¶ Weird Websites Discussion
Don't look under the internet damn , I did it .
Damn , that was pretty on sync bro .
Sync Sync .
It's what's for dinner ?
Okay , I don't know if my stomach has the capacity for that . It's what's for dinner .
It's what's for dinner . All right , now we're all good , we're here .
We're good , we're without Doug , but that's okay , hello .
Asshole , oh , okay .
Hello , hello .
You guys suck at being an acapella group .
Okay , roll us back in , roll us back in , come on , hello , hello .
Hello , fuck you . Welcome to Don't Look .
Under the Internet . You guys cut out like a medium , don't cut . I don't know . Here's for hoping for the best cut out like a medium .
Here's for hoping for the best , I can never win .
Hello everyone , Welcome to . Don't Look Out on the Internet the show where you that's Matt .
I am just as confused as you are .
That's Jason I guess I'm Mike and again . Once again , Doug is not here because his ass moved to Florida , so he's gonna be away . He might be back next week , I don't really know he's in Florida man training camp . He's currently having sex with an alligator .
Well , I hang from a light pole .
He's really like going full ass . Florida man , his ass is full . I did not at all get prepared for housekeeping . I'm going to do that real quick while you guys distract .
Keep the house . We got a donation from somebody that was just a YouTube link , but I didn't go to the link , so I don't know why I'm not going to either , because that sounds scary .
Oh yeah , I don't like donations that come with- .
No internet connection . My asshole man , this , my asshole man , this is just going great . Mine has 5g . You know what's awesome what we got ?
no new members , so we're good , who gave us a one dollar donation ?
one dollar donation , though that's a fantastic question . I could tell you that much right now . Uh , it was balao , and it says milk pig guys , I really don't want to click on that link though , MilkPigGuys . Click it Balao .
Is that that ? I don't know how you actually pronounce his name .
Bayou .
I think he Twitters us a lot .
Oh yes . Yes they do . I'm going to butcher your name again , balao .
Thank you for the $1 donation and the link I'm not going to click on . This is the guy on Twitter that sends us videos of him watching us .
Oh , Well then that explains a lot .
Well , now we need to start watching those videos .
Let's send him videos of us watching his videos , of him watching our videos .
See how many rabbit holes we can make in one go .
Yeah , exactly , it'll be pretty great . And then what we have to do is we have to have a monitor with Matt behind it . So it's Matt on a video watching us on a video watching his videos .
Within the video .
Yeah , of them watching our videos . Just make a circle . An Ouroboros of Doulouti .
A Doulouti Ouroboros . I guess that concludes housekeeping .
I didn't even do a fucking thing . You didn't do the clap above your head . Clap above your head . Clap above your head . Clap below your .
What we have because Dunkle Door decided he didn't want to be on this week but maybe next week . I decided I liked the weird website one that we did last time .
Yeah .
Like three weeks ago . And then last week we did it again .
I didn last time yeah , like three weeks ago where , and then last week we did it .
I didn't listen to that , but I'll take your word for it that it was . Coincidentally , we've done a lot where it's just weird websites that we've stumbled across , and I think I enjoy those kind of episodes the most and they are becoming a favorite was a sweet , sweet treat for me , because I gave the boys the websites for them to look into .
We don't have to describe it like that . But and no , no porn .
Surprisingly , uh , at least I'm sure somebody masturbates to some of the things link there's links to porn yes , but not being shown no , not being shown through this .
You have to follow the links yes we'll provide those , don't worry about it yeah , we're doing more weird ass websites that we found hell yeah um do we do , we know or care who , uh who , is divulging their actually ? You are , you brought it
¶ Afghan Hound Website Political Rant
up .
I was gonna say , since you have maybe some tidbits , you can ease us in with one of your , your little little morsels oh , I guess show us how it's true .
So I have two that I want to talk about , mostly because the one I originally want to talk about went into no , no area and I had to nope , the fuck out . So I'm not going to talk about it . Um , nope , don't ask , I'm not even going to bring up the name of it . Instead , I have two um things here .
One that I want to talk about called , uh , hosanna1.com , now sana hosanna . Now , at first glance what hosanna1.com looks like , and that's . I'll spell it out for you so you can find it yourselves .
Uh , h-o-s-a-n-a the letter one or the number one only one n yes okay hana1.com and when you originally click on this website it looks like a site made in like 2002 . It's got the fucking uh microsoft word like fucking fonts galore . Yeah , it's got um images of um afghan hounds all over the place . Are you having a problem finding it ?
yeah , it's just not loading , you just won't do it maybe it's with an a , maybe I spelled it wrong either way , continue my guy .
Try that anyway , or maybe it might be down . I think it actually might be down . I don't think about it , but try it anyway .
Um , because everything I was looking up was kind of in the wayback machine , but anyway , oh , that's that's probably why , yeah , but so it was images of like , uh , afghan hounds and everything , and at first it seems like this person is a breeder for afghan hounds . Uh , specifically like award-winning afghan hounds .
Uh , it talks about the story of , like , the history of afghan hounds , it talks about the breed . Um , there's links to a youtube channel that looks like it's ran by this older lady and on it are just a bunch of like Afghan hound theme , like videos , like home videos where it's training the hound .
There's , um , like you learn like , did you learn anything useful ? Not really , and I'll tell you why in a minute , um , but there's like training them , there's like competitions that are recorded and put on there for these Afghan hounds , them , there's like competitions that are recorded and put on there for these afghan hounds .
It just seems like a someone who's very passionate about these type of dogs , okay , um , as time went on , there was a blog that's on there and as time went on , this blog became more , less and less about the afghan hound and more and more about , um , how this person is a pretty goddamn staunch republican oh , no and uh okay so it went from this person
talking about dogs to being like um , twitter can go fuck itself . If twitter's not good enough for my president , then it's not good enough for me . I'm gonna stay away from twitter . I'm gonna stay away from facebook . I'm gonna stay away from google .
