19, 202136 min

Dumpster Fire 62 - Never Mess With A Witch

Original Air Date: June 28, 2021 Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their son Archie? Is Sammy Flaps n' Folds the next Gorilla Glue Girl? Why you should never doubt the power of Bridget's curses. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 18, 202134 min

Dumpster Fire 61 - I Want The Male Gaze Inside Me

Original Air Date: June 21, 2021 Does anyone in Texas even know who James Corden is? Should female athletes just pack it in and go home now? When did Osama Bin Laden's niece become a pro-Trumper? Will Bridget ever get over the loss of the Victoria's Secret angels? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 18, 202139 min

Dumpster Fire 60 - No One Has The Monopoly On Being A D*ck

Original Air Date: June 7, 2021 Was QAnon right all along? Does Sammy Flaps n' Folds have Klaus Schwab's ear? Can we get in on the invisible sculpture racket? Is Bridget actually the leader of Anonymous? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Aug 17, 202143 min

Dumpster Fire 59 - We Apologize To West Taiwan

Original Air Date: May 31, 2021 Can Fauci go away? Is China gonna come for us? Are the Krafty Karens a sign of the mental instability in this country? Is Bridget the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Aug 17, 202134 min

Dumpster Fire 58 - Your Sacred Cows Are Delicious

Original Air Date: May 24, 2021 Is our Army the laughing stock of the world? Is Google Docs policing our speech? Why are we all ignoring the imminent alien invasion? How many controversial minefields can Bridget stumble through? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Aug 16, 202140 min

Dumpster Fire 57 - Just The Right Amount Of Malice

Original Air Date: May 17, 2021 Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will Michael Malice finally be able to explain bitcoin to Bridget? Will we get to see Michael's feral Phetasy impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 16, 202145 min

Dumpster Fire 56 - Democrats Can Be Racist Too

Original Air Date: May 3, 2021 Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingle phenomenon? Did California's congressional seat move to Texas? Is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic the destruction of Hollywood? Is Bridget starting to like her nemesis? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 15, 202136 min

Dumpster Fire 55 - Activists Are The Worst

Original Air Date: April 26, 2021 Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teaching sex robots to hate humanity? What's the real reason behind these escalating gender reveal parties? What is Bridget's solution to our media and doomscrolling problem? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 15, 202132 min

Dumpster Fire 54 - Don't Let Them Divide Us

Original Air Date: April 19, 2021 Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxists really know what that means? Is Grime's "alien scars" tattoo really just a cover for Elon? Is Bridget officially a cult leader now? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 14, 202132 min

Dumpster Fire 53 - This Is My Vaccine Passport

Original Air Date: April 12, 2021 If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying to blot out the sun? What should you do when your Uber driver offers you a hug? Which Alex Jones timeline will Bridget choose? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 14, 202141 min

Dumpster Fire 52 - Shrinking Winkies & Butt Stuff

Original Air Date: March 29, 2021 Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump for ducats? Will Russell Brand and Bridget be first to be disappeared by Davos? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Aug 13, 202135 min

Dumpster Fire 51 - Everyone's Jerkin' Off

Original Air Date: March 22, 2021 Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you want to know about it in time to go get some heroin? What is the only correct response to someone spouting woke nonsense? Is Bridget wearing an outfit inspired by genital warts? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 13, 202139 min

Dumpster Fire 50 - Never Cave To The Mob

Original Air Date: March 15, 2021 What did we all think of the Harry and Meghan interview that we didn't watch? Is there anything more hilarious than a group of wokesters having a serious argument about the Whale Moan Room in Clubhouse? When Me Too comes for a cartoon skunk has the culture jumped the shark? Is Obama responsible for Bridget's hearing loss? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscrib...

Aug 12, 202147 min

Dumpster Fire 49 - Everything Is So Dumb

Original Air Date: March 8, 2021 Will half the country (including Cousin Maggie) have a collective nervous breakdown if Trump runs again in 2024? Can we get the Nike swoosh logo cancelled? Who's going to stop these racist babies? Will Bridget's off-the-cuff Covid rap about Cuomo killing The Olds win a Grammy? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 12, 202143 min

Dumpster Fire 48 - Reality Remains Undefeated

Original Air Date: March 1, 2021 Do we know why Biden bombed the Syranese? Does Ted Cruz not understand the first rule of politics: Optics Matter? Is Mr. Potato Head the original trans-icon? Has Bridget finally had enough? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Aug 11, 202143 min

Dumpster Fire 47 - GameStop and the Rise of the Reddit Lords

Original Air Date: February 1, 2021 What the hell are "stonks" and why is Wall Street freaking out? Double masks and anal swabbing, we're being trolled, right? Who's crazier, AOC or Marjorie Taylor Greene? Will Bridget use the term "tendies" correctly? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 11, 202143 min

Dumpster Fire 46 - You're Welcome, America!

Original Air Date: January 25, 2021 How did anyone believe a con man like Donald Trump would follow through on his promises? What should Biden's category be called? Did Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt break up because he was afraid of being permanently disfigured by her exploding orgasms? Will anyone address Bridget's most pressing concern (the kids in the cages)? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/s...

Aug 10, 202143 min

Dumpster Fire 45 - Beyond The Rabbit Hole

Original Air Date: January 18, 2021 Do you miss the Murder Hornets as much as we do? How do we take the Qanon Shaman seriously? When did Alex Jones become a voice of reason? Will Bridget be able to stop laughing inappropriately at serious things? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 10, 202139 min

Dumpster Fire 44 - Step One: Buy A Guy Fawkes Mask

Original Air Date: January 4, 2021 Has Alec Baldwin finally met his match in crazy? Why should we all be stockpiling sand? Will the Butchers of San Bernardino be a runaway hit reality show on Bravo? What are Bridget's plans for inciting a revolution? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 09, 202143 min

Dumpster Fire 43 - Senator, PornHub, MasterCard, Covid Deaths, 9/11

Original Air Date: December 14, 2020 Is Cardi B living proof that you can't buy class? Is Ben & Jerry's ice cream really that good? Would Russians rather die of Covid than stop drinking? Has Bridget become one with the monoliths and know what their purpose is? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 09, 202141 min

Dumpster Fire 42 - "We Pigs Are Brainworkers"

Original Air Date: December 7, 2020 Was a drunk Kitty Sanchez the star witness for Trump's lawsuit? Are the monoliths from aliens or an elaborate guerilla marketing campaign? Would your friends support you if you were going to marry a sex doll? Will Bridget stand up for vulva owners (aka women) everywhere? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe...

Aug 08, 202139 min

Dumpster Fire 41 - All Rabbit Holes Lead To Agenda 2030

Original Air Date: November 23, 2020 Is the election legitimate or not? Have we lost Sammy FnF down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Does Christiane Amanpour watch Dumpster Fire? Will Gavin Newsome be spying on Bridget's Thanksgiving? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Aug 08, 202148 min
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