Episode 53 w/ T.K. Kirkland

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bring up comedy without speaking this guy's name. He has toward the world with the likes of people like Easy E Dr Dre and not only just easy to dr Dre. He opened up for n w A and I heard he got kicked out that toll. How are you so wild get kicked out that tour? The man has a religion, living legend. He's been around people like Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy, had befit them, had people pop Daddy survived it all pretty pulled out a gun on show and all that

and all that. When people say, uh, the gangster of comedy, I always think of him today. You know, I'd like to be good at my research, so I hate everybody that I would think of respectful journalists. And I asked, you know anything, you know, I'm what's up with t K? And every single person said, he's the gangster of comedy? And then he turned when he turned his life around, he's living righteous and he's funny as a motherfucker. Recently, I just went to his show. I was in stitches.

Let's make some noise for tea to the motherfucking k. Yeah, we gotta got here. Over there. That's a glass, thank you. Just now, t K? Now, what are you wanna drink? I'm not I swore when you was at the show. I swore he was drinking vodka. You said, I'm wrong. I was drinking Grandma. Yeah, so it wasn't clear, like you know, it's a dark you know, it depends on my mood. Okay. To me, I thought I felt like

he was a vodka drinker. No, no, okay, it's like it's like it was a little okay, yeah, because you know why, you know, when you're when real niggas drink brown brown. Look at me, don't make some noise me asking for what champion gold. Just let let let's break this down. How long have you officially been doing you know, if nothing before? I asked you that when at what age did you start? What age did you know that

you had the ability to make people laugh? Well, I started comedy and when I was twenty five years old, so it comedy to me is not like most comedients. Comedy to me was a hustle. I saw that I could make money doing what I was doing, so I took it and and flipped it and became good at it. And then you know, once you know that you can make money at something, you know, it became theraputic. Putting

the big boys over, you know, it became theraputic. It became it changed my life in so many ways, because I had, like my mother my brother storry to cut you off, so you didn't know, like in your teens you have had people were laughing. But I wasn't a class clown. You know. I'm a straight a student. You know I went to the Olympic Trials and trying to feel it's not a high school in New Jersey. Um um, because you're from New Jersey. I'm from New Jersey. J

know then what happened? Thank you so much. Can't got here for the kifts. Come on now for the kids. I get to I get to take your shot glass out all I need. But when before we go, everybody has to sign this for me? Okay the day, all right, we'll do that. That's what I'm talking about. We usually drink those down. One thing I want to say before the show start. Since y'all getting money, the next time I come on the show, can you give me a

better motherfucking chant, a little better chance squeaking. Let me tell you something. This is This is our engineer has it it sounds. It has these users to have a studio, and it has it a studio. Everywhere the a C worked besides the vocal bullas and the crazy ship is when you so you would never both ship this vocable like you were bullshit outside the lands, but when you get him in to do your verse, you would do

your verse and get out. So we first came here, he was all sat back and thought about the chairs. I was like, these people gonna get the best interview because they're gonna be uncomfortable and one in the setisode, but are the same typing. They're gonna want to want to give the best interview. Like Buster came on here and was like, Yeah, I want to do a better interview than such and such such a but salute to U. T came motherfucking Curtis Drink for being on a drink chat.

I've been trying to do this for months, so so twenty three, so what what what made you say I'm gonna do this now? A man hired me for a birthday party. I did the birthday party. He bowled the money up. You know, I didn't know your comedy. I did a comedy show like an audition for beginners at the comedy store, and that particular night, Easy I Cube and Dr J Caine to see me perform, because I meant Easy at the Bobby Brown concert with so what years is this week? This is like the height of

just the height of end of it. Easy. It just came out with me want Easy hold on? How much cocaine said that Bobby Brown party? You know what, it wasn't the party, it was a concert. How much Cocaine's in the background. Yeah, but he was with Teena Marie and I saw this little motherfucker walking with a Jerry Currol and they put the song on because they didn't

have comedians during that time. It was intermission. They want to do the only comment that I didn't stand up most of just got a gentlemanly Alex Thomas that did it. But I didn't most of all the season on video probably so yeah. So I asked Easy, I asked Easy going tour with him. He said they needed to see me perform him ice cubes and that's easy. Yeah. Everybody ever want to after you went on this party, you

said your dad did a party. Somebody hied you for a party, right, and the Easy Store at that party, you know yea. So we had the audition at the comedy store. So the guy was there and Easy that was dead same night. The man loved me so much he had me for a party, like about a week later. I did the party, bawled the money up and I didn't look at it. I just put in my pocket. I'm driving on the way home. When I got home over there was seven hundred. This is it to work?

Who was respected like a couple of hundred, Like a couple of hundred. Yeah, okay, So I described this, you stepped to easy. And this is because this was like the first time West Coast artist was making a national tour, right, I believe run DMC was the people. Nobody from the West Coast, nobody from the work. It wasn't yet t was early too, was okay, but yeah he was. But he did in w put everybody on the map so

that he was working. But then it was after that national tour that so you stepped too easy and you say what you need, you need to let me open up for you. I was just gangster with you know. But during that time, I was so confident in my material that I did that to everybody, you know. I did that the Teddy Rolly and Guy. I did that to Frankie Beverly and Maze. I did that ship with

the Whisper. Yeah, I did all that with everybody, you know, Keith Sweat, like Mary Jay Blinde, like the lists go on and impatting about But but but let's just because you think that everybo It's just that I represent myself a manager even to this day, to this day, to this day, so I do everything. I'm the ballet. I have to get all the one but everybody can describe we're great. But they were a gangsters like Easy and Dr Joss this time. So I just want to I

just want to kind of you this moment. So you told him let me be on tour. He goes he couldn't have just he said, I'm gonna let you see you before he said, yo, I'm gonna come say. He was the one of the coolest motherfucker's I've ever met, man, one of the coolest. And I learned so much during that tour because that's the first time I took a bit with me on tour, because I've been to play with my whole life. So I rolled up on a girl in Kansas City and take it with me. So

we get to the next city. I'm the first act. I gotta be at the mic check. I noticed the girl didn't come back, by the way, so you know she was the hotel. I'm not knowing what's going on two o'clock in the morning. Easy, not something my door, he said, I come out. He said, your Randy funk, your grand Every time my se to this day I got a little slight. Was not that I hate, no, because that was the first time that ever happened to mine. And I know what that that that feels like you

know what I'm saying. So Easy falls in the hallway roles just laughing, and so I'm trying to be a man. I have to throw a bitch out the room because that's what motherfucker's supposed to do. Crazy story. So how how about that role? Because I also see, um, I've seen an interview with you just describing that tour, just saying that because moving from the movie. In the movie, I've seen you do an interview and you started to describe that tour. So that was that, tokay, describe that tour?

I did. We want to get into a hot see the thing that they didn't show. I thought it would have been phenomenon when we first went on tour. Um, this when Boom Boxes was still out. So we're We're on the plane and Dre is playing the ship w a album, No, just playing his music in the plane, in the plane loud as loud as fun. The flight attendant says, you turn that down, easy, and saying, fuck you, Ben, you're laughing on the tailplane, please fasting seatbelts. So we

are descending and will make an emergency landing. They get us all off. The motherfucker playing in Arizona. But easy so caked up. He just bought everybody wore tickets and we got on another flight boom and was gone. Crazy story. I would stayed to put that in the movie, make some more easy to be. So besides that, what else in that movie did you think that they missed? Because you was around early early, and everything about that movie

was on point. Okay, everything about straight kind was a point because Cube did it from his point of view and right, and I saw everything that happened. I was there to night the Ice Cubla when they didn't pay him his money. I knew when that happened. I saw with Dr Drake brother head died. But I was a little bit horrible than them, right, So even though they was they had their little freak session and all that. I was just the player of the group. You know, I had to go in my room and had my

bitch or whatever. I ain't gonna being I'm not gonna do all the group fucking you know that kind of ship, because you know, I'm a one on one type of guy, and they were kids. I was kids. And it's good to see the ground because because because you've got to be like six, honey, I'm not six. Ain't good, thank

you so much. So right, it's not as tall. So now what the fund does t k to eat to the motherfucking k Doude to get kicked off of our fucking you gotta kicked off that got kicked off the But here's the crazy, because on was worse than the I was worse than in Wright. So we're in okay, So we're out this crazy. You gotta remember this is before profanity really was able to take everything that was happening. That all this is like, we're setting the tone for everything.

But there was a movie that came out called Mississippi Burning. The Mississippi Burners at the show, I said, all the black people standing up, they stood up. I said, all the white people stand up. I said you've seen the movie Mississippi Burner. I said, hang the motherfucker. But the promoters who are sensitive because of n w A, because they was getting contributors on the FBI said t K. Kirkland is trying to sight a riot, so they banned me for four cities. Wow, that's why the four cities

you remember was a Bible belt. I don't know you don't remember the cities, but I know that the Cincinnatis, right, I know the next one if that was Indiana, So I never got but it was that was that would have been a phenomenal thing for me. But I made the what's so important about the people need to know? That night I was the star of America because I was on the eleven o'clock news as being the guy comedian who stole the shine from one of the hottest groups in the world in the w A. And we're

more controversial. Absolutely absolutely, So let me just ask you and then I want to get right back into this n w A question. Do you feel like you're the first hip hop comedian because definitely, like we have a good friend of the show, Jack Throller, and Jack is my man. People consider Jack hit Ye for the new generation. I just happened to be around for a long time. I like what Jack because I always used to tell Jack he wasn't funny. But yeah, I'm being honest and

not in the mean way. Jack wasn't funny. But what I try to tell comedians in this business, you got to find your own niche and make it work for you. And Jack used to go with another name called honey Bun in Atlanta, and I said, your nigger, you can't be walking around this ship name motherfucker honey Bunn. And you go on to Atlanta to Honeybun. He changed his name. He's worked hard and now Motherfucker's a start, and you consider and in hip hop he's considered the hip hop

Commedian's considered hip hop comedian. Absolutely think that's just this title? Um just do I mean? The world has changed since I started. I think comedy and entertainment. Now you don't need much to be successful because everything has gotten um. The value of a lot of things have gone down. And what I mean by that is the way the new generation is thinking is not the same as ten or fifteen years ago. The social media has truly changed everything.