I'm gonna use duck duck I want to know what this guy's opinions are it .
It's a lady . It's an old lady , and they probably haven't changed what this lady's opinions ? Are One of two things . One haven't changed , two dead .
It's the only thing , I can think of .
Okay , the website has not changed over time , but the only thing that has changed is the right wing rhetoric that keeps going on there . She'll mention things about immigration on there now She'll mention things about the Democrats stealing the votes .
She talks about how the Republican Party is the party of the people Just all your typical fucking shenanigans that you get from that party .
Not saying anything if you're a Republican listening , but if you are , you probably should change that mindset , and I don't know what to tell you man , Not offering advice or tossing my hat in the ring in any way , shape or form , Not even beating around the bush .
Go fuck yourself , kind of .
Yeah , no no .
If you vote big red , fuck you .
I don't know . In real life , whatever I don't know , but in real life , whatever I don't care . But whatever your political affiliation is , I don't give a shit . Um , because at the end of the day , I don't talk to you people , I talk to my friends , of which he has none , of which I have none . But um was I . Where is ? Where is that going ?
you went on a republican rant yeah , I do that often , um , but so there's like a contact page where they don't really contact you back but you email this person , but there is a blank page that shows one little thing and it shows that they won the greatest website award , and it's just a little sprite with an Afghan hound on it , that just says greatest website
award . I think they made it up themselves because it doesn't
¶ Website Exploration
like click out .
There's going to be a whole association involved with this . There's going to be a set of bylaws .
I need a review process . Mike , you can just make this yourself . It's like going to the store and just picking up .
Oh , so they're lying . Well , that's . That doesn't happen . Why is it on the internet ?
you right , you're not supposed to lie on the internet . It's illegal Punishable by the law .
If it's on the internet , it's true .
But yeah , all in all it went from this cute thing , this cute 2001 website about Afghan hounds , to just a deep hole into the right-wing political party . A deep right hole , a deep right hole , and I'm going to end it on that , and I'm going to end it on that . That's where we end Rants and rants about Republican things , that's all that really turned into .
From dogs to Republicans .
Yes , my next website that I kind of want to dabble on a little bit .
Did you want to do that now or bookend ours ?
I guess I'll bookend . That makes sense , not to tell you how to do your job . No , no , you are , but that's okay . I am Just a suggestion .
I feel like as somebody who's brought all of this into our lives , you should be the one to take us out of it .
You're right , go ahead . Just saying I'll let you go next . You want me to ?
go next . I enjoyed yours a lot . Are we fucking ready for mine , are you sure ?
Yeah , Is yours good , Like , is it weird ?
Oh it's fucking weird , and I will never forget this site as long as I live .
Okay , then I should do mine . Okay , go ahead .
Not to dampen the mood , everybody but .
It's not bad , but oh , mine does .
That is what you said to me , so you can skip .
everybody is listening to this and skip forward about 15 minutes .
Um so mike sent me zogcom maybe you know it and z type in Zogcom you are greeted with another very late 90s , early 2000s looking webpage and it just says welcome to planet Zog .
You get blue shapes and a planet shape . There's a Matrix dude .
And then there's a Matrix , dude for sure .
There's a 3D model of Einstein , you don't have to show me .
What I think is like some cats or something at the bottom . I'm really not sure .
I don't know what that is .
If you click anywhere on this , it will take you to a few different sections . So there's a writing section , there is a gallery , like a digital art gallery section there is a personal section , and then there's uh just photos , and so is this what ? Digital art used to be digital style .
Yeah man , oh my god , the pictures are so fucking small they're so itty-bitty like and it's also in like a flash media gallery , but anyway , um , we'll go through the fucking photo gallery first .
So there are sorry , just so you can see that . Yeah , that's what hosanna one looked like . It was two ends it is so .
That's so , with two ends , the only thing I was going to add h-o-s-a-n-n-a onecom pretty sure that's like the jewish word for god , or one of them , or referring to god but yeah , that's kind of .
It looked like this , but it was click here for puppies yeah , it was wild shit .
Anyway continue um , so there's there's a digital art gallery and there's a photo gallery . The photo gallery doesn't work anymore because it requires flash player , so that's . But if you go to , there's supposed to be pictures from 1995 , all the way to 2005 . Um supposed to be , yeah but the digital art gallery is really where it's at . There's and I'm not .
I'm not sure how any of this shit was actually made , but there's like CD covers . In here . There's a photo of- .
Holy shit .
it breaks down how they made them , this guy's friend .
Tracy , what are you doing here ?
Like it says how they were made , but it doesn't really say like with .
Right , I did this with things in mind what ?
There are steps in here to how some of these are made , but it's just like random fucking digital art . It's the most 1999 thing you've ever seen in your entire life .
This is the loading screen for the AOL . Like you get 100 free hours of internet . Like that's what .
This is what you saw , as that was telling you that yeah , or like uh , the box art that was on graphics cards oh , yes , yes , oh my god , yes look how advanced we are right
microsoft right a pixelation filter like .
Well , some of them had dope-ass , looking big titty girls on them , and then you were like , what is this game ?
I want to play this game .
What's a Dragon Age ? And then nothing like that existed . Like I mentioned , there's also writing , so there's some nonfiction writing and the only thing in the non-fiction writing section is a post from 1996 called Postulated Mechanisms of LSD . What , yeah , what ?
It's super fucking long , I'm not going to go through it , but this dives into modern physics research on the actual mechanisms of lsd , how it binds to your neurons and shit .
