Episode 359 w/ Tk Kirkland

This middleitimate crazy warre happy hour Drink Champs makes up. Now that you know we started this show, we said we won interview legends. We wanted to interview icons. This man right here as an icon. I've been going through his material, knowing that we had him booked, and I've been trying to see if he repeats. He don't repeat nothing. His material is always fresh, it's always and it's always

straight to it's to. I heard him say I'm either gonna motivate you or intimidate or intimidate you, and boys, hell, that's exactly what it is. It's either you're gonna get intimidated or you're gonna get something, or the man has been down doing this, Like I want to go reiterate, this's nwa tall every time I think of it, and I and I say that not only was him apartment that he was in on the tour, yes, like as

an act, this is just so crazy. You keep looking listening to his history from the you know, stealing Charlie's Murphy Rolex to you know, swiping pups day card. This man is a legend, right, legend on top of legend, and we're gonna find out to the bottom. We're gonna drink, We're gonna get some soctions gods Coheba from Bahamas for him in case you don't know, blah blaa legendary team so born and raised in New Jersey, Jersey City, New Jersey. How does? How does? How does? Let's let let's take

it from the top? How does from the top? When comedy first striked you right because you said Jersey City? Yes, Um, what is this? Your father's funny, your mom's just funny? How does this work? It's crazy? How my how the career took over me because you know, I was a college graduate, got my master's degree in speech communication. So comedy wasn't on my radar because in the eighties a comedian and coming from my family, it was embarrassing to

mean you a comedian, nigga. You went to college, right, you know, and ran track, ran track, did my thing. And then, really, believe it or not, the situation when I got with Eddie Murphy his brother Charlie Murphy, and we had a huge fight on Worship Boulevard and lay So y'all you didn't you didn't know them from back

in the East Coast. No, okay, it all started. And the reason why I'm gonna bring this up and I'm gonna talk to the world about evolving as a man, right, and that's what we want to get across the day. Evolved as a man. And see, when I was a youngster keenan Navy ways, I was hanging out because I lived in north Ridge on Parthenia and I lived two doors down from Richard Pryor. But I wasn't doing I

wasn't doing stand up comedy. I was getting my master's degree at cow State north Ridge, and I hung out one nice smoking and got the drop topic that this is before Richard probably Burt your stuff. It was right after you, right, but I didn't know him, didn't really care about that, you know. So you were a fan of Richard Pryor like, yeah, but I wasn't really the comedy.

I'm gonna spain to you high and with comic. So I remember when out one night and I ran into it was a party at Cloak called Callinson Charlie's on Sun said Bolvars. Back in the day, y'alls kids back then and eighty two. Yeah, see this happened because I didn't start commonly to nineteen eighty five. So nineteen eighty two and meet Kennan Navy Wayns. Kennan Navy Waynes takes me into this party because I got this classic. It was in Pola and when I pulled up it was

so fly. He was like, yo, what kind of cars this? So um? He said, Yo, you want to come into the party. Took me in princess in that motherfucker with the rolls, asked the bodyguard with the big bodyguard with the blonde head of like a wrestler um and we was all in VIP section. I wanted to buy like six bottles of Crys style and we're just hanging right, but it caught the attention to the guys. So we're hanging out and I get on the set of Beverly

Hids Cop with Eddie Murphy. Were hanging and then one day, man, we went shopping at the Beverly Center and we came back and all right, for some reason, Charlie Murphrey is washing his perm. I'm sitting on the sink, okay, and some said these niggs, you know what I'm saying. So the roll looks got taken and it was really one of the most um embarrassing things I've ever did in my life as I grow as a as a as a man. So let's subscribe. Because it wasn't like a robbery.

It wasn't like you put a gun. No, no no, no, no, It's like, yeah, swiped a year. So it was it was an embarrassing situation when you understand life, right, because we have a lot of young kids today who do a lot of embarrassing things like John Moran with the gun, young kids on shooting people whatever. So you was John Moran back there? No, no no, no, not Ja Morant. What I'm trying to say is we make bad choices as kids, and we don't take the time to think of the

kids life. It's Charlie, It's Charlie Murphy because obviously Eddie Murphy always been who Eddie Murphy is. Yes, what's Charlie known any circles? No? No, no. And the reason why I bring up because they was good to me. You understand what I'm saying, Eddie, Charlie, So you was just being fat. I was being found you know. Yeah, just true. I was being found in the darkness. Brothers, Yeah, in

the darkness. You could have been a third yeah yeah, no, no, no, no, no no, that's that that was going We know, we're not gonna put that out there. I'm saying no because that's a that's the thing that you're saying. Oh the nigga could have put them on, But that's not the way like that. People think like that. But that's motherfucker's don't put people on. You gotta be a certain type of niggas to put people. I put people on. Other

people don't put people. Let's subscribe to people. So you no, no, no no, I want you to ad on this interview. You're gonna let me friend on this interview. You ain't gonna cut me off. I'm the motherfucking talk and I love you the death you don't own. So yeah, because the story, believe it or not, to me doing stand up comedy, because I turned the negative until positive. It didn't happened to two or three years later, so did I meet a man named Michael Williams who started the

Comedy Act Theater with Robin Harris. Meet Robin Harris, and I saw one of the greatest stand up comedians ever. That's maybe a cage Robin Harris. No, Robin Harris, the baby kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you said it so fast? Were you going to? So that changed my game. But I was never a true fan of stand up comedian because they wasn't getting money. Okay, see when we started, it was twenty dollars a show, fat twenty dollars. Oh

that was the money for me. Do you understand that you've been twenty dollars like that was the ticket price. That's what you was getting paid. That's what we got paid. Oh shit, no, you fucking me up right now? No, no, no, this is not This is what comedians got paid in the eighties because we was building. We didn't know what we was building. Just like y'alln't know what you're doing there. Yeah, yeah,

but you don't know where it's going. So to see agents in Hollywood and see stand up comedians doing what they're doing now, not knowing what us younger comics did back in the eighties to make people's lives much much better because we didn't know. We didn't know what's gonna happen. But I always treat the standing up comedy. I'm a

businessman and comedy is my side hustle. So when I used to see The Easy, when I used to see jay Z, when I see Baby from Cash Money Millionaires, the thing that I always took from them was being independent. Dunstand I'm saying. So the day Chappelle's the Chris Rocks, they all went for TV and they got their shows, and even though they made millions now, they never really

own their own ship. That's the one thing I noticed about you all pointed out to my friends earlier, is as we're going through it, it's all says your network on it. Absolutely that's amazing, Like, yeah, how let me, I see I own my own ship and there's nothing, there's no hate to the other. We gotta make some noise for that though, Yeah, we gotta make some noise for that, because that's that was one of the first

things that I immediately caught on too. I was like, wow, it seemed like you owned everything that I was watching everything like I have never saw that before, especially with a comment, Yeah, I own I own everything now, Yes, what I would like to be a big motherfucker star and getting millions and millions, But as you get older, you can only have so much money. As you get older, you only have so many cards when you when you get older, you're going to have so much jewelry. It

does that, It doesn't matter. I always tell people, it's not how well you live, is how well you died. You understand what I'm saying. So I try to um inject into the universe my mistakes, and I tried to explain to how I evolved as a man. And that's what I want this interview to be about how I evolved as a man, because we needed to let young men and women know how you can start one way right and continue the journey to get back on your track.

Because you recently apologized to Eddie Murphy right, yes, yes, yes, yes, we had Yeah, we was at um. It's crazy. Like he pulled up in the Rose Royes. I was in the best should and I had should. He had a woman with him and I had a bad bitsh breathing on me and we walked in. We was on VRP now and now a lady Murphy. Remember I'm a gyman, I'm a gentleman. Changed my mindset, you know what I'm saying. So as as men, I sat there and believe it

or not, this has happened about twenty years ago. Now, that had been on my mind right because I never got to meet Charlie Murphy again from nineteen eighty two, even when he got into the stand up. Okay, we never crossed each other's path. We talked through other people, so we knew the respect was there, but I never got a chance to look him in his eye, and as a man, finish as a man to say, I apologize. So when I saw Eddie in the VIP section, I was with the young lady. I said I'd be right back,

and I walked up to how you're doing? Edie said yeah, he said, said listen, um, about twenty something years ago, you know you invited me in your home and I don't want you to understand a man, I truly apologize for what I did to come in your home and be disrespect called. We all own homes right like, and you if you allow somebody in your house like like, nigga, right, nigga, fuck with you. And as a young so I didn't

understand that. And when I understood life, I was mad at my motherfucked self because I was like, damn t not that it could have changed my career because where I'm mad was where I'm supposed to be. But I pushed being a motherfucking man. I take that very seriously. So I once I said that to him, nig it was it was Scott, It's a beautiful moment. That's a

beautiful home. Um, you know it's crazy. I had hired Charlie Murphy because I loved the Dave Chappelle's kit, so we hired him for a video and I'm talking about I hit it off with him like, yeah, you wanful gentleman like most people that you you you see and then when you see them off television that not like that. That's why I say that y'all would have got along. He was good. He was good. I mean that I was hanging with him when I was hanging with Eddie,

and that that one. That's what I'm trying to say about choices, right, And this is what me and my man was talking about before the show started. We was talking about being meth, were talking about snowfall. You know, we bring scar Face into this, We bring in all the drug movies of the world, and what I want kids to think about and people who in the studio see people see the drugs, They see the flamboyant ship of being a hustler. They don't see the downfall. The

problem with those shows is choices. Every time you turn the fuck around them, niggas is making choices that are detrimental to their fucking life. And what's crazy with my man um Franklin saying, damn son, this the choice that he makes keeps burying him deeper and deeper in the ground. Sometimes you make choice, you get out some choices. Dog, because he fed into his anger and ego. He fed into his anger ego. Talk about the character, right, yeah, yeah,

he fell into his character right. And in every show they is a line that will make you make a decision. And then the beginning of frank was saying his unc said it to his to his woman, and to him, he said, this ship brings trouble? Do you want this kind of heat and scarface? When the white man, Frank White, took Tony in, and Tony, what do he want to take his bitch? You wanted to connect, want the motherfucker house? And he said, Tony, it's the people stay who fly

low who make it in this business. And see these kids go out here and hustle. Key when we was growing up, he was twelve thousand. You put three thousands on his fifteen key down thirty something thousands. You know what, kids, Now he's not been a hustling my whole motherfucker life, you know what I'm say. And they put this little change on it, which is a six percent mark up, which ain't worth it. So I try to push education, you know, get an education, understand coding, um, getting to

understand artificial intelligence, because that's the way of the wild. Yeah, the AI ship. When we sleep, motherfucker's sleeping. They just watching the videos. The nigga future is now, No, it's not about the future. Now you get to see go deeper. How can I invest in those companies? How can I learn a skill that I can have a job or

teach my children to have a job. And all official intelligence because the truck driver shit working for FedEx, working for best parties going because they building machines to take those people places everything. And when you see the Putins and the leader of Japan and China nor career talking and I was watching the interview, they're not talking about the next five years. They talk about them. They think they're not even gonna be here, but they're planning for

their future. That's why Russia just purchased on twenty billion dollars of Africa's debt. Oh yeah, and China's invested heavily, letting him his chest in his motherfucker. See, they they moving the way we don't see people moving. And Uganda, who is a powerful nation, but they didn't put on the news last week and found twenty trillion dollars worth

the goal. Now they promoted the law that they passed against the gay community that you over there and you gay, you can get life in prison or the death penalty. But you didn't hear one article that mentioned about a black country just from twenty trillion dollars because it makes them a Powerhouse. See because America. Have you thinking that the African countries are horrible from yea country? Yeah, don't go visit them. When they show Africa, they show the jungle. Yeah,

they never showed it to someone else. They never showed how Africa looked like motherfucker Beverly Hill, Acropolitan City. Yeah,

hotels and beautiful fucking homes people. Yeah, exactly. So that's what we have to start pushing it, right, that's what we have to start pushing, and not just pushing that, pushing help because we talk about all the celebrities all the time, right, we talk about what's going on in hip hop, but as black men, we have to start pushing help because we always talk about money, who got the most money, but we never talk about health because the goal is, Okay, we're gonna teach you how to

get the bag. But we got to start teaching people to live long, to enjoy the bad. You know a lot of people don't go to the doctor. I'm looking at you. You've been to the doctor. Yeah, you know, And here's the that's a myth. Watch what I'm about to tell you. You pay insurance every month to go to the doctor once a year. So that's that's a hustle. Why would you pay once a month to go once a year. I tell people, fuck that once a year. Ship.

You gotta start going everything three fucking months because let's say you are sick and you waited here because you don't know what's going on internally. By the time you get there, you fucked up. So we got to step our game up on going, understanding our health, going for walks, going to uh getting sun and now wait until men get erectile dysfunction that thinks something's wrong with them. You gotta go to the doctor, take care of your health

and your mentor. I guaranteed it will change your game. I just I've been wanting to say that, so let me let me because I see, if anything I want, I want to talk about eating a woman's pusses. I'm talking about you know what I'm saying. I'm using vibrating hot towels and shit and just making a woman climax to a whole another level. See, because a lot of niggas don't a lot of niggas ain't got game on

on how they hand of these women. And that's why these and that's why these young niggas is going to jail. They don't know how to know what was growing. No, we used to math. Bitch, what you say. This is one of my favorite lives. You say every June there is a group of college bitch is graduated. Because these young niggas, Joe is tripping a bitch leaving. They're killing.

They killing. Like the other day, a young man because his girl wouldn't give him the past cold of the phone, choked his daughter on FaceTime, killed the baby in front of her. Yo, oh I didn't hit Yeah a little bit, y ass nigga. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. What I'm saying, So this is what we gotta put out. We gotta put the thing in these young niggas mine like niggas stay strong. You know you don't need to get settled down in your twenties and anybody listening. In

your twenties, you're supposed to explore the fucking world. You're posted to date, have a good time. Stack your motherfucking money. Because what I said earlier about evolving, if you not settle, but if you start dating at a young age, nigga, by the time you're thirty and forty years way you're thinking it's different. The way you look at a woman is different. You know, the same ass I liked forty years this is going ain't the same ass I'm like now.