This is why Donald Trump was able to pull off the biggest upset in the world because of the way people think. This is why the the Kadashians are so phenomenal, because no one takes the time to really see what's going on for as um death and quality packaged death. He said that, I'm like, yeah, no, like that, like the quality and you really got to give flavor flame

the prop. Yeah, was the first. He was the first started ship first with that one show with all the and the thing about them before that year and about the people. What fucked you up is that you couldn't believe all them bitches was like a flavor flame. No, I don't keeping hunting flavors like you know, damn well, bitches really ain't like these pitches are spiked over this thing like it was. Drake called it kissing this flier like you was really tongue in flavor flame and already

got nine kids. Who is letting this nigg put this this is my part of my show? Who raised these bitches? This like the flame that these holes don't know who they don't they fun anybody bags out here killing them? Yeah from big hit stop yes, stop that Niggs. He's social media. He didn't need to your motherfucker assigns your shirt and then I ain't seen that. I saw Nigga the last week with the aside your shirt, I ain't seen one hill because big was but he was the

bigger hit style though. You know that the New York thing flavor flavor. No, let me ask you because now I asked U Joe, this what I said. When you first lay eyes on pun, did you know he was a star? And you do you know how big he was gonna be? So I have to ask you the same question because you know you you were, you were

the comedian. You was known when you look when you first looked at n w A, did you know that twenty thirty years later these guys would be having this movie or did you just think it was just I just thought just for the moment, no one knew where that was going. Did you think hip hops for the moment or just that group was for the moment? I

don't think anyone really knew. You get the same saying for me to say everybody but everything was against hip hop, everything was against hip hop, But for to have lasted this long, and what you gotta give credit to Ice Cub about is that he outworked everybody that put him on. He worked out John Singleton, you know what I'm saying. He worked, He out worked every motherfucker body. And since I was such an introvert, I wish out of hung out with them more because they loved me. But by

me being in the streets, I was hustling. My family really were junior mafia out of Philadelphia. Heard James Cole and at he's my cousin. So I'm hustling on the street, still doing comedy, still confused, not knowing what I want to do. But I'm making man, motherfucking money. So I wasn't thinking about auditions and all that kind of ship because to me, um, I didn't want to put my faith in the hands of motherfucker's telling me, yeah, you accepted in the TV show or you in the movie.

I was making too much money on the street to deal with that type of ship. So wherever the money was. Just like example, they got the name of street after me in my hometown, Jersey City, New Jersey, so when they called me, I turned it down. Now I'm just turned it down because I'm like, if I'm about to lose money, I don't give a fuck. So I'm driving, I'm talking to my daughter. I said, yeah, you know my um. They asked for the street after me, t K Kirkle now and my baby said, dad, you know

that's my name too. So when she said that, you know, names on streets last forever. So I was like, you know, I called them back bone. So it goes down February. Yes. My point is you gotta play in the hand that's delt. So on that street you could you could sell drugs and you do what I want to and it's okay, do whatever you want to do. In my head, I was saying, I can see niggas like, yo, ma, I'm on kirk There's a guy I think his name is Campone, Yes,

has that type whatever like offended? You know see that because when I I had a bigger picture than when the compone started using games common because I was saying that first and he's but I wasn't using it, you know, it was it was just a little bit. I didn't want to be associated being a gangster. The reason why dont want to because I really was a gangster and

I didn't want to have nothing negative about me. As I moved through this this journey that we're going on based on the past that I'm dealing with because I did with a lot of senators, I did a lot of mayors and being political. Ye yeah, so I And when he did that, I thought it was cool and I had nothing against it. I think that that was good for him. And I just didn't want to be a part of anything that said gangster. So how do you with that being said, how do you feel that?

I tell you at least like seven people I hit, all of them said it used to be a gangsters a gangster? Like, how do you feel? Do you? Do you ever grow out of? Like what's her name? Drea Dreya she said on The Purplest Club. She said, don't after a while your wholeness get deleted? Like, um, don't I thought a while? I stay where you go? Yeah. And the thing about credit, you can always pick your credit.

Think about life, You're always fix your life. And the thing about anybody that's listened to this, whatever you're going through, you just really grind. Lead the women alone. Until you really get on your hustle and your grind, you can really achieve. So I left. I was fucking here and there, but I had a goal and one of the goals was peace of mind. See, once you understand and feel peace of mind, you will never let that go for no motherfucker about exactly. Yes, everything, So I don't want

nothing to do with being a gangster. Now, if you put me in a situation that I'm thinking about hurting you, I'm scared because I know that your sentences. Yes, because you know you're about to Well, if you've been in front of a judge, when you've been in front of a judge, when you've been in front of prosecutors and they're trying to the trying to suck you over, I'm not really a true I'm sorry you. Stay with you,

Stay with you, keep what you could vapor teva. Don't try to tell people not to pass blunts around, because that's how motherfucker's psychology turned gay. Yeah, stopped because nigge when niggets passed joints around and he started loosening. That's all. That's a that's a lot of think that you're driving about. I feel like it's shot time, shot time, shot. Take a shot at Clia be in white. We don't got no shot glasses though, t K good, you got shot glasses? Oh,

this one. No, that's yours. This is an astra. This astraight my brother. So in comedy we we had Danny Garcia sitting in the same seat. Is that right box of Danny Garcia? And what he said? We asked him, how does a person like you know start out being a boxer? Yes, and he said that anybody could be a box you just gotta go. But you just you know, um worst you got. Don't know. What he said registered as a yes, the word anybody can be a box like you know what I'm saying. So how does a

one start being a comedian? How does this class clown that is in the crowd talkers yelling at missing which he wasn't He wasn't he wasn't. No, I wasn't see but everybody has their own story. Yes, so and that's the person start. How does the person I can't really speak for someone else because I don't know their journey is based on their journey. They could have been a class clown, they could have been a supervisor, they could have been a cutting heir of barbershop. And someone said, yo,

you need to start doing stand up comedy. But a lot of people can't make the transition from being a class clown to going on stage, or you can make it and just become a regular motherfucker at work in the neighborhood. Or do you want to become national or do you want the world to know who you are? And that takes time, so you gotta have the whole

total package. Now, it's Kevin Hart funny. Now. When I said this on The Breakfast Club earlier this year, I said, Kevin Hot, wasn't funny, And let me spring to what I mean by that, still ain't funny, But he said he's still He's still not funny. But let's stay to what I mean when people because people in this generation you'll take ship and run and talk about hand but not just you know what you mean. My point is I never used to watch that. I never watched another

stand up comedian. The purpose of reason why I never watched another stand up comedian because I don't want to see what they're talking about. Because when you're watch another comedy they say something funny, you will somehow, some way be in another city and Mexican comedy and boom, she just comes out and just come out now the wrong person. See that's Williams said. When they was, they say, oh he's so so and so bid just whatever. I don't know, yes,

all right, no, no, no, no, this is wherever. That's good. That was lou Yeah, that was like that. So one night, Yes, I'm laning in bed and Kevin Hart comes on. I thought he came in your room. No, that's I told you. Wasn't you let that out? Sharing the blood? Who Kevin? It was funny than a mother. What do you talk about? I think it was the first one when he was um, yeah, I don't know the outfit. I don't know the name

of the show. I'm minding Nick was funny. I couldn't to the country, go back on any show and say that because the type of person I down, somebody would have said, ah, he's just trying to ride, trying to ride stick. But yes, I would love to make the kind of money Kevin Hart makes. Really, nobody knows how much money I have because I come from a different error.

You know, I'm just a little clear, and I have a farmer's mentality, and the farmers mentality is you never show what you really make, showing your chicken exactly because you're coming to We come from a different error. You know when people that I hang with you pull a camera duck exactly. Speaker was the leap like a mom getting ready to shooner. Let me tell you something. I'm always nervous of an artist, artist who's nervous of a

camera because I know he was raised like me. Because you get my first interviews, I'll be like this I'm talking about I didn't loose en up to two thousand. Yes we can do. So we'll be like we ain't take pritures that no part picture of me doing this ship no, no, no, no, no, no pictures. But this generation is growing up now now comedy and hip hop

has a very similar type of thing. Where as this certain comedians who won't respect another comedian if a comedian had helped writing his jokes like ghostwriters like ghost is that true? You know what? I don't know because I don't see you always the ghostwriter. But it's not that I don't really funk with comedians, not in a bad way. What I mean, I don't hang up with nobody. I can't say not one comedian is my friend. Sign Mike eppsto early, I put my gaps on you put Mike

up so let's I packed. My guests are n DL hugely, you know what I'm saying. Sure did Sandra Buck I used to manage, but that's a whole, that's a story we need see. The company that I had was called Autistry Management out of New York City, but Sane was a comedian. Got Sandra Bullogan, actress, but we had it before she blew up and um so with Sandra Bullock and my company was called Autistry Management with David Cleanman and Tommy Chestero. So we had two white guys frightened.

I'm the nigga with the money, but I was catching cases. So I really couldn't be out there being exposed because didn't nobody would want to suck with us. So as you just went on and people started growing, Mike when his way, deal went his way, saying you went away, and it was it was just good to know I was part of their journey. What did you do? Yeah? What did you exactly do for for Mike? Um? Because I remember me first seeing Mike. He's with you. Yeah.

See the thing that Mike guess was I watched him for two years before I put him on. You know, I watched him in Uptown and I said, Yo, I need you to come and move to New York. And he packed the ship, came to New York City and he hung out with my dearest friend at the time with nicker name TC. But Mike had some issues, had some problems doing this thing, and so I let Mike go. TC stayed with Mike next to you know, Chris Tucker

didn't want to do Fridays no more. Ice Q went after Mike Gap because comedy shows and then boom the rest of history. So I've seen him every now and then. It's good to see that Mike got us together and making paper doing this thing. It's a beautiful thing about the fact. Damn about Sandra Bulley. Let's how does that Sandra Bull? You know that's the same set. Yeah, Sandra Bully got your bullet got lucky. She was just a regular actress and she got lucky to meet you know,

she got her career, got lucky. And let's gone what I mean? And this is behind the storage. Sure you don't know, um servestors too long had a sexual harassment case against a woman who first started in speed and they fired her second running up with Sandra Bullet. Sandra Bullet got her bright boom. The rest is history. So you was involved in her all that, right? She was absolutely, he was lucky in y. So everybody who's looking around, like then when I should tell the story to that,

I tkdn man end is that? But I was. It's a thing called lane and cut or an investor who's not known. I'm that kind of guy, you know. I do that even to this day. I put concerts and stuff together, like the Coach concert I put together that I couldn't get on the show was sent Entertainer concert and Cincinnati, Ohio. Me and my street niggers put it together.

And he from no, no, no, he's St. Louis, St. Louis. Okay, yeah, but but the story that happened with said is when they found that I was on the show, nobody wants to go on if I'm on the shower like I bring that you let the bust the rhund. Yeah, I body that motherfucker he bust a rhynd. But he made my crew and I signed a piece of paper that I wouldn't go on the show. On the show that I was, yeah right now, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is the thing. And and Keenan Keenan Damon Wayne said it

best to me. He said, t K, don't look at anybody trying to hate on you. It's just that you're that money. No one really wants to go on after you. And when you take your ego out of the car and understand, you know, yeah, I want to be on everybody's show, but I'm going to go on the show and rock your motherfucking ass, which is not good if

a comedian keep trying to do his thing. So we was in the Bay Area and this was a hip hop show, but Donald Mars is the reagae tone time and Donald Mark gave the promoter back his money and said, I Am not going on if Norry comes on before me. Like nobody didn't want that. And the more it came to me and was like yo, please, like you gotta close the show. He doesn't want to. And at first I was mad, right, but then like later on in life, I realized that, you know, because you know, Donald Marr

is not looking at it like in San Francisco. He's looking at it like this is America. He's on America, and so he all all great artists had that story. I think the one that that that um racism something's and Cat Williams. I hear this one Cat Williams in St. Louis at the Ambassador, and we both want the show, and he wanted to go on before me, but he's the headliner. I already know what I'm getting ready to. I don't get ready bring that motherfucker fire. I don't give an who it is. So I go on stage

and destroyed a bit before him. Before him, Cat comes out, he can't follow it, so he throws a mink code in the audience and gets like about ten fifteen people hundred out of bills and walks off the stage. But I definitely I'm still that we're still making money. But then they can make a two hundred thousand a night.

