Rafe and Ari host a king-sized episode. They talk about getting ready to move, tracking inflation through egg rolls, "There's No Such Thing As Bad Pizza", and Mookie the cat getting a job. This is a link where you can watch this episode's recommendation, The Magic Crystal.
Feb 04, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a barrel full of pickled kids, replacing a stolen nativity camel, hot Dr. Pepper, and the new alt-Christmas movie to watch. Also, here's a direct link for Krampusnacht 2017, Rafe's Christmas music pick
Dec 15, 2021•35 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about trigger discipline, everything smelling terrible, pranking our cat, and being aggressively told to stop looking at Queen Latifah.
Dec 03, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Rafe and Ari host. Double Dungeon celebrates 50 official episodes! They talk about The Frugal Gourmet, when payphones were free, The Denizen Bushwick, and a superspreading ninja.
Nov 03, 2021•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a peanut butter fried chicken sandwich, a scam 8"x11" envelope, Ozy media being scam geniuses, and a gently used hamburger.
Oct 06, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the real meaning of a burrito sized tortilla, Ryan Gosling's lack of acting ability, being an animal medication hipster, and stalking a new karaoke spot.
Sep 12, 2021•1 hr 30 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Jock Jams, H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, the Tappan Zee Bridge, Deno's Wonder Wheel, and the origins of Lyme Disease.
Aug 14, 2021•1 hr 38 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a mystery sausage that has been sitting in the same spot for over a month, the Liberty Bell needs to be discarded, Elon Musk blowing up the moon to save money, and a brainwashing song that is getting heavy airplay.
Jul 31, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about listening to No Doubt on the first night of High School, "Been There, Done That", people who complain about authenticity in recipes, and the Illuminati being behind a flood of bad Fast and Furious memes.a
Jul 08, 2021•30 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about a portapotty with a gear shifter, braunschweiger, Richard Dawson kissing everybody, and slackliners in the park getting out of control.
Jul 01, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the mystery of Eric Adams' residence, what actually constitutes "two" when it comes to snack wraps, and the lifting of COVID restrictions in NYC.
Jun 15, 2021•31 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the maniacs that live in Miami, the corporate art style called Alegria, Rafe invents a conspiracy theory about fatbergs, and the story of the butt spoon is finally told.
Jun 03, 2021•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about what a scam the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is, dreaming about being severely sunburned, the median home price in NYC, and why it's not a good idea to show mukbangs on giant TVs in your restaurant.
May 13, 2021•31 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about quarter stick fireworks, cancelling Good Charlotte for cultural appropriation, feeding old people weed so that they can keep slaving away in the salt mines, and Billifer.
May 06, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the perfect zoom food, calling into the Brian Lehrer show over 100 times in 20 minutes, April mosquitos, and Ari gets invited to an unnecessarily expensive birthday party.
Apr 29, 2021•28 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about possible NYPD destruction of public property, highly prized sport fish that eat French fries, sitting next to the toilets on busses, and the objectively terrible dance moves of the 1960s.
Apr 22, 2021•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Draw A Bird Day, dying on the toilet, drinking two coffees in less than 5 minutes, and the invention of extortion.
Apr 21, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Kung Fu, Hamburger Helper, helping the Open Streets program with a baseball bat, and the Pentagon FINALLY injecting people with microchips.
Apr 15, 2021•32 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about ANOTHER looming toilet paper disaster, forgetting to put microchips in the vaccines, Wood Shop Guy, and pickled chicken legs.
Apr 01, 2021•30 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about roasting a duck, dog poop in the 1970s, Joe Biden being entirely CGI, and whether or not Knuckles the Echidna is black.
Mar 24, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Joe Biden's dog biting people, bad bagels in NYC, the last visit to a terrible doctor, and tuna casserole.
Mar 10, 2021•32 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about exciting bridges of the late 1700s, fake snow, actors with huge heads, and a seagull that ate a man's tongue.
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Cuomo being tried at The Hague, the types of people you meet at the junk pile, and movie theaters reopening. They also get a ton of phone calls for some reason.
Feb 24, 2021•31 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Democrats controlling the weather, banning social media influencers, Flavortown Kitchen, and straw hats at political conventions.
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about snowy owls, Bud Zero, horribly stinky fish, and the Denver International Airport/Illuminati bunker.
Feb 10, 2021•33 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about expired coffee, a mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, the nuclear football, and socks with rubber grips on the bottom.
Feb 04, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about party rocking, the plight of being the owner of a multi million dollar property in NYC, The Office of the Former President, and Ro-Tel Chili.
Jan 26, 2021•32 min
The first hour of today's show is presented in low quality for our non Patreon subscribers, and since we don't have a Patreon, that means everyone. Rafe and Ari host. They talk about splits of the perineum, a bus driving off a 50 foot bridge, Donald Trump's 5d chess plan for another 4 years, and zero ply toilet paper.
Jan 20, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about the most racist animal on planet earth, Christmas tree sadists, Jeppson's Mallort, and the end of the No Pants Subway Ride.
Jan 13, 2021•34 min
Rafe and Ari host. They talk about Trump Media replacing Social Media, 4 foot long poop streaks in their apartment, pasta heists, and sweet potato fries.
Jan 06, 2021•1 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 35