The same mind that I liked in my twenties ain't the same mind I like now. It's grow So you want to feel committed, but most of y'all have been in relationship three. You don't really like to bitch you with. You put up with it like that bitch. You don't really like. You put up with it because you think it's the right fucking thing to do. You know, some of y'all to stick to dicking other bitches and go

back home. But my point is, you really don't like this bitch that you that you fuck with twenty thirty years ago. I'm just being on as y'all, So you gotta tell I'm fucking sixty three. I'm sixty three years ago, good, you know, and I'm really sixty one about to be sixty two. But I always put a year on top of it. And let me tell you why, because I believe in being so honest. I never want to lie

to myself, So I gotta make motherfucker sixty three. So I always say I'm gone older than what I really am. So that way when I get there, nigga, I didn't lie to me, you know. So that's what we're doing. Man. We want to push health and get to get these young kids making good decisions, good decisions in life, um nori because they confused out there and killing the kids. Joe, you got you got the women. But I'm gonna tell you this. I'm proud of Black China. Yes, Black Channa evolved.

See that's what life's about. See, she she got baptized, year took it, and it's gonna be so many women who are gonna look at her and say, I want to change, I want to become. Yeah, she took the only fans of So we got a clap for that. We got a clap for that, because we want our women. It's not that our women losses. That the men that's running these streets now are not being strong to lead them. And then when you try to lead now, the women

don't want to listen. See I'm a true believer of Farrakhan. I likely so listening to people who want to make our race better. Because you got the governor here in Orlando. The scientists who wants to take away black history and the state of Florida who really want to make the laws and the state of California heart for people of color. And then we are here just bullshit and no disrespect, and we don't get our point across to the youth to make sure that they understand a good education, get

a good job, stay disciplined. State you understand these things are important that we take advantage of this type of platform to push as much as we can to get their lives together. That's important to us. Yoh yeah, it's important. Hell yeah, hell yeah, that's see. I got all your thinking.

Yeah yeah, yeah. Sometimes you get a thing too. So um, you know you say and that after you know, the Eddie Murphy Charlie Murphy incident, what was that moment where you said besides that incident was like, yo, you know what, I want to make people laugh, Like what was that person before you answer that? You said you you you talked to Eddie? What did he say? You didn't say what he was cool, like you see it was it's only the community that kept going. But he said it

was yeah, they didn't thinking about that ship. His cousin Ray, who's a good friend of mine. Believe it or not, the Eddie Murphy clan, they loved team to the motherfucker gay. They think I'm really one of the funniest comedians in the world, do you understand. So to hear that, it's just phenomenal because I talked to Ray every now and then, and I remember talking to his cousin Ray. He said, man,

Nick is still talking about that. We love you Nick, because Ray wanted to do a movie with me or something because he thinks all the comedians is in the community now they think I'm truly the best. That's why Me, Jamie Fox and marcusybody to do it. You know, We're about to do a comedy special like the movie Me and Jamie Fox and Jamie Fox going to direct it. Yeah, we got something really really special going on. And then I'm getting red to do this movie with um cash money,

um NBA, young boy. I'm baller blocking, so we just ball the blocking too. So I'm like um Renaissance, Denzel Washington and Training Day and that motherfucker. So it's going play a chief in this bit. And I got killed in the first one, so you know, I put the spin on this old nigga hit me in Instagram. He's the nigga you died in the first movie and I said,

you may see a funeral. Well, t J, let me just tell you all show it's about giving people they flowers, So we want to give you your flowers face to face.

And many that's said it's like a Grammy you're gonna make Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's some players ship, right, So I want to I want to just get back to that beginning, like that first spark, Because for for a young comedian coming up right now, who's who like you said, you didn't even you was hanging out with comedians and wasn't even live next to a comedian hang out with comedians. He wasn't even thinking of that, So what was that spark?

So for whoever's listening out there, a young comedian that see, I think growing up in Jersey City, being up in Harlem, being in New York? What what what when you think of New York when you're young? What is it about? When we was going out, we get money. That's what it used to call man, money, money making man. Remember that that's in my DNA. So I don't have an agent, never had an agent, never had a manager. I just like to negotiate my deals myself because I cannot allow

another man to make a decision for me. I can't sit around and wait for my phone to ring and say, Yo, we booked you or a show. I can never live like that, and I like to have things in my control. So when I started the tk dot network and I had three specials out that did very well. UM it was about in the nineties when I was trying to get specials right, I was trying to get on HBO. Yeah, I was trying to get I was trying to get on showtime, and even though I was getting into the meetings,

it was people making decisions for you. And what I found that when I should do with UM. I did my first comedy album. What's the label that Bone Thugs and Harmony was on? They weren't Ruthless, No No, and who was the distributor Priority No guy out in New York City relatively Yeah, I did my first comedy album with them, and what that showed me was even though you want to be with HBO, even though you want to be on these big you know what I like when I know when I'm going to release my own release.

You know what I like when I know what picture I want to use on my color You know what I like Back in the nineties, if you call someone, no secretary picked up the phone and say, oh, he's gonna call you back tomorrow. You call tomorrow, Oh he'll call you such and such or he left for the day. It's a great feeling to be your own boss. You understand t and that. But everybody can't do that everyone.

So you gotta have the certain type of ability to discipline because everybody want to wear your crown or do what you do until they see how heavy that crown and you're like, oh you thought that. Motherfuckers like you gotta give it back. So I made a career out of this up thirty eight years doing my thing, you understand, so that that's that's phenomenal to do it my way.

So I'm gonna do a couple of things extra And I was thinking about retiring, um, but the way I live my life rich Carlton, some of the best hotels in the world. What the what the fuck I'm gonna retire, you know what I'm saying, Like jet skiing, swimming like that.

This is our life because let me ask you because like Monique, right, we see him Monique recently, she was she was like kind of complaining about the Netflix thing, and then a year had passed by and it seemed like they've rectified the situation, and it almost seems like she went right back to the situation that she keep

plaining about. I told I saw that, And what I've learned about other comedians, and this is something I've learned in life, is that since we're brothers and sisters in the comedy world, the world, I've learned this as I have evolved in life, they could never do no wrong. So if she is having a problem, let's support her. I was supposed to get her to do her think if any comeds going something, I want comedians and we all stick together and route that person on. Instead of saying, oh,

that's the dumb motherfucker. They don't know what they're doing and blah blah blah, what I want to show is, hey, Monique, if that's what how you feel, we so I support you. Oh, the comedy world supports you, and you keep doing your thing. I just I'm just doing my thing. I love I love how the comedians take the truth and it make you laugh about the truth even if it hurts, like even with a flipping it and it's just like it's

it's like with Chris rock too. You know. It was we have this whole debate, right, but people saying, oh, Chris Brighter went too far right, and then this one guy on our group chat out I don't I don't want to say because I don't know if this conversation was private or not, but this is he said. He said, as a comedian, some of us ain't fighters, some of us is comedian. So so instead up he was saying,

that's what Chris Brox. They were saying that that was Chris Box was like, Yo, you don't get these jokes. I can't beat you Wilson. So I'm and I was like, I was. I felt like I had to feel that. I was just like, yo, that's how Chris. But there were some people on a group chat and it was like, hey, man, he went too far. Did you think Chris went to social Media's crazy? Right? Okay, So, because here's the thing about social media. Social media had put ignorant people and

kids at the table of grown folks conversation. That's that's really when we was young and we've got into grown folks conversations. Grown folks talk, you understand, See, they don't grown folds something on Twitter. On Twitter, you got the kids who don't followers. They looked at grown folks, they go mentally mature. You'll say something that's dealing with some mature ship. Brother, a child who doesn't have life experiences.

We're not gonna say they're dumb. You're just not mature enough to understand grown ups thoughts process or you haven't experienced enough in life to understand where we're coming. So they give their opinion thinking that they own something. So when I have those problems, I normally block people because I'm like, you're a child. It's a grown folks conversation.

Like to even talk to someone a kids even talk to fucking something sexy something you old man, it would have been disrespectful us, growing and my right and wrong. You're getting motherfucker to say I had to block somebody. The dude just to hit me and say, hey man, you're falling off your interview and Chuck D. I said, oh my god, like the kid didn't even know who Chuck D was. I'm sorry. That's that's how dog you see what you say. I'm just trying to nigga. You

finally go smack, And this is my point. And then let me tell you how dumber the conversation got. He was like, you engage his motherfuckers. I had to. He was like, he's like, um because he wasn't he wasn't even a man in publicandem me and I just I just had to say many these kids and um, I just that's how dumb these people are. My point is sometimes you don't even engage. But with like the Chris Rock and the and the Will Smith thing, like he did what he was supposed to do as a community.

That's what made him feel that as a man. If we would have smacked you, would you gave him jokes. Here's the thing about life again, look at your everybody so we know that. But see the thing about both of them, gentlemen, this is where it's confusing. See, we love Will Smith, absolutely, we love Chris Rob So for that to happen to legend us it odds with each

other to even have this conversation. It's embarrassed, like to talk about when he hits you t K. It's embarrassing to say that to you, to say this about this young man who has allowed a young lady to throw them off a game, off a square for what he has built his whole entire life, because it comes down the choices in life right. And I remember one day I was walking through the airport with Andre three thousand and I was having some problems with my daughter's mother

at the time. I used to open up for those guys. Yeah, listen to me outcast Luke jay Z, cash Money, Millionaires, um Nelly AMG second to none, like nobody resume as an opening neck and stand up can beat mine. It got to a point if I said, if I ain't opened up for you, ain't famous, damn for because I opened up for everybody. But what we knew about New York everybody knew t K. I see when we was coming up, it was only one hip hop comedian that

was t K Kirk. Because because I see the other comedians and then and see with our history, people can take a title. He's like somebody to know who Chuck d was, right, But if they don't know the history of what we're talking about, they won't give t K the props because they go, TK ain't famous. But when you know the history and you see thirty nine thirty eight years of this business. Because in our business you have people rise and fall. I've been straight lined my

whole motherfucking life. I never went up, I never went down. I've been consistent my whole life. And it was great for me because it keeps you humble, it keeps you out the way, and and and and um. I just love what the universe has put out there for me to win this game of life, right, because what is success is based on what you think? You know what I tell people success If you can pay your bills, to get a hair cut, take care of you, going a nice trip. You're happy, you made a good choice,

You got the right people in your life. Nigga, you won. That's right, that's success. We we we give people with the most money like they're the most knowledgeable, not thinking they probably was at the right place at the right time. See, because as we get rich niggas, Yes, yes, but it's not about money. It's about character. Are Yeah, but are you respected? That's there? Yeah? So Andre three thousand, we're talking. He said to me when I mentioned pain, He said,

t K, you got to choose which you pain? You want you can have the pain to stand with your baby mama or the pain leaving. But either way it's going to be painful. What the fuck did just happened? So the thing about deep right there? But yeah, so that's in life. You got to choose what pain, what pain you want? And when God say I don't want to leave my baby mama, when girls say they don't they want what to do? Either way it's going to be painful. So you have to choose which pain you want.

You gotta live with that pain once you yeah, you know, and it's it's you gotta live with your choices because that's what life's about. And once you live with you, you can feel good about your sup flip flopping and that's the problem people be flip flopping. My friend Diego, he got two choices in life. Either go to Columbia or don't go to Columbia, right right, yes, yeah, you know, And I'm looking at they might keep he might keep himself. We gonna kidnap himselfs he so like you know what

what what? What was something that you remember about Shugar night? Right? You know about this was crazy about sugar? Right? And I don't think I've ever said this on this show. I've actually never been in the room where she have been doing some games to ship like, I've actually never seen it. I'm not saying it didn't happen. Yeah, here's

the thing about ship please break it down. If we don't have Shugar's name, people, you're gonna be shocking when I say that she really wanted the nicest niggas on this plot. When I was on tour at n W a Shug night was me and the DLC's body Remember I do remember he was me and because the DC was roommate in the in the movie that actually showed that actually showed that he was our bodyguard. So wow, so you to the world it's your fault choices again.

Then I love Shugar man. What disappoints me is his choices because it didn't have to go that way. Could have been a whole another fucking way. And it's embarrassing that we're sitting here even disgusting this because he had the ability to be one of the most phenomenal icons in the world. This niggas truly at Jimmy I Bean's house with John Kennedy Junior and all them playing football

and kicking opportunities of a yo. If Sugar Sugar have been mayor of motherfucker Lost Ange, California, that's how deep this game is of life. That like you because you said, um, you went to school, like he went to school. He went to school, he went to Universe, played football, Lost Vegas or the running repels, you know, and that's why everybody man. So you said you got nothing but good things to say about Sugar for most parts. Yes, even

when he did things bad, it hurt me. Didn't know what that feeling was until the day because, like I said, in life, you involve you, You read more, you watch things more, and you get an understanding of life. And I feel bad that he's in a prison doing twenty years, probably dying there right when I know his life could have been on a yacht somewhere, really doing good for the community, really showing people love and changing those kids in Los Angeles, California. Who needs a Sugar Knight, Who

needs a Nipsey Hustle? See those opportunities. When you get people like that, you could change the world. Yes, you can. You understand what I'm saying. At one point they said that death Row was the most powerful company in America at that time. Yes, And it was from that moment on, I just felt like something was going to go down. I did not never think that he would put himself

in that position for it to actually happen. Yeah, but I didn't even see that, Like they tell you the truth powers, I never met Tupac, right, but I've never seen even that evolving into something Because us on the East Coast, when POC was blaming Biggie, we knew that Biggie didn't have nothing to do it. We know that, we knew that. You know that without even saying it, I'm gonna put people up on game YEP. Listen to

the album mcavelly track thirteen. Tupac tells the whole story on what happened the night that he got shot mcavelly album New York and New York because that's how long started, That's how it all starts. So without me saying names, listen to that track and you'll see what he says. Because I'm definitely gonna listen to that. But let me ask you, because you're the one only qualified to ask this, Like NW was was was something that we didn't see.

