Our heroes are sorting out the remaining complications! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learned about her curse from Krendan and formed the “Bite Force”, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started to co-ordinate his new spy empire, and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reminded Quinny to keep honey potting Vinten Charlamagne. What will happen when the envoy from Demarra arrives? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider bec...
Oct 16, 2023•46 min
Our heroes have finalized the Charter of Future Freedoms! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) presented her list of rights, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was publicly named “minister of culture” to cover his spying, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Reginald that he’s heroic enough to run the nations peacekeeping force. Will these new aspirational rights be enough to win over the foreign envoys? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dum...
Oct 09, 2023•55 min
Our heroes have been joined by allies from the fortress! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promised a daily hug to Quinny’s mom before telling Ginny she’s a princess now, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to help convince her, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) won the future Royal over by admitting that no one knows what’s they’re doing. With the line of succession in place, what will happen when Juniper unveils her new laws? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mc...
Oct 02, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Our heroes are finalizing plans for a nation-saving performance! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) finished her legal consultations while making music with a dwarf, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) locked down the plan for his firework show, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was brought unhappily to a wizard who explained his cloak. What will happen now that the portal has been opened to the fortress of forlorn hope? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoyi...
Sep 25, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Our heroes are battling complicated law books and depression! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) consulted legal professionals with mixed success, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sunk into bed until Goblin Jr taught him to fetch and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was so stealthy he didn’t appear in the episode. Can Juniper build strong enough laws to prevent Assgard from being invaded? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Co...
Sep 18, 2023•54 min
Our heroes are waking up to save a nation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared Reginald for a dance-parade, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) turned into a werewolf before regaining control of her personas, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) founded his Royal Hammerers. But will their arts night be enough to win over their allies? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for...
Sep 11, 2023•56 min
Our heroes are continuing to reshape Akkah! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Bucky to prepare to send allies from the Fortress, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempted to honeypot a Warlock Knight, and Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gave her grove to the people before inviting envoys to talk about their laws. Will this be enough to maintain the tenuous peace? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patr...
Sep 04, 2023•50 min
Our heroes have begun to reform Akkah! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was sentenced to weekly therapy and confession for his murder, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) recovered her bravery arguing with the King, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found someone to get the Ravengate temporarily working. But can they keep the various enemy envoys from killing each other? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a P...
Aug 28, 2023•57 min
Akkah has been given terms to avoid an invasion! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) left the peace talks to investigate the envoys, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) became a willing hostage and made a friend in the enemy army, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave a hell of a tour and started winning over their guests. But can they turn Akkah around in time to avoid it being destroyed? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Cons...
Aug 21, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Akkah is being threatened by invasion! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began diplomatic relations with an evil empire, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed he isn’t dating Reginald just covering up a murder, and Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) debated the ethical cost of murder in a corrupt environment. Will this arriving army attack the city? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs &...
Aug 14, 2023•45 min
Farthole Fartch is alive! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was not pleased to have the goblin back, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) pushed for a vote on the kingdom’s new name, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used magic to determine which army generals to keep employed. What will happen now that a Wyvern rider has arrived at the castle? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dic...
Aug 07, 2023•1 hr 1 min
The Council of Akkah has been chosen! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) accepted her role as Chief Justice, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) agreed to be spymaster but isn’t sure about his daughter being put in line for the throne, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally summoned a dead goblin to be his high priest. What will happen when the new rulers are unveiled to the populace? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - C...
Jul 31, 2023•54 min
Our heroes have been in charge for less than a week and Akkah is already on fire! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) turned the corpse pile into a garden, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hunted down the remaining members of the horde, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began to choose his council while mourning the necessity of being king. Who will end up running Akkah? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a P...
Jul 24, 2023•1 hr
Our heroes have taken over Akkah! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has been cursed with lycanthropy, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ate his father, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered the evil tyrants’ phylactery, and Butthole was forced to kill Grayson Typhus and his mother to take the throne. What will happen now that these heroes have an evil country to run? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a P...
Jul 17, 2023•59 min
This week we're thrilled to be introducing you to the newest show by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice: HACK N SLASH! (But don't worry, we'll have more DD&D for you next week). HACK N SLASH is a four-part improvised comedic mini-series featuring Ryan LaPlante as the Keeper, Del Borovic as Shadow Lady, and three new voices: Josh Halbot as Bloody Mark, Kevin Hanna as Tailspin, and Pam Sparrow as Dr. Belladonna. This “Monster of the Week” adventure features four monsters who find out they’re being replaced...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 43 min
During our week off between Seasons 6 and 7, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar players Tyler Hewitt, Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, and Adam McNamara, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. You can also catch 2 new episodes of Jesters of Ravenloft every Wednesday at 8:30pm ET, when we stream live on Twitch ( https://www.twitch.tv/dumbdumbdice ) Or you can catch those episodes on YouTube and your favorite podcast player every Friday. Enjoying...