So you can tell me who really want? And I still really want and and and is that something that because because as a person that like I'm a fan of comedy, like like just a fan of waking up in the morning they laughing, and you knowing that you're funnier than I don't want to say half I want to say. So does that get frustrating or is that like motivation? It depends on what you're doing. You see in this journey in life. No matter what you do, you really got to find out why you're here. And

I know why I'm here. I'm here to help people, whether they blow up to be bigger to me, because one day I got mad and did something for a comedian and my mom, God bless her, she said, did you do it from your heart or did you expect something from it? And I always said that when I said it to her, I said, I did from my heart, but my mom was like ship, I wanted something in return. But as I became a man, I realized it was

really from my heart. Like one of the things I'm working on now and I want everybody to know it. I'm trying to get with the connection I have with Senator and before Obamaly's office, I'm trying to get big big meeting them pardon before before January second. So I was working out now been the underwood. Her father is locked up, she's she's fighting hard. He was a part of his career and all these people have been locked

up for like twenty some years. And the thing is, I waited late to try to do this, and I don't know if it's definitely gonna happen with big meeting but I had to have the connections to make it happen. Because when we was talking about my street name Senator of New Jersey, Mrs Bland is a heavyweight out in New Jersey, and we were just talking like we're talking now, and I said, I wanted to know if y'a could do me a favor, and it was like what Mr Kirk,

I said, let's get meats in them, partner. I don't know them. I did the show for him once, but I don't know. No, It's just that they name came to my mind and I realized in life, some people do need a second chance. Man. That's that's all. Because I'm gonna be honest, I've been drinking water all day. I gotta take a pea break. Let's just say right, Welcome to play a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, and more. Play

it at play dot It. We're back to drink Champs Radio with Rapper and R and d J. Then ready, y'all need to film him doing that though, yea the show, y'all do it doing right now right now. We felt it. It's it's work. It has long. Yeah, come hit that ship. Hit that ship. Look at this ship. Look at this ship. That ship is amazing rock right now, that's some flat not yea. They stopped going behind girl, stop going behind people. You're gonna get Ka to loosen up. Man, we're gonna

have to phone. We just do the right shot. We're just getting there. Hey, Paul, some more shots. I know that first shot was smooth and that man, we're gonna do another. Man, let me tell you something. T Kah. Come on, look, you know what the crazy ship is. And this is the first time I'm saying this, and nobody don't notice. I had got off for the script this show, and it was supposed to be like something clean. They're supposed to be clean. I don't see that for you.

That's what I didn't see it neither. So I said, I said, y'all want to green light it. You're kind of high a TK writer, and it was like, who don't think t k suits. I was like, I don't want to do this, and I didn't even never tell you that. But that's that's how Eller did. Because you know who you are to me, You like our generations,

Paul Mooney, Is that right? I totally understand, right, right, right right, Like you know, Paul Mooney is the guy that Richard pryors, but Richly be like Paul, only he's like me, I ain't funny, right, that's Richard Pride. Did I sound like Richard just jumped out of me? But to me, that's who you are. Like you hip hop's generation because everybody hip hop know that you're the funniest dude.

But like you know, Hollywood and things like that, and we just this is why we formed Drink Champs are podcasts. We want people like you to feel appreciate it. Oh, it's a It's one of the greatest things that happened with the podcast ship, you know, because the sign of loud speaker man. Yeah, about to sign up loud speakers thanks to shopping man. The guy. They're gonna be all in your videos, you know, don't you. Yeah, somebody and

I see you at the Christmas party. Right, But here's the thing, it can't really drop all right, I'm first wants to step to us. They made me the depth over there. They're great people and big up to Charlemagne. That's that's my guy. You know. One thing Charlemagne told me that was very interested. He said that's my old g Yes, explain that. Explain that. See Charlemagne, DJ Henry, I know no, since they were kids, you know, I

watched them grow. So when Charlemagne was on the show with um Wendy Williams, you know she she's on the show with when they would I just I just watched to grow as a as a youngster, and he saw something that was phenomenal that most people didn't see that. Yes, you heard we're on tour with n w A, but no one. He saw a show when I was on tour with Keisha Cole and Bobby Valentino. Now most comedians

are the first act. I was the opening that before Keisha after two X and destroyed This Bitch and fifteen Cities. And he remembered that to this day. So whenever I'm on his show, he will always say that T K. Kirkland, that's a funny brother, because he's witnessed it. He actually saw it. So let me ask you, is all of your material wrote prior? Is it written rhymes or do

you freestyle some of it? It's based on my hip yeah, and believe and believe it or not, it is a form of hip hop because you gotta remember I studied you guys and took hip hop and applied it to stand up comedy. This is the reason why might you said you studied back then when you started, who did you study? I studied in w A s n w A was street still got a w A had like yeah, and it's they were street reporters that reported on the street. And I took that same way of thinking and took

it human. Let's go. I got damn tee to the motherfucker who is so beautiful, so that it's nice man. So I took that style and apply to so over the years. I don't give a Fox style basically because that's what I could do clean. I could do all that because some people don't think I do clean. I could do a clean show like I was in church. I could do clean. But my thing is now because of the way the world is. Yeah, now that the way the world is. I come hard at young men,

them type gene niggas. Yeah. I come hard at men who's slinging dick and they're not successful. I come at men to be better men towards these women. But I also try to teach you women stop sucking anything that's moving and get your life together because it's all confusing out here. Niggas like me. I come to town, I wanna take a bit shop and eat, push the maserati. I gotta pay for the babysitter with you. Some mother if I a bit, she gotta calling me to pay

for valet because she leaves. But I don't fuck you. You wanna hear Champaigne and Mimoses and ship The game is fun, you know, if they just want to fly and see you, I'll funk a vince that fly themselves to come see me. That's the thing about what type of women that you so continue to preach My shows hurt your fucking feelings. I want to hurt you. I want you to hate me because I'm telling you the truth.

And hopefully you go and adjust your style and your way you're thinking to become a better fucking curtsy And that's all I want for the t K Kirkland and Kirk Franklin. Ever, I felt like I felt like I felt like y'all, you know, I never watching man. My thing is just really to take that street ship teach game. Even if they didn't listen to me, Yeah, at least they heard it. At least they heard. That's how I feel. At least they heard, you know, at least they heard it.

But you ain't. Kirk Franklin never met Kirk frank never, But I know Kirk Franklin had problems. He was a point star. He like point yeah, talk yo, the turn, the turn, see you. I never planned anything. Then wet Credit called him in the early days we crazed and bad in Vega approach. But yeah, what was about that crank cause he actually tried to pray for homie. Oh yeah, but I ain't gonna lie. I saw him in No No. I saw him in Palm Springs, k during the convention.

They had like it was like a gospel convention. Then the next day. The next day was a gainst the convention hip hop like it's all hip hop, but it was all like musically, And I saw him in the hallway, were like twenty bitches talking because kurtsru that that's that's good friend. Friend would like, that's a real talk. Guy. Never got to ask all this, Yeah, get this out the way. We got to ask all our gas you ask, yeah,

I do. Man on the other side, yea, it depends on how juicy the assid You know what I'm saying, And I think all men should do that. When a man time, he don't look his girl as I look at the nigga strange, I'm like nigga who raised Jo. You gotta lift them two bones that go to the plus and it over God. That's a God, that's my God did this. And a man's job is to please a woman. Even when you meet up for the first time, you gotta like, I want to cheat this bitch good.

You know, I can't wait to eat her motherfucker pussy. I just want to do right things for it. But you know what most niggas do. I can't wait to use the bitch car. That's what most sweet niggas something. I want to use a bit car. You know I'm gonna car well, I want to move in with the bitch. You know what I'm saying. And a man to me, unless you've got twenty thousands in the bank, you shouldn't even be fucking because pussy is desserted. I said that

on stage. When you accomplished something throughout the day, you deserve the dessert. That makes sense. So, now, like I said, I gotta go on the country, put my life in danger for putting Nigga's up on game. Because Nigga is getting mad at me because it's like who this is Nick? Who this Nick? Trying to put us of our game? But this is why I'm here making the throw do the throw down. Now you have a meeting with show night. Yes, you walk into me, you pull the gun. You pulled

the gun on the table. Yes, how do you know that? Because he was there? No, he wasn't here, but he got the ship down. Looking at him like he stop the ship. But now, first off, and I heard you left the breaks it. But because you're old, but what did you owe? How did you old? Death Row records? Money went back in the day. I told you I was a hustler. So my one of my hustles was credit card. Frid Let's make some loose being everything one

of the things credit card hold on. While death Row and bad Boy had beef, he also happy for both of them. That was so true. Yeah, but you know nobody is thinking I had beef at both of them with a nigga from Jersey City hung out with vote for that's you know what I'm saying. That's how you got their credit cards? No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not true. That's the rumor. No, that's the rumor.

Credit fact is I never had puppies credit. Let me send you how I didn't never hand puppies credit covering. Let's take my show. I was fucking a bitch. That was the hustling. What happened for a sugar pop? Sure, let's let's go to show. The situation happened was pretty much the same thing. Credit card. No, it wasn't your cut. You really have to focus, focus right, don't rush, you just don't after on the credit card move. My other

hustle was flying comedians around the country. I was the plug because comedians couldn't affoid to buy airline tickets with the money people was paying to go to the right. So I was a nigger that sent you there. I'll make sure you got to where you had to go, pointing right. But back in them days, there was a thing called travel agencies. By me being a college gratitude knowing how to talk proper, it was also the travel

as I was also the charity. But I can call the travel agent, and I thought I was represented to death Row, bad boy, etcetera, without them checking. So back then also there was a thing called fax machines, you know, so you could fact information. Oh was to us like we don't. Yeah, I was making a killing, not knowing

one day that ship comes back. People don't pay their bills, you know, saying, so now here comes the heat, so the death it's after they hum They already told the reason why everything wasn't just so bad on me because I had a reputation. Sugard a reputation. But Sugar was also my bodyguard. When I was on tour in w A. Sugar with my bodyguard in the DCA everybody's bodyguard. At one point he was DLC bodyguard and me and DLC was type of ship was both out by the guard.

