Abject Suffering 632: Blue Stinger

Blue Stinger has the call to take you to Dinosaur Island and not have you fight any actual dinosaurs, and this is the least of its sins. From the same developer as Illbleed, it’s one of the many Resident Evil clones that history forgot, slightly bolstered by the fact that it was exclusive to the Dreamcast, which is a wounded baby bird that must be protected at all costs.

We also talk about hiring private investigators to arrange love matches for GameFAQs contributors, and examine the anatomy of a Goro.