E39: LOL Surprise Hell

Happy Thanksgiving, America! If you're a stateside listener, we hope this year brings you a Thanksgiving spread free from political commentary and distant relative stank. But chances are, you're sitting ringside to "A Very MAGA Thanksgiving 2017," while your step uncle-in-law continuously douses himself in Drakkar Noir. The maybe, potentially silver lining? The mall opens at 6pm and you can channel all of your resulting aggression into a box store stampede. Or better yet, you can hide out in grandma's sewing room, scream crying into a pillow between bites of pumpkin pie. Speaking of moist, the DTFU ladies are thankful for YOU think year, Listener!