a.k.a.`Health boundary hogs` and `Butt Straw McGraw` Fuck yeah. We're live with Drunk Safari veterans JOE WADLINGTON and SARAH GAILEY for a self-care animal extravaganza. We talk coping mechanisms, things that roll into a ball, mom being a bitch and so much more at our last live show. Adam makes a cameo and we play a game. Show Notes Sarah Gailey's Website Magic for Liars by Sarah Gailey River of Teeth, Taste of Marrow by Sarah Gailey Fisher of Bones by Sarah Gailey Sarah on Twitter Joe on Twitt...
Oct 02, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 78
a.k.a. Buzz Buzz fish Fish scientist KASSANDRA FORD is here to electrify you with her knowledge of the ocean's vibrators. Or electric fish. Whatever. We get into little bitty buzzers and ALSO electric eels. Show Notes Kassandra Ford on Twitter Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Sep 12, 2019•25 min•Season 1Ep. 73
Paleontologist and pal, LEE HALL is back to talk about the UNDENIABLY best dinosaur. We get into the T-Rex in all their tiny-armed glory, and learn my new favorite term: the cloacal kiss. So. Hold on to your butts. Show Notes COME SEE DRUNK SAFARI LIVE on August 29th! Lee Hall on Twitter The Cleveland Museum of Natural History Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Aug 09, 2019•40 min•Season 1Ep. 76
Anyone who knows me, Maggie, the host of this show, knows that spotted hyenas are my absolute FAVORITE animal. So it is with GREAT PERSONAL HAPPINESS that we have hyena scientist ARJUN DHEER here to 1.) correct my misconceptions about them and 2.) blow my gentle little mind about animals I thought I couldn't *possibly* love more. Show Notes Arjun Dheer on Twitter The Hyena Project on Twitter The Hyena Project Drunk Safari On Facebook Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Jul 26, 2019•37 min•Season 1Ep. 75
a.k.a. 'Forest Hags’ and ‘Shouldn’t-be-tigers’ TARA MARSDEN is here to talk about the world's undeniably greatest and most photogenic primate, the orangutan. We get into why you shouldn't use so much palm oil and also why you should NEVER make a liger, on our newest! Show Notes Drunk Safari On Facebook Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Jul 12, 2019•41 min•Season 1Ep. 74
a.k.a. 'The Sociopaths of the Skies' and 'Fashion Alien Dogs' We get into animals sociopathic and weird, with special guest RYAN BOYD! You've probably been physically and emotionally assaulted by a Canada goose, but have you ever even heard of a maned wolf? Educate your face off about these animals both ubiquitous and obscure. Show Notes Ryan Boyd on Twitter Rank and Vile Podcast Drunk Safari On Facebook Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Jun 21, 2019•43 min•Season 1Ep. 73
It's our first ever live show! We had the best time ever at the Betabrand store with real humans! In an actual space! Thank you to all who came out, but especially to guests RED SCOTT-- who was a Mouse Deer Scientist-- and MEG ELISON-- who was a Moa Scientist. We project images and play game and talk about animals that would look great on instagram. Show Notes Red Scott on Twitter Red's personal website The Boars, Gore, and Swords podcast on iTunes Meg Elison on Twitter megelison.com The Book of...
Jun 14, 2019•47 min•Season 1Ep. 72
a.k.a. “Iratus Alienus Equis (Angry alien horses)” and the “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed foxes” The charming and hilarious BECCA HENRY is here, with some of her best dating woes. And also animal information. Whatever, we're here for it. Her beef with camels gets *personal* and we also talk about foxes who look perpetually judgey, or stoned, or both. Show Notes COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW! Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Becca on Instagram Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
May 31, 2019•42 min•Season 1Ep. 71
a.k.a. ‘round bellied bossy barkers’ and ‘SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE! fish’ Fabulous and beautiful and talented comic book author and artist MARI NAOMI is BACK to talk with another adorable mammal! We get into prairie dogs (who can be pets???) and lionfish (who can also be pets, but it's like, not as exciting?) and animals who are cute and animals who are jerks. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Mari Naomi's website Mari on Twitter Mari on Instragram Ask Bi Girlz Podcast Maggie on Twitter...
May 17, 2019•32 min•Season 1Ep. 70
a.k.a. ‘babykillers’ and ‘my little burrow bois’ Happy 69th episode of Drunk Safari, pals! We celebrated by having special guest BARUCH PORRAS-HERNANDEZ on to talk about bunnies and turtles, bc we LOVE YOU and we LOVE BARUCH and so this is our gift to you, the listener, on this the 69th episode of our show. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Baruch on Twitter Baruch on Instagram for dick drawings Amy Stephensen's Episode Casey Childers' Episode I Miss You, Delicate by Baruch Porras-Herna...
