Episode 1633 - Blackout Confessional

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[SPEAKER_01]: Tuesday show here. [SPEAKER_01]: We were just watching the University of Michigan former. [SPEAKER_01]: I should say head coach. [SPEAKER_01]: He'll be back around more. [SPEAKER_01]: He's not getting jail time. [SPEAKER_01]: It looks like it's going on live here in the background. [SPEAKER_05]: So you probably saved his career. [SPEAKER_05]: Probably. [SPEAKER_01]: But he still did bang that.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this guy, whoever spray panoramic has had this judge who's talking for three hours, was pontificating about, by guys, police with held evidence or something as well, so they're going to, they're just going to give them some form of probation here, a lot of people are watching that online. [SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't listen to this guy for three hours. [SPEAKER_01]: When cameras are in their courtroom, these judges turn in to totally different people.

[SPEAKER_01]: where it's, it's just their time, you know what I'm saying? [SPEAKER_01]: They're there for them. [SPEAKER_01]: They know the cameras are on them, because it's basic. [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know any judges, besides Bozberg? [SPEAKER_01]: Do I? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Personally, you know the Supreme Court justices. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know the Supreme Court justices, you know, if you know a district judge, [SPEAKER_03]: That's not good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if you're in this problem, I mean, I know judges personally, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Like one of our good friends is a Supreme Court justice in North Carolina. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I feel. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, my mom was a judge. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Really? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, good. [SPEAKER_03]: For a little while.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it's like, if you know, if you don't know the person personally, [SPEAKER_03]: And you're aware of somebody who is not like a high level federal judge, that's not great. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it means that they're up to some nonsense, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Sure, sure. [SPEAKER_03]: And this, oh, man. [SPEAKER_03]: This guy won't shut the fuck up. [SPEAKER_03]: It's nuts. [SPEAKER_03]: It's, it's, that's one of the most painful situations I've had to deal with.

[SPEAKER_01]: We held off and we were like, all right, maybe he'll just give the verdict soon. [SPEAKER_01]: Instead, he's talking about the 1800s. [SPEAKER_03]: You shouldn't have done this and you shouldn't have done this.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, oh, I didn't need, I don't, [SPEAKER_03]: is it within the judges uh... juggish into fucking lecture people on what they did wrong no yeah they all do it all the time no shut the fuck up this is why i don't listen to any judge except for judge joe brown yeah you know why because he doesn't in eight minutes or less that's right do you know why because of commercials there's a god damn commercial break coming up and we got to get paid yep okay here's Burger King

[SPEAKER_03]: right here you know like I don't understand that that's what the only thing I respect that sure it and it's you know what it shows you it shows you the whole job can get done and twenty three minutes twenty two thirty excuse me yeah twenty two thirty thirty or forty five if you're an hour show I don't know [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if there's any hour-long judge shows. [SPEAKER_01]: Judge Joodoo is an hour wasn't I? [SPEAKER_01]: I know this.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what was the people's court with full hour. [SPEAKER_03]: Bob, you're 75 years old, you watch these shows. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I remember going over to the producer of Judge Joodoo's house to pick up something for a party we're going for for hearty-ath and that was the richest house I've ever been to in my entire life. [SPEAKER_01]: And I was just like, holy shit, what do you do for a living?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, I produced Judge Judy's show and I was like, [SPEAKER_01]: Case close. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you know, they were definitely the richest. [SPEAKER_03]: They were getting ready to do a reboot and I'm not even kidding This is when Jared and I were making a lot of noise over it black raffle doing marketing stuff and they reached out to us Directly about doing a case.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they wanted one of us to sue the other one and bring the just for funds Oh, they would bring off the case and then we had some ideas. [SPEAKER_03]: We just couldn't make the time work That would been great. [SPEAKER_03]: What are you looking up on? [SPEAKER_01]: People's Court was an hour long. [SPEAKER_01]: Was it really? [SPEAKER_01]: That's why I was. [SPEAKER_01]: Judge Wopner was an hour long. [SPEAKER_03]: 45 minutes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it's broken up into fucking three to eight minutes segments. [SPEAKER_03]: So it's fun. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but how many cases was he doing per hour? [SPEAKER_03]: Probably three. [SPEAKER_03]: If I had to guess. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: If they're serious case, it may be four if one of them's. [SPEAKER_01]: Was it in prime? [SPEAKER_01]: Time or was it always daytime afternoon shows?

[SPEAKER_01]: I always wondered that's I think people's court was always at 11 a.m. Hmm. [SPEAKER_01]: I think so, right? [SPEAKER_01]: I always remember all these judge shows being an early in the morning, but obviously we work. [SPEAKER_01]: So we're not hanging out watching them every day. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh-oh, it was um, three to four. [SPEAKER_03]: or noon to one depending on the time, depending on the year. [SPEAKER_01]: Three to four, okay. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's about right.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: One of those afternoon shows, don't I get it? [SPEAKER_01]: I get it. [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, top of the show here, wanted to chat with you guys. [SPEAKER_01]: Fightin' off the allergies, the rain, and all the, all the taxes, fun stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: that we go through on a daily basis.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're behind the, behind my computer when listeners come back here, they're always surprised at like, how much shit is behind here that we have to ingest to put on the show every day, so we sound all right? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and we're pretty sure we're not, we don't know for sure, but we are pretty sure that the Jews are involved. [SPEAKER_01]: So, yes, it's gonna be the Jews, and why we sound like shit. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what they're doing.

[SPEAKER_03]: I just know they're doing it. [SPEAKER_01]: Right. [SPEAKER_01]: and we're going to get to the bottom of it eventually and try to figure this out why the Jews are sabotaging us, but in the meantime, we chatter about this a little bit towards the end of the show when a listener was up for drinking bro the week, but we can tell you now, we [SPEAKER_01]: are obviously facing the issue with the highway. [SPEAKER_01]: There's an 11 lane highway coming in.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody who's been here seeing the for sale sign and all that stuff, they're only 500 feet away. [SPEAKER_01]: And that's gonna extend not only from downtown, but all the way out from Johnson City. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, 500 feet away is ironically how far Bob has to stay away from schools. [SPEAKER_03]: Sure does. [SPEAKER_03]: So that's gonna be for a very long time. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know why I'm caching that stray today, but Bob.

[SPEAKER_03]: because you're supported the Catholic Church. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're in the Catholic Church. [SPEAKER_01]: You've got to pay not your revenge. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he also didn't support the Pope enough and he banged his chin in the lobby. [SPEAKER_01]: In the lobby today, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's been a rough day for Old Bob, although he did get a bunch of meat for my house this morning. [SPEAKER_01]: It did, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: So I heard. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like mixed so far.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a mixed day so far. [SPEAKER_01]: But we can say this, when Dan and I were looking around at places, Austin is getting built out in every direction, every highway, all of it. [SPEAKER_01]: 35 is expanding to 90s expanding. [SPEAKER_01]: 1826 is expanding all of it. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where the construction is going to be. [SPEAKER_03]: They built two new high schools within five miles of my house and the last three years. [SPEAKER_01]: That's mine as well.

[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking crazy. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: And those are all opening up, like Travis is opening up all their other stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: And it got to the point where we're like, we don't know where there's [SPEAKER_01]: going to move. [SPEAKER_01]: We decided to move and when we were chatting about it, the place we were happiest.

[SPEAKER_01]: As you get older in life, you want to live where you want to live and we're going to move back to Wilmington, North Carolina and be doing shows out of there starting in June. [SPEAKER_01]: Now, as always, we ask the employees to come with us and it's up to them whether or not they want to come with us. [SPEAKER_01]: What was the decision by the way? [SPEAKER_03]: He's got a homosexual. [SPEAKER_03]: No, he's on he's on parole I can't leave the state.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can't leave the state. [SPEAKER_01]: I can't travel otherwise. [SPEAKER_01]: It's a weird crime I don't want to talk about it. [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, you don't want to talk about it. [SPEAKER_01]: It's nobody [SPEAKER_01]: You just moved here, right? [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you're in a half ago? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just moved to the area, have friends and some family in the area, and yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna stay for a while?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Just one of those things. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean in the area is your brother? [SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, and... No, he's up. [SPEAKER_03]: He's got to go a lot, we have some family friends. [SPEAKER_04]: We grew up with, who are in the stairs. [SPEAKER_03]: I see. [SPEAKER_04]: He's also, he's getting re-station, so it's, yeah, everything is just kind of in the area, and now on that. [SPEAKER_03]: Where's he going?

[SPEAKER_04]: I think San Diego, or he might have to go somewhere in Asia. [SPEAKER_03]: That's kind of what? [SPEAKER_03]: Either one of those would be good. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, San Diego, I mean, he'd be deployed if he go to San [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let's you got to your job. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you got to do your job, but it's unfortunate. [SPEAKER_01]: And Bobby three sticks. [SPEAKER_01]: Your staying is well potentially, but you're also up for one of your dream jobs right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I won't say who it is or what it is. [SPEAKER_01]: We support you and we hope you're going for it, but you're in a similar set, right? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, you know, I have three kids and my wife's, all my wife's parents live here in the triangle, right? [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, they, but they all have endowers. [SPEAKER_03]: I thought I thought her, other, I thought the other side lived in Houston for some reason. [SPEAKER_05]: They used to, they used to.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: They moved because of that lion got loose in the neighborhood. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, pretty much. [SPEAKER_05]: They were just really tired of tiger. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: There's probably less of it in Dallas than there was in Houston to be fair. [SPEAKER_05]: Almost certainly. [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, Houston's the fucking wild west. [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, they're no zoning. [SPEAKER_03]: So you're always zoned for a tiger.

[SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, I mean, three kids with the job I advanced through a couple interviews on that would eventually be a move. [SPEAKER_05]: I won't even say where, but that is a place where I do have. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I hope it happens before we move. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're going to be June 1st and I hope you get it because we love those guys.

[SPEAKER_01]: we've talked about the numerous times on the show and it would be fucking awesome so we're rooting for you and just know that we love you. [SPEAKER_01]: I for real will miss you. [SPEAKER_01]: And we usually do this thing, uh, brosmen of the year every single year, uh, on the show we pushed it a couple of months and a lot of listeners were asking why. [SPEAKER_01]: The reason is simple is because we're actually giving the brosment of the year to Bob.

[SPEAKER_01]: Rob Fox, you were actually our brosment of the year. [SPEAKER_01]: It's amazing. [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for real, dude. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't get too choked up, but you're one of those guys. [SPEAKER_01]: We call it a five tool guy and baseball, obviously, but not only are you an excellent producer, every day you show up, dude, you are a professional in entertainment and it's rare. [SPEAKER_01]: extremely fucking rare in this business.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've been in it for 26 years and nobody's ever had one issue with you, no sponsors ever had an issue with you and you've been a pro on every single show you've done from Ross Patterson Revolution to Drinking Bros to Drinking Bros Sports. [SPEAKER_01]: to help in out with crime, corner, whatever we've ever asked, you have done and you've done it for a very long time. [SPEAKER_01]: I think you've been with us close to six years now or maybe the whole time.