We was from the East Coast at the time I forget, I was like, I believe we were wearing African beads right, and we had no idea what s curls was converse, sneakers, dickies and all this this blew by storm. So before before like this, I always say this in the laughs at me because we didn't have videos, and that we had videos, but it didn't have access to it. When I first heard straight out of Compton, I thought it

was a jail. I was like, I don't never want to go to that jail because I thought hearing Riker's Island and it wasn't until like you know, I was a kid. I wasn't traveling there. But how was it seeing the impact of nWay and not only seeing the impact? Maybe it's a two part question because not only seeing the impact, but you were there and were you knowing that you was a part of history being around. Think

about that all the time, like did you? I don't think that now I'm thinking none of us knew where this was going, you know. Um, I always took advantage of opportunities. That's why I think about a businessman. If I had an Asian manager I'd met in Wa, I did that on my own, and I did on my own because what happened. I was already doing my thing. And a guy named on what's his name? I can't believe my name is um what's the guy that manages

for Mayweather? Al Hayman. Al Hayman got Hayman in the eighties, was a concert promoter for but why Superfest and Bobby Brown just left New Addition. I mean, Bobby Brown is tight, like if you talk to New Addition. I was there opening that as well. Yeah, Bobby, Yeah, listen, No, I don't I don't do I don't do drugs. But um, I was New Dishes opening that, and I was Bell Built the Vote opening that too. We go way back to when they were just to record for MCA and

they used to stay at the hotel on Franklin. Aw. That's so far we go back. So Bobby Brown leads new edition. Our Hammond calls me and says, t K, look, I got great news. Listen, listen, listen. Two o'clock in the morning, he said, Bobby Brown just that new edition. I'm gonna put this concert together. Yeah, he said, it's gonna be um Um, I'm just trying to sound like he said it's gonna be Um, Um, Bobby Brown, I'll be sure, Teena Marie and this guy he winds, but

the women like him. I'm Keith Sweat. That's what he said, right, And we want you to host. I say, yeah, I gott this go boom. We do the concerts packed and um, Bobby Brown does this thing. We seend you how you always stay inside the stage to watch the other acts. So in the mission comes in the DJ. This is what they had to really turn tables. He takes a cassette and puts in this this system for the audience to hear that orchist this way back in nineteen eighty eight.

Ain't puts it in and it hits the song and you hear doctor say tell me who you came to see? Easy? And the motherfucking crowd lost their mother. I've never seen nothing like this, lost their fucking mind. I'm standing next to Bobby Brown. I said, Yo, who the fuck is that? And Bobby saw them in the audience, so in wakay he said, yo, t then go right there. I walked up the stage like I was drawing to these niggas.

I want to stay, I told, walked to the brother, I said, yo, my name is t to the motherfucking cakes. Then Nigga looked at me and said, I'm easy, motherfucking That's what he said to me, Easy motherfucker. And we hit it off right then I got we changed numbers. He came to see me perform a week later at the Comedy Store. Now it's crazy. Sugar was there in wa. They came to see me perform and easy he said, Nigga, you this ship, here we go. Did you just say?

Shugar came within the It was at the whole movement again. She was there and us. He said, Nigga, let's go and took off and um, something that I never told the world. Do you know when I went on tour with NWA, I got banned. They thought I was worse than the motherfucking because it was in Cincinnati and this this when hip hop was taking off and it was rules. So we get to Cincinnati, Ohio and UM, I come on stage, got the people rolling. Then my crazy as

not understanding what they mean. I said, that's when the movie Mississippi Burning came out and I said, how many people see in the movie Mississippi Burning? And the crowd clap. I said, all the white people standing up, They said, I so all the black people say, said said, and then I said, hang the motherfucker and Nigga I was banned on three motherfucker showers. But what was crazy that night, Nigga, I was on the eleven o'clock news, Easy, I gotta

find that tape. You're gonna find easy, in Wa. They all protected me a freedom of speech because they're saying that I should be allowed to say what I want to say. So to know that today that I got banned on tour with in Wa, Nigga is your own movie, I can't wait for you. Yeah, everybody. I hear that so much. Yo, I think you're not like, you know,

we've been doing this for seven years. Yes, and although I'm you know, I'm a fan of you, I still want to do my due diligence, So I go, yeah, I kid, you know, I would have so much fun googling you like I just had. So it was just so much fun. It's like it was like your life is just a movie. Yes, it's already a movie. It's already and it's so so let me let me get let me go back to something. Because you think you managing yourself gives you an advantage or is that something

that you know you wish you might have. Uh, that's a good question because that's something I've been contemplate in the last few months, right, And I said to myself, do I want to make the next move. To make the next move, you're gonna need an agent or somebody a manager, because everything in life is about connections between especially in all the years that we've been and people

have built the relationship. So it's possible I will let somebody manage me who understands what my terms and rules are right, and what I mean by that is all the shit I built to this day you can't have now. Whatever you bring to the table, you can get your percentage. But I'm not giving away on my right. I'm not giving away a motherfucking thing just to say I'm with an agency or I'm with you just to because I

ain't got time for that ship. But I'm in my sixties, like in this business, you sometimes you considered that's too late. So what I've always wanted to do is standard. And you're saying what I want to do with the reason why I don't send myself a true standard because I'm not goofy, Right, I'm not. I'm not the kind of guy who tell jokes amongst his friends. I'm quiet. I'm laid back because I came up with hustlers. You know, my old GS was hustler as we moved a certain way.

I don't play certain games like I couldn't even I couldn't even be. I don't even think I could do a roast because I think if motherfucker started talking about me at the table, now, I'm gonna do the gun. Get the gun, and I'm coming back and I'm glass the name play that can I tell me you can't take a joke like nigga, Nigga, Nigga, what the fuck you're saying? Nig Like I don't do that type of ship. Yeah, but I'm just being on like, no, nigga, you ain't

gonna roast for me? No, no, no, because I because again, what's instilled in me is respect. I'll see you at a comedy show and to due was missing the tooth and you was like, yo, you're respectful right right now, Here's the crazy thing people think I talk about. I talk about people the tooth missing watsch what I'm going there? I talk about a tooth missing I talk about but see if your tooth dismissing. Here's the here's the flip side to what I'm doing, because everything I do in

my stand up is about psychology. Either you're gonna be I said, either I'm gonna intimidate you inspire you. Either you're gonna walk out mad or you're tooth dismissing, or you're gonna like, you know where he rights. I need to get my tooth fix. You know I'm horrible. Other way, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get my tooth fix. And that's what we want. We want to inspire me, even though I gotta make, I gotta laugh, I gotta hurt your feelings and you

got to get your tooth fixed. They what the fox like your favorite uncle that's always offended you to go to the house, But it's always offending you with something real. Right, you cannot go to the house, And that's what it is. Everyone needs a little bit chastising and you do it up in a respectful way. They laugh, or they say, because I want them to win, because what kind of bits you with THEA be fucking and you smiling, you're too listen or your girl. You see your girl got

a tooth. Miss. You're looking at her and she's smile. You turned away because you don't want to you want to look up that in her face because you don't want to say nothing. So when she's smile, you don't look at a small water you turned it. Act like you don't see the tooth. Man, I can't look at a woman and your mother fucking tooth. The men saying, you know, like I me. I tell people all the time, like if you come to my shower and you got tooth, miss,

I said, you should have told your bitch nigger. Look, we love TK, But bab I'm gonna get your tooth fixed. We catch that the nd the next time he comes through. Yeah, I do that shit in a minute. Yea. Let's let's talk about everyone's favorite Who raised you? Who raised because a class I didn't know it's gonna be I didn't know when I came up with who raised you it was gonna be that because let me tell you how it happened. I date some fun women, make noise, shout

out to the women. And I was dating this young lady and she was getting on my nerves to the point I said I gotta meet your parents because I wanted to know who the fuck sent you into the world unprepared, Like, bitch, who is You're so gorgeous that your father mom didn't give you rules of life, So I was like, who rage? So I don't even I'm serious. I'm seriously mothback it because there's a lot of gorgeous women out here who don't know shit. But they don't

know nothing. They don't and that's why us young men, when you meet the one where you want to be with her or not give her a game to survive, to be with the nigga she is really gonna be with see it, take it, take a certain type of play to say some shiit see because most of the men ain't gonna really kick it with the girl they with.

You're gonna fuck, You're gonna have a good time, you're gonna go in movies, have slice of pizza, or it might go to prime once you all right, But what you do is you see her, he's like, you know what, I ain't gonna be with her, really, but let me give her knowledge because the next nigga she fucked with might be a lame nigga and she can get that nigga game on how it's a box so that nigga's impressed, Like, yo, I thank you for changing my life because a woman

a nigga. The dude come back right exactly, right, exactly, because here's the thing I get women to this day who thanked me for changing their lives years ago. And this is real. You know, I've had sex with women right before they husband's boysends got out of prison. You know what I'm saying, Like yeah, And the thing about it is they'll get with the guy and be faithful to him. But why the niggas in jail. I was fucking up. I was giving the game, nigga. That's why

you got nice house, you got a car. You're preparing. Look because I'm gonna get I'm teaching the bench. Holler, hustle, you know, and I don't mean street shit. I'm talking about, Go get an education. Do you squat to every morning? You sit up? Ship? You know what I'm saying, dude, You sit ups, Take care of your hair, take care of your skin. Because women think they could come to

bed looking any kind of way. A woman got to always have her ass shower when she in a relationship because You never know a nigga wanna eat your pussy. You never know when the nigga want to fuck you real good. And you always want to, you know, because when I tell you, you always want to give a woman a PDD. You know what. The PDD is a proper dick down. You know what I'm saying, you know. And if a woman is off a moment, nigga, a bitch a little three five strokes that night, you know

what I'm saying. And I think all women should get their strokes like your stroke. Gang is cold. When the bitch is attractive, and she smelled good. If you're like your girl laying in bed and she got a little older, you know, like, bitch, you ain't shower, you know, yeah, you ain't gonna got she got the little short booty shorts on. She's smelling good. Nigga, you know you might be time, but you go to sleep. Why don't you wake up three four o'clock in the morning, and you're

fucking real good, you know what I'm saying. And it seemed to be a real g As you get older and a girl works, every man, you know, y'all listen to me. If your girl worked at seven. You should get a fire and eat up pushy. Every morning we should go to work. Make her come, but don't give her no dick and she'll say you don't you don't want nothing, and just wipe your mouth. Say no, that's for you. Get ready for work. Okay, that's player ship. You know what I'm saying. That's play and or wash

it down. A hot towel, light towels, my hot, nigga, fuck a girl real good to the point her legs and shaking the whole thing with hot towels. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you have see I'm gonna put yourself on game. Not only do you have a hot towel, but put on the woman's pussy after you. Fucker, you have a towel. Warmer. Niggas don't know about tower on you. You have a you have a towel on and you put it between

her legs. Watched it. You put it between her legs to go from the navel to the back of motherfucker spine, and you turn into put it in the on the side and put in the feet of position. And you take a blanket and put right on how your mother used to put your sleep back in the day and kiss the running on forehead and tell her good night, and go on the room and watch ESPN. The mother look at the niggas, right. I read somewhere that they

said t K said he's ten thousand. Yes, I was exaggerating. Yeah, yeah, let's just say I had a I had a beautiful running life. That's that's beating Wheal Chamberlain number. Yeah he was at twenty thousand. Oh, he was at he was at twenty thous Yeah. And when I think I would never, when I think about that, when one put all that way untail on my hip muscles, you know what I'm saying. You know, no, that's not much. And and it's just not that I put in work when I have when

I make love, it ain't a game to me. See some guys fuck because the pussy's there. Mentally, I gotta be prepared because I believe them give 'all some game. See, I believe in sapio sexual. See sapio sexual is the turn on of the mind. Are you mentally stimulated by a woman? See as you get older, Yeah, you see the titties in the ass. That's good. Yeah, but can you connect like wifis you is the connection between your mind. Your mind. As we get old, it's about can I

connect with your mind? Because you don't want to just put your dick in anything? Because I dick game cold. It ain't you know. Some people like um talk about it in brad But who I'm an a R pre member, nigga. No, no, no, I mean thinking about I ain't on no blood pressure medicine, nigga. My dick still work. I'm happy. I'm here with the drink chance, nigga. You see, man, that life is beautiful, y'all y'r niggas be bragging. Yeah, I think about it.

Everybody all members all cocky. Oh y'all got a little cocky. Yeah yeah, you gotta get eight dollars off? Yeah yeah, yeah, right exactly at seeing as you get older, believe it or not, everything is about discounting points. That's true. That's that's you ain't gonna be points nigga, and you're shopping and you're getting points, nigging. But but see the points I have, you think is really something? Right? You know, I'll go to Walgreens and I wear glasses. You know,

I got to wear readers. You know I can see you know, I gotta wear. I don't have to see far away, but I have to read. And over years, I had bought thousands of them, you know, because I put them in different places in the house. One day, I go to Walgreens and I'm putting in my number because they said put your number. You got the numbers to get the point. She said, my god, sir, you got nine hundred and fifteen thousand points. I said what she said, sir? Can you believe that you got nine

hundred and fifty thousand points? Would you like to use that towards you purchase? I said, hey, motherfucker year running Now. I said, wait, where how much is nine hundred and fifty thousand points? That been at the dollars? Seventeen? Said, I didn't know Walgreens at the points? Yeah, they got a point. So I live by United I lived by United Points system. Yeah, I'm married at by Boy and Hilton Islands. Yes, I'm with you all the way. And when you get to Ambassador you coming, yea. You know

they sent a car to the airport to get you. Damn, I ain't get I ain't get that far. When you get when you were coming, Ambassador Nigga, they sent a car. I was an ambassador for one year and then that was it. Okay, yeah, I ain't get ye ever year. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm up there. That's a checkout four pm. You know, you can get a big suite, but then they upgrade you to the presidential suite. Nigga

for good prices, nigga. You you know normally you can stay at hotel two or three days once you marry a bomboid niggas days. Yeah, I can. I can show you right now. I got a million points in Marriott. That's been awesome. Yeah, Hilton, so you know you can stay at Holding. So I saw you in Puerto Rico buncony. Yeah yeah, Paul Rican, but I saw you on the ocean over the balcony. I said, that's the way to do it. Yeah. I like that. YA said, yeah that makes a noise for me. Yeah yeah, that's I said. Yeah,

they're doing this thing. That's the thing we want to stretch to the young kids too, getting passports and travel. My son, I see, he just got his passport, my son to come. I want to bring him out with me because here's the thing. When I when people always I can't wait for you to come to my city. I've been starting to tell people why I want you to travel to come see me. Stop waiting for me to come to see you. Come see me, because I'm all over the world. I may not make it to

your city. Come see me. And that's that will get people to get their mindset. Because when you read a lot, ninety percent of the population ain't been on the plane, never having left the city, never heard of that. That's statistics. Yeah, statistics have not been on the planet. That's insane, yo. So you bet you you better be glad you met me because you was in that before you met you make it down from Boston in Miami, so he drove. Yeah.

