Episode 1522 - 7 Marathons, 7 Continents in 7 Days

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[SPEAKER_06]: Forty five dollars. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm fifty percent off site wide who cares. [SPEAKER_06]: Since I'm there, and we got to meet one of our listeners, Mr. Christian Brown. [SPEAKER_06]: Johnson is on the show today. [SPEAKER_06]: When you came up to me, we were chatting, ended up hanging out with you and your lady, is she back there? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she's back there. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, look at her, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Look at her, little smiling face.

[SPEAKER_06]: She was like, she was like, Jesus Christ, man. [SPEAKER_06]: These really do, it says like, jellery and she says. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, they do. [SPEAKER_06]: That's not smooth. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's wild. [SPEAKER_06]: It's nuts, and in your fucking nuts, which is why I wanted to have you on today. [SPEAKER_06]: You told me when we were at first one, that you're going to try to break the record of marathons on every single continent.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I'm going to basically do the fastest time to run an ultra marathon distance on every continent. [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm going to have a fifty k distance on every continent. [SPEAKER_05]: My plan is seven consecutive days. [SPEAKER_06]: So, fifty K. What is that in American speak? [SPEAKER_06]: So, I'll take over a thirty-one miles. [SPEAKER_06]: Thirty-one miles. [SPEAKER_06]: Yep. [SPEAKER_06]: Jesus Christ on every single continent. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, sir.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right. [SPEAKER_05]: And where you start now first? [SPEAKER_05]: Antarctica. [SPEAKER_05]: So, we're going to Wolf's Fang Antarctica. [SPEAKER_05]: So, we're flying out of Cape Town, South Africa. [SPEAKER_05]: Go to Antarctica, run there, fly back to Cape Town. [SPEAKER_06]: How far is that flight from South Africa to Antarctica? [SPEAKER_06]: I was unaware that you could get flights there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so what we're going into kind of what how I was trying to do this originally But there's very few places you can fly out of to go to Antarctica So I don't know how long the flight is exactly, but it's Kind of a direct shot down the wolf finger cross the ocean. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, and then how do you?

[SPEAKER_05]: Guess how do you run in that like how do you run in ice and snow like I don't really understand so where we land that it's just a big runway right it's kind of like a research area so we get off the plane and literally run the runway back and forth [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And that's all the way down in all the way back. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not sure how long it's going to be down this runaway.

[SPEAKER_05]: But the director that's helping me with this is going to set up the distance for me to certify it. [SPEAKER_03]: What time of year are you doing? [SPEAKER_05]: November. [SPEAKER_03]: So we can still be summer there. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah and so so how I did this is there's two companies right now that do seven marathons seven continents and seven days and as I was looking into do all this I was trying to figure out a way to do this myself.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got a mutual buddy that's friends with some guys at black rifle and he said well why don't you try to get on a military plane to go to Antarctica? [SPEAKER_05]: So we're looking into that and I'm like, that just seemed impossible. [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, they did it a couple of years ago with the seven jumps in seven days. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a good world record now as well. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was I think it was Logan and Andy stumped a couple of the guys on the rules on that one. [SPEAKER_04]: Cape Town, Antarctica is roughly a New York to LA flight. [SPEAKER_04]: So six hours. [SPEAKER_06]: Five hours, five and a half, some more in there. [SPEAKER_04]: It's a twenty four hundred miles between New York and LA and about twenty five hundred miles between Cape Town and just I just picked it's like again.

[SPEAKER_06]: I appreciate your specifics Bob and I don't want to actually reward you for that. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_06]: Give him a round of applause, Delco, he's earned it on that one. [SPEAKER_02]: He just picked a random spot in Antarctica. [SPEAKER_02]: He's not an exact guy. [SPEAKER_06]: Who gives this shit? [SPEAKER_06]: None of us have been in Antarctica. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, big in Antarctica is. [SPEAKER_04]: It's tiny.

[SPEAKER_04]: He said it was straight across the ocean from it. [SPEAKER_04]: I was so lucky. [SPEAKER_06]: It's tiny. [SPEAKER_06]: That's somewhere. [SPEAKER_06]: How big is it actually? [SPEAKER_06]: How big is Antarctica? [SPEAKER_06]: Um, because I saw a helicopter go by there the other day. [SPEAKER_06]: I saw some footage on, um, uh, Twitter. [SPEAKER_06]: And yeah, with shocked, uh, they claimed that it was melting away or something like that. [SPEAKER_06]: And I was like, nope.

[SPEAKER_06]: Still looks like fucking an article. [SPEAKER_03]: And it goes about one point three times the size of the United States, but it's not as big as North America. [SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit. [SPEAKER_02]: Rob just said it's not that big. [SPEAKER_03]: Wow, for a continent, it's not. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: It's the second smallest continent. [SPEAKER_04]: Is it really? [SPEAKER_04]: I don't all seven? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: What's the smallest one?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure it's fifth. [SPEAKER_02]: I'll show you. [SPEAKER_02]: It says Europe's smaller. [SPEAKER_02]: All right. [SPEAKER_06]: Look at you guys, do fighting like little fucking girls in school. [SPEAKER_06]: I love it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just fact check in the fact checker. [SPEAKER_06]: Sure, absolutely. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, to watch the watching. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you gotta watch the watchman. [SPEAKER_06]: I understand that.

[SPEAKER_06]: So if there's a track there in a runway and all that shit, how far is that? [SPEAKER_06]: How long is the runway? [SPEAKER_06]: Dan, what do you think a standard runway is? [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, not thirty-fuck a mile. [SPEAKER_03]: No, that's for sure. [SPEAKER_03]: Now, runway is going to be, I mean, probably, if you include all the flat surface, I would say at least three miles, right? [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So he's run back and forth five times, basically.

[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit. [SPEAKER_06]: What the fuck? [SPEAKER_06]: Why are you doing this? [SPEAKER_06]: Why not? [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, what's, what's the temperature going to be like an Antarctica? [SPEAKER_06]: Fucking cold. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, but yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Paul Parkett. [SPEAKER_05]: Shit, I don't know. [SPEAKER_05]: Bob, fact check me here. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, yeah, what's the temperature in, in, in, in, in, November.

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[SPEAKER_03]: If it is three miles. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, gotcha. [SPEAKER_04]: It is its milder time, summer in November, in southern hemisphere. [SPEAKER_03]: So it's gonna be somewhere between like twenty five degrees and fifty degrees in that range. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: But just not optimal, but people run altruism at elevation a lot too. [SPEAKER_03]: People do it. [SPEAKER_06]: I just always assumed it was like negative eighteen every single day, and that's what it is.

[SPEAKER_06]: God damn, and that's where you're starting. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Is that on purpose to get it out of the way or is it just kind of [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, yes. [SPEAKER_05]: So going back to the company I was talking about earlier and it upset it up with this company called the Great World Race. [SPEAKER_05]: So they do seven marathon and seven continents and seven days.

[SPEAKER_05]: So people will sign up to go and do this and they supply all the travel, the planes, everything. [SPEAKER_05]: But logistically, that was going to be the only way I could really do this unless I wanted to spend like multi-six figures out a pocket to make this happen. [SPEAKER_05]: Right. [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's still very, very pricey to do this, but they made the most sense. [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm joining their group.

[SPEAKER_05]: Basically, while everyone else will be there running a half marathon or marathon, it'll be the only one running a fifty-k distance. [SPEAKER_05]: and their schedule was basically you do Antarctica, you go over to Cape Town, South Africa, Perth Australia, Abu Dhabi, Algarve Portugal, Cartagena, Columbia, and then Miami Florida as where we finish. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, damn, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_06]: Bob, is that it right there? [SPEAKER_06]: Is that the runway?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yep. [SPEAKER_06]: There you go. [SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit. [SPEAKER_05]: Got a little view. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but what's the clothing you wear in the eye? [SPEAKER_06]: I guess if it's twenty-five to fifty, you're all right. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, normal shit, but still, a little one breaker, maybe. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but let's say it's twenty-five. [SPEAKER_06]: The breath on that. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: It's really intense.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I'll have definitely have some gloves on. [SPEAKER_05]: probably like someone break your pants when break your top and nothing, nothing too much. [SPEAKER_03]: Did you wear empty hammer pants? [SPEAKER_05]: Yes. [SPEAKER_06]: I would wear hammer pants, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Then tell everybody it's hammer time. [SPEAKER_06]: It's hammer time. [SPEAKER_06]: Every single lap, do it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Now, I know you and is that your wife for, yeah, never just got married. [SPEAKER_06]: Here we go. [SPEAKER_06]: Congratulations, you guys. [SPEAKER_06]: I know you and your wife. [SPEAKER_06]: Now, I feel like I'm known you forever after hanging out with you that we can over first form. [SPEAKER_06]: What does she think of this? [SPEAKER_06]: is all on board with it. [SPEAKER_06]: Why?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, so we've actually known each other since we were little kids and we ended up dating what has it been four or five years ago. [SPEAKER_05]: and she knows you're sad enough for. [SPEAKER_05]: I've been doing this stuff for twelve years now. [SPEAKER_06]: So these shows always do really well. [SPEAKER_06]: The camhains episode crush for us. [SPEAKER_06]: I just, you know me, dude, you've listened to the show forever. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I just understand why.

[SPEAKER_06]: Is it just breaking the world record and being able to tell your kids some day? [SPEAKER_06]: Or is it, I'm a fucking adrenaline junkie and I've got to do this shit or I won't feel alive inside. [SPEAKER_05]: Um, say a little more of the second there. [SPEAKER_05]: Um, I keep chasing bigger and bigger things. [SPEAKER_05]: So this past April, I did a three hundred four mile ultra across Arizona and three hundred four miles. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: How long does that take?

[SPEAKER_05]: That took a hundred and twenty eight hundred and twenty and a half hours. [SPEAKER_05]: There's forty two thousand feet of elevation gain. [SPEAKER_05]: Damn. [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck. [SPEAKER_05]: Have you done Moab? [SPEAKER_05]: I've paced Moab three times and I've actually going back this October to paced. [SPEAKER_03]: What's Moab like two sixty or something like that? [SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember the two forty and that one's got I think thirty five thousand.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's pretty good. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've actually after right after I did the Arizona monster I went and paced Cocodona two fifty. [SPEAKER_05]: The campaigns was there. [SPEAKER_05]: I got to meet him, which is cool. [SPEAKER_05]: But one of my buddies was doing it. [SPEAKER_05]: So I paste him for about ninety miles. [SPEAKER_05]: Beautiful course. [SPEAKER_06]: Did you know anything about this before campaigns?

