The universe is just Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Many pinauttas? Oh, yeah many would, say, I have a plethora of pinyuttas and why? A plethora? Oh yeah, you have a plethora. She Kephey what is a plethora!? Well, why woof? Will you told me I have a plethora And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora and find out that that person has no idea
What it means to have a plethora. Hello. Hi. Welcome back. It's us Nicole and And Leonna is here is our third me go. Oh, yeah, that's who oh damn who's gotta be Chevy Chase. I don't want to be we'll have to be you're gonna have a Rochambo show who has to be dusty who's the dustiest the tallest We go by height. We're all pretty close. I know that's gonna be a nobody has to be centimeter To this set of we're gonna do this right. Oh get out the little everybody get better
But her to get barefoot and we're talking about three amigos for Cinco de Mayo. Yeah Tomorrow Cinco de Mayo. So what better way to celebrate a Mexican holiday? I'm only mainly celebrated by white people But then have bunch white people that are pretending to are they're not only pretending to be Mexican No, they're really not they're just in Mexico other than that they're all pretending to be their dress like a Marriachi band
I don't know like did you Mexican gunslingers really dressed like that? No, no like what about those outfits? You'll be able to spot them from a mile like they all everybody else was like Gray, Jean, Jamie and Lynn around yeah desert filthy colored
Everybody was the color of the desert indeed another teeth were gross. Oh, yeah So you see their teeth really that was what the dead giveaway was all their teeth so white and bright Exactly and if you have not seen this which shame on you I know it's a it's on prime right now
Mm-hmm you can check it out there you could get it there. Let's get into this cast We have Steve Martin as lucky day Martin short as Ned meterlander and Chevy Chase's dusty bottoms and Alfonso Arahuas El Guapo Patrish Patrish Patrish Martinez as Katamann Tony Plana as hefe Randy Newman as the singing bush John love it for a tiny Right just love it and Phil Hartman. We've got it with as Morty and Sam which you They were just they were just the assistant to Joe Montana
Harry Flugelman Kai Wolf as the German. Oh, I didn't get any of Betty else That was it and I have to make a special mention to Betty Carvalo as well Yes, who is the grandma of my old old friend Dresden? Yep, and I've met her and I was like super Intimidated by her husband because he's like a war vet who's got one arm and he's like this big dude
And like she's a little time. Yeah, I don't know. We met and we had dinner and he was not mean But I was dating his granddaughter in the 90s and so he wasn't he was like a kind of old school dude You know, so he wasn't like super thrilled that I was holding hands with his 18 year old granddaughter But you know, oh, congratulations by the way. Oh, yeah, congrats Dresden on your baby And she was in lots of stuff. She was in diehard Halloween five or four or five maybe five the one with Danielle
Yeah, I think she was in both of both one that the nurse. Yeah, the nurse She was in Jagg Oh Jack Falcon crest another Falcon she goes in the big diagram with Falcon crest So yeah, she has a long list Betty she does and yeah, and then I just had Randy Newman as a singing bush And that's all I had right so we start out musically And they're in full gear on horseback And we get our long we are the Amigos forever forever
14 seconds. Yes for 14 seconds and Amigos forever will be and it's Mexico 1916 which I don't remember as a kid even really registering it was supposed to be 1916 I mean, I guess it would stand to reason because the movies that they're in Like I love and I mean cars are new. Yeah, I guess the cars were also like a you know whatever So anyway, Rodrigo and Carmen on a donkey are looking like she makes this little boy pour on a donkey
Well, she can't walk I mean what's wrong with her legs? She she's late to save like disabled again Every really there's somebody and she writes side saddle on the barrage does because she's Lady and they go to the cantina to find if the cantina boracho
They got to find somebody they're from the village of Santa Polco. Yep. They're looking for men to help them Right because El Guapo threatens their lives and so some white man with a mustache Right, he's a guy will help you That was a mouth was a mustache Yeah, he offers to help it. She got a help him. I know
He's so they're also grimy. Yeah, it's the grime for me. No, not the grime. Oh No, not the grime Like that's organic And Rodrigo intercepts and they leave and Roderick goes like nobody's gonna help us and then the church bells chime Right the holy mother will help us and the church bells chime and they go out there to the church And they're doing a movie night or day and like is that a thing in 1916 the church got its hands on silent films probably and just did it
Yeah, I mean that night because it's not like they were objectionable although there was quite a few objectionable Movies in those days because of course the first thing that we did once we could make music pictures was
Terrible things. Oh, yeah, yeah, oh and terrible things. Yeah, like animal abuse and pornography Yeah, like right up there of course And so she they sit down all enamored by the three amigos up right screen we ride And unlike these white ass horses they saved the little town in the movie and she immediately goes to send a Telegraph off to Hollywood right asking the Pictures and Hollywood California and like Carmen Beyond what made you think that this was like I get everything about this exchange
