Episode 1613 - An Evening With Lady G

[SPEAKER_02]: What are we got here? [SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing with this mustache? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Dave Landowski here. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm heard Michael's this year. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no mustache from Gerard, but you've got a nice, polite gay man's mustache. [SPEAKER_12]: Thank you, and that's what I'm going for. [SPEAKER_12]: Is it gentlemanly a dandy and old Southern dandy? [SPEAKER_02]: That's kind of what I miss in this world.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want a little dandy to just kind of, [SPEAKER_02]: to take you out and keep it quiet, you know? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, a little like, not Kevin Spacey real life, but Kevin Spacey, what was it? [SPEAKER_02]: Who are you talking to? [SPEAKER_12]: Who are you talking to? [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yes, no, uh, the exact Kevin Spacey is real life except it would be about a boy.

[SPEAKER_12]: Just a 17 year old and a fucking tub filled with rose battles, but it looks like you would keep a secret Like you're not sharing this with the town you're just kind of sucking dick and then on your own your way Yeah, the town knows the secret, but somebody gets murdered and you have to start questioning me. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, my lies [SPEAKER_12]: falling apart. [SPEAKER_09]: Next week on the criss-lead. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's, but this mustache needs to come back.

[SPEAKER_02]: We need some more dandies out there. [SPEAKER_02]: You do. [SPEAKER_12]: You need somebody who looks like this. [SPEAKER_12]: But in time though, I will, I won't go on for Dennis Farina, eventually. [SPEAKER_12]: Okay, over time. [SPEAKER_09]: Did you see the, I standy put that Karen in her place up in Minnesota? [SPEAKER_02]: No, what's, what's in, oh, oh, yes, the gay, uh, the gay ice guy, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't see his face, so I couldn't tell.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, gay, I swear. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, pop that mic a little closer there. [SPEAKER_02]: What does that mean? [SPEAKER_02]: You want to pull up the gay, I scot you can, but yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, there was a woman falling around like they do up in Minnesota. [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, gay, like ISIS in immigration. [SPEAKER_09]: Right, right. [SPEAKER_11]: And that's how you've been like a Canadian. [SPEAKER_02]: Not vanilla. [SPEAKER_02]: No, not vanilla.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, not vanilla. [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no. [SPEAKER_11]: Because we this, I all I can think about is how we just stomped a shit out of Canada and everything that they hold dear. [SPEAKER_11]: Not once but twice. [SPEAKER_02]: Twice. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, twice. [SPEAKER_02]: But show the little dandy here and this is nice because underneath it, I think he has your mustache. [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see. [SPEAKER_02]: We won't because he won't take off the mask, obviously.

[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, again, play this clip here. [SPEAKER_02]: This is a fun one. [SPEAKER_05]: This isn't a good look for you. [SPEAKER_05]: you think I care about my look. [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, trust me. [SPEAKER_05]: When you guys have this evident by how you look, you don't care. [SPEAKER_05]: We get that, trust me. [SPEAKER_05]: No, that's all I'm saying. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying this, trying to be a social worker. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're a man or you get the care.

[SPEAKER_05]: You probably would care about the child you got raped and also the prison got murdered by the person that we were looking for. [SPEAKER_05]: But see, you don't care. [SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't care. [SPEAKER_05]: But as you guys said, you just tried to change your people in the grid.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just the whole argument of trying to fight for these shit bags in this video, obviously she says, hey, the guy, the gay guy, the candy, the candy, the candy, the candy, I say, agent, who I love, said, look, man, the person you're trying to protect inside is a rapist and a child murderer, how do you know that, yeah, how do you know, how do you know, how you know, how do you know, how do you know, how do you know, how do you know, how do you

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, well, it's written out of my form, man. [SPEAKER_02]: And that's who we're going. [SPEAKER_02]: We're just going house by house. [SPEAKER_02]: It's not like you're showing up at Home Depot every single day. [SPEAKER_02]: Trying to clean that place up. [SPEAKER_12]: I'll argue to show up and do that. [SPEAKER_12]: That's what I don't understand. [SPEAKER_12]: I need to see a warn. [SPEAKER_12]: It's like, you don't need to be here at all, right?

[SPEAKER_09]: No. [SPEAKER_09]: No. [SPEAKER_09]: They set up, they set up checkpoints. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to see people's IDs before they come in. [SPEAKER_11]: It's like, it's been very challenging for me.

[SPEAKER_11]: to not drive up there to Minnesota and I've got a I've got a valid concealed carry permit for there okay so I could just drive through one of those checkpoints and say I will kill you all yeah because right now what you're doing by stopping me is called false and present if you move your hand to my car it's attempted car jacking and now I can shoot through my window you'll understand the law right I'm explaining it to you so now that you know would you like to reach for my door handle again but I think I said done a good job of

[SPEAKER_11]: You know, they only killed two trans people of killed 28 people this year so far. [SPEAKER_02]: We're down in the numbers for sure. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we got to pump those numbers up. [SPEAKER_02]: We do. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't want law enforcement killing random civilians. [SPEAKER_11]: No, I'm at the trans. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: What I do want. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, well there if you leave a little long enough to kill themselves. [SPEAKER_11]: It's true.

[SPEAKER_12]: They are, they are self-employed. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, literally. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: So, no, it's, I don't like the state being involved. [SPEAKER_11]: This is my thing. [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm the one that kills. [SPEAKER_02]: Right. [SPEAKER_02]: Right. [SPEAKER_02]: And now they get to kill. [SPEAKER_02]: Get off my lawn. [SPEAKER_02]: It does seem like you're very jealous about it. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, yeah, right.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I had a feeling you were anyway, but now I know. [SPEAKER_02]: Killing or jealous? [SPEAKER_12]: Both. [SPEAKER_02]: Both. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, jealous of killing and not saying you were killing, just saying that your jealous, you're not there killing. [SPEAKER_11]: Hmm, not, I don't want to work for ISO. [SPEAKER_09]: Hey, do you know how awful you have to be to make federal law enforcement seem like the victim here?

[SPEAKER_02]: I, did you watch the, in my PD video this morning? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, man. [SPEAKER_02]: Just getting pelted with snowballs over and over and over again, show that video about. [SPEAKER_02]: If I'm, if I'm one of those fucking dudes, I, I, I, I walk right the fuck out. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, hey, you guys are on your own, right? [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, enjoy the city. [SPEAKER_02]: Enjoy everything that's gonna happen.

[SPEAKER_11]: Until Alvin Bragg charges each one of those people with felony assault. [SPEAKER_11]: He will not. [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, then I'm going. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm sorry. [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry. [SPEAKER_02]: I would get the fuck out of it. [SPEAKER_11]: You are the the the voters of New York voted for Alvin Bragg. [SPEAKER_11]: They voted for Zoai is so Ryan Mondani. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so let him have him. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: That's what we get.

[SPEAKER_09]: Sure on Mondami, by the way, because of snowing again and that my former home is going through, he's hiring snow people. [SPEAKER_09]: You can go volunteer to shovel snow for $30 an hour. [SPEAKER_02]: But you have to floor forms of ideas. [SPEAKER_09]: Two forms. [SPEAKER_09]: Two forms. [SPEAKER_09]: Two forms. [SPEAKER_09]: You've got to put it. [SPEAKER_11]: You've got to give him two passport photos so they could make your ID.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: He doesn't want these police there though. [SPEAKER_09]: He doesn't just be a giant [SPEAKER_02]: Well, he already said he would not fund the 3,500 extra that Eric Adams said that they were going to, so that's been next show this video right here, Bob. [SPEAKER_02]: This is them just walking. [SPEAKER_02]: Guy on the sidewalk Go back here Bob look at these guy look.

[SPEAKER_02]: They all throw like a bunch of bitches No, first it cuz this Washington park They don't even know how to make good snowballs. [SPEAKER_12]: There's so much snow that you can hardly tell where they are Yeah, but like it's rare and you know what a good snowball you could make with that and they can't even do it because there are all such courses [SPEAKER_12]: You get a nice ice ball, I mean, mean it. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: They turn around.

[SPEAKER_09]: I walk, I walk somebody in the chin and then I'm like, that guy starts crying and it's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, no, I wouldn't fucking pistol lips in that. [SPEAKER_09]: Are you a couple of people? [SPEAKER_09]: Pistol lips? [SPEAKER_09]: Yep, over a snuggle? [SPEAKER_09]: Yep. [SPEAKER_11]: You throw something at me. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what's inside that snowball. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't give a shit. [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm out here in uniform as a sword officer doing my duty and throwing a shit at me. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm gonna fuck you up.

[SPEAKER_11]: I just... [SPEAKER_11]: In fact, if I was walking down the street as a civilian, then somebody started doing this to me, I would beat the Christ out of them. [SPEAKER_11]: And if their wife was fucking chirping at me from the other side, I'd fucking give her the back of my hand as well. [SPEAKER_11]: Everybody gets a little piece. [SPEAKER_02]: A little, a little wrap on the beak there. [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe post the case. [SPEAKER_12]: It could be a little playful.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Maybe if you throw back everybody has a good giggle. [SPEAKER_02]: It won't. [SPEAKER_12]: I won't though. [SPEAKER_12]: It won't be mad and say the cops were uh. [SPEAKER_12]: is overstepping with their snowballs. [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody out there doesn't have a job. [SPEAKER_02]: So even though they had a record amount of snowfall, they still want to work in New York. [SPEAKER_02]: And so these people don't have a jobs, they don't give a fuck.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they get the police to school. [SPEAKER_02]: But give the police, give the police out of our city. [SPEAKER_02]: And then we can just go back to stealing it, bags and CVS and all that other shit. [SPEAKER_02]: And then we'll have nothing left inside the city. [SPEAKER_02]: And that's going to happen within a year. [SPEAKER_02]: Within a year, everything will be locked up. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't see a way around it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, LA, you've, I was just thinking of everything. [SPEAKER_02]: It's shocking, everything. [SPEAKER_02]: Everything is locked up behind Plexiglass and there's nothing left. [SPEAKER_09]: There's nothing that says the free state of California like putting toothpaste and jails instead of criminals. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's in a little jail and it's all the, it's toothbrushes toothpaste, shaving supplies, [SPEAKER_02]: Anything that's over like, I don't know, let's call it eight bucks. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. [SPEAKER_12]: It's an ab behind the room after shave. [SPEAKER_12]: It's really great. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: So instead of putting cremittals behind bars, we put all of the stuff behind. [SPEAKER_11]: Correct.

[SPEAKER_12]: And then we hire one guy who doesn't look like he cares at all to stand by the door. [SPEAKER_02]: And then he's got to use the key to unlock it. [SPEAKER_02]: Because last time I flew out was for, I mean, it was a record. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I kept trying to shorten trips to LA. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, they do. [SPEAKER_12]: They have to call him back up. [SPEAKER_02]: By like 24 hours, 36 hours, then the last one, they were like, Netflix, like, hey, we bump up this meeting.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, yes, I'm getting an earlier flight. [SPEAKER_02]: I go, I just flew in. [SPEAKER_02]: I got off the plane at seven. [SPEAKER_02]: They moved the meeting up to 11. [SPEAKER_02]: And I got a two o'clock out of there. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I was there less than six, eight hours. [SPEAKER_02]: All I wanted to do. [SPEAKER_02]: which just go and grab some shit to shave, and look presentable for the meaning to shower.

[SPEAKER_02]: She puts out a boom, go to the meaning, and then get on with the fucking my life. [SPEAKER_02]: I'd grab that security guard from the front. [SPEAKER_02]: His fat ass had to walk all the way to the back of the store to unlock its grab shaving cream, and a goddamn razor, that took a good 35 minutes, and he didn't look like he wanted to be there. [SPEAKER_02]: Nor could he stop anybody from stealing anything either way, so what's the point of all of it?

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, right, because I think if they steal less than $900, it's a misdemeanor, right? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, a lot of money is like nothing, even the arrestable, though, I think is like 200, isn't it? [SPEAKER_09]: Right, so there was one video of a cop.

[SPEAKER_09]: asking for a woman's ID and she freaks out and runs away and he's like stop and she runs into a pole knocks her front to teeth out and then tries to sue the police saying that they they brutalize their her mom and her cousin shopping or like yeah you shoved her to the ground you knocked her to teeth out and they showed the video and they're like no she ran into the pole she was what race [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, the, uh, sorry. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_11]: What race, so single word answer. [SPEAKER_09]: She was, she was not from the caucus mountains. [SPEAKER_11]: Okay. [SPEAKER_11]: The, uh, she was, uh, what, wait? [SPEAKER_09]: Canadian. [SPEAKER_09]: Higher BMI than she was a high calorie human. [SPEAKER_11]: That's right. [SPEAKER_11]: Yes, high calorie. [SPEAKER_11]: That's a hell of a post. [SPEAKER_09]: She's from the she's from the I'm wrong and I'm going to be loud about it.

[SPEAKER_09]: People She's from the I know movie theater screens. [SPEAKER_09]: Right.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Yes. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, the the people that are [SPEAKER_11]: in strike against replacing D batteries right so the way that you have you over it's their nine volt batteries by the way there's two of them right there in front of these guys yeah um note and Duracell's not a sponsor obviously if you guys ever seen run runny run yes y'all are brutalizing me [SPEAKER_11]: You should remake that with you as fucker. [SPEAKER_09]: That would be funny.

[SPEAKER_09]: So it's luck. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: But the funniest thing about it. [SPEAKER_09]: I guess. [SPEAKER_11]: Just land out running from the cops. [SPEAKER_11]: That's not my life for a while. [SPEAKER_02]: That's a making soft return. [SPEAKER_02]: That'd be a great movie title, the soft return. [SPEAKER_02]: He's just very soft. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like forest gum, but he just does softer things. [SPEAKER_02]: That's it. [SPEAKER_09]: That's kind of all it is.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know, he doesn't put football. [SPEAKER_09]: But the craziest thing about it with the cop was like, [SPEAKER_09]: It was, I guess it was Burlington Coat Factory or one of those that she was in it. [SPEAKER_09]: It's their policy to not identify and not press charges. [SPEAKER_12]: She was in a Burlington Coat Factory? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, let's just add up. [SPEAKER_02]: A black person in a Burlington Coat Factory.

[SPEAKER_11]: There was another one that got caught on camera and she was trying to argue with the cop that because his stuff was on sale, it doesn't count as theft over a thousand. [SPEAKER_11]: Did you see that one? [SPEAKER_02]: What? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: She's like, it's 40% off. [SPEAKER_11]: It's like, no, you don't get a discount on stealing your debt. [SPEAKER_02]: We played that video a while back and she was just stunned.