So yeah, we want to push passports. We got I mean even though they got the backlog and passports now so you're really trying to go somewhere. We got the hook up everything. Oh yeah, but illegally you can't get your passport ride away. It take like three months compared to years ago. You can get like six weeks or something. But years ago you can make a mock ticket and go to the A lot of shit, yeah, cigarettes and plane. Yeah. Yeah.

The world's changed a lot, right, It changed a lot but you you have from a point smoking No, no, no no, But I remember them. I remember the yeah remember now, but remember when everybody got food. The food was good and the food was at the pan Am Hotel. Ipect why they at a hotel in Queens. Remember you used to say, oh, yeah, came over the team. What being on Park Avenue? When you're driving in Park game you see the pan M building. Remember that. Look at

the youngest. They look at it us like it was t w ain't what about northweston Man back in the day, yeo, and I flew on Whoters airline once. I did't not gonna liars had an airline? Who had it? I didn't know who this holds? Who holds? Yeah, it's like it's like like I don't know what it is, but it's the who does the airline? Yeah? Wow, I was the Hooters. Hey, okay, so what are we too? Well? A lot of shit man at the PanAm gotta be sucked up. Still Yeah,

I got quick time. Oh yeah, I'm ready he sent it. Yeah, yeah, you sense you want to start it off? We didn't play this last time TK was here. No, and we didn't play it. What Chuck d neither right, No, we didn't get man, we need to have Chuck d Um interview up coming out this week. I would love we need we need to part two of that because we had two episodes that day. Yeah, we had to kind of rush it. Okay, okay, Yeah, deserves the whole day, the whole he deserved the whole day. Yeah, I mean

ship yeah yeah. Yeah. And Marlan too, because I feel like Marlon and he rush yeah. Oh my god, we last. He's a nice He's a nice young man. I remember he was a baby. Do you consider yourself the gang stuff comedy? No, I stayed away from anything that has a negative beginning because there was a lot of things that kept popping up to the comedy labeling yeah and that's not what you That was me in the nineties. Another comic has that now I'm not gonna show other

people love and the King and not hating. This is all about me. And then the other thing is The King of Underground, another comic has as well. Both of those titles was mine. What I realized in life, don't nobody to give a fuck, you know what I'm saying. I don't care about titles. Just show right, just show up to my shows. I'm gonna give you the game, I'm gonna give you the knowledge. We're gonna have a good time, take pictures with you and everybody going about

their business. Far as titles and all that. Remember what I said at the beginning, A life is about evolving. I have evolved in life as a as a great person, as I love who I am as a man. Do you think that's that's the maturity that got you there or experiences experiences, But it has to be coupled with you. Yeah, because if you ain't been through nothing, you can't teach

nobody right. So it's very important that um, you go through things you know and and to hope to live long enough that these kids and other people you can share your knowledge with. Because what's also amazing to the kids, they understand when you see an elder person, you gotta really respect them, like they don't want to listen. And I tell people, older people are your GPS. That was the GPS before modern day GPS. They are here to guide you. Even if they fucked up their life. Guess what,

it's not because they're successful. They fucked up their life because the choices and they're gonna share with you how they fucked up, so you don't be in the same shoes that they're always take advice from crack ass being honest. Yeah, yeah, where they give you the crack of course, not everything else will, because it's somebody that's in the streets that's

fucked up, that says something that has knowledge. For some reason, I listened to them, Yes I might, you know what I mean, But it's like, all right, cool, I listen to them because again, it was a choice that they made. Right, everything we do come down the choice. That's why you gotta think two three times, and any of us are split second away from that same choice. Absolutely, you could

have all made that choice. Yes, that was one of the smartest things Kanye West ever said on the show that he said that he visited a jail and he said that he saw every one of the jail was riss, wrong version of like a wrong version of young Dug Like you know what I'm saying, Like right, you think about it, like all of us was one bad one newport away fully, you know what I mean. Maybe that's why you got to be so thankful. Like I have the craziest dreams of like robberie robbery being in trouble

all the time. So I'm reminded almost every day how blessed that I am in this life. And I liked that at the dreams. I remember one time I um, I thought about hurting somebody really, really bad, and I had this vision of me and jail already, and when I came into the cell, I was already in there, and I was already in the cell. Yeah, this is my vision. And I turned around and said, Yo, why are you in here? And I said, because the bitch

lied to me. And I turned back around and look out the window, and I turned back around and said, Yo, you gave up your life because a bitch lied to you. My point that I'm making, we all get lied to. Its only words, and we shouldn't take it so seriously that we want to give up our fucking freedom. You understand that so important because we get upset about all this bitch line to me, nigga, you get you hurt. See what people don't understand. And the friend us to

tell me this in Vegas. No matter how tough you think you are, no matter how bolent you want to be to someone, they got a place for you. They will lock your ass to fuck up and they ain't playing. And we all know it is easy to get in to get the fuck out dog, because when you get locked for some reason, they find another ship, maybe in another state. Now you gotta be transporting or the ship you're do inside all the ship's s yes, yes, and okay. So this game is called quick time with slide. Don't

give you an either old choice. You could be politically correct and say both. Be politically correct, say both, then you'll take a shot. Okay, But if you single, okay, I'm gonna at you. I love the confidence. I love the confidence. As you know that we have no females arouse, we had to with the females udition. You know everyone, we're just smart. We're just smart. Okay, Richard Pryor or Paul Mooney both take a shot. Nigga, little y'all had

your shot ready. Oh that's right, Jamie hooked you up. Yes, she asked you if you wanted to do. What the fuck's that was the listen? Yeah, that's that's owned by a black man. Okay. Oh there's another hard one, Tupac or Dmax both, nigga, do you got stories? Both? Here's the thing. Two stories with Tupac, stir with DMA. Okay, then take your shot first. MM we would like to hear it. Love Tupac and um Tupac before you really

blew up. We used to do shows at Jack the Rapper before you blew up Digital Underground days or right after the Underground, Um after Digital Underground. And I remember it was me him, we was hanging out. What's crazy And I'll go back to that. When he Smalls died, I was with Biggie the day he died. When Tupac died, I was with Tupac day he died. As well, we're gonna be careful how we hang out with you? Yeah, yeah, yes, So that was just during the day we was hanging out.

So UM Tupac is the reason how I got the name T to the Motherfucker K because we was at Jack the Rapper and he said, yeah, he's like T to the Motherfucker K. That's how. That's how T to the motherfuck case started on the rough Rider tour. Two situations with the rough Riders. You have a DMX. We had just did a concert of Thinking Kentucky. Were all getting on the bus and we're driving and I love DMX DMX all these fine women in the car, and

he told the bus driver to stop. DMX jumped out the car, I mean jumped out the bus, got in the car with the women, drove three blocks and hit another car and got arrested. Sounds like DMX, but he couldn't drive. So then when he got out the next day, I said, nigga, what the fuck was you doing? You can't drive? The other thing about DMX, And yeah, the other thing about DMX and the Rough Riders, they showed me mad love and I'm gonna share this with the world.

Um cash onenty millionaires. Rough Riders got the Boston on that tour he was hosting with Maiden Men, and I didn't know there was beef going on. Yeah, I didn't know what. We get backstage and a fight breakout and I'm standing in the middle, like I'm like, I'm actually in the middle. They respect me so much. Do you know these niggas fighting around me? Star? Oh, like, what the fuck is on the way? Let me tell you the story. No disrespect to the niggas in Boston. Them

niggas from the Rough Riders can fight. Nigga, listen to me. Them niggas bought the motherfucking heat. I was in the middle. They sent niggas to the hospital. They was not hurt them. Motherfucking rough riders was not mother like I seen it, but the love that they showed. They were stabbing niggas around around, not one scratch like I was right there

in the middle. The only thing I hate about that fucking tour is that they banned us again in four other cities because we was on our way to Miami, and this when Juve and I had back that ass up. Do you know we never got to do back that ass up Miami. And I was already famous before cash Money, but it was getting ready to Oh I was. I was looking forward to hosting that bitch, Oh my God in Miami, Nigga Sottle so little Miami. That was a grandmother story. And he picked I don't know who he picked.

He could do, you can't. You can't go against it's a good one in Living color or mad TV and color. For sure, that was not good Living color. Yeah, for sure, it looked good on paper, but once I read it, it didn't sound. Yeah. Yeah, that's no brainer. Okay, this is a good one. You want to take this one next two. Okay, Okay, you're taking it. I got it. Okay. Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Eddie Murphy. Nigh A thing about Eddie Murphy, no matter what the kids think, who they

start is today. Yeah see I was there, Yeah, hung with these niggas. Eddie Murphy is one of the most phenomenal superstars that ever was on this motherfucking planet because it wasn't just stand up. He had showman everything, he had class, he had, he had this r that was just phenomenal. And that's why I'm glad to say today that me and the nigga born on the same day. Listen, I'll tell you and Kevin Harts my man, right right.

And a lot of times we have this debate, like you know, because everyone said they could only be black or like one black comic and I always hate that, ye, but I always like debate the impact of like Kevin Harts or whatever. One thing I can say about Eddie Murphy is when Eddie Murphy movie came out, people got dressed as if it was an event to go to. Yeah. It was like I remember seeing people going to like Eddie Murphy movie and them thinking they're being filmed but

that's the way. But that's the way we dressed back even when we went to the airport, we had suit jacks and pants on. We would never rob sneakers in the hoodie the way people dressed. And there's nothing against what this is going on, because I dressed in hoodies down too, But back in the day, we really overdid it. That ship was crazy to be on the plane that many hours of the RINKO ass church at the time, Like you're going to church on the plane. That's horrible,

all right? Red Fox or Bill Cosby? M hmm, both Okay, I love the fact he in fighting. Let's go, yeah, both because both of them are phenomenal. And this one I heard just talk about both of these, so I'm very curious. Snowfall or BMF snowfall, snowfall, snowfall all mothers. You know. I'm gonna tell you something. This is what

I always thought about you and Iced Tea. It's like Iced Tea was like like from the from the West Coast, that kind of like East Coast adapted him, truly shout out to the West Coast fully adapt and and and it was so great about it. And then when you forget things but be on the show and getting my flowers and sharing with the world my journey is. I used to tour Iced Tea as well. And let me swain tell you what so cold. It was him, his guys,

his wife back in the day. Do you know Iced Tea and his wife used to help me write jokes on the butt? Was that darlin Darlina I'm talking about they like everybody, but we were super like a family like it was that close. And even when Iced team met his wife, the other one, Coco Cocoa, we was on the train together and me and Iced Tea was talking and I love Sharon the world. He said that

he got married her because that woman understood him. He said, t can I married her because she understood my life, She understood how I was moving because you know, met him with me te So this day very close. We don't we don't see each other as much because like them cousins that you love, but you don't see that one of the great dude me and him, Iced Tea is my man for life. Shout out to one and the only, not the only, the one of the most flies ass niggas in the game, because that nigga swag

was so cold, and what I like about him. Even when he had a little situation with his wife with the other nigga and Vegas, he handed such like a g Yeah right, it was no fight, no the voice the nigga. I'm gonna tell you how I think I went. The nigga macked us so motherfucked cold that she fell in line. And that's what I want to talk about with men. That's why your vocabulary gotta be a certain way.

You your you, the way you move, and yeah, the way you move in life got to be a certain way that when a woman, you talk to a woman and she understand how you moving, she will respect you. If you have problems with a woman, that means your leadership is fucked up and a bitch don't respect you. So start checking yourself and your character first as a man, and then you'll get somebody who will respect and honor what you say. And that's all I'm gonna say on

that one. Shout out to motherfucking iced Tea from Tea to the motherfuck But before we go on talking about snowfall, were you around any of that when Freeway Ricky, it was was around thinking about all that without incriminating myself right right like that. Yeah, the thing about we had we had freeway on here. Yeah, all of them knew me. Um older drug deal inside you listen to me. In the eighties, I had the streets on locker. That was

all that was drug. Yeah, I had this when I say time, when I say I had the streets on lock if you was a hustler, if you was a bad bitch fucking with a hustler, everybody fucked with tea to the motherfucker. Can't you know what I'm saying? Everybody? Everybody? Yeah, we had, we had and I had all the clubs. I had like six comp comedians doing the clubs. Now I had six. I had the Palace. I had a golden Tail. I had Berdland West um um um um. Of just a few others that I just can't remember

talking my head. But every comic when they was coming up, and they'll tell you had to come through T. K. Kirk of Martin Lawrence, Um deal, Hughey, um, Joe, the Joe Tories, Um. God blessed the Ricky Harris who passed away a few years ago. A J. Johnson. I had had every month clever look up A. J. Johnson. Yeah, shout out to J Queen lat for MC light both Okay, Yeah, I love both of them like MC like I love and I love Queen Okay, Mamajunaga, Okay, I wasn't ready. Okay,

got it, you got it. Robin Harris or Bernie Mack nigga, Robin Harris, nigga, Oh, motherfucker Dave Robin Harris for the next one. Damon Waynes or Marlon Wayns. Oh, Damon Wayne's I saw Damon life not too long ago out here, nigga, Damon. He's jokes are so fucking hilarious, clever. Yeah, yeah, and it was like slow paced, but it was perfect. Yeah, like his kids, you don't see it coming. Yeah, it's like that drink my fucked up. He was hilarious. Any He had the city on point too, like you know,

me in to do stand up. They try to do jokes for the city like his is on point. Yeah. Yeah, he's phenomenal, y'all. He's phenomenal. Coming to America, Hall them nights, coming to America. Yeah, no doubt, obviously, right huh part one obviously right here part one, yeah, part one. Yeah, one of the coldest scenes in there is when um, the father came out the limo and then the women was throwing roses on the motherfucking nigga. See got his own money? Yeah, flowing the roses down. Yeah, that's cool.

