Justin Martin recounts the tense moment he came face-to-face with a thief after a late-night break-in at his family’s home and the split-second decisions that followed. Uncle Si relieves the night he chased a peeping tom away from his sister’s window, and Godwin quietly models what it looks like to be a good friend. Plus, John-David reviews the Duck Call Room after listening to an episode for the very first time, and the boys weigh in on the biggest wildlife debate raging across the country as a...
Jan 20, 2026•53 min
Uncle Si re-creates a chilling Vietnam moment when he braced himself for what he believed was imminent combat, only to later realize the situation was not at all what he thought. Rucker opens up about his nerves ahead of a trip to Africa and admits he’s still amazed Uncle Sam handed a passport to an ex-con, which earns him a more relentless ribbing than usual from John-David. Martin briefly steps away from Si’s spiraling theories and hands over the reins to Hunter from Kentucky, a young man the ...
Jan 15, 2026•57 min
Uncle Si celebrates being old enough to sit back and rewatch “Gunsmoke” for the hundredth time, leaving the boys to their own devices. Justin Martin’s new fitness tracker starts revealing more than he expected, prompting him to open up about sleep habits, hidden data, and what it was like growing up as the “husky” kid his whole life. John-David runs through his ever-expanding list of irrational fears, from flying to swimming, while Phillip laments the lost footage of his mid-80s breakdancing cre...
Jan 13, 2026•54 min
Martin’s birthday gift immediately has Uncle Si’s Big Brother paranoia spiraling out of control. John-David mines Si’s vast resource of home remedies for all sorts of embarrassing personal problems, but his and Phillip’s beard-growth suggestion may be a step too far. Si reminds everyone of the trigger-happy self-defense clause he works into all his contracts, and the boys lift up a young lady in prayer who was recently faced with a difficult diagnosis. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
Jan 08, 2026•52 min
John Luke unintentionally shows up dressed in the EXACT same clothes as Uncle Si, sparking jokes that he’s becoming Si’s mini-me. Si gives Jacob a master class in bluffing your opponent, and Martin discovers that kids' toys are way cooler and more useful than they used to be. John Luke looks back on growing up under Phil Robertson’s zero-supervision philosophy, where kids had full access to dangerous tools and it’s honestly a miracle anyone survived. The boys can’t believe John Luke once got dum...
Jan 06, 2026•56 min
Godwin kicks off the episode with the long-awaited announcement that he’s officially a grandpa to twins, sending the whole room into celebration mode. Martin follows up by sharing the hard-earned wisdom he’s picked up raising twins of his own, offering equal parts honesty and encouragement. John-David and Uncle Si then reflect on the quiet strength of mothers and what it reveals when their children’s lives are on the line. The boys swap favorite winter comfort foods and remind listeners that gra...
Jan 01, 2026•54 min
Uncle Si preps for a new year by roasting 2025, teasing his very non-romantic midnight plans, and getting hopelessly confused about whether the Black Eyed Peas are food, music, or leftovers. John Luke steers the conversation toward reflection and hope, drawing out what Si wants to leave behind and what he’s carrying into 2026. Martin winces as his twins learn a painful bathroom lesson, and John-David gets completely lost but engaged in the flood of Spotify and YouTube Wrapped stats listeners are...
Dec 30, 2025•56 min
Willie’s snowy road-trip panic sets the tone as he’s convinced he’s writing his obituary by text, and Uncle Si tries to pry Willie’s financial secrets out of his assistant Chad with zero success. The boys dive into McRib mishaps, stinky cheeses, and Si proudly predicts Jep’s son to be a sports superstar in the making. John-David wishes for a Hawaiian Punch fountain, but Martin is all about making it to the level of owning a home urinal. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
Dec 25, 2025•58 min
Uncle Si calls Miss Kay to check in on her, only to catch her mid–procedure with zero patience to spare. She’s back to her fiery, unfiltered self, retelling the infamous story of the Christmas Eve house fire that Phil “fixed” with a chainsaw before heading straight to the duck blind. John Luke gives an update on expecting twins and jokes about big-family chaos, Martin tries to talk him into a vasectomy, and John-David gives a shoutout to baby Oakley, a NICU miracle. Si offers a heartfelt prayer ...
Dec 23, 2025•56 min
Uncle Si shares some jaw-dropping family lore, including the deadly Robertson shootout that split the kin, the hot-pepper torture his cousins put him through as a baby, and the claim his aunt was practically a circus-ready bearded lady. Martin can’t get over how mean the Robertson kids were back then, and Phillip is finally ready to retire his Santa suit at the children’s home where he’s worked for 30 years. The boys celebrate John-David officially stepping into the career his 17-year-old self o...