[SPEAKER_02]: She was like, I don't under That's not just kind of crap. [SPEAKER_11]: She took the time to do the math before she robbed the boys Which I respect that. [SPEAKER_11]: So do I. I mean, I don't think women should be doing math, but Yeah, I respect the effort not that. [SPEAKER_11]: But stealing sure. [SPEAKER_11]: You're stealing it. [SPEAKER_09]: She said that, you know, it's bread. [SPEAKER_09]: It's the necessities of life. [SPEAKER_09]: How dare you?

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: Now it was it was a it was a boxing night keys she was going after some night keys so yeah, but then she was a Mexican's a better Spanish or something like that. [SPEAKER_09]: I think so no she said cowboys cowboys [SPEAKER_11]: despite the fact that they, uh, their cows are not indigeneous to North America. [SPEAKER_09]: Right. [SPEAKER_11]: Or he's a shows of horses. [SPEAKER_11]: No horses. [SPEAKER_02]: Most things have been there for a long time.

[SPEAKER_02]: I, he's the David said, I hope she runs for president. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's highly likely. [SPEAKER_02]: I do too. [SPEAKER_02]: And I really want to watch it. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like not even hiding. [SPEAKER_02]: Can I? [SPEAKER_02]: I really do. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think she'll win. [SPEAKER_02]: What did you what you heard about the pitch ticket that's been going around common on her? [SPEAKER_02]: Because you can't have a white dude run. [SPEAKER_02]: There's no way.

[SPEAKER_09]: Tell that to Gavin Newsom He's out there telling people he can't read trying to earn their vote. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I believe but here's what I believe that I believe that he can't read. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just the way he says it to people. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, just a count that I fall in Doesn't do a 40 that [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, this account that I followed photoshopped him into like some traditional urban garb, and it says, how do you do fellow and it hard are in work?

[SPEAKER_12]: in the guy the guy's black i don't care did it all right good i just put it on a vintage cool ad today and then put a new some 2020 did you really? [SPEAKER_12]: i'll pop it up did you go to the landhouse twitter?

[SPEAKER_09]: i don't understand like what it would take for black people to finally be sick of these democrats well they are like on my feed because i'm from Atlanta you know that that was the mayor of Atlanta who was sitting with them [SPEAKER_02]: Most of my black friends on my feed were like God, I'm so tired of becoming dumb That thank God and he compared this was this morning He compared the Democratic part of the plantation.

[SPEAKER_09]: He goes I left that fucking plantation years ago And I was like whoa, remember when Kathy Hulkel was like these people don't know how to use a computer They don't even know what the word computer [SPEAKER_09]: Joe Biden's, there it is. [SPEAKER_02]: There it is. [SPEAKER_02]: The uncle of the 20, 20, 80, pretty good campaign. [SPEAKER_11]: Joe Biden said that black kids are just our poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: He's also the only guy you got away with saying black kids play with my leg hair. [SPEAKER_12]: And everybody let it go. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, we let a lot of stuff go and again, it was in a pool.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that's a weird way to say you're not afraid of black people Like I let black children play with my leg here But his whole corn pop story is clearly it's about a segregated pool and then he's protecting it He can't make a face 4 million votes. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't I don't know if everybody let it go so much or it is [SPEAKER_12]: If we do one side of it, we're gonna let that go, we're good.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, we were like, he's also smelling children and then the other side let it go. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we've all, we've kind of all let the smelling children go, and on both sides, right now. [SPEAKER_02]: Except for England, England's actually making a rest. [SPEAKER_02]: not for that. [SPEAKER_02]: Are you sure, Andrew, Andrew was for the obscene shit.

[SPEAKER_11]: Actually, I know it's for obscene stuff, but it's for selling states, or given state secrets, the same thing with the ambassador to the US. [SPEAKER_09]: That's what he got. [SPEAKER_02]: That's just read Andrew formerly known as Prince. [SPEAKER_02]: He's all done now. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't want to get this wrong.

[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe Bob can pull it up, but I read something where Parliament decided not to proceed with investigations into like child grapes and stuff because they thought it [SPEAKER_09]: reflect poorly on the Muslim community. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that was such a day phrased. [SPEAKER_02]: There was such pushback today that they did announce this morning that they are going to release all the Epstein files. [SPEAKER_02]: But also, we said the same thing.

[SPEAKER_12]: But you respect their culture, though. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, child grape is just a first date. [SPEAKER_12]: It sure is. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: And you say grape, by the way. [SPEAKER_09]: That's what he said. [SPEAKER_09]: Great. [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, I didn't know if we can go hard on it on this show. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking retard I'm just trying to keep you algorithmically and you know. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that would be a bunch of Sign that video.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was about a five. [SPEAKER_02]: They were like you see what everyone all right. [SPEAKER_02]: You too, but I don't care We make fuck $400 a month or whatever it is on YouTube. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I showed you the numbers I mean it would alter you to make fun to send mine [SPEAKER_02]: And everybody says there's like 900 commercials and I was like we can't stop it so clearly somebody's monetizing it. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just not us.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, this does since you can see it here right here. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, a $1,200 minus 30% what's that 900 bucks? [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah There's no reason to put any of our content on YouTube [SPEAKER_12]: Right. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I had millions last month. [SPEAKER_12]: And I think I got like $350. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: And it was off of, I mean, they were shorts, but still the amount of views versus what I was paid was absurd.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And it's just because they said, oh, we can't, you know, show ads. [SPEAKER_02]: Your show is too aggressive, but then they put 30 ads in there. [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, well, somebody wanted the ads in there.

[SPEAKER_02]: like who is that right why are they paying us yeah that's what they say we can monetize that but we will be playing ads yeah yeah now the rest of the shit they they monetize and look everybody's coming after them so I was Spotify's got that deal Apple next month we'll we'll now have a video deal as well YouTube's going to be forced to do something to try to keep up with this because Spotify pays well well they won't streaming I think YouTube's going to stream and they're going to go up against uh

[SPEAKER_09]: Netflix. [SPEAKER_02]: Is that real? [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, and there. [SPEAKER_02]: I heard a rumor about that, but I couldn't confirm that. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they're going to do their own original content in the whole night, and I think they're unveiling it quarter three this year. [SPEAKER_12]: Okay. [SPEAKER_12]: YouTube premium and insanely expensive, though. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, so it's like cable. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's like $40 or something.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can just get the goddamn cable television with, you know, YouTube TV for like 80 bucks, whatever it is. [SPEAKER_12]: That's what I don't [SPEAKER_12]: cable, but now you have to have 5,000 streaming platforms. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, which all suck. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And then you're flipping back and forward to all the other bullshit and then, all right, great, what's on? [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_09]: Or even worse, the streamers have commercials now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: You go on Amazon Prime, and it's got commercials. [SPEAKER_02]: You're like, OK. And then you've got live TV, and then obviously sports is huge, but they're pairing up everybody. [SPEAKER_02]: Ronda Rousey's fight in Gina Corona. [SPEAKER_09]: Yep. [SPEAKER_02]: Neither of them have fought in [SPEAKER_02]: 30 years and years. [SPEAKER_09]: That's just where the fight game is now.

[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, you've got, I think, may, may weather and Tyson are doing an exhibition and pack you out and may weather and not just the fight game. [SPEAKER_11]: What's the last time, like, non-IP driven original movie was made. [SPEAKER_11]: That was lights out. [SPEAKER_09]: It's been a long time, and it's been a long time. [SPEAKER_11]: Like there, I mean, you see them every now. [SPEAKER_09]: Look, Guy Richie's the Covenant was good.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's 2022. [SPEAKER_09]: The Covenant? [SPEAKER_11]: OK, I don't know if it is. [SPEAKER_11]: The one that Jake Jellanol? [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, OK. [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, that's kind of loosely based on Chapman's story, the Medal of Honor recipient, first one from, he was Air Force combat control. [SPEAKER_11]: They got left on the side of a mountain by a bunch of fucking sealed team six guys. [SPEAKER_11]: They basically had a band in there.

[SPEAKER_11]: That's what it was supposed to be originally, but they tailored it to be to kind of go like be one of those after the Afghanistan withdrawals is to be like I'm going to save my turf situation. [SPEAKER_11]: That's kind of how they tailed it. [SPEAKER_11]: But the original movie was supposed to be about Chappy. [SPEAKER_09]: Well, I thought the one was the gentleman done that was that was pretty good movie Yeah, the gentleman was good in the series, too is really good.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's got that kid from God dammit. [SPEAKER_11]: It wasn't that 22. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, divergent. [SPEAKER_02]: Both Guy Richie got rid of pretty much just good once you fuck Madonna, do you start making really cool shit? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, what's up, Madonna? [SPEAKER_02]: What's that? [SPEAKER_02]: Once she leaves though. [SPEAKER_12]: Right, God. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, hey dude, you would. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not saying I wouldn't, but I would... [SPEAKER_12]: Even if I say it.

[SPEAKER_12]: I wouldn't enjoy it as much. [SPEAKER_12]: What'd she look like now? [SPEAKER_12]: You would. [SPEAKER_12]: She looks like a fucking... Looks fine. [SPEAKER_12]: Brought it. [SPEAKER_12]: She looks fine. [SPEAKER_12]: Looks fine. [SPEAKER_11]: Guy Ritchie was. [SPEAKER_11]: Guy Ritchie was a lead before he was ever. [SPEAKER_12]: I promise that's not. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not saying you wouldn't do it. [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of talking about negotiations.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I follow an Instagram, so yes, he's still placed. [SPEAKER_09]: What's up all with Twitter going crazy about that? [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to look at McDonald's. [SPEAKER_09]: Mary Kate and Ashley Ossen. [SPEAKER_09]: Did you see that? [SPEAKER_09]: Apparently look horrible. [SPEAKER_02]: The two of them. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they look like good. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they've always been 80 pounds. [SPEAKER_02]: So I don't know what to pull it off. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, pull it up.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm supposed to be crazy for a fine. [SPEAKER_09]: Is it really? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Why are they too thin? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_09]: It looks like they look like the bad guys from my weapons In this movie, it's on it. [SPEAKER_12]: They look like so yeah sister men that directed the matrix Oh, the little Kalski sisters. [SPEAKER_11]: It's no [SPEAKER_11]: Those are dudes. [SPEAKER_09]: That's second. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that one.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's it. [SPEAKER_09]: Pop this up. [SPEAKER_09]: It looks like it looks like a horror film. [SPEAKER_02]: Stop it. [SPEAKER_02]: Is this them now? [SPEAKER_02]: If you have for real. [SPEAKER_02]: That stuff. [SPEAKER_12]: Is that AIR's this is real? [SPEAKER_12]: Now I ask you, you get Madonna or you can have a threesome with this. [SPEAKER_12]: Madonna. [SPEAKER_09]: Go to Madonna. [SPEAKER_09]: Go to Madonna instead. [SPEAKER_09]: The other ones even worse.

[SPEAKER_09]: Go back. [SPEAKER_09]: Go back. [SPEAKER_09]: God. [SPEAKER_09]: That's it. [SPEAKER_09]: Look at the fingers. [SPEAKER_09]: Those are witches for the second one. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: The second one. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, is this a whole shoot like this, but they look better in the sort of delta break you for being a friend. [SPEAKER_09]: So is this, but it's not one of this is real. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, no, they don't have fucking sunken in cheeks like that. [SPEAKER_11]: Are you positive? [SPEAKER_11]: I'm 100 percent positive. [SPEAKER_02]: All right, so they do they do they do I'd right now Well, not wait you they do have I get it. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I don't they do have sharp features now because of no college into their face But it's not sucking in like the goddamn red skull for Christ. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, they all did the the what are they call it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Buckel fat removal or something like that so this is confirmed a I [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what they normally do. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's cute though. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she did. [SPEAKER_02]: It's normally, she looks cute. [SPEAKER_02]: All right, there's other pictures were weird. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the other ones just were creepy. [SPEAKER_02]: All right, thank God, that's fake. [SPEAKER_02]: That's fake.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why don't we just look at the first episode if they would have put it up on their thing, on their feet. [SPEAKER_02]: I could pay to do that shit. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know if that's normal. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it looks like the one on the left kind of looks Fiona Apple, is she a little bit? [SPEAKER_12]: I feel like you would see the head of your cock under their skin. [SPEAKER_12]: Probably. [SPEAKER_11]: Well, they've always been thin.

[SPEAKER_11]: Not sure I see the problem there. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not saying it's bad. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm the same. [SPEAKER_02]: Is that freaky well? [SPEAKER_02]: You use their chin like I like thicker. [SPEAKER_12]: I like thicker. [SPEAKER_02]: I won't lie. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, same. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, same. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like the little skin and bone stew and I'm not a big fan. [SPEAKER_12]: I don't like the idea of your bent over. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's just no good.

[SPEAKER_12]: No, you're like this isn't an ass. [SPEAKER_11]: This is just a Yeah, it just looks like a tear at a fucking leather sofa. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, and then it like spreads out So it's just all skin and like it's pretty much just a hole in the skin. [SPEAKER_10]: You know who there's a celebrity I think fucking a cigarette burn who agrees with you who's that? [SPEAKER_10]: Stephen Hawking. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so, all right, is this A.I. [SPEAKER_02]: or is this real Bob?

[SPEAKER_10]: That's far as I don't want to talk about it. [SPEAKER_02]: So Bob said another photo popped out of Stephen Hawking with Epstein. [SPEAKER_02]: On the island. [SPEAKER_02]: On the islands. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, is this Daily Mail? [SPEAKER_02]: This is real. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_11]: But it be beyond the daily mail doesn't make it really get sued like every 15 minutes Yeah, but it's a completely full of mostly for wiretapping No, they're wiretapping. [SPEAKER_11]: No, the daily mail gets sued for fucking All the time. [SPEAKER_02]: This is how they get it right is they wiretap people Let's see this. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, I mean they do that, but they also lie a lot. [SPEAKER_02]: That's who is the redhead with Megan Markle what the fuck's his name?

[SPEAKER_02]: They soon got a bunch of money. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they tapped all of this. [SPEAKER_02]: Did you see, that was strange. [SPEAKER_09]: They tried to humanize her on that show. [SPEAKER_09]: Is that the photo bump? [SPEAKER_09]: And she's hanging out with the Indian chick from the Office Mindy Kaling. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: You know, I never knew Meghan Markle was a chef. [SPEAKER_09]: And I'm a Sussex. [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, and it was like, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: No, we're all done with that. [SPEAKER_09]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: But that's, that's Hawking enjoying a mine's eye right there. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, even with Andrew, she's still the most hated member of the royal family. [SPEAKER_12]: Can he drink? [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, I know. [SPEAKER_12]: I don't think so. [SPEAKER_12]: I think this was part of the whole goof. [SPEAKER_12]: You think so?