New and you maybe thought it was a sign because you was talking about like holy mother and like the church bells and you saw it at the church But like well, yeah, but they could only do the 10 peso version. They do like the 23 peso version Which is like you're great We need you to come down here and like go up against El Guapo. He's terrible. He's evil right he tells them like we'll say
Infamous but then he doesn't even say to stop the infamous. Oh, it just says the infamous stop. Oh, right left out the word stop Yeah, well, yeah, so yeah, you get they get the $10 version or $10 10 peso version and like okay So if it costs 10 pesos just to send a telegram 100,000 pesos is not well, it doesn't matter because they're gonna refuse it Oh, cuz that's what they did in the movie right because they really
She's an idiot. She's a complete and total fetish. She's like oh, it's fine. Roderigo
He's like we don't have a hundred thousand pesos. She's like don't worry about it. They're not gonna take it anyway Yeah, that's like they did in the movie We just saw that one time for the first time Ten minutes ago when I made this decision what I rode in on a donkey and cut to goldsmith pictures in Hollywood Yep, where Flugalman has the three amigos in front of him and he's talking to him about getting back to basics
They did some weird side projects. They went nobody wanted to see the three amigos go to Manhattan wealthy Spanish landowner Right, they like that help peasants right and we strayed from the formula But now we could go do this thing down in Baja will shoot Nate days and like and lucky's like hold on a second That'll be the day They gotta get what what and he's like No, no no show exactly like what did you say? Yeah, he's like are you not living in the studio mansion?
Or you know what close job yeah, exactly he was like there in the studio mansion You're kicked out of the studio mansion you're out of there. Where'd you get those clothes from wardrobe those outfits?
They're cute little like Newsy outfits or whatever And they get saddles shoes straight kicked off the lights in their underpants They're stripped the three amigos all his track and like how come they got to keep the hats they came with the hats the socks the shoes that and ties and collars the starched yeah separate that's so weird
I mean it was 1916. I don't know how close were in that I don't know how closed work clothes worked back then and a Telegram arrives just at that moment right he's like I know show biz something always turns up and sure shit Telegram for the three amigos and they open and read this
Redacted version of the original message and think oh, what's in famous and yeah They don't know the meaning of the word in the news like no, that's like when you're more famous than famous Oh, he's a big actor in Mexico that right out of Mexico and let's like wow Chevy chase of the wow in famous in famous and how do they even get there they have no money?
Well, I don't know they're poorer and homeless and the they said they made it sound like the studio doesn't pay them period That they just won't be the studio system would be that way I suppose the fact that we hold you and give you clothes and made you famous
Like that's what you get you eat here. That's what you get you eat here. You sleep here. You live here. You die here Yep, you belong to us and all your intellectual property belongs to us all your shit belong to us So they break back into wardrobe to get their costumes right they wait until dark
Still in their underwear. Yes, still in their underwear because again They don't even have a place to go or any other clothes So I don't know how they flew to Mexico, but any or well, I guess you don't have to fly from California to Mexico
No, they're in Hollywood they hitchhiked I guess I guess if they're addresses in those outfits Yeah, like if people knew who they were you gonna sit three of those hats in a car must be in a convertible Hiked in a convertible You said yourself when you brought the sunbar over
That's true. If it's three of them in your car. They don't fold. Nope. They don't roll You have to sit on a very long motorcycle They got a they got one of those bicycles for three oh Oh, no bicycle built for not they would have left that scene in because I would have been hilarious
That would have been hilarious. That would have been too bad too bad missed opportunity So instead lucky gets up on the wall to try to sneak in and this whole scene where he's doing the bird call Whipple will whipple will Hey, hey look at me look at me look at me look at me you got you guys
It's finally like they're in right for like him. They're so down like whatever talk about Fabian's well well and security catches them in wardrobe But they use the ropes to swing down across the room out they go they make it away And then we see we're back in Mexico and this German pilot shows up to the cantina
Yep, and the same cantina looking for El Guapo. He's got something that he wants And he's waiting for some friends and they do certainly will know him They keep some dude in the background keeps commenting on this pretty little gun right He's like, where'd you get that pretty little good? Why don't you come sit on my lap like you say the same fucking guy The mustache guy I think it might have been I think it might have been he just can't help himself. He's got to say fucking
It's the mustache. Are you one of those people one of those people that's just gotta say fucking something? Shope Take a beat swallow it you don't need to say that beach of meat. I don't know there you go go jork your Pete