[SPEAKER_06]: Because I feel like through Rogan, it kind of blew that whole world up. [SPEAKER_06]: I had never me personally. [SPEAKER_06]: I'd never heard of an ultra marathon. [SPEAKER_06]: I'd never heard of any of this shit. [SPEAKER_06]: And then now it seems to be that there's a lot more people getting into it and it's become a culture. [SPEAKER_06]: Um, and his kid is also doing stuff. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I talked about his kid.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think yesterday, Anthony, um, because you ran the marathon in perfect jeans. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: In a pair of jeans, which is fast nuts. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, they're very comfortable jeans, but Jesus, man. [UNKNOWN]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I would still not want to run a marathon in in jeans. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't remember like, uh, gem fix. [SPEAKER_03]: Jemper heard of him from the, I mean, you knew pre-fontane, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You knew Jim fixes? [SPEAKER_05]: That sounds familiar. [SPEAKER_03]: So Jim fix was the altar runner back in the day and they died of a heart attack of fifty two and people like, like, like, again, but he had a large heart. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Genetically, it wasn't because of running. [SPEAKER_03]: Running is not going to give you a heart attack. [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, but that's how he actually became super famous.

[SPEAKER_03]: He wrote a book about it. [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's called the Bob. [SPEAKER_03]: He looked it up. [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's called the FFXX. [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's called the culture of running or some bullshit like that. [SPEAKER_03]: That was like the Bible for runners for a very long time. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. [SPEAKER_04]: The complete book of running. [SPEAKER_04]: The complete book of running. [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Which I mean, how if you can write an entire book about running and get people to buy it? [SPEAKER_03]: You should start a cult. [SPEAKER_03]: I because that's fucking stupid. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, came a canvas doing the same thing. [SPEAKER_06]: Where's it's about running? [SPEAKER_06]: Isn't his bow called endurance or something like that? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's endurance. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's it's about like more lifestyle stuff.

[SPEAKER_03]: Not about the mechanics of running and shit. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think because it's all what would have been told is it's all mental. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Now, shit on a show earlier in the week. [SPEAKER_06]: I was talking about like I've never had this stamina. [SPEAKER_06]: to run long distances. [SPEAKER_06]: It was always a bitch for me. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I genuinely think I like I've long issues and like something's wrong.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm an almost died not till I go. [SPEAKER_06]: Right, but you know, I've been in the hospital for pneumonia, you know, four or five times in my life before that, too. [SPEAKER_06]: And yeah, so I've always had long issues and I wonder if that was part of it? [SPEAKER_06]: Are you just born with it? [SPEAKER_06]: Or if it's you? [SPEAKER_03]: Or if it's you? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it could be way about that. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, my wearing any today?

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[SPEAKER_05]: No, so I didn't really become an athlete to after high school. [SPEAKER_05]: I played football. [SPEAKER_05]: I played golf. [SPEAKER_05]: I was never a good athlete, but I did have an engine. [SPEAKER_05]: I had endurance. [SPEAKER_05]: After high school, I got in a crossfit pretty heavy. [SPEAKER_05]: At the age of eighteen, I did my first tough motor off-school course race.

[SPEAKER_05]: At a good buddy of mine had just passed away about five months prior to him and I were talking about doing this race and ended up going and doing it with a cousin of mine. [SPEAKER_05]: and just got hooked and then that's when I started. [SPEAKER_03]: What was the race? [SPEAKER_05]: Tough Mudder. [SPEAKER_03]: How you did Tough Mudder?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: So then I got hooked on what's called OCR races and just started doing those left and right year after year and then there's a twenty I did a world's toughest Mudder. [SPEAKER_05]: It's a twenty four hour off-school course race five mile loops, twenty obstacles. [SPEAKER_05]: Twenty four hour straight. [SPEAKER_05]: Twenty four hour straight and the fuck soon. [SPEAKER_05]: So I've done [SPEAKER_05]: Now, I've done nine of those.

[SPEAKER_05]: I took third place in the world last year at the event they had last year in November. [SPEAKER_05]: But over the years, I just got into doing more things. [SPEAKER_05]: So in twenty nineteen, I did my first hundred mile ultra. [SPEAKER_05]: And then I just started doing some more hundred mileers. [SPEAKER_05]: And then I got to try off on doing short course and then twenty minutes. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, it started off with the ultra and a hundred miles.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_06]: How long did it take you to do all hundred miles? [SPEAKER_05]: on an obstacle course race or just regular regular how to milder that was flat. [SPEAKER_05]: I think fastest I've done it is twenty [SPEAKER_05]: to twenty three hours. [SPEAKER_06]: Now are you up awake for all twenty two twenty three hours? [SPEAKER_06]: You are. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: It's just running. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: For stop at all.

[SPEAKER_03]: For some of the ones that are multi day, they'll take like fifteen minutes. [SPEAKER_03]: Like a camel take like a fifteen minute nap. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And then wake up and start fucking running again. [SPEAKER_03]: It's crap. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how you're, you're, you're, you've got a program your body ability. [SPEAKER_05]: So, so for the Arizona Masters three hundred, I slept a total of about six and a half hours over.

[SPEAKER_03]: You said it was one twenty total, a hundred twenty hours or something like that. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: So the first time I went to take a nap in the back of my truck, because there's certain aid stations where your crew can come. [SPEAKER_05]: So my wife was part of my crew. [SPEAKER_05]: Got the back of my truck. [SPEAKER_05]: I slept like ten minutes the first time. [SPEAKER_05]: And then the second time it was half an hour.

[SPEAKER_05]: And then it became about two hours in there. [SPEAKER_03]: You sent an alarm. [SPEAKER_03]: You just let your body sleep. [SPEAKER_05]: We had a large set. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And what was the strategy behind the, I mean, it sounds like you graduated as time went on to sleep and more. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Was that intentional or did you work out? [SPEAKER_05]: No, my body just got to the point where I was going to use to it.

[SPEAKER_05]: That first time my mind is just running so much. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just so jazzed up and you try to shut everything down.

[SPEAKER_05]: But you know, like, you're like, I want to go, you know, I'm in the space and then you just kind of [SPEAKER_05]: like you can't you can't shut it down but as time goes on your body gets so fatigued you can just lay down and yeah like close your eyes and you're well lie down but whatever so just relax yeah he's a perfectionist no do you use any [SPEAKER_03]: So like in Seer, they'll teach pilots and stuff, different methods, but the box breathing is one of the ones, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: So inhale for four, hold for four, exhale for four, hold for four, so on and so forth, right to you fall asleep. [SPEAKER_03]: And it's, you're using that or you just wait for your body to get tired. [SPEAKER_05]: No, I have not done that. [SPEAKER_05]: It's way for the body to get married. [SPEAKER_03]: It's probably the best way to do it. [SPEAKER_03]: If you try to program around your instinct, you're probably going to fucking yourself out to be honest.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'd say so. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it didn't get to the point where you're hallucinating and you're like, where the fuck am I? [SPEAKER_03]: And that's the best part to me. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Like now I'm on drugs for free. [SPEAKER_05]: That's where I'm at, brother. [SPEAKER_05]: That's sweet blood. [SPEAKER_05]: So my best solutionation.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I did a hundred mile or called the drift, one hundred in the back country of Wyoming, negative eighteen degrees when I started the race. [SPEAKER_05]: Holy shit. [SPEAKER_05]: You're pulling a sled with all your mandatory gear from your hips.

[SPEAKER_05]: They call it a ski polk so you're pulling that behind you always like thirty pounds built the ship myself like flew flew out there to Wyoming by myself with everything to see ski polling is something different where we come from. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's just kind of too dude. [SPEAKER_03]: It's called ski polk. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I see polk like this. [SPEAKER_03]: So I didn't hear that. [SPEAKER_06]: I want to emphasize that cadence.

[SPEAKER_03]: Otherwise, they're going to think you're out there jacking off. [SPEAKER_03]: Jacking off dude. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, live your life for whatever. [SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, Rihanna said that. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't know if my wife would appreciate that. [SPEAKER_06]: But maybe she's done it. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she might have. [SPEAKER_06]: Before she got married, she was just like, you know what, I just wanted to jack off two dudes.

[SPEAKER_06]: Just kind of get it out of the system. [SPEAKER_03]: I think we all experiment in college. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You certainly did. [SPEAKER_06]: Sure did. [SPEAKER_06]: If you're out there, Steve, never forget you. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just like nine, eleven wink. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, good old nine, eleven.

[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, man, I mean, again, going through all of this, like I'm always baffled by and it was baffled by camhains as well, where I was just like, [SPEAKER_06]: What's the fucking, I mean, there's no money, right? [SPEAKER_06]: You know, the money from this shit is just a joy and then you do it again. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: So like when you're done, what is that feeling like after running a hundred miles? [SPEAKER_06]: Twenty two hours. [SPEAKER_06]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, just you have all these adore friends released and you're just, your body just knows like, okay, I cross that finish line. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm done. [SPEAKER_05]: I can relax. [SPEAKER_05]: You start to definitely hurt and you're sore, but [SPEAKER_05]: They're just this weird, this weird rush you get. [SPEAKER_05]: That's not like anything else. [SPEAKER_06]: But don't you lose like fucking toenails and all kinds of shit?

[SPEAKER_05]: I've lost every single one of my toenails. [SPEAKER_05]: I've got a few of that. [SPEAKER_05]: I can't even grow back properly at this point. [SPEAKER_06]: That's awful. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: That's awful. [SPEAKER_06]: And you just love to do it. [SPEAKER_06]: This is what it is. [SPEAKER_06]: Man, that's weird, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Um, and how old are you right now? [SPEAKER_06]: Thirty. [SPEAKER_06]: Thirty.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_06]: Um, what's the average age? [SPEAKER_06]: Like, what's the prime for this? [SPEAKER_06]: About mid-thirties. [SPEAKER_06]: Mid-thirties. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, okay. [SPEAKER_05]: For ultra-specifically. [SPEAKER_05]: Um, I mean, that's what I've seen. [SPEAKER_05]: Gotcha. [SPEAKER_05]: Gotcha. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, have you ever had your EPO levels tested?