[SPEAKER_05]: So, first off, thank you for saying all the super sweet. [SPEAKER_05]: I will definitely miss coming in here to work every day. [SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, I December 2020 was when I started. [SPEAKER_01]: Is it when you started? [SPEAKER_01]: So whatever the shit, right before Christmas. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, whatever that, I didn't even have a kid yet.

[SPEAKER_05]: All three of my children and I will say to you guys, you know, one of the reasons I stuck around and I don't want this to sound insincere because it's the opposite of it. [SPEAKER_05]: Most people don't pay very well in this industry. [SPEAKER_05]: They do nuts. [SPEAKER_05]: You guys do and I, like I literally wouldn't have my third child if I didn't work here because I wouldn't have been able to afford it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like a human being wouldn't be alive if I didn't if you guys didn't employ me for five years and for that especially I am eternally grateful because we literally wouldn't have been able to afford it or if you didn't to have moved to the house that we're now trying to sell because we hated living out there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's one of those things, though, where I, so I'd truly believe this, and this was back in my time in Hollywood where the great ones usually left, like they got picked off by higher paying jobs. [SPEAKER_01]: And when Dan and I started this company, to anybody that was working for us that we actually liked, and we knew that they were gonna stay around for a while. [SPEAKER_01]: We tried to pay them better than everybody else could.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now, in town here, there's only one other person that's paying higher than us and it's Joe Rogan. [SPEAKER_01]: But he's only got one employee. [SPEAKER_01]: Right, it's a shame thing. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's got three technically, but yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is there two, I don't know the other two, actually. [SPEAKER_01]: But with that, I understand it. [SPEAKER_01]: Rogan's making a hundred million here and all that other stuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: But part of it, too, is you don't want to lose your best talents. [SPEAKER_01]: That's why we've always paid people fairly. [SPEAKER_01]: And what they deserve, because you don't want to lose them. [SPEAKER_01]: When you're doing independent shit and, you know, films in Hollywood and everything else, [SPEAKER_01]: The people that were my favorite as soon as the job was over, I was like, they're going to get picked off by somebody super rich and I knew they were going.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think in my career in 26 years, there was only three that did not make it that I thought for sure would be massive superstars in whatever industry there was. [SPEAKER_01]: There was a music supervisor that was really fucking talented. [SPEAKER_01]: There was another art director that I thought was really talented in somebody else. [SPEAKER_01]: But that's it. [SPEAKER_01]: And no matter what you went through or what was going on at home, hungover, not hungover, whatever.

[SPEAKER_01]: Always showed up to work every day, did your job, did it to the best of your fucking capabilities? [SPEAKER_01]: And no one literally no one behind the scenes has ever set a bad word about you and it is extremely rare in this business because let's face it podcasting is now become like a TV show matter fact it's replace TV shows it's on Netflix it's on everywhere you go and it's only expanding [SPEAKER_01]: And a lot of companies reached out to us about video podcasting.

[SPEAKER_01]: So the job of producer in podcasting is becoming really fucking important. [SPEAKER_01]: Now there's another company across town. [SPEAKER_01]: say who they are, they decided to cut all their employees salaries in half and they weren't ants about it. [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of them left, a lot of them are pissed off and if you're pissed off coming to work every day, chances are you don't like it and you're not going to do your best.

[SPEAKER_01]: So that's another reason for it, Bob, it's to be real. [SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, usually it's a member of the group, but after six years, you know, shit, almost half the time we've been on the air for Christ's six, you've been here day in and day out. [SPEAKER_01]: You've always given it your best. [SPEAKER_01]: You've always been a fucking professional. [SPEAKER_01]: Advertisers love you, publishes love you.

[SPEAKER_01]: You set the schedules, you do all the things, and you've become more than just a producer. [SPEAKER_01]: You're essentially a character on the show, and I'm really going to fucking miss you dude, and it sucks. [SPEAKER_01]: Jesse feels the same way, Dan feels the same way. [SPEAKER_01]: All the other shows you help out on it sucks. [SPEAKER_01]: Byron, we don't know you well enough yet since I know if you would suck. [SPEAKER_01]: All this is fair.

[SPEAKER_01]: firing you could suck in here. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we don't know. [SPEAKER_01]: We don't know yet, but Bob has, you know, close to six years under his belts and we greatly appreciate it for real. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, it was a huge fucking leap kind of to do it. [SPEAKER_05]: I think God, I did because I would have gotten laid off from the job I was up before this probably like a year later, I think. [SPEAKER_05]: You're gonna be a flater because my wife is there.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's true. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, 100% that company closed down. [SPEAKER_05]: And this was like, I was going to pay under the table for the first six months. [SPEAKER_05]: It was like literally like you venn-moving me or something every week. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: So it was kind of like, what do we do? [SPEAKER_05]: And Courtney was pregnant. [SPEAKER_05]: So, okay, but it ended up, it ended up working out. [SPEAKER_05]: It's been fucking ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's been a blast. [SPEAKER_05]: I've learned a lot. [SPEAKER_05]: And yeah, yeah, I don't know. [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you for, and thank you for, I mean, for a while you guys were selling ads for us on softcore with huge. [SPEAKER_05]: that definitely help grow the show. [SPEAKER_05]: We'll still be doing so, of course, if you missed my voice, you can listen to that, or subscribe to the Patreon.

[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely, and by the way, we're not moving until, like, I'm completely moving until June 1st, we'll be doing a lot of shows in Wilmington, but Dan will be going back a little bit earlier. [SPEAKER_01]: He's got some stuff, and when he's ready to share it, he will, and... [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be sticking around here trying to get this office move back east, but at the end of the day, we just wanted to move where we were happiest, and it was Wilmingson.

[SPEAKER_01]: We always enjoyed it there. [SPEAKER_01]: Jamie, we always ask our employees to leave with us. [SPEAKER_01]: sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. [SPEAKER_01]: Jamie will be there for a little bit, help and set up the transition and all that other stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: And then we're interviewing people. [SPEAKER_01]: But show goes on as always. [SPEAKER_01]: But for real, we will miss you, ma'am. [SPEAKER_05]: No, I miss this. [SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, two things with that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Honestly, a lot of the decision was just like, we were like, man, we don't know fucking anyone in Wilmington. [SPEAKER_05]: We have no one around, even within like, [SPEAKER_05]: Scary 100 miles scary. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and that was a big big part of it, but I will say Fuck what's the answer is gonna say cuz I would have made like if you guys really like and we're going to Dallas often sucks I'd be like all right, let's pack up. [SPEAKER_05]: Let's go.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's doable Dallas is such a name or two Rock right and went out out there with me for those two arena league games Holy shit. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean it's worse than here the traffic is worse than here man Trying to get anywhere in that city. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I do live down [SPEAKER_03]: Someone in the chat is asking now that you're not going to be with Tetherwall anymore, you're keeping the baby.

[SPEAKER_03]: Great question, by the way. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think we're on the seventh trimester not legal here in Texas, but I guess we could always go to California. [SPEAKER_03]: Huge or combat's legal here. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's true.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: That's incredible. [SPEAKER_05]: Everything from books. [SPEAKER_03]: We shared your thing on the show, and we, your registry or whatever. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe. [SPEAKER_05]: But a lot of people did it totally unprompted. [SPEAKER_05]: GG sent a pack and play, which is like 100 bucks. [SPEAKER_05]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_05]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_05]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_05]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_05]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_05]: It's awesome.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_05]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_05]: I know. [SPEAKER_01]: Because we were kind of making the decision over Christmas and trying to figure it out. [SPEAKER_01]: But also, I don't know if it was possible to be real with you, where, you know, you got to move houses and schools and all that other stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: And once we did it and kind of decided, it was like, okay, cool.

[SPEAKER_01]: And we'll be here, you'll be here until June 1. [SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, you get time. [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like you're leaving tomorrow. [SPEAKER_01]: We don't have to put a gun in your mouth today, but yeah, we just wanted to tell you guys in advance because it is coming up here in a couple months. [SPEAKER_01]: I shit 45 days actually and Dan will be going back and forth in all the other shits and yeah, thank you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now the only problem is with the brosman award, I think you're the first living person to get it. [SPEAKER_05]: All right. [SPEAKER_01]: That's done both well, but no, but you could break the curse, you know, everybody else has died. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, they didn't die as a result of being odd. [SPEAKER_03]: They made it on it on as a result of having died. [SPEAKER_01]: Correct. [SPEAKER_01]: And we don't do it just for that.

[SPEAKER_01]: It just, you know, sometimes it happened, though. [SPEAKER_01]: But for you, and I think the audience would definitely agree on this one, you have been a... [SPEAKER_01]: a character on this show for years and years and years and we'll miss you man for real and it sucks I appreciate it yeah but everything we ask we ask Bob and you know she doesn't go right you want to call us call us you know [SPEAKER_01]: We'll be there. [SPEAKER_01]: No, we'll be there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're still debating on whether Jesse's coming or not Because she can't remember then if I could line earlier two days earlier Christ not after that earlier. [SPEAKER_01]: She might not be coming. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, who's your next show Jesse? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_01]: I just did it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just woke up 12 seconds ago. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: How could I possibly know the answer to that?

[SPEAKER_01]: I take care of the kids You know, I'm a I'm a I'm a state home dad. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm kidding.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kidding [SPEAKER_01]: Now she does all that stuff so she's fried and then she did the audio book as well which is done and then the fucking thing from Amazon so you used to be 24 hours and then we're like hey this could take up to 10 days and I'm like if it does I will kill you what could possibly take up to 10 days I don't know what sure it's not like stolen or something maybe no, but if he's thing are copyright infringement

[SPEAKER_01]: they have AI now and so like it's very fast when you can upload the files they'll tell you something's wrong with the file less than 30 seconds and it's like files are uploaded everything's uploaded we're all good here just sell the content book but uh... yet it's done uh... so and then bobs in it bobs actually in the book so are you so's right by our internet as well to um... so yeah it's it's fucking done there's a lab and celebrities in it and then uh... one that i license uh... i can tell you now who that is

[SPEAKER_01]: It's a dead one, but it's one of my favorites. [SPEAKER_01]: It's Bert Reynolds. [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe they're checking with his estate on this. [SPEAKER_01]: That could be the thing Checking with the Bert Reynolds estate, but I already paid for it. [SPEAKER_01]: So fuck off Just release the goddamn book. [SPEAKER_01]: So Bert Reynolds is actually in the book.

[SPEAKER_01]: The other 11 celebrities They signed NDA's they were like, hey, we love you and we like working with you And this is fucking hilarious in the crazy shit of all time, but [SPEAKER_01]: God damn it is not the time in Hollywood to come out with something aggressive right now and if you could just not mention our names and I said yes, obviously, but you can guess them very very easily, I think.

[SPEAKER_01]: So when you listen to the new audio book, the final inch, when it comes out, you'll know who it is, I think. [SPEAKER_01]: There's a couple of hidden gems who are in there where there are character actors who are friends of mine that you're going to be like, wait, is that so and so? [SPEAKER_01]: Just ask me privately, I can't answer online and then I'll tell you the other [SPEAKER_01]: He's asking me in real life. [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I ask. [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I ask.