So he gets he starts he shoots that dude right now. It's like oh shit and the bartender dugs people start getting out of the way And then he shoots a bunch of dudes and they're all like and this bartender his name is Fred asparagus I saw that what a name Fred asparagus it's gotta be a show name right like ours anybody's real last name asparagus a Sparagress a spirit oh god No, I can say it correctly. I'm like my mother. I think she does it now because she knows it bothers me
I think she could say asparagus she could do it. She chooses not to because she knows it makes it's like nails on a chalkboard to me She likes to watch me gag a little every time she says asparagus and I'm like Mom Why do you do it? I love you, but why do you do it? So yes, he um shoots these dudes and he's like look
I got friends coming and they're not as nice as me. Yeah, I hope it'd be nicer to them because they're not as nice as I am and they're dragging bodies off and the bodies off and like right as the German leaves and walks down the street here comes the coach with the three amigos, so that's how they got there in a coach, but I don't know how they paid for stage coach. Yes, they figured they were
I guess just because they were famous. I guess So they enter the cantina and santa up to the bar and everybody immediately thinks these are the friends because he said you'll know them when you see them right because they also have pretty little guns Mm-hmm. Make sure do Uh excuse us. We're not Mexicans. Yeah, like you know to say that no shit
And is it not Steve Martin who says that I can't remember the widest of all of them. We're from out of town Yeah, um, but we're supposed to be doing a personal appearance or something like that and they ask for a hotel And they're like there's no hotel hotel. It's like well while we're waiting. Oh, we have a message for you Mm-hmm your friend was here We have a message for you. He said to wait here, and they're like oh well, I guess while we're waiting right as we'll have some beer
We don't have any beer only tequila. What's tequila? It's like beer, right? We'll take three of those right and they do that that the physical comedy thing with their shot Do a spaz out moment right So now um, they're like well, oh god everyone's really grim like everyone's probably really intimidated because yes They think everybody in this little town knows no
Exactly and like they're like come on dusty like get on that piano. Yeah, go play that. We'll do you know We'll do a little number and lucky and then start up My little buttercup has the sweetest smile Oh, the sweet little buttercup has the stage of wild
And they do this adorable little choreographed dance together and Little taps and then when they're done everyone just looks terrified and nobody in the class was just stunned Right, they're all flabbergasted and then that's when like they come out and they see the plane takeoff right?
Right and that recognizes it like oh when I was in little netty goes to war is this before after oh no because they do they make everybody like everybody join in Yes during the little buttercup song yes, oh wow, oh wow Because they're like terrifying they're making them sing along
Chevy chase with his weird kermit singing oh no that was friend no yeah, oh that was friend that's right at the end When Chevy chase sings later he's got that And so yeah, they're looking at the plane and he goes Ned tells him it's a male plane I'm like how can you tell he's like didn't she see the little balls and he keeps and they're just like huh?
And he's like cuz they're looking still the little ball. He's like to himself like dying laughing Male play male play and they laugh, but they still don't get what the fuck that he's talking about So as they exit the cantina the Germans real friends come up right and the guy from ex files
Yes, that the you know the jawline guy whatever guy that wasn't the with the He had a little flat top Mm-hmm look Have with the neck and that's and because everybody in the bar thinks that the three amigos were the mean guys They like oh cute outfits look at these little sissy's yeah look at the sissy's and they just start shooting everybody anyway They start blasting exactly the bartenders like this town's getting too rough. Yeah, it's too rough for me So now
Rodrigo tells Karmin that the three amigos have arrived. Yes, they rush over and greet them and she's like oh take you to send a pogo Right, so she puts all three of them on one or two or I thought there's was a horse and she was on a donkey
Emuel or at least a bigger donkey because it was bigger than hers. Yeah, she was on the same donkey and back they go To the village of Santa Polka and now if Dusty had shut up and let the patriarch of this family read his little speech They probably would have figured out right away, but that's what this is not an acting job because the speech was gonna be about What they were coming to save our town exactly?
But he's like no, he's an asshole. He might add my autograph. I feel like this is just him being Chevy chase all winking at him like yeah Oh, so big deal he probably just did that and they kept it runs up like can I have your watch when you are Yeah, that little boy is so cute and I feel like he was in stuff other stuff. I feel like your right face was familiar to me familiar Um, and so they eat with the family that night and there seems to be quite a lot of
uh Mexican villagers in a small village that speak English. Oh, yeah in 1916. Yeah. Yeah A read English you almost hear no Spanish like very little Spanish. It's just Pokemon this movie In Mexico, there's very little Spanish And so they eat with the family and Carmen's making eyes at lucky across the table already. He's like hey, do you have anything besides Mexican food Dusty?
