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That's Doug. Shalom. And I'm Ah, you made Skylark.
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we can thank you for that. We got the dark web box video edited. We just gotta put it out.
You guys. We should like to spend money on other things. No. Okay.
Remind me again boys. Is that going straight to patrons? Or is that going to No,
we talked about it.
What? What the dark web? Is that going straight to patrons? Or is that going just like on YouTube slapping it up there? I think I think we're gonna just do it for everyone because it's gonna it's gonna go on the YouTube.
Okay, I think so. Just know that just patrons know that you personally had everything to do with that.
Patreon is get first dibs on random shit from the Bible. Yeah, we haven't claimed ourselves. Which isn't much yeah, why are you telling people whoever's editing this in the future bleep everything.
Those episodes Yeah,
I'm having a good time right now because this is a nice, nice microphone.
What is happening? It almost fell
on me. Yeah. Anyway. It'd be better if we had video. Yeah, I got it stretch. There it is. Alright, ready? to Lodi clap house above your head. We have a couple of new patrons speaking to patrons getting this dark web box and new equipment and everything because you guys are the creme de la creme. We have three of you guys that I want to shout out today. Nathan Frizzle I'm assuming there's relation to the missus to the Miss Frizzle and the bus
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Fucking world. Yeah, so a whole universe. They're
very excited for that
because I didn't do any research. That's fine.
Well, Doug, if you just watch the news, you get all the research you need.
Do you do you get an ABC? Were in Chicago.
I know my ABCs that's
good to know the new station. It's totally it's under what channel? Oh,
yeah. In Chicago. So I thought it was channel three. Oh, no, you thought wrong.
fucko is fine. It's always Fox. You know ABC seven.
Yeah. Channels ABC seven. Yeah.
ABC seven. We're not talking about No, no. We are talking about something named channel seven
channel seven. By Tempest universe. It's Yes, it's worded now narrating and fucking novel for you. Yeah. Like needs to
I don't understand what's happening you people
enjoy when we talk analog horror, so we keep bringing them up and bringing the annual horse all year round. This one is accustomed acuity to your local 50 eights. Yeah, no, it's very it's got
the local 58 Sister Channel Yeah, hi.
It's got some similar feelings and vibes I quite enjoyed it if I'm being honest,
I had to sucked
just kidding I did enjoy this. Yeah, I enjoy all analog horror even if you know it's the worst of the worst ones out there. I still enjoy it. Yeah, I couldn't tell you what's the worst analog horror but if I find it I'll know are we gonna be able to we're gonna find it yeah, we'll do like you know how youtubers do like the tiers the tier list things now we'll get out analog or this is our s
list. Oh God talking pro CD. I know this is kind of off topic but pro ZD does like not just tearless but he just like rates things like he's like, I ate everything off the Taco Bell's menu I have 42 different items. Taco Bell. So the same thing and just different forms pretty much I fucking love him so much. He is probably one of my favorite YouTube channels. Cool. Good story. Yes. Anyway, but we're talking about that. Oh, actually, I'm not tempted
speaking of writing things. Can we do a smasher pass on analog horrors at some point or dope? Smash. Smash. The sun from the sun vanished Smash.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely smashed by absolutely Smash. The thought analog or
local 58
True. The five, two holes.
The sexiest of numbers.
So we are so so yeah, let's topic it all.
Let's fucking go back to what we're talking about. Which is channel seven. Tempest universe.
Yes. So there. There's quite a few videos. This I Believe. 21. So it'll take you about maybe an hour and a half to watch. There's literally a compilation of all of them are in three minutes. Yeah, perfect. You can knock it out in an hour, three minutes. If you want to do more research into the more in depth stuff. You're probably going to get a good two hours out of it. Very entertaining, I would say. And there's some comments from even the creator that we will talk about later. Oh, yeah.
Nope,
not somebody right. I wouldn't call them comments as much as general feelings.
But let's let's fucking Let's kick it off with a combining. No,
we're gonna dump into
it. Let's dump into
the dump into Mike and then we'll talk about
Wouldn't this be a great time for me to have a TMZ has a scoop considering new stuff. Yeah, that makes sense. So video one is called Alpha. Bird scooter. Not even there. They can't do it anymore. I have no more in my brain. They're all go I try. I sat down like a week ago. I shit you not for an hour and a half trying to
be some ridiculous TMZ reports or something? No,
I know he's tricky. I'm not fucking with you. I don't believe you. I swear on my marriage.
I have nothing you showed us you can do smart things if you try Yeah, but not this time because
I shit you not hour and a half. I was on like the dinner table thinking literally, literally like pen and paper just sitting there. But it's my phone. And it's like that episode of SpongeBob when he's just sitting there trying to do the boat exam and that was me. And I just I can't think of anymore man. They're fucking gone. Well, the only thing I can think of is he's got the scoop. William Defoe had a cold the other day so he was called Chilean to pho that's all I could come up with now.
You heard it here.
You heard it here first. Huge penis
huge wash your hands he tries just go watch Antichrist everybody.
You only need to watch it once that's all it takes. Yep. Anyway, video one is video one
of Channel Seven is called what? Alpha alert?
So we kick it off with some groovy has fucking music which I will say I love music it's almost the local 58 there's no there's no real it's imagine that or like any old timey
elevator music to your favorite Creative Commons wiki.
