Mike always finds the absolute weirdest s**t online. And what's worse, is he makes us deal with it! AND THEN WE MAKE YOU DEAL WITH IT. So if you're angry about this episode, blame him; however, this site is actually pretty interesting. It's a nightmare to decode, and requires way too much brainpower for us. That won't stop us from acting like expert linguists and scholars (just.... please, don't think we are, I beg you.). Join Jason, Mike, and Matt (no Doug, he's currently pupating in his Florid...
Nov 11, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 170
IT’S THE MOST. WONDERFUL. TIME. Welcome back, everyone, to another annual round of raucous: it’s Hometown Horrors, 2024! You’ve submitted your stories of terror and emotional trauma, and we dressed up and read them for all to hear! Thank you everyone who sent us stories, we had an absolute blast. Some were horrifying, some were sad. Some were wildly inappropriate, but we think we weeded MOST of those out (you know who you are). Until next year, keep those beans and peens slappin’! Support the sh...
Oct 29, 2024•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 169
This week we talk to an actual paranormal investigator! We chat with Chuckie G and his son Ben about their experience in the field and personal experiences with hauntings, EVPs and the otherworldly! Check out Chuckie G: https://chuckieg.net/ https://www.youtube.com/@chuckiegtheparanormalexplorer Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree B...
Oct 21, 2024•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 168
Mike and Jason only this week, with another FANTASTIC topic. It's called DARKMIND and it's F**king great. A mysterious channel displaying analog horror, art, guides, and the gnawing feeling a the back of your skull that you should probably just let them in. Just let them in. Let them in. LET THEM IN. LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift ca...
Oct 15, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 167
SPOOKY SEASON HAS ARRIVED! We kick off our favorite time of year with a good ol' fashioned... CLAP ABOVE YOUR HEAD! Matt got lost looking for the Necronomicon, so it's just Jason, Mike, and Doug this week. We each found our own little morsel of horror to share, pulled directly from the internet, and handled with reckless abandon as we gracelessly and awkwardly stuff it into your brain. We are not sorry for this batch of internet clownery. It could be entertaining though. Only one way to find out...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 166
TRIGGER WARNING: THE CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME AS IT CONTAINS REFERENCES TO CHILD ABUSE, MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, AND SEXUAL ABUSE. WE DO NOT CONDONE ABUSE IN ANY CAPACITY, ESPECIALLY TOWARDS CHILDREN. THIS EPISODE SHOULD BE USED FOR AWARENESS-BUILDING PURPOSES ONLY. Usually, here at D.L.U.T.I., we like to jump down creepy internet rabbit holes to uncover creepy, internet-based narratives and share the ride with you! Unfortunately, today we need to discuss a real one. SmartS...
Sep 23, 2024•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 165
You're scrolling through the channels on your short-wave radio. With your other hand, you eat a potato chip. Suddenly, Homer Simpson begins asking you why you're reading books! This could happen to you. Hi, we are Mike, Jason, Doug and Matt from your local Don't Look Under the Internet, and we want YOU to help us understand why Homer has taken over so many radio frequencies. Please have a full report on our desk by Monday. Or you're fired. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this lin...
Sep 16, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 164
It just doesn’t get any better than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” over at her and her husband “Captain Kutchie’s” place... Some folks also call him... “The Kutchmon!”...Most just call him “The most interesting man in the world”...(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)...Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville. ...It’s always worth the trip to visit them in they’re h...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 163
We wrap up our coverage of what is currently available about The Field Studies Institute this week with a send off worthy of a Michael Bay movie. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design) Ghoulish Mortals Inquiries: dlutip...
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 162
This was supposed to be a two-parter. Now it's a three-parter. So, here's part two of a three part series which covers part one of a four part unfiction that's numbered 0-3. Got it? Good. let's begin. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography &...
Aug 20, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 161
Someone shipped a box of random stuff to DLUTI HQ. Well, many of you send us many random things; however, this one stood out. Stamped only with a label marked “The Field Studies Institute,” it floated directly out of the sump pump. Today, we’re breaking down the contents of said box, as well as diving into a rabbit hole that may be a little…. SCP-Shaped. Join Matt, Jason, and Mike as they try to make sense of the contents of the totally real box we got sent. It’s the Field Studies Institute! Par...
Aug 12, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 160
What if you could summon a dead meme lord with a slice of pineapple pizza? We kick things off with some playful housekeeping, giving shout-outs to some of our listeners." Buckle up as we crack open our favorite beverage, Liquid Death, and plunge headfirst into a wild debate about the gritty charm of analog horror. From haunted TikTok dances to cursed Minecraft servers, our laughs are non-stop. You'll also hear Douglas recount his hair-raising fear of cursed apps and a VR demon-summoning mishap. ...
Jul 29, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 159
DLUTI DOES NOT CONDONE CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THESE ONES! Mike, Matt, Doug, and Jason kick things off with some light-hearted chatter about smegma and a special shout-out to House of Bees before diving into the eerie phenomenon of Black-Eyed Kids (BEK'S). We take you back to 1996 with Brian Bethel's infamous encounter that started it all, setting the stage for a series of global reports that will make your skin crawl. Let's talk about some BEK's! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use thi...
Jul 22, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 158
We return to the world of analog horror this week. Find out if we hate it! (Matt's not here, so you will be spared lengthy rants.) My tulpa and your tulpa sitting by the fire. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design) Ghou...
Jul 15, 2024•2 hr•Season 1Ep. 157
This week we have a VERY special guest - a person who knows many things about the creepily fun parts of the internet! Watch their content: Alex Hera - YouTube Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design) Ghoulish Mortals Inqu...
