Rafe and Ari host their shortest episode yet! They talk about Mexican Violence, eating old pizza dough, whether or not the Undertaker actually has lightning powers, and Rafe's not changing his clothes again until this pandemic is over.
Apr 05, 2020•21 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Joe Exotic getting Coronavirus (allegedly), eating Jeff Bezos, Mookie eating a bunch of bacon grease, and Jon Bon Jovi's war crimes.
Apr 04, 2020•33 min
Daily Double Dungeon for April 2nd, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about The Unknown Comic, the upcoming restaurant apocalypse, a Facebook group dedicated to derailing trains, and wonder why so many people are throwing out their TVs.
Apr 03, 2020•41 min
Daily Double Dungeon for Wednesday, April 1st, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a looming grocery shortage that's starting to show its ugly head, OJ Simpson hosting The View, drive in movie theaters popping back up, and how Accuweather RealFeel is crap. Also Rafe talks about how we were deprived as a society from Whitney Houston starring in CATS.
Apr 02, 2020•32 min
It's an almost full length regular episode! Double Dungeon Episode 19, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Yellowstone exploding, Andrew Cuomo's nipples, pilfering expensive cheeses, and the New Coke conspiracy. They also talk about Tiger King for a bit, in an attempt to trick the algorithms into promoting their show. Tiger King Tiger King Tiger King
Apr 01, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Daily Double Dungeon for Sunday, March 29th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Pitbull finally doing his part in the battle against Covid, Trump saying Easter is cancelled, Tiger Dude on Hulu or whatever everybody is talking about, and Rafe wants a Google Glass. They also wonder why there are so many mashup songs that feature September by Earth Wind and Fire.
Mar 30, 2020•27 min
Daily Double Dungeon for March 28th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about whether or not reptillians can contract the virus, Trump declaring war on NYC, white ladies dancing to Losing My Religion, and they say goodbye to ever owning a home. They also talk about 2002's The Time Machine, which is a completely unremarkable movie, but they have to fill time somehow.
Mar 29, 2020•28 min
Daily Double Dungeon for March 27th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about leaking gas, Trump calling someone a cutie pie, Bob Dylan and his JFK conspiracy theories, and frozen cocktails to go. Rafe also found a VHS tape that came with 3d goggles and now he has a headache.
Mar 28, 2020•38 min
Daily Double Dungeon for March 26th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about burying Rafe in the Staten Island dump, the Wall Street Journal saying its vital that workers have unpleasant bosses, Dr. Phil possibly murdering his wife, and the largest pot of hobo stew imagineable. They also get a bunch of calls, including one about key lime cigarette pie.
Mar 27, 2020•35 min
Daily Double Dungeon for Wednesday, March 25th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how the crisis is affecting bogans, the Waffle House shutdowns being a sign of the apocalypse, Rafe being officially unemployed for profit, and Veggie Straws containing almost no veggies (Potato need not apply). They also talk about bazookas of cash, and why they aren't ever aimed at us.
Mar 26, 2020•36 min
Daily Double Dungeon for Tuesday, March 24th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about toilet paper rationing, Democrats wanting the virus to win, the FBI's spyware fitness app, and God wanting you to GET BACK TO WORK. They also get a bunch of calls, and Rafe forgets one till the end, so make sure you listen to the whole thing!
Mar 25, 2020•34 min
Daily Double Dungeon for Monday, March 23rd, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how NYC has never sanitized their playground equipment, Trump wants the economy going again even if it kills you, making wayyyyyyyyyyy too much dough, and it turns out Rafe may just have latent psychic abilities after all (but only when it comes to Lionel Richie). They also get a voicemail telling you how to wash your butt, which YOU SPECIFICALLY need to listen to.
Mar 24, 2020•34 min
Daily Double Dungeon for Sunday, March 22nd, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about how COVID is the greatest advertising stunt Nintendo ever has pulled, Rafe applying to be a meat handler, Pirate Radio Christmas carols, and the Motorola Razor needing a specific charger. Also, where's my voicemails? You think this is a game? Call in with a voicemail about whatever to VILE-281-330.
Mar 23, 2020•28 min
Daily Double Dungeon for Saturday, March 21st 2020, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Virtual Happy Hours, the outlandish dream of having a new ice machine at work, too much tomato paste, and Joe Biden inventing the concept of teleconference software. Also, we remember the great Kenny Rogers, whose hit "The Gambler" taught us that "the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep".
Mar 22, 2020•34 min
Daily Double Dungeon for Friday, March 20th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the Deep State department, our kitchen being too small for ambitious recipes, a cat related disaster, and their first day not going to a grocery store in over a week. Also, Ari is scheduling the first ever Double Dungeon Virtual Happy Hour, details to follow.
Mar 21, 2020•28 min
Daily Double Dungeon for Thursday, March 19th, 2020, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about "There's No Tortillas", going on a raid into the combat zone for 7 pounds of processed cheddar, Tulsi Gabbard's surprise heel turn, and they get lots of calls. Also, they give you an update on the neighborhood bums, who are up to no good.