Yeah, it's elevator music and I love it but it's just it's the channel seven logo comes up which again is a to atone to local 58 Very similar because it's a new station they all kind of look the same. I'm not at all saying that this or local 58 is you know a copy of yeah either because they're the they're similar but to be fair much with
the descriptions. They literally like in these descriptions of Channel Seven it literally says inspired by local 50 Yeah and you can see the heavy inspiration but there in my opinion there's in no way that this is like a direct copy there's influences for sure. Yeah, it's story is its own
pair phrased it
Yes. So anyway,
we get this groove yes music and we get a weather report that comes up and then I boskie right off the top. It starts glitching out we get one of those like old timey like weather alert things where it's like
man, oh, yeah.
Emergency Alert System was I listened to it enough. You don't need to do that for sure.
But you get this and it says in the big you know, white letters on the black background just Alpha alert, issued by PA state admin book county missing subject number 897 If found do not apprehend so anyway we glitch we're right back to the weather it's it's just crazy what six to seven degrees out and then we're going to flash on the stream that just says interdimensional followed by another Alpha alert this time this one's from the government not from fucking Pennsylvania
State and then you get the CIA logo that just kind of oh yeah up and then you get this guy that's just talking it's really hard to hear him but he basically just says take shelter because shits getting real right now
remember program we're going to talk shelter review we're whoever drones but
that was actually a spot on impression thank you
that's it for that video at the end to just let everyone know these videos are like two to four minutes long. Yeah, the longest they get is like six minutes or something like then much
like local 58 A lot of them are very disjointed. Like if you watched all of these standalone like you'd get the same information almost if you were to watch them in order. However in most analog horror fashion, there's definitely an order.
Yeah, I will say I guess we're not going in that order. We're going from upload or Yeah, I guess. But again, Joel Yeah, and but like Jason was saying you can watch these in almost any order and it makes the same amount of sense. Yeah, almost any order I should specify you might be confused here and there but there's there's definitely a linear drop of information from
the upload order. I don't know if I would call it the correct order by any means but it definitely makes more sense as you watch it from video one yeah, we're speaking of video one that one's done. Video two is called Security broadcast. Which we get the sounds of someone starting up like a VHS VCR tape you know they're like putting it in the from the thing fucking sound I'm fucking Michael Winslow man. Or
that guy? Yes. But basically it's a follow up by all this like glitching this from like an old like car TV you know, the static and whatnot that you get. And then we get a prompt for intercepted footage from Lockwood home security camera at
49am and it's literally just like outside footage of this dude's backyard.
You said Lockwood right yeah in Lockwood Yeah.
Keep that in mind. Yeah, wood and I guess but county that was mentioned before to keep that one in mind as well talk wood and county.
Yeah, you got his fucking nailed it in one.
Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here for a while. On up and give us money sometimes. So it's outside footage of someone in like a backyard and you see like there's like an inground pool there's like a nice little umbrella with chairs set and this guy is just like creeping around like the corner of the house a little bit and he's like comes out and I don't know if this pertains to anything I couldn't find anything. But in this video there's like a little like laser.
Oh yeah, like corners. Yeah,
it's there. I didn't make like a pattern of anything that I could tell just just like just there but it's like in focus to where I feel like it means something. I don't know I when I was watching it I kind of thought it was just like the light of something that would be turned on like a nice back yard to be fair it isn't there could have been some sort of electronic that's true. It could be like the pool filters. Yeah, exactly. Let's not get fucking crazy yeah, let's just calm down. But this all
takes place on July 16 2007. So because it's like security cam footage just got the date in the corner. So I'm gonna give everyone a heads up the fucking timeline on all of these videos is fucking wackadoo and i i decided i made a decision to not include that in my I did because Good lord, I did only because we're going to get to a video that was probably the most terrifying thing to me. And I will explain why when we get there. So this all takes place
on July 16 2007. And again, it's just a guy creeping around the corners of the house. All it glitches around a bit. And the person is now just kind of like standing by the pool or like Blair Witch style. It we get a flash prompt that says can be and then we get a different visual this person probably from Camera B. And it looks like they're like communicating with something on the other end of
the pool. You can't really see but you see him just kind of like standing there and you hear this like low guttural like, it doesn't sound like just a growl. It sounds like like, like what you might imagine like growly words or it's like muffled kinda like Charlie Brown's teacher. Yeah. Wow, I keep interrupting you. Yeah, like all of these videos like you really have to be on your fucking game. Yeah, like you have to be either pausing it to
read things. turning the volume up super high to hear things in the background. Thankfully you have us to tell you some of these things but like I swear when I first watched through this I was just like God God dammit they're making me work I know I know and so you saying that made me realize the value that diluted he has the public oh there's not much not much at
all. It's just doing very niche light busy work for you so you don't have soup that a value that I quote unquote give you is probably as of worth about as much as a peanut
depends on how big is the peens so
America because my peanut again you hear these weird like I'm not gonna go in right over there you're these weird noises and everything we flashed to Cam a now which is again another camera and now the guy's just like standing there not moving there's like something like it's like on the screen I don't it looks like it's like something on the screen but you can't do a kind of looks like a centipede sort of it's like got these like multiple lonely tenderly legs but it's kind of out a lot of
focus on the lens where it could also just be like a plant or something it's really hard to explain what this looks like I recommend everyone go watch the
intruder the true deluded one go watch follow along at home and two you fucking figure it out and tell us
yeah but he's he's while that thing's on the screen he's in the background kind of blurred out so you can't really tell he's there unless you're like oh shit, but he's just standing there again all Blair witschi I don't know how to explain it that way of saying
that. Yeah, and then the word unknown flashes on the screen and then we see km D and this one is at 302 a m so it's actually before all this started happening because this takes place at 4:49am and it zooms in on the moon and then we go back to the channel seven logo and it's just like hey man fucking sorry for this interruption. Like I don't I don't get what happened they're they're very chill about theirs. They're super chill about what's going on in their their small town.