[SPEAKER_01]: You were talking about this blackout thing before we got on air today. [SPEAKER_01]: What is it? [SPEAKER_03]: Um, yeah, I found I was just, I don't know why I even stumbled across this. [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody posted it on something on Twitter and I looked it up and I went down this rabbit hole and it's, [SPEAKER_03]: just a bunch of reprobate nonsense. [SPEAKER_03]: People, confessions on Reddit of people who have blacked out in the weird shit that's happened.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that, hey, that's where they say that. [SPEAKER_01]: So in Ross Patterson Revolution this morning, there was a weird blackout story that's chick Ruby Rose told. [SPEAKER_03]: I guess she's the one where Lady Perry dragged their fucking snatch across her. [SPEAKER_01]: She said she pulled her underwear to the side, pulled out her pussy at a nightclub and then drug her pussy across her face. [SPEAKER_01]: And the girl claims she was so grossed out by it.

[SPEAKER_01]: She projectile vomited all over Katy Perry. [SPEAKER_01]: Now look, Katy, I don't agree with Katy Perry's politics. [SPEAKER_01]: or certainly who she's dating with Justin Trudeau and they were Coachella. [SPEAKER_01]: That's over weekend. [SPEAKER_03]: I thought they broke up. [SPEAKER_01]: No, they're Coachella this weekend yesterday. [SPEAKER_01]: And you can't argue that Katie Perry isn't hot though. [SPEAKER_01]: Like that's crazy.

[SPEAKER_01]: That's a crazy statement to make. [SPEAKER_01]: And if Katie Perry dragged her rich pussy across your face, [SPEAKER_01]: you'd probably be fine with it at the end of the day. [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't believe this, this girl's story. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean Ruby Rose is pretty. [SPEAKER_01]: She is, but so it's Katy Perry. [SPEAKER_01]: And Ruby Rose is a lesbian. [SPEAKER_01]: Is there a hotter girl to rub their pussy across your face?

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, she may not be, what kind of women does Ruby Rose like? [SPEAKER_03]: Cause that's a great question. [SPEAKER_03]: She liked the middle-aged, dumpy lesbian, like the same one. [SPEAKER_03]: They got the same haircut. [SPEAKER_03]: Draw the same, baby. [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe because of the most annoying people in the world. [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see, yeah, let's see her. [SPEAKER_01]: This is her axe. [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see it. [SPEAKER_01]: That's not bad.

[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean partner? [SPEAKER_01]: Are they in business together? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they are. [SPEAKER_01]: And they've got a lotion cream cream company together, wouldn't it? [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck did that just call it? [SPEAKER_03]: Um, yeah, this, this never happened. [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I don't think it ever happened once. [SPEAKER_03]: Because she's like, she's, she's end up pretty, other pretty lesbians. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, definitely gonna happen.

[SPEAKER_03]: You'd be ants if Katy Perry drug her. [SPEAKER_03]: Steins trench. [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what it's called? [SPEAKER_01]: I like it if that's not really rolling on that. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, is that new? [SPEAKER_01]: That works for me. [SPEAKER_01]: I like it. [SPEAKER_01]: That's never heard of before. [SPEAKER_01]: That's great. [SPEAKER_01]: Shit. [SPEAKER_01]: Fucking trademark that today for Chris.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but Katy Perry rubbing their post in your cross your face when you're blacked out. [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry. [SPEAKER_01]: That'd be the greatest blackout story of all of us. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but she wasn't blacked out. [SPEAKER_03]: She was hanging out in the club somewhere. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, she's just was blacked out. [SPEAKER_03]: The club then, how does she know that that happened? [SPEAKER_03]: She came to, you know, Paris.

[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no. [SPEAKER_03]: Pussy was interface. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't, you don't come to you from blacking out and projectile vomit as a result of a pussy being in your face. [SPEAKER_03]: I agree. [SPEAKER_01]: It's not, none of that shit ever happened. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so either. [SPEAKER_01]: So that's where I live, but what are your worst blackout stories on there? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_03]: I only get a hangover really if I black out like I've got to go that hard same It's been a while and I mean when I say hangover, I mean any kind of negative For sure like I don't get the body aches or the headaches or that shit I think a lot of water though. [SPEAKER_01]: You talking about it even makes me want to have a hearty assessor So go ahead read the first one there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, this is just mind personally the last time I blacked out [SPEAKER_03]: was New Year's in 2013. [SPEAKER_03]: I just moved to Oakland, or a couple months earlier, and I went back to Madison, Wisconsin, hang out with some buddies. [SPEAKER_03]: And it was constant parties. [SPEAKER_03]: Madison especially. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: That's like the number one drinking city I've ever lived in.

[SPEAKER_01]: We're trying to get there, and everybody asks of like, why can't you get on all 50 states? [SPEAKER_01]: It's too to take so much fucking money. [SPEAKER_01]: Growth takes a lot of goddamn money. [SPEAKER_01]: That's all we're about what we're meeting with investors all the time. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: It's to grow. [SPEAKER_01]: It takes a lot of fucking money. [SPEAKER_01]: We're trying to get him Wisconsin. [SPEAKER_01]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So, I was, I stayed with my buddy, Alex, who used to be my neighbor. [SPEAKER_03]: I used to live in the apartment. [SPEAKER_03]: I was a condo, so I lived in the condo above him. [SPEAKER_03]: Went back and we just got fucking wrecked. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay? [SPEAKER_03]: And I mean, just like biblical wrecked. [SPEAKER_03]: What was it off of? [SPEAKER_03]: Was it shots? [SPEAKER_03]: everything. [SPEAKER_03]: Everything.

[SPEAKER_03]: We started out at a house party at my friends and with wine. [SPEAKER_03]: We started with wine. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Drink a red wine, end it up at a bar, shots. [SPEAKER_03]: You can't start with red wine ever ever in this life. [SPEAKER_05]: That needs to be a self-contained. [SPEAKER_05]: It's sure that's ringing. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can't.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because of the sulfides, once you start dumping extra alcohol and I didn't eat, I had like snacks at the bar so I was fucked. [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was. [SPEAKER_03]: So, we just fucking got wrecked.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I slept in his bathroom for probably about... [SPEAKER_03]: 14 hours and slept is like I would wake up intermittently vomit everywhere go back to sleep in my own vomit I was just in the floor in that bathroom fucked for I don't know [SPEAKER_03]: However long that was for now is probably and then I didn't have to be back to California for like three days. [SPEAKER_03]: So he and I sat on his couch and ordered food with his wife or a girlfriend.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if they were married yet or not. [SPEAKER_03]: But just sat on his couch with his little weird fucking whip it, you know what that is? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: high's draft pussy for two days eating junk food. [SPEAKER_03]: That was, and I recovered eventually, but yeah, I mean, that's, not super expensive. [SPEAKER_01]: A few days to hang over.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, I've never had one last more than a day. [SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't, I couldn't fucking, I was, it was rough. [SPEAKER_01]: Really? [SPEAKER_03]: That was 13 years ago, so I was 32 at the time. [SPEAKER_03]: So I mean, right after, right around somewhere between 28 and 32 is where it really starts to affect you. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so that was pretty rough for me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm, let's see, the worst, I'll tell you the worst listener one, the worst listener one. [SPEAKER_01]: We told this one a couple of times. [SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna do the shit everywhere, the shit everywhere, dude. [SPEAKER_01]: It was still the worst one we've ever had and all these years are doing the show. [SPEAKER_01]: The guy that shit himself and then tried to clean out the shit of his own pants and then it ended up on the toilet seats.

[SPEAKER_01]: was awful and Bob I don't I don't know and then they all got in a truck together and there was a multi-hour car ride after that So he must have just like Galveston just a four and a half out of five out of drive his buddy drove him and his buddy said he didn't wake up So who fucking knows, but that was an awful one. [SPEAKER_01]: I was yours, Bob [SPEAKER_05]: Um, so I, there's two that I can, I, there's one where I don't remember what I did.

[SPEAKER_05]: I just remember how I was found. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: I'll do that one second. [SPEAKER_05]: The first one was, um, my buddy, who actually listens to his show sometimes, uh, his parents used to have a layhouse. [SPEAKER_03]: What's his name in a dress? [SPEAKER_03]: What's his search? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and where does his name, the name of his employer also? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: He, his parents had a lake house, and it was one summer in college.

[SPEAKER_05]: There's actually somewhere where I was rushed to share for the fraternity, which means I had a for all intents and purposes company credit card.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it was me and him and our friend, this girl who we were friends with, and we went down to the lake house with his parents and his little brother, and we were all in college and I don't know if she was 21, but I go to the fucking gas station up the road, this is in Bonter, Missouri, so fucking tiny towns, where Missouri executes his prisoners.

[SPEAKER_05]: We go, we buy a shit ton of beer and cigarettes because of smoke cigarettes at the time and by the end of the night the three of us had personally I think put away about 70 beers and I know I for sure smoke two full packs of cigarettes. [SPEAKER_05]: the next day, like our parents were so fucking disgusted with us. [SPEAKER_05]: The next day was just like, nothing happened, but it was just a living hell.

[SPEAKER_05]: Like that was the worst hangover ever had in my life, two date, and I was 20 at the time. [SPEAKER_05]: Also one time in college, I don't know what I did. [SPEAKER_05]: I just ruined out and drank like a normal college night. [SPEAKER_05]: I've blacked out, and my roommate just walks in. [SPEAKER_05]: I wake up, I wake up to this essentially. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm standing in the corner of the room, [SPEAKER_05]: as he's flashing the lights trying to get me to come to.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay, that's a, that's a, that's a big boy story. [SPEAKER_01]: Mine, mine involved almost dying. [SPEAKER_01]: It was near death. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I've told this story in the show. [SPEAKER_01]: I think I have, but I was in Mexico for spring break. [SPEAKER_01]: We went to a club, got super fucked up, and actually, she was big at the time.

[SPEAKER_01]: So, I don't know when you drink in, but then, you know, somebody gives you something actually, you're like, right cool, and I don't know anything about, I would never under any circumstances do drugs. [SPEAKER_01]: You know, of course not. [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, you're different than all of them. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're different, man. [SPEAKER_01]: And for me, there was, do you guys remember GHB, it was a big at the time?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I used to, well, I used to drink something called blue nitro. [SPEAKER_03]: You like a cup of cap a couple of drops in water. [SPEAKER_03]: That's it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then you get like a good pump to work out But if you take a cap of it, you get kind of fucked up. [SPEAKER_03]: You take two caps then you're not annihilated. [SPEAKER_03]: You take three then you black out. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, basically.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's the same thing same thing So we're this club my buddies was very very rich still is very rich and not rich enough to help me you fucker [SPEAKER_01]: with these listening. [SPEAKER_01]: But anyways, girls are there. [SPEAKER_01]: I've ever just partying about, I got a private table and all that other fun shits, is you do in college and there was a bottle that looked like this. [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't call to this, but it had the wrapping ripped off the top of it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I thought it was water, because I was getting dehydrated towards the end of the night. [SPEAKER_01]: took a massive, massive swig of it, and drank a quarter of the bottle, and as soon as it hit the back of my throat, it was GHB. [SPEAKER_01]: And I knew my friends had brought it, so it wasn't like I was druged or anything else. [SPEAKER_01]: It was drugged on a different occasion by gay dude, but let me talk about that later.