Come on now. You're in Mexico. I mean, I know no one's speaking Spanish. You might have forgotten you Yes, exactly and so they make them share it one bed to sleep They sleep in one big bed and they talk about all the things they're gonna do with their hundred thousand pesos
They talk about what the show is and Roger go with hazy on the details But it sounds like in a couple days a guapo rides in here like he owns the place and then we like do a little thing And scare him off run him off or whatever, but um I'm not sure and then they talk about what are you gonna do with your money? And they I they have really overestimated. I think how much a hundred thousand pesos was converted. They probably don't know no
They probably will not do and all kinds of crazy stuff. Who knows was that a lot of money in 1916? I don't know like I said it cost 10 pesos to send a telegram That's also true. So if it costs 10 pesos just to send a telegram it was like five dollars. Yeah There's like the rent and stimpy thing where they do everything for five dollars Feel like it was not a hundred thousand dollars. I feel like it was ten thousand dollars maybe to split between three people
Not even that to be generous. Let's just say ten thousand dollars generous, but I guess in 1916 that still be a lot of money. I'm quite a bit of coin. So I don't know better know But you know me I'm bad at math. That's also true. I don't know the conversions So now our guapo dudes we see our guapo's guys hanging out drinking and they're out of tequila. Oh yes
So they got to go back to Santa Polka. Oh, they'll be happy to see us get more tequila right and the ladies are there doing their washing and like they ask Carmi which one do you like the best? She's like I like the one that's not so smart and they're all which which one And then here come the bandito's so they're like fuck so they run back to get the amigos who are just getting
Getting up and getting dressed right and they're like what would there's never a hersel like wow, okay? I guess you're right whatever it would be six thousand dollars a hundred thousand cases in 1916 so two grand a piece Well, but again not for the type of things they were talking about that's true. No go to Paris. I don't know how much that would cost Take a boat. Yeah, I don't know they'd have to get to New York first and then sail to Paris Big shiny car maybe maybe
Foundation for homeless children. Oh, I was gonna do that too. Yeah. Yeah, sure sure sure of course So they get down there and they like totally confuse these What I mean I got to give him credit for this jump onto the horses and never ever do that shit You want to get kicked because yeah, I don't want to get hit right in the dick Unless that horse has been trained don't ever rush up on a horse from behind it three amigos a horse
No, that shit snow joke. So yeah, they're confusing him right around a circle and slime eating dogs right You come some of a motherless goat and they're like look at any other their banditos like Wherever there is injustice you will find us wherever there is suffering will be there wherever line Wherever Liberty is threatened you will find the three Amigos Right around shooting in the air and they write off to tell because they're just confused
I know they should like what you have like nah, let's go back. It's all here. So all the villagers are like Your magnificent so yeah, they get it back and they tell a guapo They're setting up a camera yeah doing like photoshoots with essay and the girls. Yeah Like what was that setup? It was almost like a genie like a um right or like a sin bad scene like a pirate yeah
Something rather I don't know what should have been an artist. I know he was missing Don't be without violence Stop the violence but the violence in your art create to be violent don't just show us violence with your right You can use your photography and just stage the violence So they tell him about these dudes and he's like I'm gonna find them open their stomachs grab their intestines and squeeze the shit out of them Gross yeah gross
So then he goes back to taking his photos. Yeah, now it's like fiesta time. There's like fireworks and music and dancing and Martin short always finds a reason to do that Grimley Yep All the time all the time so Martin short. He's doing the dance Dusty's playing that Spanish guitar and that's why I wrote them so weird He's not even worth no and he's not even playing either
Lucky shows off his lasso skills. He learned those when he worked at Disneyland when he was in Oh, he really did he knows how to do that he learned it at Disneyland Nice when he worked there looking like a 40-year-old man with like three kids at a mortgage like 18 It's funny that Steve Martin like one of the quintessential dads Didn't become a dad until the year I became a parent really yes, I didn't know that he has a kid the same age as my kid
Wow, I didn't never really thought about it. I never had any kids until then and we've got another Martin short coming up this year Right are we doing parenthood? Yeah, yeah, we were gonna do the jerk. I feel like it's got marked. I mean yeah I mean Steve Martin Martin short. I know it's to Martin. Yes, they're all one Uncle Martin Especially because now they do the they do that only murders in the building together
They do that like stand up tour type of deal together. So yeah, they're all one just Uncle Martin's in my mind Do you solve what is it? Martin short and Merrill's street out there hitting the town. Yeah, I'm like get it right now Because she's still looking good And he knows it's kind of the same like he really does just I mean he's got some obviously some signs of aging But he's not like falling apart nothing. I'm all hot for Martin short, but like
That face, but that makes that face. How do you make fucking Clifford face and bed?
Oh, you're like just stop. He does that. That's part of their thing over to you. Oh my god I Think it would be fun for a little while and then it would be like once or twice, but it's like not every time if he's like because I it seems like he's like that just all the time probably like that's not him being on like I think that's just maybe that works because it's not like you have to Like oh, I don't have to get hot for you right?