That's cold. Norty boy nature lords of the Underground, nor by Nature shout shout out the boat. All right, this one, I don't know. Okay, it might be a little controversy for you. Okay, Dave Chappelle or Kevin Hart, I love your honesty. I'll say both. Let's do it. Let's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just what's so great about command commenting? Compared to when I started? Everybody now has developed their own lane. There's enough for everybody. You know, if you don't like a

certain comedian, don't go see that comedian. If you like that comedian, you go see that comedian. Let me ask you a personal question. You can answer this whichever we want. Has there ever been somebody that people consider that's very very funny and they call you to ghost write them jokes? No? Never, okay, but if that was to happen, right, let's just say give you an example. This is totally off. This is just I'm just making it up. The first name that

comes to my my head Mike Apps. Right, I think Mike Apps is doing a special and Mike app says, you know what, I want to brush you up like I'm going with a t K. Does that make you still respect this comedian needs help? You need help? Ye still respect? Okay? You still respect. It's like because hip hop, if I was to get a rhyme ghost rote to the people who who who who purchase the war report

my it's threw the way. But then an R and B from an R and B act I can get baby face to come in, help me right around, help me produce, and no one looks at me like that? So is it like that for me again? That's kids sitting at the table with growing okay and let me playing tell you why yes please? When we was growing up, when Will Smith was doing what he was doing, he was he was a sellout. He's not doing his music yeah okay, right, because he was really going a whole

another direction. But in actuality, he did the play. What Will Smith did was the lick, because the lick was to get paid and become a fucking stop Hollywood. You understand I'm saying, Bill is a little ill because will if you look at his writers when he was doing some of it, some of these writers was nas right, that was like like na yeah yeah, and the Miami yeah yeah yeah. I was I didn't know that, yes, like one of them. So that makes it even more genius.

That's what makes them watch. But I'm gonna pay my my peers and then we're all gonna bring it down to where I need to go. And that's what I'm Let me just tell you something on the flip side, I wasn't at those sessions at all, but I went to a session with Kobe Bryant and I automatically wrote three rhymes because I said, obviously Kobe's not gonna write his ship. He refused to take my rhyme. Kobe was like, no,

I'm going to rhyme with you. Right. That's Kobe. You might not feel he's intelligent but bad, but um so in the comedy world. Let me let me get back to the question. In the comedy world, if a person gets helped with their material, is that no they nobody thinking about that. Nobody thinking about that, okay, And I think there's because you use an example of like, for example, in hip hop or in music in general, producers are always co writing with with even with the rappers too.

But the thing about it what comedy. The reason why comedy and rap to me is that's his story. So how can I help him with his story? The bouncing ideas, I don't think it's the same as ghost right now. See. And the great thing about what I've done with comedy is I bought hip hop and comedy together. I see no other comedians say they bought hip hop and comedy together, because no one has opened up for so many rap artists in R and B. R and B is cool, but hip hop. I got it on Locke And the

fact is it's a harder crowd. Thank you. And I used to I used to have. Give me example, I got a deal on the table the day I'm opening up for Drew Hill. Now. The reason why I'm bringing that up is because even when they started, I was there opening that back in the day. See that, That's how many motherfuckers I opened up for. You know, That's what I'm sitting back there, like I said, sitting here just thinking like you don't really take he used to what you would nigga t to the mother. Okay, okay,

easy eat or dipsey hustle. Yeah, but that's a slam dunk easy eat nigga. Yeah, because what I easy eating? Yeah, yes, the both. Okay, I like this one. Producers try to get free again. Monique or Tiffany had us Monique for sure? Okay, yeah, Monique for sure. You can answer that pretty fast. Yeah, because based on experience, Okay, right, Um, Tiffany is a great actress and and and she fits right into what the world is today in stand up comedy, is internet comedy,

et cetera. Um, but not on the level as a stand up as Monique. He came up with the big dog. Yeah, he came up with the t to the mother, to Bernie Max. She she came up with all of us. You know what I'm saying. So that era of us when we came him up. That was one of those. Yeah, that's one of the greatest stand up comedy errors. Whatever, No, I agree, I agree? Uh, Jim Carrey or Robin Williams. Robin Williams went the next one. Yeah, Robin Williams probably

one of my favorites. Yeah. It just said that he was depressed all the time. I couldn't believe that Dane was depressed. I was like, yeah, yeah, See if I met them niggas, I said, nigga, just go jog. Niggas work the fuck out. People like people don't want to go work out, go. I guarantee you if you go run five miles on the Trevor Mill, Nigga, every time you feel bad, you're gonna go to Steep. You ain't

gonna think about killing your mother. I guarantee it. I agree with that Red Man or Bennie Segell who raised these people who wrote this questions. That's really a phenomenal thing. But Bennie Segell, you're not going Jersey okay, and then tell you why, yoll. I like this. See when Bennie segu was on Rock Yeah see Damon Dashing them had a philosophy. They was never going to let no one else sell jay Z M M. Benny you heard have you? Have you listened to Bennie Segull shit? Bennie Segull shit

is motherfucking fire. But they were only push his ship so much, and so a certain amount of records for they pulled back. But motherfucking Benny Segull could have been a whole type of Superstar. They didn't kept putting the money behind him because Nigga. When you hear him one the same tracks of jay Z that Nigga was going told to motherfucking told dog for real, Bennie Segal was a Nigga white and red Man tooth phenomenal. Yeah, no, no, no no, and that's my man red Man school too.

When he did the Ship with Mary J. Blige. Oh yeah, definitely, any singes, no, shout out to him, man, I love you, man, but I'm sorry, Okay, Eddie Griffith or Tracy Morgan, m both Okay, it's take a shot. Yeah, both great too. We lead them both on here too as well. New Jersey Drive with Juice New Jersey Drive because I'm in there. God damn it. I like that You're in New Jersey Drive. I'm in New Jersey Drive. I gotta watch it again. I look that I'm the guy playing cards and the

soundtrack is phenomenal. For then, track is phenomenal. Yeah with him and right now, but real quick shout out to Juice also because you've seen the DJ Drama promos for his album that he's recreating the Juice scenes where he has Queen Latif in it. He has some of the original actors. I went to jail for shooting people out to juice, So well, come on, guy, a good thing. He's not holler at me. You're not in the movie real life, in the movie I love you. I went

to jail for real. It's choices, Like I was right, the mothering jail right now, Ain't that beautiful? Like he look how we live. You gotta go to see him giggling a little bit. Now you're gonna see Gough just not gigging the nigga. I'm gonna skip a couple of ones, but you could go back to this because this is um that some good ones there too, Patrise O'Neill or Mike Apps. Mike Apps, you know what's crazy about that?

And rest in pizza Pat because he was good but I had a hand and Mike Yeah okay, okay, yeah, yeah yeah, Mike. I's not the only person I can see come close to you when it comes to like just straight up like like making Patrise yeah, oh yeah for sure. Yeah. I get compared to him all the time. Yeah he was like that, yeah yeah, he was like like serious funny, yeah serious, Its super funny. Yeah, but he had a serious delivery. Yeah, he had serious Yeah.

Shout out to Patrise. Yeah, good kid. But I'm always gonna go with my own I like that. And we need Mike Ups back. He's alumni, but we need him back. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's a shout out to you want to take George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield, George Colin. George Carlin was ill. Yeah, he was ill. He had he had, he had he had a message. Yeah, he was breaking down politics. Yeah. Yeah, right now social media is taking politics and politics and religion. Yeah.

I think like Bill Moore took a lot of his stuff for his own show. Yeah, it's possible, but you gotta remember we've been on this earth so long that it's really impossible to say something new. Absolutely. I mean, he's really impossible to say something new. That's why I tell women, Um, a girl say, oh I heard that before, we bitch. Let's they come up with a new language. You hear a lot of the same shit. The difference is who's going to deliver and what they say. See,

that's always tell a female. See when you day a man asking what his intentions are, because that's that's that's a game change. It. See, there's like a politician and they get out to the vote, they'll they tell you what they want to do for you. But when a man meets a woman, he gotta tell her what he wants to do for her. That's a whole nother story going. Chris Tucker, Chris Rock both Okay, I get the bother

miss Chris Tucker back on the stage. I feel like there was something that like kind of like happened Chris Tucker. I'll tell you said green. Chris Tucker has great friends as well too, and with Chris Tucker, who I love deally, Chris Um was managing himself even though it worked for him to get the thirty million to do Rush Hour. Um, I see now that he's back on track, trying to do what he should have been doing a long time ago. Because Chris Tucker, to me, could have been the richest

stand up comedian ever. Let me ask what was it? He didn't want to be typecast? Sorry, but I think he said he didn't want to curse them. Yeah, unless we're in the room, we don't really know. Yeah, but from the outside looking in, something happened that changed him and he did what he thought was best for him. We don't know what has happened in his personal life,

but something happened. Can I speculate with you because it just seems like, right, it seemed like Friday was was the movie that kind of like s took him off. It didn't seem like he just turned his back on the franchise. And it didn't feel like at the time he was turning his back or maybe ice Cube or it was Alliance, that's what it was. He was turning his back on us. It was like, yo, look, we blew and I I just want to do Jackie jan movies and and and and Korea. I'm not saying that's

what happened. I'm saying that's what this would look like. The outside is looking in. Who always see these you know, these quote unquote actors who get to this certain level and then they kind of forget like where they they came bring about life, right. We want people to do what we think is right for them. Right, But at the end of the day, people do what's right for them. Yeah, and we're not in issues, and you know, yes we

want him with it had been phenomenal. If he'd did a Friday's too, phenomenal but it might not be a bike apps. He took the words right, because we're looking at them what we want them to do for us exactly. We're taking the vers just like I say the people um believe it or not. If TUPAC wouldn't have passed away, there would be no Dmax and there will never been no fifty cents. There'll be a lot a lot of people might have been different careers. Yes, it has been

totally different. M okay, shame with big Yes, Meek mile or two change meek mill for sure and shout out to me um um two chains. I love them too, but meek meals for sure. Yeah. Yeah, fucked up this one because that was in my notes. This was this was this one sit in my notes. Okay, that's Bill Burr. Yeah, okay, I'm thinking Bill Moore, Okay, Bill Burr or Louis c. K m hmmm Bill Murr, Bill Burr, Burr Burr. Yeah, he said, Billy say, I ain't drinking no more. Let me ask you. Let me as this is the last

question after this. Look, let me ask you. So I just read recently after you know, Chris Rock the shit um resurfaces of Louis C. K. I believe it's Jerry Seinfeld. That's just a little crazy Ricky Gervei, and it's Chris Rock, no, somebody else there. Louis Hey, no, seinfels there. I hear you. It's my favorite, don't know. He not only stayed out of it, he said you shouldn't even say that. He said, you guys shouldn't even say that. So at some point Louis c K just, you know, he he thought he

had the n word pass. Did you see this footage? And Louis c K is sitting there with Chris Rock and Ricky Gervei, Jerry Seinfeld, and Louis c K says, hey, you guys, don't use the nigger word, and y'all sketch for me and Chris Rock do and then they laugh, and then Jerry Seinfeld kind of feels so weird and all. He makes it his point to say, I can't say that, and I don't think you should say that. He says it to Louis c K. But then Louis c K says to Chris Rock, and you know, you good tell

they how to rapport. And he said, oh, Chris knows, because because Chris knows, I'm a nigga, and it's here's this white man on national TV. I think this NBC or something like that. He's he's, he's He not only

said at once, he like tripled down on. He was like, yeah, my nigga, you know, I don't use it us Like you know, I'll say nigga and then you can see Seinfeld like literally his face saying like Seinfeld is sitting there like, oh, this is not gonna he corrects Louis c K. So the reason why this put this came back out because that was people good teaking Chris Rock. What they were saying is why was Seinfeld the guy to check the white man for using the N word.

Why wasn't it Chris Rock, I see what you're saying. It was like because I could see at certain point where you know, because sometimes like me as a half Latino, Latinos, yeah, Latinos sometimes used the N word more than the Brothers. Yes. Right other day where my friend Twin, my friend Twin, he's Dominican, he jumped out of the car. He said nigga three thousand times right right. He didn't even give me a yet. Listen, we grew up together, like gonna

go to the bridge. You got the stops right right. And it's not him even offending me. It's just like yo, if you I get how you're using it. But let me give you knowledge about the word nigga. See, the nigga is is really meaning king right out of Africa none and the Western civilization changed it to make it seem like it's powerful. But they thought they was really doing some slick shit. And this is the reason why I tell people understand the history and read and watch documentaries.

So when you hear the white man saying nigga and make it saying, they can't say it now because the world is change. But know your history, knowing that nigga it used to respell n E g u s make king. Yeah, and they changed it to n I g g a. But let people know, Yeah, I'm gonna what's up nigga when you know the knowledge of the word, because I'm always gonna say what's up, my nigga? Because one thing about blacks, we put a spin on life. We will

turn anything negative into positive. And that's the ability that we have as a black race. Because now the word nigga, unless you're in the white community, is disrespectful. But nigga in the hood. When you get me here balls, you ain't seeing your friend and twenty years or it's tax season and you thought that nigga was dead. He's like, Nigga, that's not how Luis used it. I know, I know you and it's a white man say how I know how this internet is and I'm not gonna let you

get fried. Yeah so because because because like down, what you're saying is absolutely right. But I didn't didn't use it that where he used it. Where he used it, he was comfortable with comfortable. There's a rule in life. Yes, no white man or woman gets passed. Yeah, it's true. It's five of the motherfucker. Like there's rules to this game or life, Like when we get locked up, no matter how you was rolling in the street, there's rules in prison. You understand. It's when you got a job,

the boss has rules. When you in your house, do you set rules for your children on how they have to go in life? White people can do whatever they want in their apartment. You can say niggas, but when you're in the presence of African American man or woman, you have to show respect. Because even when we talk about racism. See that racism will never be fixed. The word in life is that we have to respect each other more, and if we respect each other, we'll get along.

I ain't gotta like you, but I respect you, and then you respect each other, there's no problem. You win. There's no problem because because let me just say something, it was crazy because the Louis c k thing is he was trying to be controversial, like I kind of understood some comedians. Dude, they was trying to push the joke. Yeah, after his fucking dick pic shit came out with him. You know, remember he got caught jerking off on his assistance.

I think that happened. He was at his height, Yeah, of his career, y'all laughing like I'm making this up. He got caught jerking off on his assistant. He was like the first Ry team and none of y'all get Twitter again again, choices. So he jerked off on his assistant, Yes, and then he jerked off on them, But I forgot he did something. He did something where it was really Harvey Weinstein, and then he got canceled for that and then this came back up right right. But what I'm

saying is as a as a comedian. If you're using the word for shock value, that's never that that works. You'll never get a pass, even if you use it just to for the crowded. Like now I say nigga in my show, I say bitch in my show. Um I say ho. But believe it or not, I won't curse off stage. When I come off stage, I don't curse at all. I never curse around my children. I don't use profanity at all once I get on stage.

