The Jersey Devil

Dont Look Under The Internet

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This is the x rated. This is less This is don't look on the Internet at night. because it'd be fucking it'd be fucking Well, welcome back everybody. This is something fun, new and exciting that Doug and I hay came up with. I guess Jason, you had a little something to do with the two but

I wish I could put my name on this but I can't because I don't know what the fuck is going on my

brainchild. So Doug and I had a good idea. What's

it what's what's his name?

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getting off topic. Strunk we even have a topic. This is don't have a top? No,

I'm gonna stop cutting you. Yes.

This is crypto corner mean good meat dog aside, we're going to do a little mini series on cryptids. We thought it'd be super fun. And on this episode, Doug, and I know we're talking about Jason has no fucking clue.

No, and he won't for all of it.

Well, no, he might for some not fuck him. Okay. Jason, you don't get to go.

On to do with learn today,

these are probably going to be a little shorter than our normal episodes. I imagine these are probably going to be maybe around half an hour or so long. But it depends on you know, what we're talking about.

We're going to info dump on Jason about all the cryptozoological bullshit that we know. We're going to obviously have a topic each episode, and then we're going to kind of let them do a little q&a at the end and see, see where we're at. That's why

we should have wrote a test. Jason, are you ready?

I think

I was ready. This train is prepped. Oh, yeah. Okay,

I prepped it.

Can you do me a favor? Can you just add like a little like, monster growl like right here? Like, right, right here. Just Thank you. Sure. Thank you. Anyway, all right. Let's start so rar for over 250 years, the pinelands of New Jersey have not only been home to plenty of pine trees and Sandy roads, but one very terrifying resident Oh, fuck the Jersey Devil.

Yeah, I don't I know nothing. Devil. That cartoon thing that I've sent in

the right when you sent that in our chat. I was like, oh fuck he knows.

message me like right away. Do we tell him what it is?

So he's got to know by now. The Jersey Devil has another name. It's also known as the Leeds devil. This beast is said to be kangaroo like in shape. With a face of a horse. A head of a dog. Wings of a bat and having horns and a tail.

wings of a bat? Which can you even picture what this creature looks like?

The head of a horse face of a horse and head of a dog?

Wait what face of a horse?

About a dog with a long face?

Oh like those like a fuck? What are those racing dog? The greyhounds?

Yeah, kinda Oh my god. Like Alas, the dogs are just like skin bananas now.

Bananas.

The Lassie dogs have like bananas now. It's really really long.

Have you ever seen a Hammerhead bat?

Yes, actually saw not too long ago.

That's like the best way to describe it.

Okay, those things are ugly as fuck.

So is the Jersey Devil?

Yeah. All right. I'll put up the I don't do for us the social whenever this goes out.

Can I at least have a picture of what this thing looks like? Yeah, Google actually looks like yeah, let's keep going. But okay.

So though the sightings of this creature are pretty rare. The legend still lives on even if you only know the name and nothing else about the legend. So we're going to get into what the hell this freakish horse fuck think came from. So what the fuck is that? Yeah,

it's terrible is what it is. Yeah, it's

quite the beast. Looks like a doesn't have the face of a horse and head of a dog.

just looks like a no This one is just somebody who took Photoshop and like blended the trees into the shape of a horse dragon dog bat. There you go. It's all it is Porsche dragon dog baton. Okay. All right there because I'm to manbearpig Yes.

So back in 1735 and Pine Barrens, a woman known as mother Leeds was the mother of 12 fucking children. Yes. Oh, I guess isn't that uncommon for back in, you know, 1700s like that? Because kids were dying of like fucking typhoid and shit. But it's

also kind of a miracle though because like back in the day, like, they didn't have any fancy equipment to help people. It was a numbers game. I fucking go and check them out. Check them out,

like after 12 like, she can't feel anything though. She's done.

She's basically just a torso.

Mm hmm. So after finding out she was having a 13th child fuck Yes, she's having a 13th child. She cries out, let it be the devil. And the child was born normal. It was just a little baby. But then it was this little baby Just a little baby. But then it quickly sprouted horns and wings. And like wait,

okay, was this like a quickly like,

oh, like like she was holding it's a little baby Just

look at my when if I went to the bathroom right now right now and like just pushed and tried to push hair out of my face and happened is this like, that's what you're talking about?