[SPEAKER_05]: So I started doing blood tests a few years ago because my dad has very high cholesterol and I want to check mine. [SPEAKER_05]: I also have high LDL and we're getting it to come down a little bit with some diet change and stuff like that. [SPEAKER_05]: But I've gone to the doctor done all the blood tests. [SPEAKER_05]: They want to keep put me on statins. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like fuck you guys. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not taking this bullshit.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and I you know my doctors even questioned me just like why are you researching stuff? [SPEAKER_03]: Are you looking up stuff when I said that's that's last time come to see you if you're gonna question why I'm researching yeah, what I should take so EPO is the drug what's he was taking that Lance Armstrong is taking synthetic right and a couple years after

[SPEAKER_03]: uh... he got popped in all this was going on there was this i think it was a finish on cross-country skier or something they tested his natural e-bio and it was the same as land so Armstrong's when he was on juice right yeah he just like had it like his vio two was through the roof basically uh... we were actually talking about it with uh... doctor barger uh... before on the show [SPEAKER_03]: his body was literally converting lactic acid into more energy, which is fucked, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Usually, that's what cramps you up in shit, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Or makes you soared with domes and delayed on. [SPEAKER_03]: So it muscles soreness itself like that. [SPEAKER_03]: But his body was learning to, I wonder if people that are good at this just have a natural inclination for that. [SPEAKER_03]: There has to be something going on. [SPEAKER_03]: Because the average person on isn't capable of doing this. [SPEAKER_06]: I can never do this in a million years.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't think so. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think everybody's body can do it. [SPEAKER_05]: No. [SPEAKER_05]: I think it depends. [SPEAKER_05]: I think if you went out right now on someone held a girl head and said you have to do a hundred miles, I fucking get out. [SPEAKER_03]: I take the gun from them and then shoot myself. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I know. [SPEAKER_03]: So I would run. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck that. [SPEAKER_06]: So anyway, hey, this is two to that point.

[SPEAKER_06]: Bob, Bob, hold this up. [SPEAKER_06]: There is a new Stephen King movie. [SPEAKER_06]: I just saw the trailer in the theater the other night. [SPEAKER_06]: It is called the long walk. [SPEAKER_06]: Hmm. [SPEAKER_06]: If you can pull it up here, and it is identical to what you just said. [SPEAKER_06]: There is a group of kids. [SPEAKER_06]: Not go to the runway shots, Bob. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there you go. [SPEAKER_06]: And zoom in if you can here.

[SPEAKER_06]: So it's a brilliant idea for a movie, and I saw the trailer, and it's, I've never seen anything like it before, and [SPEAKER_06]: These kids out here have to keep walking. [SPEAKER_06]: The last one gets to live. [SPEAKER_06]: If you stop, they fucking blow your brains. [SPEAKER_06]: Can you kill the other guys? [SPEAKER_06]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: So, I mean, I could walk indefinitely. [SPEAKER_03]: Really?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So I would die from exposure or exhaustion before I, I mean, I, so that's one of the things you learn and it's probably to your point. [SPEAKER_03]: You might be right. [SPEAKER_03]: Once you run like ten miles in a row, you know that you can, you could run and definitely until your body shuts down. [SPEAKER_03]: So then it's about the preparation and the maintenance during the run to be able to keep going. [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_03]: Like if you can run ten miles, you can run twenty. [SPEAKER_03]: There's no functional difference between those two. [SPEAKER_03]: It's just about maintaining your body through that point. [SPEAKER_03]: So and I could put weight on my back and walk forever.

[SPEAKER_06]: There was so in the trailer here, and I'm not spoiling anything because the trailer just drops, but in the trailer, first kid goes down to his knees and they're like, he's like, please, please, you know, they're wondering if he's actually going to kill him fucking blows brains out. [SPEAKER_06]: kid hits the thing or whatever. [SPEAKER_06]: So it's like squid game. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, then they know squid game. [SPEAKER_06]: Here's the thing.

[SPEAKER_06]: Then these kids know it's serious, right? [SPEAKER_06]: And so they're still walking and walking and walking. [SPEAKER_06]: And the next shot in the trailer shows this kid shoes to come off. [SPEAKER_06]: Foot is just dragging behind him on the highway and the guy's like, I'm about to keep walking. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And you're just like, holy shit locked in. [SPEAKER_06]: Simple concepts.

[SPEAKER_06]: Unbelievable idea never heard of before, but it's literally a word for word, what you just said. [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't cost much to film. [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's a wardrobe. [SPEAKER_03]: And according to an awful highway. [SPEAKER_06]: I know, but like, it's so suspenseful because you're like, as I was watching, I was thinking, fuck, if I was forced to, how long could I actually do it?

[SPEAKER_06]: And you know, I think gone to head, yes, I could go out there forever. [SPEAKER_06]: But that's walking. [SPEAKER_06]: If you were saying, hey, you've got to finish a marathon in under four hours. [SPEAKER_06]: No, there's no way. [SPEAKER_06]: Five hours. [SPEAKER_06]: No, I don't think I could do it. [SPEAKER_06]: You can do five. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I could do five. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I'd have to train a lot, though.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I could just pick up and just fucking do it. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you're going to injure yourself. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's going to hurt afterwards, but you could probably pull it off to be honest. [SPEAKER_03]: Five hours a long ass time to go to a twenty one or twenty six miles. [SPEAKER_03]: Twenty six miles. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: That's a long time. [SPEAKER_06]: Is it?

[SPEAKER_06]: How about with the average spinner on there? [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if you're, if you're doing what we call the airborne shuffle, which is basically what I mean, I could walk, if I step out, I could walk a mile and leg. [SPEAKER_03]: Probably nine minutes if I really get after it, right? [SPEAKER_03]: But at a normal pace you can walk a mile, if it's twelve to fifteen minutes. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So that's do that twenty times.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's not that many. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like six hours just walking. [SPEAKER_06]: Six hours walking, and then you get a run, part of it, too, on top of that, and not ever having done it. [SPEAKER_03]: Now, but you could combo walk run in five hours, I think, probably. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Unless you fucking twisted an ankle or knee or something like that, you probably make it in five. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe five and a half.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: That's fucking wrong. [SPEAKER_03]: You should do it. [SPEAKER_06]: So everybody's got that dream. [SPEAKER_06]: And this is another part of having you on. [SPEAKER_06]: It's like, everybody has this marathon dream or it's like, man, it's a bucket list item and I really want to do it. [SPEAKER_06]: I initially had flirted with that for a while. [SPEAKER_06]: And then I was like, no, man, yeah, I don't fucking care anymore. [SPEAKER_06]: You know?

[SPEAKER_06]: But with you, you're doing ten times that. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it's, it's so fucking intense. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So five hours, your average pace would be eleven and a half minutes per mile.

[SPEAKER_06]: what you could do walking yeah if you speak speed walk you know that walk because I've done I did do a test for some goddamn thing the other day some insurance bullshit and then they put it on eight sums like eight minutes for that mile you know but you're you're going to decent clip you know so I was I was I was [SPEAKER_03]: Trying out for this, I didn't end up taking the job, but I tried out for this EP executive, particularly a bodyguard job back in the day.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was like, twenty-thirteen. [SPEAKER_03]: I hadn't really run since I was in the Army, which was middle twenty-ten is when I delassim I actually ran any kind of series way. [SPEAKER_03]: And I ran a mile and seven and a half minutes. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't like I wasn't great. [SPEAKER_03]: I should be able to run in six, but at the time I had to run in a long time. [SPEAKER_03]: And it wasn't that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: One mile's different than twenty six obviously, right? [SPEAKER_03]: But for sure. [SPEAKER_03]: Still, your body is capable. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that your body is capable of running a hundred fucking miles though. [SPEAKER_03]: No, honestly. [SPEAKER_03]: I think there's like a level of, there's a level of intrinsic athletic capability that would allow for that sort of thing, I think.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think there's probably a limit that the average person could even train to to be honest. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like going over, I think you could definitely train for a hundred. [SPEAKER_03]: You're like your body composition is going to matter too. [SPEAKER_03]: The way that you store weight, not fat or anything, but where your muscle is. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's going to matter.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: There's a reason why the people that win the New York and Boston Marathons are not from the same country, but the same village in the same country, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Always. [SPEAKER_06]: It's always running for the last... From Cheetahs. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Toobstick, you know? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, toobstick is penis. [SPEAKER_03]: Look. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what goes on.

[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of gay shit in Africa obviously because there's a lot of AIDS in Africa. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so I don't know what goes on. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, this is actually, this is a good conspiracy theory. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't believe any of that shit about AIDS in Africa. [SPEAKER_03]: Really? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't believe any of it because they're mostly having vaginal sex and it's really difficult to transmit AIDS that way. [SPEAKER_03]: It really is.

[SPEAKER_03]: No matter what people fucking say, it's not easy to do it. [SPEAKER_03]: The shit that the, um, the U.K. [SPEAKER_03]: community over there, uh, not like it is in the stands, like in the middies, it's way gayer than Africa. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Way gayer. [SPEAKER_03]: So, uh, the U.N. [SPEAKER_03]: used to say that something like, uh, a third of sub-saharan Africa was the HIV positive. [SPEAKER_03]: No fucking way that's true.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry, so it's not true. [SPEAKER_03]: They would have to be butt fucking around the clock, right? [SPEAKER_03]: And you know how bad it stinks there. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Already without the butt fucking I just don't know any of you's that mando dog. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right here keep that I keep that handy in case butt sex pops up, you know, but this credit cards wipe them Yep, with mando. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, dear.

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[SPEAKER_06]: So we get on on the way and go. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so as soon as you land. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, boom, you're you're going to get eight hours each day to run and then you get back on the plane. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, boom off to the next location. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you pace yourself at the start? [SPEAKER_03]: How are you going to do it? [SPEAKER_03]: Because you can obviously, what's your fastest marathon time on flat? [SPEAKER_03]: Just say.

