¶ Greetings from Thailand
Meow, meow what is going on everybody good morning from thailand even though for many of you who are watching this is probably very late very late later than what we normally do When we do a show. I'm still a little bit out of it. I didn't sleep too much last night. But I woke up.
to be here with you yes people i'm still here in thailand and i was supposed to do something with oz i'll explain that a little bit but i'm waiting to see if anybody's out waiting to see if anybody's watching and they are toasty buttered good Goodness is up in here. Good old Kiko. Kiko, Kiko, Kiko. Kiko's here. Mane the Conqueror is still conquering Mane. Uh, who is this? Rebuking B. Twilson is up in here. Hot Rod Todd is back here with his hot rod. Let me see. Where's Wallace?
still there yes i yeah as you can see i am still here in thailand i'm not at home doing this not in this kind of setting uh you know when i'm back at home i'm in the studio which i'm obviously not in right now but Everybody's coming in right now. Miss Coco Maro. Hey, Corey and everyone. She's talking to all of you out there. The Toasties and the Kickers. No tubers here today.
¶ Thailand's Beauty and Humidity
because it's not a gaming stream even though i might try to do that i still have to figure out how i have everything set up here i don't even know how i get this stuff working sometimes when i'm traveling so i've been in thailand since over a week I was here the Monday before last, and I just got back from an island called Kosomoye. If you're watching the White Lotus, then you know what that is, probably.
So, yeah, it's good here, man. It's very nice. You know what? Listen, it's beautiful. It is... amazing talking and meeting the people here of all types but especially the the Thai people but it is humid as park over here man Going out every day is like jump into a pool of sweat. Yours and everybody else's.
You're just drenched and sticky. See, I'm trying to be careful how I say this because my lovely host and dear friend, Doug, who's letting me stay at his condo right now, as you can see, is very nice. I gave you all a tour not too long ago. He's very sensitive. When you talk about his homeland. So Doug I'm not trying to talk trash about Thailand. But you know as well as I do. That it is. For any word that you can just think of. For being humid. Muggy. Sticky.
nasty it's man it's just this is one of the most humid places i have ever been to like if you step out to get the mail you got to come back in take a shower shit if you open the door And don't close it fast enough. You got to go take a shower. It is very humid over here, man. That's probably the worst I have to say about it. Other than that, it's awesome.
¶ Bangkok Solo Nightlife
I've been able to see a lot and I've been going out by myself. I ventured out by myself my second time here in Bangkok. So I'm starting to actually know this particular part of the city. Went on some adventures last night We'll have to save that for later I actually got lost
which for me is usually a good thing. I just ended up meeting some people and I don't know where the hell I was. Next thing I know, I was almost an hour. Doug doesn't know this. I was almost an hour outside of, well, an hour away. From where I'm staying right now. I don't even know how the hell I got back. I got a little. Surprise surprise. I got a little tipsy in the last name. Which is another way of saying drunk. But. Somebody said them lady boys won't leave you alone. Hey man you know.
I don't discriminate You like what you see It's a little bit something for everybody Hey listen There's enough of me to go around Even for you lady boys out there There's a lot of lady boys out here too They are not shy They are not shy. Boy, it's like trees of Adam's apples over here.
somebody said you're doing side quest yes i was i was we're gonna get into some stuff today here uh let me see you know what i actually have this set up to go ahead and talk to you and i see y'all trying to get to level two right here i didn't expect that we might have to wake these people up if you're not awake already i might
I'm going to be the dumb American in this condo building. I'm going to scream and shout if y'all get hyped today. It ain't going to stop me. But before we do that, let me welcome...
¶ Audience Engagement and Humor
The chat fam starting the OG chat and them side bitches over there. How y'all doing? What y'all doing to Martin here? What is this? Oh. Oh, that's from the Oscars. Martin talking about that old woman can still get it. I don't blame Martin. Martin's about the same age as she is anyway. Let me see here. We have, as I said, Miss Coco Monroe is here.
Ketati. Where's Wallace? Wallace, your ass is still here, man. How many times do I got to tell you? Toasty Buddy Goodness. Some names are already called out. Oh, shit. It's Beluga's world. We're just living in it. Luke the boss on them dirty sprites over here. Weird.
awkward places oh my god i miss you i miss you too that's why i'm here and that's why i'm here uh and i see y'all trying to get i don't know y'all just got a few seconds i i don't think y'all gonna get to level three today but the hey listen it's much appreciated you know when i'm away the sub count goes down we you know anytime that's the name of the game here man be sure be nice if y'all did get to level three but anyway anyway it's not bad
Man, y'all still putting up this old picture? I remember this. There's a picture of an old slave woman. And let me see here. And she looked just like Martin. Y'all, don't, listen, I know we make fun of Martin a lot, but y'all can't tell me that I don't look like Martin right there wearing a dress and a bonnet. And mad about it too. Who put this shit on me? Oh, my God. Who did Cokie? Of course. Billy 17. Oh.
Cokie, even when we're not streaming, Cokie don't stop. Cokie, you have a problem. Great-grandma Thomas right there. Wouldn't that be fun if it's like cartoons like all of Martin's parents and grandparents and everyone look like him? Like if you've seen Gwynny, his daughter, she looks just like him. Like if you, if you, if you put a, whoa, you see that right there?
If you drew a beard or a mustache on her, she'd look just like her daddy. Put a fedora on her, look just like her daddy. Let's just say that, you know what? The hell with it. Let's say that this is Martin's great-grandma right here. great-grandma thomas that's where mark got that face uh so let me uh somebody said oh that would be good yeah man
You know how in cartoons, you got a cartoon character and every one of his relatives looks like them, he or she? That's Martin. Martin's aunts, uncles. It's like the clumps. the thomases hey y'all look like martin um she invented popeyes oh no she didn't hell if she invented popeyes we wouldn't see martin today uh so
¶ Oz Is Out: Solo Stream
This is what happened. I was supposed to do something with Oz. But Oz is... He has a headache. And he can't be here today. Unfortunately. Or tonight. You know, it's still morning for me, as you can see. So I thought, well, I could go back to sleep and, you know, just use that as an excuse to be lazy. Or let's quit fooling ourselves. You know I miss you so much.
you know i miss the toasties out there you know i miss talking to y'all y'all know i miss coming here streaming so yeah i got my ass up and i did something anyway uh some stuff to talk about or one particular thing i want to talk about uh anyway with you so i decided to come over here and do it and i want to share my trip with you it has been such a fun trip i pulled up my instagram because i've been very very i've been busy on the gram right now
¶ Meeting Diverse Bangkok Locals
When I go traveling, I like to put the pictures up. I try not to be that obnoxious tourist who's just always walking around with a camera in my hand and looking like shitty influencers. God damn it, I keep hitting this shelf right there. Keep... You know, going around like those annoying influences, you know, going to places where you're not supposed to go. And always, you know, I always got that pose. Which I actually did yesterday when I posted one picture. But...
