In this episode, SPJ reunites with Milky after a nearly a month and asks a lot of questions about Japan. Pouch and SPJ gossip about the job. It's discovered that SPJ will not bow to anybody. Pouch here. We recorded two episodes in one day and it was mad fun. The Don Francisco Promise Historia was recorded and we can't wait for you guys to hear it. Thankfully, a lot of the enthusiasm spilled over to the regular episode. Intro/Outro: Bamboléo - The Gypsy Kings. Get a Load of This Baby Born with a ...
Oct 02, 2016•1 hr 7 min
In this episode, the guys return from Japan and they can't stop talking about it. Pouch and Milky rave about the toilet seats, while Paco becomes a Perfect Weeaboo. Pouch here. We're back from a two-week hiatus. Sorry guys, we were just having so much fun over there, that we just couldn't bring ourselves to even think about work, even if it is the podcast. We have a lot of Japan to talk about, so be prepared for that for the next few episodes. Intro/Outro: The Vapors - Turning Japanese. Get a Lo...
Sep 25, 2016•1 hr 14 min
In this episode, Milky and Pouch talk about their 150th episode landmark. Pouch pulls back the curtains a little bit. Milky tries to solve the mystery of Fred Dorst's red hat. The boys reminisce about great podcast moments. Milky here, this episode was to touch base on how Pouch and I felt about our 150th episode landmark. We are very thankful for everyone who's helped us along the way and everyone who has listened to our silly little show. Thanks, guys! Intro/Outro: Teena Marie - Just Us Two Sh...
Sep 04, 2016•47 min
In this episode, Semi Permanents SPJ, Paco, and Ness take over the show to celebrate 150 episodes. In his travels, SPJ has become Detroit's Most Wanted. Ness drinks a gallon of slurpee. Paco doesn't understand SPJ. Pouch here. This is it. Another milestone episode. Episode 150. So we decided to celebrate it by handing the show over to our Semi Permanents. The guys who make the show every fucking week. We hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening, folks. Intro/Outro: Ja Rule - Put It on Me (Featuri...
Aug 28, 2016•1 hr 30 min
In this episode, SPJ makes an unexpected return and brings with him good and bad news. Milky is obsessed with the cinematic masterpiece known as Baller Blockin '. Pouch brings some fajitas. This episode is dedicated to Daisy, SPJ's beloved dog. Pouch here. As explained, I didn't expect SPJ to be available the day we were recording, so I had originally only planned for an episode with just Milky and me. But then, something horrible happened that freed up SPJ's time. We'll miss you, Daisy. Intro/o...
Aug 14, 2016•1 hr 3 min
In this episode, Ness returns from a musical journey, while Pouch returns from a geeky journey. Pouch is peer-pressured into doing more Simply Pouches. Ness' dad has a few choice words about pot smokers. Pouch here. Hey, folks. Been out for a week, but we're all back and seemingly reinvigorated. We obviously had a lot to talk about in my and Ness' respective outings. Intro/Outro: Guns N' Roses - This I Love. Get a Load of This Dutch Man Waits at Airport for 10 Days for Girlfriend, Hospitalized f...
Aug 07, 2016•1 hr 28 min
In this episode, Milky and Paco talk about being hooked on Netflix shows. Milky talks about an Illegal CIA project called Project MKUltra . Paco brings some movie-related Tacos. Milky here. Paco and I put this week's episode together after some schedule conflicts with Pouch. He'll be back with us next week for sure. As always, when it's just Paco and I, we tend to drift and talk about horror movies, TV shows, or just plain out gibberish. Intro/outro: Koffin Kats - Chainsaw Massacre Paco's Tacos ...
Jul 31, 2016•49 min
In this episode, SPJ is renamed SPQ as he has become smitten with a male co-worker. Pouch updates everybody on working with SPJ as well as the We Out Instagram Guy. SPJ reviews Get Rich or Try Dying . Milky here. This week's episode was a blast, like always. I feel like SPJ and Pouch came out swinging, as I stayed back and watched them spit some game on this mic. Now that they work together, I'm the third wheel every time we record. TWM (Third Wheel Milky) is probably gonna be my name from now o...
Jul 24, 2016•1 hr 4 min
In this episode, Ness returns and laments the lack of beer in his hand. The guys talk about the benefits of going on a cruise and Pouch seems fixated on one aspect. Milky wants to make sure he gets his money's worth. Pouch here. We got the band back together finally. The absence gave us a lot to talk about. In the end, I was just happy not to be talking to myself again. Intro/Outro: Ensiferum - Heathen Horde Get a Load of This Cafe Fellatio Police Break into House for a Lifeless Woman... Turns O...
Jul 17, 2016•1 hr 11 min
In this episode, joined by nobody, Pouch hosts the podcast alone once again, in which he gets a little real about behind the scenes podcast drama. Pouch complains about the Internet and tells spooky stories. Pouch here. As explained in the podcast, we couldn't schedule a time. I was only available for 2 days in the week, one day was a holiday and the other, I was busy. So, you have to sit through another shitty solo episode. Or not. I don't suggest you do. Intro/outro: Hank Williams - I'm So Lon...
