This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the final episode! We didn't do this for the money, Greg likes chaos, Kane tells Greg about the racist Spider-Man fan film, there's more horrible people now than there has ever been, and a listener sent in a ChatGPT episode of Joe Rogan interviewing Greg and Kane. Also, What Does This Meme?, A listener sends in her own meme from her new book, we read a bunch of thank you's and updates from listeners, the guy...
Sep 05, 2023•1 hr 6 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the penultimate episode, Greg's guns look big on camera, Kane survived the hurricane in San Diego and celebrated his birthday by doing three sets, eating ice cream and watching 24, Greg is an empty nester, a listener wants to know if he should try to reach out to his kids, and Kane gets pissed off. Also, What Does This Meme?, Taylor Swift is a secret closet fan of the podcast, Greg's girls don't love the nam...
Aug 29, 2023•50 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming at you from the studio at All Things Comedy, blocking is just a button, Kane brought the question bowl from his live comedy/advice show, "Going Dutch", women are horny, self fulfilling prophecies are real, you can't plan spontaneity, you've been ghosted after three unreplied texts, taking a vacation together too early in the relationship can ruin things, Kane tries to fight a mugger in France, dating your s...
Aug 22, 2023•1 hr
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in studio at All Things Comedy, we've got a huge announcement about the show, Greg and Pat are going to do Kane's Going Dutch show in San Diego, Pat made a punk rock mix for Greg, who wants to see one of Pat's bands open for Taylor Swift, Kane doesn't like it when Greg and Pat bond, Too Hot To Handle is the most puritanical show on TV, and a listener sent us a question for the show written by ChatGPT. The dea...
Aug 15, 2023•1 hr 10 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg has always been Greg, it's hat day at DTBFF, the guys are bored with Too Hot To Handle, the guys get two letters from listeners, one who didn't listen to their advice and one who did, the guys don't need to be right, block everybody, and Kane reads a story that is both inspirational and insane. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg isn't sure he understands words and Kane doesn't feel like a lion in armor. A list...
Aug 09, 2023•46 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is the worst name, the guys all love the Barbie movie, Greg recommends The Other Two and had ChatGPT write his book bio, Pat reads a list of signs that indicate your relationship won't last, and keeping score in a relationship is always terrible. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends a bunch of Real Man Quotes-y memes from Luke Guy, Greg is a lack of empath, Bing is bad at job, and Greg loves hustlers...
Aug 01, 2023•1 hr 1 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane sets the pace, Pat would still get up early as a millionaire, Greg saw Barbie and Oppenheimer for his birthday, Tom Cruise reminds you he's crazy, Pat quits smoking weed, Greg likes to cry at the movies, Kane's dad thinks astronauts are gay, and a listener needs advice after finding an earring that isn't hers at her boyfriend's apartment. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg loves all memes and a good pickup lin...
Jul 25, 2023•42 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is Back! The guys bag on The Bachelorette's Brayden, Kane has a realization about San Diego, Kane is done making friends, Greg and Kane can't wait to see the Barbie movie, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed list of things that turn people off when dating, you can't just have a boat, Greg is watching Swiping America, The Bachelor is responsible for trauma dumping on dates, and Kane doesn't want to hear about your divo...
Jul 18, 2023•45 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Kane Holloway is once again riding solo with Producer Pat, Greg isn't here to yell at Pat, Kane and Pat are filled with whimsy, Kane talks about The Bachelorette, Kane created a monster, spies don't talk about being spies, everyone has been sending Kane kind messages since Griffey passed away, and a listener needs advice because her boyfriend's playful teasing is becoming personal and mean. Kane has some movie date recommendations, and Pat reads a B...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 5 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Kane Holloway is riding solo with Producer Pat, Kane talks about the loss of his cat, Griffey, and how he's dealing with his grief and in Reddit Remix, it's "Did my boyfriend really make a Tinder account to view men's haircuts?" J oin the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs...
Jul 04, 2023•37 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number twelve. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Kane can't go home, the guys talk Chalamet, Kane and Pat talk horror movie maniacs, let people like what they like, a round of titles, Greg and Kane tell Pat about ...
Jun 27, 2023•42 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have so much for you this week, the guys catch up with The Ultimatum, Greg used to do dating ultimatums on his TV show, and a listener needs help with a lying roommate. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane gets corrected, don't use your trauma as an excuse to be a sh*tty person, 30,000 people like a crappy post, Kane brings a pair of terrible quotes, and Pat reads some more Dane Thomas quotes. Pat reads a list from Buzzfe...
Jun 22, 2023•48 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat talk candy! Greg is off at sea so we're presenting two formerly Patreon exclusive Candy Casts. If you've been a fan of Greg's for any amount of time you know he loves his candy, so indulge your sweet tooth this week with "It's A Chocolatey Grave" and "Cow Juice And Horse Ankles" J oin the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! Get you...
Jun 13, 2023•52 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Pat is in color, Greg's new book has a title, the guys are loving the new season of The Ultimatum, Kane has some new tattoos, and a listener wants to know if they should hook up with exes or leave well enough alone. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg is looking for a new segment, Kane is watching a show where a therapist shows her sessions, Greg is drinking Milky Way coffee, ...
Jun 06, 2023•1 hr 3 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about how hard it is to write comedy based on substance abuse, Greg's never seen anyone use a credit card on Chopped, and a listener writes in for advice in dealing with a fairly unique f*cker, his twin brother. Also, What Does This Meme?, will this be your next tattoo?, a guy asks Kane to tattoo a misspelled word on him, a listener sends in a story about a silent date on a cruise, another listener is curating he...