May 10, 2019•34 min•Season 1Ep. 69
a.k.a. 'whiskey jacks' Corvid queen and friend of the show KAELI SWIFT is back! She's here to tell us about the world's most adorable corvid the CANADA JAY. We get into smoky eyes, sticky sticky sticky sticky saliva and also objective adorableness as we deep dive into Kaeli's current studies. Show Notes Kaeli Swift on Twitter Kaeli's Blog Know more about Canada Jay Spit here Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
May 03, 2019•34 min•Season 1Ep. 68
a.k.a. ‘weinerdog birds’ and ‘jamba butt juice dogs’ Let's get into animals land-bound and stinky, with gentleman pal CASEY CHILDERS! We talk Kakapos-- a flightless parrot-- and lesser anteaters-- a odiferous mammal-- and also sex trenches. All the normal things you'd talk about with your normal friends, on a totally normal night. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Casey Childers on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Apr 19, 2019•37 min•Season 1Ep. 67
a.k.a. ‘misplaced furry pancakes’ and ‘the count of monte kitty-stos' Love of my life and beard face ADAM WOLF is back, to talk about the raviolis of the forest, SOUTHERN FLYING SQUIRRELS. Inspired by John Vaillant's amazing book, The Tiger, I cover Siberian or Amur tigers, who are *terrifying* Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Adam's new podcast, The Lyft Mobile Podcast Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Apr 05, 2019•40 min•Season 1Ep. 66
a.k.a. ‘fuzz captains’ and ‘our little miracle buddies’ Stick it to big hamster, and listen to this episode featuring the magnificent CHARLIE JANE ANDERS, as we get into GERBILS and GOLDFISH! Learn more about your favorite pets and also erase that paper trail. We get into obscure Italian law and also California's prejudices. Show Notes Charlie Jane Anders on Twitter Charlie Jane Anders Website Our Opinions Are Correct Podcast Buy City in the Middle of the Night! Buy All the Birds in the Sky! Sup...
Mar 29, 2019•35 min•Season 1Ep. 65
aka ‘idiokiwis’ and ‘OM NOM ursis’es’ He's back! Friend, scientist, and mensch RED SCOTT is back to talk about the only animal he doesn't like-- the kiwi. We get into flightless birds, India's historically dancing bears, and also, the gently teasing of Ivan Hernandez. So basically, this episode is part of the BGASPU. Show Notes Red Scott on Twitter Red's personal website The Boars, Gore, and Swords podcast on iTunes The Bunker Politics Podcast on iTunes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on ...
Mar 22, 2019•39 min•Season 1Ep. 64
a.k.a. 'snow floof’s' IMOGEN CANCELLARE: lady's lady, man's lady, lady about town. She's here to educate your effin face off about SNOW LEOPARDS.They're floofy. They're beautiful. They're mysterious. I know. We're excited, too. We get into it, and by it I mean poop. Show Notes Pajama Kid Meme Imogene on Twitter Imogene Website Imogene Instagram Imogene Facebook Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Mar 08, 2019•39 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Come one and come all, and meet the world's most adorable and doting father, the THREE SPINE STICKLEBACK! We get into it with SciComm queen and absolute goddess SARA SMITH WUITCHIK. It may not be the world's most charismatic fish in the world, but it is a FASCINATING one. Show Notes Sara on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Mar 01, 2019•33 min
Join us with SciComm pal DUSTIN GROWICK as we explore what is true and what is not about Jurassic Park's wiliest villains: the velociraptors. We talk size, feathers, speed, and of course, cloacas. Hold on to your butts. Show Notes Dustin on Twitter Dustin on Instagram Dustin on The Dinosaur Show Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Feb 22, 2019•23 min•Season 1Ep. 61
a.k.a. ‘blue babies’ Actual scientist EARYN MCGEE is here to, to educate you about some spiny lovely lizards! We get into toe clippings (it's more than you'd think), curiousity in STEM and also, poop. Show Notes Earyn on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Feb 15, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 60
‘tiny taters’ and ‘the accurate portrayal of heterosexuality-pus’ First time guest TIRUMARI JOTHI is here to blow your mind with the world's hardiest and most lovable invertebrates! We get into some extreme situations, and some silly heterosexual ones with Blanket Octopuses. Show Notes Tirumari Jothi on Twitter Tirumari's website Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Feb 01, 2019•39 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Actual scientist and very patient human KAELI SWIFT is here to get you fuckin jazzed on the birds in your backyard! Get inspired to go birding, but like, all the time, as we talk about our smartest, wiliest urban neighbors. Also, that mask? From that study we all talk about it? It was actually Dick Cheney. Show Notes Kaeli Swift on Twitter Kaeli's Blog Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Jan 18, 2019•34 min•Season 1Ep. 58