Jul 10, 2016•33 min
In this episode, Paco returns to preach her Punk lifestyle. Pouch is super hype about Harry Potter stuff. Milky names a new Pouch segment under Paco's segment. Pouch here. If you hadn't noticed, things have been kinda tense here at DLP, with it showing on the last three episodes. For which I have to apologize. We've worked shit out and as you can see, we're all kinda giggly in this episode. Intro/outro: R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly Get a Load of This Porn Distributed to 6th Graders by Accident...
Jul 03, 2016•1 hr 14 min
In this episode, SPJ returns and slightly teases on the Don Francisco Promise Historia. SPJ reviews the X-Men: Apocalypse joint, in which he explains the villain's other occupation. Pouch decides to end the Florida Man segment. Pouch here. SPJ's new work schedule makes it so that we must accommodate an entirely different schedule. This was recorded over a week ago and therefore, it is dated. Thankfully, SPJ's stuff feels timeless as fuck. Sorry folks, I unceremoniously end the Florida Man segmen...
Jun 26, 2016•1 hr 4 min
In this episode, Ness returns and he just likes tits. Pouch won't let the beef go. Metal Ness reviews Nicolas Cage's son's band, Eyes of Noctum. Pouch here. I brought an article that I knew would elicit discussion, but I never realized that it would take up the majority of the episode. Apparently, we like talking about tits. Intro/Outro: Eyes of Noctum - Devil's Wind. Get a Load of This Adult Breastfeeding Relationships Nude Pop-Up Restaurant in Tokyo Bans Fatties and Oldies Metal Ness Nicolas C...
Jun 19, 2016•1 hr 13 min
In this episode, Paco returns and is overwhelmed by the death erection. Pouch is disappointed that Paco doesn't want to start beef with SPJ. Milky hates a lot of things. Pouch here. Unfortunately, we didn't record any audio from Milky's microphone. Shit happens. You could still hear him very clearly from the other mics, so it worked well enough. I tried my best to amplify segments of either Paco or my track, but it wasn't easy. Intro/outro: Alice Cooper - I Love the Dead. Get a Load of This Grav...
Jun 12, 2016•1 hr 11 min
In this episode, the boys return after a break to discuss a convention they attended. SPJ returns and he is praising the word of a new rapping sensation. Pouch here. We took a break last week because we were going out of town for a convention and I simply didn't have any time to edit. The break really invigorated us because we had a lot to talk about. SPJ was back in the chair and as usual he didn't disappoint. Intro/Outro: Viper - You'll Coward Don't Even Smoke Crack. Get a Load of This TMNT Ai...
Jun 05, 2016•1 hr 13 min
In this episode, Pouch racially profiles a Florida Man, while Milky admits to owning some BDSM gear. Ness returns for a special Metal Ness celebrating The Misfits. Pouch here. We had to maneuver some stuff around in order to get Ness on for episode 138, but by a stroke of serendipity, we were perfectly aligned with the reunion of the Misfits. Totally worth it. Intro/Outro: The Misfits - We Are 138. Get a Load of This Beer Made from Belly Button Lint Burger King Spa Shit We Mentioned For more det...
May 22, 2016•1 hr 12 min
In this episode, SPJ returns to review Captain America: Bloods vs. Crips. Milky has the entrepreneurial spirit. Pouch wants to know about your favorite moments from the show. Pouch here. SPJ is back after a somewhat extended absence. We needed him to bring it and he really fucking brought it. Anyway, a couple ideas were spitballed in this episode, so we need YOUR support on them. First, Milky wants to do a premium episode about the history of the Don Francisco Promise. You've got to tell us if y...
May 15, 2016•1 hr 12 min
In this episode, Paco discovers what has been deeply embedded in her Latin blood. Milky continues to share more from his childhood. The guys question the ethics of a serial killer. Pouch here. This episode was a bit difficult to get out. Two attempts and scheduled particularly late in the week. In the end, I'm just glad we were able to get it out. It's our commitment to you guys. Milky edited this one, be sure to praise him for his skills when you get the chance. Intro/Outro: Riff Raff - Versace...
May 08, 2016•1 hr 11 min
In this episode, Random Guy Serge is back by popular demand and he declares he wants to go back to school. Pouch remembers when Milky asked him to check his genitals. The guys try to remember Prince. Pouch here. You guys have been asking about RGS and he's back. I think I boosted his ego well enough to bring him back, but he's unwilling to commit to being a Semi-Permanent, coming on an episode by episode basis. Keep voicing your opinions and I'll keep telling him. Intro/outro: Prince - When Dove...
May 01, 2016•1 hr 20 min
In this episode, Paco returns to describe her experience at yet another convention. Pouch questions the value of a sober Paco. Milky is labelled "Mr. Charmer." Pouch here. As with most of our episodes with Paco, it became a clusterfuck requiring far more time in post-production than any other Semi-permanent. All worth it in the end, she's entertaining and people like her. Intro/outro: Mystikal - Shake ya ass. Get a Load of This Florida Man Masturbates and Breaks Stuff Bed Detects Fucking Loch Ne...