So small town girl,
exact small town channel. So video three is telephone riveting
stuff. Mike riveting really captivating. This, this one opens up with a lineup. There's nothing really spectacular about the lineup. But I'm gonna go over it anyway. At 4am we get telephone service boring at 5:08am we get test signal 0089. And at 6am we get the weather. That sounds What a fun, fun time.
I'd keep watching. Yeah, I
will be very entertained by the test signal 0089 that's going on for 52 minutes. Yeah, that
one's probably the most riveting of the bunch.
It's just the intro to Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Just over slaps Baron and Anna
it's way too much. It's so sensory overload. So then come on in. We get what looks like puppet.
Scary baby and not get this right. Sorry. You've
opened a can of worms. Yeah. I love worms. So then we get what looks like a cell tower. And a phone starts ringing in the words and now calling pops up on the screen. We hear audio from a 911 call of a man telling police about a creature that is outside of his window and is just looking at him. The guy says that this thing's been stared at him for 45 minutes and heard that I was like that's a long time to not call the police. Right there in the silence just
right he's still watching I still watch it. I wonder if I do something about
this J Jan. Jan to start leaving the windows just looking at this look at me. So then he also mentions to the police that he can't get a good look at its face. It's just blank. Then we see the words and transmission. And then we get the lineup again, you know all the classic things like telephone service tasks. The boring shit yeah, the boring ship. But oh, but this time the telephone service is being changed. Whoa. And then it changes to incoming signal.
What is happening right now
I know. And then we get the words unknown signal. And then we're back at the cell phone tower again. And then we get this glitchy loud red filter and the words look outside just kind of fucking pop up out of nowhere. Along with I'm here and I see now. It's over. So the next video, okay, Mike, we got to really talk about your transition here,
man. You're all like You're like up here and then down here and that's the job. while we're doing it now I saw his eyes and I was like, fuck,
I went to get a drink and I looked over at my drink in my eyes just got so wise so well last week we had no nonsense my nonsense Mike. Jesus fucking Christ can you pause this? No we don't tell us no stop it. We're doing what are you drinking? What are you thinking? Show me that bottle what's it called
fucking with you? So to be fair, I picked this up tonight because someone DM us on Instagram saying At first I thought they were upset and they might be I'm not really sure but they're like What do you have against Kentucky? And I was like fuck you that's what I was like we like Kentucky it's Corbin we don't like and we're not sure why. I don't have a reason for
you. Do I need a reason to hate Corbin Kentucky but they were like hey, you need to drink some of this shit and I'm like listen okay do already but the one that won't so I picked it up and I hope you're not drinking this on the rag because fucking a this is an expensive bottle but it's called rabbit hole very good and it's very very good. It's a Kentucky straight bourbon and highly recommend Yeah,
it's very topic I highly recommend the whiskey do not recommend visiting Corbin Kentucky
or going down too many rabbit and talkie yet stupid
fucking go down too many rabbit holes
Yeah, so let's you know the the we drink in this delivery fashion. Here's to you here's to me. For myself, you son of a bitch.
You better hurry.
Hold for a kit. Hurry. Here's to you. Here's to me. And if we ever disagree Come
on, come on. Or
did I tell you guys that I found $1 Bill and a tiki bar that had that whole thing? Yeah, it really is such a picture of it. Anyway when you hear the clink drink video for tests ignore doing this on purpose to upset Alright, so we're on video for now. It's called test signal. Once you know it channel seven they have a new logo now. Oh, that's pretty cool. Okay, yeah, it's no were you just fucking blasted into the future. I might be blasted in the
future. But it's new to me. And nice to new smooth s music too, which is kind of nice. And then they warn us that there's gonna they're gonna conduct like this frequency test shortly. If you live in the Bucks County area, you may hear some loud annoying noises but it's fine. It's all for a test. Here it comes. Now as it comes and you get those like tests and noises You know, it's got like the, the like rainbow colors on the TV, you
want to go and give us a sample of your own doing.
It does that it goes really fast like fishes and everything. And it just keeps accelerating like quicker and quicker. And they change very quickly. And then bam. We're back at the lineup. Pretty cool. We're back at Channel Seven. And then everything is all glitchy right again, and it's kind of fucked up. It's all like, you read. And this time we get these weird like glyphs and perhaps a secret message that I forgot to
encode if I could. But I couldn't and I'll show you boys why you don't have to pause it. I have it right here. It's this like it looks like some weird like Alien esque language and I'm sure you can decipher it if you want. It reminds me of like the predator. Oh that when the time bombs particularly kinda looks like the Star Wars oh shit language a little bit yeah, but it's that and then you get another one is to this big, long glyph text and you get another one. That it could probably be
deciphered. I think it is base 64 I just forgot to decipher it. But it's why a W exclamation point V p VXNYK. After we get that weird message that has no meaning yet. We then get cuts in and out reading incoming signal unknown frequency to where we get glimpses of what seems like UFO footage. And then we followed by this like found footage camera footage of like, propane tanks, and you saw like spans up to the sky. You hear these weird like grumbling
noises and whatnot. And then we get a miss a message that says I can see now we then hear this baby crying and it cuts to more footage of UFOs now it glitches out we're back at Channel Seven and they're like hey, sorry about that.