Jul 10, 2023•52 min
During our week off between Seasons 6 and 7, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar players Tyler Hewitt, Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, and Adam McNamara, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. You can also catch 2 new episodes of Jesters of Ravenloft every Wednesday at 8:30pm ET, when we stream live on Twitch ( https://www.twitch.tv/dumbdumbdice ) Or you can catch those episodes on YouTube and your favorite podcast player every Friday. Enjoying...
Jul 10, 2023•47 min
Our heroes have entered the fortress! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protected their new king to keep the Black Spider banished, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed his father and ate his head and Butthole still doesn’t know what to do about his mother. What will happen now that Quinny is sneaking upstairs to steal the Lich King and Queen’s phylacteries? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragon...
Jul 03, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Our heroes are battling the Horde! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) destroyed Archibald’s protective goo, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was struck by the Black Spider and is almost dying, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) banished the Black Spider, and Reginald is hunting his father down. Can they keep the Spider in his own realm, end Archibald and save Quinny?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron o...
Jun 26, 2023•47 min
Our heroes have raised an army to take back Akkah! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) disguised Standus to keep him safe, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) poisoned Brutallatrix to give the Tinglers an edge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Reginald won glory in the arena and convinced the nation to rise up with them. But can they defeat the Horde and Archibald or will their rebellion end now?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dra...
Jun 19, 2023•48 min
Our heroes are entering the arena! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is horrified he might have to kill his mother, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is being forced further out of her comfort zone, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) freed a cleric and is trying to sabotage 2 gladiators! Can Reginald and Butthole survive a battle with two gladiators or will their play for the throne end now?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mc...
Jun 12, 2023•37 min
Our heroes are inside the Forge! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got his Forsaken armour, Moss’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) wheelchair distracted the smith tour guide, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stole the plans for Grayson Typhus’s phylactery vault! But can Quinny negotiate his way out of the back room without setting off the alarm?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Con...
Jun 05, 2023•53 min
Our heroes have found Furnold the Fierce! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to reveal himself to get into the Darkspike compound, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) interrogated the troopers, hunting for a cleric, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) determined no one was hiding on the second floor. What will they do now they’ve learned Grayson Typhus is kidnapping soldiers to maintain his powers?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM ...
May 29, 2023•49 min
Our heroes have destroyed the portal, learned about the clerics and have someone to rescue! Juniper’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) explosives worked perfectly, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) escaped the guards and organized a meet up at the mysterious thrift shop, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) identified a cleric and got her on side! But can they find and save Furnold the Fierce?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeet...
May 22, 2023•49 min
Our heroes are trying to destroy the portal! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Butthole are waiting in the wings to help if necessary, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) invisibly planted explosives and is trying to get clear, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started blasting to keep the wizards from stopping her! But what will happen now that the portal itself has activated?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). ...
May 15, 2023•54 min
Our heroes are regrouping in the mines before attacking the portal! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a battle of wills with an archer, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won that same archer over, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) discovered several secrets about Akkah! But what will happen now she’s turned into a murderous werewolf?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consid...
May 08, 2023•50 min
Our heroes have escaped Archibald and returned to the mines! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the guards on a merry chase and discovered a mysterious thrift shop, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a breakdown when he discovered his dad might be able to control Butthole, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is thrilled to be working with explosives! Can these unlikely heroes destroy the portal to Hell Realm?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our...
May 01, 2023•52 min
With one of our heroes on the run from the guards, the others are worried an alternate-dimension Archibald may be able to control Butthole! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced everyone he and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) we’re dating to cover up his murder, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) discovered an adherent of the moondmandments, and Butthole discovered Reginald’s Archibald was in Akkah but failed to kill him! Can Quinny escape the guards chasing him?! Find out...
Apr 24, 2023•47 min
Our heroes have debated and/or committed a homicide! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) needed to do something violent in memory of Gary and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped him kill a necromancer to make it happen, while Butthole and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) witnessed a weird toast and then went searching for their friends! Will this murder affect their quest after they get back to the tavern?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesom...
Apr 17, 2023•46 min
Our heroes have learned the layout of Akkah and formed a plan! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found the streets unimpressive, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Butthole argued about whether he should become a cleric, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) interrupted with a Moonmandment and now she and Butthole are arguing! Will Quinny toast the rebel Gary in front of the guards before they can stop him?! Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM...
Apr 10, 2023•49 min