a.k.a. ‘flashy screamer bird’ and ‘bunchilla’ Super important and totally real scientist JENNIFER LAUGHRAN is back to talk about her least favorite animal: the peacock. We talk about liars and showoffs, and also the rare Peruvian bunny chinchilla thing, vizcachas! Show Notes Jennifer Laughran's website! Jennifer on Twitter Literaticast for great publishing advice! Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Jan 11, 2019•27 min•Season 1Ep. 57
'blood sucker mcgarigals’ and ‘creaky squeaky dumplings’ She's baaaaack! KELLY ANNEKAN is here to talk about yet another unsettling animal to shine her brilliant light upon-- the vampire bat. We talk bloodsuckers, wings, and also the squeaking desert rain frog on our newest. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Kelly Anneken on Twitter Kelly Anneken's Website Red All Over Podcast Up Yours, Downstairs! Podcast Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Dec 28, 2018•34 min•Season 1Ep. 56
'winged reply guys’ and ‘chicka-chicka-doom-doom’ IVAN HERNANDEZ is back for a heroic third time to talk about his least favorite animal, Scarlet Macaws. We get into his Floridian heritage and hot buffet habits, along with a little crash course in the Janelle Monae of snakes, which, naturally, are rattlers. Show Notes Ivan Hernandez on Twitter Ivan's personal website The Boars Gore and Swords podcast Bunker Politics podcast Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitte...
Dec 21, 2018•43 min•Season 1Ep. 55
‘the earth’s public lice’ and ‘the great allegory bird’ The Milky Way Galaxy's greatest person MEG ELISON is back, and she's here to hate on a crab, whose migratory habits are nightmarish at best. We get into extinction with Dodo Birds and unsettling scuttling with the Christmas Island Red Crab on our newest! Show Notes Meg Elison on Twitter megelison.com The Book of the Unnamed Midwife on Amazon The Book of Etta on Amazon PREORDER The Book of Flora! If Women Wrote Men the Way Men Write Women on...
Dec 07, 2018•32 min•Season 1Ep. 54
a.k.a. ‘wandas’ and ‘floppy boys’ What did we do to deserve MICHEAL FOULK as a special guest? We're not sure. Frankly, we probably don't. But somehow we tricked him, and he's here! We talk Timon but not Pumba, and also California Sea Lions in our newest. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Micheal Foulk's website Micheal Foulk on Instagram Michael Foulk on Twitter SUPPORT the Marine Mammal Center in Sausalito Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Nov 30, 2018•41 min•Season 1Ep. 53
a.k.a. ‘scary winter dogs’ and ‘not even metaphorical fragile masculinity birds’ Alligator scientist GABRIELLE MOSS is back to talk more apex predators! She educates our damn faces off about arctic wolves, but *specifically* TEEN arctic wolves to celebrate all things 90's, winter goth, and bitey. We get into Trent Reznor, some Magnificent Frigates and more on our newest! Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Gaby Moss on Twitter BUY PAPERBACK CRUSH! BUY IT THIS INSTANT Glop by Gaby Moss Spo...
Nov 16, 2018•32 min•Season 1Ep. 52
a.k.a. ‘compost pile shit loungers’ and ‘bad fashion collateral damage crocodiles’ Co-host and panda racist ADAM WOLF is back to shit all over everyone's favorite animal. We talk animals who may not deserve saving and animals who *totally do* in our newest episode, covering Panda Bears and Orinoco Crocodiles. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Adam on Twitter Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter Drunk Safari on Facebook...
Nov 09, 2018•35 min•Season 1Ep. 51
a.k.a. "sentient breadboxes" and "finer things monkeys" How it is we covered toxic plasmosis BEFORE domestic cats is beyond me, but don't worry special guest AMY STEPHENSON is here to rectify that error! We talk everyone's favorite little meme makers, along with the spa-going Japanese macaques in our newest, and Amy's dog, who sometimes eat tampons. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Amy on Twitter Amy on Instagram Loose Lips on Amazon Shipwreck Podcast Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on ...
Oct 26, 2018•38 min•Season 1Ep. 50
a.k.a. ‘death footed murder birds’ and ‘imma fuckin’ get you starks’ Cohost of the Binge Movie Podcast, film critic, writer and resident prolapse expert JASON LEROY is BACK to talk about the world's most unsettling bird, the cassowary! Both our animals are upsetting af this week, so. Buckle in. And sorry. Show Notes Support Drunk Safari on Patreon Jason LeRoy on Twitter The Binge Movie Podcast Maggie on Twitter Drunk Safari on Twitter...
Oct 19, 2018•35 min•Season 1Ep. 49