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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Comedy legends Julie Klausner (How Was Your Week) and Tom Scharpling (The Best Show) team up for a journey through the best and worst of pop culture. Produced by Forever Dog.

Episodes

I Won't Do That Again: A Journey Through Time

Tom and Julie travel the arc of time with seven special guests of varying generations - Greatest Generation Peg, Steve the Boomer, Gen X Alison, Alex the Elder Millenial, Abby the Younger Millenial, and Gen Z Besties Veronica and Miriam! Together they discuss technology, etiquette, world changing events, music, movies, and more! Plus the diaper astronaut lady, 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, ice cream cake store, Officer Jim Pembry vs The Kintner Boy from Jaws, tiki torches, Die Antwoord baby fa...

Jul 19, 20211 hr 54 minEp. 68

The Offspring Karaoke

Tom and Julie perform an Offspring karaoke medley with Brett on backing vocals! Plus Charles Manson's SNL audition, the Most Popular Boat Names of 2021, the lobsterman that got eaten by a whale, the boy who loved movies, and the search for the word "diarrhea" in the Frank Zappa canon continues! Also Sexy Beast, Die Hard SATs, the Super Mario Brothers movie, Pizza Rat Beanie Babies, rubs and glazes for dogs, Grandpa Joe's coke nail, Weird Al retrospective, James Bond, Topo Chico, The Mamas & The ...

Jul 12, 20211 hr 37 minEp. 67

Julie's Surprise Party (with Columbo, Scott Thompson, & More)

CELEBRATE! Tom and Brett throw a surprise party for Julie featuring a visit from Lt. Columbo and special guests Scott Thompson (Kids in the Hall), Alex Scordelis (Difficult People, Billy on the Street), Katie Notopoulos (Buzzfeed), and Gerry (formerly of TeePublic). Plus Julie gets a Divine birthday cake, Tom performs a Monkees-inspired song, and Alex reads a Metallica-themed poem! Also a Riki Rachtman sighting at Von's, the worst TeePublic designs, sour crabapples, Torben Ulrich, Bret Michaels ...

Jul 05, 20211 hr 31 minEp. 66

The Orson Welles Seance (with Psychic Medium Colby Rebel & Jon Daly)

Tom and Julie are joined by Psychic Medium COLBY REBEL for a journey beyond as they channel the spirit of Orson Welles and talk about supernatural experiences with Mama Cass Elliot, Tawny Kitaen, Chris Farley, and Paul Walker. Plus JON DALY stops by to chat about his brand new song "Helen Keller is Real" and the bizarre TikTok theory that she is not. Also Tom and Julie dictate a tweet from Producer Brett to Stephen King and the simmering tensions between talent and production reach a boiling poi...

Jun 28, 20211 hr 54 minEp. 65

Tom & Julie Q&A

Tom and Julie stage a spontaneous Meet and Greet for listeners and answer YOUR questions about John Wayne Gacy, celebrity seances, Double Threat Live, Tom's book It Never Ends, the Double Threat Data Analytics Dept, Clifford's best scenes, the redhead hall of fame, Downtown NYC, sitcom touring groups, Juliana Hatfield music videos, summer concerts, dream collaborations, Double Threat 4 Seniors, straight sons, Julie's movie canon, and more! LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: htt...

Jun 21, 20211 hr 31 minEp. 64

Alec Baldwin's Bathroom Story

Alec Baldwin on Talking Sopranos! An Australian furniture magnate starts the world's most successful spite store! And Extreme Sisters! That's right, Tom and Julie are basking in the glow of some stellar listener clips on this week's Double Threat. Plus the big Bo Burnham special, gargling, Knicks misery, David O'Russell, that mop movie, Frank Zappa teaches grammar, the official podcast network of Jiffy Lube, Syd Field kills his entire family, Monty Python endings, Bananarama, Guy Fieri, the Rob ...

Jun 14, 20211 hr 30 minEp. 63

Cruising 2: Cruise Control (with Danielle Henderson & Millie De Chirico)

Danielle Henderson and Millie De Chirico (I Saw What You Did podcast) join Tom and Julie to talk movies, movie candy, TCM Underground, Green Book, unexpected movies that make you cry, Hart to Hart, that Christian Slater movie with the baboon heart, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, the John Waters movies that TCM will and won't play, Jigsaw at Pride, and a Cruising remake starring Ted Cruz, Tom Cruise, and Julee Cruise that takes place on a cruise. Plus everyone plays a round of that hot new party ga...

