DLUTI 133 - Read it on Reddit (or 4Chan)

Don't look under the internet . I did something . Did you sleep ? Did you go to sleep and you threw your back out ? Honestly , yeah , that's exactly what happened . Two nights ago I went to bed and I woke up and I was like , oh god , this sucks . And then last night I woke up at 3.30 and I'm like I can't move .

Do you remember a time where you could have been like , yeah , I fell down 19 flights of stairs yesterday and I woke up today and then I ran a 5k and I was fine .

I don't , but I watched you do it twice . Yeah , you watched me miss all the stairs and just hit a door .

Hey guys , you've seen me do that too . I wish I saw it , but I saw the aftermath .

What does it mean stairs ? I literally just fell forward and missed every stair and went through a door .

It always reminds me of in that scene from Deadpool 2 , when they're all skydiving , oh yeah and the guy with the mustache , and he's just Peter . Yeah , Peter , he looked like him just going down the stairs .

You're my sugar bear , yeah , 100% , hello , everyone Hello .

Welcome , wait , welcome , you gotta . No , it's like an acapella .

Okay , got you .

Okay , welcome .

Welcome , hello .

Nailed it , fucking nailed it . We did it . Yeah , we did it , man . Good job Thanks .

So you guys are gonna do something .

I think you all will notice something we're in the same room . Yeah , we're in the same room . It's diluted classic .

We don't have that pervert mat with us today , that's like the word of the day . That's how you introduced me to your child today .

I know . Well , it's just a fun word to say Pervert , you got the hard .

B , but you said sex pervert , like you specified .

I'm not wrong you told your less than one year old child that this was a sex pervert . You introduced me as a sex pervert , am .

I wrong or am ?

I .

No , but I just think I should be able to divulge that .

I want to share that about you .

You're deeply obligated to let you know . You outed him and that's not cool , it's not cool man .

You're trapped in your sex dungeon .

Let me know I can't finish that sentence . Let's just keep moving forward .

We're getting off topic here .

Yeah , we're back in the same room . Hello everyone , Don't look under the internet the show where us three haven't been in a room recording together in Since I think Like a year , almost .

No , not a year , but what episode did we do ? I was here last week ?

Yes , but all three of us .

No , you were with us , for Don't Hug Me , I'm Scared .

One of the episodes yeah , that was a sweaty night . We had to share a microphone .

I remember that night , I guess sweaty just thinking about it .

Yeah , it's been a minute , but I'm excited for it and , who knows , maybe this will come back to being the norm . It depends on if we wake a sleeping baby tonight or not ?

Yeah , if that happens , that's just .

Then it won't become a norm , because it's done . I like when my wife doesn't rip my testicles out .

She already did bro .

No , I haven't had a vasectomy yet . I still have my penis .

You might , I would do that and not tell her yeah , that's what vasectomies are Penis removal .

Yeah , exactly , obviously , stay away from that .

You leave a penis alone .

Penis way too hot . It's a .

Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference .

Which is RIP , don't Try .

Don't don't , don't , why , why , my Captain ?

Holt .

That was the . I think that's the one that hurt the most out of every this year . That hurt , yeah , that's like right up there with like Chester Bennington , you know .

Yeah , I mean that one hit me a little harder .

Chadwick Boseman , Stanley , Stanley . He had a good life though .

I'm not upset about . Stanley .

He had a very good life .

He was about to be on borrowed time , I mean he probably practically already was on borrowed time . He was already on borrowed time no .

Andre , it's RIP to a real one . Hey , what are we talking about today ? What ?

are we doing ?

I don't even know , so , because we got together , we thought it's still a silly one today , do we ?

even like say welcome to Don't Look Under the Air . Yes , I do .

Welcome . Oh , I guess I didn't introduce our names , though , that's Doug .

Hey .

That's Jason what up , and I'm a talking vestibule . What you know , a vestibule .

Yes , like that .

No , please explain Actually .

I do Like a corner store .

Like a bodega . Like a bodega , all right .

I'm starting to think . You don't know what that is A vestibule .

Yes , yes , like a bodega .

I'm pretty sure A foyer .

I'm sure . Yeah , A vestibule . I thought it was like a table .

No , I thought it was like the foyer to a home .

I thought it was a Latin word , I'm so .

Let's look it up . I guess this is .

It's a hauler lobby next to the outer door of a building , oh shit .

So it's me a talking hauler lobby by the . What is it outside of a building ?

It's literally a foyer .

It's the hall that leads from the inside to the outside , not foyer Right .

Yeah , I got it , so we're both wrong .

here it's solidary .

And I thought it was a table , so let's just move on from this topic .

Honestly , that was a very good intro to what we're actually doing today . I don't think we could have backed into anything better than that .