She'll try to own your publishing too. No, no, I have publishing. I just want to know this because we now have publishing now. Now, yeah, we get paid for stuffy door. We get checked. Well, back in the day when Richard Pritt, when all these people put out, there was no publishing, maybe publishing for them. But now we get paid for actually just being on the radio. And like we do stand upon paying door all that ship, we get checks for that sounding changed to sound exchange.

Oh god, maybe that story. Yes, podcast, we don't get sound changes and it's okay, but we need you have to stay focused. That's what education is important. Just everywhere it's come back, it's a d h D right here, it's okay. So um Ship calls me. He's setting me up and I don't know what he's doing. He's a ticket. I want you to be in this video meet me up in depth ro offer. I'm like, Ship, I know what this nigger with the with the red So I go up to you like a month before, but I'm strapped.

But you know you, Valley, I know about you know. That's the thing about being a man. See, when you know you're wrong, you gotta stand up to it, you know. So in the office we talked like men. I had to put my ship out just in Yeah, I'm gonna be talented, strong, wrist strong. So he said, t K, you know you owe me like thirty thousand dollars. You know what we're gonna do. So I had a beautiful diamond tennis bracelet and I gave it to the nigga to say, YOA make sure you'll pay you tonight. Just

take this and from plane tickets from plane. Yes, always from plane tickets. So he took to the bracelet that game. No beef, no beef. It was just were just he had to respect me. I expect him because I knew people he knew, and he knew people that I know. It's just one of the type of situation, right, So as a man, when you caught your court, it probably would have been paid them. Yeah that I'm paying the

game back my ship. That's most people's situations. But like I said, he had should have got a lot of respect for me. And before it always trouble. We talk all type called me and say hello. I mean far as personal life and his choices. He's grown man, but I know that when we did you see did you see this road for him? But he's at now like did you see that coming? Well? Yeah, you know, as you get older and you understand God's playing, he does

two things for you. He gives you warnings and if you don't take heed to the warning um he put max you, you die when you go to jail. And the great thing about it is he's still kind of blessed because he ain't dead. And it depends on how you look at it. He ain't dead. But this is also like a slow death. To think about all the chances that I gave you to do right, that's not no matter. Niggas come up to me and crisis it

should happen. I will be the bitch nigger in that situation because I'm not trying to behind I'm not trying to be behind closed bars. And give example, one time I got arrested. The ninety two is crazy in the world. I'm on, I'm gonna protective custody because I'm a celebrity. But let me tell you who's on my road. Brother, the Meninda's brothers, parents, Rick James, it's up there with

me too. Wait wait, wait where we're Okay, you're locked um, locked up l a County jail, Melinda's brothers and then Rick je Rick Jane, sel In Tupac. What the all of us is locked up? But the only time was in jail food because the niggers wanted me to tell the Joel and I said, I ain't telling them. Joe got a case. I'm talking about it sounds like a thousand people, nigger. I told you that mother jail and then started to laugh like yo, like it was I'll never get that as long as I live, crazy story,

crazy story, as long as you could have though. Yeah, we talked about your West Coast beef. Yeah. Now we gotta talk West Coast light skin beef, light skin, yeah, because you know she'll just technically a light skin. There's just funny. It's just be clever. He's still a light skin. Nick. Now let's talk about your New York dosket beat. Yes, let's start it out with darkness, Holly Murphy. You know about that, don't y'all? Watch? Damn you started the house.

Damn you're calling check this nig why I'm reason ninja. I got last month. He was trying, he was trying to get him. So I've been a fan of a tea cake forever. Teach to the motherfucking k. But I just said, let me just brush up on everything. So I stood at home that day. It was it was when um we had a hurricane, hurricane math, so I had nothing else. I still I watched the whole day

and then I just kept watching. You know, something link leave you to another, and then another link, and I just stood there and I was like, God, damn it. You know when I was nineteen when it happened, So you were Eddie Mercy. I mean, Eddie was hanging out and I met Eddie Ricane and I'll be wearing But what version of Eddie are we talking about? Were talking about? It depends on the after Yeah, Bell Eddie Murphy when he was the first, first one. Yeah, when he was

he was like start in the world, that's prime. Yeah, this nigga crap. Yeah, I'm hanging with them, hanging with niggas. Why are you like because because you're popping. No, I wasn't. I wasn't even stand up comedian. It was just I wasn't in college. It's just at that time, I'm keenan thought me and Eddie looked, say, I'm skinny. I had a little mustache, that type ship. So we just started hanging out. I was pulling bit. Din't know Keenan though,

but you have to allow me to finish. Yeah, if you you stay quiet seconds you want, we'll come to you. Just come to me. Comes God. This is funny and ship. So we're hanging out and then one day, um, Charlie is washing his perm. You know that's when they get perms. Is this Dave Chappelle's skin? Yeah, this is like Charlie has a perm I'm sitting on there, We're talking and the watches laying there. Now all I can say it was a bad choice. But in life, but you do well.

I was cool with all of them. So many invite no we was all. I used to come in the house and lay down and go to sleep. Man, there wasn't like no body they loved me. I violated. But here's the thing about so many things about life, and then it didn't. It didn't hit me until I started started owning my own ship. I started on my own houses. I sat owning my own cars, on my own you have to let me finish. And then one day it hit me. Oh, fifteen twenty years later, I said, oh, shoot,

I violated this man's house. See I think about it was our nineteen I think about the South Bite, forty something years old, and I said, I violated. And so when someone let you in the house, that's like, go, that's the biggest gift. A man is saying to you, I'm letting you in my home. And when you violate a man's home, it's really the one of the worst things that you probably do in your life. So I didn't feel good for years. Subconsciously So one day I'm

pulling up in my Bentleyan on Hollywood Boulevard. Eddie Murphy's in the Rolls Royce in front of me. Now I'm so popping me and him is in the V I P Section in Hollywood. He got a bit for him, I got a cold bitch for me. They white now in Spanish black continue. So I went up to him, you know, because comedians still bring up this old ship. But Eddie and them didn't give a cause his cousins loved me as a standard and they think I'm one of the best comedians ever. So I looked at Eddie.

I said, Yo, I want to as a man that the all these years, I want to apologize for violating, disrespecting your home. And he said, man, they still motherfucker's you still talking about that. That was the reply gay to me. So he pat his hard and it was cool. We sat down drinks and that was it, you know. But it goes to show you how talent I have been over these years for people to still talk about something that happened in one No, but that's legendary Charlie Murphy.

But it happened right and T. K. Kirkland real talk was was the blame? And t Kirt Kirkland is this ship? What does that? Definitely niggas want me to have a stomach ache because I'm back closer talking. Oh then I'm yeah, and I have massive reflects. But that's something alright, God damn it, God damn in the moon shot, that's I don't see you. You don't have a ring on your fingers. You're single? I guess okay, I'm sorry, just being the man to make sure you better make sure your man

gonna hear this. I mean we we only got one listen to, so don't worry. No, no, no, you know you know how my show is. But you got someone that beautiful, whether after six months you have a ring on the finger Because Nigga is like me, when you see a rock, you respect the woman you leave alone. But say again, if there's no rock, there's she's available. No, if there's no rock, if there's no she's available. She

got a ring, you know, to stay back. But she don't have a ring, she's available, she got all the teeth and all right, can we do after the show, have a conversation. I'm thinking, like my conversation. You know, every man should have a platform. Let me tell you mine. Let me tell you my platform is made with the coconut. Yes, yeah, yeah, we've been trying to get this, Thank you very much to us. How does it taste when it's fresh? Like if I was over the house on the couch and

you just bought a straight from the kitchen. Yeah, if I'm at the house, your mind, you know, it's like it's like it's like a hot sandwich. Hot sandwich is not good if you really wait to eat it. But you eat the sandwich right there at the restaurants the bomb. So what I'm saying is yeah, but I'm saying it does it taste better than three hours? Um? Yes? Man? Okay, so I'm be house for a whole day. But it's just like that showers, I'm taking showers. You're still hands

but yes, the wings the wings? Okayla serious? Serious? You talking to you? At least said keyes was a Keenan that brought you to Keena introduced me to talk to me. But you ain't even Yeah, I know I didn't talk because we got interrupted. But if you can check out your surroundings, check to check. Seriously serious of So that's so that's how all this started. But I think we're just trying to say, is how did you even meet that? You said I was hanging out. Thought that was very easy.

Back then there was certain closes the comedians. Back then it was comedians. But I was in college. That's what I'm saying. You wasn't a comedian, was a comedien. I was like, I was getting my master's degree. I was studying. But we was all hanging out. Just sposed to keep

it real. I just was trying to get to you were selling cocaine and all the because you know why he's not getting it right, because then he's not getting why Nobody like, I'm not just saying you were just just just a guy who's not you know Eddie Murphy, Keen and iven Right. Why was having it? Was something cocaine just told us, No something he said. You think about that. He said, it doesn't make sense, but it

just so happened. You can't know. Some people just have great conversational skills, and I just think I have a gift of talking. So I think that we just hung out and then they saw that I had nice cars, I was doing my thing, and just you know, bosses talked to bosses and he didn't go the bath froom. I took it right there while he was there in front of Yeah, that's how the watch got taken, and I thought about it. We had a fight. Um, we had to fight, you know, and as a man again, no,

we right on motherfucking Beverly Boulevard and Beverly Hill. Everything was just say so this is between you, him and Jolly and the blackest things in the universe having to fight in Hollywood. Will Yeah, it's a Hollywood. So what happened? He ran up on you, He ran up on me because you know, you know the Dave Chappelle ship like they never did in the day Chappelle. Like I know

what I'm saying. On the day Chappelle ship, like he like smacked and like five fingers say to the faith, Yeah, yeah that he when that happened, And even though we had vibes, and because of who I was at that moment, it was going to get ugly. And the great thing about what I tell young man is your choices. Man, it comes down to them. Motherfucker choice is so bad because it's a step from risen someone dying or just

being man enough to live a long the day. So now imagine that happened one, and look what I've accomplished in all these years of today. And then what the fight happened. Let's get to the fight happen. So where you at, fat Burger? No, no, no no, And I'm in my veins and they happened to see me. They all get out the car and I got my niggas and Charlie Murphys, the street guy. Eddie is like Charlie, wasn't the street guy. Charlie came out of the service.

He wasn't the street too. You know what I'm saying. Keep it. Yeah, So we got into a fight, scuffle. No one talked about bringing the watch back on. They wasn't sure I had to watch. It was just spectation. She was his words when he said to you, I don't know. You gotta remember one. That was the year because because because y'all darkness right there, it's going down. But did you remember who swung first? He swung first, He swung first, and which was supposed because he from Brooke,

you from Jersey. Well, no, he had nothing to do with that. He just swung first. Remember it hurt hurt he conned it hurt you know. So a couple of days later, you know, I worked things out and they got to watch back and then the room was started from the air forever and that was it. But you ain't seen him since I've never seen I haven't seen him since then. But you've seen Eddie since then. I see Eddie since then. Eddie. Yeah, every didn't give a

fun Everybody loved me. The cousins love me. The greatest thing though, is no matter what people say of an old star like that when I touched that Mike on the badst motherfucking the world. But do you ever feel like you're walking down South Beach Charlie Murphy might just hit you in your air? Between now and then, people know my reputation, you know, Charlie ten fifteen years ago,

didn't know my reputation. Today I was sit down and probably apologized to the brother and what you're you know, yeah, just so the jam Piece. Welcome to play a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment and more. Play it at play dot It. We're back to Drink Champs Radio with Rapper and R and d J. Then, so we've been drinking the shots. Yes, you get another one of those. What are you looking at?

