Batman (1989): "You...are my #1...guy."

Taking it back to when Batman was simple, straight up, no nipples. Our one and only Batman....Michael Keaton. Grissom breaths intensify as we journey into Dark City, we mean New York, we mean Gotham. We are joined by our first research assistant, Kim the Oracle! Batman works Alfred to the bone (someone call his union rep). Vicki Vale is a stage 5 clinger, Alfred is NOT your wing man, a moment of silence for Mickey Rourke's original face, Mitch Hedberg jokes, Adam West went down on Tessa, Nicole stands up for the patriarchy, Jimmy Cuervo, did Vicki rub Knox's rhubarb? Steve Jobs gives Bruce Wayne vibes, pour one out for Bob the henchman, and Tim Burton's teeth obsession. This much and MORE on this week's Doom Generation.