Yes, but you're pretty much that exact same thing. Okay, so I started sprouting horns and wings and then with a terrifying screech the baby unfold his wings and flew up the chimney towards the swamp. I'm getting real into this if you haven't noticed.

I like it now.

There are some versions of the fella off I just wanted to keep the enthusiasm going. So but now there is some version of the legend that say that mother leaves was a witch and the father was the devil there's like multiple stories I found two different stories one saying that mother leads his name was Jane another said her name is Deborah so there's I noticed that Yeah, there's no like one tail of the Jersey Devil

there's actually very little information on this

yeah it's kind of a makeup your own fucking thing on this shit. You

know I'm noticing a pattern with the topics we are discussing on this podcast and

welcome to Dont Look Under The Internet fuckin you figure it out.

Your research is as good as

you do the research fuckin one says that mother Leeds was a witch and the father was the devil. Others say the child was born normal then rapidly starting to grow and killed everyone in the room. Mother Father

doctor and all waited play the game so okay, this child was born and you're saying it

quickly killed everyone it was born normal and then just decided it was going to start growing so there's a version

again back to the fucking pushing here. Yes,

so there was a story where the child was born a demon thing and just grew to like giant size and butchered everyone there was another one where it was more normal and just sprouted wings and shit and just flew off. So again there's no like one tail is just there's something happened

it's got a conflicting origin stories to say the least. Okay,

yeah, there's no say I'm noticing there's no set record of that night The only like, true bit of information on this is that there was a woman named mother leads that's that's really the only hard fact on this entire story you know,

then the date and the date and that's it you know go with what works if if you know something that's true. Go ahead and say that all you want but don't commit if your horse bat baby is not so right time.

Well, yeah, so even like I was doing when I was doing research on this the New Jersey like official government website nj.gov. They. This is what they say happened that night. This is a quote directly from a government website.

Let me tell you they are banking off this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This

is this is merchandise. They love this. It's the Loch Ness of New Jersey.

New Jersey Shore. They got to do something. This is major New Jersey Shore snow trailer for the other?

I think so. So this is what the introduce new jersey government says about the night on a dark and stormy night and 1735. Something terrible happened in the Pine Barrens near Leeds point. Thunder how and the wind rod outside. Inside a small house mother Leeds was giving birth to her 13th baby. No one knew for sure exactly what happened. But people had lots of ideas. That's it. No, they didn't. They had they ended on people had lots of ideas.

brains wrong.

Yeah. I guess it was 100 that's the only way to come up with they didn't have Netflix back then. So they just had to make shit up as they went.

I mean, that's kind of cool. Coming out of the 1700s I get in breeding and like this was just like the town like the village bicycle lady in the town and everyone's like, oh God, pregnant again. Like lady leads, it seems like

the only thing that we have to go off of are like a handful of eyewitness accounts and stories. that's really about it.

So okay. So, what are some of the eyewitness accounts? Well, let me get there for you. We'll get there.

I got a ton of shit written down and Doug does to double actually go over a lot more of them afterwards. Yeah, after I go through my little monologue here.

So just to give you an idea of what's happening on my end of all of this,

yeah. So how are you feeling right now?

I'm feeling pretty great. I'm a little drunk. But I also told myself that for every piece of information that I either don't understand or have, like, can't fathom, I'm going to be drinking.

Oh, what do you not understand? Oh, what a fun time.

It's not like this is new info for him. This is all new info. Yeah, well, I don't know. I know. I know that. The Jersey Devil is a devil of some sort.

This is the jersey devil. The devil in the Stromboli with the pastrami, a Ma

Ma meatloaf. So

here's some of the the stories about the Jersey Devils, sightings and whatnot. So in the 18th and 19th centuries, the devil was spotted here and there throughout the pines barons region, scaring locals and wanders. howls in spine tingling whales were often heard from the Black Forest and swamp areas along with the mutilated corpses of animals, such as cows and other domestic animals and chickens.

So I just want you to know that when you said whales like hmm, I just pictured whales now like, no screams Oh,

no, all you hear is her trying just fine tangling whales, which is like

coming from the forest. Thank you for joining us on whale sounds. Dolphins, or sky bears. Anyway,

so the the most infamous report of the Jersey Devil was in 1909 when strange reports of the beast started to emerge in Delaware Valley and strange tracks were being found in the snow. These tracks were found going over and under fences through fields and even across rooftops of houses. So this motherfucker is just like jumping from rooftop rooftop like he's the goddamn Batman.