Let me see it's been it's been so much fun. Oh You can hear something man. They what I love about being over here is that first of all you meet Okay, let me Let me take it off this page here. My stories keep wanting to pop up. But man, you meet so many interesting people from all over the world here. Like Bangkok is like this hub for so many cultures and so many people from around the world showing up. And I've met so many, so many, so many people who were just.
they love to come here man they're in a good mood when you come to thailand not just bangkok when you come to thailand people just ready to party people people they get here drunk and they even had to have a sip of alcohol yeah people just come here drunk off the thought of drinking and partying and having a good time and so you meet all these people who are just in a good mood and they just you know they they are ready to just party with anybody uh i've only i only met one person
who got a little crazy with me i'll tell y'all about that a little bit but let me show y'all this here man so like let me see here oh keeps wanting to Keeps one of the... Man, how do I keep this from... Oh, I see. I see. I see what I got to do. Pause it right there. So, let me raise a...
¶ Food, Shots, and Karen's Return
Sound up right here. Man, the food here is amazing. First of all, can I have your permission? You know, I don't want to be that guy who sits back. Oh, let me tell you what's happening here today. First of all, I don't have a...
a scroll here so i forgot to do this but i'm here to tell you about my trip i'm here to hang out with y'all and i'm also here to talk about one story man you know it's happening again you know politics making people just shitty people making people just just bringing out the hate
And the racism and the ugliness in people. And there's one story. Y'all might have heard about it. Do y'all know what I'm talking about? I'm going to look at the chat. There's one story where somebody. It's been a long time. So I've talked about a nice. old-fashioned karen story i'm gonna mention this again because karen's now today i've seen karens of all types i saw a a black man karen
Pulling that shit. You're walking out the house when he saw somebody. Where you from? You belong around here? What you doing in this neighborhood? Anybody can be a Karen now. But we're going back to the original Karen. You know that... that that bitchy blonde woman who just mad at everything came out on business gotta take shit out on other people
We're gonna talk. Yeah, the Karen has returned. Return Karen. One second. Return of the Karen. One second. Return of Karen. Oh, my God. Here we go. Yeah, man. Karen is back. because you know who got these people riled up there's one story that got my attention and I want somebody to send Martin to stop. Martin ain't even got anything to do with what we're doing right now. And we still can't stop messing with him. But yeah, man. We'll talk about that.
¶ Travel Broadens the Mind
The bitch is back But I want to share my trip with you Can I share my trip with you? I don't want to be one of those people When you come to my house I'm going to make you look at all my travel photos and videos and whatnot. I just want to share some of the things that I did here. Some of the fun stuff that I got into. Because I really want to inspire people to travel, man.
I really want to inspire people to see the world. If you have never been... I'll tell you, I talked to this one woman. She's so small town. And got such a small town mind. I told her, and I think I told y'all this already. I said, I'm going to Bangkok. And she says, is that like another country? I said, you ain't never heard of Bangkok, Thailand? I thought she was joking. She's like, you know, when they get that...
When they get that look in their face like, I'm not fucking around, no. She's like, no. No, I haven't. I understand how you could be 40-something years old and you ain't never heard of Bangkok. I mean, they make songs about Bangkok. Bangkok is legendary. Bangkok has one of the biggest reputations for being the place to go to in the world. I don't want that to be you.
If you've never left your town, you've never left your state, shit, if you've never left the country, let me be an inspiration to you, man. Traveling just broadens your mind, man.
Like I said, this is so interesting So here's one of the things that I wanted to show you right here The food is amazing And This is one restaurant I went to where The only thing more amazing than the food Was the owner of the restaurant that's a guy named apollo he's uh he owns this place called the captain sum sumai uh that's where i went kosumai so that restaurant went right there man i just met that dude
But we talked to him. He talked to us a long time about how he got the business, what we should eat. And then while we're eating, dude just brings tequila shots. And like several times.
I don't know if, you know, at first I thought maybe the food is shitty and he's just trying to get you drunk. No, the food was amazing. I had this snapper that was so delicious. But while you eating, this guy, his name, did I tell you his name? His name is Apollo. He's a Greek guy. And he just comes out and just keeps bringing out shots of tequila.
Why are you eating? And if you want to look, anybody who likes tequila and wants to do shots is the person after my own heart right here. Somebody's trying to roofing me. I try to make that food taste better.
¶ Heartfelt Thai Live Music
But also, man, here's something else I love about Thai people. You know, they're Asian. Let's stereotype a little bit. Asian people love the same. you know we talk about they love to sing karaoke you know they love to sing period and so many bands over here uh cover bands where these guys they just love you know pop music rock music
And I posted one video of a guy singing. I forgot what he was saying. He was Billy Idol or something. I forgot what it was. And they don't care about that accent. You know, you get some people who try to. you know they they have an accent but they try to hide it when they're singing they don't give a fuck over here they are so proud that they they keep that accent with their singing and it's and it i don't know what it is it makes the it makes the music more adorable
It makes the music better for some reason. You just appreciate that these people just don't care. Like this dude right here. Normally what you see is karaoke somewhere else. These are actual, the main attraction over here. Look at this dude. Oh shit, sorry, sorry. put on a black screen hold on let me let me get let me put that back for you Pensa que sejas do forno
You know, somebody said it doesn't suck. No, it feels like it's from the heart. That man is... You feel the emotion. That's the biggest difference between something like playing karaoke or someone who does suck. You see, that man was... He wasn't going out there trying to do some kind of fake stage presence. No, he let his heart speak for itself.
¶ Unique Animal Encounters
somebody say I can see Corey building a studio in Thailand and maybe stream there for a month I would love to man oh man I would love to I really love it here I do besides the humidity I mean you know keep your ass inside or just be prepared to go out and you know get soaking wet but uh let me see man uh there's so many things to there's so many so many
places to go and see things that you that you never thought you would do or never thought was there like last time when i was here i went to the elephant sanctuary now you know going someplace like a zoo or something to see an elephant is cool but to get into the water and bathe them you know that that's that's only an experience you can get here uh and then i told y'all they have pig island where it's just the the pigs just they run the island man that's their government
That's their sovereign nation. When you're there, you're in their world. And I swear, I don't know, man. It might make people more like animal activists. If you could see how a pig behaves. I saw this little piglet. And that little piglet was the most adorable thing. Y'all, look, watch this, y'all. Now, if you saw my stream.
That I did while I was on Pig Island. And you probably know what I'm talking about. You went to my Instagram. But if you haven't seen this yet, watch this. Look at this. Look how adorable this pig is. hey buddy hey what's going on oh look at that oh my god is that not the the cutest thing you've ever seen they're like dogs that pig
I was talking to the pig and the pig is so used to people that the pig just laid over and said, pet my belly. They love to be pet on their stomachs. Like he said, she, whatever, said right back. So I can rub the belly. Look at that. One happy pig. Hey. Yeah, get under that piggy armpit. She's enjoying it. You see that?
You see how she's so content? She's so happy? Like a pig and shit. Yeah, man. You know, there's another reason why I say... go out there and experience things man because we take things for granted like we don't we don't think pigs are a lot of animals for that reason have any emotions they don't feel anything i mean you look at something like this
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I didn't know that they were that fucking cute. Jesus Christ. I didn't even know that they would do that. Yeah, man. I've had a lot of great experiences over here. Can I tell y'all something, though?