Apr 24, 2016•1 hr 25 min
In this episode, Ness returns and we talk about his recent appearance on Green Up podcast . Milky believes that there's only about 5 states in the US. The guys talk to a Swedish person. Pouch here. This episode had one of those rare occasions where something I planned actually went well. I just found out about the Swedish Number that day and was worried that we weren't going to be able to reach anyone at that late hour. Thankfully, Edwin saved the day with his insomnia. Intro/Outro: Guns N' Rose...
Apr 17, 2016•1 hr 9 min
In this episode, author/blogger Lance Manion returns and updates us on his chinchilla lifestyle. Milky attempted to bed a female cop, while Pouch can't believe what Lance is saying. Pouch here. We kinda missed our ol' buddy Lance Manion after recently celebrating National Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day. We were not disappointed. As usual, Lance has us doubling over from laughing at the most offensive shit you'll ever hear. Intro/Outro: Ludacris - Stand Up. Get a Load of This Florida Man Leads ...
Apr 10, 2016•1 hr 6 min
In this episode, Smokira Koryama reviews Pepsi Sakura, while SPJ reviews Batman x Superman: Dong of Justice with tons of SPOILERS . Pouch accidentally brings a Florida Dog article. Pouch here. SPJ is back and he's reviewing a soda? That was not planned. He just happened to pick up the bottle at Milky Way Studios literally an hour before we started recording. It gave a good amount of contents, I think. SPOILERS for those who haven't seen Batman v Superman . Intro/outro: 2 Unlimited - Get Ready fo...
Apr 03, 2016•1 hr 8 min
In this episode, the guys welcome back Random Guy Serge. RGS comes back to once again weigh in on raising children and how certain ethnicities can't travel through time. Milky has something to say about homeschooled people. Pouch here. I managed to convince RGS to come back for a full episode with Milky. It was a surprise even to him as I refused to tell him who are next guest was. It was a great episode that showcased exactly our chemistry with Serge. Intro/outro: Thin Lizzy - The Boys are Back...
Mar 27, 2016•1 hr 12 min
In this episode, Ness went to an Iron Maiden concert and returns to tell the story, while we learn about Pouch's ever-vigilant sphincter. Pouch here. This episode got away from me. I have no idea what Ness and Milky are talking about through a quarter of it. But hey, it was funny as shit. Intro/outro: In Flames - Clayman Get a Load of This Florida Man Shits and Pisses in Cop Car after High-speed Chase Shit Geyser and the Poor Woman Tittygram Metal Ness Iron Maiden concert In Flames - 3 devil hor...
Mar 20, 2016•1 hr 25 min
In this episode, Paco returns from her trip to Uruguay and spins quite a different yarn from Milky's. Pouch finds Paco's smile creepy. Milky is unimpressed with everything. Pouch here. Paco's back and her version of the Uruguay trip is much different from Milky's. She's a bit different, and we, of course, shit on her for it. Intro/outro: Japan - Ghosts. Get a Load of This Traffic Halted because of a Nude Chick on Top of a Semi-Truck Dog Found Behind Wheel of a Semi-Truck after Crash Paco's Tacos...
Mar 13, 2016•1 hr 23 min
In this episode, Milky returns from his visit to the homeland only to be questioned about weed by SPJ and Pouch. SPJ reveals that he's been working on #PretzelMania, while Pouch is more interested in introducing SPJ's new character. Pouch here. And we're back to your regularly scheduled Semi-Permanent. It seems the absence really gave us a lot to talk about and we were having a ton of fun. Hope it reflects in the episode. Intro/outro: Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax. Get a Load of This Florida...
Mar 06, 2016•1 hr 10 min
In this episode, Pouch welcomes back former Semi-Permanent, Random Guy Serge for a one-time return to the microphone. Pouch reminisces on RGS's time with DLP and wonders if he would ever use a blow-up sex doll. RGS defends himself against allegations of hating everything. Pouch here. Milky and Paco are out of town again. Rather than do another solo episode, I brought back good friend and former Semi-Permanent Random Guy Serge. Unfortunately, I didn't have use of Milky Way Studios, so there were ...
Feb 28, 2016•1 hr 13 min
In this episode, Ness is becoming a Metal God. Pouch confesses that he has a deviated septum, while Ness confesses that he is a compulsive sniffer. Pouch here. We got back on track after last week's terrible offering and it seems that Ness had a lot to say on this week's Metal Ness. Next week Milky and Paco are out of town, so I will have a very special guest for next week's episode. Intro/outro: At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul. Get a Load of This Florida Man Charged for Chucking an Alligat...
Feb 21, 2016•1 hr 19 min
In this episode, Pouch is once again hosting the podcast all by his lonesome. He tries and fails to do a commentary for the Florida Man documentary. He despises the documentary crew's boom mic operator. (Warning: this episode will not serve as a commentary track for the documentary.) Pouch here. Yeah, the boys couldn't get it together this week, so instead, I tried my hand at a commentary track. Turns out, while I'm silently watching the movie (which doesn't work on a podcast), I tend to make a ...
Feb 14, 2016•38 min