When I get on stage, you're about to get it because that because I always tell people the Lord sent me here to deliver a message and the language that needs to be and I have to I have to talk up this ship to get my point a curse. So I teach about U people having an LLC and an ei N. I teach about having a business and something to leave your children before you leave this plan. And I teach about a man being a stronger man

to himself first before he has a woman. I teach men to have a home before they want to marry. Five thousand. You can't fight right now. Most men think the twenty five tho I think I mean give it to the female but I tell men the twenty four thousands for you because you're choicing. Women are different when you got a little bit the money in your pocket, you moved through life differently when you're successful. I still tell guys sometimes your poor women because she's an easy grab.

And I always tell guys too that you see you think you in love, like all the guys ahead think they really loved the woman that they would. But unless you make her an asset, she ain't an asset. Because I'll tell people all the time, look at your girl and ask for ten thousand dollars. I told you said, you know why you ain't looking at because you know she ain't got it. So my point is, if I can't use you, you're useless. He'd been disting your nigga's

bitches all night. I'm just so if I can't get nothing. And here's the thing, if you listen to what I'm saying, you think I need the money now, I just want a woman to have a ship together because what I said earlier, and how well you live is how well you die. See. People think your kid's gonna take care of when they get older, But you gotta understand what guardianship does to you when you get older. They take

your property to take things from you. You know you probably wasn't good to your children, and now your kids taking that. You in the back room with a blanket over your thigh, hoping somebody change your diapers and shit every two or three hours as you get older. I talk about health because I don't want people to be sick one day because you didn't take care of your body, you understand, And then you don't have insurance to take care of yourself, so now you're really in a fucked

up facility for the rest of your life. Or I teach people about having life insurance, burial insurance. I teach people about LLC. I mean legacy, trust, I teach about legacy. I'll do all this in my stand up. I got you laughing and thinking at the same time. But I'm dropping game. And like I said, well, I say, I'm either gonna in territate you or inspire you. Which one you choose? Yeah? Which one question? For quick time of slimy we gonna get back into the interview. And this

is uh. Everyone thinks these questions are trick questions and me if Finn say that this is the only one. That's not a trick question. Loyal to or respect. Damn. I always say both. I'm gonna take my Yeah, I gotta both. Yeah yeah, yeah, both for sure. Both for sure. Yeah. A little respecting shit what you know what, um, I can apply it to you. I like, you know, I remember from when we first like you know, uh uh

interview for the first time. Let me just you know, like I said, researching your history and just seeing like damn, like how legendary that is. It's just like the respect for you automatically makes me loyal to you. You know what I'm saying, automatically damn. All right, cool, And to me, that's not a true question, Like I believe they both have to co exist. Yes, yes, you know what I mean. So yeah, I just want to say that. Yeah, but it's a season near when we first met, before we

started doing drink champ whenever we saw each other. That to my friend, I said, always been enjoyable. Respect, The respects phenomenal. Yeah, the respect is phenomena, and I believe it. In not guys, I'm I'm really shocked when motherfuckers know me.

I thought I was really floating under the radar through the ship and when I'm in London and different parts of the world, I got my daughter with me, and people walking up and my daughter looking at me like what the fuck is going you know, because what she always says is um. They called me housewife because I always have a roll on in the house. I'm always

cooking and cleaning. It's because one of the greatest moments to me, being at this age and even being here with you guys, it's being in my backyard sipping on some coffee with a leaf floor and blowing the motherfucking leaves around. Nigga. And I got some beautiful possessions the bottle yall gave me from years ago. I got some nice shit. How you got this? I got nice whips? Right? But you know, you know what's the most important thing

in my house is gonna suck you up. My key holder in the garage when I come and get out my car, and I put the key on the keel and says keys, nigga. It don't sound like much, but I swear to guy that little motherfucking things is important to me. And that's how much I preach life. And I'm gonna share this the world and we're gonna I

gotta go see. Once death starts happening in your life, when you start losing your mother, start losing your father, start losing your brothers, and you're here to see that, you look at life differently. You started appreciating the smallest things in life. If you turn your radio off just to hear the tires on the highway makes you appreciate. If you're looking out the window and you see the

leads blowing, you appreciate the leads blowing. You come to a point in life that you understand you only hear for a certain amount of time, and that you really have to really appreciate things. So out of all the things in this world, for money to living a good life, those the leaf flower, the key ring thing, for some reason, is the most important thing that I enjoy in my hart. It just makes me smile. I don't know, I can't.

I can't. But and when you when you people, and if you live long enough, and the world changes when loved ones leave, right, and we all at the age now if your mother hasn't died, ject your father hasn't died, ject your brothers, it's come right and you have to learn to live with it because what our parents have never taught us is how to live after they're gone. Some kids and some men and women get depressed and they lose it. And and the thing about life is

understand that. I always tell people that the universe is am a team. Right, you're playing for the universe, and if you do what you're supposed to do. But three hundred and sixty five years, guess what, the universe extends your contract to be to be in this game of life because sixty five days, thank you, and um, you get to extend your life if you eat right, you do the right thing. Because what happens if you don't do right sometimes it teaches you. It makes you injured.

You gotta have it. You might get it hurt near a hip, So now you're in a wheelchair. You're fucked up for a few months, right, and then they bring you back in the game, because when the universe is tired of you and you have the ability to do

something else, they get rid of you. And I improve my point when Whitney Houston was singing, the universe gave us so many chances on his life, and the universe is like, listen, you're not understanding the gift we gave you, so we're gonna take that back because we had to give it to somebody else. Michael Jackson took advantage of

a situation. There's so many stories in life that people don't understand the gift that they have and they destroy it and they don't understand the power of this energy on this planet, which is I'm not gonna say God, because some people don't believe in God, but I do understand energy. And you know when you meet certain people and the energy is just phenomenal. Understand your energy, Understand your choices, do the right thing with your life, because

this ship is off. The motherfucking check you got. This is This is one of my favorite things in American history. And I'm not not talking black people history. I'm not talking comedian history. I'm not talking about hip hop history. Yes, was a young lady. You was on tour and a young lady accused you of rap. Yes, yes, and you not only said I didn't rape, but you actually sent her to jail. She's in lion, Yes she did two years. Yeah.

I thought that was the greatest shiite because a lot of us, when you look at these people like you know, dmax Is and the two parts with these people. They say these stories, and you know, we want to protect a woman. But then this certain woman who lies, yes, and in your situation, she outfront lie. They had whatever she said you did, they actually had the footage proving that she did not. She has claimed one thing. Okay, Yeah, tell us what out of town detectives called me and say,

you know the manager of the club call me. Is that TK the cops was looking for you. I got right back on the plane and you went back and run right back. Yeah. And the thing about um my reputation, everybody knows that I love treating women. Well, I'll buy your car, get your diamonds. Yeah, I upgrade your watch game. Like you know, I'm I'm from the eighties. That's not how we moved you know what I say. Shout out to Eric VNS. You know what I'm saying. That's how

we move it. And UM to hear that I take, like I said, all your choices makes call you. Yeah, and I come back and we sit down and talking. I tell the gentleman I and the cop already knew he I wasn't lying, but you know, you see him and talk to me. Tell everything I say they pick up on it. You know. I said, Nah, I'm gonna tell you exactly what happened. He said, what have I said? Listen,

I fucked though. We had a good time, and the next day I was with another bit and she saw the girl rubbing my should and it was I'm not gonna say it was wrong, So I live my like I fucked up. We had a good time, and I had another girl with me the next day, and that girl got mad because she saw me with that woman. You understand what I'm saying. And I'm not the kind of guy who's gonna sugarcoat like when I date a woman. It's great things going. I'm gonna gonna upgrade you, get

your house, by your car. I might even get you put some money in you account for the nigga you fucking with. You know what I'm saying. You gotta be You gotta be a real if I if I really like you, No, I buy your nigga something I never heard of. No, No, I'm snthing wine because I find it disrespectful. Then I'm digging your bitch down and you don't get a few things collateral day that girl. That's the spect I wasn't raised like that, you know, And

that's why I try to tell men. And even when you go out and you you talk to a woman for a few minutes, buy a drink. You know why, because that's for a time, and you walk away, say hey, bay, you want a drink, you know, say buy your drink and walk away. You know, niggas want to sit there and baby sit the drink in the bitch nigga, No, nigga, buy talk to it for a few minutes, buy a drink and walk away and say that was for your time and made your pain be champagne, your pain be chambagine.

I got the one last question. This is very very famous story. Soon this is to be hit by the way best year of my life next ninety eight one of my favorite years of Yes, right, this famous story or t K kirgly go into the Diamond District story. No, no, it was Puffy's credit card. But I didn't have his card. You didn't have his card number the number back then. So here's how the hustle went. Back in the day. You didn't have to have a person's credit card. You

can have the number. But because my game was so cold, watch her on going. I love this. I never had Puffy's credit card. It was a woman who had his information all these years because of how I moved. I never told on the female this bitch. No no no, no, no, no no, because she she gave me games, she told me how to move. But it was a female. Yeah, it was a female that that did it. Again with

the Puffy situation, again with the Eddie Murphy situation. What people don't know is that I also did the same thing to Sugar night like credit cards I took, but we Sugar was moving something and I intercepted it. And because like and this was what I was wearing Man's way before y'all was wearing man and a lot of people there and m should call me like three in the morning, said, Yo, t K, look, nigga, that that

shit you did the name that's much. I said, nigga, that ship so and that nigga said, nigga, you ain't that death role. By nine o'clock the next day, we're gonna have a problem. T K. I was at that motherfucker like six thirty in the morning. But she she knew I was a little crazy. You know what I'm saying, and what I mean by that zee I already then everybody but I was. I was. I was the kid with the wild wild West nigga. And one of my

niggas said, it's the best. He said to every time you see him, he said, t to the motherfucker k the best that ever did it and got away with it. That's that's that's that's my my my tire so best that ever did and got the way with it. So even with puff um, you evolved in life. And if you listen to this puffing and we understand, yeah, the thing that I want him to know. As a youngster, Um, I was wrong to be involved in that type of situation. But as a man speaking to day, I apologize. I'm

really blessed some success. So I'm doing my thing and hopefully somewhere down to the line we could shake hands and have her espresso and laugh at this ship, because anything is possible in life. You know, we're not best friends, but as men, as men, I take being a man very serious. As men, let's honor and respect each other. And if we have lived long enough true to apologize, or some people don't get a chance to apologize, you

know what I'm saying. So I could stand sit here with all these young ladies in this beautiful young lady I want to take out. Later, I could say that I apologize, but so but how did you how didn't you get because again you don't accummodate yourself. No, no, no no. What happened was I didn't understand the game and I went over my head. I went over my head. But again, choices. It was a domino effect because my cousins who worked for me at the time was federal

agents out of North New Jersey. Yeah, I got cousins. I got cousins of federal agents who will will pop your motherfucking as they retired now, and I had my cousin go pick up the so called jewelry that I was doing. They didn't tell you the effect that had on our family. So when he gets there and I love him to shout out to Lawrence Case, I love my cousin, and um, they arrest him. So now I got aunts and uncles pissed the fuck off because they like, what the fuck is going on? So now this is

for social media. They got me pegged as the number one you thought I shot Clinton back in the nineties because I'm want old news and shit. Right, So my mother doesn't go to go get her feet done for six weeks, she don't go to church for six weeks of my mother's embarrass My cousin and I don't speak

for almost ten years because of this. Right. The thing about life again is that when the universe is looking out for you, because I've also done so much good in life that you can cash where they could get your get out of jail. Carr. See, I've done so well and and and put so many chips into I was able to cash it in when it was time

with the universe. So even when I went to Riker's Island and stayed there for a minute and got out and wanted to that was a different case, you know, the same case they sent me to Riker's Island because um, I fought the case of cod. I hired an attorney, and then I was gonna take a deal to do six years and I rigged on the deal. Wow, and want up getting another attorney. But then it all backfires because I'm gonna tell you how the universe work. She at the same time when I was going through that,

puff was dating the girl named Jennifer Lopez. We never heard Huff. Yeah, why said JENNI dating Jennifer Lopez and also Puff was hanging out with a young man, a rapper named Shine. They went out one night to a club. Shooting goes down, Yes, and people go to jail. Now the same prosecutors who was trying to arrest me comes to Rikers, So yeah, fucked up they are, and say, listen, Puff got arrested. We want you to testify that you sold Puffy with the gun. Oh true shit. So me,

being clever, I'm always fifty steps ahead. I said, get me out of here, I talk to you. So they bring me from Ryker's Allen to the Tombs. I'll come back to the Tunes. But all the security security people there CEOs is like, because they know me, and they see all the cops, They're like, what the fuck is going on? Because either you think there's a felleral crime.

So now I'm in the black Lincoln going off the back of the Tunes and they're taking me to the club NYC clubs where and they're coaching me subliminally to show me how they saw a Puff with the gun. And I'm sitting there and while we're talking, I was like, can I have a blimpie. You know I'm playing this. They ain't nobody. I'm putting a spin on it. That snitch. They get blimp bees and McDonald's. So watch where I'm going.

So I'm getting blimpies. I'm sitting outside there. They say, so Puffs here, But he's not saying that you saw Puppy. He saying Poppsy. And I'm like, Puff was here, and you was here, I say, and I was here. We did this for three days. Oh but I'm but I'm doing I'm living. I'm eating pizzas and shit, I'm really enjoying. I'm really enjoying myself. They don't see it coming when I'm about to do. I don't see what she's about

to do. So right when they get ready to go to indict Puff, they come to me, and my attorney says, t kum. They want to know if you're gonna cooperate with them, and know that you saw Puff with the gun. And I was in the thing eating chips, and I said, now I'm good. So I'm good because what I had over my head was wasn't because it wasn't because of Puffy.

What I held my head is what I didn't Los Angeles, California, year before I had a felony, and in New York City, if you catch another felony within a year less than a year, it's called predicate felon mandatory five to six. My attorney was able to take that off the table. I want up beating the case, you know, I want to the case and got thrown out, but I want to beat in the case in New York because of my attorney threw it out and I want to do in five years probation. So that worked out for me.