I want to start us off with a little douloudi , a little housekeeping A bum . Your head A little housekeeping the most sink it's going to be in quite some time , unless we're back next week . Here's the thing , y'all . Here's the thing when it comes to the housekeeping .

When it comes .

When it comes , the housekeeping when it comes , I don't really think I have any .

Why I missed last week's recording . So did you say all those sweet , sweet new patroons that we had ? Here's the thing .

Here's the thing . Here's the thing , here's the thing . So we have these . I don't remember many of these names , but you guys are like we already said them all . That doesn't tell me anything , but you guys are like we already said them all . Were these the names that we said last time that I wasn't here ? Yeah right , I don't remember .

Okay , Guess who didn't listen to last week's episode no .

No .

I don't know , doug , so we have the Jelly .

Bean Goblin . We have Mage of Silence . Was I that drunk last time ? Probably . We have Claire Aiden , that one sounds . We have GP Angel and Marshala John .

Did we ?

have any new fourth wallers ? This is the fourth wallers .

Oh my .

God .

Marshala Longjohn , marshala Longjohnson .

And if I go , into the patreons .

Oh my God , guess what we have . We have . We have a couple in patreons as well . We have Seeth or Seth . It looks like it's like death with an S . So Seth , death with .

S .

We have Mansai Sperm , aren't we all , though ? And we have Lucas Woodward . I'm just going to say I think Mansai Sperm takes it up there with a jug of hot cheese .

Oh , it's close 100% . I cannot get over big jug of hot cheese and it was simply because Doug got broken when Uh-huh . What did I say it was like jig bug of hot cheese or some shit , Like you just were crying .

That sounds right . That sounds right . I love incorrect wordedness . I will say human size sperm .

You're close to taking the title . That's close . But big jug of hot cheese I love . You're still number one for sure .

I love incorrect jokes like words when it makes a fun joke . There's that one Reddit post of a guy and he's like I'm going to drink Nyquil and Dayquil at the same time , I'll let you guys know what happens . And his next post , like eight hours later , is just Hoppital .

Yeah , that's one of my favorites .

Oh , my God that shit gets me . Speaking of Reddit , though . Yeah , speaking of weird random ass shit on Reddit .

Or 4chan , or 4chan , or 4chan .

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Oh shit , I can't I can't and whatnot I came .

If you're seeing this on YouTube , it's probably titled something like creepy , weird internet mysteries Top 50 weird internet mysteries .

Watch Mojo . Welcome to Watch Mojo .

Watch Mojo .

Today we're telling you a bunch of shit we've probably said in many of our other videos , and we're going to talk to you about it in the most mundane and dumb voice . Number five Burger King , burger King .

That is .

Now we're probably going to get sidetracked quite a bit because I miss having boys in my basement .

I know I had to .

I was going to say right there , but John Wayne Gacy Like Wayne Gacy over here , yeah well no .

I think this is more like what the fuck did I find on Reddit or , honestly , the internet ?

We've done these before , but there are .

Why did I ?

look under the internet .

Yeah , We've done these before , but they're always super fun . They're super easy to do when we need a break from deep divey shit , oh my .

God .

We're just calling it Reddit on Reddit , but it's fun and the algorithm loves when we talk about Reddit .

So here we are it really fucking does ?

So we each came up with a little thing we found on the Reddit and none of us know .

And all of us know . None of us know any of the things that the other two of us have found which is fun . Because we get to experience the crazy just like they did .

It's a good time , Jason . You said you had a long one . Yeah , would you like to start us off , Pocky ?

Okay , I have a couple of avenues that we can go . There is one that I really want to talk about , because I can't stop thinking about it . Let me hear daddy . Okay , so it is longer . I'm going to try to make it a little bit shorter .

You don't got to , are you sure ? Just do a sum .

Are you ?

sure , just do a quick , give me the clip .

Notes Are you sure about this , Mike ? You want to be able to read all of that . No , I don't want you to do that .

I don't want to read that anymore . Yeah , give me the clip notes .

All right , so here's the clip notes . I found a subreddit called r slash fed legs and Fed legs . Yes , and this is a . So I'm going to show you guys as I kind of read through this , so just as this is a preview of what it kind of looks like . So the front page , you've got this woman like dressed in yellow and she's got yellow leggings on .

Did they just say woman with yellow legs ? Is that the about ?

This is no . It says a lot more , a lot , lot , lot more . So apparently this is a subreddit . And again , this is r slash fed legs , fedlegs .

I think I'm really not , is it the ? Equivalent of a Dr Phil doctorate where he does not have it no longer .

I will throw rocks through your window . I will let you determine that after I talk about what he does Sound good . Yes , all right . So very simply says .

Man Like your dress is yeah , sounds like one of those like yes , and he was .

And so this is his dad .

