Erin and Nicole originally planned this episode to be a love letter to the legendary Bill Murray. He's an immensely talented actor, a whimsical human and an all around fun guy. But, as with DTFU's favorite vegetable the on-yun, humans have many layers and some are outright stinky. Anyway, we uncovered some unfortunate things and we're having a conversation.
You know it is! But this one is special. Usually, cults have some talk of a god or aliens or chakras to mask the sex stuff. But not this one - this cult is all business. Seriously, it might also be a pyramid scheme. This cult moves straight from walking in the door to "Orgasmic Meditation" to getting people to spend thousands of dollars without batting an eyelash. They are hardworking little clit cadets! Join Erin and Nicole as they discuss One Taste, the Orgasmic Meditation Cult!
Today, Erin and Nicole discuss a very serious issue facing Mt. Everest. Perhaps you already know there are bodies strewn about, frozen mile markers for hopeful climbers. But what you may not know is that Mt. Everest is also covered in sh*t. Not figurative sh*t, like garbage or broken equipment, though that's there too. Literally every person who has ever made it their number one goal to climb her, has left behind a number two. That means poop. Mt. Everest is covered in poop. Visit www.DTFUPodcas...
Erin and Nicole are back from the pre-prerecorded episodes and catching up on all things Baby Watch 2018! Because the ladies share everything with each other, they're also sharing it with you. Join the ladies for an up close and personal look at childbirth and the aftermath. It's a literal sh*t show.
This week, Erin and Nicole recount the high-level grifter whose grifting left a wake of hotels, restaurants, credit companies and Vanity Fair photographers with a debt yet to be repaid. How did the blonde, petite, vaguely European-accented Anna Delvey swindle all of these people? Short answer: crisp hundred dollar bills and a smile. But of course, it's more complicated than that. Visit us at dtfupodcast.com for more!
Straight up, this episode is about weird animal penises. Mostly. I mean, there's some other weird stuff that is penis-adjacent. But for the most part, Erin and Nicole are our nature guides and we've entered animal dong territory. Shout out to all the listeners who requested this topic. What a wild ride!
"If I could turn back tiiiiiiime" I would go back to "Episode 74: Take Me to Megachurch (Part One)" and relive the moment I learned of the name "DawnCher." Blessings. If Part One of the Hillsong Megachurch two-parter was the light, fluffy, fun twin, Part Two is the dark, hairless, distressed one that ate the first twin in the womb. Weird analogy, but we'll keep it 'cause this episode is where s*** gets real. But also, Erin and Nicole can't help from laughing, so there's also that.
Remember in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, how Doc shows up looking for Audrey Hepburn and you think, "Aww, her dad!" But then you find out he's HER HUSBAND and she was 14 when he married her on that farm and then you're like "OH HELL NO." Well this week, Erin and Nicole are talking about child marriage and the laws in America that are failing to protect some youngsters. *Siiiiiiiigh* Can you already feel the exasperation? But there are some badass organizations out there changing laws and ta...
Ahhh, American Independence Day! The day we celebrate our victory over British tyranny a couple of centuries ago*. Get ready to blow things up, binge drink**, eat too much barbecued meats, and get hella sunburnt. July 4th also means it's time to celebrate Nicole's birthday***, and that’s even more of an excuse to party! Let’s celebrate this country and our co-host by listening to Erin and Nicole talk about some of the craziest fireworks mishaps throughout history! *Shout out to England. We’re li...
Our lady, who art in movies, Sandy B thy name, is our patron saint of this week’s episode. She Was doin’ it right in 2014, when an intruder/stalker broke into her home in the middle of the night. You know why? She'd seen Panic Room (starring a young K-Stew) and she installed a "safe door." Miss Congeniality? More like, Miss THE COPS ARE ON THEIR WAY, MOTHER F***ER. Join Erin and Nicole as they recount Sandra Bullock's very scary situation and the aftermath of the encounter. Oh, and a couple of o...