¶ Irish Travelers Around the World
Since I'm in a place where there's so many international people, I can say this with confidence. I used to say that everywhere you go, there are Mexicans.
um mexican mexican adjacent type people nah man i gotta get that title up to the irish the irish are everywhere and i got nothing but nice things to say about irish people except for maybe one guy that i'll tell you about a little bit and even even that guy i'm not mad at you but uh man the irish are like the cockroaches of cool people they're everywhere
and you ain't gonna get rid of them like i thought austin had an unusual irish population man over here i keep running into one irish person or irish couple after another there's a couple that i met and i might end up going to uh dublin to see them and you know why not uh one of my editors uh and you know i call my friend james james i'm i'm in sam i'm gonna go see him so now i got a lot of reasons to go over and and hang out in dublin but uh yeah there's a couple that
We found and hung out with them for a couple of days. And by the end of my last night, was it my last night? No, it was my next to last night, Kosomoy. I hung out with these It was a couple named Brian and Helen Brian and Helen, I don't think you're watching this But we had a great time with them Again, I don't want to stereotype But
The Irish got their reputation for drinking for a reason. I'm going to tell you all that, man. Brian tried to, and Helen, they tried to act so cool and against the stereotype. You were talking about... You know, I'm not going to, yeah, I'm going to do a shitty Irish accent. We only drink at home. We only drink at home. You know, they only talk about, we don't, yeah, we don't drink that much. We don't go out. We drink socially.
If that's the case, y'all were very fucking social before y'all left. So that night that I got drunk with them, Helen was the responsible one, as a wife always is, looking after her husband. But Brian, man, Brian was, by the end of the night, Brian was like, oh, you're my brother. You're my brother. You know, he's kissing on me and hugging. And they were telling me, yeah, man, we got a room for you over in.
Over in Ireland whenever you want to come. And then I left to get a drink for them. They got those pools where you jump in and they got the bar in the pool. So I jumped into the pool because I was drunk. In fact, I jumped in and my boxers are my underwear because I didn't have any swimming trunks and no one gave a shit. And I swam over there to the bar.
And I hear next to me, I, you know, because that's what Irish people do. I hear, I, and it's another group of Irish people. And what, yeah, surprise, surprise, Dragan. Dragan the ass off. And the girl. She offers me, you see a theme here, offers me tequila shot. And it was another couple and their friend. And I said, man, you know.
You guys need to meet this other Irish couple that I'm with, man. We found another Irish couple that was with them. I said, y'all need to come. Let's just make it a big Irish shabang. They were like, okay, so I went to go get my other Irish friends and they were gone. It turns out they were just, because it took so long for me to get drinks and it was the end of the night and they were closing the place. So they left.
These Irish people said, well, hey, you know, just transfer from those Irish to us. Let's hang out. And they were so cool, man. They were so, you know, instant closeness. I had to change my clothes. The girl even like, she even covered me. Well, I got naked and changed. Nothing sexual. She was like a sister or a mom. She held a towel over me and turned away while my dick was hanging out and let me change my clothes to hide it from people over there.
And so we just went from bar to bar to bar. I don't even know how.
¶ Racism Disrupts Thai Night
survive man just drinking drinking drinking one after another and man everything was jolly everything was every everything was joy everything was bliss everything was happy and then somehow the guy of the couple he stopped and he's like oh i don't know a lot of israelis around here i was like oh shit i was like it i said is there is is there something
You want to tell me about Israelis? Oh, what are you, you're pro-Israel? And I was like, oh, shit, man. I was like, no, I just, everything just was, we were happy, and all of a sudden, you just... Got irritated by these Israelis around us. But the girl came in. She told him to settle down. And we all, again, went back to drinking. back to bar hopping we went to this club and oh man they treated me so nice like we were all like arm in arm
We were all, you know, swaying back and forth to the music. I'll even share the club that we were in. Did I post the club? Oh. I guess it hasn't shown that yet. But I was going to share the club that we were in. It was a nightclub where a lot of people from all around the world were in there. I was buying drinks. They were buying drinks.
It couldn't be better, man. I thought, man, I made some more Irish friends. I got another reason to head over there. Boy, when I get over to Ireland, I'm just going to know the whole country. I'm just going to know the whole city of Dublin.
everything is fine and then the dude disappears and i'm talking to his girl and then she's like okay uh i think i need to go find him because he's been gone a long time so she leaves the third guy that was with us he had left a long time ago he's like y'all are crazy even for irish person i don't know how y'all doing this um and so i'm i'm there and i just by myself just looking around
And so I'm thinking, well, maybe they left too. So I make my way out the door. And right as I get at the door, this dude is yelling at some guy. Looks like it's about to get physical. A couple of guys, I guess that they were bodyguards. Not bodyguards, but they were door guys. They picked this dude up. And you see how they do in movies where they toss people out. They tossed his Irish ass out the bar.
and another guy too they threw him out and outside they were still trying to get into it him and this other guy and uh they finally broke it up and i even went over there i was like hey man what's what's going on we were having such a good time what happened and All of a sudden this dude that we were such good friends with earlier, he turns and looks at me and he says, oh, so what? You're going to call the cops now? I'm like, why the fuck?
I said, who do I know around here? I'm new here just like anybody else. I don't even know how to call the cops around here. What are you talking about? Oh, so. You saw me just get kicked out and you're not going to call the cops after what you just saw? You're not going to call the cops on me? Really? So I can just trust you? I can just believe you? I was like, holy shit, this girl is just kind of like...
Hey, hey, hey, man. Hey, hey, stop. And he's like, no, no, this guy. And I was like, all right. I was like, you know what? Good night, y'all. Thank you so much, man.
¶ Political Tensions Ruin Fun
fuck you dude and i just left and uh walked around because i didn't know where the fuck i was uh until i just stumbled home yeah shit just turned man all of a sudden like this and sure enough it was over some Palestine Israel thing that happened that I had that I personally had nothing to do with yeah I don't yeah I don't know what I don't know I don't know what happened but yeah the dude just turned man and it happens you know
you know these you never know where the night's gonna take you you never know what the night's gonna turn somebody into uh wishy was a man and that made me sad because they were they were very cool people man i felt like that that not happened I would have got their information. I would have got their contact. And we would have been friends too. Although I don't want to be friends with somebody that's ready to beat my ass over nothing. Or turn around and beat his ass.
i don't know i was no back in the day i would have started a fight with him too but you know i just like this this is this is ridiculous man no bad i mean this i ain't mad at the guy you know these things happen you get full of alcohol i've been there Other people have been there. I'm not even judging the guy. I just thought it was sad because we were such good friends. And now I'm probably never going to see him again because I don't even remember their names at this point.