[SPEAKER_01]: And drank it, and I immediately, luckily I was with my friends who were still, you know, my college friends, they're still friends of this day, and I grabbed them [SPEAKER_01]: I actually need a string that half the GHP. [SPEAKER_01]: And he was, are you fucking kidding? [SPEAKER_01]: And I go, no, I thought it was water. [SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't paying attention, I'm super fucked up. [SPEAKER_01]: And I go, this is going to be any minute now that I'm out and we all know this.

[SPEAKER_01]: Luckily, I had good friends with me. [SPEAKER_01]: And they got me out of there, foaming at the mouth, all over their shits, completely blacked out. [SPEAKER_01]: And they get me back to the hotel. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, we're in Mexico. [SPEAKER_01]: The hotel did not want any responsibility for my death.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so they brought out the some weird lawyer and everything and made my friends sign off on all this shit and they were like, look, you can't take them to a hospital, we've got to stay with them, we don't trust you guys and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

[SPEAKER_01]: Luckily, luckily, one of my best friends was majoring in international law, spoke perfect Spanish, and convinced these guys and he was in law school to get a contract sign it. [SPEAKER_01]: We would sign off on him, some wasn't the hotel's responsibility. [SPEAKER_01]: They pinned down my arms and legs for five hours, and this is good friends. [SPEAKER_01]: And woke up, and I didn't, that's the weird thing about GHB. [SPEAKER_01]: There is no hangover.

[SPEAKER_01]: You wake right up. [SPEAKER_01]: Just don't remember. [SPEAKER_01]: And you don't remember anything. [SPEAKER_01]: And so they had to recount this story to me. [SPEAKER_01]: And my buddies were like, you don't remember anything. [SPEAKER_01]: They don't remember being wheeled out in a wooden, it was made of wood. [SPEAKER_01]: Mexican wheelchair. [SPEAKER_01]: The wheels were made of wood. [SPEAKER_01]: The back was made of wood, everything, and that's all they had.

[SPEAKER_03]: I kind of want one of those. [SPEAKER_03]: Is that weird? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a riot. [SPEAKER_03]: Is that that's the one that's the one FDR used? [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, it was that old. [SPEAKER_01]: It was fucking sick. [SPEAKER_01]: And that's the only one they had. [SPEAKER_01]: And it was that old. [SPEAKER_03]: And I believe it also had machine guns on the side. [SPEAKER_03]: I could be confusing that with a move. [SPEAKER_01]: FDR American badass.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just sold that to Toby. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't be up on Toby soon. [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, they luckily had taken care of me and all that other shit. [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't remember any of it blacked out. [SPEAKER_01]: And then the weirdest thing is because you don't have a hangover. [SPEAKER_01]: And we were on like day three of Spring Break. [SPEAKER_01]: had a thing of water. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you just keep it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's no point.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, like, there's no, you started drinking it. [SPEAKER_03]: What, once you're awake again, it's out of your system. [SPEAKER_03]: So there's no point in fucking... [SPEAKER_01]: Crying or talking or dunk. [SPEAKER_01]: You know, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Let's, we still got work to do here, boys. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: And started party and again, and... Now, I also wanted to make my friends feel like it was okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, hey, dude, I'm not going to ruin fucking spring break because I was at jackass. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, let me, because it was our, but I knew it was ours. [SPEAKER_01]: So like, as soon as I grabbed it, I was like, [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, I grabbed the wrong bottle, I'm sorry. [SPEAKER_03]: You got to get a child block on that bottle, just so you take a little bit of time. [SPEAKER_01]: I know. [SPEAKER_01]: I know, and I didn't, and it twisted right off.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think it was just like a water bottle next to me. [SPEAKER_03]: Surviving Tommy for when you says he woke up and his ass hurt from being held down by his buddies. [SPEAKER_03]: Why? [SPEAKER_01]: With why was your asshole being hurt?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I did get drug by a gay dude at a A place called Garden of Eden in LA and same thing it was after that incident So I knew what had happened and I walked I luckily only I lived like two blocks away from this fucking place in LA And I was able to walk home in my own but if you're asking how I knew that it was this dude [SPEAKER_01]: We were the only people in there, and we were celebrating my buddy's birthday party. [SPEAKER_01]: They had rendered it out.

[SPEAKER_01]: That was the only guy that we did not know, and I was just like, there's no way. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: But the shitty part about it was I had to go, he didn't work there anymore, so you can say this. [SPEAKER_01]: I did a movie for this dude who was the executive of Warner Brothers Top Dog, the guy. [SPEAKER_01]: And the next day, I'd go to a child's party. [SPEAKER_01]: His child's birthday party, and I was throwing up every five minutes.

[SPEAKER_01]: and i told him i was sick and i just said hey man i'm not really feeling that well so forgive me uh... got some food poisoning or something i didn't want to tell me a drug by a gay dude at a bar uh... for throwing up but it was back in the early days of hollywood where everybody was going to the bathroom every five minutes

[SPEAKER_01]: He must, I never got another movie from this guy again, and he must have thought, looking back on it, that I was doing cocaine at his five-year-olds birthday party over and over and over and over again, because I kept going to the bathroom and I kept like blowing my nose, but I was blowing my nose because I was throwing up so much.

[SPEAKER_01]: It had nothing to do with that or this, so the other, and it took me years to figure out why this guy never hired me again, and then as soon as it dawned on me, I was like, [SPEAKER_01]: They were doing cocaine at my childhood birthday party at five years old, over and over and over again. [SPEAKER_01]: That's ridiculous. [SPEAKER_01]: In the middle of the afternoon, it was one o'clock in the afternoon. [SPEAKER_03]: Sure. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a bit much.

[SPEAKER_01]: And to this day, Greg, if you're watching, that was not what happened, dude. [SPEAKER_01]: I got drug by a gay guy who wanted to rape me. [SPEAKER_01]: And luckily, I was unraped. [SPEAKER_01]: You don't know what he wanted to do. [SPEAKER_01]: I was unraped. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, come on, you're not, you're not drugging somebody just to put your wiener in their mouth. [SPEAKER_01]: That's not a thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, maybe he had, maybe he was shooting a, uh, a film that he didn't want to pay you. [SPEAKER_03]: A gummy blow job? [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, it was the gang guy at the bar, dude. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no. [SPEAKER_01]: What if he was up against you? [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I mean, he was really tough. [SPEAKER_01]: He was really flirty every time he went to the bar. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, and I was just like, Yeah, it's trying to get you to pay him money.

[SPEAKER_01]: I, but then also, probably, but fuck me at the end of the night. [SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, luckily, uh, I recognized when it happened because I'd gone through it before, and I got the fuck out of there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Diana Rassini just resigned from the athletic not a huge shock now now back to black and out so i what i've done is i've curated a number of fun stories we can discuss but also both in the the comments on patreon on our socials because we'll post clips of this and then also if you as somebody wants to start [SPEAKER_03]: with Thread and Drinking Bros and just talk about your favorite blackout. [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's a totally funny story.

[SPEAKER_03]: So do I. I think these stories are really funny. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you know. [SPEAKER_01]: Thankfully, not a mine have been tragic. [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's all for like the there, but for the grace of God, go I sorts of situations. [SPEAKER_03]: Like I can't, sometimes I, [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, a son of Candace about this the other day. [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I think back to our use like how the fuck are we alive? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the amount we've done so much stupid shit. [SPEAKER_05]: I know that times I've wanted around the city blackout drunk me and my buddy who's in this city. [SPEAKER_03]: You said. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah And with the hate with the rating Street Ripper, you're the dude Bob that I got murdered. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, raped and murdered. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Well, who cares about A when B happens? [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean? [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, if A happened first if I got raped and murdered, I'd be so pissed off. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, murderer then raped me. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to know that I'm getting raped. [SPEAKER_01]: You know, murder me first. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's not something that's based on the trash. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I used to joke when I was like, man, I will say this about Austin. [SPEAKER_05]: Like, people have talked about, oh, this crime is homeless people. [SPEAKER_05]: We literally like talked about how like if we were walking around this blackout drunk in most downtowns, we would have died by now.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yep. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Austin downtown is remarkably safe and and by the way, it's all one area in the cops kind of have a cordon on the cops who are tossed in PD For as much shit as they take from fucking liberals out here is really fucking good and my first movie was we shot here in 2000 Bob so six treat has always been six treat all that of the shit and I've never had one [SPEAKER_01]: Fucking issue. [SPEAKER_00]: I will stop. [SPEAKER_01]: We're always cold.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, I wouldn't really go down there. [SPEAKER_01]: But is it that or is it your age? [SPEAKER_01]: Cause I just had this. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it was it would be nights where it would be real like so man. [SPEAKER_05]: You did not want to go down a dirty six during like the X games were here for like three years. [SPEAKER_05]: Any time in the SKs, you don't want to go down for that shit. [SPEAKER_05]: South by was usually okay, like, packed, but okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Halloween night on 36 was a fuck. [SPEAKER_05]: Always a fucking mess. [SPEAKER_05]: You want to do a void typically on that night as well. [SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, for the most part though, like, and we were just like, we would have been fucking murdered in like any other city by now. [SPEAKER_05]: Even Dallas, like you just would have been fucking killed. [SPEAKER_05]: We were just, we were in coherence, so many nights. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, and it's changed.

[SPEAKER_01]: Everything is changed now, and it sucks. [SPEAKER_01]: But also, it told you, like, and I always tell my kids this too, because the other thing with having kids is your fearful of what's going to happen to them. [SPEAKER_01]: But also, hoping they learn just enough, and they have really good friends that will get them out of those situations, the same way you and I and our friends got us out of these situations, [SPEAKER_01]: That's something you pray for too.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't just pray for them to be good kids. [SPEAKER_01]: But then if you do fucked up shit, have some good enough friends that take care of you along the way. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we've done some, I mean, Jared and I could fucking sit here for a couple of days and tell stories. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I like the dumb shit we've done. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we had a party over the house one day. [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't know why this habit was such a random occurrence.

[SPEAKER_03]: such a it was so random. [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't make any sense because we were it wasn't like we were in a highly traffic the area. [SPEAKER_03]: But we were sitting inside and somebody drove by these kids drove by and started throwing rocks at the windows of the house, right? [SPEAKER_03]: And you have a we had been back from war from maybe a month. [SPEAKER_03]: And [SPEAKER_03]: There were two SUVs sitting outside. [SPEAKER_03]: We're fucking hammered.

[SPEAKER_03]: And Rockstar hit in the windows. [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, no discussion happened. [SPEAKER_03]: Six dudes were in SUVs chasing these kids on bikes down the road. [SPEAKER_03]: And they were far away. [SPEAKER_03]: So we were catching up to them. [SPEAKER_03]: And then there was a big chain link fence. [SPEAKER_03]: And they were trying to climb over it. [SPEAKER_03]: And we did not allow them to climb over it. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll see that.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, and then we all just kind of pause. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, what were we doing? [SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna get the fuck out of here. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, stupid, our house is right over there. [SPEAKER_03]: We got the fuck out of here. [SPEAKER_03]: But anyways, let us know your fucked up stores because I find them funny, especially the weird and gross ones.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you can share the tragic ones too, hopefully there aren't any, but... Yeah, hopefully there are not. [SPEAKER_01]: Did I see that, then I thought I got mine fucked by David Copperfield? [SPEAKER_01]: Did he rape you? [SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean, what? [SPEAKER_03]: No, but, like... [SPEAKER_03]: So, I really really worry about that with Copperfield. [SPEAKER_03]: Chris Angel would probably... [SPEAKER_03]: put something in your butt. [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, all the things.