You or something? I grundles Yeah,
so episode five. This is the one I need to talk most about. Okay, because this one is the one that terrify the shit out of me. Here's why this is the one you taxes just about Yes. This is why I scare the shit out of me everybody. So video five is called emergency. We're back at Channel Seven. and it looks pretty normal until glitches out as it always does. We get an outfielder alert for Bucks County and it's effective until July 20 2007. July 20 spoiler for everybody is my
birthday. It's a civil danger alert. It says Warning reports of an unidentified figure Bucks County issued civil danger alert for this evening, if found do not approach then we're back at Channel Seven. And they have a correction for us. They say, Hey, that was a hoax. Don't even worry about my guy. That's there's no figure and then it glitches out again, and we now get an alert from the government saying This ain't a hoax. Channel Seven has declined federal orders shits fucking
real. Follow the instructions, close them doors, lock them locks. If you see a figure with no face Do not approach and do not.
Look You don't you don't have to tell me I thought
you were gonna go into that country song shop for
a second alpha alert. And it's got that blaring like Man Man noise going on. And this one is deemed an alpha alert by the Institute for Theoretical technology and development.
That just sounds like a company for fake.
They also stand out by shame all unit standby. Do not look at its face. They want to get flashes saying it's outside. It's here. This is when he was real funky. Because I was watching this video at about 11 o'clock at night. We then get this video shot of the back side of a house that looks fucking behave exactly like the back of my fucking house. Well, you know, it might have been and then you get texts that says, look outside. And I'm over here like, no. Because the curtains
are closed. I see. And it's like, the window is like where my master bedroom window is. So I'm like what the fuck? Like it looks I'm shitting you not to a fucking tee like the back of my house. That fucking terrified me. And the fact that it took place on my birthday. I'm like, they are making this for me. And that was fucking awful. I turned this off right when I saw that, and I went upstairs and went to bed. It was fucking too much for me at that point. I was also a
little drunk. So that probably didn't help.
Like you're gonna like there's gonna be a like an op ed about like your case, your case file if I
go missing it's because of her is because of this. Please don't. But then we get some more glitch tax and everything we get this alert that comes up saying the effect. The alert is in effect until unknown and that keeps reassuring us to just keep calm. Oh, yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. So video six now is called the final broadcast. Spoiler final broadcast yet. So hey, it's channel seven. They're super sorry with about the like, weird like video and all the errors that popped up with Civ sorry, a
lot. It happens. Don't worry about it. There is a civil danger alert, though you should totally seek cover. The government has advised all citizens to remain indoors. There is an ongoing attack on the United States of America seek shelter. We get another warning that says take immediate action. The United States is being threatened by an unidentified source. And a big Oh channel seven logo pops up and is that text that just says
good night. And then we get all this red flashes of lights followed by that weird sound that the phone makes when you leave it off the hook for too long. And then we get this text that says I breathe, followed by an image of an eye. And it says study to Terra. Which is Latin for uprising or revolution of Earth.
Yeah, yeah. Get rekt Earth sedition plus Tara Yeah,
yep. Video seven is called public notice. Once again, we're back at Channel Seven baby. They're doing all good. They even put out a notice. For us. It says that they've received a bunch of complaints about cynnal hijacking. They're aware. It's all good. They know what's going on. These were caused by radio interference from a nearby government facility. It's fine. It's fine. Most of those images were artificially generated by static noise. Most of your you okay? They're really sorry. See?
No, no, Jason. They're really sorry. But everything's like super cool. I didn't think about it like that. There's no danger. I'm sorry. Everything's fine. And then everything's not fine. It starts glitching the fuck out. And then we get these words that just say end of broadcast, and now everything is off. fucky and man, the music's getting all fucking weird and the logos
getting all super glitchy. We're gonna get this text and it just says it is beginning followed by these images of UFOs and a dead body. And then it says the signals are the key. Mike. Hey, we're back at Channel Seven. Nothing's wrong here. You need to let us No, like, a couple hours in advance that this is the energy you're gonna bring to the episode,
Doug and I combined cannot match that. So I know
to just call off. No, again, it's all good. It sounds good. We're fine providing we're gonna take this vibe
video. I mean, there's a there's a civil alert, but it's fine. We're gonna
take this vibe into video eight. It's called Special Report. Everything's all old timey. Yeah, it's it's like the 50s. And yeah, sure. I love it. It's great. This is the old classic like, CHANNEL SEVEN logo. It's all like black and white. It's awesome. We get a special report from July 21 1952. I wasn't born yet. A timer counts down from 10. And we were shown old footage of a man sitting at a table with like a fake like paper UFO like over
his head. And then we see this man, John Miller, and he is telling us about a crashed alien spacecraft in Arizona. It's all a hoax, so don't even worry about it. It wasn't a UFO. It was a Russian probe that was shut down by the US. Never heard that explanation. Is swamp gas swamp gas Venus. It was reflecting off the sun. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, we then get images of what looks like a file that says classified. United States Department of contingency
and the logo on it. Pink Floyd, a little dark side of them a little triangle with the refractions coming off. Kind of neat.
It does. Look at that. Does it have the eyeball in there?
Not to my knowledge.
Nevermind Yeah.
But I thought that was kind of a neat little thing. So we get this footage of UFOs that I've been that we've been seeing this whole time all of these past videos are show like those videos or UFOs that I was talking about. This is where they're coming from. We also get this footage of like aliens like legit like little greys that dead body I mentioned before that you see it was an alien body. We then get text that says they saw something we weren't
meant to see. Then it goes back to that old timey logo and they say goodnight. Dress it they said GN FRFR
so now we're on to video nine it's called advertisement we get the Lockwood pines Baron tour video What are we getting into some fucking Jersey Devil che sure our Lockwood look at that that names come up again. Koco butts count. That's where That's where that weird like pool footage. Sorry, I'm referencing that like pool footage last time I got Karina back here. Yeah, that took place in Lockwood. So do you want to go explore New Jersey? Jason? No, no, you don't. That sounds
awful. Especially from this tour video. Because in this video, it was expensive. This tourist is like come on down. Come check out all this shit. We got a bunch of stuff. Seniors are like nine bucks. I'm like, that's great. But everything else sucks. My pay is nine we pay 15 Nine. Exactly. So everything seems like just all boring. And then oh my god. The tour video is glitching out. Who would have saw that coming from Channel
Seven. We get this binary that pops up that transfers and translates into the word Hyperion. Then text that says there's something there watch closely and 915 15 Presumably it's a date September 15 2015. We then get outdoor home video footage of a dead bird of this guy just kind of like cuz I like walking around the woods. And he keeps like zooming in and out of like the tree line and everything because he keeps hearing shit out in the woods.