Yeah , so his son , Charles Ostrug , or Dr Fedleg . He grew up with his father just being a terrible , terrible person and the one instance that stood out in his mind was when he saw his sister come home super late and she was wearing a super short skirt and her dad came out of his bedroom and just lost his shit .

I was gonna ask oh .

I'm gonna get there .

I don't know what kind of doctor it is .

Oh yeah , no , this is not going anywhere that you think it might be fucking going Um A cometary . So yeah , I know I mentioned earlier that modesty has left the world and it's mostly the women's fault , according to I did mention that earlier you're right .

I did hear Mike say that earlier too .

yeah , Now I will say I'm gonna just blanket statement this now None of us here actually agree with that kind of logic and thinking . This is just a story that we found on the internet . Jason doesn't speak for Doug . I'm trying so hard to keep us monetized right now , you guys are just pissing money away , whatever 30 cents a week .

Is that what it is ?

I don't know I have to look at the analytics oh yeah , it is , but so so he starts his own practice .

and what is his practice ? Well , his practice is to bring modesty back to the world by forcibly painting women's legs yellow .

Oh , God that is just the most crazy thing I've ever heard in my life . What ?

Y'all got fucking quiet as hell when .

I did that .

Because I stopped for fucking dramatic effect . And then that happened .

I was like , oh no , I can't not sneeze right now , holy shit , so go ahead , go ahead , what's up ?

So he paints like on pictures or on like the actual ladies , the actual ladies .

So he has a practice and apparently he goes out and with his team and his team convinces women who have incredibly nice legs . That is their target . That's the caveat , because you have to have very nice legs and you have to be showing them off . No , no cankels no , cankels , I did not mean to hit that , I am sure .

Yep .

Okay . I even when he's not here . Moots here . Moot is here , oh God , he's sticking spoons in my ass right now , oh God . So , yes , this is his practice . He paints women's legs yellow , apparently . What that does ? It removes the , the allure like the provocat the provocat provocativity , provocativity .

Provocativity . Yeah , that's it Honestly if anything , it just makes me more attracted to Simpson's character .

We'll see this , this Reddit , like if you go through it you're going to actually see where she is . There she is , Yep Look at this . March .

Simpson .

And now I'm more , and now I have a boner .

And then there's this one Like that's a video of someone . Yeah , that's someone just painting their foot gold . Some closeups and so .

I'm not a foot person . I don't understand the hype . You're fine , everyone's got them .

They do and I don't get it either .

That's what someone that does have a foot fetish would say . That's what they would say I don't know about the whole foot so this guy , dr Fedleg , is out there .

He's got a team of people that go out and apparently he expanded his team and trained other people to know how to verify .

No , no , it's not weird . Like hey , no , come with us With a spray paint can and he paints your legs yellow . No , I know , it's not as weird as you think . It actually feels very nice . It's very sexy , like very sexy .

We're going to sensual , it's just .

It's nice , it's sexy , but in a respectful way . Respectful way . I'm respectfully horny .

Respectfully horny . You're yellow now , so he's got this whole practice going on and so there is so much you saw the wall attacks that I showed you guys right , there is so much to this that I can't really go over it . It's this whole history of his family and why he does these things . The guy isn't religious .

It's hand in hand with religious .

Just any type of religion always has some kind of commentary on what people wear , and it's mainly women , and that's all about control .

Laurie follows this one Jewish lady on Instagram and apparently if you're like and only it might be Orthodox Jew , but if you're like , super in it , like following and it to win it In it . To win it Like you're not allowed to show other people your hair . Yeah , this woman's got a full head of hair , but she has to wear a wig out . Yep , and what ?

That means on Sundays they literally don't do anything , which means they hire someone called a Shabbos Goi to do all their work for them . Shabbos Goi , shabbos Goi .

Yeah , and there's a thing called like yeah you should know this , mic you .

4% is a shit .

Yeah , the Yikvid , I think it's called the Yikvid and it's like this water , that's like blessed , and when she's , the little lady , is done with her time of the month , she has to like bathe in it or something , and that's obviously , she becomes pure again and then her man is allowed to touch her again because there's gonna be a cut here .

Just insert the like static noise . Thank you , it's something like that .

It's extreme , like if you're into that cool , but it's so extreme 100% . But that's what this guy is doing . And he goes over it and he says , like the solution to this .

Yellow legs .

It's so simple and so cost effective . You just paint their fucking legs yellow .

I wonder if it's like a trauma thing because he , his sister , got Molly whopped for . There are theories about that for being scandally clad . So now he all those bruises .

You know when they're healing , they turn yellow .

That could be a thing .

That could be part of it that could be part of it .

I think it is the trauma , because the way I , if I so , the way you're thinking about it , if I'm hearing you correctly is he experienced this trauma of his sister just getting her ass beat because she wore a skirt that was too short . Right Now , he doesn't want any other , anyone else , to have to experience that .