The sun's like a Christmas song.

There's not a reindeer Timmy. It's the Josie davlin

maybe Oh my god.

Or at least he knows where it came from. Oh, breeding them.

Oh, he's wait Jersey Devils breeding Santos,

sexy Jersey Devil or the

other way around.

Santa is breeding the Jersey Devil.

And in turn, the Jersey Devil is breeding Santa.

Wow, it's like a human centipede.

Anyone knows? Or even mobius strip. So Alright, yeah, so.

So people were even reporting attacks and tracks in cities like Philadelphia, you know, the great city of Philadelphia. I'm trying to think of things that go on in Philadelphia. The only thing I can think of is like

Philly cheesesteak. It's always Yeah,

so like, saying so

in Philadelphia, apparently. Again, they found tracks and shit like that. Panic started to sweep over these towns and cities. It was reported in cities like Philadelphia that, like you know how back in the day use news like bloodhounds and stuff for like, hunting down criminals. Apparently they try to use bloodhounds to track the Jersey Devil.

Where did they get to sniffed?

It's like tracking I'm assuming the tracks left in like the mud in the snow.

Like a footprint or something? Yeah, but I don't know if they found like some like an old thong that he Well, they did have, like mutilated.

This is the Jersey Devils use

condoms almost on

the way right?

They use contraception contraceptive of the Jersey Devil.

Oh god.

So the bloodhounds even refuse to pick up the sense of the beast in hemington, which I guess is near the Philip

hammington Hammonton pan and I wish it was hammington

schools around the area is decided they're going to close down because of lack of attendance throughout lower New Jersey and Philly. Some mills in the area were even forced to close because workers wouldn't leave their homes in fear of getting snatched by the beast in

the woods. Because you're not 1735 was just wild.

It was a wild fucking time.

Like they were fucking wild. And

honestly, I don't blame these people because people are dying of like, there was no OSHA regulations back then they're getting cut off and Mills people are dying of like yellow fever and not have to deal with a fucking demon.

Or a horse dog bat.

Yeah, stay home. That's even worse. The baby This was even cited in Pennsylvania in both Camden and Bristol where the police shot the creature but to no avail.

We wait went to no avail.

Missed that shot.

So I pulled up my gun and I started blasting.

They shot this now and they missed every shot. I guess back then they were using like those old timey muskets that didn't hit

longer. Yeah, fuck instead stamp it down with the big cottonwood. Yeah, the ball in there and it was like a drunk.

A few a few days later, the creature attacked a social club meeting in the night and took off into the air flapping its bat like wings. The creature even terrorized a trolley car full of passengers before flying away into the night again. witnesses to the trolley attack say it looked like a flying kangaroo which matches that struck fear in

the kangaroos are flying now.

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So in West Collingswood, it appeared on the roof of a house. Witnesses claimed it was an ostrich like creature what is higher than on the seeing turn their houses on it and it just flew away? Just like shoo

you're out here. Australia

lasted like creature. A little different from a kangaroo

people were scared of a weird thing. There

was a 1700s

I don't know what this is. I hate it. It looks like a naked bird.

Do you even think they knew what an ostrich was back in the 1700s? Yeah, I'm

pretty sure they did. Not like they just popped up in the 1900s

No, I mean like people in like places were asked ostriches or native new beliefs in America shoes back then. I guess your story 1835 years zoos. Are

you sure you know one factor that send us an email?

Well, no, no, I can't keep talking. You're not going to listen, you're going to be looking at zoos and went on a rabbit hole. PT Barnum in June, you're going to be buying books of animals.

So remember when we said this?

So after this, because this is 75? Yep. 93. Actually, this is at the 19th century.

So that would be now I'm teaching you some shit. Take versus Zoo

7093. So keep in mind, all of this is happening in the span of one week. Three years. Now this is happening in

like one week. I'll get to that in a little bit.

