We thought you might like this new podcast, Wild Wild Tech. Hear a preview episode here, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, or wherever you listen. You can't own an iPhone and be a bad person, at least according to Apple. Director of "Knives Out" and "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Rian Johnson exposed Apple's strange product placement policy in a video online for Vanity Fair. But hosts Jordan Erica Webber and Joshua Rivera discover that this has been going on longer than most of us wo...
Aug 16, 2020•32 min•Ep. 3
Chris regales us with tales of dust, medical masks, and Katy Perry in this special Coachella edition of Don't Mess. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 19, 2019•36 min•Ep. 53
There's really nothing you can say about this episode. You simply have to listen to it to experience the sheer genius of Christine and Chris doing weird impressions for thirty minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 12, 2019•36 min•Ep. 52
This entire episode is Christine and Chris attempting to do accents, with mixed results. Let's just say that Chris' Jamaican accent will be forever seared into your memory. It's that amazing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 05, 2019•39 min•Ep. 51
Chris' close friend, actor Eileen Sanford, competes with Christine to see who knows Chris better! What odd pet obsession did Chris develop as a child? What is Chris' middle name? Tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 29, 2019•37 min•Ep. 50
YouTuber Andrew Lowe @andrewlowe joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about all the internet's greatest conspiracy theories. Is Katy Perry really a grown-up Jonbenet Ramsey? Probably not. But we're going to talk about it anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 22, 2019•37 min•Ep. 49
Some people watch The Bachelor, and some people hate-watch The Bachelor. Chris and Christine fall somewhere in between. If you've ever wanted to know anything about the phenomenon that is this season's The Bachelor, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 15, 2019•36 min•Ep. 48
It's taken a lot of convincing, but Chris finally persuaded Christine to do an ASMR episode. So here it is, in all its glory, complete with ASMR Mad Libs. We hope your ears enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 08, 2019•32 min•Ep. 47
Do you not care about the Oscars? Well, neither do Christine and Chris. Which is precisely why this is the only Oscars Recap you'll need to listen to. Ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 01, 2019•41 min•Ep. 46
Christine and Chris play a game of GUESS THAT NOISE! Play along at home as they try to guess what the other has secretly recorded in their new house. It's fun for the entire family! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 22, 2019•43 min•Ep. 45
Christine & Chris get high and try their hand at performing the art of Foley Sound, the sound effect recording process employed in pretty much every movie you've ever seen. The results of their efforts are...uhhh...something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 15, 2019•35 min•Ep. 44
Christine and Chris quiz each other about the celebrities and quasi-celebrities who populate the site famousbirthdays.com. If you've ever wanted to know the name of a celebrity's mother or pet, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 08, 2019•33 min•Ep. 43
Christine designs a custom history quiz for Chris about her favorite subjects in world history. You might actually learn something from this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 01, 2019•38 min•Ep. 42
Christine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 25, 2019•32 min•Ep. 41
Chrish Guerra (@MistaChrish) joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about the dumpster fire that was 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 18, 2019•34 min•Ep. 40
This week the three brand-new roommates read each other's birth charts to see if they're compatible. That's right...birth charts, a totally real science. It's proven, fact-based, science that is 100% infallible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 11, 2019•35 min•Ep. 39
Christine and Chris rented a house with Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe)! Listen as all three new roomates regale you with tales of dead Uhaul truck batteries, puppy mishaps, and plans for which video game console will rule the house. Additionally, there's a special listener superlative section where you'll finally find out which roomie is most likely to have sex on the coffee table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 04, 2019•41 min•Ep. 38
On this special New Year's episode of Don't Mess, Christine and Chris get high in front of Christine's Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 28, 2018•39 min•Ep. 37
On this very special holiday episode of Don't Mess, former vine star Chrish (@MistaChrish), joins Christine and Chris in the studio to wax poetic about holidays past. Also, there's lots of singing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 21, 2018•40 min•Ep. 36
It's quiz-show time! Christine's Mom joins us in the studio to see just how dumb...uh...I mean, smart...Christine and Chris are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 14, 2018•38 min•Ep. 35
After covering their high school experience, it's time to graduate to college. Or in Christine's case, almost graduate. That's right...this week Christine and Chris talk about those halcyon days of higher education. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 07, 2018•33 min•Ep. 34
Christine and Chris reminisce about high school while also taking listener questions. Ridiculous tales of pranks, crazy Spanish teachers, and zoo-themed proms await. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 30, 2018•33 min•Ep. 33
Chris and Christine recount tales of their trip to Big Bear Lake for Chris' birthday. Edibles, canine shenanigans, and watermelon margaritas all come together for a fever dream of a birthday celebration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 23, 2018•32 min•Ep. 32
On this special Thanksgiving episode of Don't Mess, Chris and Christine talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, holiday parades, and their racist Native American names from Kindergarten. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 16, 2018•31 min•Ep. 31
Christine & Chris discuss two weddings they recently attended, while sharing their weirdest stories of wedding highjinks. The bar is open and the hors d'oeuvres are plentiful! Mazel tov! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 09, 2018•32 min•Ep. 30
Christine tells you all about a new podcast you may enjoy, Ellen On The Go. Listen to Ellen on The Go wherever you're listening to this podcast right now. Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Apple Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Google Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 06, 2018•5 min
YouTuber Elle Mills joins Christine in the studio to discuss Canada, Poutine, and Elle's crazy trip to visit Christine's parents in a desolate log cabin in upstate New York (including a creepy Victorian doll). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 02, 2018•35 min•Ep. 29
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by none other than author, speaker, and YouTuber Jaclyn Glenn. (the internet's foremost atheist!) They discuss all things religion, including the nature of belief, growing up in the church, and even the best-tasting Catholic communion wafers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 26, 2018•50 min•Ep. 28
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by author, editor, and master storyteller Sam Lansky! Come for the crazy tales of crystal meth use from Sam's book, "The Gilded Razor", stay for the amazing debate about Hillary Duff's acting career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 19, 2018•53 min•Ep. 27
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by podcast host, social media influencer, YouTuber, and former Buzzfeed star Candace Lowry! All the crazy controversies at Buzzfeed over the years are covered as we get an inside look at the birth of a social media powerhouse. To listen to Candace's podcast "Persister with Candace Lowry", check it out at: http://bit.ly/PersisterA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 12, 2018•46 min•Ep. 26
