The Prem has returned and Kelly and Gordon spare no time in getting right back into it. It's a long one because, why the hell not?! Hopefully you're as excited as we are to relive Week 17 action. From the underage drinking, to the goals galore, to the red cards, to Pep kicking water bottles at anything that moves these days, we cover it all. So crack open a cold one and let's ring in the new year with a plethora of footie action! This podcast is also dedicated to the life of one of the greatest ...
Dec 30, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 22
Gordon returns to the Pod but the gang is still virtual due to the lingering sickness. Kelly and Gordon don't let that stop them from filling your ear holes on Christmas weekend with the sounds from the greatest World Cup Finals ever and the excitement of the EPL's return for Boxing day. Of course there's the small matter of the Carabao Cup to discuss as well. Kelly even gives everyone a glimpse into her personal life and provides a great bonus story to break up the pod's topics. From our DITBox...
Dec 23, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 21
Better late then never. A bad round of flu kept Gordon down this week and derailed the podcast. Our apologies for the late release, but so grateful to Kelly and Graham who took over the entire thing this week AND submitted it on time for a regular Friday drop. In this episode Kelly dives into the quarters and semi finals of the WC 2022 and makes some predictions on the outcome of the final. She discusses the USMNT drama, and some Argentina drama as well. And of course we couldn't forget mentioni...
Dec 18, 2022•48 min•Season 4Ep. 20
The group stage ends, the round of 16 closes and Kelly and Gordon sweep up the stories and drama from the games that went forward. From Ronaldo's complete meltdown, to Raheem Sterling's absence, the was almost as much on field as off field to talk about. We also get the privilege of hearing this week's Story Behind the Fixture from the man himself. Unfortunately there are no subtitles so you'll have to do your best to understand him. The pod then closes with a special announcement and the podcas...
Dec 09, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 4Ep. 19
In this week's episode, Kelly went off wildly on a tangent about her second favorite subject of Christmas. While she tried hard at first to link it to the tournament, she quickly got to her real point of movies. I would have put it in the bloopers at the end, but it was almost 7 mins and it was too good to lose. So, with today being December 1st, here's a little Xmas gift from us at DITBox to your little ear holes.
Dec 02, 2022•7 min•Season 4Ep. 18
With so much action to catch up on from the last time we podded this one gets a bit silly. We do our best to break down all the best highlights some some of round 1, all of round 2, and some of round 3 of the group stages. We bring up the biggest stories surrounding the World Cup and discuss the biggest shocks and disappointments of the tournament.
Dec 02, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 18
Happy thanksgiving all! Here is a run down of the first few days of the World Cup action, the good, mostly the bad, and the American! We break down Group A-D's first matches and look ahead to the rest of the group's first taste of Qatar. Off the field there is still a lot to unpacked and we try to bring you as many of those developing stories as we can. I hope you and your families had a wonderful time celebrating but now it is time for USA vs England. The student vs the teacher.
Nov 25, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 17
As the EPL season takes a weird break for the weird winter World Cup, Kelly and Gordon try to seamlessly end the EPL and introduce the World Cup. They survived, but just barely. Join us on the treacherous journey to wrap up the weekend action and take a dive into what to expect next week as the nations descend on 90 degree Qatar. We talk about the United kid winner, the sloppy goals, the Bournemouth domination, and the incredible goal keeping displays from a few net minders. Oh, and of course we...
Nov 18, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 16
Kelly and Gordon produce their first remote pod of the season. There may be some volume differences as Gordon keeps quiet to avoid waking the baby but the duo manage to carry on the conversation. Much in part due to the phenomenal weekend of EPL action. 5 PKs, 37 goals, 5 post 80th minute goals, and 2 red cards. They also touch base on Carabao Cup and the European competitions which both drew for the knockout rounds.
Nov 11, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 4Ep. 15
If Liverpool keep losing these relegation battles we will have to change the name to just Drinking. In a week where Arsenal takes out their frustration by kicking some trees, KDB reminding us why he's so special, and Aston Villa's high plummets to a new low, Kelly and Gordon dust themselves off and examine all the action from the weekend. Kelly is forced to admit that Rodgers has righted the ship and Gordon has to come to the realization that he loves Graham Potter but this weekend felt gooood. ...