Dec 18, 2025•56 min
Godwin enters the home stretch before entering Grandpa-ville, and Martin relives the chaotic moment a child’s shotgun went rogue and nearly took him out. John-David is over the moon about the wild goose that exploded through a UPS driver’s windshield and somehow flew away, while Si goes from omelet debates to life advice in record time, dropping his signature line about what to do when your life totally stinks. Plus, Phil’s no-shower and “space beam” theories get reality-checked. - Learn more ab...
Dec 16, 2025•50 min
Uncle Si is certain Phil Robertson’s notorious duck dog singled him out for urinary mischief, and Martin can’t believe his ears when Si describes grabbing a supposedly dead deer by the antlers only to be dragged like a rag doll. Jay Stone brings along his adrenaline-junkie former SWAT buddy, Blake Cook, for blood-pumping hunts and his first tumble on the jiu-jitsu mat. John-David loves every minute of Si flipping out over Jase’s nonstop opinions, and a disturbing firsthand encounter has Si layin...
Dec 11, 2025•55 min
Uncle Si claims he nearly ran over a “body” on the side of the road, which sets off a chain of wild back-road stories involving deer, cows, alligators, and one legendary moment when Phil wound up fist-fighting a buzzard inside his truck. Martin and John Luke wish Si’s everyday life could be a video game, and John-David’s son, Carter, pops in fresh off his scene-stealing “Lion King” performance to effortlessly take over while full-on Si snoozes. The boys address the eternal mystery of how Si can ...
Dec 09, 2025•47 min
Uncle Si relives being detained by the authorities when his travel-sized tea making system gets confused for an illicit substance. John-David ambitiously invites LSU’s new head coach Lane Kiffen to the podcast, and Si’s son Scott and daughter-in-law Marsha share how Scott found healing from PTSD through working with horses. Si beams with pride as Scott explains how equine therapy helps veterans reconnect, calm their minds, and find real hope again. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...
Dec 04, 2025•55 min
Martin might be in the doghouse, but Uncle Si steals the show when he reveals the playful little ritual he and Christine share that keeps their love alive, even at his age. John-David seems determined to install a fridge in every room of his house—including a few that absolutely should not have one. Phillip finally explains the long-running mystery of why he was banned from the Robertson duck blind 35 years ago and hasn’t been invited back since. Si also laughs about the surprisingly simple and ...
Dec 02, 2025•55 min
Uncle Si and John Luke fire up the old “Duck Dynasty” video game right on the set, and Si can’t get over how hilarious his digital alter ego’s jokes are. John Luke’s in-game twin gets roasted for his weird body movements, bizarre missions, and the totally random tasks he’s assigned in the swamps of Louisiana. John-David dives into savage Amazon reviews, and Martin loses track of all the fourth-wall breaks happening at once. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Nov 27, 2025•44 min
Uncle Si falls apart laughing as Jacob Mayo recounts the wildly embarrassing massage that left him half-dressed, face-down, and praying for escape while his wife, Bella, watched the whole thing unfold. John-David shares the chaos of his kids trying to remove a harmless lizard they were convinced was a Komodo dragon, plus the boys react to unbelievable government stories — including parachuting beavers and Oregon’s infamous exploding whale — before celebrating a wave of first-kill photos sent in ...
Nov 25, 2025•55 min
Uncle Si reacts to the haters of his book and relives the glory days of his time at Duck Commander, where Phil promised him a tiny paycheck but Miss Kay’s cooking made it all worth it. John-David’s horizons are broadened by a unique dish Missy cooked for his family, and Martin gets Si going with his story of racing literal tanks at Fort Knox before getting busted by the top brass. Jay shows off a distinctive trophy his daughter bagged, and Si waxes poetic about the beauty of Texas’ Hill Country....
Nov 20, 2025•55 min
Martin suffers a good-natured scolding after admitting he taught his boys a lesson that definitely wouldn’t have earned Phil Robertson’s approval. John-David replays some of Phil’s greatest on-camera moments, sparking fresh stories from Uncle Si. Phillip brings up the massive roadside inferno he, Godwin, and Martin rolled up on during their drive home, a fireball so big it stopped traffic and had them wondering how close they came to real danger. Si insists his brand-new teeth are the secret beh...
Nov 18, 2025•55 min
Godwin’s “Speedo situation” steals the show early, and Martin confesses to a major parenting blunder that has the potential to ruin his duck hunting season. Uncle Si meets a little girl named Lydia who’s fighting a terminal illness. Her mom, Morgan, shares how one small $16 miracle has revealed God’s hand in every step of Lydia’s journey. Si is moved to tears, and John-David, who knows firsthand what it’s like to watch your child face medical challenges, urges anyone who’s able to help this brav...