Yeah. So the entire week, more and more people reported livestock being slaughtered as well. In 1909. more bad news arose when one woman reported the beast tried to eat her dog in tow, she hit it with a broomstick. And nevermind guys, in the span of a week in 1909. The Jersey Devil made such reputation for himself that it's

critical question for you. Yes. Do the sightings go up or down around the invention of cameras? Oh,

definitely down there there's a picture online Nike funny. It's like hard proof of the Jersey Devil. Look at this image and it's like an image of a goat in a tree. It's a goat with like, you can tell if you look it up. It's like a goat like leaving a tree with like wings on it, but it's the most like shittily photoshopped thing I think I've seen in a long

Isn't the New Jersey hockey team. The Jersey Devils Yep,

yep, that's another one too. So they're they're cashing in on the ship.

So they literally they've discovered this urban legend and they are hanging on to

Yes, right now. Again, they The game has nothing to do with it. But they're the Jersey Devil pops up in like pop culture shit like on TV shows. The X Files does a fuckin episode on it. podcast, podcast. Yeah, podcasts that

have cryptid corners. I actually just watched that X Files episode today. It's garbage. It's so it's hard. There's an episode not even an actual monster. It's just like some random bitch. There's an episode. You remember those feelings? I was so disappointed. I was like, Listen forever. And then I was like, well, I okay,

there's episodes. There's an episode. Remember that show? Monster quest. The History Channel on the History Channel. I used to watch it all the fucking time when I was little but they did an episode on it. And boy, did they try to stretch that into 45 minutes.

They kept doing the same shit.

It was just oh, that like there's a scene where they go out in the woods. And it's like three in the afternoon. And they're like our will split into a team of four. They'll split into a team of four will communicate via walk and pocket. And then like they get a walkie talkie since Oh, we heard a thing. They're like, Oh, did you see it? And they're like, No, no, we heard we heard something though. It's like Yes, fine. Probably a turkey or something.

a fucking terrible like reenactment

was so great. So now even though there hasn't really been any hard evidence of the creature, locals to this day are still afraid to go out into the woods alone. They're still afraid of the myth. I guess if you heard the story long enough. Over time, the accounts start to kind of fuck with you. You know if you live in that town, you know what I mean? If you live in that town you grew up like don't go in the woods Jersey Devils gonna get scared to go in the woods too.

I get that. Um,

I can definitely see what they're afraid of the myth, but it would definitely seem that the devil made a little pit stop to New Jersey. Before heading down to Georgia. God

fucking dammit. Are you? Did you do this whole episode just to set up that fucking fun.

I needed a fun to do and I'm like, how can I do? How can I sign off with a fantastic punk? And then in my head, my head just goes well, the devil went down to Georgia. And I'm like, great, George. I'm just looking for a solo to steal. He was living at home.

Now he fucked a kangaroo. Yeah, they flew away. They live happily ever after now

ducks ducks got some timelines set up here for more of the famous sightings. Yeah,

so this is like the timeline of the sightings that we have actually, like recorded or at least that we know of. I've kind of condensed them because some of them were damaged just like yeah, we saw. So we got 1735 birth of the the Jersey Devil, five years that He terrorizes this place. So we've got five years and then we go to 1740 we have the exorcism that was performed on the Jersey Devil. That lasted for 100 years, so nobody saw him for 100 years. So hear me out Rick and

doesn't say like he doesn't say he goes into the woods and just exercises the woods or does he actually find the creature? I don't remember

I have like I said I have like a very like broken down because I just love it.

I just imagined walking through the woods with like, you know in the movies where they have that like Bell looking thing that they're like just like

shaking bring out today

know that they're like waiting and it's like whipping the water on like no yeah, I figured that's cool. I just imagine him doing that to like trees and be like,

get out of here. Get out of here. Get on fuck yourselves. You don't I didn't sign up for this shit. So yeah, exercise for 100 years. We get to 1840 the devil went on a rampage. And the region lost a lot of sheep and chickens. That's his favorite food by the way she didn't. sheep and chicken

is the healthiest diet.

I mean not the least he also looks like a fat balding horse with wings. So

every new jerseyan

default person for New Jersey bowling horse with a kid Okay, we need to leave like a portion of the country untouched because every city we talk about is shit. like yeah, go fuck yourselves. I'll do the same shit about where we're from. I don't even know better. Please do whatever we talk shit about your your town. Please know that a? We don't know what the fuck we're talking about on that front. We only know weird internet shit. And also we don't think we're better than you. We

better than you. You'll get that through your thick head.

