Si and the boys tackle their most uncomfortable question yet (on the off chance it's not from a troll): Are first cousins off-limits in the dating pool? But first, Si and Martin miss the days when they could pee like the Martin twins do. Godwin faces temptation from a hidden stash of cookies. John-David urges Si to become the next Joe Exotic. Si relives his "sleep apathy" test. The boys debate the merits of banana bread and zucchini bread. Plus, if you had a death wish, how would you describe yo...
Nov 17, 2022•55 min
Martin posts a photo with his boys and his archery bow on Instagram, and the feedback is WILD. John-David teases Uncle Si about huge snakes and shows him how cool Steve Irwin's family is. Martin is in the queue for a vasectomy, and this confuses Godwin. Si and Martin talk about the 50th anniversary of Duck Commander, and the guys give advice on how to not accidentally talk to people in a "mean" tone. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Nov 15, 2022•55 min
Uncle Si goes pheasant hunting with The Undertaker and teaches him a thing or two about poker. Martin and John-David talk about their crazy experiences with owls, and Si gets excited to share his knowledge about vampire bats. Phillip and Martin comfort John-David after the loss of his beloved dog, Dublin. The boys give advice on how to tame the "bloodlust" of a 6-year-old aspiring hunter and teach him about the conservation, planning, and logistics that go into hunting and the outdoors. -- Learn...
Nov 10, 2022•55 min
Godwin and John-David discuss what they'd take with them if they joined "Naked and Afraid" — and whether it'd be worse to be naked or afraid. John-David tells the guys about the time he accidently dropped one of his kids as a baby. Martin makes fun of the animals you only see in road curves. Si talks about squirrel hunting barefooted with Phil during the time of the "migrating squirrels." The boys weigh in on whether it's OK to get rid of barn pests, such as possums. Plus, is a kids' baseball ga...
Nov 08, 2022•55 min
Martin's wife, Brittany, found a new gadget to help with the twins' gas relief, and Martin learned the hard way how quickly it starts working. John-David's parents have decorated for Christmas, and the boys discuss how early is TOO early to put up the holiday cheer. Martin already has his idea for his boys' first Christmas card photo. Stone realizes Uncle Si and the twins have a lot in common. Martin has rediscovered all his old favorite sitcoms during 3:00 a.m. feedings. Si is blown away by how...
Nov 03, 2022•56 min
Godwin isn't gonna stand for Jay making fun of his weight, and he decides to let him know exactly how much he's lost and how well he's doing. Si loves everything about the state of Mississippi, especially the Homes of Hope for Children. He recounts the time a prank was played on him at the Longleaf Plantation ... and how it took him a second to realize it. And why doesn't he like chicken pot pie? Stone knows exactly where Willie learned not to sit still and elaborates on all the customization he...
Nov 01, 2022•56 min
It's an emotional episode, people! Martin is TIRED but happy, and he can't wait to tell you all about his twins, Waylon and Jackson, and their first 12 days in the world. Martin also talks about what it was like for him and Brittany when one of the boys was admitted to the NICU. John-David shares his family's NICU experience, and he and Martin offer encouragement for parents who are currently dealing with newborns in the NICU. Uncle Si and Phillip ask all the new-dad questions you'd expect, and ...
Oct 27, 2022•1 hr
Willie encountered a machete-wielding gorilla in the Democratic Republic of Congo and lived to tell the tale. Godwin stuns the room with his persimmon prophecy skills, and Willie declares Godwin the Woodsy Martha Stewart. Uncle Si recalls witnessing drunk deer farting in the Alabama forest. And John-David asks the boys for their best — and worst — marriage advice. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 25, 2022•56 min
Uncle Si recalls how a young Phil Robertson greeted an uninvited and unwelcome visitor to his seedy motel room. Si and Stone went hunting with BK, and unexpectedly, her deer "came back to life." Si is convinced Jase is three-quarters wood duck. Jay excites Si and John-David with a story of a "large black cat" running in the woods. Godwin and Jay give great advice on how to split up chores around the house, and John-David has an important message about not taking time for granted. --- Learn more ...
Oct 20, 2022•55 min
Si talks about the most terrifying moment of his life (that may or may not have involved a Sasquatch). The boys discuss whether their instinct is fight or flight, and no one is surprised by Si's. John-David finally gets the conclusion he needed for his chili debate. Godwin talks about his experiences at a renaissance festival in Texas. Martin gives advice for those moving to Florida, and Si talks about hunting in Phil and Kay's front yard. John-David is adamant that he will never try Miss Kay's ...
