This episode goes downhill fast when Tamara just wants to do a relaxing face mask with her friend, but Rheannon is worried her face is melting. That is right we do face masks live on the pod, what could go wrong? Doesn’t help that Rheannon has no patience for directions... hear how that goes and other stories from our week that went downhill fast.
Feb 11, 2020•42 min•Season 3Ep. 23
This weeks episode goes downhill fast right from the start with Tamara beefing with Diego, who yes is a cat. Neither cat nor human wants to stand down, and things well go downhill fast. Tamara is shook to say the least. Rheannon tells a story that had her wearing sweats, flannel, and her deck boots leading Cinnamon to realize that her wife could be an extension of some of the reality tv shows she watches. She certainly dresses the part sometimes, appearing like the show becomes 3D. Tamara shares...
Feb 02, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 22
This weeks episode kicks off with Rheannon and Tamara questioning if downhill fast is the best slogan for a ski resort. We take turns sharing stories of trying to teach kids to ski and how we learned to ski as kids. Then Rheannon answers questions posed by PimpSmack and Tamara about all things ranging from can you box with your hair down to why if you enjoy sleep so much do we have to leave for road trips at 6:00 am. Then Tamara and Rheannon reflect on in the new year trying to get outside more ...
Jan 23, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 21
This weeks episode goes downhill fast with stories from the ski slope. Both PimpSmack and Cinnamon had some trouble with directions, which Rheannon denies being any part of. There is a little disagreement about how much pasta is too much pasta for John Wayne. Tamara shares a story about trying something fancy and it might have been too fancy for her. Then the smack talk starts immediately as Cinnamon and PimpSmack join the workout challenge, what could go wrong?
Jan 17, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Season 3Ep. 20
This week's episode is a little delayed due to the holidays. Episode kicks off with Tamara still trying to figure out the fasting rules, even though we are months into the challenge. Rheannon wants to explore high tech boxing workout equipment, and Tamara has a couple of questions and concerns. Rheannon is tricked into a sad movie, spoiler alert, she reviews Marriage Story. Tamara explains her take on Christmas shopping, while Rheannon seems to think it is ok to wear your Christmas present three...
Jan 07, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 19
This week's episode kicks off with Tamara and Rheannon catching up after the Thanksgiving break. The cats are stretching their legs and exploring outside, even if that means trying to get at the chickens. John is really trying hard to eat everything he can find and some things he really shouldn't eat. Rheannon has some thoughts after seeing Frozen 2 in the theater. Spoiler alert Tamara has some opinions even though she hasn't seen the movie, and it will defiantly go downhill fast.
Dec 18, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 18
This weeks episode kicks off with snacks at our new diner podcast set up. Tamara went to war with the kittens over creating a blockade to protect the pretzels, and is worried about the kittens plotting their great escape. Tamara shares the story of when her car had more car trouble , this time with smoke. Rheannon and Tamara once and for all settle the argument about terms for the water challenge.
Dec 06, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 17
This week’s episode we have the pleasure of hosting a very special guest Anal Stacy! Uphill Slow joins Tamara and Rheannon to answer questions and get to the bottom once and for all. There might be an entire tangent on nipple piercings. The good, the bad, and the things you maybe don’t think of unless you have had one. With a full podcast studio it goes downhill fast!
Nov 22, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Uphill Slow/ Downhill Fast Mashup ish... well without Tamara. There is a mishap with a minion onesie in a Haunted House, and let’s just say the haunted house went just as downhill fast as you might imagine. PimpSmack gets all of her massage questions answered by Rheannon. To be sure oh so many questions!! The tried and true questions like do I have to get naked and how much talking is ok. You know it is is a little downhill fast and a little uphill slow minus Tamara.
Nov 15, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 15
This weeks episode kicks off with Rheannon talking about how she went big this Halloween. She undertook a large project to try and make the perfect Halloween costume for her niece. Although it didn't go downhill fast it did maybe get away from her. Tamara shares what scares her, which maybe is driving with half her headlights burned out. That definitely could go downhill fast!
Nov 01, 2019•58 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Cinnamon and Pimpsmack are back at it with an episode of Uphill Slow. You will finally hear both sides of the infamous wedding night story. Was PimpSmack tripped or did she fall? You may or may not get the answer, you decide!
Oct 25, 2019•59 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Season 3 Ep 5, We are back from a week hiatus. This week catch up the last couple of weeks happenings and play the Best Friend Game. We talk getting excited for skiing even if Tamara is afraid of snow. Life is hard!
Oct 18, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 5
This week we welcome guest Harry J Riley to the Podcast!! We of course had to introduce him to the Anal RV Game, which we were happy to fill him in on this fun road trip game that never gets old!! We asked him about whether he thought his kid would whip his but which he was old, and he said his experience with a Murder Motel and $100 limit rule he has to implement because of it!