Jul 08, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 156
Eerie tales from the sea and cyberspace. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design) Ghoulish Mortals Inquiries: dlutipod@gmail.com Don't Look Under The Internet PO BOX 6437 Aurora IL 60598...
Jul 01, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 155
The VHS tapes have returned to have their vengeance or something like that. It's part 2 of some guy's dad's tapes of blonde women. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design) Ghoulish Mortals Inquiries: dlutipod@gmail.com Do...
Jun 17, 2024•1 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 154
It's all Don Vito and some VHS tapes this week. Sources: DadsTapes - YouTube My Dad's Tapes (vimeo.com) https://x.com/mydadstapes My Dad's Tapes: Family Secrets Aren't Forever (youtube.com) Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphi...
Jun 10, 2024•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 153
Ever wondered what drives people to obsess over cryptic internet content? We've got you covered. This episode sees Matt, Jason, Doug, and Mike breaking down a series of 40 bizarre videos, each packed with glitchy visuals and distorted audio. Together, we decode theories and ciphers suggested by a dedicated community—think alphanumeric codes, musical connections, and even absurd prank show comparisons. The chaos within a cryptic discord channel and the sheer absurdity of some scenarios will leave...
May 28, 2024•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 152
Ever wondered what creeps around the dusty aisles of the Parousia Public Library? Squib Bitbly here, with my cohorts Jason and Dougledore, as we peel back the layers of this digital haunt in our latest foray into horror comedy. You're in for a treat—scratch that—a trick? No, definitely a treat... We tackle the obscure Parousia Public Library series and why it's hidden among analog horror. With its low viewership, it's just begging for you to press play. Join us as we wind through the "Safety Tow...
May 20, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 151
Mike, Jason, and Doug step into filthy waters today. Sad Satan is known throughout the online community as a mysterious game, found on the dark web. This one strikes a nerve for DLUTI and we have a few things to say. We navigate through the murky waters of "Sad Satan," the dark web's most elusive game, drawing fascinating parallels to the fading intrigue of an old hoodie and the enigmatic aura of its creator, ZK. Join us, and be part of a conversation that's as thought-provoking as it is enterta...
May 13, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 150
Embark on an offbeat odyssey through the digital underbrush with us, where anime tunes and yearnings for Dragon Ball GT abridgments playfully intertwine with the quirky knowledge of Naomi, our social media guru. We'll meander through a wonderland of oddities, from the delightful to the macabre, sharing stories sparked by our patrons' inventive usernames and unwinding the humor that binds us together in internet camaraderie. Prepare for chuckles and nods of agreement as we traverse the landscape ...
May 06, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 146
Glitter! Its Glitter! I don't know what else to tell you about it. It's f**king glitter. It defies science and makes us question natural laws, and also makes stuff sparkly. Oh, it also distorts reality. And can be used as a pest repellant! There is a lot to talk about and only 2 of us to do it! This week, Mike and Jason dive headfirst into a vat of the world's most mysterious substance: Glitter (or whatever we call the stuff that makes stuff without glitter, glitter. Just listen, it'll be much h...
Apr 29, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 149
What's up, brother? Prepare to have your reality tweaked as we embark on a journey through the Dead Internet Theory, mulling over the chilling possibility that the web might be teeming with more bots than humans. Doug is getting an update, or vacation or whatever, but Mike, Matt, and Jason try playing existential crisis simulator in his stead! None of this is confirmed true or not, so don't use us as a reputable source (we aren't). But do think about how you use A.I. to assist your lives. The in...
Apr 22, 2024•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 148
We're toasting our DLUTIhon champions today! Join Jason, Mike, and Doug as they unravel the mystery of celebrity number six that's stumped the internet. As we take a turn through the perplexing and the humorous, we unearth online enigmas that have brought together a subreddit of amateur detectives, and we ponder the peculiar phenomenon of a town that's on the tip of everyone's tongue but off the map. We wrap up with a peek into r/SubredditSimulator, where AI bots parody human interactions in a w...
Apr 08, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 146
Our discussion tonight takes a turn to the speculative, musing on the potential of fungi in gene therapy and its unexpected side effects. Imagine a world where your amputated limb can not only regenerate but also connect you to a global network of sensations – is this the next frontier of medical science or an ethical minefield? Join us as we wade through the clinical details, personal anecdotes, and the speculative horror that these topics evoke, all while keeping our tongues firmly in cheek. T...
Apr 01, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 145
We continue what we started last week. We finish Browning. We Brown all over you. I hope you're happy. Brown. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design) Ghoulish Mortals Inquiries: dlutipod@gmail.com Don't Look Under The In...
Mar 18, 2024•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 144
My dad built a lab in his basement. He built monsters there. Can anyone help me? DLUTI! Wait... Help? Maybe not. Talk passionately about? Absolutely! Join Jason, Matt Doug, and Mike as we take a look at a very... strange YouTube series. If monster flicks are up your alley, this one may just be for you! Daisy Brown is here! Daisy Brown Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsp...
Mar 11, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 143
MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MORE MEAT MEAT 2 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MEEEEAT girth. Vita Carnis Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Unplanned Podnancy Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design) Ghoulish Mortals Inquiries: dlutipod@gmail.com Don't Look Under The Internet PO BOX 6...
Mar 04, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 142
MEAT! ITS MORE MEAT! This meat isn't very sleepy. It's more nightmare-y and stressful. Join us, your hosts Jason, Doug, and Matt along with the never predictable Madame Webb, as we dissect this hearty analog horror. Today, we're peeling back the layers of Vita Carnis and serving it up with a girthy side of trimmings. Part 2 next week! Vita Carnis Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https:...
Feb 27, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 141