I don't understand it and I think they're on lsd when they made all this imagery , imagery well , yeah , that's what I imagine that's why non-fiction is first because that becomes that comes before creative writing , which is slightly longer .
¶ Ian Dark's Eccentric Website Discovery
we have have a few different writings in here . The first one is Red Gauze , the second one is Smurfs and the Quest for Racial Unity .
Hell yeah .
Apocalypse when ? And Green Jelly .
Did you look more into both Green Jelly and the Smurfs one ? No , I didn't . If I remember correctly , there's quite a bit in the Smurfs one I might be remembering ?
No , I'm sure you're not .
I mean it's really only like two paragraphs long . When you say looked into it , do you mean read it ?
I don't remember which one . It was One of those stories , I think . I think one of those pages have like a decent amount of stuff in them . I don't remember which one , though it's been a minute . It's been like two weeks since I looked into this website so I don't recall fully .
The last one is fairly long . Maybe the green jelly one ? No , there's a section called Enlightenment and there's a chapter two . Forget , I said anything that one is Mike , but that one is labeled Work in Progress . I'm going to read Smurfs in the quest for Rachel Union . It's quite a good read .
Yeah , cranberry orange stains cover her nipples , making them stand out like the bleeding eyes of Christ on those crucifixes that taxi cab drivers keep hanging on their rearview mirrors . The posed figure balances precariously on one foot , with the other arched gracefully into the air .
Behind her , with the gesture worthy of the ballerina's grace , a bead of sweat rolls down her navel , the ground beneath her sinks , and she is carried away rather rapidly into a nightmare not of anyone's creation . Lost school children ran around in a panic looking for their bus drivers . The lions and lambs slept together .
We were what we ate , and a Smurf is two to three apples high , according to the TV show . You know it would really suck to be stepped on by someone 50 feet tall . I mean think how helpless he would feel running through trees which to him must seem like Brussels sprouts . Like you could outrun him , squash man . That's how you would be Squash .
That's how you would be Squash Squash that's a way to write that .
S-Q-U-A-S-H-E-D . Like I need to spell it out Now . That isn't cool . I don't see the humor in that and that is a show for kids . Little kids , watch that show .
Now what the fuck is up with our country when we have our kids watching what this was about Smurfs .
Like we need that filth on TV .
They're all probably fucking a word I'm not going to say too .
Only one woman to the whole bunch . Sure , she's a looker . Sure I had a few erotic dreams about smurf when I was a child we all we all , but that one broad can't possibly service the needs of 99 other able-bodied men .
I don't like the word service the needs yeah , well , it gets worse oh , it gets way worse after those yeah , yeah , I'm going to skip this entire sentence here . Yeah , 99 dicks , even if they are a little blue and should be enough . No , I bet those Smurfs play Anal Ranger in between episodes . Looney Tunes Now there's quality programming .
I like those ones with the Indian that they always made fun of . And then I'm not going to read the last sentence either .
What in the fuck , why is ?
everything like smurfs in the quest for secretly nazi why is this all secretly nazis or secretly racist ?
I guess , it's yours well , well , you would think . You would think , jason , that if you were to write such things and put them on the internet , you wouldn't want that right next to personally identifying information .
I would not want that .
Well , that's exactly what this man did , because if you go , back to the front page and click on the face , you get personal .
Yep About me .
The second link there is about me , and the third link is this man's resume .
Who am I ? I am Spitting Kitty , what yeah ?
He's Spitting Kitty . So apparently this website is a personal website from someone named Ian Dark D-A-R-K-E , formerly Ian Light Clever . It says well , I don't know if it's , maybe it is pronounced Light . I guess that would make sense Light .
I mean it would because that's his surname . Maybe it is Light . It says Dark and Light .
When I'm married , I'm just going to say wife's name .
You know , I didn't put that together until just right now . The dark and light thing . Yeah , because that wasn't how I was pronouncing that in my head , but now it makes sense , see , that's why we're here together today . That is why we're gathered here today . But anyway , the About Me page starts off in an even more deranged manner .
There's a photo of this guy . It says I am spitting kitty , I am angry bear . Grr . I am large watermelon seeds stuck in your nose . Zerm , I am small , biting spider in your underwear . Yub yub yub , I am shameless plagiarizer , chuckling you with others words . What am I ?
A 30 something year old cyberpunk geek who has read too much tom robbins for his own good . It goes on to explain more about him . What he's into ? He's into fucking around with his xbox . He plays with window , with , uh , computers . He's obsessed with computers .
Um , his resume if you look back through this I , he's got a very impressive resume , which is kind of surprising . But he has an engineering degree from Harvey Mudd College in Claremont , california . Well see , I assume so , because when you actually go to Zogcom it redirects to cshmcedu , which is the Harvey Mudd College domain .
Yeah , it's a real thing .
So this is hosted on a Harvey Mudd . College server somewhere .
And it's still active .
That's what I don't understand . I'll get more into that later , but anyway , this guy's resume is he's got a master's in bioengineering . I mean , he's a smart dude .
He's got a very long history of being a web developer working in IT , and the last time that this was updated was in 2006 , and he was working as the director of information technology and it just says entertainment industry .
Los .
Angeles , California , which makes me kind of wonder if he's not the information technology , the director of information technology of like a porn studio or something .
That's how I would advertise that .
Yeah , I'm thinking that might be what's going on here . That checks out . Because if you go to his favorite link section there's art , there's music , there's san diego stuff because he used to live in san diego there's useful . But if you go down to the misc section , the first one is uh goth babe of the week .
Oh yeah , now he's speaking my language , right ?
There is a nude video teleconferencing on your PC link what the fuck ? And a hypertext list of things people have put in their butts .
How big is the link ? You know , see , that's useful . How big is the list For ?
reference yeah .