Yeah. Yes, they did. If they had people. Let me see here. Somebody said they toss his ass out like this. Let me see. Yeah. This shit right here. Seriously if they had been glass Yes people if they had been glass it would look just like that shit except that it went faster you know they you see how they they're carrying axel foley out right here
No, people, it took less time. They picked his ass up and the door was open and they threw his ass right out. And it must have hurt because this dude, he wasn't even, at this point, he wasn't even wearing a shirt. So it was a sight to see. I'll tell you that. I mean, it was exciting. It was a nice story to tell. It was a fun story to tell. But yeah, it's just sad, man. It's just sad because everybody, everybody, everybody was cool.
everybody was nice and that dude was nice but you know like i said man it was like four in the morning you never know what the fuck's happening with people man um yeah last night i i wanted the city uh
¶ Exploring Bangkok's Food Scene
ended up talking to some girl from switzerland for a while let me show you where i was because you know me man i go anywhere i make friends anywhere you know everywhere i go um there's a rooftop bar here man It's called, oh shit, I don't know. Let me see. Let me see. I'll tell you what it's called because if you come here, you need to visit this. Let me see. What is it called here?
So this place is called Octave and has one of the best views in all of Bangkok. You want to see the whole city. Let me see. Oh, my man singing again. Oh You know, that's like, I felt like I was in an anime or something. You get to see like over the horizon. It's almost scary how tall this place is. It's like a rooftop bar.
Big hangout and tourist attraction for people It's one of those places you go to Look, Thailand is cheap But they ain't stupid They know when you are you know when there's a lot of tourists in one area so they jack the prices up so the the cocktail prices up there probably slightly less slightly like a dollar to uh what you pay for in uh in america you know at least some of the most
urban or mainstream cities but you know that's why if you want to now if you want to party you want to party a tourist area you gotta have some money uh but a lot of times if you want to eat drink For cheap There's all kind of smaller places that you go to And I told y'all Now if you want to find the best food Don't go where you see A bunch of white people Don't go where you see a bunch of black people
Which is not going to be the case. You're going to see little spots of black. But don't go where you see obvious tourists, of course. Go where you see a bunch of Thai people sitting around talking that Thai shit. You know, if you can't speak English, be ready to go over there and point, because that's going to be the best food that you're going to get. And street, street food. Street food is the most authentic over here. It's delicious.
¶ Doug's Fast Food Obsession
And like I said, it's very authentic. That's what you do. I'm hanging out with Doug. Doug, I love you. Doug, I got to make fun of you, Doug. I got to roast you a little bit. God damn it. Hanging out with Doug. You can't do that with Doug. Doug wants to go and eat. So we're in Bangkok. We're halfway around the world. Doug loves to go eat Burger King.
mcdonald's dairy queen pizza doug eats like he's a nine-year-old you know and i i want to try the food over here because we were going out to eat and doug is like hey let's go get a burger man i like burger i know i'm thinking we're gonna get like a I'm thinking we're going to get like a nice Thai burger, Thai style burger. And we start walking, this ass walking me into Burger King. I'm like, yo, are you at your fucking mind? I ain't going to Burger King.
I didn't come over here to get something I can, not only what I can get in America, but what is considered to be kind of shitty food in America. I didn't come over here for that. I didn't get McDonald's anywhere. And they believe me, they love their McDonald's over here. They love their McDonald's. I said this on the stream the other day. They love their kings, their queens, and their clowns. I'm talking about Burger King, Dairy Queen, and McDonald's.
And of course, they love that colonel. They love fried chicken over here. And Doug swears that Burger King is better over here than it is over in America. No, it ain't his fucking Burger King. It's going to be Burger King anywhere you go. Ain't going to do nothing special to it. That same old great F beef. Ain't nothing better about Burger King over here. That's in your mind, Doug. That's that Thai pride.
somebody said Doug says oh Burger King is a succulent meal I ain't come over here eating no fucking food that I can get down the street at home yeah we went to go eat someplace in Kosovo. We're on an island. I want to try the fish. I want to try the authentic Thai food. We went to a restaurant and I made the mistake of telling him, hey, Doug, you know, this is stupid. Doug, I'll let you pick where you want to go.
We went and looked and Doug was looking at restaurants. Hmm. No. Hmm. No. Hmm. No. We went to another place. Ah. I see what I want. I was like, oh, and I thought he picked a nice restaurant. I said, what are you looking at? Ah, chicken fingers. I was like, oh, you got to be at your fuck. It's like I grabbed the menu with nothing but bar food for tourists.
It was tourist food. It was chicken wings, chicken fingers, burgers, french fries, onion rings. I took that menu and slapped Doug upside his head. Doug, you don't get the fuck out here. Pizza.
¶ Doug's Faithful Girlfriend Remarks
Somebody said Doug 12. His tongue is. His taste buds are 12. Doug told me to make fun of him. Doug is a wonderful, wonderful person, man. Doug is one of the nicest and most kind-hearted people I've ever met. Doug is so nice and Doug is so eager to hang and just loves having you as a friend.
He made a whole itinerary for me. And it made me feel special. Corey's trip to Thailand. He had a whole list of things for us to do. So Doug likes me to make fun of him. And half the shit I'm saying is actually true. But Doug is a... Doug is fun. I can't wait to tell Martin about Doug because Doug is a handsome guy. You know, Doug is a little geeky, a little nerdy, a little weird, but he's a handsome guy. You got a girlfriend.
but uh he's one of those guys he he's doug told me to say this i'm gonna say i don't think you know doug didn't start dating until he was 35 something like that so everywhere we go You know, Doug don't like the party scenes. Doug doesn't like it. He doesn't drink. He doesn't like, you know, big crowds. Like that rooftop bar I was at, he wouldn't have liked it at the time I went, even though he's the first one to take me there.
But he's one of those people, I always got to tell you he's got a girlfriend when nobody fucking asked. Whenever we're hanging out, he's always talking about, yes, I, you know. What does he say? I don't want to see if I can put this the right way. Because we're talking about going to... Oh, that's right. When we met the Irish people, they convinced him to come hang out at a bar, come watch a rugby game. And he says...
You know what, I'll be there. But I wish my girlfriend was there. I'd hug her tight and hold her very close to me. Because I'm very faithful. And people like, nobody fucking asked. You know, shit like that makes us think you're not faithful.
you know if you gotta announce it doug be talking about i'm very faithful like like hoes be throwing themselves at him everywhere we go like doug just walking down the street just gotta fight him off be like doug we i told you you ain't gotta tell people that shit all the time It makes people think you up to something when you say that. Yes, because I'm very faithful. Nobody fucking ask. Everybody in the room is kind of like, okay, sure.
But his girlfriend is lovely. His girlfriend is adorable. But like when we're hanging out, he always has to get on the phone. Hey, babe. Hey, how you doing, babe? Just wanted to let you know I'm okay. I'm not doing it. You can even hear on the phone. I don't give a fuck, Doug. Go have fun. Hang up the phone. Shit. Yeah, that shit. Oh, you know, when you look at other women getting a hard on. Oh, yeah, I love my wife so much. Stop. Stop. No, Doug is cool, man.
He's all right. Doug's all right with me. Seriously, I joke with Doug and I roast Doug, but Doug, he tells me to do that. But Doug is, again, I've had such a great time with him, man. Him and I have... We've done things like we just... Shit, Doug and I may end up dating by the time it's done. We've had romantic walks on the beach, sat back and watched sunsets together. You know, we...
sat at a table and watched the waves together. I'm just kind of like, damn, this is shit that I do when I take people out on a date. But no, he's very nice. He's very nice. Anyway.