Jun 07, 20211 hr 46 minEp. 62

Tom & Julie Watch Meatballs

To celebrate the start of summer, Tom and Julie watch Meatballs (1979) in its entirety and talk about summer camp memories, Bill Murray vs. Chevy Chase, Lisa finally getting her period, the It Just Doesn't Matter speech, Morty, rich kids, and more. Plus Tom and Julie come up with ideas for Double Threat Summer Camp and Brett makes Swedish meatballs and drinks wine and just generally has the time of his life! LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ...

May 31, 20212 hr 15 minEp. 61

The Charles Grodin Episode (with Martin Short, Elayne Boosler, & Merrill Markoe)

Tom and Julie celebrate the life and career of the legendary Charles Grodin (1935-2021) with help from legendary guests Martin Short, Elayne Boosler, and Merrill Markoe. They talk Clifford, Grodin's infamous appearances on Carson and Letterman, Midnight Run, the invention of cringe comedy, The Heartbreak Kid, unklikeability, Real Life, and more. LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-thr...

May 24, 20211 hr 28 minEp. 60

Can I Pre-Pay For My Cremation?

Scott Baio recites his IMDB page on a MAGA talk show! A parrot sings Blue Oyster Cult! A midwestern crematorium answers your questions! The Mighty Mighty Bosstones skank all over racism! Paul Giamatti hunts the Sons of Sam! Plus Gerry from TeePublic stops by with some big news and Brett gets grilled about his family. Also the Pete Holmes bowling show, James Two Back, ZZ Top with cats, The Taking of Pelham 123, Southern hospitality, clown college expulsion, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, that classic s...

May 17, 20211 hr 54 minEp. 59

Moms on Parade (with Jackie Hoffman)

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Legendary actress Jackie Hoffman (Feud, Difficult People, Fiddler on the Roof) joins Tom and Julie for a salute to moms, including the Texas mom who hired a hitman to kill her daughter's cheerleading rival, the Pennsylvania mom who deep faked her daughter's cheerleading rivals to frame them for vaping and sexting, the mom in the Enjoli perfume ads, cheesecake mom, Anne Ramsey, and more! Plus horse names, boat names, prog band The Mizzenmast, Columbo at Mar-a-Lago, marbles, Do...

May 10, 20211 hr 51 minEp. 58

Double Threat Roulette (with 9 Surprise Guests)

Tom and Julie and Brett attempt to book guests in real time, frantically texting everyone they know and learning a thing or two about friendship in the process. The good news is, this episode features nine very special guests who had no advance warning they were going to be on the show! Plus all the talk you crave about McCabe & Mrs. Miller, the eggs in Cool Hand Luke, Bela Lugosi in No Country for Old Men, Penthouse Letters April Fools Edition, magazines in the Barnes & Noble bathroom, Don Rick...

May 03, 20211 hr 51 minEp. 57

Drinking Soda through a Plague Mask

Elon Musk on SNL, Ben Shapiro at Home Depot, Jerry Seinfeld Private Detective! It's a brand new Double Threat with Tom and Julie! Plus Jon Daly makes a surprise appearance to brainstorm lyrics to Walter B. Bad and Yakety Vax, Brett crowbars a couple new transitions into the show, and Spencer's Gifts gets LOTS of free advertising! Also Tom and Julie rank rubber bands, Chico Marx the barista, Brett gets injected with Pillsbury dough instead of the vaccine, pretzels, Adam Ruins The Movie, Richard M...

Apr 26, 20211 hr 47 minEp. 56

Mount Rushgore (with Fangoria Editor-in-Chief Phil Nobile Jr.)

The Horror! The Horror! Tom and Julie are joined by Fangoria Editor-In-Chief Phil Nobile Jr for a deep dive into your darkest nightmares: Freddy Krueger's 900 number, The Host, The Exorcist, John Landis, Godzilla vs Kong, The Dawn of the Dead, Trilogy of Terror, John Kassir horror con stories, Happy Death Day, Annabelle, Hereditary, and more. Plus Tom and Julie reveal selections from their list of the Top 10 Most Horrifying Moments in Non-Horror Movies. Want to know the rest of the list? Buy the...

Apr 19, 20212 hr 14 minEp. 55

2nd Annual NYC Fantasy Draft: Underground Edition (with Ann Magnuson & Lady Bunny)

NYC downtown legends Ann Magnuson and Lady Bunny join Tom and Julie for the 2nd Annual NYC Fantasy Draft: Underground Edition, battling over top prospects like Richard Hell, Sister Dimension, Yoko Ono, and Kim Gordon. Plus Tom and Julie come up with one of their best ideas yet-- a rock musical adaptation of Breaking Bad called Walter B. Bad. And The American Dream Dusty Rhodes, pizza talk, cat talk, Zappa talk, NTFs, Logan Paul, defibrillator pranks gone wrong, Alpha Dog, the ALF reboot with Chr...