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I think, I think the, he may have liked it, but I think they were like, guys, let's, let's just bring them to the island. [SPEAKER_12]: and then just surround him in underage girls holding my time. [SPEAKER_02]: They did way more than that. [SPEAKER_02]: It was a thing where you can look at like animals under the sea. [SPEAKER_02]: They know how they have those like aquarium type things down there, but it was real.

[SPEAKER_02]: Bob being pulled out of that one up at the ground even in this chair though. [SPEAKER_02]: He can't even talk right there. [SPEAKER_02]: Right there, but in the other one he is in the chair and there's a... [SPEAKER_02]: I noticed how old this woman is behind him, but she's got him pushed up to the glass so he could see the dolphins and stuff kind of cruising by under their ends. [SPEAKER_02]: He wasn't fucking anybody.

[SPEAKER_09]: He just went where they fed the children to the sharks. [SPEAKER_02]: So how do you feel about hawking knowing that he couldn't fuck? [SPEAKER_02]: That he just wanted to watch. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, he just went to see. [SPEAKER_02]: There it is. [SPEAKER_02]: Watch. [SPEAKER_02]: He went to this whole time. [SPEAKER_08]: I like it. [SPEAKER_08]: He cut my hair square. [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, look at that. [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.

[SPEAKER_07]: He really just thought it was a big aquarium. [SPEAKER_07]: Double. [SPEAKER_12]: You don't know what this is. [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, he probably thought it was a big aquarium in the way that Tiberius referred to his little fish. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, that's awesome. [SPEAKER_12]: His Minos. [SPEAKER_12]: Are you sure she's dead and won't know my secret. [SPEAKER_02]: He dribbles between his legs. [SPEAKER_02]: Look at that, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: And she looks into it, too.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, oh, my God. [SPEAKER_02]: Is that a stingray? [SPEAKER_02]: Now, what do you think that is? [SPEAKER_02]: You're really smart. [SPEAKER_11]: Stingray's what he calls his cock. [SPEAKER_09]: They're all, they're all looking at similar swimming through chum right now. [SPEAKER_09]: That's the unfortunate truth. [SPEAKER_02]: Is that Don Lemon in the back? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's a black eye in there. [SPEAKER_02]: There's two black eyes.

[SPEAKER_11]: You don't see them underwater very much. [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_12]: There's actually 12 kids snorkeling, and he's just picking one like Red Lobster. [SPEAKER_11]: Fuck, dude. [SPEAKER_11]: If there's buttons on his keyboard. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like those floating ducks at the fair that you kind of rope out of the water and they have the initial on it and you get it. [SPEAKER_02]: And that's the one that I want from my room. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, perfect.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I mean, what's he looking at there? [SPEAKER_02]: God, dammit. [SPEAKER_02]: Why do you have his head strapped to the... [SPEAKER_02]: in case it leans forward. [SPEAKER_09]: It looks like a dolly, is that it's a dolly? [SPEAKER_02]: Well, if you're going in, so this is submarine, I'm being told. [SPEAKER_02]: If you're going into a submarine, yeah, they get a strap in your head and do it. [SPEAKER_09]: When they steal that photo of the back of the you hole, probably.

[SPEAKER_09]: I think they had a handle lecturer. [SPEAKER_02]: It's the meaning they had around. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Make sure to put a belt around his head. [SPEAKER_12]: If he's not embarrassed enough. [SPEAKER_09]: When he gets close, they slide the belt down around his neck and pull it tighter. [SPEAKER_09]: Yep. [SPEAKER_09]: So you can strangle it a little bit. [SPEAKER_12]: Then she got to be a little careful underwater with his condition.

[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, that could be a full colossal me back. [SPEAKER_12]: She kind of looks like Jennifer Lawrence though. [SPEAKER_02]: She probably had to fucking do it. [SPEAKER_02]: What do you think? [UNKNOWN]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it does look like a ether high. [SPEAKER_02]: You can't see a graze in that. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just got a pony tail. [SPEAKER_11]: She got a ponytail and you can see her back. [SPEAKER_11]: What are you talking about?

[SPEAKER_11]: It looks like Catherine High School. [SPEAKER_02]: That looks like Catherine High School for now. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: I think we could confirm that's Catherine High School. [SPEAKER_09]: Catherine High School. [SPEAKER_09]: She might have gone down there. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, trust me, I know. [SPEAKER_02]: Were you in the submarine? [SPEAKER_12]: I'm just saying. [SPEAKER_02]: She's one of the submarines that you want to entode.

[SPEAKER_12]: Age, but she doesn't look young. [SPEAKER_02]: No, she looks of age from behind. [SPEAKER_12]: No, I'm not defending it. [SPEAKER_12]: She's probably under age, but I mean, you're a huge hockey fan, dude. [SPEAKER_12]: And I've known that a few years. [SPEAKER_12]: I just like his take on black holes and worm holes. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, very good. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: What, which takes specifically? [SPEAKER_12]: Just all of it.

[SPEAKER_12]: So, we now have a talk, no, I don't know, talking about popping. [SPEAKER_02]: He's a tie-hard hockey fan here. [SPEAKER_02]: And how dare you question him like this on this show? [SPEAKER_11]: Well, he did have a theory about radiation that was wrong. [SPEAKER_11]: But does he got his series that Black Hole is removing information from the universe somehow? [SPEAKER_11]: But what we found was that there were... [SPEAKER_09]: Damn, Black Hole's even steel information?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, nailed it. [SPEAKER_11]: But there were, what happened by her? [SPEAKER_11]: What happens is when information goes in the event horizon, it releases energy the same way that you would split an atom and it's called Hawking Radiation now. [SPEAKER_11]: So he was so wrong that he got something named after himself. [SPEAKER_11]: No shit really good for him dude, so he has no control over his body whatsoever, right? [SPEAKER_09]: Like that's the idea. [SPEAKER_09]: He can't move.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, he's dead now, right? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but he couldn't. [SPEAKER_09]: He couldn't move a muscle. [SPEAKER_11]: The only his asshole. [SPEAKER_09]: Right. [SPEAKER_09]: So, but was he able to, um, he could get a reform in the moment? [SPEAKER_09]: He could. [SPEAKER_09]: That's what they were saying. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a lie. [SPEAKER_12]: Really? [SPEAKER_12]: And I believe it's a lie, too. [SPEAKER_12]: There's no way you get hard in the state.

[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody's going to strap your head in. [SPEAKER_02]: There's no way your dick can fucking get hard. [SPEAKER_12]: You're massaging his bed sores. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't mind seeing it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'd like to know it. [SPEAKER_02]: I would too. [SPEAKER_02]: I would too. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, watch anybody. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I hate to victim blame But exactly how was that guy forcing anybody to do anything.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, he's not he's not through the keyboard That's why they would just put him face down and hit him with slippers. [SPEAKER_12]: Yep [SPEAKER_09]: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, don't yuck, don't yuck his young. [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, do you remember how family guys to make fun of him? [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yuck, I'll lock a locker, I'll lock a locker. [SPEAKER_02]: They have him having sex too. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Bob I just think of another video. [SPEAKER_02]: They got Gavin Newsom with usher now and people are flipping out over this I've not seen this video Jesus Christ. [SPEAKER_12]: God I should give a very heavy woman herpes. [SPEAKER_11]: He gave a quite a few. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, one. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah You gotta let it burn Was it just I thought it was just one? [SPEAKER_11]: one student.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_11]: But there's no way if you've given her piece of somebody given it to multiple people. [SPEAKER_02]: If you get married, though, then, you know, what's like you're faithful, then it's just you and the other person. [SPEAKER_09]: Well, the, the, the, the lore as the kids are saying, the wives tell about that letter burn story is that he had to tell.

[SPEAKER_02]: chilly you know what I think was his wife at the time like yeah I got a kid with another girl yes uh because she got sued by the whoopies the herpes girl yeah I would see this uncomfortable I don't even know what this is but I can't wait god

[SPEAKER_02]: He's just fouled y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y' [SPEAKER_09]: because there's no clear leader in the clubhouse of the Democratic Party.

[SPEAKER_09]: They're, they're, they're rudderly. [SPEAKER_02]: But he's still the governor of a state currently. [SPEAKER_02]: And that doesn't end until November. [SPEAKER_09]: Well, it should be Shapiro. [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, he, he should be running away with it right now with what he's done in, in Pennsylvania, which is incredible. [SPEAKER_02]: They burn his house down at Christmas because he was a Jew. [SPEAKER_12]: Right. [SPEAKER_12]: So that's not happening.

[SPEAKER_12]: But when your state's doing as well as California is, I think it's fine to go and continue to leave. [SPEAKER_02]: Go to Atlanta, you're fine, put it on autopilot. [SPEAKER_02]: Go to our worst city, go to Atlanta and Los Angeles, it's a pretty close. [SPEAKER_02]: Go to the current. [SPEAKER_02]: What is this? [SPEAKER_12]: This is Yippewitching, and she's just prompt, huh? [SPEAKER_02]: Say, is the A-Rails? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I hope not.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's reasonable, Neil. [SPEAKER_12]: It's reasonable, Abram. [SPEAKER_12]: Female, but it's reasonable, Neil. [SPEAKER_02]: Did you see Trump's joke about it? [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: You give him his tank? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Which was awesome. [SPEAKER_02]: She's under investigation for fraud right now. [SPEAKER_02]: I just googled this. [SPEAKER_12]: The lady Abrams was running out of a place and hit a pole.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: In her knee slot, I love her too. [SPEAKER_12]: That's it. [SPEAKER_02]: You had it to go on the run there, but I think she's under investigation for fraud. [SPEAKER_02]: I think Fannie Willis is in the Latisha James at the moment. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, they just call it so fraud. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of fraud going on apparently and once you get that gig. [SPEAKER_09]: What's up with Bondi and Cache Patel?

[SPEAKER_09]: Cache Patel is a little snow bunny. [SPEAKER_09]: Having drinks with the US hockey. [SPEAKER_09]: He loves being famous. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, he's out of the rest. [SPEAKER_09]: Somebody? [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if you knew this, but the FBI director always goes to protect our Olympians. [SPEAKER_11]: So it's never happened once. [SPEAKER_11]: It's not of American history, it's not happened one time. [SPEAKER_09]: It is now.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's not around like a sheer leader drinking, who make a low bultures with a team that he had absolutely nothing to do with their success in the clubhouse. [SPEAKER_09]: As a former athlete on a much lower level, clearly anybody who's in that clubhouse, that's not an athlete. [SPEAKER_09]: We all look at them at all times like who is this fucking guy? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, don't you remember in the movie Miracle, though, where what is it?

[SPEAKER_12]: Bursinius, Chuggen-Down, Tallboy, is the movie? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, with Donald Rubbsfeld, we'll do a cartwheel through the room. [SPEAKER_12]: Hey, that cut. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: Is that what it was? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was Disney. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it made that. [SPEAKER_02]: It would have been on. [SPEAKER_11]: Hoover. [SPEAKER_11]: Hoover at the time? [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and Hoover is, uh, notorious cross-dresses.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes. [SPEAKER_02]: And I guess it's dressed as a woman. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, shit. [SPEAKER_02]: He would have been a little lady in the locker room. [SPEAKER_02]: That was interesting. [SPEAKER_02]: That would have been really fucking fun. [SPEAKER_07]: Well done boys. [SPEAKER_07]: Was he really across stress or though? [SPEAKER_07]: Because there's a, there's a, oh yeah, out of it. [SPEAKER_11]: I would say a movie probably.

[SPEAKER_11]: He's a career bachelor who he referred to as mom as mother and lived with her and she took care of him into his like later years. [SPEAKER_12]: What did they just make him a murderer though? [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, he probably murdered a few people. [SPEAKER_11]: He blackmailed everybody. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: I don't mean killing. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean like murdered and a cold blood. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think he could personally do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think he directed somebody else. [SPEAKER_02]: Kind of like with your look right now. [SPEAKER_02]: You're telling somebody else to murder for you. [SPEAKER_02]: You're not doing the murder. [SPEAKER_12]: I see what you're saying. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not the one, yeah, okay. [SPEAKER_02]: You directed it. [SPEAKER_02]: Sure. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, so I'm gonna give you that credit, obviously. [SPEAKER_08]: But I don't get your heart out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't still have mothers clothes. [SPEAKER_02]: Right. [SPEAKER_02]: Where I try on. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, right, but you're wearing them when you tell the guy to murder somebody. [SPEAKER_02]: We were like, hey, is that it? [SPEAKER_02]: Is that your mom's clothes? [SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, she shouldn't have been take your 15 grams. [SPEAKER_12]: Right. [SPEAKER_12]: You're like, these are mothers pearls.

[SPEAKER_12]: Uh-huh. [SPEAKER_12]: Because I think he wore his mom's pearls. [SPEAKER_02]: I think he did. [SPEAKER_12]: And he was in a dressing high heels in Penny. [SPEAKER_12]: He was, yeah, who were, yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: He did wear his jewelry. [SPEAKER_02]: Janker. [SPEAKER_12]: He wore the pool. [SPEAKER_12]: Down. [SPEAKER_12]: Down. [SPEAKER_02]: allegedly.

[SPEAKER_12]: It was uh... decaprio right and i'm being in the capital down on currustlin the lock a room in the movie marical yeah yeah sucks it sucks it such it and till yeah i mean it's currustlin everybody here's gonna suck it and it's just a matter of [SPEAKER_09]: Was this on the DVD, because I only saw the deleted scenes? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that was on the blue right? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that was the delete scene. [SPEAKER_11]: Speaking of the caprio, he too's happening.

[SPEAKER_11]: And it's a, it's a prequel. [SPEAKER_11]: So the caprio is, the caprio is young Val, he's young Chris, Christian Bale is young Pachino, which is weird. [SPEAKER_11]: But who's on this? [SPEAKER_11]: Christian Bale is great. [SPEAKER_11]: Adam Driver is young De Nero.

[SPEAKER_11]: And then also I think Austin Butler's attached is and there's one other is he playing the young bell calmer that's what the caprio's playing bell calmer really so I don't know who's playing uh uh site maybe Butler's playing size more of a Butler's pretty.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Right, right. [SPEAKER_11]: I would think in less than a long day. [SPEAKER_11]: He's the same for 75. [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that was a prequel. [SPEAKER_12]: So he would have been like in his 30s But man's in his 80s now, but he still looks the exact same. [SPEAKER_12]: Looks identical to this day. [SPEAKER_02]: So you probably paint your opinion maybe Are we not there AI yet that we can just d h these guys? [SPEAKER_11]: Bradley Cooper's in it too. [SPEAKER_11]: Who is he playing?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: His killer's dead. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_12]: Even if he was still around with the last top gun, I don't think it would really sell. [SPEAKER_11]: They, this, let's see, got shot through this. [SPEAKER_11]: This press release says that the caprio is playing the younger of Alcomer. [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, uh, that's weird. [SPEAKER_11]: He's got the older. [SPEAKER_09]: He'd be done. [SPEAKER_09]: He'd be done. [SPEAKER_09]: He'd be done.