[SPEAKER_05]: you want to know some funny fun fact is never actually run a marathon like it's specifically twenty six you've run more obviously I've done a marathon at the end of an iron man so let's just say my fastest iron man marathon was three or four okay so your normal marathon time to be in the two twenty's probably if you're really pushing no I would say like two forty's probably yeah

[SPEAKER_03]: But you're not going to spend eight hours doing it, but you're not going to go out there and try to... No, because he's a really old day either. [SPEAKER_05]: Really with the way this works is it's the clock starts right when I start the first one and then it ends right when I finish in Miami. [SPEAKER_03]: And that has to be a seven day. [SPEAKER_05]: No, eight seconds. [SPEAKER_05]: There's been one female in the world that did the same record in twenty seventeen.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it was the Chic de Cam was talking about. [SPEAKER_03]: No, maybe there was what was that woman's name that almost won Moab one time not for the women's division, but in general. [SPEAKER_03]: All those one Moab. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Um, Dick Courtney the Walter. [SPEAKER_05]: She's one like a bunch of them. [SPEAKER_05]: But now this this lady's from a different country. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it was Mindy hired. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'd have to go look back at those shows like three years ago. [SPEAKER_03]: According to Walters, another one though. [SPEAKER_03]: It would probably be, or Sally McCraise, another one. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, one of those three probably anyways, but it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't any of them.

[SPEAKER_05]: So basically, the way it works is, I mean, I can take the four eight hours if I want, realistically, until the last day, you know, if I want to set up fast time for dinner in under seven days, and just try to save a better G and Jam on the last day. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you could, you could, how? [SPEAKER_03]: like literally you could walk in eight hours. [SPEAKER_03]: You could walk at a reasonable pace in eight hours.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: So the last day just run. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to run them all. [SPEAKER_05]: I want to, yeah, I want to have a respectable time and then I'll try to obviously do. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because somebody's going to come try to beat it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Time. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, the only way you can beat that then is time. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: And that's why I didn't release anything to the public until just a couple weeks ago on the soul project. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I know some of the probably should come try to beat it. [SPEAKER_05]: Is that what? [SPEAKER_03]: No, they're definitely. [SPEAKER_03]: So, Cam's kid did that pull-up thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Two years ago, and then some of you did. [SPEAKER_03]: That Japanese dude just beat it. [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[SPEAKER_03]: Like two weeks ago or something like that or last week maybe. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was last week. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm sure Cam's kids going to go back and try to beat it again. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, I'm sure. [SPEAKER_03]: So here's what you don't want to do. [SPEAKER_03]: You want to set it to good on the first one.

[SPEAKER_03]: You want to give the next guy like, okay, he's a little bit under me and then you come back on the second one and blow his ass off. [SPEAKER_03]: But that's how you got to do it. [SPEAKER_06]: But he will be the first man to ever do it. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And that you'll always be the first and that fucking rocks. [SPEAKER_06]: So what date does this start? [SPEAKER_06]: November, fifteenth. [SPEAKER_06]: November, fifteenth and then one is in the twenty first.

[SPEAKER_06]: God damn. [SPEAKER_06]: So it's a true seven seven days. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so I actually fly out I get to Cape Town on the twelfth and we have a few days of briefings and everything and then get on the plane and the morning of the fifth. [SPEAKER_03]: I was a briefings about not getting murdered by [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, probably. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to worry about the locals in Antarctica because they're penguins.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how many penguins I could fight, but I would say most of them. [SPEAKER_03]: I say a hundred and thirty. [SPEAKER_03]: I think I could kill most penguins that exist before they took me out. [SPEAKER_03]: But how many ping was exist with what if a pen edge I have my disposal even if I've only got one hand. [SPEAKER_03]: There's so much. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you can get a knock-over. [SPEAKER_02]: No, but you. [SPEAKER_02]: It's not come over.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think it's on drugs because like why would they attack you? [SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry about that. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_06]: There is penguin attacks happening all over the globe. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's fucking epidemic. [SPEAKER_03]: That's not true. [SPEAKER_03]: Forty million. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't think you're taking forty million penguins. [SPEAKER_03]: Sure. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: With enough time, obviously.

[SPEAKER_03]: And here's what I need to swing blade. [SPEAKER_03]: I need a backpack full of food. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh. [SPEAKER_03]: And uh... [SPEAKER_03]: Some, I guess a bludgeoning weapon of some sort would be appropriate. [SPEAKER_03]: Really Bob Thornton, since there's so many of them. [SPEAKER_03]: But I need like a constant resupply of energy. [SPEAKER_03]: I have to have food. [SPEAKER_03]: Obviously I'm going to dive exhaustion or exposure before I dive a fucking penguin.

[SPEAKER_03]: So provided I have the right logistics. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll kill every penguin on this planet. [SPEAKER_03]: Are you typing up? [SPEAKER_03]: No, I just shit right there. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And I can shit running full speed. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, uh, speaking of which I asked him the same question, man. [SPEAKER_06]: Have ever shit myself? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, no, I've got close.

[SPEAKER_06]: Um, so, do you just pull off to the side? [SPEAKER_03]: Because like, we do that in the army. [SPEAKER_03]: You fucking pull a sock off running to the, what you run up ahead of the formation, shit the woods, sock, end of the woods, and you keep running. [SPEAKER_03]: No way. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, I've had it. [SPEAKER_03]: And then you're, and then you're, get one barefoot. [SPEAKER_03]: Nope. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean you put your shoe back on, but still it's not good.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's bare. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well now we've got you know Dude wipes and shit like that. [SPEAKER_03]: I wish you would have had that shit back in the day. [SPEAKER_05]: No, it comes in handy. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is probably the weirdest free advertisement they've ever gotten, but that was a really nice to have when I was in the early second year. [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_06]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, what happens when you have to piss and shit?

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, just piss anywhere, shit. [SPEAKER_05]: You know, depending on the race, you're going to have a port of party at some point, or a bucket somewhere, or if it's bad enough, you got to go right away, just jump off somewhere and make a shit. [SPEAKER_05]: But for twenty four hour off-school course races, you're pissing in your pants, the entire time while you're running.

[SPEAKER_05]: No way you're just trying to go as fast as you can you're in and out of water them a big old ice bath that you get in and like every obstacle involves water, so I mean you're pissing the water and so is everybody else and you're just in this cesspool of [SPEAKER_03]: This is water.

[SPEAKER_03]: They should make a condom that's like cheesecloth or something like that or something where you could piss and not get parasites swimming up your dick hole because that's always a problem when the water's flat. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't want that happening. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't want some creature climbing up your dick hole when you're pissing up. [SPEAKER_06]: Not at all, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Next come on, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: For me, the assistant. [SPEAKER_03]: For now, right now. [SPEAKER_03]: Until you've got a fucking alien climbing out of your forehead. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: So when you do this, are they gonna present you with like a Guinness Book of World's record thing? [SPEAKER_06]: How does that work and have you applied for it? [SPEAKER_06]: So Guinness is funny. [SPEAKER_05]: You have to pay for everything.

[SPEAKER_03]: So if they fly somebody out there to monitor the whole thing right? [SPEAKER_03]: They're not even doing that. [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck? [SPEAKER_05]: So so what you I paid to apply and then I paid to expedite it which was like

[SPEAKER_05]: hundred times the price what's the normal time period if you just paid for it and so we got to wait like three months to her back for like ten bucks but if you pay eight hundred dollars they'll go back to you within a week okay so uh... i did that just like it here back you know as soon as possible and then it's like one message they'll send you one message and they sent me a message i proposed or what if i run uh... like a fifty five k distance on every continent blah blah and i just got a no

[SPEAKER_05]: like simple now as I was like okay well what's uh... what can we do so that it was just kind of back and forth for a few weeks um... then they said well this is what when we call it ultra marathon it just has to be the minimum distance it can't be a little bit over you know if you want to go up you'd have to be like a hundred k or hundred mile or so they said it has to be a fifty k so then we came down to agreement on terms so got that set and then basically they said

[SPEAKER_05]: You just have to have two witnesses and it has to be a certified distance and you have to have record of it. [SPEAKER_05]: So the race directors, I got them to zoom call with them, told them what I was going to do. [SPEAKER_05]: They already have experience doing all this stuff. [SPEAKER_05]: So they're like, yep, we'll submit a letter for you to get us after then you'll get your [SPEAKER_05]: basically your plaque. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's cool.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, now with technology should be a lot of easier to do it because they get this, I mean, I don't know why they don't just have you track, you just track using a wearable and then submit. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like we all have this all the race director over track and stuff, but if you want every time you see somebody doing a record and a guy from Guinness is there, [SPEAKER_05]: that person doing the record is paying that guy to be there. [SPEAKER_05]: Really?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: And what does he get? [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I'll probably a couple grand. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Black Rifi had to pay somebody to travel with them. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: But so they're not only paying for him to be there to pay him for the travel and all that bullshit. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, God, God, God. [SPEAKER_06]: Because I see it on due perfect on my kids watch it.

[SPEAKER_06]: And there's usually somebody there. [SPEAKER_06]: And I wonder if who takes care of that. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And then once you have that on your wall, then you have it. [SPEAKER_06]: But then what about afterwards? [SPEAKER_06]: After doing the one thing that no man has ever done. [SPEAKER_06]: What is left? [SPEAKER_03]: Well, there's a lot of shit, man. [SPEAKER_03]: And haven't done. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but what is it?

[SPEAKER_06]: Like for you, what is that? [SPEAKER_03]: He's going to rip penguins in half. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to go fight some polar bears. [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm actually doing this record in part for Parkinson's research. [SPEAKER_05]: My grandpa was diagnosed with Parkinson's about four years ago. [SPEAKER_05]: He's one of my biggest supporters has always been.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I partnered with the Michael J. Fox Foundation [SPEAKER_05]: And my goal is to raise fifty grand for them by doing this. [SPEAKER_05]: So that was another reason I decided to go live and tell the world what I was doing a few weeks ago. [SPEAKER_05]: So I have time to try to raise some money for it. [SPEAKER_05]: I got that all up on my social media. [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm just trying to kind of leave an impact on the world with this.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know, do something big for myself, but also do something good. [SPEAKER_05]: You know, phrase, I mean, you know how these nonprofits work. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they're going to get all this money, but who knows how long it's going to take for them to find something to help. [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm hoping they'll do good with it. [SPEAKER_05]: They're the biggest Parkinson's research nonprofit foundation. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and they've been working on it for a while, man.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, another family member with it, and it's been going on for a while, and it sucks. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: But that's awesome. [SPEAKER_06]: And then she's super supportive of this. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, super supportive. [SPEAKER_05]: Too bad she can't come because to come on the plane with the rest of the group, she would also have to buy an entry, which is not cheap. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, gosh, you got yourself.