Christina Ricci . It also says somewhere on here .
It also says somewhere on here . It also says somewhere on here and I don't know what page it's on that if you want to learn more about what he's into , you can go to his altsex . You can find him on altsex , which is a Usenet I guess an old Usenet group that was for fetish content .
Yeah , I don't want to click on any of these links .
No , you should yeah A lot some thing , takes you to gothicnet or something I had no idea it was still up , we're all learning today .
The last one is peaking my interest because it says enter at your own risk , but it's called the www black hole . You know what ? This is on its way out , right ? Yeah , click it .
It's nothing cool . This is fucking stupid , or they right ? Yeah , click it , see what happens , okie doke .
Oh , it's nothing cool , yeah a lot of these are broken . This is fucking stupid .
Or they don't go where they used to . I clicked on a few of them and decided it wasn't worth it anymore . Anyway , oh yeah , I don't want to deal with this . I looked more into who this guy is , so it does say on his About Me page that he used to be Ian Light , I guess , and he got married and they changed their name to Dark . So edgy .
And I figured out that he still goes by Ian Dark . I was able to find him on Facebook . I doxed him a little bit , but I feel like if you put this degree of information about yourself on the internet , you're asking for it a little bit .
Maybe don't put your resume on the same website as this weird Smurf unirace thing Racist , smurf rant .
Yeah , he seems to still be doing well . He has a kid now .
Oh , that's good , he's in his 50s .
now he seems like he's fine . I did figure out that his website was created in 1997 . I don't know why , um , I don't know why it's still hosted I don't know how they had a harvey mud college servers . Well , I , I mean , it's a university . They probably wouldn't give a shit anyway , but I don't know why they're so bothering to host it . That's , that's the .
The background I want to know here is why is that website still up ? Does he ? I assume he still knows that it's up because the website is still , the domain name is still registered through 2028 and it was renewed in like 22 .
Oh , Maybe he just likes the idea of like being a part of the internet .
Yeah , I guess he just likes being this internet cryptid yeah .
That's a really good term for these fucking strange once in a . You see this one time every million , so this dude just wants to hold on to . No , I'm on the internet , barely my guy .
And .
I'll stay here . But through everything that I was able to find , it seems like this guy is just he's just a normal dude who might work in the porn industry allegedly , allegedly I have absolutely no basis for that , other than I wasn't able to find his current employer and it's listed on his resume from 2006 as entertainment yeah , that'll do it .
He's definitely in porn . I mean , good for you , man , if porn's paying your bills and you have a kid through you have a website .
Well , I don't think he's doing porn . I think he's working it in porn god , it's paying for a website I don't know what do you ?
what is it for porn ? What even like ? What do you think he does ?
like the camera doesn't sync up correctly , he's got to go in there and like figure out why the connection doesn't work . Oh , here's .
Here's your problem . There's cum on the lens .
There's studios that edit that stuff . They gotta render stuff . They gotta store stuff . Porn needs IT .
Porn probably needs IT .
They need IT just as much as any movie .
Honestly probably more . That's very fair If there's one thing Silicon Valley the show has taught me anything . There's a fuckload of porn out there .
And it all needs to be saved somewhere . Yeah , I mean . Yeah , I mean , if your primary distribution , if you're a large studio and your primary money making mechanism and distribution method is the internet , you probably need , can you ?
imagine , like , um , like you work it , like you work on the like you , you work on the engineering team for like pornhub or something . And you get a the engineering team for like pornhub or something and you get a call from like someone at pornhub like hey man , uh , something's going on with our website . Oh okay , let me go on real quick .
Pornhubcom cool okay . So what seems to be going on ? Yeah , if you click on , uh , uh , big titty , uh white women , uh blonde , uh fucked by large cock , uh , the , the search results don't come up like they're supposed to . Oh , oh , okay , yeah , let me find that . Like that's your life , your life is . Hey , the search results on Pornhubcom didn't show up .
Can you make sure the videos populate ? Yeah , yeah sure . What are the filters ? You're using the filters . On the back end I see fat cock .
I see cum guzzle . I see fat cock . I see cum guzzle .
I see like those conversations that's not supposed to be in the oh , get rid of that one . Yeah , that's not . You're looking at the wrong map .
There's barely any cum guzzle here . You're mapping it wrong , that's not in the right field .
You need to look towards this . Oh okay , sorry , I need to look towards fucking big cock , not fat cock .
Yeah fat and cock are supposed to be separate filters .
You're combining them . Oh , I see what happened . It was fat comma space cock . It should be fat comma cock . My mistake , right .
Yeah , I want fat guys with cocks , not guys with fat cocks .
You got to differentiate those .
Yeah , yeah , you don't do space in the back end . You don't do that . It fucks with everything . Well speaking of cocks . That doesn't fit here . Do we want to talk about a ?
page . That's all about meat .
You want to talk about some other meat . You want to talk ?
about some other meat , Because I have a whole website full of other meat . Real quick , before we do that . Oh yeah , go ahead .
¶ Stinky Meat Project Discussion
How would ?
you rate your website Zero out of .
It is just a personal website from the 90s , but as far as personal websites from the 90s go , I would say that this is a fairly solid one . I'd give it like a 7 , probably a 7 .
Wow , 7.5 out of 10 , not bad , Even with all the racist stuff . Wow , very cool of you .
Well , that I mean Very cool of Matt you heard it here first everybody .
Honestly , it wasn't even like .
I mean that adds to it . It's the fact that that is posted next to this man's resume . That really brings up the oh yeah .
I agree it brings it all together . It really shows that people I feel didn't really understand the internet too much back in the 90s and they were just like .