Apr 12, 20212 hr 10 minEp. 54

Get Off My Rope Bridge!

Tom and Julie line up for a classic clip buffet and chow down on listener submitted clips of Marianne Williamson and James Cameron talking Avatar; The Crypt Keeper's short-lived children's game show; David Lee Roth's political cartoons; the rogue helicopter pilot terrorizing one Charlotte NC man; and an anime-themed Domino's Pizza promotional campaign! Plus a new Heckers Flour email! This time Heckers Goes Hollywood! And a serial killer themed pizza restaurant, Billy Bob Thornton and The Boxmast...

Apr 05, 20211 hr 58 minEp. 53

The Cat Daddy vs. The Cat Fixer (with Jackson Galaxy)

The Cat Daddy himself JACKSON GALAXY stops by to answer listener cat questions, meet Julie's cat Jimmy Jazz, and go toe-to-toe with Tom the Cat Fixer on the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE OF DOUBLE THREAT! Also Brett makes Jackson Galaxy watch a side-by-side video of his cat Frances and Timothée Chalamet to determine who is the better actor. Plus See Saw on a Seesaw, Dr. Phil secrets, the Bad News Bears of podcast networks, the only true crime podcast hosted by true criminals, Brad Garrett on Jimi...

Mar 29, 20211 hr 39 minEp. 52

Double Threat 4 Kids

Tom and Julie talk to three cool kids (Roxanne, June, Desmond) about how to make Double Threat more interesting to the coveted under-10 demographic. Plus plenty of the regular old Double Threat stuff for not kids - Columbo investigates the Manson murders, The Two Jakes, Ed Wynn in Chinatown, Fred Gwynne in Chinatown, the Stop the Steal Pinball Machine, Brett's terrible Twitter, Buff Bagwell, and more. LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE ...

Mar 22, 20211 hr 50 minEp. 51

Tom & Julie's Animule Kingdom

Join Tom and Julie for a weird and wild journey through the animule kingdom, featuring farting seals, f*cking tortoises, shoebill storks, chipmunks, hippos, and more! Plus a definitive answer to the question, what would it sound like if a dancing bird of paradise choreographed to Prodigy??? Also Tom and Julie's favorite and least favorite animules, Producer Brett's favorite actor (HUGH GRANT BABY!!!), and another email to TeePublic Gerry. CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE: *Seal emerges from a hole in the...

Mar 15, 20211 hr 14 minEp. 50

TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!

The Zapruder film of rock band fights. A Satanic animatronic restaurant on Long Island. The Kansas City Kitler scandal. Tom and Julie go down a rabbit hole of listener submitted clips in this instant classic episode of Double Threat. Plus Julie invents the internet's next hot gif TURN IT OFF (featuring George C. Scott's porno theater meltdown in Hardcore) and Brett provides an update on his highly anticipated Sliders episode. Also piss westerns, movies that Popeye recommengsts, Frank Zappa's cou...

Mar 08, 20211 hr 28 minEp. 49

Schlub Rescue 3 (with Willam)

Tom and Julie are joined by international Drag Superstar and Race Chaser co-host WILLAM for another round of Schlub Rescue! Featuring aspiring comedy writer Max Beneke and his terrible Twitter @MaxBeneke! Plus Allen vs Farrow, Mike Nichols, Tom plans Julie's funeral, Don Pardo My French, King of Kong on a Plane, Flight meets Sully meets Capt Phillips, and much more! LISTEN TO WILLAM'S PODCAST RACE CHASER: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/race-chaser LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FORE...

Mar 01, 20211 hr 31 minEp. 48

The Nancy Meyers Talk Show (with The George Lucas Talk Show)

Anything you can do, Tom and Julie can do it better. At least that's the theory we put to the test as the hosts of The George Lucas Talk Show-- George Lucas (Connor Ratliff), Watto (Griffin Newman), and Patrick Cotnoir-- join Double Threat for the first episode of The Nancy Meyers Talk Show hosted by Nancy Meyers (Julie) with co-host Nick Marshall from What Women Want (Tom) and producer Brett. Watch The George Lucas Talk Show Live Every Sunday on Twitch/PlanetScum or Anytime on YouTube: https://...