Yeah , it's like a normal human being . Right , they cover them up . Yeah , I bet that , the bruises being yellow thing has something to do with painting him yellow .

That's a good you said that . Yeah , what a dark place .

Some people think yeah .

It's some people think it's sexual Things I didn't think we'd be talking about , but that's fine .

I saw this and I'm like I can't think about anything else now , Like I just there's a man out there who has a business , who's painting women's legs yellow .

She'll put a trigger warning up before all this . Just be on the safe side for domestic abuse .

I mean yeah , probably honestly in like I did .

TW . The whole editor put it real quick Trigger warning , something like that .

Yeah , it's none of the none of what happened in his childhood , especially what his dad did to his mother's daughter . That was all horrible , awful . And what this guy's doing , I can't tell if it's actually awful . No , I mean because the dad no right , but no , no 100% . But like , do I think this is right to do to anybody ?

No , because you're misleading them . You're misleading them Like you don't condone yellow legging .

I don't know , I don't like , I don't know . Like what kind of scam is this ? Like what ? You know ? What is the end goal here ?

You know those horror stories of like someone , like being like drugged , and they wake up in a bathtub full of ice and their kid's missing .

It's that . But some wakes up in your legs , your legs are yellow , like what the fuck ?

No , I got yellow legs .

How much did I drink yesterday , like what happened ?

But yeah , there's a bunch of speculation about , like , what this guy is actually doing this for . No one can really confirm it , and he won't either . No , all he says is it's not religious , he's an atheist . He's doing it because he wants to pervert , not perverse . I mean , yeah , unpreverse .

Accidentally yes .

Reverse , perverse , the perverse of whatever the fuck this is . He wants to make sure that women are being decent and he thinks he's the man for the job and he thinks yellow is the color for that job . Maybe he's .

So why is there a ?

subreddit that's I don't know because feet and legs Five years old , that like feet and legs and because it sounds like she would just like I like that for sure .

It's like r slash rate my feet 100% .

Oh yeah , I think that's exactly what it is .

But there was even a post commenting saying after five years of this being a subreddit , it's like we've gained a ton of traction , like there's a lot of you here now . I want to know if that's not the reason . Post legs and chat

Well , it's like it's just the fact that he's saying , okay , it's not religious really blows everything I feel like I would have had to talk about out of the water .

And that's like .

He's just like nah , I'm just kind of like a misogynist . He's like the Joker bow with yellow legs .

Well , Batman , you'll see that I'm painting all of Gotham's women's legs yellow I don't know , man it's , it's a trip , it's a weird rabbit hole to dive down . That's for fucking sure . Feel free to explore to your heart's content .

Yeah , I'll , I'll stick to my .

This is this is definitely an instance of do not look under the internet . Let us do that for you , because I'll stick to my clown girl subreddit .

Thank you .

I'm a little bit of a bug .

You know what it is .

Was it like I'm getting clown ?

girl honk heaven . Yeah , girl honk , heaven , yeah that's actually a Facebook group weeks ago . I think I think I remember you saying skinny girl , skinny clown girl , honk heaven .

I don't actually know the full name , but I think it's just like girl honk heaven .

Girl honk heaven .

What the fuck ? Clown girl honk heaven .

But I'm going to . I'm going to there . There's a lot more that I could talk about with this , like the , his cult following his employees , his his agents like and this is his yellow . Hester Prynne comes up in this story . So I'm not going to go over that part of it because honestly , there's some some cool tidbits in there .

Yeah , I don't know how to feel . Sounds right .

Um , yeah , that's , that's my , my longer one . I have a couple more that I could talk about , but you guys would like to share with me what , what you found on Reddit that made you go . What the fuck ? Wowie Zowie , wow , bert Zaubert . Well , isn't that a fun story about yellow legs and stuff ? I feel like we should do a an old fashioned deludi toast .

It's been a while it's , it's . It was well , all of us in the base . How's your ?

sun pump is doing a lot better , as you can see by the stains on the floor . It wasn't going good for a bit , but now it's good .

Okay , yeah , looks good .

Well .

I fixed it . Cheers boys , which , which , which classic toast to be doing .

Can we try and do all of them at once ?

Okay , which one are you doing ?

I know what you're doing what are you doing and I got one different from yours , okay , All right , this is going to go terribly . Cheers everybody here's to you Fuzzy duck , fuzzy fuzz , fuzzy fuzz .

If you can't come in or come on .

This is Christ , that is unlistable .

I had to like wait a minute because mine's so short .

Cheers everybody .

Fuzzy duck , fuzzy , fuck , fuck , fuck you , fuck , you , fuck you . All the lip smacking sounds that you could need , just like classic . So dumb bliss , you're up next . Yeah , yeah .