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[SPEAKER_02]: What, what's, what's the fucking wrong with his eye? [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_09]: Apparently there's, uh, there's a bunch of different theories about it. [SPEAKER_09]: Something about a stave diving, uh, accident when he was filming the doors. [SPEAKER_09]: But this is like the most gruesome thing that nobody talks about, Albert. [SPEAKER_09]: That, that'll come as elbow is unreal. [SPEAKER_09]: Wait, what? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: I never know.

[SPEAKER_09]: I've never seen so handsome. [SPEAKER_09]: You get you get lost in his eyes. [SPEAKER_09]: Right. [SPEAKER_12]: I think his elbow was wrong with his fucking elbow. [SPEAKER_12]: He had lost in his hair cut. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_12]: Whoa, what the fuck. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: That's it was like a goiter or something. [SPEAKER_12]: That's a cool. [SPEAKER_09]: He's got, yeah, he's got maybe got hurt.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: There's this on the movie. [SPEAKER_09]: There's better pictures of it too. [SPEAKER_09]: It's it's not. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't want to see any more about it. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, no, it's it's well, it fits. [SPEAKER_11]: It's not a tool move. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it works with a character. [SPEAKER_12]: He's gone through some shitty's got elbow problems. [SPEAKER_12]: He's not checking on his throat. [SPEAKER_02]: But I guess why aren't we de-aging these guys?

[SPEAKER_02]: I guess. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, why not? [SPEAKER_02]: Do that, I guess. [SPEAKER_12]: I think I don't know how to be kind of disrespectful to de-age killmer. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: But if we, you could just de-age to Caprio, like you said, though, and have him as playing young and old. [SPEAKER_12]: But de-caprio's becoming old. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, even in, I mean, I realize he was made up to look like shit, but in his last movie, [SPEAKER_12]: He looks like shit.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know, we're probably less than 10 years away from going to some black market place in Thailand where you can bend over a sex robot that looks exactly like Valcoma. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, he easily. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I have the video that Valcoma onto. [SPEAKER_09]: Valcoma onto a. [SPEAKER_02]: One of our listeners just sent me today. [SPEAKER_02]: D&A, D&A, Donator, Bob. [SPEAKER_02]: I just sent it to you, View, via Twitter.

[SPEAKER_02]: They keep fucking making these movies with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, these AI movies. [SPEAKER_02]: to prove. [SPEAKER_02]: Trying to see what it is going to be like, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And like, this was the new one today that popped up. [SPEAKER_02]: And everybody was like, all right, cool, man. [SPEAKER_02]: So I guess why couldn't you de-age these guys and go from there? [SPEAKER_02]: If it's gotten this easy, right? [SPEAKER_09]: Just press play on this.

[SPEAKER_09]: But I'm talking about like, they're going to be able to download. [SPEAKER_09]: Like, you'll be able to go to some turned on song. [SPEAKER_09]: They're going to ding us for in the air tonight for sure. [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, is this AI? [SPEAKER_02]: This is AI, yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so I mean he ran that red lights. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like that street looks more AI than they do All right, I know it's weird, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: And then they got island boys the island boys just uh, they're their prisoners and some fucking words out So that could be an older absinit. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know what the The plot of this is I'm gonna watch the full thing yet, but [SPEAKER_09]: So like that right there like if you're able to go who's that anada armus, yeah, right so you're able to go to Some black market.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm assuming it's gonna be in Thailand, but I might happen here in America We're they're gonna download is always first right like X Machina if it's gonna be a robot It looks exactly like anada armus and you're gonna be able to bang that robot that looks and feels like anada armus You're gonna tell me that that's [SPEAKER_09]: That's not going to happen.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can't tell me that that's what people are going to call out their life savings to be banging, penalty crews, or you're going to get to the point where you just crisper your own wife and say, hey, give her to me at 18 or 19 years old, right, it's it.

[SPEAKER_11]: Right, or your wife's mom, right, depending on what you're into or more likely what's going to happen is we'll figure out how to transfer consciousness as well and we'll crisper ourselves and put ourselves back in a younger boss. [SPEAKER_02]: Spinning it up like an altered carbon. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they are fighting glean maps.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but glean is yeah, glean is dressed up like awesome powers there All right, did you see that the thing with the the fake glean and Montreal was that confirm to be a Internet hoax which one apparently the conspiracy web went nuts that [SPEAKER_09]: Galane and her brother were seen in Montreal and this woman who looks suspiciously like her. [SPEAKER_09]: Maybe. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Walter Carter was a great warrior by the way. [SPEAKER_09]: The first season.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: I like it all. [SPEAKER_09]: They did lose the plot. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_09]: Second season. [SPEAKER_09]: So we were talking with this in the way here. [SPEAKER_09]: The first season. [SPEAKER_09]: Every, every first season on streaming that's been good. [SPEAKER_09]: The second season's been so bad that you got to feel like the people just don't want to do it anymore.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think the money is is one of the biggest parts where they don't get paid as much as they [SPEAKER_02]: So therefore, and then they cut the writing staff in half. [SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, you went from a writer's room that was 12 down to, I think if it's under six episodes, you only have to use two. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: So they're only using two.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you're getting less writers, you're getting less, because all this shit, even the AI, it's still going to be about storytelling. [SPEAKER_02]: And if you can't write, you're still fought. [SPEAKER_11]: For anybody that hasn't seen altered carbon season one, though highly recommend everybody I mean, for the change out from the new to the anyway they changed out a lot of the castes season two But later What's a later caligridus that wrote it is fucking awesome?

[SPEAKER_11]: I talked her sometimes in a political group But she wrote a shutter island as well. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's a great movie. [SPEAKER_11]: Same same writer. [SPEAKER_11]: Same creator Who when you say full front and was it a dude's dick? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but not nearly as much as the smoke show Asian that they had and I think okay I'm absolutely sick. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was gonna say that's all I really like is male nudity Well, that guy likes to have his heart.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yes. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's in a great TV show about being a slash or killer with Kevin Bacon to a camera with the fuck He's a great actor I mean, let's give him his biggest flowers He's Rome Rome Yeah, he said Mark Anthony Look at that hog dude, I gotta see what this thing is He's got a full frontal career All right Well, let's see it, obviously I like I need to Did you see the hog on the dude in the night of the seven kingdoms?

[SPEAKER_02]: The following is it That can't show Which one? [SPEAKER_09]: What is this? [SPEAKER_02]: Is this his hog here, Bob? [SPEAKER_02]: From Rome, that's fine. [SPEAKER_02]: Look, whatever the hog is, you know, I just need to see it. [SPEAKER_02]: You think that's American? [SPEAKER_09]: It's, uh, he does full front the one a few different ones. [SPEAKER_09]: So I mean, he's clearly, uh, he's clearly, Americans weren't meant for dudes, man. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You don't want to pigeonhole yourself. [SPEAKER_11]: You're not just a comedian, you're an entertainer. [SPEAKER_12]: That's true. [SPEAKER_12]: It's like the Sammy Davis thing. [SPEAKER_12]: Except people will let me swim in their pools. [SPEAKER_11]: You're a multi-hifin' it. [SPEAKER_11]: Uh, well, you're not, we said a jujoker of Black Show. [SPEAKER_11]: Both. [SPEAKER_11]: Both, time. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the time. [SPEAKER_11]: It's hard to say.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: So not sure it's a lot of credit for changing the rules and vagus for Black people to swim, but it's really because he didn't want to change hotels and not because he likes Sam yet. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, yeah, he's like, no, he's going to swim in there. [SPEAKER_12]: We're going somewhere else and they're like, all right. [SPEAKER_12]: They're like fuck. [SPEAKER_02]: Who isn't charged with a Jerry Curl?

[UNKNOWN]: Like, uh, [SPEAKER_02]: Man, there's a lot on there that aren't good, aren't they? [SPEAKER_02]: Um, that was about Alex the big set. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is like now, man, I'm not doing that post, so I'm actually good. [SPEAKER_02]: Alex, he puts out toss every 60 days. [SPEAKER_02]: What? [SPEAKER_02]: He puts out. [SPEAKER_02]: He's the fifth most swatched comedian in the world. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and he did it all through his own channel. [SPEAKER_02]: Is it?

[SPEAKER_02]: So I think his last special got 14 million views? [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's not. [SPEAKER_02]: So I follow him. [SPEAKER_12]: He and I both did well off of, um, [SPEAKER_12]: I don't want to put myself in the same league, but off of, um, this is not happening, because his storytelling skills were amazing. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, they're incredible. [SPEAKER_02]: It's one of my, it's like, we've done over 2000 episodes of the Dringer Bros.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's, that was the top five show for me. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he's tremendous. [SPEAKER_02]: He, just telling real stories. [SPEAKER_02]: Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they were funny, but they were dark. [SPEAKER_12]: That's the way that I love storytelling, though. [SPEAKER_12]: That's authentic, as the humor just happens. [SPEAKER_12]: It's not forced a lot. [SPEAKER_02]: Right. [SPEAKER_12]: He does it perfectly.

[SPEAKER_12]: uh... now let's say shuckin and jive and i don't mean i mean that against all comics but i mean he does it we're choice of words for blackout that's true be you can't we're pandering but yeah and one of the jive turkeys pandering would have been better that's the shuckin jive yeah you're right i shouldn't have said that now it's on record and i don't have it they'll never know was me i'll just shave

[SPEAKER_12]: Ever since God felt I've been canceled like eight times with my mustache I just pretend I'm someone else. [SPEAKER_02]: What happened on God felt the cancer here? [SPEAKER_12]: I was talking about it was a joke about Basically how watching the new daily show with Thai what's his face Trevor Noah the end joke was just You know if you were gonna say something in your country You'd be killed as opposed to coming to ours.

[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't necessarily mean the country of South Africa I meant the continent [SPEAKER_12]: So the whole thing was I'd rather have a tire soaked around my head and lid on fire. [SPEAKER_12]: But because it was a bad bunny conversation, media matters clipped it to make it seem like I didn't know Puerto Rico was a U.S. territory. [SPEAKER_12]: So when they told everybody I was a horrible racist and then for two days, millions of people, 1,721 death threats in a night.

[SPEAKER_12]: No shits. [SPEAKER_12]: For not knowing Puerto Rico was a U.S. territory, which I did, never said I didn't. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Also, you were historically under it. [SPEAKER_09]: That's what [SPEAKER_09]: Nobel Peace Prize winner Nelson Mandela used to do it used to him and his wife apparently his wife was supposed to be much worse would take tires so come and gasoline light them on fire while the people were still alive.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes. [SPEAKER_09]: That was shit. [SPEAKER_09]: What is that duty? [SPEAKER_09]: It's one of the worst deaths you can possibly have as it melts onto your skin and you emulate. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Holy fuck. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: And they would do it to people that were like working with the whites and the [SPEAKER_09]: You want to work with dumb crackers? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it was a South African necktie. [SPEAKER_09]: No shit.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's how Stephen Hawking would get a rations. [SPEAKER_12]: That's the only way it could get rations. [SPEAKER_12]: Tire fires. [SPEAKER_02]: A back to Lindsey Graham thing. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: It give you $2 million and it airs on Netflix. [SPEAKER_02]: But you can see the back of Lindsey Graham the entire time and you can hear him. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, deal. [SPEAKER_12]: Okay. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not even going to think about it. [SPEAKER_12]: All right.

[SPEAKER_12]: $2 million. [SPEAKER_09]: $2 million? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: There's very few things in the world. [SPEAKER_09]: I would not do that. [SPEAKER_02]: I will be called a Graham crack ups. [SPEAKER_02]: And night with any evening with Lady G. I think what do you think of Lizzy Graham Labs? [SPEAKER_09]: I feel like he goes, I do. [SPEAKER_07]: Oh my. [SPEAKER_07]: I do do. [SPEAKER_07]: Very dandy. [SPEAKER_11]: He probably gets the vapors a lot.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I would imagine. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'll freeze you a popper mid-show. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you got it. [SPEAKER_07]: That's just like taking it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yep. [SPEAKER_02]: That is just like, listen up. [SPEAKER_02]: He's just... [SPEAKER_12]: Listen up. [SPEAKER_12]: Michael Douglas getting railed by Matt Damon playing liberal arts. [SPEAKER_02]: That's one of my favorite sex scenes. [SPEAKER_12]: I watched it on a plane and I've never seen it.

[SPEAKER_12]: And I was like, I'll watch behind the candle opera. [SPEAKER_12]: And it's just Michael Scott's getting fucked in the ass. [SPEAKER_12]: And I'm just like, there's kids on this, like, right there. [SPEAKER_12]: And I didn't know if I should turn it off because I'd look home of foe big if I turned it off. [SPEAKER_12]: I ran too deep. [SPEAKER_02]: You ran too deep. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm far into it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to go the other way. [SPEAKER_02]: And this is a way.

[SPEAKER_02]: I did try this off though. [SPEAKER_02]: This is a prize to you. [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody sitting next to Dan on the flights and Dan slacked into like a iPad or whatever, right? [SPEAKER_02]: And so was the guy next to him. [SPEAKER_02]: He was watching that Emma Stone black and white movie Bob that she won the Oscar [SPEAKER_03]: She just named it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: She's just naked and essentially, like, fucking the entire time, and I'm watching this guy, and he sees the nudity, and he starts kind of freaking out, it looks over at Dan, Dan's not paying attention, and I'm just waiting, because I know he's going to turn towards me, right? [SPEAKER_02]: He turns over to me, and I'm looking right out, and when I just go. [SPEAKER_02]: Gross. [SPEAKER_02]: Gross.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then I turned back and never addressed it, never said a word, and it was my own private moment at that time where I was just like, fuck this guy. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I love it. [SPEAKER_02]: And now he's got to live with that, the rest of it. [SPEAKER_11]: You have to take the opportunity to do weird shit in public. [SPEAKER_11]: So I went to Party City this morning to buy costumes and we were shooting sketches of the house every day. [SPEAKER_11]: OK.

[SPEAKER_12]: Which you guys are going to fucking love. [SPEAKER_12]: And I in no way play to Southern Dandy. [SPEAKER_11]: So I have all these weird wardrobe weapons, all kinds of stuff and just like a lot of it. [SPEAKER_11]: Four or 500 bucks worth of stuff and the lady at the counter is like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's all this foreign. [SPEAKER_11]: Like, oh, it's my wedding anniversary. [SPEAKER_11]: and I didn't say another word the whole time.