Looking for something. It seems like it and he's just walking around and glitches a bit and the guy finds something on this path. It looks like it just looked like a loser. Yeah, like it looks like aluminum balloon or something. Yeah, like one of those like tin balloons.
Like those like little tabs at the end. Yeah
sprung for the expensive
below. Yeah. I kind of looked like a jacket to me. Like I thought I saw sleeves. I thought I did too. But then the more I looked at it, I was like this. This is a balloon. Yeah, it's entirely possible for sure. Some sort of anytime he gets New York clothes anytime it gets neared or touches that the audio gets all glitchy or like the aluminum balloon thing or whatever gets all like pixelated. Anytime he gets close to it. He then keeps wandering
around the woods. And then he turns around and we get like a jumpscare out of this analog core. Which is weird for analog or you don't really get that many
jobs. There's just a bunch of dread. Yeah, terrible afterwards. Yeah. But
it's like this jumpscare of this like creature in the woods. It kind of just looks like a guy and like a red raincoat sort of. It's kind of hard to say because it's all like glitchy and red and kind of weird looking. But that's kind of what it looks like to me. He then runs away and the audio gets all funky. And then we're back at Channel Seven where they apologize and they assure us they're looking into the source of that weird hijacking because that was some weird shit. Almost
time man. Yeah, so they're looking at we're doing everything we Yeah, yeah, they're they're really helpful. Video 10 is called biohazard. We got a whole new channel seven look and a screen from the CIA now pops up. So it's just boss CIA right away. We get a warning saying that this is a broadcast from the United States government. This is not a drill. We get a video from the CDC. They're topical. There is a new virus found in for patients, and they have some pretty shitty
side effects. seizures, brain hemorrhages, death, just to name a couple. It has been categorized as a biohazard level five infectious agent. It is a category a un 2814 biological substance. And if that's a real thing, if anyone knows what that means, let me know deleted@gmail.com So citizens are now advised to stay home. People in Arizona and Nevada California and Texas need to be super precautious they don't explain why just gotta be extra
careful here, right? No one knows how this thing spreads. And if you're infected, trigger warning. You need to take any action necessary to prevent spreading the virus.
What do you even does that mean?
They tell you later on literally the next panel says even if it means taking your own life laughs
Yes. I feel like that is a huge trope in analog horror is a television trying to convince you to kill yourself
I don't know but it's definitely a trope for sure in analog or
you realize if we keep covering these we're not gonna be able to have money to kill ourselves
you know what so no now after it says even after taking your own life we now hear like off screen a man coughing like very slowly like Oh, no like oh, he's got it yeah, like that. He's got it that was a good reference and we see that we see a fuckload of dead alien bodies. We then get the words containment or containment or it will end us but they told us that we would end ourselves society must change or we will perish Good night
Good night
all this is going on all this text comes up on the screen all while these like nukes are going off in the background. Which seems like it's like feels kind of like we have like a bunch of different people trying to portray different things at us. It's very very strange.
Yeah, it's very disjointed.
A lot of a lot of clashing views going on here yeah, um, but anyway, we're going back channel seven they're experiencing technical difficulties but thanks for the
patient you didn't have to say that we thanks for
hanging in there baby the cat yeah God and then my final video we have video lovin storm warning. And I'll flip dude, off flip is there a storm? There's a storm warning on Channel Seven there's a sore coast of Maryland and it's common is getting there. Yeah, it's getting there. They let us know immediately that they're having technical problems which they interrupt Arthur they did. They did in fact what how who gave
them the authority Arthur did
all I'm thinking of is his little hand like Oh,
alright, here ours are all I can think all I do is sing the fucking library card song in my head. And now it's gonna be stuck in my head off hard when we're having fun. Mike
sorry, I never watched Arthur except that weird episode where they got photorealistic Matt Damon
Oh, that explains why you're so stupid.
I can I can get something else stuck in your head if you want. No So anyway, is there any technical problems and don't be talking about no they'll be back after the break. And on this break, we get an ad for a company called via Corp they give us a little commercial about how they're an energy company and they're very cool.
We get another commercial for this company called Maxim mark which is a clothing store while that's happening we get the warning sounds for the storm again they keep fucking warning you about the storm it's fucking common man. It's looking pretty gosh dang bad outside. And now that peep and now it's saying the people of Cape May God evacuate you gotta get the fuck
out of Cape May. This is not a drill leave Cape Cape May county there is a coastal flooding warning Cape May residents are urged to evacuate within two hours. Those remaining after the evacuation period will be charged. Now you might be wondering what are they going to find me
to like? Like chart like battery then the words charged
did changed to killed? Oh, that's fun. Oh, yeah, that's really fun. Well, then we get a warning that says Alpha alert. The public consumer agency and Institute for Theoretical technology and development have issued a level three Alpha alert. All available units standby. Special engagement forces required. Officials have issued a level three Alpha alert, missing subject 399 sets to missing subjects now.