Yeah , yeah , yeah . So I wanted to go into the four 4chan , the chan of four , the fouring of the chans , the fouring of the chans . Because a lot of weird stuff happened on 4chan and I actually was never really a big part of 4chan Me neither I couldn't get past all the n words . That's true . Yeah , it was a lawless land .

It should have been like what Reddit is now .

It . Basically it was racist Reddit . Yeah , 100% Racist To a degree , although I will say that going through this specific thread on 4chan was actually fairly clean . I didn't see anything really weird . Came on on skates . It was the posts that came like after like a year or so after this post .

That is a string of words , and I am a god .

It's right , fucking up our alley If I didn't think that there was , like there's almost enough for a whole episode on this , but I don't think there is . It was like borderline brushing that , like can we do a whole thing on this ?

No , no , we can't . If we could do a whole episode on the bridge , we could probably do a whole episode . We probably could .

But there's no reason for that , I think . I think I can sum this up fairly quickly there's no reason to do bad episodes yeah , right , so this is the I am God 4chan event . I don't know , I would like I said I wasn't on 4chan . I wasn't , I didn't follow any of this shit . Oh .

God .

This all took place in 2014 , on one day , one whole day , and I will classify this as an ARG .

Hmm , what is it ?

Yeah , I know right , it's kind of crazy so it doesn't make any sense . I mean spoilers , ARG , whatever , I don't know . Actually , there's really no resolution , but we'll get there , so as is most ARGs , I guess right .

I kind of figured that none of the things we brought out today would have like a satisfying .

I haven't even talked about this yet . I've already given away everything .

It's either they have an unsatisfying ending , no ending , or it's a marketing Right right .

Or the ending is more crazy .

Yeah All right , let's get into it . I guess All right . So this all started on 4chan in 2014 , on their paranormal board or the X board . So a user basically writes in he says , hey , my friend took his computer in to get repaired . He's been having a bunch of anomalies happening in the computer . He's seeing all these .

I think that's what I've seen .

So he's like , yeah , like they have all these files that are showing up , his lights are flickering , they're hearing like weird noises , this and that this actually reminds me of Jesus Christ . This actually reminds me of a movie that we watched that I will name later on .

It's just feet and .

Anyway , right , yes .

So , like I said , yeah , so OP starts saying , well , we'll call OP PC , because that's what his name is on the thread , but he starts talking about his friend , takes his computer and blah , blah , blah . All these weird things are happening in this dude's house and he's basically reaching out to 4chan to get some kind of explanation .

Get out of here , fuck off .

Yeah , pretty much . And then the internet's like yo , you said he has these files coming up on his computer . What are they ? Can you send us a file ? And this is where we get our first image that PC posts to the thread . Now we get this weird image . It's all like black and red and there's really nothing to surmise from this .

And .

I okay , you know maybe let me just pull this up for you guys , this is his forehead . Just so you can see what the image looks like in full . So this .

I like that one . The fucking MS paint .

This is just man Right , okay , I can't fucking pull up the fucking whole image , of course . Okay , fucking goddammit Stupid piece of shit , yeah , so basically this is the this is the image that we're looking at . Okay .

So it's like a red , like no pupils . Somebody is making a yeah , so they get this top and see a little Florida in that .

They get this top image and then this bottom image and they think this is Florida for some reason . I don't know . I guess I can kind of see it , but it's like kind of whatever .

If you're looking at like okay , you're getting , like you're getting these strips , these images that he's pulling .

Are these strips ?

Yeah , okay , hold on , all right , and the original energy is solving them right now In the original image .

You don't see that ? All right , Okay .

You don't have .

You don't see that ? All right , okay , now moving

It always translated into a dead language . I'd be like hello , it goes , bonjour . Crazy gibberish that's not real .

So , yeah , like we get , we get these two images and the internet's like quickly finding out that there's stuff hidden in them . And so , yeah , we get this sequence of code in the top left image , or in the top left of the first image , and it is a , it's binary , and it ends up translating into the word God , and that's all we get .

I just showed you .

And at this point someone finally translates the text from inside of that binary picture which deciphered into I am . So we get the words I am God , I am a God . Apparently it was Welsh , was the phrase , I don't know . So yeah , basically people start to tell the friend what the message says . He's like yo , they're like yo .

And then it just cuts . Okay .

So something's there and if you stop the video , it's really really creepily . Similar to the image that we're starting to piece together is what it looks like you're seeing at the bottom of the window .

So I really hope you're about to tell me that there is a man living inside Rudolph the red nose . There's nose it is . That's it . Damn it , I guess it won .

We're done here . Yeah , so in that video , if you were to take the audio and actually like kind of clean it up a little bit , one of the things you also get from that video is this disembodied voice basically saying something along the lines of like , don't run from me , or you like can't escape me , something

You can't really , yeah , drink your over .

No , you basically can't really make it out , but like people are , you know , have their theories right .

Milk is good .