Just hang out and have fucking yeah, they're old. Why not like I'm into that kind of companionship That could be totally cool So anyway anyhow, so yeah, he goes um oh Dusty's getting flirted with and she's like, oh would you like to kiss me? Oh, yeah
You can kiss me out on the on the veranda and he's like on the lips. They'll be fine And like Ned's telling the children about how he met Dorothy Gish and Lily is looking at him like I look at you When you tell me those stories about old actors and I'm just like that's exactly who this is their old It's old. She's a Lily and Gish was like in old yeah I love movies and they have that blank look on their face like huh?
I think she said you young man have it oh And all the kids like cool blank stairs So in the morning after the party the church bell rings it's like right outside their window like we'll get another room next time And they wake up all hungover and groggy and El Guapo himself Uh-oh and all his men are there. They must ride against him now right? And they're like now we'll fuck I get why I thought we're gonna do we gotta do the show again
And they get ready for show number two, right? He's like it's nice working with yeah, and they're already so confused Lucky starts with the same insults that Whatever you slide me dogs Yeah, and they do their little introduction and like Tell us a little dialogue dogs and Dusty's like no, we will find so they say it's like there's no
Like like lions and we're the three amigos. They do their fucking salute Which I used to do as a kid And like why is it like a fucking get your balls checked off that they do at the end with that little pelvic thrust And they try to do the same thing run around shooting Yeah, but I like guys. Yeah, they're funny and these like just kill one of them right And so they shoot it lucky and it grazes his arm and he falls off the course. Oh
Get he walked over there. Give me that gun. Let me see that. Oh real bullets. You're a big trouble mister I'm keeping this bullet. I'm keeping this and then he finally starts to realize the gravity of the situation And goes back to the other boys and is like they're gonna kill us. This is real. They're gonna kill us in the old start Oh I'm doing it Mexico and lucky's like I've been shot already let me talk to them Through tears right so they explain to agro apo their actors
Doc Carmen. Sorry. We want to go home. Yeah, like we don't I don't want to die. You don't want to die like dogs Well if we can avoid that part and Carmen hears them and they try to do my little butter come pro guapo So yeah, he's like oh, I only kill men not crying women So go yeah, go get out of here. So they run and take their horses and take off like cowards, right and Santa Polco you were foolish to try to stop Oguapo Carmen
Mm-hmm. You heard my feelings Carmen and he gives her the eyebrow waggle Buenos Dias and I Oh guapo lower those eyebrows C. Hefe a rose can bloom in the desert Lights is cigar on some dynamite and
Santa Polco is no longer under my protection. Yeah, scoop's carbonate. It's L. Hefe's now the town is yours Mochachos and hefe they start blowing all the shit up They burn and burn the town chase the people shooting the air fucking crazy chaos Yep, and before we find out whether the villagers can repair their village and where the three amigos went
We're gonna take a quick break. Let's do it. We're right back And we're back we are back in the three amigos are riding through all of this devastation Yeah, the villagers are cleaning up the rubble when they santa are back into town tailing their legs Yeah, and they go back up to Carmen's house like we can't get on stuff. What things?
No, there's the clothes on their backs. Right first of all they didn't have anything. I guess they had pajamas apparently, but like other than that and like you don't have anything Oguapo took everything's like a where's Carmen he took her to so lucky and dusty Are ready to go back to Hollywood but Ned's like low-med gun. What are we going back for?