[SPEAKER_01]: Dave, there was, there's always been smoke with David Blaine, but I was going to say, oh, David Blaine too, yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: David Blaine, what David Blaine wouldn't put his penis in your bottom, you would wake up, and then David Blaine's entire body would emerge from your rectum. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that would be hard for that. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I have time for that. [SPEAKER_01]: That would be part of the bit.

[SPEAKER_01]: Bob, pull up David Copperfield and Claudia Schiffer. [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, do you remember her the supermodel from the late 90s? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, also it wasn't David Copperfield on the Epstein was and now he got canceled So this all makes sense So pop up a picture of the two of them pop up a good one. [SPEAKER_01]: She's show how hot she actually is In real life. [SPEAKER_01]: It's just blinding. [SPEAKER_01]: We were just like, oh, okay cool.

[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't even seem like a real person So one night she was sitting by herself. [SPEAKER_01]: I get caught up in it and I was like I Had had a few drinks in New York and I was like I'm gonna go ahead and shoot my shot here and then Copperfield walked over to the table

[SPEAKER_01]: He never said he didn't say one word to me and he just kind of squittled his fingers like this and then he just stared at me And it looked like it felt like he was looking through my soul like the back of my head and I just walked away and I was like man I felt like that guy could kill me with his fucking eyes dude But I was so black out.

[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't fucking know and I was just like yeah I'm a college kid who could fucking hit on Claudia Schiffer not a goddamn prayer was that gonna happen and they were together for a while

[SPEAKER_01]: But there was something weird and David Copperfield's eyes where there's some people you meet in this life where you're like Something's up dude like and yeah, he was still a famous music our magician and all that other shit But there's something in people's eyes when you meet them where you're like you feel like you're from a different planet He was one of those people to me. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean he is Jewish is he? [SPEAKER_03]: This is the last thing that he's confused.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's in Ashkenazi. [SPEAKER_01]: Is he really? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, of course he is. [SPEAKER_01]: Come on. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: He's in entertainment. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's the fucking Jews, man. [SPEAKER_01]: It always is. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm kidding. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so here's, I've got a couple of stories that I thought were really funny that we can share. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, this one's titled Denny's Piss and Public Shitting Hall of Fame.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh. [SPEAKER_00]: Denny says that's a whole thing placed a black out in by the way. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, I would Denny's just safer than waffle house if you black out in Denny's you might go to jail if you black out on waffle house You might die. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you can get murdered. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're probably not going to jail though because the cops won't show up I've got a fight of waffle house.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've never gotten a fight of Denny's ever in my life. [SPEAKER_03]: No, okay, so here we go [SPEAKER_03]: I was thrown out of Denny's pissed on two of the three guys I was hanging out with while we were in the huddle in a huddle. [SPEAKER_03]: They chased me back to the apartment with their decks out trying to piss on me.

[SPEAKER_03]: I somehow managed not to get pissed on, I woke up in my friend's hall with no clothes, a towel over me and a fashion of a sheet being draped over a dead body. [SPEAKER_03]: Couldn't find clothes, so I sobered up and drove home. [SPEAKER_03]: Notice the stairs in the old, never drink to the kids. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's a good story. [SPEAKER_03]: That's a good one, dude.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God. [SPEAKER_03]: Here's another one called Bar floor sex with the married gun nut bartender. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So my company will often put me in a hotel for like a year while we do a construction job. [SPEAKER_03]: This is a construction person. [SPEAKER_03]: Hangin' out at the local bar where I'm a regular. [SPEAKER_03]: One morning I wake up, the last thing I remember is talking to the female bartender. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm completely naked and bed.

[SPEAKER_03]: All day I keep getting whiffs of a girl's neather regions off my mustache and beard. [SPEAKER_03]: that night I ask her what's up and she's like you don't remember and like apparently we we had sex on the bar floor and then stumbled back to my place for round two. [SPEAKER_03]: The rough part is that she was married to this absolute psycho of a gunnut who definitely would have hunted me down and shot me. [SPEAKER_01]: God damn it too.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you were stayed one of those places? [SPEAKER_03]: The extended state things. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah but only [SPEAKER_03]: out of necessity, because there was nothing else to book in the area. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'd never for like an extended period of time. [SPEAKER_01]: That's what happened to me when my house flooded during that once in a lifetime storm that we have here every single year in Texas. [SPEAKER_01]: That flooded my first floor.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had to stay in one of those extended stays for I think close to three months Well, they remodel the house and granted me insurance pay for it, but I got to hang out with all those people that you just described and nothing and They don't give a Fuck dude. [SPEAKER_01]: They'll drink anything. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah doesn't matter what it is. [SPEAKER_01]: They'll fuck anything.

[SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't matter what it is like Those dudes are essentially on a year-long vacation in a hotel [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's like, if you can imagine what brothels on the avantine in Rome would have been like in the first century BC. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I expect. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like all crime. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: All fucking horrors, all the drugs and booze, and just like more or less lawless behavior, but it all seems to take care of itself somehow.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's like a little on-clave of anarchy that seems to work out. [SPEAKER_03]: You can't really scale that, but it works in that area. [SPEAKER_03]: This one's called accidentally kidnapped a random dude thinking he was an Uber, okay, which is this already is a great story. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so we all go outside as a group and hail a few cabs, finally a car slows down my friend who was sick runs and jumps into the back seat.

[SPEAKER_03]: This leads three of my other friends to pile into the back seat as well. [SPEAKER_03]: I hop into the front and ask him, hey man, you know where the merriot is, I'll make it worth your while. [SPEAKER_03]: The dude, the dude looks super confused and my friend at the back seat is like, what the fuck man, you don't know where a hotel is? [SPEAKER_03]: This is the worst cab ever and starts hockin' luggies on the ground floor window and everywhere else.

[SPEAKER_03]: Too long didn't read, I'm knowingly kidnapped a random guy driving down the street and forced him to drive friends and I to our hotel. [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I think I've done this. [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't fucking spit in the guy's car, but I 100% got in the car thinking it was an Uber and it wasn't and made the person drive me somewhere. [SPEAKER_01]: I, by the, by the, by Ryan, that's not what we meant by Ryan by the way. [SPEAKER_01]: I met you through last row Lopez.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yep. [SPEAKER_01]: Last row Lopez. [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know I met him? [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I think so. [SPEAKER_04]: Is that an event? [SPEAKER_01]: Nope. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, we, we were there for an event. [SPEAKER_01]: And then afterwards, I was driving home by myself. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, they could not get out of, I think it was the University of Texas game. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, there was no cabs, there was no Uber. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, then he's the one we blocked out there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: And then, um, fucking last row, uh, was screaming at me through the window and he goes, he goes, drink it, bro. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a drinker, bro. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a fucking drinker, bro. [SPEAKER_01]: So I rolled down the windows like what's up, dude.

[SPEAKER_01]: And, uh, and he goes, hey, man, uh, [SPEAKER_01]: Fucking love the show whatever knows like where you guys go in and they go We don't know we can't find a fucking ride anywhere and I was like well can drink a bro's never leave anybody behind So he and his buddy he got in my car and I drove them into the city That's how I met last row Lopez to Scott's a treasure he's the best god. [SPEAKER_01]: I love that but like I didn't know I'm and imagine picking up Last row Lopez.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, imagine well here's this just fight looks so long. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll set the scene for you I was a little drunk and it was still [SPEAKER_03]: daytime. [SPEAKER_03]: I think you got a hotel. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, I'm talking about this a separate situation. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, I did that day for that Texas game. [SPEAKER_03]: I just got a hotel. [SPEAKER_03]: You got a hotel and I slept for like six hours and then went home. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, got a smart.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was smart. [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, this one I was in Seattle. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, and it was daytime. [SPEAKER_03]: I was I was day drinking on this Saturday or Sunday I can't remember to get fucking wrecked right first started a winery again Most of my problems start with wine and then heading into hard out you will love wine. [SPEAKER_03]: I do.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I start I was at a winery We're doing some event in the morning and then left went downtown hanging out And I'm starting to get wrecked Everybody's like all right cool. [SPEAKER_03]: See you guys tomorrow. [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever the fuck Um, it's like all right

[SPEAKER_03]: some stand-around trying to get a cab and I just can't it's it probably was 12 seconds but I got fed up um and I'm just like hailing any car that looks like anything and somebody stopped I guess they thought that I was having an emergency or something I don't know why you would stop to be honest people like if I saw somebody waving their arms on the side of the road I assumed they're crazy yeah and I'm definitely not stopping I mean either this mother fucker stopped and it's an Asian dude and you can imagine like I don't

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't look crazy necessarily, but I don't look pleasant either. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Certainly. [SPEAKER_03]: I know that. [SPEAKER_03]: So I get into this, I just open the car, open the door and get into this guy's car. [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like an old Nissan or some shit. [SPEAKER_03]: I remember early 2000's Nissan. [SPEAKER_03]: And I get in. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, can you take me out my hotel? [SPEAKER_03]: It's this.

[SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, okay, okay, and I'm like, this guy doesn't seem very confident at all. [SPEAKER_03]: And you can imagine, nothing really crazy happened. [SPEAKER_03]: He dropped me off of my hotel. [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, how much he goes, what do you mean? [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, how much I owe you? [SPEAKER_03]: It's a cab, right? [SPEAKER_03]: He goes, oh, no, I'm not a cab. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

[SPEAKER_01]: It's just a nice, good Samaritan thing. [SPEAKER_03]: I guess, but like, you can imagine what he must have been [SPEAKER_03]: I am a nice person, but I don't look like it, and I don't sound like it either. [SPEAKER_03]: The way that I communicate is not very friendly. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm abrupt, I've got this voice, I don't make any facial expressions. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So this guy definitely thought he was going to die. [SPEAKER_02]: And he just was okay with it.

[SPEAKER_03]: So that makes me think he was just driving around town looking for murderers, and in Seattle and you're like, pretty, I mean, there's a good chance that you're going to find one, right? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: All those gloomy cities in the Pacific Northwest, that's where a lot of our serial killers come from. [SPEAKER_05]: They have Washington's right with them.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Washington and Oregon both are just talking about the co-ed killers from Oregon, right? [SPEAKER_01]: I think so. [SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't he from Oregon? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Dommers from Washington. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he does Dom or Warden too. [SPEAKER_01]: Dom, I remember freshman year, he went to Ohio State. [SPEAKER_03]: The co-ed guy was Kell and Paul. [SPEAKER_01]: Head caliper down.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Ed Kemper was Kell and people all through Oregon and Washington, but I think he was from Oregon. [SPEAKER_05]: He was born in California. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: And he was actually, I think it was in jail in California, but I think you're right about the emergency. [SPEAKER_03]: At any rate, yeah, I'm pretty sure there was just like some weird Asian kid who, I don't know if he got a B on a fucking math test in college or what happened, but he wanted to die.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's fucking yeah, and it's I mean, that's I'll never forget that. [SPEAKER_03]: That's one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me I still don't understand what happened to this day. [SPEAKER_03]: I still don't I can't I cannot contextualize what happened? [SPEAKER_03]: I There's no fucking way that any of us would ever do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I would I would do it because I don't give a shit nobody's gonna come at me Right, right kill that guy, right, but a normal fucking man with a family is not doing that no that's a weird thing Man, you don't take risks like that and this guy just clearly wanted to die [SPEAKER_01]: It is, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I remember, uh, I remember the most expensive cab I ever had was, uh, $418. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember that story that, uh, street bike Tommy told us?