The ping pomp? But come on, you're taking another shot if you careful about the sport in the Okay, Chris, now this is panky. Yeah, man, No, whi's the rockets right? Yeah? You know who supposedly? Yeah, I know where you're going. Where it is the story from what I heard? Okay, let me hear what you heard. The story we started from Jacob Emma. No, it wasn't really Jacob to Jewelia. Here's here's what happened. It was a young lady who I was sucking at the time. She had the hustle,

and she was telling me what she was doing. I said, oh, shoot, you gotta put me off, and let's take this shot. Hold on, because I feel like you're gonna tell the bag, and I take my little shot. Said I like that one, and you are fine. Baby. Black girls matter. She's oh, I'm gonna take care of her. Black matter what you look at. He worked. I like what you work. He's going in. So yeah, so you were walking this beach. Yeah, she's also fucking pot No, ok how does she hap?

But without one thing I never did. I never snitched on. But you know what you said that on the Breakfast Gale and I'm never gonna said that everywhere else. Listen, this is a street ship, right, you got the street and he just gotta relate to you. But no, that's not gonna work on the Purpose club, ain't black TV. Let me tell you the story because it didn't make sense the street next. Yeah, I'm just saying it, but you have we never had a credit card, but you

told Jacob you have that never happen either. Okay, so let me hear the story. Put you have on game you best. So she tells me what's going on, but she knows how to pay ship together. She tells credit card number, bad boy logo. We go back to fax machines again, just to the credit card boy logo. You just gotta have the bad boy that she don't have to get to the logo. Yeah, anything back the official have official on the to this particular jeweler me and

Alan iverson his friends. You're getting implicated. Yeah. So a guy that is a friend of mine said, yo, um hey I get this jewelry from and he told me, now none you I'm really just coming in the paper. I'm stacking. But jewelry ain't my thing. But now I'm going through this phase because at that time, the jay Z and the Puffies and Nick is wearing for Sachi shirts and spending man money on jewelry and getting broke. Right,

you gotta look nice looking, real bro. We finally called the jewelry store and it's a It was a shock to me because we faxed everything over and I'm just like, yeah, I'm want of Rolex, I want the air to you know, diamond arians. I'm on a necklace like like I'll vote yeah, like the biggest still conservative. I'm thinking fifteen hundred now for everything that's a d This motherfucker said a hundred forty, A hundred and forty motherfucking thousand. It's not Jacobs. Another

jury stores another. So at that time I have a cousin because the federal agent who's also my bodyguards getting intricate. Yeah, so because I get me come to town. I said, your cousin, go pick this jewlio for me. All right, he says, we are. He goes pick it up. But it's paid for on the card. We're thinking that it's paid for. Ye, this is a beautiful story. Yeah, they didn't get this. They think it's paid for. My cousin goes picked up. The cops is waiting thinking it's me,

my cousin his party who Federal agents get arrested. The agent gets arrested, he gets arrested. So now my family, so they're giving you up, is at ends. But because they of me so much, nothing but he went down. So now I gotta fix this all right. So I'm staying at the Royalton Hotel. You know, the Royal one of the bandest hotels in New York City. You don't even know it's a hotel. It's some boutique type ship.

So I know the cops nowhere I'm at. So stead of getting because I had to show that night in sept Me Hall in North New Jersey. The whole state of New York is there. I got my street niggas there. He's like, Yo, don't you come nowhere near this building. So I catch a cab from Manhattan to Philadelphia to catch a fight to go to Greensville, South Carolina because the next day I'm opening up for Gerald of Burton in Greenville, South Carolina. So now nothing happens. A whole

month goes by. I'm filming a movie in Los Angeles, California. This girl day and calls me said, t k you on the news. I said what she said, Yeah, they got you on the news and the news was about me getting that puff. So they blew it up like I had shot Clinton. So now since I know, yeah, it was that crazy. It was that crazy the social media day. I couldn't walk down like that. So what I did was um Fountain attorney and we had a surrender date. So we did a surrender date. I didn't

show up. Matter of fact, I show up for a month. They're looking for a neg and that they got a man hunt. But I'm still doing shows that after I'm doing the shows, I'm looking at the door seing cops is coming in this motherfucker to get me. Long story short, I'll make it into New York City, turn myself in.

They're waiting for me. I get on the news and all that type of ship, and you come to find out so many things about the police when she goes down right, So on this with particular, I changed attorneys and the judge locked me up in Michael's Allen. They locked me Bracha's Allan for thirty days because yeah, they um whatever, crazy part that ship was, so you locked me up. But now here comes to d A. This

crazy story. The d A comes. The reason why the d comes to talk to me because Puffy now I had to shoot out him and the rapper that sounds like Biggie Shine, and they want me to snitch on and this is the d A. Now they want me to snitch on Pup. They don't want to snitch on Pup. They saying to lock you up here trying to lock you up. We want you to do us a favor. So I played the part ferment. They bring it. They bringing me blimpy sandwiches and all that kind of ship.

They put me in the car early in the morning to take me to the club that the shooting went down, Club New York. Yeah, Club New York. So they tell me where to stand, where I saw the gun, how Puppy pulled out the gun, how he shot so and so and all this type of ship's true story. So now they take me back to the jail. They bring me out maybe two days lay and asked me what I wanted to do, and I told him, I said, I think I ride this one out. Now they're mad, but at this time I got too of the coldest

attorneys in Long Island. I'll never geting because I thought I was on the Sopranos and the names was Frank Donado and Tony Capitello at a Long Island and in New York City. So now I'm in New York City and you have a a lord. They're called predicate felon, a predicate fehlon. If you catch a felony within a year of your first charge, New York has a mandatory sentence of four to six years. So they were trying to get me four to six because I caught the

case with pup. You got your pull you another shot pulled me and him another show what whatever the funk you want? So what when my attorney's beat the plea, they beat the plea for me doing four to six. I fought the case. Matter of fact, I took a deal. To be honest with you, I supposed to do two to four and I was, Goppa do boot camp. You d it out. Now, I'll tell you, Jackie, what happened. Yes, I'll tell you, zachtly what happened. So the easiest I

took the deal. Come the following year, we're going to quote that January. I got to hit that. Yeah, come, I'll tell the un the judge. I'm talking my attorney. We're not taking the deal. TK. You're trying to get too deep with us on show, trying camps, trying to be drinking. Listen, drink each let's get let's get back into the let's get retard. Go ahead, you asked, just like you cater to the women a lot. Tell these young niggas what the funk they're doing wrong. They're not

being concierge exactly. You got to be a content excuse me, just it's very dispectful. I might swing a bottle, thanks, throw it out there, swinging, swinging the b thank you. So when a man meets a woman, his job is to be her concierge. Out the king, you know, to these young were con If you go to a woman's house, you just can't come empty handed. You gotta have groceries, helpful mother. Yeah, you gotta bring some gifts to he didn't bring this turn that out there, you know. I

think that the second time. So when I come back, I'll have some for you. But we're trying to a loud I'm not to loud speakers. But those are people. But you see you got gifts right here and look and see for you this bottle. But the way you don't claim that, I'll cry, snap, and I'm silent, and every day I'm like, I just said, definitely cry, but you're just thinking me one bottle. No, no, I get you one bottle. But he said take that one turn me.

You know he drink, he drink, He drink Corona and Bacardi. That's it. Yeah, So that's I tell men about. That's the way y'all have to treat these women. Fellas. When you meet a woman, you know, you open the door. You gotta get the flowers. You gotta take a shopping. And what most men don't understand when I say shopping, you don't think I'm spend thinking about spending a lot of money. Sales, nigger, you gotta catch sales, you know, Kmar You know when you're sucking woman, you never want

to take them. No, you got to really take care. Because I was telling men J. C. Penny knowledge to most niggas fuck women to destroy them. I'll tell guys, come to teach him. See you teach a woman, especially if you know you ain't that nigga that's gonna be around. You're sucking a teacher, teach how to save money, teach how to masturbate, teach her how to get shi on her own. So then she do meet a nigga that

that's a nice niggas. Most nice niggers are scorning mostly, So you teach them that niggers don't know none of that before we meet them. We don't know that, we don't know that, we don't know that. All we're saying is we're in this lane and you just cut me off without a signal, So what's going on. So that's what's happening. And then and then you teach the young ladies.

They're confidence, they're inspired you having destroyed I mean me the girl them girls like psychologically psychologically is fucked up because the dude she messed with with a cheater or the dude she fu took money from her, or the dude gave her baby so won't take his mother kids? And what are we smelling my bother and put on my face? It's miking my names like that. Goddamn you also drinking? Yeah, I want I look like Arry. You know what cogito is? No, I don't. That's that's span

U Huh, it's Latino ship. You know what happened Latino? All right? You know that it was something you know, I never really, I never did the history. You know, always touches from Compton. Most people don't. Yeah, I tell people Campton, why the funk I think you because I've been in one that's that's been from Kia. So and I really was a Bay Nigger. But I tell people if I'm from Miami, they'd be telling me I'm from Miami. You from Miami. Now you go Froming, no doubt about it.

So I say it a lot out of respect for Easy, who took me on my first national tour. That's why I always say much of the other this is great thing that ever happened to me was Jerry Heller on the tour. Jerry Heller was the manager. Was so crazy about Jerry Heller too. I was trying to he's being funny. No, he was managing the manager. Yeah, he told you one ation and the thing about um. When Easy died, I was starting the company with him called Ruthless Comedy, Wow, paperwork.

Everything was sounds crazy. Jerry Heller Easy, he was getting me do things of ruthless comedy. What was your take on Jerry Heller though? My take on Jerry when you see any white man to take a group niggers out of hood and blow the ass, he's like, he's like he's got God. But you don't know all the particulars going on behind the scenes. This is why you have to give Ice Creu the utmost respect for him to

be that young and understand his worth. I mean, this is mother two years old dog and he knew his motherfucking word and walked away. What was the first record they sold? That was like, yeah, so that first time something like in an easy put up six thousand. Yeah, that's how that they put on Straight out of Compton stayed on Priority said that one time, it's easy to put up six thousand to do Straight out of Compton, and she had to Compton a twin two something million.