What do we have to go back for the three amigos are dead here? No jobs no money No place to live no family no women no self respect and they're like whoa He's like well, we could be three amigos down here for real. I'm drawing a line in the sand and he sure do our men are mice What'll it be what let be? Lucky straps on his little hot cord. Yes, cross the line. There's a little gun spin Uh-huh and dusty after much consideration and shooting himself in the foot with a blank
Crosses the line right do their salute. Yep, and they ride hop on their horses and ride off into the desert Right, which they stole those horses And then my first and I had a note But then I erased it because they address it where I was like how do they know where they're going and then it's like They only wrote three to four miles before we had to turn back and ask for directions. Yes
So that night they're camping out under the stars. Oh, I love this. This scene is so back trough like it gives me like Peewee. Yes, it gives me natural history museum Set up to like in like there's no man kind of glass. Yes. Yeah, like they're part of a display of like the old west also like That those old movies were be painted backdrafts and like so it looked like that. Yeah, you know
Built cactuses and pelts and Ned cut bats for dinner. Yes, it's bacon. This oh, it's bacon. It's like bacon jerky or something I always remember the sound of them trying to crunch the wings on the bat and Yeah, I'm trying to know it and so
The directions they were given were go east until you come to the singing bush Say the magic chant yep fire one shot in the air which summons the invisible swordsmen and he will show you to El Guapo And my notice is this is how people normally get to the village where El Guapo is right
I can't you to get an out of the middle and nowhere it's an existing mission. They took over. It's not a magical location Why would I do is this like it was just a Guapo's idea to be like mystical right the legendary Like it changes spots every time like even El Guapo and his men have to go find the singing like once they killed the invisible swordsmen right here
I know nobody's gonna be able to get there again. Yeah, that's what happens to everybody at the end because I was like Well, they're still out there like it's so go out there and do like fucking whatever So before all that happens. So they're just they're
Get trying to get ready to go to sleep right. Koi how's in the distance and that is startled He's never slept outside before and so dusty plays him a lullaby on his guitar Arizona So yes, so they sing this song and like the the part that I remember the most part is the little cowboy Yes, I can't even remember the little cowboy clothes your eyes and dream And so they sing him a little song about being a cowboy and the horses are doing backup vocals the animals are popping a law
Yes, the desert creatures are vibing the tortoise and the coyote and the owl and yeah, they all say good night to each other And the next day they're dying in the heat of the desert sun Yes, it's the middle of the day in a flat hot desert their week. There's no water for lucky Yeah, lucky pulls out his canteen. He's got two drops and Dusty's over there a chug of lugging and drops it again I feel like he's just heavy
Bidding it out right probably throws it in the dirt lip bound. Yes. Oh lip balm lip bound like offers it to them They're just looking at him. I mean yeah I'll have some I guess and so they come upon the singing bush and ravine Oh I'll be coming around about when they come Show me coming around and it sings in same yeah, and they're trying to talk to it and it doesn't like will not shut up
It's just do blow blow blow the man now. Yeah, they do their little chance, right? It's like oh my Chupchup Chupchup chupchup Chup Chupchup Chupchup Chupchup, far to far to far to far to far to far Chupchup and then I couldn't even write down what Chevy cheeses Chupchup and he shoots to the side. I know and shoots Kiki and visible swordsman. Oh no, now they will never find out guapo Yes, like picks up his wrist and drops it. It was amazing. I
I should have looked up how they did that. Yeah, because that was pretty impressive 1986 this is yeah, yeah So but they see you the red lane so one lane lane red flames flames Fames I was watching cluelier. I know and yeah, they see it play over and decide to follow it right I bet that's heading to all guapo's so mount up So big-ass pinata is being delivered to all guapo It's out guapo's birthday and he's wanting Carmen who would sooner die
And she's like that other lady is like coaching her like let me prepare you. Do you know what four-play is no? Oh good neither does that guapo So they're having many pinata's delivered has the German arrived. He's got the only presence I want guns Oh, well, you'll like your other presence. We have lots of pinatas in the storeroom with lots of little surprises Would you say I have a pinatas oh what a plethora oh? Yes
What was like yeah, what does that mean? What does that mean? It's a movie that taught all of us the word plethora a plethora Anything even though he doesn't ever actually explain no not really but he does have a plethora of pinatas So you know the definition I would hate to have someone tell me I have a plethora of pinatas and Have face like could it be That this is because you are turning 40 today oh No or that Carmen chooses to sleep in herself instead of with you just take her guapo
Oh, you don't understand women you cannot open the pedals of a flower you have to wait until she opens her flower to you When do you think Carmen will open her flower to you tonight are all killer And the German arrives right on time of course because he's German
And the amigos leave their horses. They've now arrived. They go sneak a peek They go to scope it out and it's impossible It's like we'll just have to use our brains Damn it Here come the guns and the German in his pals or ride with the crates
German loads one of the guns hands it to a guapo that that's Paco Hey Paco who's the guy on the roof hold your hat out Higher higher shoots the man off the roof Oh, and he's pleased and invites the Germans to stay for the party And there is indeed a plethora of pinatas and they shoot him
mm-hmm and so now Dusty they go sneaking around the side Dusty's gonna throw rock to distract the guy up on the wall But he just like Yeah, like task failed successfully and so they go okay now they're gonna climb the wall They grabbed the like pinata ropes to stay down yeah, and like Dusty ends up in Carmen's room Ned gets his feet stuck or his spurs stuck in a pinata and just stuck above the fucking thing Measure it right and just pop like just falls in the dirt in front of the banditos
So lucky demands out guapo stop hassling Santa Poco and that they change their government to the three branches of government Judicial executive and they're like what He's like in the girl Carmen B returned to me unharmed and I was like why did you come now? I have to kill you like What are you fucking talking about? I liked you. Why are you making me do this? Yeah So now Lucky's taken to the dungeon and he's trying to like unionize out guapo's
I know something against him. I'm like no you need a new system like you don't have to work for him and guapo's out here Doing his little dance with Kuchita the Germans are loving this fucking party. Oh, I know I'm used by this and that is up there just still up there how tired are his arms?