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, he and, uh, uh, uh, uh, traveling all the guys were down in TJ. [SPEAKER_03]: And he kept, he blacked out. [SPEAKER_03]: They were at that hotel in TJ. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's a couple of ones. [SPEAKER_01]: I hate that. [SPEAKER_01]: Every time somebody brings up that city, I hate it. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I had a bad experience.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [UNKNOWN]: So he, [SPEAKER_03]: was wandering around and couldn't find anybody because oh, I guess everybody left. [SPEAKER_03]: So he got a cab from TJ back to San Diego. [SPEAKER_03]: And then got there and realized, oh, somebody called somebody a text to them or called him while he was on the way there and like, hey, we're still at the hotel where the fuck are you? [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, oh, shit, so he took a cab back from seeing you go to TJ.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like four or five hours worth of being in the cabs. [SPEAKER_03]: And who knows how much that cost? [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's the traffic. [SPEAKER_01]: So, San Diego's not that far from TJ. [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's not the traffic. [SPEAKER_01]: It's the only, it's the traffic that fucking gets you. [SPEAKER_01]: Because everybody stuck at the border there. [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I get a $118 cab. [SPEAKER_01]: I was in Park City, Utah. [SPEAKER_01]: I was there for Sundance.

[SPEAKER_01]: And everybody kept talking about the altitude signal. [SPEAKER_03]: That was surge pricing before a surge pricing. [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no. [SPEAKER_01]: This was purely me. [SPEAKER_01]: And I have to take responsibility for it. [SPEAKER_01]: I did not know about altitude sickness. [SPEAKER_01]: They would warn us before we would go in there, but I'd never been to Utah. [SPEAKER_01]: So I show up there. [SPEAKER_01]: It's the first night. [SPEAKER_01]: I want to rage.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm clean was already there. [SPEAKER_01]: Watch out for the altitude sickness. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like fuck you do it I party like as bullshit and at regional nights and Blacked out don't remember anything. [SPEAKER_01]: I remember pissing all over the coat rack But every celebrity's coat.

[SPEAKER_01]: There is he dragged me out of there and put me in a cab But I couldn't it's my first day so I didn't know where I was staying and so If you're wondering why I know it was for an rate of $18 It was on a credit card I got that thing on my phone the text on my phone the next day and all the other shit when I talked to clean I was like, oh, what what the fuck happened last night like [SPEAKER_01]: because dude, he got out the suit sickness.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I could have told you what was going to happen. [SPEAKER_01]: And right, he blacked out. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, Jesus Christ, and I go, dude, I'm going to foreign $18 cab ride. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, we're not staying that far. [SPEAKER_01]: How far was the party we were at? [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, dude, you couldn't even tell him where you were staying at. [SPEAKER_01]: So I go, how did he find out?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, he went through your phone list of recent calls. [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, by the time he got to me, [SPEAKER_01]: I remembered where you were staying at and I told him, uh, but he goes he'd said he'd driven you around for close to three hours. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so that's another good three fucking hours and then I woke up the next morning and I was on entertainment tonight and I was talking to Sting.

[SPEAKER_01]: So the night before I was talking to Sting and Trudy Stiler at this party and they had taken a video of me and it was on entertainment tonight, all my friends were texting me. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember meeting them nothing, but it looked like we were best friends, original television. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, exactly. [SPEAKER_03]: And that's what that's what I call.

[SPEAKER_01]: I've joked about this to my friends to this day, and we say the same thing, but like, couldn't tell you one thing I said, why he even talked to me nothing. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't remember anything completely black down to coordinating dollars the first night that I moved Or the so I moved from Oakland to Salt Lake City to work at Black Rifle. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Is you go with these you get altitudes in his no God I've spent a lot of time in the mountains.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, hey, oh not throughout my life [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, so drive there, I don't remember how long the drive is. [SPEAKER_03]: It's not crazy, but drive there, kind of get their midday, check in at Black Rifle, say hi to everybody, go home, sleep, come back the next day, it's my first day work, right? [SPEAKER_03]: So when back in the day, can't really do this now because too big of a company. [SPEAKER_03]: the back of the day.

[SPEAKER_03]: All the new executives would go work like one or two days in every department, just to kind of learn the company. [SPEAKER_03]: It's an old like I think Bill Foley, the guy who owned for Dell insurance, I think he started that trend back in the day. [SPEAKER_03]: And he said, we know Bill Foley, they show them in Vegas one time.

[SPEAKER_03]: So day one, I go work in the pick line, so I'm just like reading orders, picking them, putting them in boxes, shipping them, whatever the [SPEAKER_03]: Later that afternoon, Jason Rao gets there. [SPEAKER_03]: And I still got videos of this, it's hilarious. [SPEAKER_03]: Jason Rao gets there, and we just stay at the studio. [SPEAKER_03]: Remember, Black Rifle back in the very back right, we used to have that recording studio, basically. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's all the city.

[SPEAKER_03]: Before they knew of the podcast to the front center up there in that conference room, so me and Jared and Jason Rao just got fucking hammered. [SPEAKER_03]: Now Jason and I got reasonably hammered. [SPEAKER_03]: Jared did what Jared does. [SPEAKER_03]: He's, he's, he's, he's, he went full retard. [SPEAKER_03]: And I just got in there said, I didn't know where he lived. [SPEAKER_03]: We call him an Uber. [SPEAKER_03]: We're like, fuck, we don't know where he lives.

[SPEAKER_03]: So we had to like pry his eyes open and get his fucking phone. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, unlocked no way so I could look through his GPS and guess which one was his house? [SPEAKER_03]: I just happened to get it right and we got up in Uberback home. [SPEAKER_03]: That was the first night and Solics City [SPEAKER_03]: And it's funny, Jared and I were getting fucked up. [SPEAKER_03]: And Jason was a sitting there playing all of the breaking Benjamin songs on his guitar while we watched.

[SPEAKER_01]: Really? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we got a private show. [SPEAKER_01]: That's awesome. [SPEAKER_01]: He's cool like that. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he was awesome. [SPEAKER_01]: He'll do it. [SPEAKER_01]: And he doesn't give a shit. [SPEAKER_01]: Yep. [SPEAKER_03]: That was a fun time, no, I enjoyed that. [SPEAKER_03]: But then I had to go to work at fucking seven at the next, the worst. [SPEAKER_03]: That was not fun. [SPEAKER_01]: The fucking worst is cheese, cheese, and rice.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he's ain't bumping. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I say my worst working over, I was working at a law firm in St. Louis. [SPEAKER_05]: It's like right out of college and we had to be in it seven in the morning. [SPEAKER_05]: That's when the job started. [SPEAKER_05]: And the night before it was like December 22nd. [SPEAKER_05]: So I think I had to work on the 23rd, which fucking sucked. [SPEAKER_05]: We got to a blues game. [SPEAKER_05]: Me and my friend and another guy.

[SPEAKER_05]: We start they pick me up from work at four o'clock because I get out early because it starts early We go to a Mexican restaurant drink.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how many margaritas go to the bar next to where the blues play Start ripping shots of rumplements because One of the dudes was like don't you guys drink rummons at Mizzou and I was like yeah, he's like I'm buying him because he had like a lot of money I guess [SPEAKER_05]: He bought like four or five rounds of Roman shots.

[SPEAKER_05]: We were drinking beers the whole time go to the blues game Keep drinking beers go back to that bar keep drinking more Roman shots At the time I was living with my parents right out of college.

[SPEAKER_05]: My dad wakes me up at like five thirty in the morning I'm a complete piece of shit mess and I somehow like get myself to work and I just went and Slept in the handicap bathroom like the single handicap bathroom for like three hours probably [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, it's I did not last long with that job. [SPEAKER_01]: It's that rumpelments man, that will get you every fucking time I've never had a good experience on it. [SPEAKER_01]: That was the most common shot taken at Mizzou.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's interesting. [SPEAKER_03]: Why? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm on a side from the fact that there's 300% alcohol. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no idea. [SPEAKER_05]: I got to Mizzou. [SPEAKER_05]: I was a freshman. [SPEAKER_05]: They were like, come on. [SPEAKER_05]: We're taking rumble in shots. [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, I didn't know why I didn't even know what it was. [SPEAKER_05]: And we did. [SPEAKER_05]: And then I just became like, okay, but it's people do here.

[SPEAKER_05]: We take rumble in shots. [SPEAKER_05]: So we just kept passing down that fucking trauma. [SPEAKER_05]: And I would go back to Mizzou and like kids there after I graduated, like 10 years after I graduated, [SPEAKER_05]: Taking rumpment shots. [SPEAKER_03]: Still a fucking thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Like in your 30s. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, I did one and I the last one I did probably did was like five years ago, but I'm saying the kids there still do. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I see the kids.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Whomrider says it's to freshen your breath for the drive to the next bar. [SPEAKER_01]: I guess too, it's, I've never had a good night on supplements. [SPEAKER_01]: The rule ended, all right. [SPEAKER_05]: The rule was one rummin shot, good night, two rummin shots. [SPEAKER_05]: You're going to black out three or more rummin shots. [SPEAKER_05]: And you don't, you don't know what's going to happen. [SPEAKER_03]: Good luck for that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm the master of the Irish goodbye to where I know if I'm getting too fucked up. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I just don't want anybody to see me like that. [SPEAKER_01]: I'll just bounce, like, and get out the back door. [SPEAKER_01]: Where I'm like, very cool.

[SPEAKER_05]: my my 21st birthday was real bad too because we had a I don't know if you enjoy let me ask you that taking 21 shots yeah I have do the same thing I don't either and I was bullshit we went to big 12 which was one of the big bars at Masu I think my birthday was on a Thursday so the Thursday was like a big 12 night and [SPEAKER_05]: We went there. [SPEAKER_05]: It was like me and my girlfriend at the time. [SPEAKER_05]: We got there early and I ate and like had a beer.

[SPEAKER_05]: And for whatever I was like, okay, I'm going to take 21 shots throughout the course of the night. [SPEAKER_05]: This should be fine.