Nov 04, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 4Ep. 14
Stevie G is gone and Liverpool lose to City but Kelly and Gordon still show up and have a good time. In a weekend of wild score-lines there's plenty to discuss. Are Newcastle a real threat? Are Leicester out of the danger? Are Liverpool in danger? Can Arsenal hold off the second gear City? Have a drink with us and ponder the biggest questions surrounding the season so far.
Oct 28, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 13
First off, let me apologize for the quality here, some bonehead forgot to turn the mics on and the recording defaulted to the laptop mics instead. If you make it to the end, we LOVE you! Anyways, the grunge look may be fashionably dead but it did not stop Patrick Bamford from sporting the look of a high school adolescent who hates authority and just lost his first girlfriend. He then completed the look and basically said F*ck organized sports, and missed his penalty. On the other side of the spe...
Oct 21, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 12
In a massive contrast from last week Kelly and Gordon start the pod with hot chocolates from Dunkin to combat the first cold rainy day of the fall season... the Dunkin slogan must only pertain to their coffee because this was basically a sedative to the lively pod from last week. Regardless, we touch on the UCL incidents and games, some potential court time for Ronaldo, the Liverpool vs City game, and all the action from last week. Our love for Jesus sways, our passion for Leno and Henderson bur...
Oct 14, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 11
It's FRIDAY baby, and you have earned a beer or three with us this week! A manager was fired, but to Kelly's disappointment, it wasn't Brendan Rodgers. Bruno and Wolves part ways after their lost to West Ham at the weekend drops them into the relegation zone. Three hat-tricks and three red cards grace the weekend, and Kelly and Gordon pay dearly for it. Three shots and beers to boot cause all sorts of mayhem this week, to the hosts, to the script, and to the weekend prediction. One in which Kell...
Oct 07, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 10
Kelly and Gordon are joined by Arsenal faithful Aaron and Spurs fanatic Gio in this epic showdown of who can make the funnier comment. FINALLY the episode isn't all about Liverpool, although Gordon tries his hardest to steer the conversation back that way. Since there were no EPL games to speak of the gang focuses on the upcoming North London Derby, which is looking tasty in recent weeks with the form both teams are in. They also touch on the depressing displays during international break. Join ...
Sep 30, 2022•1 hr 30 min•Season 4Ep. 9
The Queen returns... well our Queen, not THEE Queen. Kelly is back from vacation and is ready to tackle the short week... well sort of. Vacation brain is a real thing, but luckily Gordon has no life and dedicates his void to keeping the podcast on track. The only thing that's missing in this one is the goalie mentions, but that's literally because we lost audio for that portion... sorry Kelly, I promise it was not on purpose. Anyways, relive Son's redemption off the bench, Adam Lallana's 30 seco...
Sep 23, 2022•50 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Gordon is alone again as Kelly explores the wilderness of the American Southwest, and since there was no football to discuss, since that old rich lady croaked, there was no point to call her into action. In lieu of football action, we decided to bring you a long version of a Kelly's Shot Glass History segment and a short version of the pod. This one is for our loyal listeners so your earholes don't forget the sweet sound of the DITBox pod.
Sep 16, 2022•33 min•Season 4Ep. 7
In a weekend crammed with footballing action between the EPL and the European competitions, Gordon gets jealous and adds his own segment into the schedule. After a 2 week with 50 goals, we get a single weekend with 32! Kelly and Gordon also discuss the sacking if our second manager and take an in-depth look into the crazy managerial carousel at Chelsea. Grab your shot glass as we toast America's first RED of the season coming courtesy of Cheese Head, Jesse Marsch. FYI between recording and relea...
Sep 09, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Season 4Ep. 6
The prodigal daughter has returned and she's bringing booze! Kelly hops on/off the wagon (depending on how you look at it) and rejoins the podcast. Thank god too, because it is an ear full! 20 games, 50 goals, 1 manager sacking, and, of course, a RED CARD SHOT! Join us as we break down, or attempt to anyways, match week 4 and 5, a crazy transfer deadline day, and all the happenings between. Come for Kelly's return, stay for the EPL action.
Sep 02, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Season 4Ep. 5
This week Kelly and Gordon... oh wait no! Only Gordon. Crushed by the weight of the Liverpool loss to Manchester United, Kelly has left the podcast. Just Kidding, but it is just Gordon on this one. Super sorry for putting you through this cringefest of a solo podcast. In this episode I do my best to break down week 3 in all it's chaotic glory. From the Oil Derby to the American Revolution to United making Liverpool look like United.