Oh , so funny . Milk is good . Oh , God damn it . All right , so I'm going to go ahead and get the audio . Milk is good , god damn it , all right . So , basically , friend sends OP another image and this is this image is of the mouth . You get the . You get the whole ass mouth portion .

Yeah , At that point you know what I'm saying . Definitely yeah , it's a Darth Maul .

There's a bunch of people posting that on the thread , like they're like I figured it out , it's Darth Maul and like kept posting pictures , but this is for quite a while . Yeah , pretty much like it , there's a level of foreshadowing . That is just people that are trying to figure it out and then people that are adding zero significance to the post .

It's 1% of the former and 99% of the latter , yeah 1000% .

So , yeah , now we have , you know , we have image four and basically it starts to get kind of creepy from here .

They're pulling and reviewing the images and it's the right thing itself . It's literally yeah , it's the fucking .

They're pulling of the ring . Yeah , or what's that movie with them ? Was it when a stranger .

What's that ?

That with the phone and it's like boo .

Oh , what a miss call .

Yeah , it's a , it's a . They're doing a one missed call .

Yeah .

But , so it's bad . It's real bad yeah that's , that's fair .

So we end up getting have you seen the Japanese ? That's not here All right . So we get our final photo from an upload from an anonymous user on the thread and it actually says don't lose it . I don't really know what that means oh like , two Like yeah , like loose , like footloose . Yeah , like Kevin Bacon like foot least , loose least your feet .

Too many , too many loose foot .

You're feet are loose , but yeah , it says , don't lose it . And then there's a picture of PC's friend's bedroom and then at the bottom corner , there's the final image in the same image . It's weird and basically Users now finally dub this the face of God . We have the full image , we have all five parts and once we get this OP , just disappears .

Nobody fucked with you having that picture on your computer . Here Is it I ?

mean I'm connected to your internet . Oh , that's off of that right now , real quick . Um , but yeah , so it's really wild . You can literally go to the archive , for it's like archive dot four clubs , but you can see the whole 4chan event and everything that's posted in it still to this day . Huh , takes place in one whole day .

I'm gonna read through this . That's creepy .

It's pretty good . Like I was actually very surprised at how like invested I got towards the end of it . I was like this is pretty cool .

Like this reminds me of a quiet part , loud a little bit , a little bit .

Yeah , no , I thought it was pretty cool , I thought it was nice because it , like it had a good touch of like what we talk about normally , but then it also had that like feeling of like fuck , like what happened like there's literally no resolution . I have no idea what happened , because OP just disappeared , like they never posted again .

Well , 203 people got to see God .

Yeah , and that was that the rapture 200 people leave 2014 is why we now live in like a fucking Different universe or something .

Yes , oh , hey , that's actually , it's one of my other ones that I picked , but I'll say it , is that your hole ?

That's the whole thing . I am God . Yeah , that's , I

I kind of want to go look at that , because that sounds creepy and it sounds right at my fucking alley . Yeah , you'd like it for sure . Okay .

Yeah okay , michael Michael so , michael , michael , a little bit of backstory to mine , oh god so for this I was like when do I even begin to fuck cuz like I ? I've already talked about all the things I've stumbled upon and I want to do something outside of a glitch .

Okay to the matrix . So I read that one I was like oh it's fun .

It's a photo , yeah , okay . So I went to our WTF , and quick , because that's where , like the bridge , one came from , that's where , like the , the guy who had the his , his extension cord tampered with and felt like a sim card in it . Oh yeah , that's where those came from like oh , I like those .

Oh yeah because I'll find some there's still , yeah , they're still stupid .

I'll find some on there and it's like , oh , I see these , these weird Comments on videos . That and they're commenting about cryptocurrency and has nothing to do with the video . I'm like and they're like what is this ? Some weird ARGM like , no , it's a scam account , you fucking idiot . And it's like that all over . It's like oh , I found this weird Tiktok .

I'm like that's because it is a crypto . That's not a script . There's nothing . What about that's by the collection of pictures and part of a script for somebody who's yeah ?

Did you ? Did you give them your social yet , or ?

no , do it .

Can I yes ? What are they ?

waiting after me . Yeah scouring through all these , I found one of the top ones that the people looked at . It was super hot for like a day . It looks like kind of like yours . It went for like a week ish and then everyone's like I See where this is going . So Okay , this is called . I came home to this in my driveway , I don't want to touch it .

Can I describe real quick what you just showed us ? Sure ? So , with no context whatsoever . All it says is what was it ? What was the caption ? One more time , I came home to this in my driveway . I don't want to touch it , it's just a fucking full-sized coffin .

It's just a coffin . I would open it , but it looks used , like supremely used , and so if you go into the comments Everyone the comments is like don't skip down for now . Everyone the comments is like hey , go open it puss . And he's like I don't want to do that . And then they're all just like do it puss .