Circle back around me and my cousins is back the best friends again, like we was back of it from day one, right. And what I'm trying to say, over time, things do heal, things do change, And as long as you keep your your your focus right and do the right thing, you can get back on You can get right back on track and do what you're supposed to do. The thing with Puff, the thing with m Charlie Murphy, the thing with all the crazy things I did in my life. It was to make me who I am today.

It was to make me sit here and talk to the world, talk to you guys, because I could sit here with my chest motherfucking out like a man, and be confident because I'm healthy, I'm rich. I'm like, I'm I'm rich, nigga, you know. And what I mean by that is life. See, I come from an error. You don't flaunt your wealth, of course not. I'll rule in my ror. You stay low key and flex occasionally. See, so I flex every now and then. I ain't gotta show you that I gotta bentley. I ain't gotta show

you I got diamonds. I ain't gonna show you I'm on the proper plan or a helicopter, you know, because we move a certain way, men, true men move a certain way, you know. And and and we treat people respect. When I go out by people bottles a champagne, but I'm at the club, I'll see person'll send them, send them a bottle. You know. That's respect, you know. And that's what I want every man in here who was listening to anybody, kids are listening and grow up to

be respectful. And and because when you walk into a room, that's the most powerful thing in the world. Really, and that's still man, Thank you so much. Man, I can't know it's an honor because we're getting older, listen, we're getting older. Do another show. He don't go. You't gonna do an We're gonna wrap it up. No, no, no, no no, you gotta come back and wrap it up. That's your pro state. Yes, yes, you told me you've been sucking them up. I'll take another full drink too,

thank you. So h Yeah. But when I was read, because I actually met females before that told me that they lied on on men. Yes, And it was like yo, I didn't know what to do. My man caught me with him and it was like, I'm making deeper. I know a lot when you did. Yes. I had a friend in Chicago because I hustle from the Bloods and the Crypts to LA to g D in Chicago to my niggas in Jersey, and I've played on both sides fence. I just know cops because of being a comedian. And

a young man told me one year. He said, t K women snitch on their husbands and boyfriends more than the niggas because they get see the cops wind the fucking the nigga that they arrest girl. The women is so foul that the women tell the cops the ship that the niggas be doing, and then the nigga think it's his boys that it's a cold game. It's a cold mother game. Yes, sir, it's a code. You got some hype when you say yeah, it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a code game. And that's

why live right live. Goddamn listen to me, yo, I don't get fucking you broke. I don't care live right, man, live right. This living right. It's a beautiful motherfucker thing. Because when you don't live right, the thing that you fight for and you don't really understand how valuable is. It's peace of mind. Yes, do you agree? Yes, that's why I don't have your key thing. But I have all this place, all my balcony that's going to balcony. Yes,

and I look over. I got two parts of my balcony. Yes, one part I feel like I made it too much, so I don't want to go on that part under balcony, understand, because it's like, damn, I don't want to work for right. I got another part of my balcony with's a city view, right, and I'm born and raised in New York City, So there's others. It's my piece of mind. And what's crazy about it is like sometimes that'll be doing instruction or something like that, and I can fall straight to sleep

just listen to them doing construction. I'm like, I'm a city boy, can sit there and some of my friends be laughing at me because it's like, how the fuck do you listen to construction and fall asleep? I'm like that you don't understand hearing the New York City. Yeah, like, I'm so used to that. So that's my peace of mind is just sitting listen to me. Yeah, understand. Fans stay home? Ye, stay home? Like no, no, no, not too many people understand. This is goal with a lot

of people's heads. Yes, staying home is not over rated. No, it's not overrated. Not it's a beautiful Yes it is. When's your special July fourth? How do you know that because I'm connected? No? No, no, no, no, it's not. It's not publicly announced that ship come on July fourth? You Jamie Fox is director? Come on, what's the name of this? What is the name of this? Yes, let's get where's it gonna be filmed? That? No? No, the

special is already done to them. The t to the mfk okay, that drops July for not the Jamie Fox, the Jamie Stocking Me and Marcus King. That's gonna be a movie and standard because they want to do it the same way like my life story, my thing. And then we go into the stand up, so we'll see what hap a shout out to Jamie Fox, matter fact, shout out to baby and um I do ba bla block and that's going that. I'm looking forward to that.

But m yeah, the special is dropping on July for right now and you could get it too on my own network tk dot network. You love that so much, I ain't gonna lie. I look at other people in your profession and I think you're the only one doing that.

I think you're the only one. You know. It's a question that me and EFN always asked it's major or independent and we didn't have that in quick time a slide, But I want to ask you what obvious major or independent if it came to because right now, like I see Marlon Wayne's he was the only person who kind of went to HBO Max. But everyone is like it's like it's like gun hole right now. It's like, all right, cool, if you're a comedian. I supposed to have a special

on Netflix. Is that something you're trying to go to? That's what I would say. If your comedy i Q is not high, that's what you think you should do. See you gotta have a comedy IQ like great basketball players? Yeah, great football players? What is your comedy? I Q right? And my comedy i Q teaches me to get a residual check every three or four months. See a lot of people don't know I got a record label. I get. I don't talk about it. I get checks. Like I said,

I move. I stayed a little key in flex occasionally. And what people don't understand it's catalogs in the comedy world. See, I get this from rocking with hip hop. I took everything I met for easy jay Z Baby and catalog. A lot of comics don't understand catalog. Everything I do, it's catalog. What Nas did with his song put his daughter on the song. But my daughter is executive producer on all my special fire to get a check. You understand what I'm saying. When I leave this earth, my

LLC goes to a trust. My money goes to the LC. And when I passed the LC, the money goes to the trust. It's what Rockefeller did. See, Rockefeller created a trust that he didn't give people in which protects your assets. Yes, he said Rockefeller took HI about Rockefeller. Let's make sure we're clear before jay Z people. Yes, there was a man named Rockefeller who was in the oil business. And he wasn't really in the oil business. He he was

doing something else. And he convinced the government that the oil that he was using was fossil fuel, and he paid millions and millions of dollars for a scientist to put up this documentation to make a scene that it was fossil furial. And that's how it became oil that they felt like they needed to use oil because oil was really used for the trains, for the keep it from getting rusted. And he tricked the world and which worked out to start using oil in people's houses. That's

how that's how Rocket Faller got rich. So he put all his money into LC and when he died and went into a trust. Nine generations later, everybody is motherfucking multi rich. And that's why anybody got a little change. Never leave anybody the money, because if a person that't worked for the money they're gonna run through. I met people women who've gotten two million, and because somebody died, you see him a year later and they'll say, I said, what happened with your money? And they said, or I

ran through. I had a good time. Because people don't respect money. What we got to do is teach people how to respect money. Goes in school, they teach you to raise your hand. They teach you know the cities or of the states and the oceans. And the thing that I teach people the most is knowing how to get an LLC and the e N. I'm gonna do it on here with the night and then I'm going, um, next time you see me, you'll have three hundred thousand

dollars in your pocket right now. If you leave here to night and you go to what I call ink file I n C fi L dot com and fell out that information, in three weeks, they'll send you a free LLC. Once you get that free LLC, what people don't know, I'm going to teach you how to get a free e I N. Now you take the information you got from inkfile dot com, go to the i RS website, felt out that information and put the money that information you got from the inkfile dot Com into

the IRIS website. They send you a free EI N. This ship is right in front of us, and this is why we gotta teach the world. And the N is like your social security right YEA. Now gets deeper. Now you go to the bank and you put money into your account thousand dollars, five hundred dollars. Now what happens is the ei N number gets picked up by American Express. Now American Express to send you in an envelope in the mill and it says exactly what it says.

Your credit has grant you privilege. Now you put your your corporation information into on American Express and fill it out right there on the phone when you're calling to get to proved. You are proved. You got two hundred to five hundred thousand dollars platinum credit card less than three motherfucking weeks, no, seven days, and they send it

delivery to you to your door. Now, some of you guys, you're listening, You're gonna take this money, You're gonna go shopping, You're gonna do some dumb shit and be able to pay. But I gotta, but I gotta put people from game, because I'm a hustler in a never fuck up your credit because your e ain't numbers, so it's not gonna

suck up your credit. But when you get to be my age and all these ships that I've gone through to get this type of knowledge, I want you to respect and appreciate it because I've gone through a lot of shit. Yes, listen to me, I've gone through a lot of shit. So I want people to win. And this is one of the ways I'm want to do as much as I can to give the knowledge to

the world. Because, like we said earlier, everything is everything is based on points and discounts, and if you don't have enough points, you can't get into the VISP section in heaven. And I need to be in the VISP section. I don't want to be three points short. And they say you almost made it. Haven't seen them? Cloud should you will be here with you in three weeks. But really quick, you mentioned Marlin Wayne's remember what he told us he paid for the filming of his special especial

He most likely licensed it. Yeah, so I've been doing that for years, So he didn't he didn't just go to HBO like he actually, Yeah, was doing in the Independent. Yeah, I was doing that for the longest. I play for my own stuff, and everything comes back to me. What kind of watches that that looks beautiful? He's nigga, this box, this is beautiful. It's a beautiful watch. It's beautiful. Yes. Last time we were here, we were with T. I right, And the craziest thing that we just found out, you know,

tis manager pass Clay. Yes, so you know I wanted to shout out to Clant everyone to give a you know, a moment of silence. Yes, yes, yes, but Clay, um, it almost feels appropriate. You know, I agree TI as well. I apologize. I haven't reached out yet, you know what I mean, because I just know him and little Duval, you know, really good friends of mine. Yes, yes, they

were both managed by him. And it was like because I because when I even heard that he was in the hospital, it's like you said, like us taking care of our health. He looks like one of those guys that was just healthy. Just he had diabetes. Yeah, Clay, Yeah, Clay died diabetes and then he got a stroke. God.

But hope, I hope people don't get afendic. I don't know if that's I shouldn't say that, but me and Clay talk, you know, and because he does a Sunday at what we call the Comedy Act Theater and Atlanta, Georgia. And like I said to everybody here, from day one, I've always pushed out being good. And what they don't tell you in this country is when they say pre diabetic,

they never really tell you it's really processed foods. And then if you're drinking a lot of sodas, if you're drinking um, eating a lot of cheese, you're going to become a diabetic. And what the system does is if you don't take yourself seriously, you end up becoming a diabetic. And if you don't take keep work on it, you want to either get in a stroke or having problems with your health. And I want all of your everybody's listening and then to the show. I want one day

for you to meet your grandchildren. Really, you understand what I'm saying, because this journey of I swear to Gods is one of the most amazing things that um you can truly experience because we all winners, right, And this is kind of funny, you know, when you beat that all them thousand sperms to the egg to be born. Sounds crazy, right, but you're a winner, so you start out being a winner, you know, and people got to keep that mindset. You know, I'm a winner and that's

what people can understand. Do not take you being here for granted because you started out winning. Keep that same mindset. Fother t K kirkland t to the motherfucking k he got one question, Hold on, hold that, but let me just ask you be as you being your own manager, you being like it's always you who motivates you. Because like that, that's the thing about having you know, you know, because the one thing about having a team is so I don't wake up. I mean, I'm nothing if I

don't wake up. But if I don't feel like being great today, I always could depend on one of my friends to be like, yokay, we take a walk, Can we go outside? Can we go to the gym? Different from management, You're what I'm saying, saying, Oh, it's overall because he has to be his own motivation to wear those five miles, you know what I'm saying. Like, and you have to also after you get those five miles on the treadmill, take these phone calls. Yea, So it

is that because it has to be difficult. I just diff holding it down. Yes, it's hard, but we all need help. Yea. So how is it dealing with that? See? And again people always ask me, Tke, how do you do? And I say, it's in my DNA. But what I could honestly say, everything in my life prepare me to who I am. And I'm gonna say this. I used to be also ran track and told me my my career is phenomenal. And I was a great track star and m and I had a great coach and his

name was mister Wilbert Jones. Wilbert Jones. And let me spend to you what mister Wilbert Jones. And still then his athletes he used to always say to me, he said, Kirkland. That's why they called me in high school Kirkland. He said, yeah, not Terrence. He said. Anybody can run when they're not tired. Can you run when you're tired? Makes some masses, you understand. So thirty eight years, I've gotten tired, but I've had it's in my DNA. But I can run when I'm

not tired. And that's the difference. Y'all shout out to mister Woolle Jones. He's still doing the same Sunday Sunday Sunday, Come on a p let's go. But yes, he said, you're trying to get that three hundred huh. But you know, I don't know. I'm listening, uh huh or spar So, here's the thing and the people. I'm glad you have said. No, no, it's a great question. Here's a great question. And your Apprican,

right he same thing, guy, same thing, Haitian Apprican same thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's good. I see his bloodline is pride right, No, his bloodline is now they fraud. No, listen to me. Fraud Yeah, Nigerian scammer. Yeah you're Nigerian. No, not just six fact. Listen to me. These are the facts. We're gonna deal with the fact. But the thing about the card, you can do whatever you want to do with it. You want to fuck it off, you can suck it up.

