Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): "Down she go to turtle land."

The city is under siege with a kid crime army led by the Foot Clan under their master Shredder (James Saito) and Master Tatsu (Toshishiro Obata). Newscaster April O'Neil (Judith Hoag) is trying to spread the news of the rise of this criminal empire while being suppressed by her boss Charles (Jay Patterson) under the direction of police chief Stearns (Raymond Serra) while Charles's son Danny (Michael Turney) runs with the Foot Clan. While all this happens, Splinter (Kevin Clash), a big mutated rat, has been training turtles he found in the sewers to fight crime in the city - he named them after his favorite painters Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael. Together with April and vigilante, greasy, hot ass Casey Jones (Elias Koteas) they manage to save the city, Splinter and themselves in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, this week in Doom Generation.

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