It's the investment, you know. Let's just as I'd like to talk a lot star, let's talk about one of the other greatest groups I toured with, the Cash Money Millionaires. I was there over the neck on the first tour stop at one one time because look, I thought you're gonna say it's some funked up ship. They're Tor and Patty the bell at cash Money. I think on the pits, so I think mad water. Wait till you hear about the cash Money ship. That goddamn woman, God damn your

point your here up were feeling. I get out of here, get drop the coquito kinda cootito colte, which is also frog little little half do we can half blacks a Spanish. I'm cute and half African and half black drink. It's the same fucking thing. Now shot glass, baby, yeah, you drop me home, baby, You're not. I have a cordo. You can drop me. He got a range, drop of baby, two thousand eighteen. Got to try to go. You ain't gonna get me fucked up? Horight with my glass a tkker,

Why did you get shot? How is that trade champs? It will raise you bays not glass. I got gla getting rested out right now with my shot right there. You got a straight history lesson going on. Huh you killing it right now? We got to stay history guys and boy kill. You're trying me, but you're killing Thanks for me, Thank you mus very much. You got This

is where everything goes black chill because it's not. Look, I'm blessed sekret right, hold on, wait, you gotta get choice is a yes we card car Yeah that Ponty just to get us one of these. Come on, come on black, its fucked up. Its about get you buck up. You know it's about the life. It's that even bad, but it's bad. It's not bad, all right, it's not bad. Really, you get like it's definitely healthy, but it's right healthy bad healthy good. The Dominican walh though you don't go

put your give it a Dominican walk, demail log. You want to come on, drink some of your champagne. Man, No, no, no, I'm drinking. I'm drinking this woman. You ain't drinking everything. Yeah, I never And let me tell you what I'm not going to tell you know, let him talk. My keys is at the hotel. That's okay. And I got I'm gonna be sponsing my parents. This is coming right right here. You got your wife with you. This is just me. Yeah, that's that's that's that's our real dad's doing. That's how

real dad's doing. You know, you don't drink all this because you gotta be responsible. You got to drink all of us, and I still be responded, I can't do that. I can't do that right hold on, hold on, wait, wait, they're gonna get un That's what the Dominican walk. And give me a Dominican wash on the ass track. I'm about to drink the ass track. And what I'm gonna drink put my foul of course, you know how old would you start eating? Pushing? Why you wait so long?

I was wondering how you gotta start around? I started at eleven? Are you a busing? Okay? Cookie? You said cookie, pussy? What's your what's your dog? Gonna say? Nona say Jamaican? You got a haircut today? What I'm look perfect, looks smooth, got a hand cut? Just to the interview you. That's all right? Now let's get weird. M uh man, there is that's that ship. You love it. Don't trupt me, don't to trump me, right you know, to terrupt me? Right now? You love it? You love it? Say you

love you'. It's like three of you, nig three noories in the building, the nigger big bum. You gotta be smoking weed. I feel like I'm wanting mother um the movie. Then I watched Simmason kind. I feel like train yours because you know why, I need to lift the comedy spirit from you. We're going back because you know why people tell me that I'm a comedian. Yeah, I see that, but I just I just have fun. You enjoy life. I enjoy. Is that the definition of comedian. That's that's

the definence of my journey. My journey is to talk serious, but to make you laugh, but to enjoy. I enjoyed life. I love getting them at four thirty and one and go and workout, do what I need to do. I get a four third in one and do what I need to do. Put my three miles into weights, you know, and not keep it moving. I'm fifty five years old, so let's you know, Yeah, you're older than block do crack. You're right, You're right. You just gotta have a little

money for maintenance. Yea. You gotta have the money from matance. You know you ain't got another money. I'm just I'm not smoking that. And that's why you guys, when you get older, you take care of you women. You have a house, you have a car, you have good credit, because all you guys have got looking at all. All right now, they look for credit score right now, then'm combined? Are seventy guys ship combine? So let's just tell the comedy world people get off. How many things have you

written on? How many projects have you been? You know, no one's never asked me that question. You did New Jersey Drive. No, he he's gonna hold another route right now. So let me tell you how this go down. I just Timberland's first album, a music music. I write skits and stuff and right stuff for artists to perform. So I'm the skit writer I've been doing for years. I did Lloyd's Last City co play his diary, UM one of my best that got taken and I love her

a little Kim, Little Kim. I played a song for her, I'm Biggie and I headed in the song and the line that she took from me was for I went from first class to coach. That's my last That's that's that's I got on taping every day that I played

it for And it's okay. I never said nothing about it, just the first time since I ever mentioned on the air that's a bit that I came over from first class because you know, back in the day, you would take the phone and put it to the speaker box, and I had music that I was playing, Why you wanted to go for a first class to coach? Why do you want to go back? But it was it was a joke. It was for a girl. I was talking about a girl female in the album. She cheated on me and I took and I said she went

from first class to coach. And the song was Jones walking into Rain. I got acapun Did the remaker? Did the remaker? Jones? YEA got aca punchure today? Big up to my brother Freddie. Av it to a golden spine. I got acapulture and see that. That's that's that really, that's that rich ship. You never got ship because I don't. That's not really he's rich. There's no fun. Stop putting rochers. That's okay, whatever because you know where the money, so whatever,

keep out in the doubt. Now you don't need you don't need not. I just get your smooth's setting smooth. You know you use a chap stand No, I got even out here and the sim of my lips get jack. But just getting what you're going you get any punching there you're jogging, you know, John. Yeah, John, you had a radio show. It's not a radio show, it was a podcast. Do you do bullstops? You just chest is not strong. Looking at you, I was like, a you

get a shower, you have up a brass. All these guys a little have chess is either they follow you you start to the room got empty. You would just spelled the cigar and then strolled the singer too. A man, I didn't have to help. What more? You still got to have a strong room, you know. Am Oh my god, you have to get a shot of some sort. Okay, I'll take a shout of what that young lady bought. We got another one, right, that was nice that I

got someone already. No, no, you can't control the rule happen. You know that's true. But okay, you allow to get away. So you got either mangoes to rock or tagg a bone. I'll take one more. Everybody the world is why is it in Chinese? Because it's yeah, and it's me in the country. It's not so speak. I know what is going on. So when I'm in the hospital, what did you drink? Exactly? What did you have? Some nigger that don't look waste made me drink. Just who can't use

arrow here? Oh it's terrible, it's terrible. Yeah, it's out. It's terrible. That's an ancient Chinese secret. By the way, I just want to let you know, and it's y'all got medical in Well you got none of that, you know, Shott shot, just shot. You know. This is the thing you got to realize. And he's saying, my nose is sweating. We made sure you had to take the chair with with the stability because I don't remember, David, we gave the stability. Oh, don't, don't be valuable. Don't be foul, dude,

don't I'm not fat. I'm staying fact. I'm just saying he fout. Yeah, I ain't getting out. I know. That's why at my age, everybody is getting I'm taking all the props only two. That's why we're getting to think with the bat because TK did everything. Let me take something to say, you know, in our generation and all lifetime, us being black Latino, whatever we are, we're from the hood. And in the hood, when people get ten years, people get twenty years, people get twenty five years, people get

thirty years. They're so quick to say that nigga is over he's washed up, it's done with him. That's not what we want to do overhead. We want to do overheads. We want to continue to praise all legends, whether it be in in the comedian stance, whether it be in a lyrical stance, whether it being uh acting stance or whatever. And you are one of the people that we want to continue to conmemorate and salute and thank you. I really appreciate it and do that and let you know

that you've got a platform here. We don't care if you sat a lot of speaker. Now those all people men, you know, it's all jokes. You know, say we were rather you come here. But this doesn't matter because me, me and Charlette Mane is in tune with a black lou I called it black at to call you to put me on. And you know that's my man. That's

that's that's the man. That's all man. And what we want to say is, you know, in this genre, this this this this thing that we live in, people give us five years and seven years when we have people like you who have been doing it since end up you have been touring and then you're doing it now since Drink Champions popular you want to continue to support you with a team to tell you to take shots with us. We're gonna have the girl, you know, Dominican

girl that looked blast right. Gonna make sure she drive you back and marry her name. Yeah, whenever, you gotta gonna change your converses. But I'm gonna Mary. It's like a baby. You can do whatever you need to do. A young lady, and you're single. To my God, and y'all look good. You'll get it on tape. You'll get here on tell you. I want the world to see. I don't talking to listen. This is let me just niggers know what I'm talking about, Film Hall and film connection.

Look look at that too, and this is exactly how Drake got made. I'm just be honest. This is exactly how Drake got here. This girl is unbelievable. Goddamn. You see the fellows. You see the confidence that I had. That's what drew her in and I got the number. We're gonna go out. I'm gonna push the maserati. The hair flowed because that's not a weird I said, that's not a week. That's real. That's real. That's that's important because when you date a woman that don't have a

week be safe the housands throughout the year. We've expensive expensive than a month. For real. They don't even want they don't even want the old ship. No man they grew out there in the relationship wants money down. Y'all got me fucked up? This is fucked up, y'all. This is they never see me like this. They see you give me that we back. Tell me about my hunted And where did y'all get your weed from? From the nigg of that raised you got the plug, That's what

I'm saying. We've got the we talking about the cash money crom like cash money. They forgot. I was in the bringing the cash money situation was old phenomenal because I met baby and little Lane right when he was starting. When they kissed, Yeah, when I saw him kissed. So it's not a secret that they say they kiss the baby. All of them used to kill. I thought it was some mafia ship. Yeah, it's like it wasn't. It wasn't. Were they on that. I never know they was doing that.

They was actually kissing each other in the mouth, but it wasn't on my spere shop. I don't listen I've been in the streets all around the world. One of my connects was in New Orleans. I said, Nigga, this is I called. I said, this is how y'all move? He said, non naked, baby, and them just on some different ship. But I never question to see one thing about being a man. Whatever lane or nigga, take that's lane, and you let the motherfucker take his lane. So I

allowed him to take his lane. But they was always good to me. When I say always always good to me. If I was walking down street, now, baby and the motherfuckers will pull over, get out the car and have a conversation with me for about forty five minutes to hour. That's the respect they always had for me. When we did the movie called on Ball the Blocking, I played the cop and Ball the Blocking. You know. Um they allowed me to write my own ship, and I remember

Baby coming to my trailer. Any must have had like a million dollars in suitcase and asked me how much did um I charge? And I said, the whole motherfuck's suitcase house. I've never seen anyone not respect money before. That's the thing that was about him. They didn't respect money. They did not respect did not respect money. So one night we went out, it was like five six o'clock in the evening, and he brought like nine Bentley's at one time. So me, my man was in the other seats.