I don't think it was appreciated like , well , I don't think it was appreciated . Yeah , I don't think it was appreciated that there was gonna come a time when everybody was gonna be googling people . Yeah , I don't think this guy fact-checked everything .
I don't think this guy thought this website would ever be found . And here we are fucking like 25 years or at least not by somebody whose opinion mattered .
I guess , I do kind of wonder how it's been going for this guy that he's lived most of his adult life .
I wonder if his friends know about this .
With his face on a website out there next to his alt .
Do you think he wakes up in a cold sweat every morning , like this is the one . This is where I get caught .
Do you think he ?
enjoys that . Like he loves the fucking .
The thrill .
The thrill of maybe getting caught one day .
Being a secret racist , secret smurf racist .
I have to imagine , I have to imagine that anybody who knows this man very well is aware of this website .
He's probably shown it to some people .
Or they found it on their own .
If you Google , ian Dark probably shown it to some people or they found it on their own if you , if you google ian dark , you get an english , an english football and boxing commentator , but I think oh , look porn yeah maybe not . Maybe this isn't as far up into the . Uh . No , it's all , it's still on the first page .
If you put his name in los angeles , and it's like it's still on the first page . If you put his name in los angeles and it's , it's still on this site oh , gotcha , we got him , boys , we got him well , and his and and the link takes you to his about me , which has his picture , a picture of his face on it , about in the center or so he's .
Yeah , so whatever . Thank you for this , ian . I hope we didn't ruin your life um all right . Yeah you , you said you have some other type of meat you want to talk about .
I do okay , it's a . It's a pungent type of meat , it's . Uh , I I thought I knew what I was about to embark on never do what it's me I I'm learning that very clearly .
Um , so you go to the site and you see that this is the stinky meat project home page , with a picture of a man with his head on a plate that says yes , it is I , Malin , and I'm not going to say the last name , even though it's there Scientist .
Now you get a couple of different links and one of them says Stinky Meat Project 1 , Stinky Meat Project 2 , and what is Stinky Meat ? What is Stinky Meat ? It's probably a safe place to start right yeah , stinky meat .
I think what is stinky meat's probably a safe place to start .
Right , yeah , I would say so it gives you a little overview of what's going on here . So this , I mean it catches you up to speed into , uh , about what you're about to look at , um , the story you're about to hear , I guess , if you want to treat it that way , uh , so the stinky meat project .
This is what happened in the summer of 2000 when I took three kinds of meat , 19 days and 1 million maggots and stuck them in the yard of my unwitting neighbor . Of course , the neighbor eventually found the meat in his yard . Fortunately I wasn't arrested so I was free to do it all over again the following summer . That , yeah Like .
¶ Stinky Meat Experiment Analysis
The site answers burning scientific questions such as where do maggots come from ? What's that smell ? How long can a plate of rotting meat sit in a neighbor's yard without him noticing and calling the police ? I know I have too much time on my hands . I always complain about not having enough time . Can I continue to do this dumb crap like this ? Go figure .
And then it gives a bunch of stuff . There's some poetry you can read that has nothing to do with any of this . You can send this person mail . Beautiful poetry , it is beautiful . You can send this person mail directly .
You can hear what people have to say about this project through the testimonials , and then there's a link that says cover yourself in meat and it's for the stinky meat shirt .
I'm kind of already covered in meat Same , aren't we all ?
just you want to be covered in more Just a meat puppet .
It really depends on how you define me .
Am I the body ?
Is my brain stem and nervous system attached to a meat mech .
Yes .
Yes .
I am a meat Gundam for my meat pilot .
A meat .
Gundam For my meat brain pilot . Meat suit gundam . Meat suit gundam .
Blood orphan . I don't know what that is . So okay , let's go over the first project , shall we Kind of get an insight into what it is ? And so this is a .
When you click on the first project , you get a collection of days and it goes through day by day , every single day of this project , and he's not wrong , it's 19 days , which means 19 pages of details about this whole mission of leaving random meat on a plate in his neighbor's yard to see how rancid he could possibly make it .
So the first one is obviously his venture to the store to buy different types of meats , and he has a total cost analysis with the whole thing . So he gets three different types . He gets some ground beef that's apparently expected to disintegrate within three to four days , spent $2.57 on it . He bought some hot dogs for $0.99 , making it $3.56 .
And eventually he says you know what ? I want a middle ground as well , so I'm gonna get a nice steak , and so far he's spent $7.31 .
Now I want to know you can tell this was before the before times , because that'd be like $25 worth of meat .
I was gonna say $3.75 for a fucking steak . Are you shitting me right now ? Either way , $7.31 is the total sunk cost into this project . Tomorrow I go next door and plant it all in my neighbor's lawn and he's not lying . You get a high-res picture for whatever time this was I think 2000 . He said , um , you see the meat , it's a little frozen .
And he says like , yeah , some guy saw me do it . He gave me a weird look , but we put the meat there . We go through day two , day three . It's just more updates . I mean , it's exactly what you might think , and you get a picture every day . You can see the decomposition of meat .
Now , a lot of you are probably losing me at this , or I'm probably losing a lot of you at this point . Okay , I don't understand why this person is doing this , but these first four days are the least detailed about anything that he talks about . He ends up making friends with maggots that grow in some of the ground beef .
He catches a paranormal encounter in the meat , apparently .
Does the decomposition release some sort of toxin ? He's got Daisy Rots his brain . Does the decomposition like release ?
some sort of toxin . He's going .
This is daisy that rots his brain that it can't be helping , that's for sure . I don't like that . The meat looks like it's cooked too , so that's . He comments on that after day three . Uh , the meat starts to look like it's cooked . Um , he gives updates . It is titled hot , hot meat .
