Mortal Kombat ('95): "Shang Tsung will have your pickle."

Take a slow cartwheel into our final fatality of February. We're boarding a dragon boat to another dimension where the hairs got body and the body got body, double 4 balls, double Dean Koontz, Kenny Rogers Kung Fu master and Christopher Lambert the house down BOOTS. Ask the tough questions like who's bringing the soup, why is there soup? The spoon suggests soup. This isn't a meet and greet sir, the rules are whatever this serious Bob says. FINISH HIM! It's Mortal Kombat, now playing on Doom Generation!