Nov 13, 2025•52 min
Uncle Si leads a heartfelt sit-down with fellow warriors Jay Stone and Blake Cook, along with Blake’s wife, Nicole, to talk honestly about combat, coming home, and the weight military families carry. Si calls all veterans his heroes, and Blake shares what healing has looked like for his marriage, faith, and daily life after service. The boys and Nicole dig into PTSD, isolation, and why real brotherhood and accountability matter—especially for spouses who shoulder the unseen battles. Jay points t...
Nov 11, 2025•56 min
Martin’s twins fall head over heels for a beaver they name “Crunchy,” and their newfound affection accidentally saves his life—for now. Clay blushes when the boys bring up his brief “modeling career” and the front-and-center posters featuring him at sporting goods stores across the country. John-David and his cousin-slash-best-friend Heath have a race, though the whole thing sounds a little pathetic. Martin recalls the time he got his hair beaded and braided on a cruise, but what stands out most...
Nov 06, 2025•57 min
A kind listener returns a family heirloom to Uncle Si, and the boys join him on a trip down memory lane to see photos of Si, Phil, and Miss Kay as teenagers. Martin is floored by reports of “infected” monkeys on the loose in Mississippi after a transport crash, and Rucker sparks a debate about whether everyone is living in a simulation—though there may be proof to the contrary right in the room. Meanwhile, John-David lives that good-dad life, spending hours helping his son, Carter, perfect his r...
Nov 04, 2025•54 min
Uncle Si insists he’s discovered the secret to staying “well-preserved,” and Martin thinks he’s finally figured it out. Jacob swears Si’s wardrobe belongs in a vintage boutique, while John-David brings back another unbelievable shoplifting story that somehow ends on a surprisingly uplifting note. Plus, the boys discover a bear coat that could make them fashion legends for the “low” price of $500. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 30, 2025•53 min
Uncle Si debuts his brand-new smile after finally taking Phil Robertson’s advice to get new teeth. Phillip’s jaw dropped when Si proudly pulled out the container holding his old teeth on the drive home from the procedure, and Martin relives a disastrous post-dentist hunt that left him regretting every move. John-David fuels everyone’s nightmares with his disturbing discovery of teddy bears sewn with human teeth. The boys bow for a powerful moment when Si phones a young fan battling cancer and pr...
Oct 28, 2025•55 min
Uncle Si answers fan questions from his DMs, and things quickly go off the rails. Martin opens a whole new world of “what-the-heck” with his knowledge of pet implants meant to make animals seem more “manly.” John-David resurrects the fart heard ’round the world from three years ago, and Hunter’s Christian heavy-metal impression sends the crew into a tailspin of laughter and awe. Plus, a puppy crash-lands the set and immediately bonds with Si’s beard. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...
Oct 23, 2025•54 min
Uncle Si learns about Australia’s infamous “emu war” and can’t believe a country actually lost a battle to birds. The boys dive into a crash course on platypuses, while Hunter’s the only one brave enough to fact-check Si’s new favorite animal. Jacob shares his epic Canada hunt with his 82-year-old grandpa, and a listener's email delivers a shocking prophecy that Martin might be destined for another set of twins. John-David drops the news that a mountain lion became roadkill not too far from West...
Oct 21, 2025•52 min
Uncle Si welcomes comedian Tim Hawkins to Louisiana with a crash course in culture, gators, local game, and his band’s original songs. Si’s tales of high school glory have Tim cracking up, and John-David and Tim bond instantly over high-end toilet tech as they officially found the Bidet Bros. Martin stuns Tim by revealing his grandma’s unforgettable system for labeling squirrels in the family freezer. The boys and Tim all agree that Buc-ee’s is basically a church. Learn more about your ad choice...
Oct 16, 2025•56 min
Uncle Si falls hook, line, and sinker for a fake news story about a man escaping police on a giraffe, then somehow ends up online shopping for one. Martin discovers a museum that has Si dreaming of silk quilts. John-David and Hunter lose it over an animal name that sounds just naughty enough to send them straight back into middle-school humor. Godwin tries to remember the last time he wore pants, and the boys float the idea of naming a bridge after Uncle Si in West Monroe. - Learn more about you...
Oct 14, 2025•52 min
Uncle Si’s wife, Miss Christine, relives the night she knew Si needed serious help and rushed him to the ER. True to form, Si was cracking jokes before the nurses even hooked him up to an IV. Si calls her a cougar since she’s older than him and “has claws,” but Christine sets the record straight on that story. Together they dish out the marriage and parenting wisdom they’ve learned in nearly fifty-five years together, while Phillip compares their old-school romance to Gen Z’s puzzling dating hab...
Oct 09, 2025•55 min