Sep 26, 2019•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 4
This week’s episode kicks off with some stories from the wedding. Rheannon tries to solve the riddle of was Tamara hit on. Married life includes switching sides of the bed, maybe, and hidden candy. All things considered, no animals were harmed during filming, there was some whimpering that went downhill fast!
Sep 20, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Here is another installment of Uphill Slow. This week’s episode brings Cinnamon and PimpSmack talking all the things! Thoughts on wedding and wedding dress and the big day. Stories from the week and heckling of Tamara and Rheannon.
Sep 12, 2019•1 hr 10 min
This episode kicks off season three!!! Tamara fails in her promise/plan (depends who you ask) on providing some cake. Promises were made and promises were broken (allegedly). This episodes includes, spiders, dog walks, and koolaide failures. This season has already gone downhill fast!
Sep 06, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 1
This week’s episode kicks off mid popsicle. Well Rheannon enjoys the last popsicle while Tamara just wishes she had a popsicle. This week has an update on all things pickle ball and the struggle is real!!
Sep 02, 2019•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 34
This week's episode goes downhill fast with the struggles of trying to eat healthy at a steak joint. Tamara did her best with varying levels of success. Rheannon went on a fishing adventure that involved the question being asked, "how dangerous would it be to keep fishing?". Tamara was locked out of the pool and forced to take drastic measures to get a towel. She maybe didn't have to use the shampoo she found left in the gym shower. We learn more about Tamara through her top emoji's.
Aug 24, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 32
This weeks episode goes downhill fast with a couple stories about childhood injuries, car wrecks, and John lies. We get an update from Anal Stacy about her killer Prius. Also Rheannon shares a story that will include a joke that doesn’t exactly land.
Aug 16, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 31
Season 2 Episode 30, oh adventures in Portland led to tater tots without the famous Aardvark sauce. Tamara was her normal self running late on Tam time causing event to take a turn and go downhill fast. Tamara brought a taste of Jerky, Will Rheannon guess the flavor or think it is dog food.
Aug 09, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 30
Cinnamon and Pimpsmack
Jul 26, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 30
Oh all the things can can go downhill fast do in this episode. A fly fishing trip happens with lots of fish seen, but none caught. Tamara shares an epic story from here teenage years of an encounter with a jelly fish and her friends wanting to pee on it. What first aid did she end up accepting from her friends? Finally we have stories of a cherry truffle pig and Consuelo has issues.
Jul 26, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 28
Season 2 Ep 27, this weeks episodes goes downhill and starts with a story, no a quest for In and Out. Tamara stumbles across an art Murder scene. Finally Tamara shares the trunk sandwiches story. Finally everyone is excited for fishing this weekend and predictions are made for who is going to catch fish, or won’t catch any fish.
Jul 19, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 27
This weeks episode brings us back after the 4th of July. Tamara can’t stand the pop filter, so she spends the episode trying to avoid all words with the letter “p”. Can she do it? Over the long weekend Tamara lived her best life with Stranger Things inspired ice cream boats. Rheannon’s 4th was rough with poor John Wayne and the fireworks.
Jul 12, 2019•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 26
This weeks episode has new mics. Which yes maybe took two hours to set up, but with the help of in house tech support was totally worth it. At the encouraging of PjmpSmack we have some ideas for wedding attire Rheannon is less than excited about. Then finally Tamara and Rheannon share stories of 4th of July that of course went downhill fast.
Jul 05, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 24
This weeks episode starts off with the story of the new jingle and how it came to be. Rheannon and Tamara discuss wedding attire of what Rheannon can or CAN"T wear to the wedding. Someone bought a TRUCK! and we are talking about it. We have an update on the first dance possible songs. Finally the episode has a little story about naked butts and shower shits that goes downhill fast.
Jun 28, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 22
Part two we hear from Rheannon on the marriage counseling for fun. Rheannon once again is hit on, and the pair tries to get to the bottom of why is this happening. The real important question is answer, whose job is it anyway with the laundry folding. Spoiler alert, there are a lot of opinions that will surely go downhill fast.
Jun 26, 2019•34 min•Season 2Ep. 22
Part one this week's downhill fast episode takes a turn with Tamara trying her hand at marriage counseling. With literally no experience with marriage counseling this will surly go downhill fast. Let's call it more of personality test. The episode includes a story about a sprained ankle, and to be fair this is not your average pinecone. You can be sure, the pinecone won, and someone might have gone down...hill fast.
Jun 22, 2019•33 min•Season 2Ep. 20
Uphill Slow adds another guest bringing the total hosts to five friends telling all kinds of stories. This includes some “myths” of Waterpolo according to PimpSmack, Gigalo, and Cinnamon. It also happens to have been PimpSmack’s birthday when we recorded. Did we sing? You will have to listen to find out.
Jun 13, 2019•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Season 2 Ep 19, Anal Stacy writes in with an RV update. We talk all things Portland and Voodoo Doughnuts, and then discuss whether or not we should go get some facials.
Jun 07, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 14