¶ Karen Returns: Political Hate
I want to get into one of the things that I want to talk about here. The big thing that I want to talk about here. Let me see. Let me go ahead. And find this. So I told y'all this at the beginning. Of the stream. I said I was going to repeat this.
You know, it's been a long time since we had a nice, old-fashioned Karen story. Now, like I said, I ain't talking about any kind of, you know... regular karen that we hear about all the time these days because anybody can be a karen shit i can be a karen you can be a karen karens they come in all shapes sizes and flavors now i saw a i told you i saw a black man karen
Walking up on somebody, talking about, what you do in this neighborhood? You don't belong here. You know, pulling that Karen shit. So Karen's coming all types now. That's how much Karen, the Karen has evolved. But we're going to talk about... that OG Karen. The Karen that's the one, we're going to go back to her original form. I'm talking about, y'all know what I'm talking about. Again, I hate to, I don't want to overgeneralize, but I'm talking about that.
That blonde woman Karen Middle aged Came out on business Unhappy with life Always got to be in somebody else's business Just a shitty person I read a story while I was over here in Thailand. I was like, oh, here we go. Here we go. I should have known that this... I'll just say it. Our president has resurrected the original Karen. So...
You know, I'm still seeing things in America that are crazy. People acting predictably shitty because of the political climate that we're in. And that brings us to. Our original Karen right here. Stephanie Lovins. Who has the most ironic name ever. Because for somebody named Lovins. She sure has a lot of hate in her heart.
So it seems. So, you know, we're talking about, yeah, a little bit of politics right now, which is very depressing. We're talking about shitty people, which is very depressing. You know, and it would seem like this is... Another example of how today's political climate is just bringing the worst out in people. Which I'm going to talk about with this woman right here. You know, emboldening people.
You know what I'm saying? You remember last time we went down this road? It was just emboldening people and making them proud to be hateful, to be mean, to bully people, to just be overall a shitty person. it would seem like this one these uh depressing stories that we're talking about again but i want to bring this up because you know particularly with this story right here but a lot of times we get these stories i do get hope
Because it shows that we still have people who are willing to stand up for the right thing. So let's talk about this right here.
¶ Stephanie Lovins' Racist Tip
not so lovin's right here she's a former realtor emphasis on the former and here's where we get into the story and this story has got some layers to it because There's some things in here that I see that I'm just, the contradictions alone with these stories amaze me. But she was eating in a Mexican food restaurant.
I think it was called Casuelas. I don't remember that because I ate at a place called Las Casuelas myself in Austin, Texas. And you could probably see where this is going. You know, blonde woman. political climate that we're in mexican food mexicans are not too far behind you could probably see where this is going but i think at the restaurant there was some dispute that happened with the coupon so
Instead of leaving a tip, she decided to show her ass and leave this comment right here. And as I said, you saw this. coming you knew this was going uh in the tip line do you see that right there can you read that it says uh use zero you suck And so the total remains the same. And then you go down there with where the signature is supposed to be. And she says, I hope Trump deports you. So, first of all.
I love the contradictions with these MAGA morons over here. These MAGA dipshits. They're so happy to be freed. By their cult leader daddy to be these these hateful people, you know, proud, like I said. You know, they've been inspired to just be hateful, racist, mean spirited. people and they they you know they're so happy to be that that they don't even see the irony or the ignorance and the assumptions that they're making for example
Let me see here. Oh, let me bring up some pictures here. Oh, no, I should have brought these up before. Give me a second here. Let me see what we got here. Oh, folks. Hold on. Bring some stuff up. So. First of all. Though the waiter that she said. With her words right here. That she says, I hope Trump deports you. That guy is a U.S. citizen who is disabled and has two jobs. You know, one of those.
hard-working Americans that certain people love to use that as an example. You know, one of those people that has pulled themselves up by the bootstraps. You know, one of those... fine americans who works hard every day for themselves and doesn't really ask for anything this man got two jobs and she talking about i hope they deport you back to mexico all she saw was brown and just assumed that he didn't belong here
In a Mexican food restaurant, by the way. And it's funny because they always talk about that. Except today when you're a little too brown, too ethnic. That don't mean shit. you work hard you belong here no you don't take your ass back to mexico just because you look like you should go back uh but two
¶ Loving Culture, Hating People
You decided to hate on Mexicans while eating Mexican food in a Mexican restaurant. How fucking stupid can you be? You know, that's the funny thing about it. I always found it funny that. that that that people like this person right here you know they they they they love mexican culture you know they They love the tacos. They love the burritos. Love those margaritas. Especially white women. White women love margaritas, man. You know, and they...
They drank it by the gallon. Got those big ass margarita glasses. A lot of times these days you even see them with a Mexican beer ass in sticking out of it. We all. I feel kind of bad. I think we all kind of stole Cinco de Mayo from the Mexicans. We all party hard. Harder. We party harder than Mexicans do for Cinco de Mayo. But... Shit, these MAGA type people, they love Cinco de Mayo. They love putting them sombreros on and drinking margaritas. You know, they love...
Mexican culture. They love Mexican food. They love Mexican holidays. They love traveling to Mexico itself. They love going to Mexican resorts. They want everything Mexican except the Mexican. There's always that. That is always. That's always baffled me. And I'm going to tell you something. You're talking about. Deport these people.
And most of these people that you are hatefully talking about deporting, you better watch what you say. You know, going there talking about speak English while you're here or get the hell out of my country. All this Mexican food that you love. I challenge anybody to go to a Mexican food restaurant where they don't speak a word of English and tell me that that's not the best fucking Mexican food you ever had.
Yet you want to get rid of the source. I've never understood this whole love of everything Mexican, but I want it without the Mexican. The person who's responsible for it. The person who's making it. All them delicious margaritas you're drinking. You want to remove the Mexican out of that. So now all y'all want is what? Taco Bell and Gatorade? Get the fuck out of here with that. I've never understood that. That contradiction, that irony that goes on with that.
¶ Karen Faces Consequences
But here's what is really inspiring about this story. And this is why, you know, when these terrible things happen, when you see people being just... Again, just having pride in being mean. And we really do see a culture of meanness going on. That's what just that's what breaks my heart about things. People just they relish.
in the misery of others. They relish digging into that misery. They relish just hitting down, punching down, kicking down. They relish in being bullies. And again, we know where... this is kind of being inspired from but whenever you see that you always get an example of people more so who want to do the right thing
and they want they don't want to have anything to do with that they they want to hold people even accountable for it and that's what happened to dumb ass over here so she was a realtor as i told you for century 21 century 21 said not no more century 21 put out a statement this is from the inquisitor but after that backlash she got
Century 21, old Mr. 21 came up and said, thank you for bringing this to our attention. The Century 21 brand does not condone acts of discrimination and is taking this situation seriously. We have looked into it and the agent in question is no longer associated with the brand. Now she tried to pull that shit of somebody stole my card. Somebody was pretending to be me and wrote those mean things.