[SPEAKER_11]: She didn't even fucking respond. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you got to be used to a party city, right? [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, I don't know what people go in there for on a daily basis. [SPEAKER_11]: There's there's there's there's two rows of cost of stuff. [SPEAKER_11]: But most of it is party supplies. [SPEAKER_11]: Fucking paper plates and all that bullshit. [SPEAKER_11]: It's a big building to only sell that.

[SPEAKER_02]: There was a Halloween place in Wilmington, North Carolina, that's open year round. [SPEAKER_02]: where it's directly across from UNCW campus. [SPEAKER_02]: And so we would buy a bunch of weird shit in there when we were shooting during a broken city area. [SPEAKER_02]: And I asked, I said, I go, forgive me, you're the only Halloween store that has opened a joint of like every single day of the year.

[SPEAKER_02]: And they go, yeah, the college because of the fraternities, they'll come in and buy out shit for costumes, should all the time. [SPEAKER_02]: So I was like, oh, that makes sense. [SPEAKER_02]: And then also the dude just peers over and he goes, [SPEAKER_02]: And I bet people dressed up and fucking some of these. [SPEAKER_02]: And then he just walked away and I was just like, oh fuck, like, okay, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: So that he was hip-to-it as well.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Because if you see, let's say you saw non-college kids walk in there. [SPEAKER_02]: And it was just an older couple. [SPEAKER_02]: And they were buying like a maids outfit or, you know, a male cheerleading thing. [SPEAKER_02]: Sure. [SPEAKER_02]: Whatever you're into, up with a mustache. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm into the old cheerleader outfit. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: I wanted to be a sweater.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like a doctor or a surgeon or whatever your thing is. [SPEAKER_09]: You know, it's beer zoops I do it again. [SPEAKER_09]: That'll do it for me. [SPEAKER_09]: Is that a cop? [SPEAKER_11]: No, it's a girl in a skirt and a crop top, I think. [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, God, a God. [SPEAKER_11]: And I say girl, I don't mean she did it. [SPEAKER_11]: No, it was 16. [SPEAKER_09]: 16, 16, 16. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, because my girl. [SPEAKER_09]: And fairness to me, I was 15 at the time.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, she was your. [SPEAKER_09]: So it's just, it's a blood memory. [SPEAKER_09]: She was older. [SPEAKER_12]: I was 17. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm the exact same age as her and my girlfriend dragged me to her concert. [SPEAKER_12]: and promised you a lot of the guys there were alone. [SPEAKER_02]: Really? [SPEAKER_12]: Yes. [SPEAKER_12]: And this was in the 99. [SPEAKER_02]: So there's no surprise she lost her fucking minds? [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: You know? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: That one's a... That one's a horse. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, she was in the Mickey Mouse Club and all that stuff. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, she's basically been famous and she was born. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, dad tried to sell her sister, too. [SPEAKER_09]: Yes. [SPEAKER_09]: Like, doing trying to sell Jamie Leonard, something like that? [SPEAKER_02]: It's a Disney. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Because it was like some crazy... [SPEAKER_02]: And she was like, I, she lost the tune.

[SPEAKER_02]: She was like, I'm getting out of here, going back to Louisiana. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm getting knocked up at 18, I'm going to leave a fucking alligator. [SPEAKER_02]: So that was kind of her stuff. [SPEAKER_12]: She made her choice. [SPEAKER_12]: She married a guy that, uh, does like boat tours, right? [SPEAKER_12]: Like alligator boat tours. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody else did two very famous. [SPEAKER_02]: Lana Del Rey. [SPEAKER_02]: Lana Del Rey did two.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she married a boat tour guide down to Louisiana. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, one of the fan takes people out to go look hunt for alligators. [SPEAKER_09]: Women like men, it turns out, manly ass. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you don't want to hunt for alligators, though. [SPEAKER_02]: No, he's just dropped the chicken in there. [SPEAKER_11]: You drive a stick, there's a stake you drive into the ground and on the other end, it has this.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know what it's called, but it's advice you put raw chicken in usually. [SPEAKER_11]: And when they clamp down on it, it clamps their jaw shut, and they just spend all night and then you walk up to him in the morning with a 45 and blast the fucking brains out of the back of the head. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think that's really called that hunting. [SPEAKER_11]: Not putting my video on YouTube, but for great boots. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and Daddy needs a jump.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yes. [SPEAKER_02]: Once a guy out here. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, alligator hunting is a really quick process. [SPEAKER_02]: And as soon as those fuckers start spinning, it's exactly like Dan says they've set out a 45-inch shoot on them. [SPEAKER_12]: I think they are the, what's left of the dinosaurs, and they should be killed in any way. [SPEAKER_11]: I agree. [SPEAKER_11]: I agree. [SPEAKER_11]: Heal them answers, too.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: Or Monterlezer, Jenny, those big ones they get to go. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they do not need them and I'll take a step further. [SPEAKER_02]: I bet she there's even a short of it that just kind of makes it really quick Seeing them to watch somebody's symbols. [SPEAKER_02]: She can't do it. [SPEAKER_09]: Would you let your kids your Met your boys just they handsome strapping young though.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you let your kids going to Hollywood if they wanted to act [SPEAKER_02]: I've already had the conversation with my oldest. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, I'll tell you after this. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, look at this dude on the stake on his paris. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh no, he's uh, he's not way way. [SPEAKER_12]: He's gonna be a child of gun. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and he's not like. [SPEAKER_12]: He's making sure. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh boy. [SPEAKER_11]: She missed. [SPEAKER_11]: Did she?

[SPEAKER_11]: Is he still alive? [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, you could see the water rock up, I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: He's waiting too long. [SPEAKER_02]: She's trying to reload it, it looks like. [SPEAKER_12]: This isn't good, isn't it? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he got it. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he got it. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he got it. [SPEAKER_02]: Shout out from one foot away. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God. [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Lisa. [SPEAKER_02]: He asked about it.

[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, and because he loves it, he's been in a couple of movies, because I hate a casting kids. [SPEAKER_02]: It was a nightmare. [SPEAKER_02]: He only get him for like four hours, and he'll tie her tutors and bullshit. [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's crazy, expensive to hire a child. [SPEAKER_12]: And you have to molest them. [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, otherwise, it's not Hollywood. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, if you're lucky.

[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, if you want them to have the authentic experience. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what I mean. [SPEAKER_02]: Like there's a reason. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it was a whole apartment complex. [SPEAKER_11]: George, you need to get rid of it. [SPEAKER_02]: You've got to try to do a part of your show. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, man. [SPEAKER_02]: That was a whole apartment complex. [SPEAKER_02]: They were all getting touched. [SPEAKER_02]: You're having a drink. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, quit apartments. [SPEAKER_09]: No. [SPEAKER_09]: Thanks. [SPEAKER_09]: Does this smell like chloroformian? [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_09]: That's you, man. [SPEAKER_09]: Just push it on a rack against elections. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm a lot more interested in this monkey punch. [SPEAKER_11]: Have you seen this little guy? [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's sad. [SPEAKER_11]: Well, he's doing well now, I think. [SPEAKER_11]: Punch. [SPEAKER_07]: He's got his punch.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's got his monkey. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, so his mom rejected him. [SPEAKER_09]: Okay, and that's only the dad in that people That race. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, there it is. [SPEAKER_03]: That's a little stuff then. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, look at him. [SPEAKER_11]: So his mom rejected him So the caretakers raised him for a little while and then they have to reintroduce him to the crowd He got roughed up a little bit as he was reintegrating, but he's fine now.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he's fine now. [SPEAKER_11]: Who's it like him?

[SPEAKER_11]: the other mucky right there like hey so one mucky was a mom and she had a kid that was maybe twice his age like six months old or something okay and he kept trying to fuck with that other one because he doesn't have a good social skills yet and the mom just came over and drug his ass goes like low impulse control oh yeah exactly yeah per capita the mucky's do have well so anyways [SPEAKER_11]: Finally, they got it all worked out, but he still got this little fucking stuff down.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he's really cute But he's yeah, he's got like a one of the one of the females in the group has taken care of now Okay, so I've been like we've seen the videos up to where yeah, yeah, no the world is like fucking and love with this little monkey now I hope this is what the penguin was walking towards to be a part of this [SPEAKER_09]: I hope he doesn't end up as with another Harambe. [SPEAKER_02]: I guess that's what I don't want to do.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well that's what somebody actually posted that when the day that the video came out where he was getting dragged around by that other female. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: The older female, like if we can save this monkey, we can set the world back on its proper course. [SPEAKER_11]: Right, it's 2016 because everything has been rough. [SPEAKER_02]: It's been rough since Harambe got it. [SPEAKER_02]: Mom has nothing wrong.

[SPEAKER_02]: But to answer your question by the way, it was a, I said, hey dude, by the time you get to be old enough to act, they won't need you anymore. [SPEAKER_02]: It'll be, you know, 12, 13 years. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think he'll be actors, do you? [SPEAKER_12]: I do. [SPEAKER_02]: I do. [SPEAKER_12]: I think it's because you're going to want to watch people. [SPEAKER_12]: And I think people are very tired of whatever this is.

[SPEAKER_12]: the problem, I don't know about Hollywood because Hollywood's dead. [SPEAKER_09]: Do you know what I mean? [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, record sold last year in America. [SPEAKER_09]: There's something out, visceral art. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, I think that's part of an independent spirit, though, that needs to come back to film, and that's what we're going to see. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, this is part of that. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, the success of this show.

[SPEAKER_12]: Sure. [SPEAKER_12]: So there is something outside of that system. [SPEAKER_12]: In that system, I don't know if there'll be work available, but that's probably a good thing considering what all those kids in all seriousness have had to go through. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, look, because the big one, mine prediction on this show and I'll ask you guys for this year, for 2026. [SPEAKER_02]: I think the biggest movie in the entire world this year will be the Michael Jackson biopic.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I think billions of dollars, just because he was so massive globally around the world. [SPEAKER_02]: Have you guys seen the trailer? [SPEAKER_02]: I saw the play that they're going to base that on too. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you did. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because I didn't know it was based on a play. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was based on a play. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was based on a play. [SPEAKER_02]: No, uh, one of the cousins.

[SPEAKER_02]: One of the, uh, Jackson's, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: No shit. [SPEAKER_02]: So they wanted real people who looked and sounded and all that shit. [SPEAKER_11]: Who's playing McColle talking? [SPEAKER_11]: Because he's got kids. [SPEAKER_02]: The, wow, he should be playing himself to these still looks the same. [SPEAKER_12]: I think he was okay.

[SPEAKER_11]: I guess you could say what's a what's her name from ET what's her name Drew Barrymore and ET was pretty fun Good to yeah, this been a couple little girl and folder guys.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think there's like for multiple movies [SPEAKER_11]: he had two my girls while one my girl and then I fucking death scene but yeah he had a my girl he had uh uh two homologues a good son uh uncle buck i mean that's a fucking wrong and going back and forth of the john candy and being good yeah homing like really really good and he did uh and go back and forth with trump's right you get carrying carrying uh the the the pro tag and it's like with [SPEAKER_12]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, he's a talented guy and he was a I don't know if there was been a better child He's he's starting to get back into acting here in there, isn't he? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he's doing pop it up and stuff. [SPEAKER_09]: I mean, he's a lot of brothers doing this. [SPEAKER_09]: His brother was great in that Scott Pilgrim movie that everybody hates, but I like why don't know what's the session? [SPEAKER_09]: His brother won a bunch of every award there was.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he won an Oscar or something like that. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, people don't know. [SPEAKER_09]: Session is Roman Empire, man. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, part of it, it's part of the fuckin' It's part of the paradox. [SPEAKER_12]: It's the brain cockshow, right? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Brain cockshow, hey, it's everybody. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I love brain cockshow. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a world tour now, just how much he hates everyone. [SPEAKER_02]: It's great.

[SPEAKER_09]: My sister ruined a succession for me. [SPEAKER_09]: She goes, this is just... [SPEAKER_09]: This is a rested development if it sucked. [SPEAKER_09]: I was like... Fuck. [SPEAKER_12]: Now wrong. [SPEAKER_12]: Can you ever see the candidate that with a Zackel Fanacca's and Will Ferrell? [SPEAKER_12]: Yes, Brian Cox steals that movie by being so shitty to his kid, which is Zackel Fanacca. [SPEAKER_07]: And he's like, why he's so mad, is it because I wore Crocs to mom's funeral?

[SPEAKER_07]: She was a casual person. [SPEAKER_07]: I'll do it. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, how much he hates his own child. [SPEAKER_02]: It you look like that character. [SPEAKER_02]: The same mustache and everything, the same voice. [SPEAKER_09]: My favorite part of that movie is Will Farrell as George Bush going, I'm gonna fuck his wife. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'm gonna fuck his wife, I'm gonna fuck his wife.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna fuck his wife, and with you, you could have been a fun little dandy in there. [SPEAKER_02]: I could have been. [SPEAKER_02]: With Zach Owl finakki. [SPEAKER_12]: Look, I love acting, and I just needed somebody to play, so I'm putting myself out there. [SPEAKER_12]: Okay, good. [SPEAKER_09]: Zach Owl finakki is for the Hillary claim between two firms will forever be a legend to maybe some areas. [SPEAKER_09]: She was not enjoying that.

[SPEAKER_09]: They might have prepped her. [SPEAKER_09]: They might have they tried desperately to humanize her and she just couldn't do it No, she couldn't she couldn't shed her reptilian form for 15 minutes in between two firms. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and he went off Because as soon as she didn't bud, she was just like, well fuck you [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to keep going.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, Zach Galifinakis, I don't know if you've ever seen live at the purple onion, but it's one of the best teams. [SPEAKER_11]: One of my favorites. [SPEAKER_12]: That's one of one you watched on repeat. [SPEAKER_11]: That one of the fuckers relentless. [SPEAKER_12]: His half hour or two for Comedy Central. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it was really really.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where he's like, yeah, he's at the piano and he goes, my roommate's Chinese every time he walks and he just goes to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to dinner to

[SPEAKER_02]: North Carolina and I said I wanted to raise my kids in the middle of life so he lied to them their entire life and said that he you know like why do all these people know you dad and he's just like yeah [SPEAKER_02]: You know, my job, and I'm an advertising and things like that. [SPEAKER_09]: That's what he said is kids, really. [SPEAKER_02]: And then he recently told him and took him to a premiere, I think recently, and was like, oh, what do I say?