Um , comments on the hot dog , saying , like you know the answer they're there , they're doing some work on it . They're not really doing much . Um , you keep going day by day and eventually you get to a point where he , like he says the hot dogs look really appetizing .
But he also then goes on to describe like the soup that has become of the rest of the meat . He logs the difference , like when the stench hits and when he can smell it from across the road .
While he's approaching , he gets a lot of information from people saying like , by the way , those aren't maggots , those are the in-between pupa stages between a maggot and a fly . I learned a lot about decomposition through this whole journey .
I enjoy his quote there . The ants couldn't penetrate the hot dog defenses . Yesterday .
Yeah , he's really , really , really into this Meeting . Crickets come into play at some point . I didn't know that existed , yeah .
Do crickets eat meat ? No , they don't know . Just introduce a species . I think he just made a new species , like has to be um .
So he keeps going through and , like the , the pictures just get horrendously worse . So I'm currently I'm at day 11 and it's titled Liquidized Finds more maggots . Apparently , the steak has turned into jerky and , like he pops the ground beef , which is a thing that I never thought I'd never wait . I know I never want to describe meat like that .
A bunch of people like give them , they tell me money if you eat some of the meat . And this goes on for fucking 19 days . 19 days of this shit maggot zoo he calls it . Yes , this neighbor didn't realize this was sitting outside their house for 19 days .
I really hate the way the hot dogs look on day they look cooked they've got like these white spots on them .
Well , eventually something takes all the hot dogs away like and just it's the meat eating crickets , I'm sure .
But yeah , keep going , keep going . Matt is not having a fun time with this ?
I didn't have a fun time with this . I really hate this sort of stuff .
I'm not a fan of it too , but I found it and I'm like I want Jason to cover , to cover stinky meat . To cover stinky meat .
This makes me want to try being a vegetarian .
Yeah , my stomach is hurtling . You did it before . I've tried before . I didn't last very long . I will like the input that he's getting from his . I will say fans . I guess there are people clearly following the story and writing to him , but carl writes where to go from here . The ground meat has doubled in size .
Is this a new breakthrough wall fillings warfare like how can we use this , how can we use this ? It's and eventually , like they wander , they find the meat plate is gone . It's turned into some white puffy substance that does called mold and a lot of mold , a lot of well actually .
No , I've learned that that right there , what you're looking at , the whiteness on there , is actually maggot excrement , and that's what most of this is turned into is just a pot .
That's really isn't it great .
It's just fucking fantastic .
I'm so so happy it's the same meat . It's just gone through . Yeah , exactly , it's been processed .
Yeah , Um , yeah . This is day 17 is where he learns it .
There are people leaving the discipline . I'm sure I'm sure they're like I can't fucking do this anymore .
At one point , he starts stirring the meat , which is something I didn't want to ever have to try and realize . Um , which is something I didn't want to ever have to try and realize , but again day 19 . Oh , through this whole thing , he's got this person Brandon , I think , who he's referring to as the stinky mate .
And he's like helping him yeah .
He does a bunch of scientific tests on it , which is just poking it vigorously with sticks . But yeah , after the 19 , the meat goes bye bye , there's no trace of it anymore . So obviously he's pissed that his fucking almost month-long experiment at this point has just disappeared .
So he repeats it , once in a shopping mall and once in a playground with a chicken .
He does it three times he does it three separate times .
He gets caught in the shopping mall . He gets a talking to um .
You can't put a way , he leaves it in a like , in a weird place in the shopping mall and the security guard yeah , I see it's like under yeah , the security guard catches him how long did he think that was gonna last before somebody it didn't last long , because the security guard caught him taking a picture of it and apparently it was just gone the next day .
So instead he threw a whole chicken in like a park and like was trying to cover it with other meats , but the other meats kept getting stolen , so he just focused on the chicken , put a cage over it and then just we watch its degradation into hell .
And for whatever reason this person has taken up to placing perfectly good meat Like there's this whole story about . He goes into a deli and he orders a bunch of salmon and he's like oh , it's real . The guy's like you want this , I can cut it this way , it's better for eating . You want to de-skin it .
And they literally go no , thank you , this salmon is not for eating . And the guy just stared at them for a couple of seconds .
He's like here you go .
Okay , and then gave them the meat , which apparently was just to throw on top of the chicken .
No , no , this salmon is not for eating . No one's eating this . This is my sex salmon .
This is my sex salmon and this is just three separate experiments . I don't know if I can say they've gone right . I can't say they've gone wrong . They smell experiments . I don't know if I can say they've gone right . I can't say if they've gone wrong . I they smell wrong , I'm sure , but it's oh my god .
At one point he goes to like he felt so bad about the neighbor having to clean up the first plate of meat that for the chicken . He's like you know what ? I have to do this , so I'm gonna take the care of this now . And he gets , uh , um , he gets gloves , he gets a heavy-duty air filter for his face .
He goes to pick it up and he's like okay , this is fine , this is fine , until what he describes as the warm chicken air permeates the mask and now it's all I can smell . So he goes . You know what ? I need oxygen , so I'm going to have to breathe . He goes , apparently , he , he goes . You know what ?
Breathing was not actually worth it and I should just start putting the chicken in the bag . While he's doing so , he gets covered in chicken slime , which is a bunch of words I didn't want to say out loud , but here we are um , there's a lot more to the story , but I don't really feel like going over it , because you kind of get the gist .
This is a man who is putting meat in inconvenient locations and documenting it . Now , I did say that he broke .
He admitted to a felony . The last entry says I also wonder what the garbage man will think when he sees a biohazard bag in a playground .
Right , yes , that's right . The park it was a playground , like there were kids that would come and frequent this area . At one point he does stick a bunch of meat in somebody's mailbox to like ferment and fester in there and admits to the whole thing and I don't know . It's probably not a good idea to admit to federal felony on the internet .