Oct 18, 2022•56 min
Korie Robertson says Willie was once absolutely sure she was growing an Adam's apple — and didn't tell her! She also divulges Willie's critical fishing mistakes and reveals how long John-David actually wet the bed. What do you like eating now that you didn't when you were younger? Martin talks about changing taste buds and they all agree on one thing: blue cheese is terrible. Si is still bitter at the squirrels who ate all his treasured strawberries one summer, plus that time his weenie dog, Mer...
Oct 13, 2022•54 min
Si gets philosophical about life, death, and why he failed algebra. Martin debunks this with the REAL reason. Stone tells the story of Si almost dying while he reeled in a redfish. And is it worth it to pay for preassembled furniture? Si and Martin think so. Stone describes how the mind can twist specific events around ... like when it comes to "seeing" black panthers. John-David gets his own black panther hat — since he's the other believer in the room. Plus, the boys share encouragement for a ...
Oct 11, 2022•55 min
Martin has an epiphany about Si's failure to smile in pictures. John-David freaks out when he sees a photo of Si in skinny jeans. Phillip is amazed that Si was able to walk a beehive back home safely. Martin and Si tell the story of Phil's encounter with some angry bees. And the guys give advice on which first date scenario would be best: a plane ride or something more simple like a coffee date. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 06, 2022•55 min
Si remembers his first kiss like it was yesterday, which has all the boys trying to recall their first kisses. John-David and Si freak out over an emotional support alligator in Pennsylvania. Martin takes up the big debate: Do beans belong in chili? Godwin almost lost his boat on the way to do some Sunday fishing. Godwin thinks Si could start a new crop top fashion trend. And John-David is shocked to find out NASA intentionally collided with an asteroid in space. - Learn more about your ad choic...
Oct 04, 2022•55 min
Martin's wife, Brittany, is ready for her pregnancy to be over but not QUITE ready to have twins living in their unfinished house. Brittany and Martin talk about the new habits they've grown comfortable with, like mint chocolate chip ice cream and Waffle House, why Brittany's not allowed to text Martin updates anymore, and their advice for any soon-to-be parents of twins. Si and John-David want to know what weird, uncomfortable things people have said or done to them. And Martin, Brittany, and t...
Sep 29, 2022•57 min
Phil and Miss Kay are known for the pets they keep, be it the revolving door of Bobos and Bebes or their hunting dogs. Martin and Jay reminisce about Phil's great retriever, Blue, and his odd personality, and Si remembers being Blue's pee target whenever he tried to take a nap. Si has the boys howling about Jase's suggestion that Blue live in the house with Phil and Miss Kay for a few weeks. Jay talks about how protective the late Bobo was and even shows some videos in his honor. Martin shares t...
Sep 27, 2022•58 min
Uncle Si's wife, Christine Robertson, is here to set the record straight on more of the stories Si's been telling. Miss Christine reveals all the things she's confiscated from her husband over the years and what it takes to spend more than 50 years with Si. Si wants a 21-cannon salute when he passes on — "It's a party, boys!" Christine drops straight truth about Si's "bongo bells" obsession. Si tells Martin and John-David what happened when he tried to be "normal." Christine reveals young Si's f...
Sep 22, 2022•53 min
Uncle Si nearly busts a rib laughing at the Spanish dub of "Duck Dynasty." Martin gives his twins a pep talk ahead of their big debut. The boys think Si would be a strong addition to Life Alert ads. John-David has a close encounter with a time traveler at the Honey Hole. Martin can't take the utter stupidity of the Department of Agriculture's move to stop duck hunters from spreading avian flu. Godwin's blood sugar dips so he dives into a can of Vienna sausages ... much to John-David's dismay. An...
Sep 20, 2022•58 min
Si is back, Jack!!! While he's new and improved, he's still recovering and feeling a little rough. Phillip and Si share some hilarious hospital stories, including stealing wheelchairs, putting on hospital gowns backwards, filling up bedpans, and accidentally calling for nurses 24/7. Si's wearing a cool black panther hat sent in by a fan — and all the boys are jealous. Martin and John-David help Si give advice on how to spend more time with your kids when you work a full week. John-David and Phil...
Sep 15, 2022•55 min
Si picks the hands-down winner in a fight between Superman and Batman in this episode recorded before his lung surgery. John-David thinks time travel in movies is just wrong. Godwin recalls a bull-riding injury. Si shares more about his surgery. And if the boys could time-travel to biblical times, who would want to see the Red Sea parting, and which one would choose to be there at the feeding of the 5,000 with loaves and fish? Plus, they share some advice with a fellow hunter who's frustrated wi...