Fucking the foundation has to get there. shipped
I know right Minerva get on this. We get some more binary that translates into Hyperion uprising, followed by a video of a storm with a logo on it that looks like a pitchfork kind of. Yep. Then we get more binary and this binary literally translates to base 64. Like the word where he bases for Yeah, and I'm like,
do they get fucked up? The next text is a string of numbers which you guessed it translate into base 64 You get something that's your spells out pls E B. O N so put sab on which you side you can probably put together might mean Poseidon by what's coming up next. We get text afterwards that says is me understand? Are you receiving? The contents are important. They have lost something and you are paying Do you accept? We get another screen that says this is their home. And above it.
There's more like bass 64. And if you can translate it, it gives you a link to a Wikipedia article about Atlantis.
fucky Yeah,
how fun. How fun.
That's very fun. Yeah,
God, I love it.
Love it. It's so weird that I only associated Atlantis now with HP Lovecraft. I
mean, it seems actually it's, you know, I'm gonna save this for the bonus. When we start talking. To me, remind me remind, just remind me about Atlantis and Lovecraft?
That won't happen. So let's
write it down.
We didn't get more Texas says do except listen. And then
34pm which I could not figure out what the hell that timestamp means. So all this is also going on all this text. Everything is going on in the background of scenic like ocean shots. We then here's some weird like howling from what seems to be coming from the ocean. The next text says, Did you hear it? I know where it comes from Tartarus the land of unknown colors, the land of unknown shapes. Do you know why they evacuated this place? It was because of it. 399 Okay,
so yeah, it's the thing. It's fucking subject 399
I just put a whole lot together. And it also says
there will be more information for you. You are not alone. May the tides shift in your favor, followed by more base 64 that this time actually reads Poseidon. So I got from this is something coming out of Tartarus. Could be you know, because Tartarus in a bunch of it's one of the analogies. It's how our daughters Tartarus Tortorice. tar tar. Well, it's the infernal regions of ancient Greek mythology. Yes, yeah. Hell
yeah. That originally used for the deepest region of the world there the lower of two parts of the underworld where the gods locked up their enemies. Exactly. And you know who the gods were enemies of the Titans. What's the Titans main land was Atlantis they owned Atlantis. So could this be potentially Poseidon warning us about Titans coming back from Tartarus to seek revenge on us
guys. Don't say that. We never taught you anything. We're teaching you all sorts of Greek mythology right now.
That's wackadoo
it is a new
like tartar sauce. I don't take it away dog. Oh, boy. So video 12 is called invasion. And this one starts out with the channel seven logo. Thanks for tuning in and good night PA. And then it's interrupted to the current time of 12 to 15 Am and then of course the screen cuts out to a community message. The following message real is to be used in a code magenta level event. In the event of a recall error message 700 B will be displayed after a reconnection with the transmitter signal.
Please listen for the audio portion of this message. And then we hit another emergency alert system screen you get the noises the whole spiel and it says this is a national emergency. The Department of contingency instructions are as followed there's little time are confirmed to be moving north. Those currently residing in South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey and Pennsylvania are required to America cannot live
on without your survival. It is crucial to be to the continued presence of the US. Follow these instructions exactly as they're given. Seek shelter locked doors, close windows. If you cannot find shelter, look for a place to hide. Cover your eyes and ears and remain could just calm. Remain silent. Do not move do not look do not listen. There's nothing to see there is nothing there. Remain silent. You may witness something you do not understand. Remember there's nothing to fear. Remember to
forget. This isn't sation of curiosity or impending doom is common. The feeling will pass it will be over soon. Complete power outage to begin momentarily. And then we have some sirens. go off, and you can like it's just straight black on the screen. And you can hear a dog barking and gunshots in the distance. And then we get our classic and channel seven screen
like we normally do. And then another logo pops up that I think is the first time we see but it's the Phoenix Extra Terrestrial organization, logo. No, that's not what it's called. It's actually longer than that, but for time, but then there's also a department of contingency labeled, so we get those two in this video specifically. And that's the end of that video tight. So video 13 is called breaking news. We get the channel seven screen as per usual with the lineup of the
night shows. And then we get a breaking news screen. And this is the first time we actually have like a actual full on video of a human being like. And it's probably the guy who made the videos, I don't know for sure mine has always had flashes, but it was only for like, couple seconds at most. But now we actually have like do like a guy like a news anchor kind of thing. So basically what's happening is this as the CEO of via Corp has been killed at his house in Illinois, transmission
is interrupted again. And we go it says to the American people, our time for glory has come, an era of peace and prosperity is beginning. And then we get via Corp has always been there for you. We are here to save the Earth. There's nothing left to fear in this world. Our next evolution is upon us. So real quick before I keep going, if you haven't noticed by now, channel seven's getting hijacked by multiple fucking things. And we'll Yes, we can kind of piece that all together at the end for
you. But right now, just bear with us. Yeah. So that being said, the tech, the technical difficulty screen pops up, and then we get binary. And it just shows on the screen for a little while. And what it translates to is Hyperion uprising. So a new message from our mission is to inform the American population we seek the truth, what you are about to witness may shock you, you have been warned. And then we get another via Corp scream,
show up on the screen. And it's like just blood like flowing in the background. And it basically says rotting away to nothing. Look closer. 1040 control, control control. It's everywhere. Look around you realize the power. And then we get a teardrop symbol from an eye shows on the screen. And that's the end of that video cryptic as fuck, we will definitely try and make sense of all of this for you guys in the end because it is a word being
tried. This is a like, yes, we are doing a lot of media platform videos right now through an audio platform. I swear it will maybe make sense. In the end, we
just hope that you guys are interested enough to go watch these videos. So you have a semblance of what's going on. Or at the very least you listen to this and then you like go home or whenever you have some time you go through and watch this. And it will make a lot more sense. Once
you do. Yeah, the visual aspect does help quite a bit. It does. And I will say if you're not like if you're not willing to sit there and pause and fucking do all the things to like find the little things you're missing. We're kind of helping you with that right? Yeah, for sure. We got you. So the next video video 14 is called local forecast
for splits I wish not really but no I do. So this one starts with a classified footage real on screen and then just immediately goes to the channel seven main main main screen. It shows the weather and then it gets interrupted as per usual.