May 31, 2023•52 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eleven. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Blood Red Metalflake" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! The guys talk FBOY Island, let's pick a Reddit Remix, time for some Bach chat, Greg's family did not like The Suicide Squad, a round of titles, Kane is wearing a Limp Bizket ...
May 24, 2023•50 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers ,Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway both start the show, the guys talk about being in your 20's, all Kane's friends are older, all of Greg's friends are younger, Kane reads from an article called, "Six ways to strengthen your relationship in 2023", Greg hates it right at the drop, the guys talk about Love And Death, and if you lose communication, you lose connection. Also, What Does This Meme?, we get a good one right up top, Kane's goal is to be one of...
May 16, 2023•50 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number ten. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Thrown From A Rooftop Downtown" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start with a round of titles, who does Greg share a birthday with?, a guy wants Greg and Kane's autographed pictures, He's Just Not That Into You is still big in po...
May 09, 2023•41 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Pat doesn't introduce himself, the guys talk about the trailer for The Flash, Kane doesn't want to dislike Jason Bateman, Batman kills everyone, Kane brings a quadri of questions from his Going Dutch show, Greg is on the dating apps, Kane's red flag is blonde hair, and Pat doesn't need the guys' help while soaking. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane has some Real Man Quotes-ish memes, Greg brings a good one from an...
May 03, 2023•46 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to Haiti's number one podcast, Kane can't get introduced properly, the guys talk the Love Is Blind reunion, and a listener wants to know how to handle her lover having a hot female BFF. Also, What Does This Meme?, we are inspiring you one quote at a time, we're math whizes, we may have reached the end of what does this meme?, the audience is voting for us to stop, we get some questions about the return of ...
Apr 25, 2023•30 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number nine. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Lambretta" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We start with a round of titles, we run down some Reddit Remix options, the guys discuss Venmo with Julie Krafchick from the Datable podcast, Greg is embarrassing Kane in front of company...
Apr 18, 2023•36 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show that explains it in the title, the guys talk about how John Wick is a guy who doesn't take bullish*t from f*ckers, Greg receives an insult that works as a compliment and likes the idea of himself better than the reality, the guys catch up on Love Is Blind, nobody deserves anything, and a listener wants to know if it's ok to move and leave her mom and brother behind. Also, What Does This Meme?, ...
Apr 12, 2023•45 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you know Greg, Kane is excited to have someone from The Bachelor as an upcoming guest, Kane reads four questions from his Going Dutch show, Greg thought about quitting dating, the guys want to watch Jeff Probst climb in the mud, and dating is an option. Also What Does This Meme?, we've never done the show before, a listener send in a good one, Greg is not a slave to his pleasures and hates people who are obsessed...
Apr 04, 2023•39 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, we're back in the studio at All Things Comedy, Greg loves dark at three in the afternoon, Kane is tired of the California rain, Pat reads some non boring first date questions from Buzzfeed, Kane thinks Pat has Jeff vibes, Greg is so Greg, and attendees of Kane's Going Dutch show have some personal questions for the guys. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg hates people, Kane is uninspired by his quotes, Greg has all...
Mar 28, 2023•55 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway thank you for listening and participating in the show, Kane spent his St. Patrick's Day in Boston and he and Greg don't care for the holiday, and a listener wants to know how to keep a level head getting back into the dating scene. Also, What Does This Meme?, we live in a society, Greg spent too much time satisfying his own soul, and Pat reads a quote from the most recent episode of Ted Lasso. A listener wants to know...
Mar 22, 2023•45 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about seeing or not seeing Cocaine Bear, the guys haven't enjoyed the Magic Mike trilogy, Greg only watches The Bachelor so he can listen to podcasts about it, Kane has a list of his most hated people from all dating shows, and Kane reads some questions from his Going Dutch show. Also, What Does This Meme?, send something into the show because Greg would love it! Kane is not finding inspiration in his quotes, the...
Mar 14, 2023•45 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, technical difficulties prevented us from getting our new episode up in time so we're dipping back into our Patreon to join Greg and his fill in co-host, Lil' Squirt Squirt for "The Donald Duck Party Starts When You Walk Out The Door", "Hard Tackle Touch", and "That's Right, I Know The Word Terraform" J oin the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patr...
Mar 07, 2023•40 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the podcast that has never let you down, the guys love talking about golf, gone f*ckin', we're the Michael Jordan of podcasts, and a listener needs advice on how to meet women in real life. Also, What Does This Meme?, an elderly woman gives a date review, your career will absolutely tell you it is done with you, Kane forces himself to go out, Greg wants to enjoy the ground, and Pat reads some Real Man Q...
Feb 28, 2023•39 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have been watching Netflix's Perfect Match, Kane hates Shane, the guys aren't sure why Nick Lachey is hosting tv shows, the guys want Pat to be The Bachelor, a listener wants to know what happened to dating because guys have nothing to say, the guys love talking about food and their favorite tv shows, and Greg gets personal. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane is inspired by his new puppy, Kane's sister takes another sta...
Feb 21, 2023•50 min
This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eight. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Short Pants For Fatty" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We jump back in with whatever the hell Kane was going to do, a round of titles, Monica Nevi helps us pick a Reddit Remix, Greg keeps leaving the show, in Reddit Remix it's, "...
Feb 14, 2023•58 min