And it links to an M Guru . I'm I'm actually very curious about this inside he finds two things , he's not a fortune .

There's a fortune cookie .

I was a key , okay , and he finds a scrap of paper coordinates on . That is lucky , lucky lottery numbers . That is in this coffin so he shows us to reddit and I'm ready .

I think he set this up himself , oh .

Reddit . A user on Reddit gets like super into this . He's got like a fetish for keys . He'll even tell you in a minute here I'll get to it . And so he's like yo , I looked up those coordinates , there are two a cemetery in Germany . And he's like here's the thing . I live in Germany , I live close to there .

Literally . I should you know , shut that chat down immediately .

If you , he says hail the nine , he says oh P . If you mail me the key you found , along with the coordinates , I will travel and find out what it goes to him . Clearly , seriously , I am German , I am obsessed with keys . I have family in Gershwal or how much well and we'll carry out your quest .

This guy says what's the link that ? What's that image ?

is click it . Yeah , I just want to see what that is Just a quest giver from Wow .

And so everyone's like , yeah , give him the fucking key , because this dude knows what he's going to fucking do nine years ago , okay . Yeah , this is nine fucking years ago and so he doesn't give him the key . But the guy long mind ago . The good shit . I just shrunk .

That's how long ago mine was from to is 2014 .

Anyways , I'm going to just stop here I'm going to start saying that's how long mine ago .

How long ago ? How long mine ago ? It typically does happen on the internet around 2014 . Yeah , it was a great year for stupidity when tutorials came out .

Yeah , Also goes forever . And so another way this is nine years where the fucking comments it is . And so another user is like , all right , I'm going to go out to that cemetery and get fucked OP , because OP pretty much just stops commenting on it . He's like , nah , I'm not going to send him to key .

He doesn't find this specific but it's an undug like a grave that has not been dug up yet .

We're getting there . So goes through all this shit . They go there to the cemetery , right , they go to the cemetery . Okay , there is nothing unnatural about this cemetery .

It's just a normal cemetery , it's just a normal cemetery .

There's no locks for this key to go into , there's no hidden , there's no like . Like , there's no meetup , there's no person there . Like are you the key master and for you to be like ? I'm the gatekeeper ?

No fucking way , no fucking way , nothing happens .

No fucking way . And then everyone on the internet's like I'm pretty damn sure you have to dig up that grave . No , everyone on the internet's like pretty fucking positive , this was all just one giant marketing point , because OP immediately stops commenting on anything . It doesn't give any more information . But we do find out where the coffin comes from .

That is , that's a strange . This one's a little worked in to launch a viral marketing campaign .

This is not that great of a thing , but I want to talk about it because the way it starts off , I'm like yes , this is a box of crazy situations .

So it goes fucking nowhere

don't think so because one of the comments you scrolled past said like if you are in Germany , why do you misspell Golderschlag Like you're American ?

Yeah , this guy's not German , he didn't have the umla above the owl , and you wouldn't .

if they were German , you would do that . Yeah , we're American . This guy's not German at all , so since we've all kind of gone over one , we had a little bit of time left .

We got like Doug , you don't have a short one .

you said right , I didn't grab another one , no worries , that was .

That was a lot I have another one that's going to be short because I'm going to TLDR the fuck out of it , okay .

And then I want to spend like the last like five minutes trying to figure out something from I don't want to say childhood , more like my teen years , and I'm going to ask discord for help . So we'll talk about that in just a second , but yeah what do you got Mike ?

So , um , sorry , cord play . So TLDR . Um , there is , uh , there was a story called the homeless man by Fad , and on Reddit this guy posted a $50 bill and a note .

Oh , a Cypher .

Thank you .

And so they decipher it and it read out uh , basically saying there's more money to come . Um , and it gave like this , like address , it was like meet on like 53rd and third at the hot dog stand . And so Reddit was just like Yippee , let's all go .

I'm going to it literally .

It ended on them going to look at one address and then there was no note or nothing and it ended you didn't , but it was another one that started Nope , nope . Okay , can I do one more as more ? But this isn't a Reddit mystery , it's a glitch in the matrix .

Okay . So there's a story which is a matrix .

There's a story in the in glitch in the matrix of this family .

They went traveling and but they didn't really travel and there's nothing , and nothing happened .

Doug , no . So they went traveling right , and so they went through , uh , this old town , like they were like it looks like it's like step away from being abandoned , like they only need one more economic collapse and that's it for this town . And so they're going through this town . They're , like me , hungry .

Oh yeah , okay , you mean a Denny's in the nineties ? Yeah , oh yeah , a grandmas table .

If you know where a grandmas table is . So they're like this is weird , whatever , this is orders and food and fucking get out of here . So no one talked to them . The only person I talked to them was the waitress that took their order and also rang them out and everything .