I also feel like that wouldn't . That's not an experiment , because people check their mail daily .
Well , this is an experiment to see if they check their mail daily . I guess .
Yeah , he's not picking , he's not being very wise about this ?
No , he's not . I mean , he is learning as he goes on , but but yeah , I don't really know what else to say about stinkymeatnet . You can buy a shirt if you want . You can really know what else to say about stinky meatnet you can buy a shirt if you want . Um , you can email him directly , can you still no ? The ? Uh , the .
The printer that they used is no longer full of meat . They filled it with meat all they've said is like if you bought a shirt , congratulations , it's collector's item oh boy , I bet that's right I wonder if anybody makes replicas . But yeah , it took me a solid , I'd say , hour to go through everything on this site and kind of understand it .
I will never get that hour back and I don't know who to talk to about that .
You're welcome , Jason . There's a testimonial .
There is .
There's testimonials .
hype up stinky , the stinky meat project stinky meat man , yeah , so jason what would you rate this bad boy , uh , one out of ten , like out of interesting . Zero out of ten . How interesting was this and how would you recommend people go look at stinky meat on it ?
interesting . Weirdly like a 6 to 7 out of 10 for me . Do I feel fulfilled afterwards ? No , not even a little bit .
You know , I can't say that this testimonial says that suppression of gag reflex thing can make you some big dollars in certain
¶ Wholesome Lawn Webcam Discovery
communities . We should connect this guy with the last guy . What ?
Wait , last guy . Okay , I thought you were saying that was in the comment .
Maybe they're the same person .
The last guy , the last guy who tried the stinky meat challenge .
I was like hold on . There's a whole other story here , we all know how it ended for him . But yeah , that's all I got in stinky meat . That's all I can really stomach to talk about .
That was really good , jason , thank you for talking about stinky meatnet for me no one is thankful I'm gonna end this , I'm gonna wrap this up on a pleasant note for you all . Um . So I stumbled across the afghan one , which I did put in the uh , the discord , if any of you want to look at the afghan one I'm still reading the testimonials .
I wish they had scratch and sniff I have another one that's a little bit more wholesome um mine . I'll put it in the discord . Badabouski is watchinggrassgrowcom , so this is another one where it's pretty old .
There's 16 people watching right now .
Yeah , 16 people currently watching thegrassgrowcom . There have been over 32,000 comments made on the grass blog , which you can go on the grass blog .
Oh look , your cursor is a little longer . Yeah , it's a little longer .
This picture updates once an hour . It gives you the weather that's going on outside um .
You can add comments are you saying it's going to update in two minutes ? Yeah yeah , I guess . So well , we gotta stay for that .
Yeah , um , oh , sorry , it updates every second , my bad , not every hour , yeah , every second . Um , but it has music on here as well which I'm not going to play because it is copyrighted music . Click here for supersize . No , it's this big picture . Look , a cop just came by . Oh , it's not a cop , it's a car . But he , it's been going since 2006 .
And it's just a webcam of his lawn . It's a webcam of his lawn , have it grown . He'll even upload and you can go to his YouTube channel if you want to his YouTube channel . If you want to , he'll upload videos of him mowing the lawn . Yeah , and he'll wave to the camera . He makes a big thing of it . There's a video of him and his kids .
There's a whole thing . It's just a dude , he's just having a good time .
Twelve years of watching grass grow in two and a half months there have been millions of watchers .
The music is so loud .
There have been millions of watchers on this fucking site , uh , and this will show you how there's a slow-mo version . This will show you how dated the site is . A little bit too . Um more about uh , you know , watching grass grow an eco-friendly green html code to add to your website .
Remember when eco-friendly I remember when people .
I remember people go to blackwellcom because it's saved on the fucking electricity bill yeah , yeah , the the blockchain bros really fucked that up just a bit um , but yeah , they call this , so this is a live feed .
Where the fuck does this guy live ?
there's uh , I don't know um , oh , we could play a geoguessr yeah right , oh my god , let's do this that guy on tiktok yeah , but is this a wholesome ass dude ?
yeah , he's mr grass on on twitter , uh , and on youtube he oh my god , it's .
You can tell it's updated because it says x slash twitter . Yeah , he updates , he updates it yeah , this is this .
Is he updates this like because he updates his videos and everything it's even to the point , this guy's relatively smart when it comes to stuff too , because he even puts on here he says uh . Since 2005 , millions of web surfers have watched the grass grow , plus an occasional uh car drive by and other exciting things on this live webcam .
For the techies out there , the video feed is rebroadcast via gigabit web server rather than the direct connection to my house , so it can support lots of viewers . And , yes , the html and css on this retro web page actually does validate , so he even kind of knows what he's talking about a little bit in the uh , the website field . Um , I just love that .
It's this slice of old internet that's like the g song guy yeah , it's still active .
I love the lawnmower cursor yeah , I can't stop watching that this just the lawn . I keep running the lawnmower cursor I know it's fucking cathartic , it's just very wholesome .
It's just a guy that's like I'm just gonna film my lawn and obviously , like he's , his kids are in on it too . A little bit .
He just seems like an all-around just he's this is so wholesome just a wholesome compared to the last couple that we just talked about this is like a , this is like eye bleach for all of that .
Oh , he's in colorado , by the way . Oh , okay , that explains the snow . Here's a little bit of the the history . Watching grass grow really started in the summer 2002 , when colorado had a fairly serious drought , uh , which led to water rationing .
This , of course , had rather dire consequences for us , those of you who live , those of us who live in suburbia , as , instead of being able to watch our grass grow , our normal green lush lawns turn brown and there are even a lot of bare spots . Fortunately , 2003 was a bit wetter .
