House on Haunted Hill (1999): "Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?"

We continue our month of Halloween fun with our first actually scary movie. Casanova Frankenstein does John Waters doing Vincent Price in this look inside rich people games. Is it flirtatious banter or homicidal intent? How did Lisa Loeb get wrapped up in this? Haunted emails, poor gun etiquette, cheekbone glitter, getting your face melon balled, tiddies & monstrosities, karma for fingering a corpse, Mango's attorneys will contact you, Debbie Mazar's best day, and we discover that being adopted is the best defense from vengeful spirits.