I know he's just stretched out was cuz he don't weigh nothing much. He weighs but like a loaf of bread He's about to make yep So Dusty's in there telling Carmen the plan which is just to break in and that was it
I have a plan to escape and now like the guard is sleeping and I don't know why they just didn't go But I know instead Dusty's like hesitating unknocking him out with his gun and so Carmen does it just does it She's like take his clothes so you can walk around Unnoticed or whatever as the disguise
So lucky gets shackled up in the dungeon on this weird like pulley weight system where they leave the keys for him where if you can get to them come and get them Guadito That he can have him so we a whole off and on thing of him just wait here then right they still are not
Really taking this as seriously as they should be right so Dusty tells Carmen to go get horses and be ready to meet them right and Saunters just right out into this fucking party like I don't know what his plan was He goes down to the courtyard without I guess because he was in disguise I guess and but he gets pushed right up to the front of the group Right he's standing there by the table where hefe decides to toast El Guapo on his 33rd birthday
Today he is and guapo looks at him. He's like 33 years old the boys chipped in and we got you a gift It's a sweater Deserts of Mexico and the 1900s a big ass dick sweater. It is a nice sweater. He does seem to like it
He really loves it. He's very pleased and lucky still in his cell trying to reach the key's gonna make it gonna make it gonna make it never make it never make it never make it never make it He slams it back into the wall and then you know guapo's got the sweater tied around his shoulders giving the speech Shank all his men. He's like I know each of you like I know my own smell again gross guapo you And he goes to name them all and he Jose and I don't know
I don't know what destiny was Jose. Yeah, so he names all the other ones Jose And we uh burn the village and uh rape the horses Road off on the wind in plundered and prune the hedges of many small villages Hell are you Another one of the goddamn green goes our green goes falling from the sky and then bam There comes Ned doing exactly that falls on the table now. We have them all but the German knows Ned
He's like hold up. I know that man. That's Ned need a lender my favorite silver screen movie star He's my hero seen all his films he inspired me to learn the art of the quick draw even little netty knickers And I wanted to be just like him, but then I found out about movie trick. No, I didn't I really did I'm really am that fast like let's let's do it go get a stopwatch. He's like no no for real
We play for keeps and so guapo keeps dusty there. You know just in case you want to see your friend die And he goes off scene it Like what the fuck Lucky finally frees himself. Yes, and he's like stock in the halls But the German is serious and like the Hefe gives Ned another gun. He's like if you're gonna die a gigantic gun that like weighs half his body
He barely lift it. That's not a good gun for him not for a quick draw But when he does when lucky's out on top of the wall and sees this happen and when Ned does draw and he does He shoots him first and he flies back his ass all the way back into the horse and like he the gun flies up and Lucky catches it start shooting and dusty pulls out a knife and like And they threaten now guapo that he's gonna be so full of lead
He'll be using his dick as a pencil and he's like what do you mean? I don't know I don't know so lucky gets them all all the banditos to throw down that gun. Not you dusty lie down and put your hands behind your head Right Ned open the gates and here comes Carmen with the horses and they write off Uh-huh, and Nell tells them Ned tells them not touch those guns and of course I'll go off Of course, he is like fuck get that ride amigos ride and they come across that plane
Well, Kansita runs out holding the sweater. Oh, yeah They find the plane like oh good Ned you know how to fly this right? It's like well. No, my stuntman did but I'm pretty sure I can do it and like really an amigo on each wing I like it's not even a big enough plane. I know how people would do all the time right isn't that back from the time
When people would be doing the challenge to hang in on the god damn biplane wing. Oh my god. It's insane Walkers and they walkers have a scary Whatever chase and then scream in like they finally get there They see Santa Polco and they can he manages to land safely surprisingly safely. Yes a smooth-ish landing So the three amigos they rally all the villagers to come and fight but like their main skill is sewing right like
Well, what can you do really well and he's like sewing? He's like oh shit. Oh, but remember amigos amigos amigos right Do you think that will work? It's our only hope right? So they all get to work. They so like the wind Yes so old woman so like the wind and now guapo and his men arrive and where's the plane? They move the plane like they weren't that far behind them It's it didn't seem like it was that far from their village like there's no time they cut up To the plane in the first
Yeah, amigos cut up to the plane in the first place not that long right to get to aguapos That's what I'm saying so I don't they had what 10 minutes to sew they sew the fucking house Exactly they should they they all need to be on drag race Like the wind and so because here comes out guapo and the planes gone the villagers are gone right? It's like whoo who where are you? You and shots come from the balcony. There's pop shots behind them. They're everywhere. There's some over here