Century 21 went to the restaurant and had them look up video. I think that's what happened. I think they went there and had them look up video of the restaurant and said, bitch, is that you? It turns out, you know, she was there. It was her. She was lying. Did not want to take accountability. So Century 21 said, don't worry about it. We will. You're gone. You're fired. Now, same old story.
And again, just going back to kind of classic Karen too. Now she wants to be a better person. Now she's sorry. Now she, you know, she she she wants to take accountability. No, you want your money that you lost. You got to go fund me now. Stephanie's path to accountability, reformation and second chances. You know, fuck out of here with that. All right. I do believe in forgiveness. I do believe that people can change. I do believe, you know, in people having a second chance.
But you can't be doing that shit the next day. You have to prove that you have a desire to reform. You have to... You have to prove that you have earned that forgiveness. When people give you a second chance, you have to actually show them. That you are on that path to redemption You can't just put up a GoFundMe and say Oh shit I need some money No I'm trying to change Give me $50 No hell it don't work like that That shit don't work like that Alright
You know, she already got $1,000 right there. Good for you. But there's a grace period where we need to believe that you are sincerely sorry. You know, I... I saw it with some of these people from January 6th. Some of these people were sorry when they got arrested, so they said. Some of them were... They felt appalled about their actions and then they all get pardoned and then all right back to being the same shitty person again. I'm not saying that you can't change, but you got to give it time.
You can't just be sorry because you're not sorry. As the old saying goes, you're not sorry for what you did. You're sorry because you got caught. And in this case, you're sorry because you broke.
¶ On True Accountability
You ain't got no money. Are you scared because you lost your job? Anybody want to hear that? On the bright side, I do hear that they're hiring at a Mexican food restaurant. If you want to go get an application for that, that'll probably be cool for you. Soak in the culture some more. Get close to the Mexican people. Probably quit being such an asshole. Oh, people. Yeah, listen, I'm not... And again, I'm not saying that...
I hate playing parties against each other, but there is a culture that has been cultivated by Trump and by the GOP that has really made people prideful of being hateful. And I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't care what your political affiliation is. There's no excuse to just being mean to people. There isn't.
And I don't care what you say. Well, maybe she got some bad service. Maybe she, maybe the waiter wasn't doing his job right. You know what? I've been frustrated by people of all walks of life. I've been frustrated by gays, brown people, black people, women, you know, and I've never thought to. Yeah, you know, we had a guy named Carlos on the show. I used to give. I used to get frustrated with Carlos on the air.
And I said, you know, I have said some kind of racist things in jest, but I never did it where I was just kind of like, I got mad. I'm like, you brown son of a bitch, go back to fucking Puerto Rico. I've never done that. I've never acted out of hate. with somebody because of or if something went wrong I've never I've never taken it out on who they are you know what their race is or their sexual orientation I've never done that
If you do that, it's beyond just being dissatisfied with service or being upset with that person. You have something inside of you that there's some prejudice. There's some racism. There's anger issues. There's aggression. I don't want to hear excuses from people saying, well, I would just call up in the moment. A lot of stuff brings out who you are.
¶ Podcast Wrap-Up and Next Steps
you know nobody's perfect but no one ever gets that personal with it anyway anyway y'all uh i just wanted to come in and just holler at y'all real quick you know just come in and just hang for a little while Share my trip with you. I missed you. And like I said, if I didn't do it tonight, I would have felt like that would have been too long being without you. As you can say, I have camera. We'll travel.
If I can set it up And there is internet And I have the time I will be here To hang out with you And I appreciate you Very much Let me see here Try to do better That's all you can do That's right. That's right. That's all you can do. Is there going to be a roast tomorrow or is that for next week? I mean, I think we're going to do that next week because I think that's better done in person.
You know, we have fun. I mean, I don't know. I'll see. It's just it's a weird setup when you have two other people back home. And, you know, I don't know. We've done it before. When are you coming back? I'm coming back on I was supposed to come back on Thursday and we're going to do the roast in but I'm coming back on Friday. Turns out that the booking agent that I had for this
They had me returning to San Francisco for some reason. And it's already booked. So I'm going to spend the night in San Francisco on Thursday. And then I'll be back on Friday. So, you know. I figured like, oh, well, I haven't been to San Francisco in a while. There's a shithole, literally. They got brown zones. No, I heard San Francisco got some nice areas. So I'm going to hang out for a night.
In San Francisco And then I'll be back on Friday Friday evening Like around 6 6 or 7 Tiberius Monk Hey Tiberius If you want to come out and get a drink with me Let's go. If you want to go get dinner or something. Tiberius Monk is a big supporter of ours. I would love to hang out with you, man. If you guys got any recommendations.
¶ Daredevil: Born Again Review
uh and if you got any any uh uh you can tell me some places to go or hell if you want to come out and join me you can um let me see here oh Nice. People are enjoying Daredevil. Born again. How are people liking Daredevil, man? I know Martin and I were split on it. He didn't hate it, so I thought he was going to dislike it much worse than he was saying.
he gave it a low matinee and i think i gave it a low full price i really enjoyed it you know we saw where are you daredevil we saw the whole season so oh where are you where are you yeah we saw the whole season man and you know you guys are what y'all have two episodes have they released episode three yet uh but if you haven't watched it I recommend it. I think you should see it.
It's not entirely unpleasant seeing you again. A lot of time has passed. By the look of it, you've come up in the world. I could say the same about you. The mayor serves his city. I can see you're not entirely convinced. You know, that's a great scene. I don't know if that's an episode two. But, man, it gets – I think there's a lot of things, a lot of interesting things that get better as you go along with this. And it gets –
It gets way more violent as it keeps going. I'm curious to see what people think about the episode that Martin and I was split on. Not to prove myself right or anything like that. No, I just want to know what people thought about it because I like this episode. It's a bank robbery episode. in the middle of the series there's not a whole lot of daredevil and like i said i understood why uh because he's trying not to be daredevil you know he's trying to be more of a lawyer
So I thought that that was cool. Martin did not like that there was a lack of Daredevil for about two or three episodes. But I did like it, man. And I like that episode because, like I said, I like that you have to see how this guy tries to maneuver around saving people while he's not Daredevil.
you know he has to be careful how he you know how he does it i thought it was a pretty clever way of doing that but i know i'm just curious to know is it just me or did other people are the people gonna like that you know we'll see we'll see uh let me see the only thing i would say is that the only and this is not even about daredevil the only thing is that man i see something like this that i like and i don't know what marvel's going to do but they need to clean up this
They're timelines now. Everything is so convoluted. I don't see where things fit into where they are now. This started as a Netflix show that was separate and now they're trying to actually crowbar it back into the MCU. Yeah, man, I don't know. I don't know, man.
uh that chicken wing yeah i'm going to the bay man i'm going to be at uh in san francisco uh thursday so if you you know i'll be getting in late i'll be getting that seven but if you're out or you want to go out let me know man uh anybody wants to hang let's let me know i really
I'm going to be there. I got nothing to do. I was either hanging by myself or hanging with someone who wants to come see me. Isaac, you know I'd love to see you, man. Furious Kirk, for the roast, are you doing the director's cut? Okay, that's... Thank you, Furious Kirk, for bringing that up. That's something that needs to be mentioned here. So we will be doing Daredevil as a roast, and I do have the director's cut, so we'll be doing that.