I'm better than just smarter,

faster, stronger.

Guys, I've only made it to 1840 go get 10

you dog.

I hate both of you so much. There's like 200 years left. Alright, so from 1840 gets really quiet again. For some reason we don't get a whole lot of reported anything. But then in 1909, which he had mentioned earlier, there's like, just this span of like a ton of sightings from January 16 to January 21. And then that that so there's tons of reports. They all come out of Bristol, Burlington. I want to say glow Chester? I don't really know stir that

And there was Bigfoot.

I was awakened by strange noises. Oh my god. Like, it's all just like, really like. So what you would imagine a sighting would sound like was this just kind of a way for parents to like, scare the fuck out of their children to do what they were told.

Maybe I think I mean, if you don't eat your broccoli, the Jersey Devil is going to come and eat your face

off. It's funny that you mentioned that I came out a couple of these sightings involve children and actually a good handful of them. But either way, I don't know. I can, I can see that. But so we go from 1909 we hit 1951. The roaring 50s. Yeah, He terrorizes a Gibbs town

arrest that horse man? Well,

they were like, they were basically trying to like, say, like, Hey, this is a hoax. Like, stop being a bunch of fucking idiots. Like, don't do this shit. Because if it is real, and when you die, you're gonna be real pissed.

I'm gonna have to clean up the body paperwork.

Don't make my life worse. And we trees we kill on fucking paperwork and dead bodies here. This one's actually like my favorite because like the actual whole story is kind of funny, but it says a 1973 so we fast forward like 20 years or so. A group of drunks spot the Jersey Devil flying through the woods over a lot of parked cars. It was weird though, because everyone like immediately sobered up and then all had the same story at that, huh? It looked like a big deer with big

Is there a way we could twist this to like, prove that the Jersey Devil is just Rudolph? That's possible. The flying horse dog. bat. Santa's little helper aka reindeer? Cuz we all know those are the same.

Santa gives you presence Rudolph eats your pet.

Oh, or is it just Krampus Krampus eat Nope. cramp. Ah, sir. Oh, no, I didn't like how that rolled off the throat. Um, well, I will say that I'm way more knowledgeable about the Jersey Devil. Oh, there's

more.

Oh, yeah, there is we haven't even slammed into the 2000s yet. Okay, it's it's really it's pretty short for me. out, but

remember how you said does it? Does it get worse when photography becomes more more? Yeah.

Okay. All right. Are there gonna be some pictures available on?

We can I can put them on the thing on the whenever this comes out. I'll post some pictures. Yeah,

that's fine. Such crap. Anyways, we jumped 20 more years we're in 1993 a group of Boy Scouts that they felt almost paralyzed when they saw it. So they were on a camping trip. Basically this thing you know, comes flying out of the woods. They said that they felt paralyzed, which which seemed like hours, but it was mere moments so they felt like this like overwhelming dread, basically.

And then he stole all their popcorn, and then gave them the scared you shitless badge.

Yeah, pretty much and the funniest thing is, they didn't fucking leave. They just went into their tents and slept it off. Well, that was weird. Anyway, here's how you tie a knot remain in this these woods that clearly how's something terrible and killer? Like? Sure go to bed? Clearly the camp later was like No, I haven't diddled the children yet.

Well, it was it was the early 90s you know, no one cared. Oh, Jay was killing people. Just fine dandy. No one cared back then.

No, that wasn't too long ago. They still don't care now. What the fuck are we talking about? Think here a little. But then there's two more two more sightings I got for you. So we got 2002 people reported seeing it off the Turnpike in New Jersey in your garden State Parkway. It leapt off the ground flew flew off towards the ocean. They didn't get any facial features but sent out very long tail had human arms and legs. A very large wingspan human arms and legs Okay, that's a new I know it's it's

all just fucking human arms and legs on the arm. I think I saw it. It looked like a tattoo but it was in like Japanese I think it's super strength. And then I pretty sure it had frosted tips don't God and a spray tan.

Just the Jersey Shore this situation people just want migrating North for the next decade. It's getting cold See you later. And then actually I think I think I like this one the best not not the drunks. This one says this was in 2008 This is the last thing I can find as far as like an actual written down citing I'm sure there's some some elsewhere but says a car wreck was seen between a Honda and an SUV. A

I really hope that it sounds like that that would be amazing. I'm pretty sure Mike just played like an actual recording of what the jerseys

right? They're just filling out surance forms. And this thing just full, full full lands. Sounds like those tired commercials of the talking state.