Sep 13, 2022•55 min
Si talks about the lung operation he's been eagerly awaiting and why now is the right time. Godwin says Si has always been full of hot air. Si wonders who invented the very first alphabet. What's the most unusual thing the boys have seen in the woods? Si wishes he could be a flying squirrel, but he will NOT join John-David on any roller coasters. Godwin relives his first roller coaster ride on Space Mountain. Plus, the boys give some advice to a fan who's worried about his wife & her family ...
Sep 08, 2022•53 min
Si caught a friend flirting with Christine while she was pregnant, and he has never been angrier in his life. The boys reveal their worst nightmares, and Si tells the story of how close his came to being true! Martin wishes Phil Robertson had been neighbors with John-David when he thought he'd been robbed. Godwin's diabetes-friendly diet is getting a little boost from his favorite Jimmy Dean creation. Si and Godwin offer advice on how to forgive someone you're furious with. And the boys counsel ...
Sep 06, 2022•55 min
Martin reveals what happened behind the scenes when his wife, Brittany, convinced him to strap watermelons to his belly for an entire day as they enter the pregnancy home stretch. Uncle Si celebrates Martin's birthday in the most hilarious way possible: peer-pressuring John-David into tasting his first Vienna sausage. Christine bans Si from EVER taking her to the hospital. Phillip's referee shirt brings up a lot of questions about what he does in the mornings. Plus, how do you know if it's time ...
Sep 01, 2022•56 min
Uncle Si taps his expertise as a Vietnam vet to fact-check the movie "Forrest Gump" and admits there were two things he couldn't live without in Nam. Godwin debunks the film "Gladiator." John-David is mistaken for a girl, and Martin is mistaken for a scam artist. Plus, have you heard of a kiwi hot dog? Si gets carded in Texas, shows off his extensive knowledge of Rick James facts, and comes up with a solid reason for the U.S. government to listen to the podcast. The boys finally run into a fan q...
Aug 30, 2022•55 min
Uncle Si's wife, Christine, fact-checks his budget claims in real time, and it doesn't look good for Si. Stone and Si witness "Mad Max"-style anarchy on an infamous local road. Si's latest crazy dream catapults him into space, and that has John-David wishing he could watch Si's dreams. Si attempts to offer advice to a new college student, but it quickly goes off the rails. And the boys share wisdom with a fan who wonders what the circumstances of his friend's death mean for eternity. -- Learn mo...
Aug 25, 2022•55 min
Si is practicing the art of the backhanded compliment, and Willie is the perfect target. Speaking of taking shots, Buck Commander producer and keeper of secrets Jordan Summitt reveals what actually happened when Si missed a deer five times in a row. Jordan names his favorite Robertson, and the boys chime in with their picks. John-David is pumped about Little Debbie cereal. Martin and Si divulge their secrets to cooking eggs. And the boys give advice on new parenthood and asking for a raise — whe...
Aug 23, 2022•56 min
Si's wife, Christine, keeps his weapon of choice under lock and key, so he finds himself hunting rats the old-fashioned way — pistols. Phillip breaks out the hard hats and fluorescent safety vests for Si's favorite new hobby. Martin and John-David share two insanely brilliant marketing tricks. The Duckmen may have been in the worst commercial ever filmed — and it's BAD. Martin shares an update on Brittany and the babies and calls out Si for a bald-faced lie. A fan sends in one of the coolest bap...
Aug 18, 2022•56 min
Godwin encounters a major diet temptation with his name on it — literally. Uncle Si discovers that quesadillas exist. Martin and John-David debate which pizza chains are actually good. Godwin reckons with a wardrobe malfunction thanks to his new diabetes-friendly diet. Si is confident his club-hopping past makes him the best dancer in the room. A fan sends in awesome trail-cam pics of an albino deer. John-David's young Honey Hole customers are living their best redneck lives. And Si gets deep in...
Aug 16, 2022•56 min
Si and Phil Robertson have highly unusual ideas about what it takes to maintain anything with an engine. Martin signs on as Godwin's keto diet accountability partner. Si has STRONG feelings about salad dressings, but there's one that's a total gar. Stone is already shopping for Bullfrog's first car, and Si waxes nostalgic about his first vehicle. Si gets fired up about idiot drivers. John-David reveals a happy ending for a fan who needed relationship advice. And the boys help out a shy kid who w...
Aug 11, 2022•53 min
Miss Kay busted her finger in the craziest way possible, but she's getting by in strange new ways. John-David tries to get to the bottom of why Willie still has blond hair. Miss Kay drops jaws with her tales of what Phil does in bed at night. Martin points out just how much Si there is in Willie. Miss Kay recalls when Phil almost came to blows during a Bible study, and Si admits he's unleashed his Robertson temper exactly twice in front of Miss Christine. Miss Kay admits there's a good reason Ph...
Aug 09, 2022•57 min