It's very glitchy and then you just see on screen it says abnormality transfer late era of the 14th sun and then the channel seven screen shows up again but there's like this weird like warning behind it that says something about like a signal transmitter shutting down immediately. It's really hard to make out because the logo is
literally blocking it off. And then we get a video of the earth like we're literally seeing a live feed of the Earth from something high Earth and then you need more water and then we get more texts are you taking your pills? You're staying hydrated but as is tradition, we get more text on screen that says in relation fire will erupt from your vices. In this all will fail like it did for us control your own people. Ascension Evolution will follow. There's that word knockin word, do not
open the box. The other world is dangerous, you will drown in the colorless once you lose will to speak, and have playback follow protocol on the proper containment of this article in case of security. So basically it, it's, what you're seeing is all this transmitted text and then someone else just pops in and hijacks what they're doing. And we get this into playback follow protocol and the proper containment of this article in case of security breach, physical real is to be burned
and disposed. Interestingly, interestingly, about an hour of this footage has been cut from this reel, it's almost as if they were anticipating this breach. Regardless of the content, this reel seems to be some kind of moral code that they've been following. I'm not sure who to who or what broadcasted this message, it does seem to be linked with the department's recent behavior. I'll relay this to the other
members. It's like this weird like a memo it's almost like we have three different people hijacking the signal at once so we have the first one and then we get the end of playback one from someone else and then afterwards it's like another whole person or thing or peoples or whatever it is yeah says like yeah, okay, they turned they realized like we're you know, the signal was about yeah
average hijack. Everyone's taking turns is hijacking this poor news site and or news station and the people at the actual news stations are like oh fuck What the fuck oh shoot a
picture of a like there's the black casting couch and there's this like small white girl surrounded by like 10 Black black dudes that are very clearly about to fuck that shit over Yep, same shit that's exactly what's happening to Channel Seven. Yes,
I was I was going to say this reminds me of Night Vale Oh, that's well better you here for you here do just talking about stuff and then he's like up there's a dimensional portal that just opened in our in our newsroom. Let's check it out. We'll be right back or like Yeah, crazy. I can love that show. So video 15 is called haunted
attraction. And I really love this video just because it gives like very like late 90s early 2000s like Halloween commercial vibes but it's the classic CHANNEL SEVEN NEWS screen that pops up and then we see Lockwood Hills haunted attraction right there Lockwood Hopwood Lockwood is back and then it's literally just like a commercial like it says so it's a Lockwood Hills presents the Oak Spring farm haunted attraction fear the demon of Lockwood Enter if you dare and the whole time this is
happening there's just hidden messages popping up like so quickly that like you have to like be paying the fuck attention. Yes to understand or see what the messages are but I got you fam. So a few of the hidden messages that pop up are bloodshed. I feel him he will find you. There's blood everywhere I want more I want to taste it. I can feel him calling
to me. So more weird words start to show on the screen we start seeing like these like It's like what you can experience at Lockwood but like it'll like briefly say some things and then it'll just like immediately change to something else. And it says bask in the bask in the blood. taste the sweet bathe in the blood. The malevolent one He is our Savior. He is our Lord. He beckons us to bask in the blood. Will you do that? Sure.
You That sounds like a juicy fruit commercial
on everyone's head to become giant strawberries like Gusher. That'd be amazing. You feel him Snap into a Slim Jim is all I can think of his blood and then we get more text that says we see the greater purpose we see salvation Do you and then we get an interruption that says verdachte level Intel breach testing screen like shows on the screen and then it's literally just says Help us This is an emergency the entire the entire station has gone channel seven site down said
help. Oh my god, okay, and who Cool Cool.
Cool. Cool. That's where that one ends. So now we go into video 16 called idle routines. Channel Seven screen shows but it almost seems like now this one is like a pirated version. Like someone has literally like pirate radioing the video like the news, and it says loading daily sub routines. And you can tell that we're looking at a computer screen and it shows
loading files. number of days since last reboot 789 current date on known cause of reboot If unknown system is facing anomalies via so and then after that a via Corp wireless screen shows up so now it says now playing broadcast tone, which is horribly not fun to listen to.