If you add enough water to grass , it'll grow back , as can be seen in these pictures from my front lawn . And yeah , you see 2003, . You see it just getting better and better as time goes on .
What have we become I ?
don't know , and it's just , I just love it .
What are we doing there's ?
just images of like his car and like he's got something called the hulk mobile and I just it's just such a nice wholesome like thing . He really loves the incredible hulk . He really yeah , um , he like he does like , really like halloween , yeah shit and like christmas stuff on the lawn and it's just a all-around just fun time .
Like I genuinely believe this man is living his best life and he's just just recording his lawn and he's got all these images up until like now yeah , b b just found a section on the website .
I assume that says what if ? What if , instead of watching grass grow , it was called watching grass freak , and instead of watching grass grow , we watched the grass beef Valid . These are very good questions . Oh , it is at the top . Wow , yep , what the fuck . Like the first fucking thing .
I just love this man so much , like like life is just so this is this .
Is you starting tomorrow ?
god , I wish , dude , I fucking wish . And right here I like how it says the most boring website in the world , but then it changes to the most exciting website , oh , oh , and there it is html code holy crap , copy paste this onto your website to watch the grass grow . You can just add this so to your site .
So we can add that I'm going to add this to every car dealership website at work tomorrow .
Please do , please do , oh , my God .
I have the power .
Watch you like accidentally DDoS this guy's leg .
I fucking hate you , Mike .
I'm going to give this guy a 10 out of 10 , because it's just a dude that is loving his lawn . He's doing the internet correctly . He's doing the internet correctly , just having a good-ass time with it . So I'm going to give him a 10 out of 10 . This is the best website I've been on in a long long time .
And it's wholesome .
There's no weird shit like that Afghan hound one where it turns out it's not as wholesome as it once was , not wholesome at all . So I , I'm here for this fucking guy , I'm here for him all day , every day .
Um , wow , what a journey we went on , boys , from weird right wing afghan hound website to , uh , a guy's personal blog and to this one kind of reminds me of fish doorbell , which is something that Amanda showed me . Fish Doorbell . I've never heard of that .
Yeah , the actual website is Visterbell , but it's Dutch for Fish Doorbell .
Oh , no , I have heard of it , I think yeah .
It's a website where you can watch a live camera of a dam where they put a door in the dam to let fish through , but they were having issues with , I guess , predators eating the fish , and so now you can go there and , just like , press the doorbell if there's a fish on the camera and it'll let yeah , there was also , I think , I think another issue was
um I think another big issue was they had to put the door there , I think , because in the dam was like a propeller system that was chopping up the fish .
So they put the door there . Whenever you hit the button , the propeller stops and lets the fish through , or something like that too . I have heard of that site . I love it .
I still miss the fish cannon videos .
Oh yeah , just put it through the tube .
Yeah , like the salmon migration tube . They made . Which launches .
Yeah , you just like the , the salmon , like migration tube , yeah , they've made which launches them . All in all , it's kind of what it's like those uh , grass bridges , yeah , yeah , over highways too , to let wildlife walk over the highway , so they're not just like wandering .
All in all , I think we found some wonderful websites and I'm happy that I made you people watch and listen Earlier today .
like I started looking through this last night and I clicked on it and it was like 11 pm or some shit and I click it and I look at the guy laying on the plate and I'm like I don't know , this can only go good . I don't know if I have time for this . That just looks like an older , fatter version of me . This is you in 12 , 12 years .
This is not good for my mental health right now well , here you are .
This is gonna be you , laying out plates of meat and fucking at your new house hell yeah I got a meat market there , you go . Um , that's all I got . Uh , I guess I will end cap this book . End it by saying go to our website , please , deludycom . Uh , look , check out our linktreecom slash deludy pod . Just check out our links . We're everywhere .
Just google us . Just any social media platform or anything that you're on . Just look up . Either don't look on the internet or deludy , and you'll find us on those set of things . Um , if you go to our website , deludycom , you become a member and you get bonus things . You can also get bonus things .
If you go to our website , dilitycom , you can become a member and you get bonus things . You can also get bonus things if you go to Patreoncom slash DilityPod . We haven't had new members in a while . So get your asses over there , or else Papa gonna be upset and I'm going to leave it on this note .
I'm going to say you know , if you find some stinky meat , maybe avoid it and instead go look at a man growing his lawn , because that'll make you feel much better . I'm not lying .
Going on that website genuinely like oh he looked at peace while looking at the website .
He's not lying relaxed it takes you back . It really does like it really relaxed me , like with everything going on in the world , all the the shitty shit that's going on currently .
Just looking at watchgrassgrowcom you just gotta do like republicans it's just nice to to take a take a seat and just rest and just watch what life used to be back in the year oh yeah , thousand , and it doesn't matter exactly . That's how it should be . So go do that
¶ Disturbing Online Content Discussion
. Jason , what do you have for people ?
Please stay fucking paranoid . And if you've been smelling something a little off the last couple of weeks and it just keeps growing and getting worse , somebody may have laid out a bunch of meat on a plate just to see what happens in your yard . So go check that out and if they do , do poke it at least once , at least once , and then call the police .
That's all . You get some more what do you got ?
spoke the police , spoke the police uh , if you have disturbing fan fiction about smirks . No , uh , derogatory opinions about women and um musings about racial subscribe that may seriously offend people .
I just upload this to the internet next to your resume and maybe you'll get a sweet job in the porn industry .
This just goes to show . Porn will hire anybody , they don't care as long as you can turn their website on and off if you have those things , your options are either porn industry or newsmax united states federal government or porn . You either go into porn or presidency , you really only got two options here . Um , choose wisely . Yeah , yeah , go porn .
All right , everyone . I love you , bye , bye .