You want to take fifty by proper you could, you could do that. The thing that Americans rest don't play is that you gotta pay that motherfucker on that date, on the month that Yeah, it was a monthly charge. It's not like other car. It's not like other card. And it's a six hundred dollars not more fee. Um, yeah,

to have it. The great thing about having these cards, ladies and gentlemen, is that when your kids are sixteen, you could put them on You have to give them the card, but you could put them on the card, build their credit and build their credit. But not with the corporation. But they also give you a personal card. So if you get the personal card with your SO security number, now your kids credit score goes up, so by the time they're twenty one years old, they have

good credit. The other thing that's important I teach people is with the life insurance, go get a go fund me insurance policy. A go fund me insurance policy, you only put forty dollars in that motherfucker a month for twenty years. Your grand baby or your son or daughter walks away with sixty thousand dollars cash, tax free. Now here's the cold part about go fund me, I mean whole life insurance. After your policy matures in three years, you become a bank. Now you don't really need an

Americans Press card. Now you can take a loan on your insurance for a million to three millions and pay your self back. The reason why the insurance companies can't teach us this the rest of the world because the government holds them hostess because the government wants you to put your money in their account to only get three percent interest. But in the whole life insurance policy you get forty percent on the dollar. And that's why people got to have a whole life insurance policy. It's a

cold hustle, y'all this shit like I teach this. Yeah, it's a cold hustle, but you really and and let me hustle in a bad way. I mean hustle. You read and know how. I'm not gonna say the white man. Just people fucking read and study how they do it because it's information is right in fuck in front of us that you can really change your life easy. Like everybody here watch the social media got an opinion? Do

you know? They gotta think called opinions for cash dot com? No, that you can send your opinion in and they pay you. They pay you for your opinions. This shit is fucking insane. You gotta oh you do you do? You do? You do? Y? Yeah? You get an opinion, they pay you for your fucking opinion. Can you believe they got this type of shit? They got this. They your check. You get fucking from two hundred eight hundred dollars. Amazon, gotta hustle that you got

a car. Listen to what I'm telling you. Amazon, you could turn your car into Trump. You go out four hours a day and by the end of the week they put you pay you four to five thousand dollars cash. Wow, this is cold, brothers. There's no reason to be a person should be motherfucker broke, especially nowadays. Man, it's cold out here, sir. All right, this this this, this is the last one. This is this is the second last, This is it thirty this is I'm getting political. I'm

so sorry. A lot of us didn't like Trump because of Trump's racial view. I'm listening, but I had no broke friends when Trump was in office. Body ain't looking out for none of my kniggs. Yes, stay right back to where they used Yes, yes, I went too far. No no, no, no, no, I'm with you. I'm just saying, listen, I am not a political person. I'm doing this from face value. What I'm saying that the most simplistic way I reviewed politics. Yes, right now, I don't care about

sleeping Joe. Yes, I don't like sleeping Joe. Kamala is fucking not not helping me out neither. I ain't seen. They ain't even outside to me. Yes, I'm not bigging Trump up? Okay? Or who was his who was his most president? Yeah, I don't even remember who Trump did. I don't even remember. Damn you had him killed? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, everybody Trump came in. Anybody that's just me about me? Where do you stand on politics? As far as these twenty twenty four is gonna happen, Trump is, Let me

put everybody up on game. Trump is one of the greatest manipulators of our time. Let me rockets. So the follow me where I'm going. I'm gonna shut the fuck up Donald Trump, who has great intentions. But one of the reason why I don't really fucked with Donald Trump because I'm a man of character, And if you are the president of the Nited States of America and you're still a liar, that bothers me because your character, what

the fuck nigga? You the fucking man. He's still lying, But he's brilliant because even when he was running, when he was president of United States, say he knew he wasn't shit. He strategically, he strategically put people in place because he knew it would come back. Everything he did but bite him less from the Supreme justice system. He put buffers around to the mail. Give me example. Now, see, let's explain to you how the election was rigged when

Donald Trump was office. See Donald Trump knew the election was rigged because it was rigged for him. Watch what I'm coming now out of nowhere. The pandemic comes now and the rest say the Russians. When I'm sure, let's say the Russians had a hand in it, because with the internet, you can do anything right. Everybody had it. You can't finish the story. Don't interrupt me. I'm talking. Hey, I'm having a conversation. Story. Okay, you distracted me. Let me stay focused. Let me stay So he knew was

rigged because he knew someone helped him. Let's just say the Russians. So now, when Donald Trump gets ready to run for re election, he says that it was rigged because people don't pay attention. I want you to really listen. I'm about to say he hired the guy who handles the mail postmaster to put locks on the mailbox because at that time was one of the most critical crisis of our life. The pandemic happened, so people was doing

mail in ballots instead of going to the poll. Let's say the Russia and say, hey, Trump, if they do the mail in ballots, it's nothing we could do because if it go, if they vote with the machines, we can manipulate that. But we can't manipulate mail in ballots. And that's why he kept saying. We never heard nobody say stop the fucking mailbox, lock the mailboxes up. Never heard of that. But if you pay attention for two and two together, he closed the mailboxes because he didn't

want mail in balance to become a high number. So when he lost, he already knew was rigged because he knew the Russians had something to do with him. But we have a world today that, um, we're so split down the middle that we have uneducated with to educate it. And if you ever read Downald Trump's book, he said that the Republicans are the most manipulated people at a Democrat. Yeah, you could say anything to them and they believe it.

And it goes again with social media. See, with social media, we have kids sitting at the table with grown people and the kids that they have been manipulated because the companies, the other countries, Japan and the people who are behind TikTok to people who on social media, see they think it's a game. See depression went up in America one thousand percent since two thousand and seven because of social media one thousand percent. People are talking about the pressing

to kill and killing ulf right. So we're just China with TikTok, right, And with TikTok and social media, if you go to other parts of the world, they're teaching their kids about being engineers and being doctors and programmers. If you ask anybody over the country, they want to be a doctor. If you ask anybody in America what they want to come a kid, a kid to say, I want to be influencer. Right. And as an age limit in most almost every country in the world, thirteen

is the age limit to be on social media. Because I read an article that Japan is not going to come attack us with guns and China, China, Yeah, they're not going to do that. What they're doing is they're hitting us with the computers. That's the that's the that's the war that we're having now because they have damage this country and it's going over people's insighted us. Yeah, everything,

And and you think about the government. You go anywhere in the world, nobody talks about race until you get to America because they keep us arguing with each other, black and white, who's the riches because they don't want they don't want you to understand what's really going on here.

We should be a team. Like even the Republicans and the Democrats so embarrassing to see them on the news, that the news, when they do the press conference every year, the debate, that the debate, when the president comes on each other, they start heckling each other like getting great one for the Republicans and the Republicans they sit down. I truly feel they should get rid of Republicans and Democrats because more parties. No no, get rid of all of it and have something that's one as a unit.

Can't do one no no, no, you have to be because that would become more social. Let me swain to you why though this, and that's why I say it's my opinion. You interrupted me again, it's my opinion. Now you ain't saying it's the opinion I said, I said my opinion. I said, it's my opinion. So what I'm saying to you the reason why you have one because

when you have that's why they have jury. If you get twelve people on the jury and one person sucks up, because it's hard to get twelve people to agree to anything. When you got them type of people, it's gonna be hard to agree to anything. In this world should be about taking care of the people. Everything that's happened to this world is not any like Aliens came down and did it. We've done it to ourselves, you understand. And we really need to look out because our mindset is wrong.

Will send Ukraine seventy eighty billion, but we got homeless people, we got and there's nothing against them. It's just that we need to do more for our people. We got the thing that happened in Mississippi. Any major tragedy, the all the money that we've given the countries, we can really fix our problem. But they just don't want to see people in America win for some reason. I don't I truly understand. And they're taking us on the brink

of World War three. Yeah, I shouldn't mean yeah, I really, I really understand, But listen, I could sit here and talk to y'all. All. Yeah, I said that to my friends earlier. I was like, listen, I'm gonna be honest. I gotta listen to the thing from you, Blad the T. K. Kirklin Podcast, shout out to Charlemagne, the God, Andrew the Ye. Everybody, listen, you gout. And I'd say this to Blad all the time. You guys are my David Letterman's, my Archenio Halls, my

UM shows. I couldn't get on in the nineties because the world has changed so much that these opportunities have given me a platform that the world can really see who I am in my Instagram shows it my shows they could sell out and to be seen all over the world because the shows like you and I take that last shot. You got one last shot. And I want to thank Drink Champs the staff, all you guys and Glad we're still alive and still doing things for your family. Let me just tell you something. I think

you've been around since then. At the beginning, you are Drink Camps alumni. Um, I'm glad we're able to give you and continue because the thing about it is we want to continue to support you. And um, we're glad. You know you you always come you know and come fuk with us, But we there's anything we could ever do to support you more. You're gonna continue to do it. We love the special that is about to drop out. We want to continue to do it. And this is

not your last time. Even when that special come out on July four, we want you to come back again. Yeah, We're gonna sit here, get you drunk over bro, and try to get you and and do whatever and give your flowers again, because that's what our culture is lacking. When I'm listening to drill music and I'm listening to what the young people are listening to, that's what they promoting.

They promoting death. You want to vote life. We want to promote fun, and we want legacy and legacy and and think about it, is I hating this game where a person has ten years and then people want to say that they washed up or whatever, like over here, when you ten twenty thirty years in this game, you are seasoned. You shouldn't be saluted. You should be respected.

You should be you know, flowers thrown your on your on your because I know how hard it is to wake up and just be relevant to a person on goddamn Twitter, let alone, let alone in life where most like yo, they want to come to your shows and come see you and come support. And the thing about it is we have to continue to support each other is moments you deserve every bit. Thank you. That question you said earlier about how I do it, man, that's

a great question, because I do. I do have those moments. You have to be your own hype man. I gotta be your own manager. So true that that is. You know what that reminder me of right now? I think it was Marlin that said that he got up and he would go in the mirror. Was it Marlin that said that whole he goes in the mirror and he tells himself and hypes himself up, And it wasn't It was in Yeah, that's too dramatic. Individual whatever they need,

whatever they got to do. If you don't have a team of people really working on your behalf, if it's just you, I don't I don't know what Marlin's team is like. But I'm just saying like, see, I can't imagine what it is on your own. So here's the thing and what he's saying that makes sense because most of the guys got a team. When I see DL on them, DL got a team management. When I see Mike Apps, they got agents. Yeah, it's just me. And all I could say is, Nigga, I'm a fly ass

motherfucker bigger. And what's crazy is I just want to pick that up more. I want to pick that up because you gotta realize if people would agents and people wouldn't management, if they don't want to come up from agents is calling. He has to call himself. I called myself. You gotta I gotta deal. He gotta FaceTime his own self, Like, nigga, you gotta get up when I get the deal, Get

the deal, dog. That's all I could say. And it's beautiful, like listen because before you get up on Jamie you and Jamie Fox because you said, um, I love that

about comedians. You know, when I seen that Dave Chappelle produced Earthquakes, yes, yes, yes, specially, I sat back and I was like, damn to me, we're gonna have earthquake on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, But to me, that was like I don't want to say Dave old him that, because That's not what I'm trying to say, but that was like that was something I wanted, Like that was

like I cain't homage. So when I had Jamie fox Is producing yours, I'm like, I'm not I don't know saying Jamie olds you because I don't even know y'all history. But what I'm saying is, to me, that is what's supposed to be happening in comedy, is that you the people that white people who look at it and people over there and you know this is that guy. Let

me tell you the strategy. Okay, when I snatched up my gaps, g R. Hugley Godfrey, Sadra Bullock, send the bullet to Yeah, all of them, Jesus the this is so cold head Anthony Michael Hall, John Lucas m sand bullet did put on poor Wriggins. Yeah. So here's the thing. Those guys I brought to my team because my style

of comedy was so raw. I needed them, Like how Jamie FOXX, the white people like Jamie, they was my buffers to get me sadd the strategy getting them all the way in because now when we get in, we can make the move because the move was really about the man who's sitting behind exactly, So we put everybody in position. Now I come now the stage that I'm in my life. Now do I want to be in

front of camera? I'll do baller blocking, But in actuality, I just want to I right, want to produce three movies that I know it's a blockbuster, and um that's pretty much it. I really, I'm not really a Hollywood kind of guy. Like I'm not. I'm not about Hollywood. I tell people that this entertainment world to me is I tell people I'm a businessman. Comedy is my side hustle. That's how I moved. I use comedy to put me in business. So I do a lot of things that

has made me truly successful. It'll blow people away if they understood what I was sitting on. But again, we're from the streets. Yes, we don't come from that road. Like people talk about their tax money. Now, we never heard our parents talk about taxes never. Never have you ever heard your mother father bring up their taxes. But they talk about that shit. That's that's real. Yeah, hear about with you seeing a sty guy always polds it up with the background right right right, Yeah, it don't

make no sense. So the rules have changed in this world, you know, hopefully men like us and your show like us a give um the young kids a blueprint and a manual um to go by and gentlemen listen again. I could I could stay here night because so obviously I'm saying some shit that when you know, when you get people's attention and everybody's listening, just look at you. Why you're what you're teaching right now is financial literacy, yes,

and a lot of people don't understand that. A lot of people, uh, we think that we have to work for every single thing. We don't want to understand that there's there's ways, loopoles to earn your leaders. And that's what you're breaking down. And I think that's the reason why everyone is sitting here just looking because because they like, they didn't expect that. They think you're supposed to be just all comedy all yeah, actually school and not yes, yes, yes,

and that that's how my stand up is too. Yeah, but but you know, yeah, but here's a little bit more more different. Not because we don't expect that here, yeah, we expect you know what I mean? Yes, and how you breaking it down and you're giving people the actual guidelines to go and get it. That's that's appreciated because I know there's fans that's there. It's going to listen to everything you said and follow it because I want to I want people to get I want you to

have money y'allah. Like yeah, you know you hear that sum and it always about money. I tell people you're shopping at the wrong place because it's about that mother bread. Uh, you know what I'm saying. When and when I lay with a woman, she see how soft my skin is. You know what I'm saying, What the fuck you doing? I tell a bit that's success. That ain't cash. Yeah, that's success. That's the fun. Listen, man, it ain't one thing about you. Man. You you do preach health, you

do preach taking care of yourself. And it's so dope. It's so dope. It's so dope to see that balance. Like you know what I mean, because um, you know, like Patricio Neil, like like you know, um, one of the things I connected with Patrico Neil was about health. I had just lost forty pounds. That was about three hundred and twenty pounds, and I shout out, yeah, yeah, so man, I can't. And I was speaking to him every day and that was something that he was on

right before. So when you hear you say that, it's like, damn, you know how many of more patricious O'Neills are out there that that needs to hear that same exact thing. And um, so I appreciate that, you know what I mean, because you know, they people see us here and they see us drinking and they think that we do this every day. We do this like once. It's a that's whatever it is, it's good, but we have something we have to balance. You have to balance. But it's important

for us to know. I mean, if it's a cross fit, you know, but it's important for you to speak that just now and to tell people listen, man, you can do. You can be on the road. You can go on the road with NWA, but still make sure you know, get your sleep, you go, let you get your rest and go get your check ups. And if you die, you're gonna die, but let not be let be fault. Yeah exactly, pet. You know what I'm saying, Like you want to take advantage of the shit off the chain.

I'm just in Hawaiian. I'm not. I'm just in the Hawaiian couple of days. I'm in Miami. I'm getting me go to motherfucking parents and Milan friends. God damn it, you gotta sun on us that much. No, I'm here. I'm either gonna tem It's always a pleasure. I've never seen you and not laugh. I've never seen you and I had a good time. I've never seen you and just not felt blessed and totally listen to me. And when I pulled up and saw you outside, I felt onest.

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