But I think this weekend, Craven comes out on Netflix. So we're going to roast that instead. I think that needs to happen. yeah anybody who who's listening right now anybody who's uh in san francisco email me email me and let me let me know if you want to hang out i see three people who say they want to come hang out so there you go kcoolmans at gmail.com come hang out with me uh so let's see here yeah yes yeah we're doing craving y'all when i get back uh well we'll do you know uh
We'll finish doing Hard Target and then we'll get to Craven. We might end up doing a roast on Friday. We'll see how that goes. If everybody's available. People are like, we've been waiting for a Craven roast. Hell yeah. Carnage Rage says, if I was in San Francisco, I would love to hang out with you, but I live in Boston. Well, that fucks that up then, don't it? Yeah, man, let's go off on Craven.
¶ High School Track Assault
That's exactly what we're going to do. All right, y'all. I know that Doug wants to go hang out. I believe he wants to go to Chuck E. Cheese today. We're going to go hang out for a little while. So I'm going to get on out of here. But I hope y'all enjoyed this, man. I know it's different. Oh, did you see? Man, somebody sent me that where a student hit another student. I don't know if I can show that because it's violence against children.
And I got to be careful. I'll show that. But yeah, man, it was in a race. Somebody hit somebody with a baton. Let me see here. So I'm not showing this to laugh at or anything. Let me see. Eric. Good old Eric sent this to me. Let me see here. And did y'all hear about that? Did y'all hear about that? Y'all are Infowars. Somebody was murdered in Austin. One of the writers for Infowars. There it is. Trackrunner hits another one with a baton. That's crazy. Why would they fucking do that?
Whacked during a relay, a high school runner hit another runner in the head with a baton during a track meet. ABC's Janae Norman has the story. Junior Kalen Tucker was running the second leg of the 4x200 relay in the Virginia State High School League Championships when the shocking incident happened. That's when she hit me with the baton.
Watch again. The fuck? That chick's got problems, man. I was just talking about having anger issues. I mean, why the fuck would you do that? Because you're losing? I mean... I'm baffled by this. You see the two sprinters running side by side as they round the corner with Kaylin on the outside. Kaylin's mother... Somebody said that was intentional. You got damn right that was intentional. She came up and beat the shit out of the back of her head. Yeah, that's weird, man.
You got damn right that was intentional. You see the way she pulled back? I mean she... She tried to hit a home run to back her head. I mean, yeah, that was very much intentional. You know, I wonder, did they have, were they... Did they have something going on before? Were they like shit-talking each other? Arguing with each other before? Did they have a rivalry? Do they not like each other? I mean, no matter what it is, you don't bring it into... You don't do that.
physical assault you know that girl's got issues striking kaylin i just felt a bang on my head and then i fell off the track immediately kaylin dropping her baton and reaching for her head the whole coliseum pretty much
Damn, she beat her like a... I mean, the way she pulled back, she beat her like a fucking cop. That looked like police brutality. You know how cops used to beat the fuck out? I'd be used to. Beat people with the nightsticks. Nah, she... she did that on purpose i just jumped up out of the bleachers immediately and ran to her
on the main floor. The 16 year old was later diagnosed with a concussion. The family says neither the athlete who struck Kaylin nor the other team's coaches checked on Kaylin or reached out afterwards. To see that they kept running. and she not stop and check on my daughter that was the part i was like it couldn't they didn't stop the race that's crazy too yes this is A lot of messed up things going on with this story. This just got sent to me. I don't know what's going on with people, man.
The other runner who attends IC Norcom High School has not been named. Kaylin's parents say Norcom's athletic director and the girl's father apologized in a phone call, but they're still waiting for the opposing athlete and her coaches to reach. out. We definitely want the coaches and a personal apology from the actual athlete as well because it's only right.
The Virginia High School League saying in a statement, we thoroughly review every instance like this, adding, the VHSL membership has always made it a priority to provide student-athletes with a safe environment for competition. And that was ABC's Janae Norman. She didn't hit her. She clubbed the fuck out of her. That ain't no hit. That was... No, she beat the back of her head with that. That was not...
Just a tap. That was not a simple hit. That was a beating she got. Did the other girl apologize? Did she finally come forward? Let me see. There's another video sent here. Tonight, a Portsmouth family says they're telling their side of the story in reference to a shocking incident at a Virginia high school league indoor track meet that left one athlete alleged. What's that of the story? What? I mean, what? What happened when you came?
When you're on the track and you beat the shit out of this other girl, what side of the story is that? I don't care what happened before. That was like premeditated. I mean, unless they were talking shit while they were running, I don't know. After she claimed she was struck by a baton held by Icy Norcom High School senior Alayla Everett. Everett spoke exclusively to 10 on your side's Markeisha Jackson, who brings us much more.
¶ Assailant's Dubious Excuse
The young athlete in question says there's more to that video than meets the eye. Everybody has feelings, so you're physically hurt, but you're not thinking of life. Here we go with these tears right here. Here we go with that crying. Look, I'm going to listen to the side of the story of this girl right here. I'm going to listen to what she's got to say. But I still don't see an excuse for, okay, so you emotionally hurt. All right.
You still physically assaulted someone. So I don't know what the fuck justifies what you did. You know, but I should have known. Here we go. What about my feelings? What about my emotions? What about the back of that girl's head? How about that? It's alright. Alayla Everett is a decorated athlete and senior at I.C. Norcom High School. She would have never thought her trip to the Class 3 track and field state finals last Tuesday would take a drastic turn.
They're going off of one angle. What angle? The angle where you pull back and beat the back of that girl's head? What angle? From every angle, that looks bad. All right. I can't wait to hear where this goes. I cannot wait to hear what she says that she feels like justifies her coming up and insulting this girl. This video from the meet. This was a 4x200 meter relay race and she and a Brookville high school athlete were rounding a curve on the track when they nearly collided with each other.
After a couple times hitting her, my baton got stuck behind her back like this, and it rolled up her back. I lost my balance, and when I pumped my arms again, she got hit. It appeared... No, no. Y'all buying that? Y'all buying it at all? Let me see here. I want to play the other video because to me it looked like she purposely went back and hit that girl.
She didn't trip. I didn't see her. Look, when you when you trip and stumble, your arms flail. You don't have one arm up with a well calculated blow down to somebody else's head. Bullshit. Bullshit. Oh, God damn it. That's what I'm talking about with accountability, y'all. Everybody don't want to justify what they did. You hit this girl in the back of the head. Say I'm sorry. You gave this girl a concussion. No. What about me?
How about when she pushed me out the way? You didn't see that, did you? No, I didn't. Because I was too busy watching you knock somebody on the back of the goddamn head. Intentional, but Alayla says it was accidental. But I know my intentions and I would never hit somebody on purpose. I didn't have to see the first video, second video, 10 video. I know 100% that she won't do it to nobody.