[SPEAKER_05]: everyone came and immediately wanted to buy me a shot so within two hours I had had the 21 shots including a lot of 151 a lot of rumplements and they might one buddy was like just making up shots to give me this is like my friend who you have that one friend in college who's parents just don't care about his credit card yeah you know what i mean so he was just like about a bit of a shot is called prostate cancer it's 151 in gym beam we got to take it right now and it was just like vial fucking shots like that all night but i would

[SPEAKER_03]: 50 to 60% of them were either one 50 want to rump them in so let's say it's 30 some shots then and reality, right? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, probably I went I was vomiting in the women's bathroom at our fraternity house because that's a cleanest toilet Um, by like sure. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know 10 o'clock But I rallied actually. [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't even black out. [SPEAKER_05]: I remember the whole fucking thing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: And my buddy was like my girlfriend [SPEAKER_05]: Was like I don't know should you go to the hospital? [SPEAKER_05]: It took so many shots so fast at my buddy It just goes I let me see he's probably fine. [SPEAKER_05]: He goes. [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Rob, who's your favorite baseball player? [SPEAKER_05]: And I was just like Yep, super Jones He's like guys fine. [SPEAKER_05]: He knows the chipper Jones is he's fine.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I was up and drinking again with by like midnight [SPEAKER_01]: That's the ones where you booten Rally and then come back to life. [SPEAKER_05]: The poison got in an out of me so fast, I don't know that I absorbed all of it. [SPEAKER_03]: That's one of the, some of the best nights I've had. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, those booten Rally stories where you're like, all right, cool. [SPEAKER_01]: It's out of me, I can go back to, it's a real life.

[SPEAKER_01]: As long as you're able to brush your teeth somehow, you're fine. [SPEAKER_03]: Or just drink rumpelments as, or, or, or, or goldslotters. [SPEAKER_05]: I mean rumpelments both freshens and sterilizes, so I just don't know. [SPEAKER_05]: It's a mess, man. [SPEAKER_03]: I would never have minded. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I've had a lot of jobs. [SPEAKER_03]: I've never, I've, especially when I was in charge of people, and I never would have cared if somebody showed up, still drunk.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it depends on what the job is. [SPEAKER_03]: If you're carrying a gun or something, you can't do that, but if you're just hanging out, doing paperwork or something, I'm gonna make it rough for you because I think it's funny. [SPEAKER_03]: Sure, like if you show up, [SPEAKER_03]: uh, all hung over and fucked up or whatever or still drunk. [SPEAKER_03]: I am going to mess with you. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it is funny to me, but I wouldn't care, you know.

[SPEAKER_01]: And we've never cared here. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't know. [SPEAKER_05]: Let's say care, confirm. [SPEAKER_05]: There's been several times of this job where I've been like, uh, [SPEAKER_05]: So violently hung over that I've like just started drinking again because I'm like I cannot sit here like this.

[SPEAKER_01]: I can't I need to slow lay in this When I was when I was talking to Jesse about this and we were talking about giving you the brothers and then all this other stuff today She goes she goes you know what else was impressive about Bob [SPEAKER_01]: All these years was like, there was days where he was so fucking hungover, but as soon as the show would turn on, you would pop back into life, do the show, and then go back to being hungover afterwards, and I was like,

[SPEAKER_01]: That's what a professional does. [SPEAKER_05]: It's actually not that hard because it takes your mind off of it. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, off the hangover? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay. [SPEAKER_05]: In fact, sometimes during when I was on the road talk more, because it just gets, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Because that was Jesse, no lie. [SPEAKER_01]: That was the first thing she said.

[SPEAKER_01]: She goes, dude, the amount of times she was hung over, because she, I'm usually in the parking lot and I don't know if I can call. [SPEAKER_01]: And she's here with you guys getting ready for the show. [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, the amount of times bomb has been hung over. [SPEAKER_01]: And then you just been able to pop out of it and do a great show and then just go back to being hungovers and impressive.

[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, that's what's most impressive to me and I go, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: That's a fucking, Bob's a pro. [SPEAKER_05]: I think it's easier to be funny hungover than it is sober. [SPEAKER_05]: Because you don't care, probably. [SPEAKER_05]: You don't give a fuck about anything. [SPEAKER_05]: Anything. [SPEAKER_05]: You'll let anything fucking fly hungover. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: More so than drunk even, because at that point I'm just like, I'm dead.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm a dead person. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't give a fuck about anything drunk. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like happy and you know if I don't have to see the people ever again Oh, I'll get let it fly to the end to gray. [SPEAKER_01]: I obviously in the show.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a shit, but like if I'm in real life If I don't ever have to see these people again I don't care and I'll just say whatever I just want to see a stun look on their face and then have them live with that moment with the rest of their life And I know that's dark, but it happens all the time [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and that's one of the things she hates about me. [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, you got to stop saying that shit to people and I'm like we're never seeing them again.

[SPEAKER_01]: Who gives a fuck? [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like I think we're good here. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, at that point. [SPEAKER_01]: Now some of the worst stories that I've heard, um, Jesus Christ's man, uh, there was this girl who used to cut our hair in college, uh, and I say girl, she actually looked like Ruby Rose to me on so that she was beautiful.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um, she had short pixie, like a pixie hair cut like that, but was like 28 and was unattainable for like college kids, and, uh, she had gotten fucked up one night on one of those sleep sacks, what are they called? [SPEAKER_01]: There's beanbag chairs, [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a giant. [SPEAKER_01]: Love sack. [SPEAKER_01]: That's it. [SPEAKER_01]: And she slept on her legs. [SPEAKER_01]: She folded her legs in half. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, that's right.

[SPEAKER_01]: I told you, right? [SPEAKER_01]: And she cut off the circulation. [SPEAKER_01]: She had to get both her fucking legs amputated. [SPEAKER_01]: And but below like the kneecap or whatever. [SPEAKER_01]: And it was one of the worst stories of all time. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: And she was hot. [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, man, here's this hot ass girl on a wheelchair. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, now she's hot and she can't get away.

[SPEAKER_03]: You got to find the silver lining, you know. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that was in the movie with Bradley Kierfer and Jennifer Lawrence, silver lining. [SPEAKER_01]: Not in the playbook. [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's not in the playbook. [SPEAKER_01]: It's in my playbook. [SPEAKER_01]: But all I keep thinking is, she's listening to this goddamn show, so it doesn't matter anyway. [SPEAKER_01]: She is still alive, but we're friends with Facebook.

[SPEAKER_01]: The only thing I think of is like, how do you tell that story of how you lost your legs, the rest of your life? [SPEAKER_01]: Just like you just told it. [SPEAKER_01]: I got two fucked up at a party and I slept on my legs. [SPEAKER_03]: I would probably make up some story about Vietnam or something like that. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you'd have to.

[SPEAKER_01]: And again, when you're going through it, like you were talking about the top of the show, the amount of times we should have died when you have kids. [SPEAKER_01]: That's all you think about is like, man, what if they do one of these dumb things? [SPEAKER_01]: And we've all had friends that have died doing something dumb. [SPEAKER_01]: And you hope it's not one of them. [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, there was a signal controller.

[SPEAKER_03]: The three years that I went to the one high school, I transferred to play baseball in my senior year at Better High School, but in the three years that I went to ran high school in Piedmont, South Carolina, 16 people died in car wrecks. [SPEAKER_01]: That's a lot. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: We had won diet every year from eighth grade on, but that was what five years. [SPEAKER_01]: So five, 16 is a lot. [SPEAKER_01]: Was it like fucked up?

[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of country roads. [SPEAKER_03]: Country roads, iced, yep, streets, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: And fucking alcohol. [SPEAKER_03]: But most of them were not alcohol related. [SPEAKER_03]: I would say I think two were. [SPEAKER_03]: All the rest were just like reckless fuckery, you know? [SPEAKER_05]: No, she, I fucking, one of the reasons we wanted to move out of drip, [SPEAKER_05]: It would not factor majorly in, but I was like, did we live here in our kids or teenagers?

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, fuck them going to a friend's house as well as these backbub. [SPEAKER_01]: Bob, the amount of times I can, that's the amount of times I think about that because I've got to drive these roads, all these, you know, football, soccer, basketball, games, all this stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: I hate the drive so much and I don't the driverless car thing doesn't work on these back roads It's not yeah, but by the time his kids are fucking old Pum beings won't be driving cars anymore.

[SPEAKER_01]: I hope that's what I thought too Bob and guess what my kids 12 now Yeah, you're not driving in four years. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I'm out of here. [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like all right cool. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, dude We'll maintain I don't have to worry about shit. [SPEAKER_01]: There's like two roads in that town and you're like all right, great [SPEAKER_01]: Um, there's one of these two roads and they're all pretty fucking safe.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I feel all right about it But um, yeah, yeah, that goes into my mind all the time. [SPEAKER_05]: I had plenty of friends in high school No one I had one kid I kind of knew dying a car accident, but like I still had plenty of friends in high school who ended up fine Who were fucking psychos behind the wheel at 16 17 years old like absolutely fucking realistic But they were on well lit large city streets for the most part

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, doing that shit on a dark ass country back road with those turns and shit and block possums and deer and yeah, here it's armadillos, but it's possums back where we're from. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Like a Carolina of possums is born dead on the side of the road. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, every single time dude, anytime it rains there's just a fucking mountain of possum carcasses on the fucking road.

[SPEAKER_01]: And one of those armadillos that's just a possum with with armor yeah with it's in medieval cosplay Yeah, that's all that it that it is But they fucking suck and yeah, I think about that shit too Bob when I'm out there and I'm like fuck Hopefully none of that goes down or hopefully they're smart enough for whatever but [SPEAKER_01]: My parents always had that thing where, hey, if you get fucked up, I don't care, I know you're under age, just call us.

[SPEAKER_01]: And you'll never get in any trouble. [SPEAKER_01]: My parents didn't shit a dump. [SPEAKER_03]: My parents didn't want to hear from me even if I was sober. [SPEAKER_01]: Really? [SPEAKER_03]: No, like you don't fucking call it now. [SPEAKER_05]: No, absolutely. [SPEAKER_05]: I see my dad told me that, but I was like, I won't get in trouble.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't believe you I'm going to get in trouble my kids I would be like yeah You get a few but if you're calling me every weekend because you're fucked up We're gonna have a fucking talk yes, but I luckily my parents were they lived up to it They were cool with it and it was only a few times [SPEAKER_01]: When I was just like, hey dude, I'm, I'm too fucked up and I got to get out of this set and uh, and uh, and they were good. [SPEAKER_01]: They were good about it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's a good rule of thumb. [SPEAKER_05]: My parents weren't big drinkers, though. [SPEAKER_05]: My children will be able to trust me to be like, I've been through the wars. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Fucking no. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah dude. [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_03]: And with our pay our kids will all be able to fucking look back on this show and hear all the fucking stupid shit we've done, which is unfortunate or drink hearty f-celtzer, which happened Bob, I can tell this story since we're at the end of the show who cares, right? [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I've got to be a fridge same as everybody else, right? [SPEAKER_01]: Do you guys have a fridge in your garage? [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, for fucking beers and shit like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it's all hardy-f, head and toe. [SPEAKER_03]: Mine's in the media room, but yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so it's all hardy-f. And my kids were out playing the driveway. [SPEAKER_01]: I got a basketball hoop, only a couple of us in the neighborhood have a driveway with a hoop in it. [SPEAKER_01]: So I just leave it open. [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't ever park in the driveway and I'm like, look, whatever kid in the neighborhood wants to come over and play.