[SPEAKER_02]: It was an animated movie Bob, and I was like, oh, shit, I haven't seen Zach Galvanakis in years. [SPEAKER_02]: And I forgot, like, because he's always been hilarious, and it just didn't seem like you really went anywhere. [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, well, his last movie was in great. [SPEAKER_12]: Which, what, what was it, you remember? [SPEAKER_12]: He was the one, man.

[SPEAKER_12]: Jason Sudak, this is an indie place kind of, [SPEAKER_12]: And it's him and Kristen Wig and they're both like security guards who rob a bank. [SPEAKER_12]: It's based on a true story, but it just, it could be good. [SPEAKER_12]: It just wasn't executed properly. [SPEAKER_12]: God, he can tell the people there, talented, but I don't think the director knew what they were doing. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: With who they had. [SPEAKER_12]: And I can't think of the name of it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Masterminds? [SPEAKER_12]: Masterminds, thank you. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, oh shit, that might have been the movie, Bob. [SPEAKER_02]: Was it recently? [SPEAKER_10]: It was 2016. [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, because he didn't make much after that. [SPEAKER_10]: I don't think he's a lot of random stuff. [SPEAKER_10]: Um, but I don't, yeah, he didn't a lot of random stuff. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but when I read the thing with his kids, it was shocked. [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, holy shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine not knowing, and then your kids watch a movie. [SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, oh fuck. [SPEAKER_02]: I just watched it. [SPEAKER_12]: Is it just a wife? [SPEAKER_12]: Something too, like a model or, uh, Gillofanacus? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, or maybe she was much mad at you. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know much about his fucking personal, if it's whoever.

[SPEAKER_09]: I just watched the movie on Netflix, I don't know how old it is, but the ensemble cast was incredible. [SPEAKER_09]: I was like, how have I never heard of this? [SPEAKER_09]: And it was Bill Murray and Adam Driver and Tilda Swinn, it's a zombie movie. [SPEAKER_09]: And it was top five worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life. [SPEAKER_09]: In my life, I just kept waiting for it to get better. [SPEAKER_09]: And it was so... [SPEAKER_09]: Horribly bad.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, where he's the cop. [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, it's so bad. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and you know, I'm a Bill Murray stand Like I'm one of those guys. [SPEAKER_09]: It's like Bill Murray. [SPEAKER_09]: All right. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm watching Adam Driver I like I like like everybody in it And you know Tom weets is in it, and it's just so bad. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a big deal to swing and fan me too. [SPEAKER_02]: I can just watch her shower all day [SPEAKER_09]: What's up? [SPEAKER_09]: Huh?

[SPEAKER_02]: Is there a problem with Zelda Swinton? [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: She played it. [SPEAKER_09]: She played it. [SPEAKER_09]: Great Michael Jackson. [SPEAKER_02]: She could play it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, later on in life. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, clear. [SPEAKER_02]: When he went, why?

[SPEAKER_09]: Dianna Ross, but did they have the real way, do you think they'll do the real voice in the movie that's so funny to me That nobody knows that the the the the leaked footage of him doing his real like Gary in the Anahood Boys Michael Jackson Oh, no do that exists. [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, please look it up.

[SPEAKER_12]: There's there's some I've heard that rumor for years There's some rumors a lot of black people in Hollywood that have heard it right tell their stories to [SPEAKER_09]: So there's a guy who was like, it's not like thugged out, but you can tell it's real. [SPEAKER_09]: No, so with it, there's a recording. [SPEAKER_09]: And there's some moments, I'm just a huge fan of yours. [SPEAKER_09]: I'll thank you so much. [SPEAKER_09]: No, you mean so much?

[SPEAKER_09]: It means so much to me. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and then she finally is, and then he turns it down. [SPEAKER_09]: I thought that bitch would never leave. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's just shut the fuck up. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and then there's another story of him beating the shit out of two-pock out of at a I Part one two Apparently like like he's a six-two dude from Gary Indiana who's dad.

[SPEAKER_09]: You stop put the fucking used to put the wood to and two-pock You know two-pock He has that thug image but two-pock might have been a little you know [SPEAKER_02]: Well, Dan, it's been a little sweet. [SPEAKER_02]: Dan's talked about that on the show for a long time. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, too, Pock went to Dan's school with the Jada Pink at Smith. [SPEAKER_02]: Right. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, that's not a secret. [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_12]: It was all for show, which is fine.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: But I mean, him getting gunned down was an all for show. [SPEAKER_12]: He definitely got him with the wrong elements. [SPEAKER_12]: Sure. [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, what happened from time to time? [SPEAKER_12]: So did you know he did he killed you and his friend? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: Weird. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Is this it? [SPEAKER_02]: Bob, play this. [SPEAKER_02]: I've never heard it. [SPEAKER_02]: I've heard the rumor before.

[SPEAKER_10]: This is what I could find. [SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if this is it or not. [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, let's see. [SPEAKER_04]: That's a situation. [SPEAKER_04]: It is. [SPEAKER_04]: It's something I have to put up with. [SPEAKER_01]: Man. [SPEAKER_01]: But Michael played us. [SPEAKER_01]: That voice we're used to was when he created for his pop star persona. [SPEAKER_03]: No, that voice. [SPEAKER_03]: Michael Jackson's voice that you hear. [SPEAKER_01]: That's the game.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, that wasn't talking like this. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, he was like, it was like, low key deep. [SPEAKER_03]: So finally, after a couple hours, I was almost the Brazilian officials these. [SPEAKER_01]: This is how I always remember. [SPEAKER_09]: So there is an actual clip I've heard. [SPEAKER_01]: And there is a record. [SPEAKER_09]: I haven't heard the clips. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm dying to hear the clips.

[SPEAKER_02]: And the clip has heard the stories of never heard the clips. [SPEAKER_09]: It's essentially this woman. [SPEAKER_09]: It's just like, you're just, I love it. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no, I love you. [SPEAKER_09]: I love you. [SPEAKER_09]: You'd mean so much, no, I'd mean so much to me. [SPEAKER_09]: And it's fun. [SPEAKER_09]: And then he turns to like the people in the booth. [SPEAKER_09]: Like, damn, I thought that bitch would never leave.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: Straight back. [SPEAKER_12]: He is a black dude from Gary, Indiana. [SPEAKER_12]: And he sounded like a chemically castrated fucking. [SPEAKER_12]: You know, pedo, there's no reason, but there's really no reason that he sounded like that unless it wasn't affectation. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, for, yeah, it was part of the bit. [SPEAKER_09]: And so he had a toughness to him, even when he could press by the media back in the day, he had an edge to him.

[SPEAKER_12]: And if you see Tito and everybody else in the way that they talked, I mean, they didn't talk in a vulgar way. [SPEAKER_02]: Damn, Michael. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, but Joe Jackson, I mean, he was the same way. [SPEAKER_12]: He had a, he had a voice to him. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, the guy that played Joe Jackson in this trailer, if you haven't watched the [SPEAKER_02]: It's awesome, and then they go through all the stages. [SPEAKER_02]: And once we pause making this movie, you direct it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, shit. [SPEAKER_02]: You direct it. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, this guy was taken advantage of, like, his dad, Barry Gordy, uh, everyone. [SPEAKER_12]: There's a bunch of people. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: There's so many people that fucked over Michael Jackson. [SPEAKER_12]: And he's still known as a pedo, which I don't think he is. [SPEAKER_12]: Do you don't think he ever touched anything? [SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't think he did.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think this kid's assholes? [SPEAKER_12]: No, I don't think he watched the Doc and HBO. [SPEAKER_12]: I did. [SPEAKER_12]: And all those, both of those were proven to be just not true. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, Corey Feldman said it never happened, right? [SPEAKER_12]: McCoy Feldman said it never happened. [SPEAKER_12]: McCoy Colton said it never happened. [SPEAKER_12]: He said he was one of the few people protecting kids and Hollywood.

[SPEAKER_12]: And why wouldn't you tell everybody that the guy who's not touching kids is touching kids? [SPEAKER_12]: after we found out all the shit that people are getting away with. [SPEAKER_12]: Right. [SPEAKER_12]: Right. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have 12 locks on the door, though. [SPEAKER_02]: It's stairs by the bedroom. [SPEAKER_02]: To protect the kids. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, if you're having kids for a sleep over and you're drinking Jesus Jews, I'm not saying it was fully innocent.

[SPEAKER_12]: Uh-huh. [SPEAKER_12]: And he was clearly deranged. [SPEAKER_12]: But I don't think I just don't think he was. [SPEAKER_12]: Who are those parents? [SPEAKER_02]: We're helping their kids off, though. [SPEAKER_12]: That's what I mean. [SPEAKER_02]: And they're sleeping in another entire room. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, whenever they tour, they were like, we're going to tour Ireland and we need you to stay in France. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: That was like, wait, what?

[SPEAKER_12]: You know what I redact, what I said. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you know. [SPEAKER_12]: Now that I think about it. [SPEAKER_11]: You gotta be, that mustache comes with a level of scrutiny and responsibility. [SPEAKER_11]: It does. [SPEAKER_12]: I was irresponsible just now. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: You gotta be responsible, Dandy. [SPEAKER_12]: There's a room that I just want to put this to, right? [SPEAKER_12]: Well, it's, is it because they're completely white, you know?

[SPEAKER_12]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, [SPEAKER_12]: Just kids don't look fucking anything like that. [SPEAKER_11]: The mama is at least some area of the mom of one of them are two, maybe? [SPEAKER_11]: I know, it was the curse. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was the mother of us, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it would her name was. [SPEAKER_11]: I think Lisa Maria was one of them, though, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think they had a kid together, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Um, but she has weird issue. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not you. [SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna. [SPEAKER_11]: You're excited about this biopic biopath. [SPEAKER_02]: So I wasn't.

[SPEAKER_02]: And then Talk about this a few months back, but I wasn't and then the trailer drops [SPEAKER_02]: And it was just, I mean, I got to get Jillian views and everything else and I was like, holy shit. [SPEAKER_02]: And then it's page one Fuqua, and then you're going through, and as soon as all the music starts playing, and you're like, fucking a dude, I'm gonna be there opening night in IMAX. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna lie to anybody like I'm there.

[SPEAKER_11]: Just don't see how it's interesting and all to be honest. [SPEAKER_11]: It's the fascination of the world's biggest pop star of all time. [SPEAKER_09]: Did you like Ray? [SPEAKER_11]: I've never seen it. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I loved it. [SPEAKER_02]: That's one of my favorites. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't really like biopics. [SPEAKER_11]: I think they're fucking stupid. [SPEAKER_08]: How do the Maserale? [SPEAKER_11]: It's a, the reason is, but what about walk-hars?

[SPEAKER_11]: It's a, it's a, it's the same thing. [SPEAKER_11]: It's impossible. [SPEAKER_11]: I think walk-hars was a disaster for Johnny Cash. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[SPEAKER_11]: ten meadows in the top ten meadows in uh... fok what's what's the ladies man the ladies man yeah where i fucking he deserves he deserves a bigger career uh... he was a well-fairless like uh... uh... like a gay wrestler yeah you get you get you know what he oil's got a lemon essence he's like you are gay [SPEAKER_12]: And I just, you know what, and that's cool. [SPEAKER_12]: But he's not cool, you try to put oil on me.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he plays a really funny character in the newest season of Peace Maker, too, if you haven't seen it. [SPEAKER_11]: I haven't seen it. [SPEAKER_11]: He's got a condition called Bird Blindness. [SPEAKER_11]: Let's get to what birds are. [SPEAKER_12]: Dude, he's one of my favorite actors, and he's so underrated, and he was at Second City with Farley, and they both came up together, like that. [SPEAKER_12]: That's his Benin's.

[SPEAKER_12]: Have you ever seen the sketch where he just walks in? [SPEAKER_12]: It's Will Ferrell telling a couple that he lost their baby. [SPEAKER_12]: And then he just walks and he goes, I'm Dr. Poop, yes, you can laugh at my name, but that's my name. [SPEAKER_12]: I can't find your baby, but I can do the robot. [SPEAKER_12]: And then he just does the robot and walks out. [SPEAKER_12]: It's the dumbest fucking thing. [SPEAKER_02]: He can play anything, but it kills me.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it crosses you. [SPEAKER_12]: And the whole room is losing it, and he still is in character just doing them and just walks out. [SPEAKER_12]: Oh yeah, it's so fucking stupid. [SPEAKER_12]: What's this photo, Bob? [SPEAKER_12]: What is that? [SPEAKER_12]: If you tried the butt, so that's the right one. [SPEAKER_11]: I just have Twitter right now. [SPEAKER_11]: God. [SPEAKER_11]: No, that's the butt. [SPEAKER_12]: That's the butt.

[SPEAKER_12]: Have you, and then they just hang up every time? [SPEAKER_12]: Have you tried the butt? [SPEAKER_11]: No, I have the circle and back to the walk hard. [SPEAKER_11]: That one's funny, but the walk the line. [SPEAKER_11]: The walk the line? [SPEAKER_11]: No, walk the line, it tells you who Johnny Cash was. [SPEAKER_11]: And I guess you can think of it positively or negatively. [SPEAKER_11]: But one, he was the first emo performer. [SPEAKER_11]: just wind and took pills all the time.

[SPEAKER_11]: Sure, that's that's his whole legacy. [SPEAKER_11]: The music's good, so I'm not going to complain about that. [SPEAKER_11]: But you can see this as a love story, or you can see it as a man who relentlessly stalked a married woman until she finally capitulate. [SPEAKER_02]: That's one of my wife said. [SPEAKER_11]: And I think it's the latter. [SPEAKER_11]: I think it was the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life.

[SPEAKER_11]: Like, poor June Carter, man, that she's died a broken woman probably. [SPEAKER_11]: Like, God. [SPEAKER_02]: Dammit, he died after hurt, right? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she died and then he died a year later. [SPEAKER_02]: After he put out hurt. [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: He did a full coverage album, remember that? [SPEAKER_02]: That was just bangers. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the fucking music was great. [SPEAKER_11]: I can't complain about that. [SPEAKER_11]: I think biopics.

[SPEAKER_11]: You have to focus in on one thing that happened in their life Right like just one thing and that's a human's human being's life is so much more complicated and that I don't think you can Really do it in a film like that. [SPEAKER_09]: I think These are the over three outs with dirt. [SPEAKER_09]: It was pretty good. [SPEAKER_09]: The dirt was good. [SPEAKER_09]: It's hard. [SPEAKER_09]: It was good.

[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it depends on [SPEAKER_09]: Also the subject material, you know, yeah, like it was a it was a mellow drama walk the line I think give a shit my mom like that, you know, I mean, I wanted you know, I want to hear the cool stuff. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I want to do the cool stuff. [SPEAKER_11]: I want to see more [SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to say a original shit, but let's say a original shit based on classic literature or classic plays.