Her parents outraged at the backlash. The IC Norcom relay team was disqualified, a ruling that a local USA track and field official finds questionable. He says a play-by-play look shows that the Brookville athlete was running closely to Alayla. If a person comes up on the outside, they got to be a full stride ahead of me before they can come in front of me.
The other family spoke with a news station in Roanoke asking for an apology from Alayla, something she wants to give, but she says the other athlete hasn't been receptive, blocking her on social media, and instead the Everett family was served with court papers. And now we have to go to a city three hours away that everybody hates our guts already. They're assuming my character, calling me ghetto, racist slurs.
death threats, all of this just because of a nine second video. VHSL says they are still reviewing the situation and Portsmouth Public Schools says they will support whatever ruling comes from the league. Markeisha Jackson, 10 on your side.
¶ Judging the Baton Attack
Now they got cartoons playing in the background. Let's watch that video again. Let's watch. Let's look at this. And again, not because I want to laugh at this. I don't want to, you know. i don't want to keep showing you know one child getting hurt by another but i mean just for the sake of looking at this because i really want to see i really do want to see now did she stumble no maybe i'm going in a little aggressive myself You know, I want to be fair. Let's take a look.
Looked like a hit to me. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'll do it again. of the 4x200 relay in the Virginia State High School League Championships when the shocking incident happened. That's when she hit me with the baton. Yeah, that looked like a hit to me. any time you cock your arms back like that i mean she she swooped in on her listen if she says it was an accident and she says she was tripping
She was tripping already. Man, I hate this kind of situation. I'm just telling you what it looks like to me. If she insists on her innocence, that's fine. If her parents want to stand behind her, that's fine. I just got to tell you. you know, what it looks like from my end. I don't know, what would y'all, man, how would y'all handle this situation? If she kept saying, and she's crying and saying that it was an accident, you know, you had, you just had to have been there.
I'm sorry it looked that way, but I didn't mean to do it. I mean, what do you do, man? What do you do? I don't know. I don't know. I got to go with what I said. Sorry, y'all. I keep putting on that black screen. Yeah. She wanted to be the winner. She planned that. Yeah.
that's the thing how did what did you think was going to happen though that's the only thing that that's the only thing that would make me think that is accidental like we all saw this what made you think that you can get away with this that's the only way i would think that it could be accidental but i don't know man To me, it looks like, if I can just be completely honest with y'all, and again, I hate it because I hate to see any kind of kid get in trouble. I hate to see...
And I do believe what she said when people came in saying probably racist things to her. That's terrible. That is terrible. That is awful. You know. But I got to tell you what I see and what I believe. To me, it looked like it was intentional. To me, it looked like her arm went up. with the intent to strike her. And I think that her parents are not helping.
I think, yeah, you need to get your child back, but I think they should have grilled her a little bit more and have her take accountability. That's what I believe. I just can't see it in any other kind of way. I don't want this family to, you know, I don't want to see them be hated on. I don't want, you know, she's a kid, she made a mistake. It was a terrible mistake, you know, hitting this girl. It was assault.
What it looks like to me. So I don't want to see any lives ruined. I don't want to see these people be ostracized. I don't want to see them get any kind of racism or online hate. But, yeah, I don't. If I was a parent, I would. We'd be having a different kind of discussion. That's all I can say. It looked like it was on purpose to me and I don't know any other way to get around that. And now she wants to get up here and cry because...
Just like everybody else when they get into trouble like this, they think those tears are going to bring sympathy. Maybe they are real, but you did what you did. there's repercussions. Anyway. Ah, well, there we go. Yeah. But you know what? She'll make a hella police officer.
¶ Jokes and Movie Talk
she puts in that police brutality she got an arm for that so if this track thing don't work out i'm sure that the police academy would welcome her uh Corey, did you react to the leaked trailer for The Cancel? No, I did not. I should have. Maybe tomorrow when I'm with Martin. Because Martin loves Powerpuff Girls. I had that Powerpuff Girls movie that was so good years ago.
i love that movie it was my favorite movies of the year when it came out so i'm a little biased about the powerpuff girls being a grown man uh but yeah all right y'all all right uh i've been here longer than i thought i would be I hope, man, did y'all enjoy this? I know it's not what we usually do. I know I'm not here with the crew or anything, but I mean, when I'm on vacation and there's nothing left that I can do, are y'all okay with this?
You know, is this something that is everything fine? Yeah. Yes, I'm going to do a show with Mark tomorrow. So we will talk about. probably the Powerpuff Girls, and this movie that came out on Netflix, which is from the Russo brothers, and it's supposed to be not very good. So, yeah, yeah. So, hey, y'all saying it's been fun. Yeah, man, I love y'all.
I love being here with y'all I really appreciate the support Miss you so much And I will see you all back at the studio very soon but we got a couple more days left here so we are going to do a couple more shows here and uh and if i don't do a show on wednesday i hope that i can get martin and billy to do a show with me friday but you know i don't want to
you know south by southwest and i don't want to take away from martin south by time he loves that festival billy it's his time off i don't want to take away from that but we'll see we'll see oh are you get the fuck out of here That movie cost three hundred and twenty million dollars. The electric slide. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. It's with it's with your girl. Eleven.
from stranger things that movie cost 320 million get the fuck is this what i'm talking about man that's that you don't need to spend that much money on movies god man ah let me get out of here y'all before i start complaining you know i'm gonna try to do for sunday
¶ Upcoming Film Recommendations
I'm going to try to watch that Japanese film. And I might. I'm not Japanese. That Chinese film. And I might be watching it out of order. That Zina Zahai part 2. Zainai Part 2, whatever. Let me see. I hope I... Yeah, Niza. Niza Part 2. I think I'm going to try to watch that. I got an English dub trailer so I might be able to watch an English version of this. But you know it's the highest gross animated movie ever and I want to watch this. Let's see here.
I tried, but maybe this is just his fate. I know you want to help, but this is my fight. Masha is your sworn right. That's the reincarnation of the demon pill, and he's bad news! I'm casting a heaven-made curse. A lightning bolt that will seek out and destroy it in three years' time. Dad? Everything we have worked for was laid to waste. What do you care if he's good or evil? He's about to get struck by lightning! He's trying to bury Chen Tong Pass!
somebody told me that this rivals uh marvel movies with the fight scenes and they say the movie has a heart too uh yeah so i think i'm on i think i'm gonna watch this and uh yeah the looney tunes movie comes out also
¶ Final Goodbyes and Events
Looney Tunes, they blew shit up or whatever. Yeah, whatever it's called. You know I love Looney Tunes. All right, y'all. We're going to get on out of here. I'm running my mouth too much now. Oh, let's see here. Well, I'm glad to be able to spend some time with you. I'm going to go out and enjoy the day now. And all of you, again, miss you very much. And I'm talking about miss you. I see you right now. Well, you know.
The equivalent of seeing you as we do on these shows. But can't wait to get back into the regular routine. But thank you for keeping me company while I'm here. Thank you for traveling with me wherever I go. really appreciate that and also i really appreciate kcoolmans gmail.com that's k-c-o-o-l-m-a-n-z at gmail.com email us with any kind of questions comments compliments insults input and advice hit us up on those social medias and also i should have made my announcements today for
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