[SPEAKER_05]: I should be out there with Miami at the end. [SPEAKER_05]: I got a bunch of family and friends coming out. [SPEAKER_06]: You don't say Miami is the site you chose out of every continent. [SPEAKER_06]: You're like, you know what? [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, man, she's Miami. [SPEAKER_03]: How about that? [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's in November, so it's probably gonna be raining. [SPEAKER_06]: Ah, no, Miami's for that, you're fine and November down there.

[SPEAKER_06]: And obviously, we've had drinks through the and all that other shit. [SPEAKER_06]: So like you booze and you have a good time. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: For this though, are you off the booze? [SPEAKER_06]: What's your diet like? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I've been so the race. [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm not a big drinker. [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I can definitely drink if I want to, right? [SPEAKER_05]: But I choose to be pretty selective with it.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know, good time or holiday memorable, you know, something, something big coming up. [SPEAKER_05]: I'll definitely drink. [SPEAKER_05]: Um, yeah, before it, you know, I'll lay off of it. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I've also used to do Zins. [SPEAKER_05]: Like, I've been a big, big fan of nicotine pouches for many years. [SPEAKER_05]: And did they let you run with them in? [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I used to run, I used to sleep with them.

[SPEAKER_05]: I did actually two, two seasons with Cal Fire back in, nineteen and twenty, twenty as a FF one and, uh, [SPEAKER_05]: I had the whole station on him, I mean, I'd fall asleep with the, I'd be, I'd be in a house fire structure fire with the sins of my lip. [SPEAKER_01]: Really? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: But I've kind of been on and off of those for many years and I actually just recently, recently quit those for good.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: What was funny to see is last year, those became huge in the fitness community. [SPEAKER_05]: I just blew up. [SPEAKER_05]: And I thought it was hilarious because I remember when they first came out and you could only find them out like one gas station. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: And then it took [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what five, six years for them to become popular.

[SPEAKER_05]: Then it's like, oh, it's a new tropic. [SPEAKER_05]: It's great. [SPEAKER_06]: Everyone's running with them and they're... Well, everybody was like, you're fucking pussy, man. [SPEAKER_06]: Why don't you just dip? [SPEAKER_06]: When she's focused. [SPEAKER_05]: No, that's what I started doing when I was younger. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: We all did. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: What was your dip back then? [SPEAKER_06]: Wintergreen Copenhagen.

[SPEAKER_06]: Wintergreen, Kodiak. [SPEAKER_06]: The bear dude. [SPEAKER_05]: Let the bear get you. [SPEAKER_05]: That was like the char. [SPEAKER_05]: That was like the char. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, right? [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck you. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: That was the Georgia. [SPEAKER_03]: No grizzly. [SPEAKER_03]: Where's the cheaper one? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was the cheaper one. [SPEAKER_03]: Grizzly is like the knockoff of Kodiak. [SPEAKER_03]: No, actually.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, makes sense. [SPEAKER_06]: Makes sense. [SPEAKER_06]: But since you don't get paid for this. [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: You're paying for it. [SPEAKER_06]: Money's going to charity. [SPEAKER_06]: What are you doing real life to supplements this? [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, what's essentially a hobby and I hate to say that, but it's kind of what it is, right? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: No, it's definitely a hobby.

[SPEAKER_05]: My goal the past few years has been to try to turn my hobby into my money maker and you know, slowly work on that. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not sponsored by anybody. [SPEAKER_05]: I've never been [SPEAKER_05]: paid to do any of this and I've won some prize money here and there it's at races [SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, my main job, I'm an entrepreneur. [SPEAKER_05]: I started an agricultural services business nine years ago.

[SPEAKER_05]: I do a little bit of real estate, started up a coal punch company last year. [SPEAKER_05]: So I just dabble in different business ventures. [SPEAKER_05]: And like I said, it was actually a volunteer firefighter back in twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen to two summer seasons with Cal Fire. [SPEAKER_05]: And that was kind of getting two hundred mixed with my agricultural stuff on the summer. [SPEAKER_05]: So left that, just had to chase what, you know, what the money maker was.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, where we live in Central Valley, California. [SPEAKER_05]: It's all agriculture. [SPEAKER_05]: So I do services for other farmers. [SPEAKER_05]: We've got nine acres of pistachios where we live. [SPEAKER_05]: Shit, you have a house out there? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, with nine acres of pistachio. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you want me to hear something funny. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so do you have any do you guys have any on you? [SPEAKER_06]: Well, we're going to send you some.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you fucking asshole, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: You couldn't watch the pistachio with you. [SPEAKER_05]: We got harvest coming up in a few months, so we send them all a wonderful wonderful pistachios. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: So they they drove the process and everything, but what did I do that run? [SPEAKER_05]: Was it me? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so I ran a hundred miles through our nine acres of pistachios. [SPEAKER_06]: Really yeah, it's a film it put it online.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've threw it up on Instagram, but we we run out there all the time just back and forth and it's point one two miles down every row So you make it you turn and you just keep going back and forth so I just [SPEAKER_05]: didn't tell I had a hundred miles. [SPEAKER_05]: How long did that take? [SPEAKER_05]: So I, that was right after I got back from pacing and Coca-dona. [SPEAKER_05]: So I was just on sore legs and I was like, I'm gonna do this.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've always wanted to do it. [SPEAKER_05]: I've run it out here for a couple of years since we've been out there. [SPEAKER_05]: And I said, I'm just gonna go sub-twenty-four. [SPEAKER_05]: So I did it in just a year under twenty-three hours. [SPEAKER_06]: Just Jesus Christ, dude. [SPEAKER_05]: It took it easy. [SPEAKER_03]: What would you, uh? [SPEAKER_06]: That's a, that's a, that's what a psycho practice.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: What, what do you, what would you say you're running from? [SPEAKER_05]: I have been getting this question a lot. [SPEAKER_05]: Honestly, it's really just to find boundaries. [SPEAKER_05]: Just a physical, you know, human boundaries. [SPEAKER_05]: Have you hit your body? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, have you hit your body? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've definitely hit it. [SPEAKER_05]: Where are you just quit? [SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't quit.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, I don't unless I'm about to die or I break something and I'm not quitting. [SPEAKER_05]: So when I did the Arizona monster, three hundred, that was the first what I call mega ultra that I've ever done, and three hundred miles. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and the first hundred fifty miles went pretty well. [SPEAKER_05]: And I just, I went hard. [SPEAKER_05]: I said, I'm gonna go hard until I can't, and then we're gonna figure out the rest of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I remember texting my wife one night, and a text or I said, I think I'm done. [SPEAKER_05]: And I knew I didn't mean it, but I had to get it out of medium, put it, you know, on text. [SPEAKER_05]: Right. [SPEAKER_05]: Get it out, and she texted her back, she said, [SPEAKER_05]: Now don't give up on yourself yet, you're good. [SPEAKER_05]: That was like, I know, I just gotta get this out. [SPEAKER_05]: And the rest of that race, some of my ankles were swollen.

[SPEAKER_05]: It felt like I was walking barefoot on Legos for the last hundred and fifty miles of that race. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Jesus Christ. [SPEAKER_05]: Just miserable, but it's just time, right? [SPEAKER_05]: You just have to accept the fact that you basically live on that trail until you cross that finish line and you just keep moving. [SPEAKER_05]: That's the only option you have that is nuts too. [SPEAKER_05]: It's like it's really just mental at that point.

[SPEAKER_06]: It is and like if I was getting paid for this shit cool, but like just to do it is it's nuts, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Do you footage this on your Instagram? [SPEAKER_05]: Of the monster? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think I have some finish line footage. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, my Instagram is my full name, Christian Brown Johnson.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've got to see what you look like at the end because I've got to picture in my head and it looks like, well, so that's when I took that photo of me drinking a hearty effort when I crossed the finish line. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't have it up on my feet here. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you did that after the three hundred miles? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's the one you had me post when we were at. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Holy shit.

[SPEAKER_05]: Dude, I didn't know there's three hundred miles though. [SPEAKER_05]: So that one of me laying down, somebody said I was going for a run. [SPEAKER_03]: lying down. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, lying down. [SPEAKER_05]: Damn it, Dan. [SPEAKER_05]: Look at that, dude. [SPEAKER_05]: So my nose is bleeding for a couple days. [SPEAKER_05]: I had heat blisters on my calves, so the medic was popping them. [SPEAKER_05]: That was, this was right before the finish. [SPEAKER_05]: I was barely walking.

[SPEAKER_05]: And then, yeah, that's the finish. [SPEAKER_03]: How does it feel when you're struggling for a hundred plus miles, and then you see the finish line? [SPEAKER_05]: Wow, it was able to run. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that weird? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, your body just is like, oh, shit, there's the end. [SPEAKER_03]: But then, so there's a psychological principle that they teach.

[SPEAKER_03]: in a lot of, let's call them resilience classes, whether they're in the military or the intelligence community. [SPEAKER_03]: When you anticipate relief, your brain creates endorphins and releases them, right? [SPEAKER_03]: So if you're even to warm you up, you can make yourself more thermogenic if you're in a cold situation and you think about being wrapped up in a blanket, you're able to visualize it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Your body will start to naturally warm up because it releases endorphins to do that. [SPEAKER_03]: It releases analgesics like Tylenol basically from inside of your body and shit like that's pretty wild. [SPEAKER_03]: In the same way that your brain produces DMT to fuck you up right before you die. [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean? [SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of the same principle. [SPEAKER_03]: So you can control that to some degree.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've definitely had a lot of moments where I'm coming up to finish line or like at a twenty-four hour obstacle course race where I'm on my last lap where I just have this release of emotion and like I feel like I'm just going to start balling my eyes now. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I actually did cry at one point during the three hundred.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I know hey, you just got to let it out you look my dad was sending me a send me songs to listen to I was actually oh you are listening to music so on on that three hundred yeah, yeah, I was listening to you guys actually for really yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah over the years I listened to you guys so much during races and stuff that's why I mean it's just you know I got voices to listen to them out there in the middle of the night by myself and [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, my dad was sending me music and I was just started listening to some of it. [SPEAKER_05]: I was just bawling. [SPEAKER_05]: I was like fuck the sucks and just kind of let it out some to actually felt a thousand times better after I let it out. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but was it because his music sucks? [SPEAKER_06]: Like his choices sucks? [SPEAKER_05]: Not actually good. [SPEAKER_05]: Here's telling me some stuff we used to listen to when I was a kid. [SPEAKER_05]: Like why?