Mar 20, 2020•31 min
Daily Double Dungeon for March 18th, Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the Care Bear Stare, the added-then-removed butts in CATS, the MTA takeover of the airline industry, and Rafe continues his streak of finding new creative uses for hot dogs. They also talk about a rat infestation at McDonald's, both in the dumpsters and in the board rooms.
Mar 19, 2020•33 min
Premiere episode of Daily Double Dungeon! It's Saint Patrick's day, and Rafe and Ari talk about empty store shelves, Joe Biden killing his voters, and how to make Papa's special popcorn. Also, they talk about the upcoming Three Days of Darkness, get your holy candles now, people!
Mar 18, 2020•33 min
Double Dungeon Episode 18. Rafe and Ari host, they talk about the new semi daily Double Dungeon episodes during the quarantine. They also talk about corned beef burritos, the best monkey actor of all time, and how everybody's a socialist when its an emergency. Also, they get a bunch of calls, some about fried chicken, and some about... not fried chicken! Leave your voicemail at VILE-281-330 And make sure you look out for new episodes to keep you company until Rafe has a job again!...
Mar 17, 2020•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Double Dungeon Episode 17. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about moldy and/or fake money, plastic bag bans, single-issue Corona virus voters, and Quad City style pizza. Also, Rafe shares his secret techniques for eating food straight out of the garbage.
Mar 04, 2020•1 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Double Dungeon Episode 16. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about two weeks notice, dry fasting, public bathroom apps, Rat Mode, Jerry's Nut House, and a nightmare about a haunted Judy Garland photo book. They also promote the beer that was totally 100% brewed in honor of Double Dungeon(s), but on accident. If you don't like KI ϟϟ , that means you just haven't seen Rafe's recommendation for the week: Strutter...
Feb 19, 2020•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Double Dungeon episode 15. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Mormon food pantries, watching dogs poop, the worst tipper ever, and the wonders of Korean spoons. They also both remember being exploited for their child labor by Catholic schools.
Feb 04, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Double Dungeon Episode 14. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about blowing up the toilet, meeting a Youtuber who ends up sucking, Arsenio Hall's dog pound, awful catfish chowder, and too-thin tights. Rafe also tells about the worst nightmare he's ever had, trigger warning for all Hispanics. Here's a link to Rafe's recommendation of the week, Ways of Seeing .
Jan 22, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Double Dungeon episode 13. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Ellen being a CIA mouthpiece, matching electric green snakeskin outfits, balloon animals, eating popcorn out of the garbage, and Everclear (the liquor, not the band). Also, they explain that crab chowder is never an appropriate brunch item, especially when you're in landlocked Pennsylvania. If you want to see Rafe's recommended documentary about the amazing art of the early internet, check it out here!...
Jan 07, 2020•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Double Dungeon Christmas 2019. Rafe and Ari are in super casual vacation mode for this short episode, where they reminisce about family traditions, Kwanzaa being better than you think, Santacon being worse than you think, and mass surveillance by elves. Regular episodes should resume next week!
Dec 28, 2019•45 min
Double Dungeon Episode 12. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a tanned guy with goat nipples, the worst chili of all time, Amazon getting away with murder, and eating too many pancakes. Also, this is the last episode that Computy #1 is able to produce, due to his death from compuherpes. Here is his photo , so that you can host your own memorial.
Dec 03, 2019•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Double Dungeon Episode 11. Rafe and Ari host. Rafe's computer is actually falling to pieces, so this episode is a little screwy. They talk about turkey pardons, wardriving, dopamine free days, and a magic cigarette in an episode of COPS. Rafe also proposes moving the 4th of July to the nearest Monday, which doesn't make a lick of sense. Ari's favorite turkeys in the whole world are here: https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/two-turkeys-are-living-in-luxury-at-a-four-star-hotel-before-theyre...
Nov 19, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Double Dungeon Episode 10. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about paying for Greyhound bus rides on layaway, fighting vampires at the bar, fixing the sunset at 8pm every day, and fighting terrorism while sleepwalking. They also play a call with Mama, where she discovers that Rafe eats 15 month old food. HERE is a photo of the Bologna chopped cheese sandwich. HERE is a link to the Moth Radio Hour episode Rafe recommends called "Ninja Costume". If you enjoyed listening to Ric, A.K.A Phase One, check o...
Nov 06, 2019•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Double Dungeon Episode 9. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about mysteriously absent pills, Scared Straight: But For Cats, boozing it up in first class, and dreaming about Doctor Mario. They also try to sell out, with mixed results.
Oct 23, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 9
Double Dungeon Episode 8. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about airplane neck pillows, heart attack guns, heroin turds, being irresponsible with a crossbow, and sneaking into the movies. Also, Rafe's sick, so lay off him.
Oct 08, 2019•1 hr 44 min