This episode is a throwback...to the Roman Empire. Back then, you could throw a stone and hit 400 f****d up things before it even hit the ground. It'd be all ricocheting around the plaza, hitting murderers and whiny emperors and stuff. Any one of those things would have made for a great episode...and maybe someday they will. But today, the focus on a lady-herbologist who knew some thaaaangs. She knew that if you ground up this herb and that herb, you could make it look like someone's death was a...
This whole episode can be summed up with the phrase "leave it to the experts." Let the scientists do the science stuff, let the astronauts do the astro stuff and let the podcasters do the Bigfoot's dick jokes. But these days, everything is a crap shoot and people who have zero credentials in anything are telling people the earth is flat, so f*** me, right? Might as well let a bunch of randoms try and science their way to a cure for herpes because why not? This week, join Erin and Nicole as they ...
From their inception until the height of their career (and really, now), one band defined the decade of decadence. They drank all the drinks, did all the drugs and clogged all the drains with their long ass 80s hair. But all that hard livin' catches up to you and before you know it, you've reached your fifties, you look sixty, and your body feels like it's seventy. This week, Erin and Nicole look back at the rise of one of the greatest bands the 80s ever chewed up and spit back out: Motley Crüe.
If you haven't listened to Episode 64 (Part One of the PT Barnum Two-Parter) start there. If you're all caught up, we're finally getting to the circus stuff, Dudes! Let's recap quickly, shall we? PT Barnum was what we'd call a "s***bag." He exploited a ton of people, he was a swindler and he looked nothing like Hugh Jackman. Join Erin and Nicole as they visit the next chapter in his life, where he's mostly up to the same old awful humbugs.
PT Barnum was a show-man alright. But was he the greatest? Ummm, I guess it depends on how you define "greatest?" If by "greatest," you mean he was the most icky, opportunist, racist humbug out there, then sure. Let's call him the "greatest." Join Erin and Nicole as they eye roll their way through their first two-part episode!
They've finally done it. A whole episode about toilets. From holes in the ground to holes in castles to holes in space, join Erin and Nicole as they discover all the ways people dispose of their poop.
"Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that." -Lloyd Christmas This week's episode has all of the status levels of a cult. We've got your diamonds, your sapphires, your golds, your platinums...Hang on, is this a cult or an MLM? It was a trick question - it's BOTH! And now we all rejoice with Erin and Nicole as they dive into the most current of events: The NXIVM cult. Hold onto your second butthole because this is breaking news and it's only getting crazier from here!
The tom foolery in this week's episode was so over the top, it surprised even our hosts. Ordinarily, that'd be a bad sign, but this podcast is extra. *Slips into Jonathan Lipnicki's character from Jerry Maguire* Did you know that Chiropractic is a noun AND an adjective?! OK, that was too much. Enjoy this week's episode about the godfather of chiropractic, DD Palmer, and his almost religion/non-medical practice that could be complete quackery.
This episode is not directly related to Rajneesh, but there is a connection! So why not exploit the popularity of the Netflix series "Wild, Wild Country" in the title, 'cause it's soooo hot right now?! This week, Erin and Nicole are actually talking about the Cascadia Subduction Zone. It's not an emo band - it's an area in North America where the tectonic plates have created some serious pressure. And at some point, the pressure is going to release. And at that point, we're gonna have a big eart...
We're back in the Victorian Era, where people were having a hard time. But not Anna Kingsford. She was basically living the real-life version of The Craft, summoning Manon to hurt her enemies. She was also the Beatrix Kiddo living a real-life story of revenge, a la Kill Bill. Real quick: this episode has a lot of film analogies and all of them are probably wrong. But that doesn't change how hell bent Anna Kingsford was on bringing down the vivisectors of the late 19th century.