There's some over there. They're on all sides and The bandito start bailing on aguapo right seems like there's like a hundred amigos. Well, they dig that fucking hole in those What I know you know they probably did that shiver. I mean like they they fell down I always used to hate that when they don't do that with the horses when they make them like trip them up and like make them fall and shit I know it's probably I don't know there's probably
That but still I'm sure by this time there was rules this had happened in 1916. They just would have fucking oh they just yeah They just were fucking they'd kill like 12 a day a dozen the day by the way I want to be I still in my head. I tried to watch the new bronca I was so bored. I could I mean I got ten minutes. I got to where he's there and he does a little floaty chocolates and I was just not
It's not as good. I did not even make it to a goddamn oompa Okay, is that the trick is I gotta make it to the oompa surprisingly
What's his tits? Excellent oompa luba Hugh Grant excellent oompa interesting. He kind of does watch the lip sheen wilder willy wonka thing as an oompa luba so maybe that's who that was his mentor that oompa I don't get him to be perhaps perhaps that's what we got that shit from but anyway anyway that was my favorite part of The movie really and so yeah a hefe doesn't bail and he's like I'm still here and is immediately shot
Completely shot and he like does that little but umpa bump uh-huh it flips over and then falls And how guapo's knocked off his horse and then shot and all the amigos run out and surround him he's like come here Closer shoots lucky in the foot That was a good trick and then just dies right he died So now it's the everything's all fine and they're departing the village I'm gonna miss you senior dusty yeah little Pablo's gonna miss dust you can have my watch
Gives him a little hug and they're like we are men without homes. Yeah, it's a wonder And mama Sanchez that's Dresden's grandma tells them they always have a home there right lucky smooches on Carmen He's like I'll come back one day. She's like why?
Oh, I uh thought maybe you and I know like a little and she's just like oh I guess so sure and the hottest girl in town that you've never seen before appears until now I was she got to make it on net and Like everyone's looking at him like whoa hey Whoa, hey, what's up, man
So they get on their horses let's ride oh they give them the money, but yes, their net gives it back the justice done And wherever there is injustice you will find us wherever there is suffering will be there Wherever liberty is threatened you will find the three amigos And off into the sunset to where I don't have no jobs no money no home no families
Like they're gonna die in the desert. Yeah I gave them six weeks after this they're dead in the desert six weeks six weeks That's a lot probably that's giving a lot of credit Genres and I did that stupid salute for two Just like I thought that was so funny. Why I don't know I don't know But yeah, I did the only thing I have about what it doomed me was that it's how we all learned about a plethora here
Yeah, it's very true. I don't know Dumed I mean, I don't know if that's the word To be amused by these three men Forever Chevy chase Yeah, Chevy chase Dume doom doom Chevy doom chase doom. We're gonna need to it's only 48 minutes. Wow Fucking fast
One of those ones where it's a lot of physical comedy gags. It's like you can't really describe it all You got a wife is you really do you kind of have to see it Kim was talking about that and of course I didn't watch it that there's a um Steve Martin documentary right now somewhere that's got um um
She said there's a lot of stuff with Martin short and a lot of him talking about how apparently a lot of his movies were flops initially and That he got a lot of shit about them not making a lot of money, but I to me Steve Martin was always a movie star like well Yeah, parenthood and father the bride and The jerk and I mean, yeah, there was so many things Yeah, yeah, it won't just siren alive. Well, that's the Lord Michael's production. That's right. It was written by
written in part by Steve Martin. What was the first Lord Michael's movie? This wasn't it wasn't there would no because they did Blues brothers would have been way before this probably oh, that's true. That's true. I feel like blues brothers might have been the first SNL movie. Oh, maybe what was the first SNL movie? Let's find out. There's been so many since so many that you don't even really think about it What was the first SNL movie go?
What was it tell me They've got no not the very first Saturday night live I can get the first what would you call it? Yeah, blues brothers. I was like that seems right. Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep What are there we've done weans world? What are their SNL movies have we done we have cone heads coming up?
Oh, yeah My god Stewart saves his family What's that that Stewart from the daily affirmations guy smart enough gosh started people like me Uh cone heads wains world its past Stewart saves his family night at the Roxbury superstar ladies man Oh, here we go Uh Wains world was the second one. Okay. Wow. It took that long between well, but wait. This was before wains world
But this wasn't like a Saturday nightlife sketch. Oh, that's true. They weren't characters from Saturday night So it was like affiliated, but okay, these are all characters from The last one was please don't destroy the treasure of foggy mountain. What
That's an SNL movie. It's what it just says. I would have thought it was um Magrubber that was the second to last Okay, that one I've heard of last so yeah, no, please don't destroy colon The treasure of foggy mountain Martin Oh, those are the writers who was in it oh Martin heri John Higgins and then Marshall I don't know who's on there now, so I don't know who's on there now So yeah, we have no yearbook signings this week you guys
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