Aug 26, 2022•40 min•Season 4Ep. 4
A weekend of goals, Red card, VAR, bald refs, coach fights, and angry Ronaldo's. The Prem in all it's glory. Gordon takes 3 straight pulls from the Jame-o this week for the angry sideline dad fight and Darwin Nunez's introduction to scrappy EPL defending. We discuss the Arsenal surge, the City stroll, the Liverpool struggle, the Battle of the Bridge, and the collapse of Manchester United. We really could have had an episode on each. It's not fair to have all that action squeezed into one week. G...
Aug 19, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 3
In this episode Kelly and Gordon take a ride into the goalkeeping in Week 1 of the new EPL season. Kelly starts a new segment on history and Gordon analyzes what results are blips and which are real concerns. We couldn't leave out all the spicy manager comments and also a bit of banter for a few Premier League-esque events (looking at you Jordan Pickford and Harry Maguire).
Aug 12, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 2
WE'RE BACK! And just as drunk as ever. We dusted the mics off and decided you hadn't heard enough of us just yet. Strap in because this is the episode where we look ahead to the start of a brand new season. It's like Christmas eve for hooligans. A magical and wonderful time where the possibilities are endless and the dreams are unreasonable (looking at you Spurs). Grab your favorite drink, and join us as we embark on the latest journey.
Aug 05, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 4Ep. 1
We come to you remotely this weekend for logistical reasons but the episode does not lack substance. Newcastle United win their appeal and become the world's richest club overnight. Kelly and I breakdown all the angles and try to paint a picture of the situation for you.
Oct 15, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 11
STILL exhausted from Sunday's Liverpool vs City match-up. What a match we witnessed. We also saw United drop points, Chelsea get saved by a dubious VAR red card, and the other team in the top 6, Brighton drop points at home to Arsenal. AND after only 7 games, we witnessed our first manager sacking. Watford may not be any good at Premier League football, but boy are they good at firing managers. Claudio Ranieri will be their 13th manager since the new owners took the helm in 2012. Get your last s...
Oct 08, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Another weekend passes and another weekend where Kelly predicts one score and Gordon another and the score that they don't go with ends up being the result. Liverpool do in fact drop points in a neutral fan's wet dream of a match, the North London Derby is painted in a deep deep red, and the City v Chelsea match we came to love from last season failed to spark. Only one team remains unbeaten, but SIX remain without a win. VAR also goes back to being involved but not show-stealing. We also curb o...
Oct 01, 2021•58 min•Season 3Ep. 9
We lasted four weeks, pleasantly oblivious to the horrors about to rear it's ugly head in week five. VAR has awoken from it's slumber and given us a weekend of talking points. From the Ronaldo snub (or double snub according to him), to the Brighton vs Leicester game, Kelly and I try to break down the weekend's action. We also delve into the first day of the third round of the Carabao Cup. Come to the dark side, crack open a cold drink, and join the conversation.
Sep 24, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 8
No, it's not a dirty word, unless watching two superstars set the fourth weekend in the premier league alight gets you off. In this episode we jam pack the content because we witnessed the first matchday of the Champions league. It's Christmas #2 on the calendar, and boy were we spoiled. A 9 goal thriller in Manchester, a 5 goal thriller in Liverpool, and Sherriff finishing top of their group after match week one a top of Real and Inter Milan. To top the Football Sundae we finish the episode off...
Sep 17, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 7
International breaks can be a tad boring, especially on the heels of an exciting summer tournament. Feels like we've barely gotten our feet wet in the new EPL season when we are forced to watch chop-shopped International teams square off for World Cup Qualifiers. Well we've tried to make the down week a little bit better for you by talking through some of the week's biggest headlines, and ending with testing our knowledge. Play along and see how you do!
Sep 10, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Spurs undefeated, without conceding a goal sit a top on the Prem after week three. Bitter rivals, Arsenal sit at the bottom, 0 points and 0 goals scored. For Gunner fans, it must be like waking up in some desolate dystopian world, unfortunately, it's reality. But we'd rather get the true feelings of the faithful then read about it in the papers. That's why we bring in Aaron as a guest host! Aaron played college ball with Kelly and I, and has been an Arsenal supporter since the early 90s. He give...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 5