This shit sucks , dude .

And so straight back they're , they're driving away and they're like we're going to write this address down so we don't forget it and we never come back . That's what normal people do .

That's what normal fucking people do Right . You can't just be like , yeah , the Denny's on third is fucking terrible .

Yeah , exactly so they , they do this . And so OP is talking to I believe it was like his stepdad or something like that . And step bro , step bro , and they , they tell the stepdad everything that's going on and the stepdad is like get the fuck out of here . And this is like a day or two later stepdad is like what ?

Huh .

So it's just a looked . So it's just the white woman .

So they're like oh , everything tastes super weird . And they're like , yeah , yeah , right , and the stepdad or whatever is like yeah , I think you just ate a like a ghost diner , Because this place does not exist anymore .

This sounds like a night in 2009 after taking a bunch of ecstasy .

Sounds like I'm happily married and all of a sudden the lamp looks flat .

Oh my God , the lamp , the lamp story . I love that we should have talked about that tonight . What the fuck ? That was a fun one .

That was a fun one .

Did we already talk about that ?

Mike and Mike and Moody Munchies . Moody Moody Munchies .

That is a good one .

Mike and Moody in the morning .

There's like this weird , like tick , tock , like thing about that right now , like that story , like it's just like resurged and like I laugh every time .

I see like the when you're happily married but all of a sudden the lamp looks flat Like it's just a random ass picture and , like nobody in the comments section , has any fucking idea what's going on .

It's so funny .

It's the if you know , you know it's been a tech talk I want to cover empty world so bad ?

I do too . I also want to cover . I can taste the walls , and we have to do that , but I can't find it anywhere . It's a hard to tricky one . It's a very , very difficult one to find . So I'll do that , but the last little bit , I would like some help . I need some help . Yar , I see , yar .

They want to have cyber sex , more or less . Please send Bob and Vagene .

And yes , exactly that . So it would start off something like that and the person's name was like Jolly Roger something , and it would start off kind of normal . It would start getting a little sexual . But somewhere a fucking switch gets flipped and this person goes like full , like fucked up pirate . Like there was one .

He was saying what he wanted to do to her Puts me peg leg , getting you and all of a sudden he's like I'm going to lay you down in the , in the brig of my boat .

I'm going to pry that battleship of an ass apart and like shit like that and it was fucking ridiculous . Jolly Roger something and he was notorious in the early 2000s for having these super fucked up pirate fetish like sex chats

talking about Just listeners and just like any well discord .

I want immediate answers right now , but yeah if Jason needs to know I need to fucking know because it's driving me insane .

There's only two people in discord right now , so I don't know how much help they're gonna be . You help ?

I just remember reading these things and laughing my fucking ass off because , holy shit , let's let you talk about this without hearing the pirates . Oh my God , I see he's just put me peg leg in yours .

See , you have no idea what I'm talking about .

No , I didn't know any of this shit . So fuck .

Okay . Well , if somebody out there listening who hears this and you think of it , please , please , please , please , email us at the loopypilotgmailcom .

You know , you could say it could segue fuck your bird scooters . Sham it , you get you . Oh , do you have ?

it . You can just say fuck your boots , but if you want to take it , go for it , did you say ?

fuck your boot , bird scooter sham it .

The awkward silences are going to take it away , Jason . Yeah , if you want to cram it please , please , just call me , cram it .

I don't know if you did it intentionally , but at work I dropped off this pair of keys . Do we got my to this advisor ? Parakeet a pair of keys ? Yeah , okay , to an advisor , and I had a little frog guy and he goes cram it . I'm just like did you know ? You know cram it .

His name is my name too . Anyway , jason , take it away . I know you got it , man , I'm drinking .

I do what .

I'm doing . I know you want me to take it . All right , this is us at the Looney Potted Gmailcom . Please , love of God , if you know what the fuck I'm talking about with Jolly Rogers like sex chats or something .

Jason needs this for science .

I need it , I need it , I need it so I can tell all the doctors and surgery about it and they can never talk to me again . But no , it's been bugging me . So if somebody , please , please , please , for love of God , get that to me . You can also go to thedlodlidcom where you can sign up , become a fourth wall member . You get 10% off merch .

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I thought it was called X . No fuck .

Elon .

Musk . Elon Musk doesn't call it that .

He was on a thing where he was like what do you got to say to the advertisers ?

You don't want to invest in .

Twitter .

Go fuck yourself . You just called it Twitter .

You idiot , idiot .

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That's great Suck on my ass .

I don't have much to say , just suck your dick .

Hey , Doug , what you got .

I'm going to piggyback off of that .

For sure , and just eat my whole , the fattest part of my asshole .

I need to stop picturing that . You looked hard , you were looking into the abyss .

You were like what is that part ? I was staring to the void if you will , as always , stay paranoid

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