[SPEAKER_05]: I did some easy-he had some system of it down on there. [SPEAKER_05]: Really? [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I grew up on. [SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of age. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: There you go. [SPEAKER_06]: So your dad was sending you easy-he. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: No shit. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was a kid. [SPEAKER_03]: He's rolling down the street in my six foe. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: That rocks.

[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, because I heard in real marathons, they don't let you listen to music. [SPEAKER_05]: You can. [SPEAKER_06]: Can you? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think you can. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: You can take your phone with you. [SPEAKER_06]: Because I was, there was a, some kids running across country over at the school the other day and uh, and I go, hey man, do you, do you, you have your, your positive thing and they go, no. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe for a school.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, for a school. [SPEAKER_06]: Probably not. [SPEAKER_06]: All right. [SPEAKER_06]: Because I, I could not. [SPEAKER_06]: Shit dude. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I could work out without music. [SPEAKER_06]: Like let alone run and everything else. [SPEAKER_06]: Like I've got to be listening to some music is inside you. [SPEAKER_06]: And that's what I heard. [SPEAKER_06]: And a lot of gay men have said that as well. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, it depends on the music.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sure. [SPEAKER_06]: Sure. [SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, I couldn't even work out without music. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And if the headphones die or something else, like it just fucks up the rest of the workout. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Just like [SPEAKER_06]: I can't raw a dog a fucking workout dude. [SPEAKER_06]: I cannot do it. [SPEAKER_06]: And the music in the gym isn't good enough. [SPEAKER_06]: However, first form, they were fucking blasting.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's the king. [SPEAKER_06]: Jesus Christ. [SPEAKER_06]: That gym was unreal. [SPEAKER_06]: Is it crazy? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So the first time you've been there? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, it's dope. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I was stunned, man. [SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't believe it, dude. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's crazy. [SPEAKER_05]: I actually, Tim Kennedy was there. [SPEAKER_05]: What was it the second day?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he pulled out the mats. [SPEAKER_05]: I haven't went down to gypsy once in my life. [SPEAKER_05]: And I got out there. [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, [SPEAKER_05]: Don't you want to kick my astral quick? [SPEAKER_05]: He's like, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: He always likes the opportunity. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Great guy. [SPEAKER_05]: Did you roll them? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Really? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Did he give you Mother's Milk?

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, so I don't know what mother's milk is. [SPEAKER_02]: Did he rub his chest all over your face? [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no. [SPEAKER_05]: No, he kept his shirt on. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you're lucky. [SPEAKER_05]: I probably want to let him know. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I get it. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, there's to be free and there's nothing you could have done to stop him.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no. [SPEAKER_05]: He's actually having a video of that up on here. [SPEAKER_06]: But so when I was asking you what's next yeah, we had a guy that I loved when I'm one of my favorite guests of all time was Mike Poesner. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah Mike Poesner was talking about me. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm actually going to run out again.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he's just a fucking awesome person like for real like [SPEAKER_06]: because a lot of people ask like with the celebrities and shoot of like, all right, he gets close to them or some, yeah, some know. [SPEAKER_06]: And then there's some people you just meet that are so genuine and inspiring in us. [SPEAKER_06]: He's definitely one of those guys, right?

[SPEAKER_06]: And when I was shot with him, he was talking about going out on tour, which he is now, and he's starting to have events more. [SPEAKER_06]: And he walks across America, he hiked up Mount Kilondimanjaro. [SPEAKER_06]: Is that something that's next for you of trying to go up Kilimanjaro or some of these other fucking crazy things that that everybody else does? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, no one had me.

[SPEAKER_05]: This will be the biggest thing I've ever done. [SPEAKER_05]: So after this, it's going to be hard to really figure out what's next. [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I know for like my standard races, I've got some plans for things next year, but as far as something just totally massive. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: Run a marathon when you fight somebody after every mile. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You have to, you have to grapple with somebody after every mile.

[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like you've got to get creative these days. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because it's, you know, with Kim Haines' kid, running in jeans and shit like that. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, he's really built a name for himself on social media outside of his father, because to the point where I didn't know that was Kim's kid. [SPEAKER_06]: I had no idea. [SPEAKER_06]: Because he was just going by, what was it?

[SPEAKER_06]: uh... writer what's his first name and uh... so i didn't really associate a way i was like okay cool and uh... and somebody else told me that they're like that's came in sizzle yeah no fucking way uh... but the way he's gained massive following in sponsorship and all that of the shit is by doing this crazy shit yeah uh... so yeah i mean you i think that's the way to go and that's kind of the way that

[SPEAKER_05]: world is heading right now so if you think it's something crazy enough yeah yeah but then obviously get a accomplishment not kill yourself yeah yeah true yeah and like I mentioned earlier I'm at a point with this stuff where I would definitely like to get sponsored and kind of make this part of my career so yeah I mean doing these crazy things definitely helps you know he

[SPEAKER_05]: get get exposure through it all and hopefully somewhere reaches out and now I've tried to reach out to a lot of companies about the world record coming up and haven't had anybody even blink an eye at me so it's pretty funny but I also did just release it to the public and things like that and I don't have a big following on social media [SPEAKER_05]: And that's what it, unfortunately, takes these days. [SPEAKER_05]: Yes. [SPEAKER_05]: Get anything.

[SPEAKER_05]: And you're my solution. [SPEAKER_06]: All of it. [SPEAKER_06]: Even like books, like, they'll just take all your social media numbers in a room apart. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And then base your advances on that and all this other shit, it's wild. [SPEAKER_06]: And then some things just take off into the world and you're like, all right, you're too back a month. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: But I don't have any answers for you.

[SPEAKER_06]: Because, yeah, I'm sure you reach out to everybody and they're like, okay, cool, man, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was five thousand dollars for, you know. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just testing the water saying, hey, this is what I'm doing. [SPEAKER_05]: If you guys want to be a part of this, then we can talk and here's what things will look like, but yeah, not big enough, unfortunately, on social media to [SPEAKER_05]: to get them to blink an eye at me. [SPEAKER_05]: Really?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: What's your following right now? [SPEAKER_05]: Like, twenty. [SPEAKER_05]: You almost twenty seven hundred. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I got you on a whole lot. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: That's wild. [SPEAKER_06]: That's wild now. [SPEAKER_06]: Because when you're doing something this cool and this hard. [SPEAKER_06]: Shit, what one would think, you know, you're like, all right, rad, this is gonna be dope.

[SPEAKER_06]: Is somebody gonna be filming you the whole time? [SPEAKER_05]: They're gonna have their own photographers and videographers out there. [SPEAKER_05]: Unfortunately, I can't take a film crew with me unless they buy a ticket for the... [SPEAKER_05]: Basically the plane like I'm paying for so I'm gonna do a lot of filming myself and then in Miami I'll definitely have a videographer there I might just see if I can hire a couple different videographers in the other locations

[SPEAKER_05]: So we'll see I'm gonna try to put that together in the next couple months Yeah, cuz a lot of this is footage man, and then you post the footage and then something goes viral on TikTok or Instagram or whatever it is and then boom there you are Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually just had a video of running through the orchard go viral [SPEAKER_05]: Not too long ago.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's almost over nine or a thousand views, but it's funny to see it's like, oh wow, this one is viral, but you only gain, you know, five hundred followers from it. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's weird, right? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Um, we had a video on our Instagram, uh, the mom and the river drinking hard AF. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's got nine million views. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm wondering if it was podcasting, yeah, I think we got it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, she drinking hard AF? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I didn't even see the, I just saw her stumbling around the water. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she, uh, the kid goes over to check on her and she pops out of the water and then she pounds an entire hard AF. [SPEAKER_06]: She laying down. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And it got like nine million views and people were like, holy shit, dude, what is like, we got like a thousand followers from her. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's crazy.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know, you know, you think, wow, this real is just gonna, it's taken off. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, get all these followers and you don't, you know. [SPEAKER_06]: No, and when ends up happening is like, you know, people recognize you out. [SPEAKER_06]: I saw it with my wife. [SPEAKER_06]: She did this one with Tiffany back in the day where they were drinking wine together, back to back. [SPEAKER_06]: Like the stammer, whatever.

[SPEAKER_06]: And we were out at a dinner in Wilmington, North Carolina, and they were like, oh, shit, you're the wine girl dude. [SPEAKER_06]: And I was like, fuck, is this what this is? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And then we true it. [SPEAKER_06]: It's the jeans. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you're the dude that ran the jeans in the marathon and the pull-up thing, right? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: It's always something.

[SPEAKER_06]: that takes off and then, you know, you get to follow it up with other cool shit. [SPEAKER_06]: Is Kilimanjaro one of the big ones? [SPEAKER_06]: Is that something you've considered? [SPEAKER_05]: No. [SPEAKER_05]: I actually have not. [SPEAKER_05]: I've considered Everest, but Everest, you're rolling the dice. [SPEAKER_05]: You're big time rolling the dice. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: Whether you're going to come back or not. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: So, yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: What's the numbers on Everest? [SPEAKER_06]: Half of them die. [SPEAKER_06]: Somebody want a fact check that. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like how many people died. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but how many people died on a hiking Mount Everest? [SPEAKER_06]: There's a lot of people have died. [SPEAKER_06]: I know. [SPEAKER_06]: And like they they're always on like like sixty minutes in shit where it's like somebody's, you know, missing a notice like fallout or whatever.

[SPEAKER_06]: Three hundred and forty. [SPEAKER_06]: Three and forty people dead and a lot of them are still there, right? [SPEAKER_05]: Two hundred are still there. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: And they use them as markers on the trail now. [SPEAKER_05]: The dead people? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there's a guy that call Green Boots. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Stop it. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I swear. [SPEAKER_06]: I look fine Green Boots, dude.

[SPEAKER_05]: I want to see him. [SPEAKER_05]: Let's see this dead guy. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's one of the trail markers. [SPEAKER_06]: No way. [SPEAKER_06]: Frozen solid. [SPEAKER_06]: Shut the fuck up, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. [SPEAKER_06]: There's Green Boots. [SPEAKER_06]: And there's no like potential for saving this guy or like bringing his body down. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, obviously, there's not too much effort. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's too risky for everybody else.