Profanity. Nudity. Stupidity. There are a lot of unplanned incidents when it comes to live TV. That's why most live programming has a 5-10 second delay. It allows the censors to hit the "dump button" (bad name), and GET RID of the questionable content. But the censor is human and us humans are prone to error. In fact, this episode is probably riddled with error, as Erin and Nicole recount some of the events throughout TV's history, that didn't get censored when they definitely should have been.
Have you ever had a "philosophical discussion regarding Ed Hardy?" Well, you're about to! This week, Erin and Nicole revisit the fashion faux pas of the aughts, the most egregious of trends being It-doesn't-matter-if-it-already-has-a-skull-and-fire-and-hearts-and-rhinestones-on-it-slap-it-with-some-cheetah-print-Ed Hardy. In it's heyday, you could find the brand on the A-listyist of A-Listers. And today? You can still find an Ed Hardy wearer in the wild - Atlantic City, downtown Las Vegas and an...
It's been a full year since Erin and Nicole started this f****d up journey across the land of pod! Let's give them this episode to reflect on how far they've come from Episode 1: CSI Stands for Cracklin' Skin Investigators. Well, would you look at that! They talk a little faster, now! They definitely seem more comfortable. Hang on, they're still having trouble pronouncing things...annnnnnd they're still talking about farts. So they haven't come THAT far. But they're one year older, fifty-two f**...
We’re one week out from DTFU Podcast’s one year anniversary episode and we’re starting the celebration early with some tunes! A few episodes back, we started a playlist of f****d up songs. What constitutes a f****d up song, you ask? Any number of things! The content of the song! An event that happened during the filming of the video! A story involving the artist! Really, the song just needs to be listenable and have some sort of story we can say “dude, that’s f****d up” about. We’re still taking...
Join the ladies as they celebrate a milestone in podcasting and discuss February 3rd, 1959, or “The Day the Music Died.” The phrase refers to an historic plane crash that took the lives of 3 of the era's most influential and talented rock and roll musicians. But the literal day the music died was May 26, 1971, or the day Don McLean recorded “American Pie."
It's the early 1960s, the Golden Era. Men are men, women are women, and meth is THE upper of the upper class. Here, in uptown Manhattan, you only need one doctor to cure all of life's ails: Dr. FEELGOOD. Pay him a visit, feel great. Refer a friend, get an extra dose. Refer the next President of the United States of America, and your next heart attack's on the house.
“Every now and then, a podcast comes along and surprises you with its open pube talk and an abundance of poop humor. Hosted by two Southern California Natives, Erin and Nicole are known for pushing the boundaries of what's appropriate for a lady to discuss (the answer is anything they want to. What is this, 1950?). After meeting in middle school, they found their niche in discussing genitals and genital-adjacent topics. Without further ado, charting as your personal number one for the 47th week ...
If you don't know what "Tub Girl" is, don't look it up. Do. Not. I mean, if you're super curious, maybe check Urban Dictionary for a description but DO NOT Google it. And this isn't one of those playful "Oh my gosh, doooooooon't" situations. We're the most serious we've ever been and you have absolutely been warned. For those who do know "Tub Girl," you're getting a horrific visual of what happens when you consume the "cure all" tonic we're talking about today. Spoiler alert: it cures jack s***,...
A new year means new beginnings! You might want to use this time to reflect on the year ahead, making thoughtful and deliberate choices that lead you to accomplish goals you’ve set for yourself. But, why?! You can have any life you choose right now. RIGHT. NOW. Just change your name, start collecting art, commit a couple of felonies, sprinkle in a little charm, affect a vaguely European accent annnnnnd Eaty Pateety! You're American royalty! Join Erin and Nicole as they recount the life and life ...
It's another mullet episode, you guys! Take a break from the _th day of eating and drinking and listen to - dare I say - your favorite podcast? Maybe your top ten? One you really like? Anyway, just listen to these listener stories and Erin and Nicole's take on why you should avoid the office bathrooms this time of year. We love you, be excellent and talk to you in 2018!