[SPEAKER_01]: Basketball on the front yard. [SPEAKER_01]: You guys can play and really give a shit, right? [SPEAKER_01]: So they've all got these fucking e-bikes now See these guys in e-bikes in every neighborhood Bob loves them so much. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god a fucking pain in my existence You love the e-bikes. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't like kids doing 40 mile per hour wheelies down the fucking side Two days fucking by where I live now.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to give myself I won't give like the street away, but it's like a pretty big. [SPEAKER_05]: I know real three. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh [SPEAKER_05]: slaughter like street where the speed limit's probably like forty five yeah and They're just riding their e-bikes up and down that not in the bike lane by the way They're not in the bike lane. [SPEAKER_05]: They're act. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like you can't do this.

[SPEAKER_05]: You don't know how to fucking drive and they act like they're motorcycling Yeah, they fucking know dude. [SPEAKER_05]: No. [SPEAKER_05]: I almost smoked one the other day who was like coming out too far like I'm driving normally No no license driver would think to peek their car out as I'm coming [SPEAKER_05]: like based on my rate and how close I was. [SPEAKER_05]: And this kid's just like, I don't know, should we?

[SPEAKER_05]: Like, I had to score him to the other lane just to make sure I didn't clip the little fucker. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I've got, I've got kids, you know, I've got three, but I've got kids from the neighborhood who were over at my house all the time. [SPEAKER_01]: So I never really think about it. [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just like, I cool, have a good time, and I'll keep an eye on him and whatever, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: their parents are usually there, and whatever sporting event is on in the backgrounds. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, my oldest kid is 12. [SPEAKER_01]: He came in and after the party was over, he goes dad. [SPEAKER_01]: I get to tell you something. [SPEAKER_01]: It was a 14, 15-year-old kid that drove up. [SPEAKER_01]: It was so and so his older brother. [SPEAKER_01]: And I go, okay, I was like, what's up? [SPEAKER_01]: What happened?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, man, he just walked into your fridge, grabbed a blue-razz hearty-f fucking pounded in front of everyone and then just drove off on his fucking e-bike. [SPEAKER_01]: And that was like, oh, shit, that's pausing. [SPEAKER_01]: At that age, to drink a fucking 8% I was like, well, he doesn't know, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you wouldn't, to be honest, because of the flavor. [SPEAKER_03]: He did not know. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't know what it is until you were fucking drunk.

[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't know what 8% means. [SPEAKER_01]: He's no idea, right? [SPEAKER_01]: And so I go, just not a curiosity. [SPEAKER_01]: And it was just my own morbid curiosity, right? [SPEAKER_01]: I go, I go, what did he say? [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, dude, he goes, it's like you always see because the kid goes, man, he's like, and I go to a jolly rancher, all of these like this. [SPEAKER_01]: My other kid was like, yeah, I guess so.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I've never had him and he goes, [SPEAKER_01]: I think your dad could be rich one day and then just drove off on the fucking e-bike and that was it. [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was fucking hilarious, but we had to obviously tell Jesse and she had to talk with the kids mom and shit. [SPEAKER_01]: You can't be just over with the garage door open pound and fucking garage beers all day, not all day, no, but for a little three of those at what 14 15 would knock you out.

[SPEAKER_01]: Right. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's the equivalent to six or seven beers. [SPEAKER_05]: That'll fuck you up. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: No question. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: So she had to call and we just like, hey, dude. [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, it's my husband's company and I'm sure he's a nice kid and all, but.

[SPEAKER_01]: If he starts pounding a few of those driving off on an A by he's going to fucking smash into somebody and kill himself, which is pretty fucking hilarious. [SPEAKER_01]: But if you're out there and you got stories of your own, drop them in Patreon in the comments, love to hear him do it and we'll report on some of these on the show.

[SPEAKER_01]: And now it's the point in the show we do get to the drinking bro of the week, Bob got a drinking bro's dot com here, all right, so you guys started ordering these polos. [SPEAKER_01]: We just put them up on the site, I accidentally sent them to Wilmington by the way. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's fun. [SPEAKER_03]: Where do they go to your mom's house? [SPEAKER_01]: I know what's in my house. [SPEAKER_03]: So do you want to carry on a beach? [SPEAKER_01]: I know the new one.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I, yeah, they're renovating it and all that other shit. [SPEAKER_01]: So I sent them there. [SPEAKER_01]: I thought the bees would take longer. [SPEAKER_01]: Kudos to Brandon. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they got there in like four or five days. [SPEAKER_03]: I've been hearing that shipping is better for for our stuff lately, which is interesting. [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, because there's things, we're print on demand.

[SPEAKER_01]: So that way we don't have to buy, you know, a million of all these other things. [SPEAKER_01]: So typically it'll take a little longer, but brands were really fucking good. [SPEAKER_01]: His company's were really good.

[SPEAKER_01]: And... [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's because he ended up buying out all of it so it's going quicker But anyways, these were the shirts that I ordered and everybody's going wearing these online They're dope his fuck and I called it in and I'm like hey dude I sent these the wrong interests send these to me because I want to wear them on draft nights So we got these everybody these look dope his fuck the bro box was dope his shit this month It was a master's theme.

[SPEAKER_01]: They got the t-shirts and the golf balls. [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody wants us to put those golf balls now in the Mimishop [SPEAKER_01]: There's so many listeners that play golf. [SPEAKER_01]: Next month's Bro Box. [SPEAKER_01]: You've got to subscribe to this. [SPEAKER_01]: So the favorite item over the last year and a half is these chairs. [SPEAKER_01]: We made these huge fold out chairs for the beach, for baseball games, kids stuff, everything.

[SPEAKER_01]: And they've got massive cup holders that'll hold tall boys. [SPEAKER_01]: And it's also like, it'll hold up to like a fucking 350 pound man. [SPEAKER_01]: So they're not the small ones like the masters or any of that other bullshit, they're huge shares, but they're really hard to get. [SPEAKER_01]: So we did get those for the bro box.

[SPEAKER_01]: However, you've got to sign up now because there is a limited number, they're so hard to get that we could only do this once every two years. [SPEAKER_01]: So those are going to be the ones next month and they're going to be a different color and a different thing. [SPEAKER_01]: Then you're in a half ago or whatever and go back to the front page Bob, there was some other stuff that was put up there that was pretty dope. [SPEAKER_01]: The phone cases are up there.

[SPEAKER_03]: We don't have stench trench up there yet. [SPEAKER_01]: No, we got to get that up there and then I really really proud of the shirt that's in the bro box two next month [SPEAKER_01]: Subscribe to that and you can submit for drink and bro the week on there also You can submit on the app on drink and bro's app.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is free on iPhones and Android And it's got the Facebook feature so we don't get sucked again You guys can talk to each other all day and all night no admins although the stuff and then we're working on live video coming there With chat and everything else So hopefully by the end of the year we won't have to deal with it shit [SPEAKER_01]: We got phone cases, crime corner citizen, fucking hard AF, drinking bros, all those stuff.

[SPEAKER_01]: Store is stocked up better than ever, and that's thank you to Brandon. [SPEAKER_01]: You have one that got mailed in, are these somebody mailed to send? [SPEAKER_03]: uh yeah this isn't necessarily a db the week but I guess it is um Toby and Freddie are getting married. [SPEAKER_03]: Freddie's a woman by the way. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay think um yeah that's the reason. [SPEAKER_03]: But it is an interracial couple so we got to deal with that. [SPEAKER_03]: Hit the button.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yep. [SPEAKER_06]: That's it. [SPEAKER_03]: That's it. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so Toby Smith, I think it's last name Smith. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Ross and Dan, I know you guys don't come to weddings. [SPEAKER_03]: I just wanted to show off the absolute baddie. [SPEAKER_03]: I pulled as a white man. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, um, she is my drinking bro for life. [SPEAKER_03]: Her name is Freddie, I guess.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [UNKNOWN]: Um, [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know how much longer I'd be able to listen to you guys when we first got together three years ago, LOL. [SPEAKER_03]: But lucky for me, she loves you guys. [SPEAKER_03]: Her first episode was the politician caught on the porn site, Newed Africa. [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you, dude, that was an awesome episode. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, now when she drinks hearty out, she tells me it's time to make our own new to Africa.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know you are colorblind, Ross, but she's black, so she can say it anyway. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay perfect. [SPEAKER_03]: I just wanted to give her a shout out. [SPEAKER_03]: She is my best friend and the love of my life. [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for all the labs and God to your wisdom. [SPEAKER_03]: Drinking bros, let's get a puja for the people in the back, Ross. [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely. [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely hit the button. [SPEAKER_01]: Hit the button.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I'll give you one. [SPEAKER_02]: I'll give you one. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah! [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, now go out there and have some quadrume babies. [SPEAKER_01]: There you go. [SPEAKER_01]: There you go. [SPEAKER_01]: And then Bob, I sent you one. [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody hit me on my Twitter. [SPEAKER_01]: I said this yesterday. [SPEAKER_01]: of like, you know, people are bitching with a Spotify comment. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, hey, the Spotify owns our things.

[SPEAKER_01]: So we don't have a, we've nothing to do with that. [SPEAKER_01]: But I go, if you want to talk shit, Twitter's fine and YouTube, Cody YouTube do, that'll drive up the algorithm for Christ 6. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and I said we answer these. [SPEAKER_01]: We answer these all the time. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so pop this on the screen here because this is really cool. [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody sent this yesterday Said drink a rose.

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, could I maybe get a shout out on the show drink a brother week for my unborn daughter Sophie. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah She'll be here July 10th. [SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait to meet her. [SPEAKER_01]: She'll be my purpose You guys make me better men and I love the show and I'm Jordan Jordan Fuller Thanks if you can absolutely do this for me for sure, man, and thanks for posting this

[SPEAKER_01]: only shake congratulations on the baby that's dope yeah so yeah that's awesome man but yeah leave your hatred there it's fine or everything else anything that makes me laugh is like Spotify comments are available for every other show for crisis yeah we're on 12 different platforms you can hate us wherever you want yeah but they're using it for advertisers

[SPEAKER_01]: All that those video ads you see they get money for that, so if it gets jacked up and they can't confirm it It'll get fucking new so yeah, and they're great to us.

[SPEAKER_01]: Don't fuck with Spotify fuck with any other network I don't really give a shit But thanks for tuning in on a day in in day out basis and give one more round of applause for a broseman the year Rob Fox 3 Bobby 3 6 cheers to you buddy [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to miss you in June, but he's going to be with us here until the end. [SPEAKER_01]: So we end up moving. [SPEAKER_01]: We love you guys at home. [SPEAKER_01]: Go to iTunes.

[SPEAKER_01]: Write the show of five star and leave a quick review. [SPEAKER_01]: On Spotify, Koop is almost cut up on the back catalog over there. [SPEAKER_01]: He's getting closer every single day, dude. [SPEAKER_01]: So the video is over there on Spotify for all the shows, not just drink a roast, every single one. [SPEAKER_01]: We're posting up there. [SPEAKER_01]: Patreon will always be Patreon.

[SPEAKER_01]: But the back catalogue of everything we own on Tetherball Academy media will be up there. [SPEAKER_01]: For Dant in a Dant in a Hall away, I'm Ross Patterson, this drinking rose pod, yes, good.