[SPEAKER_06]: Really, drive that guy down the mountain. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So they just leave these fucking dead people up there. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, why would you go up there in the first place? [SPEAKER_06]: Look, it's a it's a feet. [SPEAKER_06]: It's the same thing with running. [SPEAKER_06]: You know, a hundred miles and a single fucking continent. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_06]: That's not the same. [SPEAKER_03]: It is. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a little different.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's not even close. [SPEAKER_03]: You're running seven hundred miles. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but you can stop. [SPEAKER_03]: You can stop safely at any time. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: If you're running. [SPEAKER_05]: What's the, what's it? [SPEAKER_05]: It's two, two, seventeen. [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm doing a fifty k so thirty little however thirty one miles. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so two hundred and seventeen English.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, but for that yeah, you can't stop and take a break like your your life is on the line the whole time. [SPEAKER_05]: Do you think you was taking a break there? [SPEAKER_05]: Well, he took a forever break. [SPEAKER_03]: He's taking a break in heaven now. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he took a lifetime break there. [SPEAKER_03]: Or hell. [SPEAKER_03]: She is. [SPEAKER_03]: We don't know that he's in heaven.

[SPEAKER_03]: True. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he had to warm up after that one, so yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe I hope he's probably learning for hell. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Is there any other dead bodies, Bob? [SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if there's two hundred. [SPEAKER_06]: I know, but are they that visible? [SPEAKER_06]: I don't ever see what that visible.

[SPEAKER_06]: Shit. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like if you start having issues and the Sherpa's feel like you're a risk to everybody else to help you out. [SPEAKER_05]: That's leaving them. [SPEAKER_05]: They leave you there and you die alone. [SPEAKER_05]: No way. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's brutal. [SPEAKER_06]: Holy fuck. [SPEAKER_06]: Is that one? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: That's brown head. [SPEAKER_03]: What they call it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Now what you're gonna do is take a left it brown head there, school face and then keep going up. [SPEAKER_06]: What's that one, Bob? [SPEAKER_06]: And it's just wild. [SPEAKER_04]: This is a body has just been there forever. [SPEAKER_04]: It's on the way up to the peak of Everest to the summit of Everest. [SPEAKER_04]: I can't take them down. [SPEAKER_04]: So you just hang out right next to all.

[SPEAKER_06]: Is it like the Notre Dame sign where you kind of a tap it on the way out for good luck? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because I, and this will go back to why I don't understand people.

[SPEAKER_06]: doing things just to do it like this is uh... just one fucking guy man and he's was at every city was a guy in sixty minutes and uh... you know he goes up there this is half his fucking nose and like three fingers and he's just like you know [SPEAKER_06]: I did it, I'm lucky to be alive and also shit and I was just like, well, why did the fuck do you do in the first place? [SPEAKER_06]: I don't really get it. [SPEAKER_05]: It's just, it's the thrill.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, like that, you're generally risking your life, your life, your appendages, all that. [SPEAKER_03]: There's ways to risk your life like technically Morgan Spurlock risk his life a lot doing the weird eating stuff he's dead and now he's dead but like you're risking your life by eating shitty food yeah technically that's a fucking dumb way to die [SPEAKER_03]: It's a fun paradise either. [SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not. [SPEAKER_06]: It is.

[SPEAKER_06]: Have you had five or six Big Macs in one sitting? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you wouldn't die from that. [SPEAKER_06]: No, but it's fun. [SPEAKER_06]: And if you had to, yeah, that'd be a fun way to die. [SPEAKER_06]: This does not look fun to me at all. [SPEAKER_06]: What's this Bob? [SPEAKER_04]: That's just a first man to ever attempt to climb Mount Everest. [SPEAKER_04]: George Mallory. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And he's fucking dead. [SPEAKER_04]: You're still there.

[SPEAKER_04]: One warm spring, the snow melted enough to show his dead body. [SPEAKER_04]: So this is a hundred-year-old dead body. [SPEAKER_06]: Was this holy shit? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: It was pretty warm. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Sounds like it was warm. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: So his body just remains up there? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: His remains. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: No shit. [SPEAKER_06]: The remaining there now.

[SPEAKER_06]: And somebody snapped a beautiful pick of it. [SPEAKER_06]: Like they looked like they got great weather that day. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, holy cow, man. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I knew nothing about that. [SPEAKER_06]: Um, what's harder than, oh, this shit. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, what's another level beyond that? [SPEAKER_05]: The neverist or run? [SPEAKER_06]: No, uh, running. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, I mean, just go further, I guess.

[SPEAKER_06]: What's the further centimeters of a farthest fuck off dude? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: What does distance mean today? [SPEAKER_03]: I know. [SPEAKER_03]: When it's distance, it's far, far. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't run. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, what's the farthest? [SPEAKER_06]: What's the record, Bob? [SPEAKER_06]: What's the record for? [SPEAKER_05]: That was a guy that just ran across Australia.

[SPEAKER_05]: That was over a thousand miles and he did it. [SPEAKER_05]: Was it seventeen days? [SPEAKER_04]: Three hundred and fifty miles without stopping. [SPEAKER_03]: Without stopping. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how you do that with Alstami because three hundred fifty miles is going to take you. [SPEAKER_03]: How am I? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he had to stop. [SPEAKER_05]: He had to because he's got to take it. [SPEAKER_05]: You've got to do it in yourself.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, I can do it with Brenna full speed. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it says he did it without any sleep breaks, three hundred fifty miles. [SPEAKER_04]: The name was a Dean called out sleep breaks is one thing without stopping. [SPEAKER_05]: He definitely stopped for like a little sitting if he can stop and his body says eighty hours and forty four minutes. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, without sleeping. [SPEAKER_02]: eighty hours in forty four minutes.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is often referred to a nonstop run. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_05]: They do these things called backyard ultros where it's in one hour after run. [SPEAKER_05]: I believe it's four point one six miles and whatever. [SPEAKER_05]: Backyard. [SPEAKER_05]: They call them backyard ultros. [SPEAKER_05]: And you don't it doesn't end until someone is remaining. [SPEAKER_05]: So there was one recently where two guys went over four hundred miles.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, just kept going. [SPEAKER_05]: Luke, after Luke, after Luke, after Luke. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so I mean, that's tough, but I think really the hardest would be long distance over elevation gain. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's where, you know, you can go flat all day long, right? [SPEAKER_05]: But you throw in forty, fifty, you know, hundred thousand feet of gain. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, forget about that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I think even going up and then down again might be difficult because of the stress it puts underneath, running downhill. [SPEAKER_03]: Like it sounds a good idea to be running downhill, but once you get into it, it's like, [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, all the resistance trying to hold yourself back. [SPEAKER_06]: It's like fucking Clyde's deals, you know? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Son of a bitch dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Well shit man, I wish you the best of luck.

[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what you do after that though. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't know. [SPEAKER_06]: I'll figure it out. [SPEAKER_03]: Is that where you? [SPEAKER_03]: Link up with Elon and do it on the moon. [SPEAKER_05]: Somebody was joking with me the other day about doing the first ultra space. [SPEAKER_05]: I said, well, why don't I on the moon? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's one-third of gravity, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's Mars. [SPEAKER_03]: How much was it? [SPEAKER_03]: One-tenth on the moon? [SPEAKER_03]: Something like that around there. [SPEAKER_03]: So you would weigh fucking, like, twenty-y fucking pounds? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she'd be able to run indefinitely. [SPEAKER_05]: I'll just think it's jumping, you know? [SPEAKER_05]: Well, if you see the footage, that's what they were doing. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: I remember, did they have wires attached to?

[SPEAKER_03]: They're called safety cables in the business. [SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't know. [SPEAKER_05]: That's a hard one to figure out. [SPEAKER_05]: Is it? [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, more and more people are coming up with it more and more. [SPEAKER_05]: I think we went there, but at the same time, you kind of get some of the footage now, really closely, and you think, hmm. [SPEAKER_06]: Buzz Alderman punched somebody in the face when they questioned him.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but that guy was fat and fat people deserve to be punching the face. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I agree. [SPEAKER_06]: But he did punch the one in the face when he was an assad and he goes fucking asked me that on Buzz Alderman. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the fucker. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, yeah, I do the same if I remember. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, yeah, if he was really up there. [SPEAKER_06]: Otherwise, it's a really great front.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's basically unconstitutional to put Buzz Aldrin and Jail, so you can do whatever the fuck you want. [SPEAKER_03]: Sure, he's an American. [SPEAKER_06]: He's the last one living. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: He was three. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: He told the other two. [SPEAKER_03]: Sure did. [SPEAKER_03]: So the secret one can get out. [SPEAKER_03]: Come, come at me, Buzz.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I tried, I've saw this one in the show. [SPEAKER_06]: That was one of my dream, guys. [SPEAKER_06]: Buzz. [SPEAKER_06]: Yep. [SPEAKER_06]: And I reached out to him. [SPEAKER_06]: There's public system all over the shit. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm million times, and I didn't listen to one of those shows, and they're like, no. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, plus is doing a fucking show. [SPEAKER_06]: This doesn't fit our agenda. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, damn it.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, oh, we'll be respectful. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: You know, buzz. [SPEAKER_06]: Fucking dickhead. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he did a spot on thirty rock. [SPEAKER_03]: I know. [SPEAKER_03]: That was hilarious. [SPEAKER_03]: He talked about how he was banging horses and Shay. [SPEAKER_06]: I agree. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, hey, dude, like, let's, let's go. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: But he's getting up there in age.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think he's in his nineties right now. [SPEAKER_06]: So, you don't pretty good. [SPEAKER_06]: It's that moon life dog. [SPEAKER_06]: If you take, I, here's my personal guess. [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's still a little rock. [SPEAKER_06]: Chopped it up. [SPEAKER_06]: It's awesome. [SPEAKER_06]: It's got some little moon rocks. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's like brown brown. [SPEAKER_03]: Brown brown is cocaine and gunpowder together.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you give me cocaine and moon dust together, I'll send it to that shit right now. [SPEAKER_06]: I think it's a smart gunpowder. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: And how does that do to you? [SPEAKER_06]: And people online, two days ago were saying they smoked all of two pox ashes. [SPEAKER_06]: That's it. [SPEAKER_03]: It's weird. [SPEAKER_03]: It's weird because you stole a live. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's not. [SPEAKER_03]: He's alive. [SPEAKER_06]: I wish he was.