That need just think about the buys Bentley. We really thought it was gonna really go down like that because he didn't respect one. We didn't get to Bentley. The thought of that happening, it was just phenomenal, cause he

really was that type of duo. He really was, you know, and to to no matter what him lu Wayne's going through whatever, the nigga pulled up one of the coldest moves in my fucking music history, you know, because what people don't know is that when he got in front of that thirty million dollars um, he was really in the red. Juven I sold so many my fucking records that before the years old the thirty million was paid back, they was in black and the motherfucker's never been in

the red ever since. That's that's just just a blessing. Yoll And, like I said, from the end, from Ruthless Records to um Um MASTERP who for babing them still to be doing what they're doing, and they ain't got the hottest artists in the world. Regardless of what his plans are. The nigga pulls some coaches the hardest artists

in the world. Drake, Yeah, yeah, I don't know now what happened to hip hop is when I watched I went to his concert, Oh trade concert, I've watched him, and I said to myself, how did they let this motherfucker in the light skin nigger? Yes? How that? Because what happened from Big Daddy King exactly do skin niggas happened? People to understand what happened, you know, his evolution, evolution, But what happened with Drake. Here's a guy who you

tell was a fan of hip hop? Is this Big Daddy can't I've been a fan of hip hop from day one from tell us, tell us what happened from the dogskin community, because I want to understand what people started in the dogskin community that told me something abouts have got nothing to do? It? Is this fun Cubans in it? Yeah, it's the dark skinning a community. But you know saying I love you so much, let's not get into nationalities because people really take what we're saying seriously.

And these mother Fockers will be on something black dominicating them better than you. I don't want to really go that there, if you don't mind me being the older person in the so um Baby was just a phenomenal, dude. But the tour with them to do ball, the blocking, it was just really some phenomenal. And then I went on tour with them and did But the thing I liked about them was it was a cash Money Millionaires DMX, the cash Money I was the MC. I was over

to that for them, Cash Money Friday. That was the next tour after you know, Rock and Fellow. Yeah, and I host that tour to get the funk out of Yes, Sir. I was on the tour with jay Z. And also and the crazy thing about the jay Z tour is that when I was really five years old, I threw a party in New York City. Jay Z was my birthday celebration. I paid that nigger fifteenhundred hours and he was late and I wasn't going to them morn And after that I went on tour with him and Damon

um whatever jay Z. I paid them high. Yeah, So I started, I started, I started going toward them, but then I started, I wrote songs for a Second and None, a MG, bitch better have My Money. Yeah, I wrote all this stuff, and they stuff to take them on to it was this better have mom crazy Yeah, yeah, the words of the moment. Yeah, I've been involved with all this ship, like all this ship, but I always

didn't know. I just don't brag about it. So you wrote that I wrote gits and all that on his albums, sure, this Second and None, all goddamnum and E O G and the Bulldogs. Yea'll go way back. Yeah. And then I remember on the Cash Money tour, we had a little situation and Boston with maid Men. There was a fight between the rough Riders and made Men when the motherfucker's got stabbed and I'm in the middle of the ship because everybody just loved me, but they're gonna pass

me stabbing each other. But may men didn't know that the rough Riders was that motherfucker tough they met. They matched that motherfucking night because it's looking at what he died because the rough Riders stabbed them. Nigg is the funk up for real. They came with fists and the rough Rider came with knives. Puerto Rican stopped. Yep, sure there goddamn So you don't make noise for that or not. Ain't making noise when we do all this for the just I'm taking ball t K as well. You know

what that is. Stay and you stole this correct car, so cred Steeler. I did steal the daddy credit card. You're you're my nigme, always been. Now you saw me perform. No, you killed once. You sw me, you killed it and it's all My wife said, thank you, you see the show. But the other guy, this, this is how I got to know. I gotta start dressing different, right. The other guy that performed for you, yes, he was like, he

said something about Cuba. My wife was like, Cuba and our grandma just lacks not heard you in the background, I said, when he already the dude said, look, he said, this is why I don't like dogs, and like I feel like I I mean a lot of money in my life. No, it wasn't there. Let me tell you what he did. When the comedian here go on with that, that's cold, nigga. Shut the funk up. I'm going to

the car whatever. And that's what you get here, because when when you said it, I knew I'd love to be here for you and wait for my man with that. That's how you said, go on with that, And that was around they said cuban and then my wife said, yeah, he was like, you leave, but that's how I mean. But then you came out there. Now this is your this is what I'm want to understand. Do you go approach crowd. I based my show based on the or do you say, let me look at these niggers. I

come out and whatever my feeling is. I always say they don't laugh, but I always make him laugh. But the ship that I say is just so insane. That's gonna work. Now if I have to do a white audience, then I've become a comedian doing more. Let's let's let's work the audience like you right now, we're all white right now? Okay, great, I'm gonna say, dude, okay, so we could do white materials. There's white mater. I just found thought I was just lessi I'm just I'm just

like but I don't know. I thought I was the Matrix Stele in the movie No, but you're and I'm not. But I don't want to hold the level. Just follow, follow the story. So I'm just LESSI and I'm see I read things different than most people. So I'm saying to myself, I'm fucking brilliant. I don't see what other people say. That's what happens. So I tell people one night, I said, let me spend something to you. While I

know I'm smarter than you. I think it's an earthquake that happens in the ocean to Sami comes to your Now. That's why I'm proving to you I'm smarter than you. See most people say, Sudami. That shows that you're lazy. The reason why I'm not lazy, I'm right. See the tea. They didn't want me to say the tea. The t shouldn't beat it. Act like that tea is not that I see the tea. All right, I'm smarter most of y'all small. Colonel c O L O N I L. I mean I A L. That's not colonel, that's colognel.

Colonel is k E A R N A L. Colonel? You text your girl in the morning, baby, I love you. I'm gonna take you to dinner, eat your us to late at night. You know a w DAR that's gonna a R a r E. So that a little deeper. Yeah, and you don't even notice. But I'm gonna ask you, why do old people walks her early in the morning? Do they have somewhere to go? And why do people say good things come to those who wait? Was that ship on l A And ladies? Why would men go

down on you? They always try to kiss you afterwards? Because bitch and we die you dying to Welcome to play a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment, and more. Play it at play dot It. We're back to Drink Champs Radio with Rapper and R and d J. Then yeah, so now before we get up out of here, we gotta get to who ways? Who rags? Did you think of that? How did you come up with that? How did you

apply who raves you? Is? It really starts from my daughter's mother. Let starts from there in the relationship. Because when you treat somebody so good and they funk up in life, you all back in the days say that the apple don't fall too far from the trade. All right, I take a bit list the ways exactly. So as I was dating people, I would see beautiful women who just didn't have proper upbringing. I used to say this one girl, I need to meet your mom because the

bitch was so fine. We didn't finish our shot. Goddamn it. Oh let's do let's finish our shot. Your shot. I'll drink my shot. Well, I'm not kind of, we're doing another one. We're finishing the bottle. I'm you don't want that, So I don't want that. I'm so sorry, thank you, thank you. Mother. There, I haven't tell you. It's a good part of the boss. How you're doing everybody he's trying to kill you. Sleep there. I'm coming back to the wan who raised great. I'm listening all the way.

This episode dropping right before New Mom. He came could have been a bit chass nigga and came seeing us after January. He didn't. He's seen us in December. So we're gonna keep our promise and drop this in this. We're gonna drop this on Friday Friday, like real nigga. We're gonna turn seven thing out with this. We're gonna turn out with this second because of the alcohol. Because your chance is on your stone. With his chests on his stomach, you got a restaurantory. In fact, who ship?

So who raised you? For people to know? It's just a formula to make people aware who you are and who raised you. And it's so important because you got men that here want to be good to women, but that wasn't raised right. You got women who want to be good to men, but the man wasn't raised right. So I take who raised you and put it in your face. Put it just like digg is out here

slinging dick like they successful. Your niggas here fucking bitches like y'all got money and your niggas know your financial situation it's sucked up, but yeah, you still approach your bit know and you're about to disturb nigg it. So listen, we're gonna put down the cold of shit in the world right January one, I want you to catch me at the Music Hall, all right, janiear train to catch me at the Music Hall um this weekend when this airs, I'll be performing at the Uptown Comic Club And shout

out to all my fans in Atlanta, Georgia. What's the great thing uptown comic clubs in Atlanta, New York. No, No, that's Uptown Comedy back in the day. But but you must have been to jail and you never caught up. So one of the greatest moments of this next year is that I signed the deal to become a ring announcer in Kenya, Africa. Watch what we're going with this. Now,

these are the young people. I was gonna say, motherfucker's but if they listen to them, wanna make sure you'll say this clearly have giving me a voice to be a ring announcing Kenya for six fights over the next year, where I'm the Michael Buffo Vegas, the guy who says, let's get ready to run vote. So I'm in a tough bow tie, not being a comedian, just an m C. And what I want to share with comics is that you play the hand that you dealt. You gotta be

a stand up comedian. You got to be a businessman. You got to know numbers, you know, and you gotta know how to subtract, and you gotta know how to multiply. And you've got not new business. And I always tell people, all money is good money to a hustler, whether it's a thousand dollars or whether it's a hundred thousand dollars.

Go get the money, because I come from an error where you worked forty hours a week and you made a seven hundred, five hundred dollars and by the time he took taxes your ass when he came home with three hundred and something dollars and people don't understand that ship. So if you can make a hundred thousand and fifteen minutes or a hundred thousand an hour, and that's what

somebody offered you, my suggestion is never same, motherfucker. Now, always go get the motherfucking money, because what you gentlemen don't want is to ever get old and be broken, ever get old, and how motherfucker you gotta depend on the motherfucker because your money wasn't right when you had thirty forty fifty something years to get your life together. You know, when you think about this one day I'm

in heaven, you're gonna say Yo. Ran ramp At nori AGA's interviewed Draine Chance and when the flies niggers ever hit the game, they're like, oh, t to the motherfucker these days one of my mother day. And they don't. On tour February with Kisha Cold, but early that morning if you're in Jersey City, New Jersey, make sure you come to the ceremony because I'm getting the street and ain't after me called T. K. Kirklin. Now and now the old school niggas like Texas, I catch my own flat.

I'm gonna come on there. That's gonna be beautiful, y'all. But that's the greatest gift in the world. I think, before you get up, comedians, you guys, do your motherfucking thing. What is the ultimate like finale for a comedian? You know what? Everybody has different things. Everybody wants to be a movie star, everybody wants to have a TV show. But what's great about me going to college is that it taught me to do your due diligen just by

anything you do. I tell that to if you're gonna be a hustler, if you're gonna be a con honest, you're gonna be a husband, you're gonna be a businessman, you do research. Entertainment really is not made for Afro Americans, Spanish Cuban people to be on TV. Why because we don't own the playing field. Let me speak to what I mean. See that's not the field we own, but we run basketball we run football, but the Jews and

the white people run TV. And this is the reason why you want to see five people in every fucking movie that you see. Now, don't you think Samuel Jackson, it's from Capital one commercials to every fucking movie in the world. You don't think nobody. You don't think you could give that to somebody else. And not taking anyway from him, it's just that what white America sees is he's the only black person that's we're gonna give a

shot too. And that's the reason why you understand. So I always tell people, get an education, get a skill, and learn how to take care of your family. And now, if you are entertaining of a family, to me, that's really a bad thing to do. The reason why it's a bad thing to do because anytime you're on your square, you should never be in a relationship. You should always be in a situation where you have nothing to distract you, no emotion that would make you make a decision that

you can't follow your dream. And this is the purpose of sticking your dick and a woman. You have to understand the consequences. Then once you get an erection and there's something else that you want what's small important? You know what I'm saying, because everybody like to have money, and you know you ain't gotta be rich, but I want you all to make money. You know, whether you get in twenty a month, ten thousand a month, learn

how to save your money. You've got five h bank last year, you should have a thousand of bank this year. You understand what I'm saying, and that's what I want for people. And you gotta understand do you due diligence? And that's why I was talking about hustles. Back in the day, no one should go to jail to day because you have so many examples or what not to do. You have the junior MANFA, you got BMF, you got everybody that's that's your family. That's my family. Yeah. Well

James Cole is my cousin. And back in the day when I was in college, I was what you call the navigator. I was a guy who threw people in and got people out because back then they didn't have what they have now. You can walk on the plane with five keys on you and nobody was gonna patch you down. That's gonna happen. I was like that just talked about the eighties early nineties, you know, so um when technologies started changing, everything went down and you just

couldn't get through the airports no more so. Back in the day, they always say, don't talk on the phone. And there's one particularly when all of us, my other connectors are burnout. So you know, we should do the burnout thing. So we take people's phone numbers some ministries and make thousands of dollars on that. But this one particularly day, the fett bugged our phones and not even sent about. Whole organization got locked up. And on that particular day, I think I was in school, so I wasn't.