[SPEAKER_11]: Like you know how many modern TV and film projects are based on Shakespeare, like some Shakespeare projects or others, like Sons of Anarchy is fucking Hamlet. [SPEAKER_12]: Right. [SPEAKER_12]: 10 things I hate about you. [SPEAKER_11]: It's a team in the show. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, game of thrones is McBeth lost is the tempest succession is King Lear.

[SPEAKER_11]: Breaking bad is McBeth as well at the turn like where breaks bat literally breaks bat house cards is like a mix between Richard the third in McBeth all there's so much great [SPEAKER_11]: Shit, West Side Story is Romeo and Juliet. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I mean, West Side Story is Romeo and Juliet. [SPEAKER_09]: There's only seven stories as they say, right? [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but there's been so many wildly different films and television series made based on those things.

[SPEAKER_11]: You can do it again. [SPEAKER_11]: There's no, you're not going to improve on the structure that Shakespeare had. [SPEAKER_11]: just do that, put it in whatever figure out modernity and then a situation and map that on to it. [SPEAKER_09]: And you can basically content. [SPEAKER_09]: What was the zombie movie that was Romeo and Juliet with a mouth of it? [SPEAKER_09]: And he becomes a zombie and then love brings them back. [SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_09]: I love John Bockens. [SPEAKER_09]: Well, we have one body. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, one body is one too. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's right. [SPEAKER_11]: It's on that list. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's there's a, I love John Bockens. [SPEAKER_02]: He's doing, he's doing podcast now. [SPEAKER_02]: Because my prediction was everybody would eventually start doing podcast. [SPEAKER_02]: I would listen to a John Bockens of its pat podcast. [SPEAKER_02]: He has a different voice now.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's French. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: It sounds like he's from me. [SPEAKER_02]: Play it. [SPEAKER_11]: Did he like start being in a French girl like Madonna, Guy Guy received? [SPEAKER_02]: He's been living in Europe for. [SPEAKER_02]: He's been living there. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, that's like 20 years. [SPEAKER_11]: That happens. [SPEAKER_11]: If you're only around people speaking with French accents all the time, you're going to text about that.

[SPEAKER_12]: He's also going to always sound in pretentious. [SPEAKER_09]: Right. [SPEAKER_09]: Well, that's the thing. [SPEAKER_09]: And I do love this. [SPEAKER_09]: He's on Billboard. [SPEAKER_09]: But it's not just his accent. [SPEAKER_09]: It's like the cadence and affectations.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, you know, it's very He had such a distinct voice right then when I heard it's up and then I haven't seen him a long time So when I heard it for the first time, I was like, oh, this is who you are right. [SPEAKER_10]: I saw this center Yeah, this is uh, this is a good story about him being on con air. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck.

[SPEAKER_00]: If you got headphone ring Had a house and friends and I was living there [SPEAKER_00]: And I was there working on a screenplay of a film I later and directed with a writer called Nicholas Shakespeare, written the novel, and Nicholas had never written a screenplay. [SPEAKER_00]: So, including on the set of Conair later, [SPEAKER_00]: We were working on this script in the afternoon.

[SPEAKER_00]: We'd come in for lunch, whereas still they were having a coffee and then a package came in. [SPEAKER_00]: It was a DHL, and it was script, which is how you used to go, you know, before internet, in prehistory. [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, you, that's how you got a script. [SPEAKER_00]: And so I open up this package. [SPEAKER_00]: I look at it. [SPEAKER_00]: I see the title. [SPEAKER_00]: I open the first page. [SPEAKER_00]: I see the character is listed.

[SPEAKER_00]: I kind of look at them first, um, three lines or something. [SPEAKER_00]: Of your character of the or the whole thing. [SPEAKER_00]: Just the title, the list of carriages and which I noted seemed to all have the last names of Romantic era poets had an Easter egg for yeah, and so I kind of thought, okay, and I Through the script like this and Nicholas and I went on talking, etc

[SPEAKER_00]: would then we went out and I pick weeds, we went on working as we did kind of all day long, etc., etc., and then at the end of the night, after a bunch of wine, Nicholas said to me, you know, John, I've never read a screenplay. [SPEAKER_00]: Would you mind terribly if I took this screenplay that you received today and read it? [SPEAKER_00]: No, sir. [SPEAKER_00]: Of course, be my guest and of course he went up to bed. [SPEAKER_00]: Next morning he came down.

[SPEAKER_00]: He was just so upset and he said, I've read this thing. [SPEAKER_00]: It's just the biggest piece of crap. [SPEAKER_00]: It's just the worst thing I've ever read. [SPEAKER_00]: Blah, blah, blah, yaddy, yaddy went on for kind of three minutes. [SPEAKER_00]: very English public school boy. [SPEAKER_00]: Very elegant language. [SPEAKER_00]: And he has a kind of sweetness about him.

[SPEAKER_00]: Nicholas said, he went on and on and on and then he said, I'm just so glad I'm working with someone with such integrity that they would never consider a thing like this. [SPEAKER_00]: Now I'm just like, Nicholas, well, Nicholas, stop. [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry. [SPEAKER_00]: I'm doing it. [SPEAKER_00]: I was great. [SPEAKER_00]: I read what I had to read. [SPEAKER_00]: Con Air, convicts on an airplane named after Romantic Area Poets.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's 500 million Jerry Brookheimer producing. [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, don't really need to read it. [SPEAKER_00]: I have a great end. [SPEAKER_02]: I have a lot of stories. [SPEAKER_02]: So do I. [SPEAKER_02]: And it gets me that like when people say, I don't like this movie or this movie or whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: You don't know if they're gonna be shitty or not when you read these fucking scripts and do them and you're like, all right, fuck it man, I don't really care and this is gonna make a lot of money and everybody's gonna see it, so who gives a shit. [SPEAKER_12]: Well, and the idea of selling out is so odd to me as a job, especially as an actor where you're like, they're going to pay me a ton of money to be in a Michael Bay movie.

[SPEAKER_12]: And you want me to pass on it on integrity? [SPEAKER_04]: No. [SPEAKER_12]: I proved what I am. [SPEAKER_12]: I started Steppenwolf. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't owe you an every movie to be our guest. [SPEAKER_09]: Michael Cain has the greatest quote about that of all time. [SPEAKER_09]: He was asked on one of those old John shows. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they were like, what do you think about John's 3D? [SPEAKER_09]: He was like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_09]: I like the house it bought my mother. [SPEAKER_09]: Yep. [SPEAKER_02]: And then also when the AI voices came up for 11 labs, he was the first one to sign on, so you're going to hear him do a lot. [SPEAKER_02]: Michael, you're going to hear a lot of books, do a lot of audio books. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, what exactly does the performer owe their audience to not do projects?

[SPEAKER_11]: right like you you you you belong to me see right so I don't like that's a very that's that's a very toxic parasocial related to the director and the producer oh they're audience something not think anybody owes anybody shit I don't know I like if you're going to come spend your money on my product I'm going to put out a great product or one that I think is great but yeah you can say you don't like con air [SPEAKER_12]: but it doesn't mean it's a bad movie.

[SPEAKER_12]: I also like it. [SPEAKER_12]: I love coming. [SPEAKER_12]: But it's like, I love, I love most everything Nicholas Cage has ever done. [SPEAKER_09]: So, I mean, I love hot tub time machine. [SPEAKER_09]: If you read that script without, you'd be like, this has to be the worst thing I've ever.

[SPEAKER_12]: And then you get that cast together and they have good time and they have chemistry and they make a film Well, it's so wonderful about film is there's film and then there's movies and you should know what you're going into and that is a fun movie And there's nothing. [SPEAKER_12]: Who do you want to play in that movie people that suck at acting? [SPEAKER_12]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_12]: You're playing Cyrus the virus.

[SPEAKER_12]: You want him to be John Melchovich [SPEAKER_12]: and then you can watch being John Melkovic if you want to see something more on avant-garde or fucking death of a salesman yeah he did it he did it he did it uh for a movie and on stage yes for a while go watch that shit motherfucker yeah well let's say he did the same as of mice and men and go to him and uh why am I laying in a sneeze they were both at step and wolf together doing that

[SPEAKER_02]: when uh... it was the director of uh... accepted who did a hot tub time machine oh what's it yeah yes all right i remember asking was like what do you know it's like a hot some time it's like that sounds fucking hilarious but you're an extra not yet but it's not that much great i asked them and i go i go do i'd love to come in for me goes that's a weird movie man i guess work it's like rock chordians [SPEAKER_02]: I forget who else did it, it was the black eye.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he's a lot of times. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, he's the gentleman. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's kind of like a John Cousac, right? [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: He's the gentleman like you. [SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, he's right. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and it looks like John Cousac is just mailing it in the whole time, which somehow works because everybody else around him is just carrying it.

[SPEAKER_11]: I think John Cusx bailed in everything for a long time to be fair, but it works sometimes. [SPEAKER_11]: Like gross point blank as it aloof guy works. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's the same. [SPEAKER_12]: And I came from I love them. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: He acted hard in the 80s. [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: I think he was an Empire Records writer. [SPEAKER_11]: Empire Records say, well Empire Records in 90s, but say anything was great.

[SPEAKER_09]: I remember why I remember loving Empire Records when I was a kid. [SPEAKER_09]: It's better off back a little while. [SPEAKER_09]: He did it all. [SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what I was like. [SPEAKER_09]: Well, you're a kid. [SPEAKER_02]: He's in high regard. [SPEAKER_02]: He's in high regard. [SPEAKER_02]: He's in low regard. [SPEAKER_02]: High fidelity. [SPEAKER_02]: High fidelity. [SPEAKER_11]: High fidelity. [SPEAKER_11]: High fidelity still stands out.

[SPEAKER_12]: I think it might be his best movie. [SPEAKER_12]: That and gross point play. [SPEAKER_11]: Gross point blank is pretty good. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: What's his name? [SPEAKER_12]: Jack Black is fucking great in that though. [SPEAKER_12]: And he's also great in Orange County, which is another movie that's gross. [SPEAKER_12]: Yep. [SPEAKER_12]: Because it was promoted so bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: Saving Silverman was a very narrated movie that allowed this well at that time period.

[SPEAKER_12]: well they kept everything is like this is an MTV movie so it's awesome and it was actually a really good story about a writer and his drug addict brother but they promoted it completely in a way of like a fun wacky and after the what was it dead man on campus people just didn't trust the MTV logo now right but somehow Nickelodeon and Disney are able to survive all of the people like your burger though like you can put stuff out that people still enjoy

[SPEAKER_02]: And Disney is I think it's just too big to fail. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, Disney's I mean sometimes you just want a fucking hot dog and some french fries Right, yeah, even with my kids like dear. [SPEAKER_02]: That's that's it. [SPEAKER_02]: It's the Disney out for them. [SPEAKER_09]: Really. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that's all they want to watch And it's uh, it's not the original shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like older shit, which is weird to me That fucking bluish bluish still destroys right blue. [SPEAKER_09]: He's blue. [SPEAKER_09]: I think it's funny actually, but the Pixar the older Pixar's were perfect [SPEAKER_12]: I saved her shit like that. [SPEAKER_02]: Perfect. [SPEAKER_12]: Yes, Simpsons is why we keep Disney. [SPEAKER_12]: My son watches a lot of kids in his class watch the Simpsons. [SPEAKER_02]: Tons, tons of kids watch your family guy.

[SPEAKER_02]: My kids always ask him to watch family guy. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, some other like no. [SPEAKER_02]: That one I don't let him watch. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't either. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm like you're too young for a family guy. [SPEAKER_02]: We play that. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand. [SPEAKER_11]: I would say 15, 16 is the. [SPEAKER_11]: I agree. [SPEAKER_11]: The God of the. [SPEAKER_11]: It's the fire. [SPEAKER_11]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_12]: I was about eight.

[SPEAKER_12]: I put on the Christmas episode of a family guy. [SPEAKER_12]: And all of a sudden, Meg's about to have sex with San. [SPEAKER_12]: And I was like, nope, no, we're done. [SPEAKER_02]: We're all done. [SPEAKER_12]: Thanks for playing and thought that and then I go back and I was watching the Simpsons when I was seven. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, because I remember that's how I was when it premiered and I had watched it from day one and the first few seasons are perfectly fine for kids.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I think they're good. [SPEAKER_02]: Look, you guys have given out drink and bro the week a million times here on this show. [SPEAKER_02]: Who do you got now? [SPEAKER_02]: Who's helping you out Girard now in your life? [SPEAKER_09]: I want to, I don't know the guy at all, but I want to talk a little bit about, uh, Rondale Moore. [SPEAKER_09]: If that's right. [SPEAKER_09]: Sure guy.

[SPEAKER_09]: Rondale Moore just, he, he, he, football player football player just took his own life. [SPEAKER_09]: There's a lot of people that have killed themselves in the last week. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Mark Stewart's daughter did. [SPEAKER_02]: My God. [SPEAKER_02]: Today, uh, carating suicide from revenge of the nerds.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and this guy was a second round drap because a 25-year-old guy, there was a viral clip going around of him being remarkably hard on himself for dropping passes and practicing. [SPEAKER_09]: You know, JJ Watt coming up to him and being a good leader and being like, oh, that's your job. [SPEAKER_09]: You've got to catch the ball, but also, hey, it's Wednesday, not Sunday.

[SPEAKER_09]: So let's keep working and do, and it's just one of these things that, you know, especially for your audience and how much good stuff you guys do with preventing veteran suicide. [SPEAKER_09]: And, you know, I work with a lot of guys that, you know, now coming out of baseball and what we're in this group, this former pro baseball player group, where

[SPEAKER_09]: We try to help people transition out of this and it's trying to destigmatize this idea of they say every athlete dies twice, you know, and now that you're coming out of retirement, you're kicking, but it's one of these things, man, where it's a very, very, very desperate time in guys lives when they're, they're career and what they've worked their entire life up to that point.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's taken away from them, you get cut, you get released, and it's gone, and it's just one of those things where you're not too big, you're not too tough, it's not, you're not a bitch in any way, do what you got to do to get through the night, check on your boys, the biggest strongest fastest, most popular guy you know.

[SPEAKER_09]: He's one bad day away and it's one of these things the drink and bro's you guys do a phenomenal job of raising awareness about this But it's just you know his his suicide even though I never met the man it did you know hit me very very very strongly I went through a very very very very very dark period of my life when when baseball was was gone and

[SPEAKER_09]: you know anybody out there listening to this you know if you're going through it there are there are ways out of it man and and and there's a light at the end of the tunnel and you you got to fight uh you two thinnep to save your own life uh because you're you're the biggest threat to it and you got to recognize that [SPEAKER_09]: and you've got to do everything you possibly can do and lean on every person that you can to make it to make it to the next day.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm also finding a purpose because most of these guys, when we've had them on the show, we hang out with them real life, former athletes, and stuff like that, I mean, let's see your upgrades. [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see you play 10 years.