[SPEAKER_06]: I've seen the autopsy photo. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and just like you saw the moon landing. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a ruthless one. [SPEAKER_03]: Buzz, get fucked. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I get fucked. [SPEAKER_06]: Buzz. [SPEAKER_06]: I, so, you know, I watched that because it was, I'm right in the, you know, the new same James book. [SPEAKER_06]: It's done. [SPEAKER_06]: Covered down all those shit. [SPEAKER_06]: We'll pop that up tomorrow, but yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: But with that, there's the moon is involved in that side, just study that era and everything else. [SPEAKER_06]: I've actually pulled up up. [SPEAKER_06]: Pull up the moon because the new videos are the new photos and like, four k or just so crisp. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, what do you want? [SPEAKER_06]: Pull up the moon, Rob. [SPEAKER_06]: Come on. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Pull up the moon photos for the clean ones.

[SPEAKER_06]: They just did a discovery channel, just did a documentary. [SPEAKER_06]: And I watched it. [SPEAKER_06]: It was fantastic, by the way. [SPEAKER_06]: So it was those guys landing on the moon and then they colorize it. [SPEAKER_06]: And it seems fake. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, it's just one wrap hold the moon. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_06]: But, yeah, they haven't them on the moon of color right there. [SPEAKER_06]: You got it. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm seeing the picture.

[SPEAKER_06]: Did you put an Asian guy on the moon? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: In your book? [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, it did not. [SPEAKER_06]: No. [SPEAKER_06]: It did not. [SPEAKER_06]: Are they allowed? [SPEAKER_06]: No spoilers. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, but zoom in on this, Bob. [SPEAKER_06]: No yellow. [SPEAKER_06]: So when you see this up close, uh, it's so stunningly beautiful that you're like, [SPEAKER_06]: It has to be it, right?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I just, you know, I know there's AI and everything else, but like that documentary came out a few years ago before all this bullshit's happening now. [SPEAKER_06]: And you see this and you're like that, they were there. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was fun. [SPEAKER_06]: What gets me is the fuck you do. [SPEAKER_05]: The camera angles they had, right? [SPEAKER_06]: Like that is the only thing else that I wanted to, like when he's walking out of the fucking ship, yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: Why was that camera there, and who put it there? [SPEAKER_05]: Was it on the lander somehow? [SPEAKER_05]: Like an angle? [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_05]: I must have got out first, set it up, got back in, and then said, and then re-jumped out of the fucking land. [SPEAKER_06]: He was the first influencer. [SPEAKER_06]: Kubrick, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Kubrick did it.

[SPEAKER_06]: But when I saw these videos, because they colorized all of it, and they put it up in IMAX theaters. [SPEAKER_06]: So you could really see it, and look, you take a couple of diets, folks. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Let me tell you that that moon landing was only to flex on Russia. [SPEAKER_06]: Yep. [SPEAKER_03]: And if it weren't true, then Russia would have let everybody know. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't be a fucking idiot. [SPEAKER_03]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_03]: Nope. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't agree. [SPEAKER_03]: Just believe accepted let it end your bones. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't question me. [SPEAKER_03]: It's real. [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: You saying it's fake? [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's real. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm saying it's real. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's real. [SPEAKER_03]: I think somebody earlier this year, five different countries took pictures of the Apollo eleven lander on the moon right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: So the last denial was that, oh, there were no people in there. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, all right, cool, man. [SPEAKER_03]: Just like keep clutching, bud. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know why anybody even gives a shit about that. [SPEAKER_03]: Certainly the government lies about plenty of stuff. [SPEAKER_06]: It's, you know what it is, truthfully now. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, take this episode and see what's going on right in front of our face right now.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's shit like this that makes you literally question everything and then you feel like a fucking crazy person.

[SPEAKER_06]: So that's the difference where, yeah, you look at this and you're like, [SPEAKER_06]: all right man could we have done it because yeah to dance point it was really just to prove that we were superior Russia and that was it so why wouldn't you fake it if you could um but you know uh i once i saw these these photos and then they had just so much fucking video footage uh in this documentary that i was like there's no way yeah there's no way so

[SPEAKER_06]: But hey, you decide on your own. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure the comment section will be full of fucking people were like, man, I was feeling up straight. [SPEAKER_06]: It was not in there. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, that was a rod and it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, Dave, who's got a fucking poster of the hamburger on his bedroom wall is an expert. [SPEAKER_03]: Sure. [SPEAKER_03]: They should listen to him. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're thought about we got to go because we got to go.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You ever considered that this whole Epstein thing might be Russian disinformation to make American does not trust their government? [SPEAKER_03]: Is that even a possibility in your mind? [SPEAKER_06]: No, and I'll tell you why. [SPEAKER_06]: I would have thought that for real. [SPEAKER_06]: But Caspatel and Dan Bongino before they were, you know, there. [SPEAKER_06]: It's just said it's so many fucking times.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but they didn't. [SPEAKER_06]: Didn't know anything else. [SPEAKER_06]: What are they? [SPEAKER_06]: He cashed a tell. [SPEAKER_06]: And you can find the footage if you want to. [SPEAKER_06]: It was on a podcast. [SPEAKER_06]: He said he had personally read the list. [SPEAKER_06]: When he was in the FBI in was a twenty seventeen. [SPEAKER_03]: Never the FBI the DOJ.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: So he said he'd personally read it and he knew the names and in which shock people and everything else since that was years and years and years before he was elected to this position. [SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, I don't know what the fuck they're going to do about that because you've been take right now. [SPEAKER_06]: It's still trending number one in the world and it's this is one thing.

[SPEAKER_06]: You know, they asked Trump during the middle of the news conference and he's like it's in a move on case close and it's like you can't run on that and then just say case close. [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry, you can't [SPEAKER_06]: And yeah, man, it's, uh, I don't understand for pedophiles, you know. [SPEAKER_06]: You want to fake a moon landing cool. [SPEAKER_06]: No kids getting a dick touched. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, but this other shit is fucking crazy.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's ridiculous. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't know that there's not pedophiles on the moon. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, just saying. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, that was a core part of the steamy you just made and you're assuming that. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I look. [SPEAKER_06]: We'll get into it. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, all says we'll get into it. [SPEAKER_03]: Let me on the moon and see what happens. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're not running a fucking ultra mirror that I'll tell you that much. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll be up there fucking shit up. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Now it's point of show we get to the drinking bro of the week, which is someone who has inspired you, helps you become the person you are today, which is like to give the drinking bro the week too. [SPEAKER_05]: So I got two first and foremost, my wife, Kelsey, obviously, being my biggest supporter.

[SPEAKER_06]: Bring her over there, Bob, give her that microphone over there. [SPEAKER_05]: She works her ass off more than anybody I know. [SPEAKER_05]: She's a collegiate volleyball coach. [SPEAKER_05]: She's obviously very hot. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she's hot, so yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: She is one of your heart AF. [SPEAKER_05]: Photos, and we will not say which one, but she's, uh, is that your ass? [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe, uh, for a long time now. [SPEAKER_05]: That's, yeah, okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know, I know, it was actually right after you guys came out with hardy apps, and we bought a few cases, and we were out on the lake one day, and I said, I'm gonna send them a photo, and I think it got lost in the ether, and out of nowhere, just pops up. [SPEAKER_06]: Danny will find it our social media check. [SPEAKER_06]: So, because, you know, we get some of the messages she goes through, she found it. [SPEAKER_06]: That's yours, huh? [SPEAKER_00]: That's mine.

[SPEAKER_00]: Boy. [SPEAKER_06]: Congratulations. [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_06]: So I'm just going to be a post-malone song there right there. [SPEAKER_06]: And I'll finally leave it at that. [SPEAKER_06]: But for you, are you AMP that he's doing this shit? [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think it's awesome. [SPEAKER_00]: I think anyone who does things like this is great.

[SPEAKER_00]: I will say, I think it's, I'm going to be a little bit nervous while he's traveling without me, but, you know, he'll be fine. [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the same in Miami. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure, but like, is this worth losing your life for or anything else, you know? [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's... Well, I mean, is he really going to lose his life? [SPEAKER_00]: Did he never know? [SPEAKER_00]: No. [SPEAKER_06]: He never know, man.

[SPEAKER_06]: I, like, you're going to seven continents in seven days. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm going out in glory if I do that. [SPEAKER_00]: I would say that three hundred mileer was a little rough, just from the bloody nose and out there by himself. [SPEAKER_05]: Was the blood from the altitude? [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, I think. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you the direction.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just my nasal passage has got so dry that it's just... [SPEAKER_03]: You're body like stopped from losing mucus after a while. [SPEAKER_03]: I can only do so much. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's crazy. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's crazy. [SPEAKER_05]: Anybody else? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, my grandpa David Brown. [SPEAKER_05]: I made one of my biggest supporters.

[SPEAKER_05]: My grandparents basically helped raise me when I was young and yeah, I'm doing this project fifty seventy seven for him. [SPEAKER_05]: So raise a money for Parkinson's research and [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's incredible. [SPEAKER_05]: So, love him to death. [SPEAKER_06]: Awesome. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, send us some picks when you're done and we'll post them on the show. [SPEAKER_06]: We appreciate you guys coming out and being here. [SPEAKER_06]: It's awesome, man.

[SPEAKER_06]: And we wish you guys nothing but the best for real. [SPEAKER_06]: And good luck in your race. [SPEAKER_06]: And follow Christian Brown Johnson on social media. [SPEAKER_06]: We can build the fucking numbers up here, man. [SPEAKER_06]: I appreciate your sponsorship. [SPEAKER_06]: You got the first form, sure. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: No, I appreciate the company and they've got great products.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I know everything they do is fucking add me in their peril rocks. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they're amazing. [SPEAKER_06]: Appreciate being here. [SPEAKER_06]: Thanks guys. [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you very much. [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you guys for tuning in. [SPEAKER_06]: Go to Spotify, rate the show of five star and you know, [SPEAKER_06]: So on that deal, the videos up there, back catalog is up there, so, uh, fire away, the old episodes.

[SPEAKER_06]: Patreon will always be Patreon and, uh, and yeah, uh, old episodes are, uh, getting uploaded as we speak, along with the rest of the network over there, and then head on over to iTunes, right? [SPEAKER_06]: The show of five star and leave a quick review. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, that's all I get to do. [SPEAKER_06]: That's all the fucking advertisers want. [SPEAKER_06]: I know I say this every show, but, uh, just do it. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, please, so I can shut the fuck up forever.

[SPEAKER_06]: Come on. [SPEAKER_06]: All right. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, for Danny Danny Danny hallway. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm Ross Patterson this. [SPEAKER_06]: The drinking rose pie. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes. [SPEAKER_06]: Good night everyone.