What the fuck? So long story short, basically the screaming that you're hearing I guess it was telepathically telling the passer by to leave the scene so they just instinct that's kind of what I was thinking I was like yeah, that's like a bat monkey bear thing like fucking kangaroo flapping around like I'm gonna get the fuck out of there and it's

Darla is that kangaroo bat horse creatures screaming at me.

I mean, appearance aside, yeah, just reaching. Like if I saw a person standing on the corner of a street somewhere screaming I'd be like, let's go blind.

Let's go on the other side of the sidewalk.

Yeah. Street cross the street. Right.

But that is the Jersey Devil in you know, in a nutshell. Not too much to go off of but it's still one of my favorites just because how flunk out of here say yeah, just because how goofy it is. It's so fun.

It is. I mean, I enjoyed learning about it. I've heard the name over and over but I've never really like you know, sunk my teeth into it. This was actually kind of one that I wasn't that familiar with too. Like I you know, I do my fair share of digging into crypto stuff but I've never really dug into this one too. So I spearheaded this let's Yeah, the only cryptid that I know almost anything about aside from like, a werewolf or something like

Hello, more names.

I mean, everyone knows Bigfoot too. Oh, God, that's saturated as fuck. Everybody knows. My

name is Saul swallow Mothman. Attorney at Law. Are you having problems with your diabetic medication? Call me. I'll help you get a full lump sum of cash.

Oh, My gallon flaring up, I gotta get off the call now.

I gotta go destroy your bridge.

I'll see you later guys.

Well, do you have any questions and we could have answers maybe?

Yeah, I I do have a question. We probably don't have an answer, but it's fine. I can make one up for him. It's your fucking job to have an answer. I don't care if it's right. Shoot, just shoot your shot. Yeah. Um, so this the flare ups from sightings was from what 1735 to like

17 4909 was when the lot

of shit okay, I misunderstood that.

Yeah, cuz 7035 to 1740 is when he was born and then just terrorized that village for five years. Was there something about the village like or was it just because he was there and was upset other people were too

Yeah, I think it was just like, a territory thing. Okay, like he peed all around the city and was like, This is my city. I'm gonna fuck all of you. Oh, if you're

from Leeds New Jersey, can you tell us why your village sucks. And we just want to understand why it's

not Leeds New Jersey. It's Pine Barrens whatever there is a Leeds Leeds point. I

know we have to get our fucking cities right. Well, I have it here listed as Leeds New Jersey. Oh, that's what the Google Maps is telling me. Oh, well, then I might be wrong. But actually, the pen leads me too well, there's like smithville

let's just say there's there's Pine Barrens and there's a leads point. So maybe it's that

either away? I think the only question I might have is like, Is there something in New Jersey that like? This creature is attracted to

the

isn't there a doorway to hell in New Jersey somewhere? The Devil's butthole Do you know what I'm talking about? I swear,

I thought I did that.

Yeah, I'm telling you. It's called like the Devil's Hole.

I've seen the gate thing. I've seen the gates of hell. Like some new jersey though. It's just like, it's a bunch of active volcanoes that you know, solidify and it literally looks like there's a bunch of screaming souls reaching out of a lot of it. Goes Fuck, but I don't think it's the same thing. Who knows anymore? New Jersey is a weird place. There's something in the fucking water in New Jersey called like the gates of hell. I don't know. Maybe I'm not gonna dive into it now.

Well, I guess that ends the first episode of cryptid corner cryptic we're hoping that this keeps becoming a thing because I love monsters abs.

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What does anybody have? I guess we could do a mini sign off because this is a mini episode.

I'm not gonna say stay paranoid. Because like, so my shit. You should have a fucking dedicated sign off though. realism. Something catchy. Something catchy. It has to be the best sign off ever though. 321 Go Go.

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well. Goodbye, everybody.

Thank you for listening. Thank you for riding along with me.

We'll have fun

we'll have more trash available for you in the future.

Whenever we don't know what the fuck to do, you'll hear another one of these.

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I took my headphones off now.

This is all just like, post. We're gonna do a cold close probably. Yeah, we'll

figure that I cough into the mic for close.

Yeah