[SPEAKER_02]: cool you retire at 34 years old and then what the fuck do you do for the next 50 years of your life same with people who come back for more and all the other stuff is like man I just did the most exciting job on the planet and then you're supposed to go 35 and a fucking school zone and that's the thing too they people think it's like you know all your you know your loser or your homeless like those guys yeah sure but there's guys that are [SPEAKER_09]: working $150,000 a year jobs.

[SPEAKER_09]: They put them in, you know, farm assails or something like that. [SPEAKER_09]: When I was, when I put a gun in my mouth, I was making over 100k a year doing farm assails. [SPEAKER_09]: I was making money, you know what I mean? [SPEAKER_09]: And it was just like, I fucking want to kill myself. [SPEAKER_09]: If this is a rest of my life, I'm fucking fucked this. [SPEAKER_09]: Like this to your point.

[SPEAKER_09]: Like I'm not, like I was just fucking playing baseball in front of 10,000 people with first round fucking draft picks. [SPEAKER_09]: Now I'm getting yelled at by a five foot six hundred and twenty pound jerk off. [SPEAKER_09]: Like I should just kill this guy, kill myself, and fucking be done with it. [SPEAKER_09]: Like, you know, and it's a tough thing to peak at 23, 24 years old.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know, you're controlling, you fucking hundred million dollar fucking military equipment. [SPEAKER_09]: And then you come back home and it's like, you know, hey, yeah, I'm going to go work at lows. [SPEAKER_09]: No fucking shot, man. [SPEAKER_09]: So it's a difficult thing, man. [SPEAKER_09]: And that purpose, like you're talking about, is very, very important. [SPEAKER_09]: And I don't want to end the show on a down or note.

[SPEAKER_09]: But I saw this, and I was like, man, this kid's 25 years old, second round draft pick. [SPEAKER_09]: You know, this poor kid, man, but I, you know, fucking, it happens so much more than anybody believes. [SPEAKER_09]: When you, you're part of a team, and then that infrastructure's gone. [SPEAKER_09]: You're part of a support group, and then it's gone, and you're on your own, and it's, [SPEAKER_09]: You just, you have this overwhelming sense of failure. [SPEAKER_09]: I failed.

[SPEAKER_09]: I let everybody down. [SPEAKER_09]: And it's an inevitability, like you said. [SPEAKER_09]: It doesn't matter if you're 23 or you're 33 or you're Tom Brady in your 43, it's going to end. [SPEAKER_09]: And you've got another half of your life. [SPEAKER_09]: And how do you get there? [SPEAKER_09]: If you're in the military for 20 years, you got something when you're out of there.

[SPEAKER_09]: And as men, we have to do a better job, man of recognizing that you're in the spiral and finding a way out of it. [SPEAKER_11]: I think habits of context helps purposes downstream of identity, right? [SPEAKER_11]: Like, purposes is what you do, but what you do is make who you are. [SPEAKER_11]: I think you've got to go upstream a little bit and understand who you are as a human being. [SPEAKER_11]: Like, I was a top level performer at something.

[SPEAKER_11]: So now I need to find something to be great at again because that's the thing that feeds the biological responses that I need. [SPEAKER_11]: to be satisfied. [SPEAKER_11]: That's true of most, if not all men. [SPEAKER_11]: I think there's some psychopath as it doesn't apply to certainly, but for most men, that's the way it's going to be. [SPEAKER_11]: And also, identity gives context to pain and suffering.

[SPEAKER_11]: People that experience pain and suffering without context will kill themselves, or they'll be depressed for their entire lives. [SPEAKER_11]: It's one of the reasons that people come to Braff from combat have such a hard time with it because... [SPEAKER_11]: Friends of mine were killed and they died in war, but the rest of us died piece by piece right over time. [SPEAKER_11]: And it's a lot more like, you get banged up and war, you understand why.

[SPEAKER_11]: You get banged up in life over some trivial shit. [SPEAKER_11]: And it's a lot more difficult to contextualize it because I'm a soldier that makes sense. [SPEAKER_11]: So I got a fucking deal with some stuff. [SPEAKER_11]: That, like there's a lack, it's not commensurate with the suffering of life, and it's a problem of perspective. [SPEAKER_11]: It's not that being a clerk isn't noble work or whatever, but it certainly doesn't rise to the level of doing what you had done before.

[SPEAKER_11]: So you can't think of yourselves in terms of I'm a clerk now. [SPEAKER_11]: I used to be a soldier now. [SPEAKER_11]: I'm a clerk Like no, you're still a fucking man with responsibilities. [SPEAKER_11]: Now you need to go find the thing That aligns with your identity and that thing is going to be purpose But purpose again is downstream from identity. [SPEAKER_12]: There's that concept.

[SPEAKER_12]: I was creative I mean to the problem now I think with a lot of people is though you do have to create this sort of superficial identity They use show off to the public before you're actually able to [SPEAKER_12]: realize what that mission in life is about. [SPEAKER_12]: It's like using God's name in vain. [SPEAKER_12]: It's not saying God damn it. [SPEAKER_12]: It's falsely preaching the Bible against him.

[SPEAKER_12]: And part of that is you're lying because you never experienced a journey that actually made you feel something different than made you feel like you were part of God's kingdom. [SPEAKER_12]: You just decided I can make money off of this. [SPEAKER_12]: And I think we see a lot of that by going our level of importance is based on what people see.

[SPEAKER_12]: that's a vast emptiness you're leaving and then you lose your actual purpose which could be your family your life because at the end of the day you're really only going to die with the people you love around you and nothing else matters. [SPEAKER_12]: That's it. [SPEAKER_12]: So if you're going to be a dad. [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_11]: Upstream of that is your friend that you're got great at. [SPEAKER_11]: It's like, um... [SPEAKER_11]: I'm elite at something.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm one of very few people who can do this for an athlete, right? [SPEAKER_11]: Or if you're a warrior, it's like, I protect people. [SPEAKER_11]: You have to take this to the greatest common factor, right? [SPEAKER_11]: And figure out what it is about that purpose that you had informs your identity in a way that makes you feel fulfilled.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, you did something earlier that resonates, I think with me, and I think it's important where [SPEAKER_09]: You know, this goes back to what you were saying with purpose, it's the why. [SPEAKER_09]: When you're dealing with the pain, the suffering, the sacrifice, but you have a goal, a clear goal, a clearly defined goal that you're moving towards, you could put up with it.

[SPEAKER_09]: But when the everyday thousand paper cuts a life, but there's no clear goal, there's no white, you know, I got to make the team better, there's no reason to put up with the sacrifice. [SPEAKER_09]: That's when that kind of like, to use your term emo before it really settles in. [SPEAKER_09]: And it's like, then it becomes nihilism and then it gets really dark. [SPEAKER_09]: Yes, it's easy to say who you are is not what you do. [SPEAKER_09]: Those are two different things.

[SPEAKER_09]: What you do is not who you are, but when I say they, at those high levels, they pound that into you. [SPEAKER_11]: Well, I think you should make. [SPEAKER_09]: You can't diversify what you're doing, like I said, look, I got a small business I'm working on, too. [SPEAKER_09]: And then there, the coaches and everybody else is like, you're not all in, burn the boats.

[SPEAKER_09]: But if I had it to do over again, and if I could tell anybody listening right now, maybe you have kids that are going to become an athlete, or you guys, somebody that's going to perform in a very, very, very competitive field at a high level, diversity is good.

[SPEAKER_09]: it actually will help your performance to have a second thing on the side to be able to turn it off and some of the best athletes that I ever played with, they weren't fishing on the weekend and fuck it, like they have a landscaping company, they come home to in the off season and or they have, they've got other shit and look, it doesn't mean that they trained in it but you also like, I'm off the clock. [SPEAKER_09]: And I'm tired. [SPEAKER_09]: I'm leaving work at work.

[SPEAKER_09]: And if you can do that, you get a guy like Mani Ramirez. [SPEAKER_09]: You think Mani Ramirez went home and stood about his over-fucking Ford? [SPEAKER_09]: It was over before he got out of the shower. [SPEAKER_09]: And there's a high performance value to that. [SPEAKER_09]: Right?

[SPEAKER_09]: So there's something about [SPEAKER_09]: getting, being all in part of that is the mental health and part of that is also for, again, not to bring this thing down, but keeping yourself alive, there's far more to this life than what you do. [SPEAKER_09]: And that's also purpose with family. [SPEAKER_09]: And I see it with people in my own family where they sacrificed so much for family that they ended up presenting their family.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know, getting drunk and I'd be like, you know what I gave up for you to have? [SPEAKER_09]: And it's like, I didn't ask you to fucking do that. [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_09]: How'd you put that on me? [SPEAKER_09]: So like, that stoicism putting, you know, keeping things at the right level of control, not letting these things control you, might end up saving their life.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I saw a date, like I saw you in a hub and a month speaking of school year, I saw you a couple months ago, and you seemed kind of down. [SPEAKER_02]: And then I saw you with this mustache, and I was like, he's back. [SPEAKER_02]: You seem better now, you know, yeah, this little dandy mustache minus saves your life I thought you were going to blow your brains out maybe three months ago. [SPEAKER_12]: I went under a bridge and there was a version of me.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yep, and that's who you see now Just felt right. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I just felt right What's odd is I still want to kill myself with the mustache, but do you know it? [SPEAKER_12]: Oh every day come on, but yeah every day all right, but it's not but I don't [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, because there's a bigger purpose now. [SPEAKER_12]: I have a mustache It looks great no in all series in a sure, but it I I get out of bed every day and I just do it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm [SPEAKER_12]: And I've come in off SSRIs and finally down to one seventh of what I was taking. [SPEAKER_12]: Using vitamins, it's making me feel a lot better in my brain. [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not misfiring, I don't know, I feel a lot better. [SPEAKER_12]: But yeah, I haven't had a day where I haven't wanted to. [SPEAKER_12]: Really? [SPEAKER_12]: No shit. [SPEAKER_12]: It's just how my brain works. [SPEAKER_12]: But I mean, it's weird to admit that it's just the truth.

[SPEAKER_12]: So it doesn't make me... [SPEAKER_12]: I'm not a victim for it. [SPEAKER_12]: I just get the fuck up and I keep going sometimes I don't want to but I think a lot of people have to realize You got to get up and go. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, if you don't you can talk to the head of moving target Yeah, that's what I mean you got to fucking just keep going and and about comedy or being wanting to be a lead at something and obviously to stand up but it's

[SPEAKER_12]: being a lead to something you better get used to rejection hearing no and that life is not fair and that's why when I hear a lot of people go at other comics about Why is this person successful white because they got luckier than you for whatever reason stop comparing yourself to that and just keep fucking going yep [SPEAKER_12]: Like, that's what I really can't stand is when anybody wants to into a conversation of why is this guy, why is this guy, why is this guy?

[SPEAKER_12]: I'm like, cause it worked for them, whatever they did. [SPEAKER_09]: Don't quit before the miracle happens. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, just keep going. [SPEAKER_12]: And if you see those Netflix specials? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, oh, my new Netflix special, Crack and Gramps will be out soon. [SPEAKER_12]: It's one man audience of, we call it a lot of claptor. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and it's the only time I've seen you truly happen. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I was really happy.

[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, it's days. [SPEAKER_12]: I actually didn't think about killing myself at all. [SPEAKER_02]: No, you just thought about Lindsay's. [SPEAKER_02]: How long is he going to go? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like, man, he's going to finish it. [SPEAKER_12]: It actually is the exact length of the special. [SPEAKER_12]: It's exactly 54 minutes, 19 seconds. [SPEAKER_02]: He is full, full mass. [SPEAKER_02]: So you've got five minutes and 41 seconds of credits. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: To fill out the hour? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, beautiful, man. [SPEAKER_02]: Very impressive. [SPEAKER_02]: Beautiful mess. [SPEAKER_02]: And he didn't give up either. [SPEAKER_12]: No, he didn't. [SPEAKER_12]: No, he did it until he was finished. [SPEAKER_02]: And then he had some and he just brain kind of stopped him and he fell but other than that Watched off of that special in Netflix that'll be airing March 12 on Netflix.

[SPEAKER_02]: I believe right up March 12 Yeah, we march 12 for cracking grams. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and it's only available Using the word yes [SPEAKER_02]: It's the way I vote the same person. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's the same guy, isn't it? [SPEAKER_02]: Same guy, just older. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: It's the way I'm able to deaf people on Netflix. [SPEAKER_02]: It is. [SPEAKER_02]: And it's a special, yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, they won't actually play any of the audio.

[SPEAKER_12]: No. [SPEAKER_12]: It's very repulsive. [SPEAKER_02]: And they're going to release, I think, the transcripts in Braille. [SPEAKER_02]: So look out for that as well. [SPEAKER_02]: It sounds like somebody mopping. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: So it's, but check it out, it's really good. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just lady, Gianna stole this pants down because I want to see him from behind with his ass crack, the old man has his pantalones.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just just giving it a go, you know? [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's good. [SPEAKER_12]: I mean, there's a lot of shining moments. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_12]: It's it's one shot. [SPEAKER_12]: There's no angle. [SPEAKER_12]: You can't even see. [SPEAKER_12]: The only time you see me is when I'm walking past his head. [SPEAKER_12]: And I don't move around that much. [SPEAKER_02]: I pay any amount of money for this. [SPEAKER_02]: I really would do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh God, for all parties involved. [SPEAKER_09]: Appreciate their Lindsey. [SPEAKER_09]: This really you want to get back in people's good grace is finance this. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, finance it dude We'll look the other way all right? [SPEAKER_02]: Appreciate turning into an iTunes rate the show of five star video show Be on Spotify. [SPEAKER_02]: They're gonna let it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know we'll find out what happens here at the end But and then Dave's special on Netflix If your death or blind will be March 12. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna air it for an hour. [SPEAKER_02]: Then they're gonna pull it down. [SPEAKER_02]: It's only that night [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And it'll be in our different name. [SPEAKER_02]: You've got to find it yourself. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Have fun with it. [SPEAKER_12]: If you miss it, it's your fault.

[SPEAKER_12]: It's not that I didn't ever exist. [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm. [SPEAKER_02]: Appreciate you tuning in. [SPEAKER_02]: For David and Alway, Jordan Michaels. [SPEAKER_02]: Dave Landell. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm Ross Fatterson. [SPEAKER_02]: This is the drinking bro's podcast. [SPEAKER_02]: Good. [SPEAKER_02]: Not everyone.