I wasn't on the phone at that time, but everybody else got locked up, and that's how I went down. It makes a little you've really been through a lot of ships. I've been through a lot of ship y'all. Another crazy story. Nobody on the other this one more thing, please give this is this is gonna suck everybody out. I was one of the founders of Scientology story y'o in Santa Rose of California. To this day, to this day, they still call me because I'm like a god to them,

to Scientology. So see when I was in Santa Rose of California, I ran into some people at the library and they was Ron L. Hubbard and all them. So I gave my little advice and all that type of ship to what they should do. But as anything I do, I introduced people together and then I move on, you know. So it's just um po thing and to you know what, this is one of the things for scientology. You have to make a phone call. And I want to put this guy. He's been trying to get me on the phone.

It's the scientology guy. This side out. Yes, I wanted to make it. Yeah, we're gonna make this ship insane. All right, let's get sign telling you say, we're gonna get this right on the phone, right, Yo. I know that fucking guys makes some fucking them is a drunk. He's just joke, just way too much crazy when I'm wild. Give me a second, you need This is about ticket

in a while. Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna change the world. Right, and make sure you'll put this mother about takee YACU drink kind of sports maybe, oh ship, he was right about basketball, right about best. I heard your piss right true? He said something he said the calves. No baby, no, no, no, we got t K. We got t K in the kee. You the motherfucking game t K. He already, Um, he said, he come with drink Chace for Network. He's gonna leave

last speaker, but you know we're gonna cut you in. Charlottaigne. What's up my name Monday? He wrote with us. You heard that, he said, he's just being nice, you know, Yeah, that's right, that's right. You know we're the Black Luminati, right, We're the Black Room, the Cuban bro. You're black to me. You e f tax Stone U t Kkkland We kicked, we kicked be dot Matt might come in, but we're kicking Elliot out because let let man be that sacrifice.

Eliot be be that sacrifice. Elliot. It's a terrible accident gonna happen to Elliots five broad level. I know very soon, Um, something's gonna happen. Yeah, that's the wrong year to be saying that. Ship I've never seen that like this. Hold on, Charlotte Mane say that one one time. Elliot's gonna wake up doin. That's funny. It's out. He's going to be the opposite of Vil Cartel. Yeah, Vil Cartel woke up light skin from gonna work up. T Kerr Kirkland selling me.

I'm trying to get him to do push ups. Nigger chances on the stomach. That's why he leans over like if people think it's against the wall. The nigger got ted. It was t k give me his conversary. He can't give me his conversary. And nobody laughs, right because they know it was not true. No, no, they know that. And that jail nigga, right, that's true. Yeah, it was jail man. We love your prostate car. Let's go. Let's go for it. Brother, I don't know. We're taking one

more show. He can't You can't do what he can. He can't stole pump Daddy press. There's still a credit card and you can't let him out. Many bracelests you have on no broke, I'm fucked up. Yeah, I got I got four of I don't know they Rubbert rings them niggas is bracelet I'm from on school the bracelets nigga. Pol you're not for you got your life, you got a beautiful wife. You gotta show you've got people who believe in your You don't pay do this. You'll do

this once a week. They here every day. They're here once a week. They're here before you said once a week. Every day here you get to take a shot. No, I'm trying to trick. I'm done with the alcohol. You'll call you my gift, nigger. Look at this. I feel like I got an award. Yeah, I got a fine wife. I probably met my wife here, nigga. I wish I got everything here. You we never officially gave you that. You know what you get me up? No, you gave it to me about an hour ago. Yeah, like this

we start. It's never a rumor until we have a conversation. M We don't care. We believe it, but we believe in me. We believe in being positive. That's being positive. Yes, ma'am. You know I'm truly interested. After you grabbed it like that, it's definitely your box. You said that in our right finestic. The way you held it's your I can't touch you that that. Wow, it's kind. Well, I just need somebody to get the market because I need them to sign it. Yeah,

I'm gonna signed. I gotta gotta sign it, all right. Put the tea to the motherfucker cave to date. I'm a good fred artist. Okay, don't drop the bottom. Don't you got weak rest for the weekend? Okay, but I might not put the date and all that ship looking forward for it? But doited? I just wanted Okay, I don't know what the data is, believe it? And aren't you left hand it? No? I have a gestus. Okay, you could say it. I can't say the word. Give it the look. But my ship, my ship is shining.

Look are you gonna take that back on the flight with you? Oh? No, I got my way of getting to the house. A right, we know us on what you need to focus? You do? Rob and your mac? What's up with you with Mike Tyson types? Some good friends, never Rob Mike. No, it ain't. But Mike, my nigger. Mike used to come pick me up in that fucking landball have the doors problem? Is this a matter of fact? The night that Mike came to pick me I'll never get it was me, Mike, Hatia and Jack going to

mcdonna's house. Oh sure, yeah, back in the day. You know, when I hear my story, when I hear when I when I'm talking, I'm so thankful ship. I'm so thankful that the life that I've had. You know, you don't think about until you you can actually hear it. But there's been one great motherucker journey, great fucking journey. And you've seen with Donna. Yeah, Donna, cool person. Yeah, and she had spread. You just don't know what happened. I don't know what happened in other room, but cold people.

But she was sucking. Oh ma, I was sucking back in the day. Yeah, she definitely was sucking. Tufa. Everybody that came was the first one. Yeah. But when men meet certain girls, niggas don't know how to pull them and make them queens. You know. That's why I almost came out of retirement. Give me Kanye West with the with um home girl that with Khalife, what's her name. There's a lot of cute girls on the market, right, So men, young men who meet these beautiful girls, don't

have the experience to make them better ladies. To the man makes a woman who's already great a better woman. You know what I'm saying, Because I always telling men, knowledge is a lot longer and thicker than dick. So when you teach a woman the knowledge about her self, knowledge about being a better woman, skys and motherfucker limit. And that's why the who Raised Your thing is just so phenomenal because as a city that go through, I

dropped knowledge on them. To anybody, just get one person, because I got men who hit me and my d M don't even know how to talk to a female. They're like, T, can you teach me how to say X, Y and Z too so and so I want to fuck a girl? How do I go about? And I'm reading this and I'm like, what the fund has happened? He said, who to the world who raises playing the tender games? When we chased nigga, I've been chasing women sauce I was motherfucking eleven years old eating pussy behind

the church and eleven years old. That's from my pusseyologist. It's only two of us in a world. I don't wanna die. Last year, I want to Yeah, yeah, you're dropping some jewels. Man, come out, yo, big big guy. That's that's gonna be so blessed, y'all. Yeah, that's a blessing. We don't give those gas. I know, thank you, Yeah, I really appreciate that, you know, you didn't you did you really talking? I could have to, I didn't didn't say you got one, but you still get the way

out me the gangst of comedy. And we love you for that. Nori. I want to thank you. We love you for being a real person. From a very moment we met you came and counter to with with you. Sir. We never we searched anything that was fortulent right, and we want you to know that you have a platform to come here and continue. I'm gonna come twice a year, and you can also drink. Yo. You're trying to drink. That's listen to me, guys, I told you on their listen.

I think all the alcohol and the gifts is come on you. But that's one one thing I want to share with you. Guys. I'm fifty something years old and everybody knows not secret. And when you get a certain acid reflects kicks five fifty five fifty five look at look at you not that I'm not got it now. He ain't sixty because he got all his teeth and it's strong, show little, that's nasty. I was showing me

that again. I was sad right as we speak, that need because he did it like this, like I'm going like, who that's thet yo. I'm wanting to send y'all some chairs. The she campaigne goes more than the check was A body gonna be small and you that kind of juicy around you. I can't get that. You know you know what. I'm unembarrassable. No you lovable home. You can't get getting back smooth hol on niggas broke out? Why don't niggas move out? Another one of on? That's what we need?

Cold by now, another one of these because we get t K the fu fucked up doing it? Look like he ain't drinking this champage that I got to get back to what I gotta go. Thank you to you because I catched up. I can't look sad. Another cold maybe see that one. I'm taking this one. No, hey, guys, please don't drop my bottles. Okay, yeah, that's it's not

for let's let's never been. Only certain guests get especially we get this on tap, No, no, no, only can we get this on Take listen, Timmy, you gotta be a certain special motherfucker to walk away one of these about in Walgreen's never been and we was in the store one thousand, seven hundred eighty dollars in the club, nigger, Yeah, how much it? Well, go for it, not that but ten about ten thousand. Yeah, everybody, don't get this on drink chance. My first time la a legendary north but

in some neig he's sitting across from what you have been. Yeah, smooth nigger, Yeah, stylish, Yeah, talks out of turn to cool than the motherfucker. Yes, yes, and then look like the elastic guy. Credit right, that's makes them goddamnes. But now listen, listen. Every other guest will bring us bottles out and no one has left with it, so we don't give a funk that you're gonna leave with it. The thing that we care about is that you have

it from years from now exactly. And I don't give an agree if we fall off and drink Champ of the ship until you're now coming to my house. This is definitely because you're not gonna invite me, I don't know, to the yard. When you drive by, I see you not thank you so much. This is what we do at drink Champs to get look up, fuck up, finish you all away. Okay, you you can't, you can't even doubt it. Okay, what I want to do first, I'm gonna do that. You see some time, I'm trying to

get out of this. Can't take a picture of us with this? Got got mad? That let's do and we also yeah, yeah, but that's it for his phone. That's on my phone. Your has hold up one second. We'll let everybody know. They could check us at drink Champs dot com. Follow us at drink Champs on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Check Noriata at the Real Noriega on Instagram, at Noriega on Twitter and New Year Nori on Snapchat. You can check me d j e f at at Who's Crazy Instagram, at d j e fn on Twitter

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