Feb 22, 20212 hrEp. 47

1st Annual Double Threat Erotic Fan Fiction Challenge

We asked and you delivered. It's the 1st Annual Double Threat Erotic Fan Fiction Challenge featuring the listener submitted sexual escapades of The Cryptkeeper, Alec Baldwin, McDonaldLand mascots, Producer Brett, and more. We hand out Superlatives for the Best Line of Dialogue, Most Creative Inclusion of Gerry, Best Threesome, etc. PLUS the Top 5 Finalists presented with cinematic sound design and narrated by a pair of very special guests no matter how much Tom and Julie hate it. Our special gue...

Feb 15, 20211 hr 11 minEp. 46

Tales from the Crypto

Settle in for a classic Tom & Julie episode featuring the queens of NYC public access television, Horowitz & Spector; the chaotic Handforth Parish Council on Zoom; a Danish children's cartoon about a middled aged man with a long prehensile penis; a button for couples who can't figure out how to synchronize their horniness; the return of the Milk and Cereal song; and Double Threat cryptocurrency! Plus Alec Baldwin steals a horse and returns to Twitter! Tom and Julie write each other's tombstones!...

Feb 08, 20211 hr 51 minEp. 45

The Chilogy: A Journey of Redemption & Discovery

It’s the third Double Threat episode with a focus on chili and this time Tom and Julie are going ALL IN BABY! After last week’s embarrassing Jack Nicholson debacle, in which Tom mistook an Onion photoshop of Jack spilling chili on himself at a Lakers game for a real photo, Brett books four chili all stars, including the heads of the two major international chili societies and the author of a series of chili cook-off murder mysteries, for a journey to redeem chili from the stain of the scandal, t...

Feb 01, 20212 hr 9 minEp. 44

Tattoo U (with Keisha Zollar)

Tom and Julie are joined by comedian/writer Keisha Zollar (Astronomy Club), tattoo artist Ella Sklaw, and a cavalcade of listeners for a deep dive into the world of tattoos! The panel designs Double Threat tattoos for listeners Steve and Iann, and they help listeners Meri, Brennan, and Kalee fix their regrettable tattoos. Plus Liam Neeson stars in Taken... a piss in his pants, that is! And Jack Nicholson's chili pants, Sinbad, Gad Lieutenant, Tom is still stuck in the Capitol, Jiminy Glick wants...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 44 minEp. 43

Oh No, I've Seen Dilbert's Toilet

It's a clips extravaganza on Double Threat this week as Tom and Julie plow through ten (count 'em TEN!) listener clips, including Scott Adams house tour, Nigella Lawson saying "microwave," a pair of public access theater critics, and more! Plus Brett reveals his love for rubs and glazes! And Julie breaks down the Armie Hammer scandal for Tom! LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus TODAY'S CLIPS: *Weird Al "Chicken Pot Pie" https://www.youtube.com/...

Jan 18, 20211 hr 42 minEp. 42

Blocked by Alec Baldwin (with Andy Kindler & Kate Aurthur)

Having recently been blocked by Alec Baldwin on Twitter, Tom and Julie are joined by frequently blocked comedian Andy Kindler and a panel of blocked-by-Baldwin listeners, including Variety editor-at-large Kate Aurthur, to discuss the experience of being blocked by the celebrity actor (best known for supporting roles in State and Main and the Mission: Impossible franchise) and to come to terms with their conflicted feelings about the experience. They also discuss Alec Baldwin's life, career, and ...

Jan 11, 20211 hr 38 minEp. 41

Julie and The Hot Guy

HAPPY NEW YEAR! In the first Double Threat of 2021, Tom and Julie watch listener clips inspired by Brett's New Year's Resolutions, including Joel Osteen's Inspiration Cube (Be Inspired in 2021); Bob & Brad, the Two Most Famous Physical Therapists on the Internet (Be Healthy in 2021); and the Longest Sketch Comedy Showcase Ever (Be Aware of Others in 2021). Plus a pitch for a new travelogue food network show called Julie and The Hot Guy! Also Randy Rainbow, Smokey Robinson, the Chanukah Choo Choo...

Jan 04, 20211 hr 34 minEp. 40

Double Threat Best of 2020

It's the Top 10 Double Threat segments of 2020 as voted on by you! Thank you to everyone who supported and contributed to Double Threat this year. We love you and we'll see you in 2021! *10* Every Single Song That’s Ever Won Best Song at the Academy Awards with Cole Escola (Ep11) *09* Yeah Right! (Ep17) *08* The Cryptkeeper (Ep29) *07* Hollywood Handbook vs Double Threat (Ep6) *06* The Cat Fixer (Ep35) *05* IHOP Paper Towel Dispenser with Rian Johnson and Karina Longworth (Ep24) *04* The Voice o...

Dec 28, 20203 hr 24 minEp. 39
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