But it is actually being rickrolled use your tutor Do you know it's it's Morse code apparently and it says rapture is here our mission is fulfilled we the people stand united under our gods as one We the People patiently await our next evolution. So after that same if
I'm being honest,
right if I could evolve and get wings or some shit that'd be pretty cool what
the fuck the chickens can have them but they can't fly and I can't have them. Yeah,
I can't fly the stupid stupid. You're so jam you Darwin. So after that we get requesting emergency backup cannot connect air, air air and then the screen glitches to an emergency alert system. But during that whole like requesting emergency backup, if you crank that fucking volume up, you can hear people in the
background talking. And what they're saying is internal systems from the dBc eternal broadcast and network tagout reboot in effect we are bringing the fusion energy process and then just like garbled and says process out before system error are receiving that too. That's unusual. I'm not here to report the higher ups. We can't reboot the system wirelessly it's having trouble connecting to the transmitter another system crash there's something wrong with the
internal server. The other transmitters have been disabled the entire sector 38 power grid has been compromised. We need to request auxiliary power and then it stops sounds like the beginning of like a Godzilla movie
yeah I was thinking like
systems are going down the reactors melting and he just
seriously like we're literally listening to these people freaking the fuck out. They're like, Yo, our whole system's down. We're being hijacked every which way it reminds me of that fucking scene from Starship Troopers when they're like getting sent to the plant to be like, Oh, you're just going there to be station like this is our first fucking patrol and whatever. And they like trying to. Yeah, exactly. I did my part. I'm doing my part are you damn I kind of wanna watch
that. It's such a good movie. But the American military complex is a fascist
kiddies and Teddy's. So yeah, then the screen glitches to an emergency alert system like they do 100 million other times in this whole series. And then it just says good night. Good night. Good night. Oh, that's where that one ends. Yeah. So video 17 is called distress signal. We just saw that they couldn't reboot the system. And this video starts with signal found the Travel Channel Seven screen pops up and it thanks you for tuning in. And it says this concludes our
broadcast for the day. And then Morse code starts beeping again. The channel its SOS over and over and over. We also changed over from like, a lot of like binary and stuff like that to a lot of Morse code Morse I mean to be fair, like coming from a meta standpoint, like I think they just wanted to include a bunch of different ciphers like a bunch of different codes just to be I have a different theory
we can get to it later. That's fine just fine but I think it might have something to do with the timeline where maybe like the digital stuff went down so there's no binary code it's more because it's analog that's that's fast super
fun smart.
That's very fair. You're smart guy man.
Don't let anyone tell you differently including us to take off the rest of the night No, I don't want to
you didn't get tonight
you can leave I'll just leave my home
we'll walk up for you
take the wife out it's on me. Here's a penny
Okay, getting back to things so we get the SOS Morse code going for one
of these days we're gonna make it all the way through a topic without derailing the fuck out of ourselves and then there's gonna be the end of the podcast because there's no point as for right now fucking deal with it I guess oh we shit
we broke my we did I hear I can hear it was all right. Okay, getting back on track here. After we have the SOS repeated. It says channel seven will be doing testing for 45 minutes. And then we get another screen that says incoming incoming signal. And it's literally a like video or a voice recording that says Mayday, mayday, mayday, this is Delta Romeo Foxtrot deep water research facility. And you hear him say that a couple times. And then he gives coordinates that are given through the
transmission. And it kind of repeats this alert a couple of times. If you take those coordinates, they lead you to just out in the ocean, off the coast of Maryland. And then we get a video at the very end of some facility, just straight up exploding like inside of it. This is probably where that signal came from. We have to assume anymore, but for whatever reason, this video gave me extreme SCP vibes. Okay, like, it was like they had some kind
of thing happening. And they're like, all Fuck, it's getting out. Everything's fucked. The like, the whole facility is exploding. And that's just like,
that's every SCP interaction we've ever seen is shits Vox, things are blowing up, right? We do. Yeah, so that's the end of that video. So then we get to video 18. And this one is called employment offer. And it starts off saying like with a picture of like a, like a fucking forest or some shit or like a facility kind of thing. And it says South broadcasting site is hiring.
And we're offering work offers experience in broadcasting is what they offer, which makes sense because they're broadcasting weird how that works. So and then it shows they're like location, their address, all that stuff. And then it cuts away to the this weird forest B roll. And in that B roll, we start seeing little tiny snippets of this man with no face. Which brings us way back to the early episodes.
Right. And then it cuts away again to what we see as not binary but something that just straight up says Hyperion uprising. So right and then we get more going on. You can tell at this point that they've someone has now hijacked the fucking Yep, signal. And it says Dear Ian, we know you are watching. We've been watching you too. We know what you've seen. We can help looking for a job. We might know a place send me your LinkedIn resume. Make sure that was a cover letter.
spam emails are getting out of hand.
It says you will learn the truth. Join us in cn Chia potentia ESD. Now if you translate and you know, what is it, C and tia c antiA potentia. Okay, which roughly translates to either one of two things. Science is potential or
potential is science. I mean, yeah, so now it cuts back to more forest video and what looks like just like the side of a road and then at the very end of the video you see the no face man pop up again, but it's very glitchy and it's kind of hard to tell he's there but he's like in the like far right corner. And then it says we hope to see you
soon at the very end. But this video actually leads us to a Twitter called Well, the the Twitter handle is in Prometheus, which we will not be touching tonight but we will explain in the future and the future. Yes, but that's where that video ends. Yeah.
Um, so after video 18 We go into another one called commercial. And this is like Okay, so these are the last three videos of the entire series. And these are kind of where everything like I know almost all the videos have ended with good night like it's wrapping up good night moon. This is kind of where it all starts to wrap up and everyone starts to get all the information they need. Oh, I forgot
to make this joke before Lockwood. Like Flint Lockwood.
I thought it was to not say it out loud. Rude because I have self respect.
I love that movie. It is so fucking good. Oh, it's so good. So far. The second one not as gonna steal Okay,
that was that was literally just a fucking how many puns about there's a leak in the book? Yes, that's all that was. So now we go to a video 19 which is called commercial. And much like the rest of them. It starts off with the things that are coming up and with that calming elevator music and then it like you see some static and glitch Enos and it goes into a commercial for a company under the name of eco helix flip. And it's it sounds like they're advertising basic.
Basically, the fact that they are a company here to provide us with it's not like a gym genetically modified like food company, more or less that has to do with genetically modifying like, the food we eat with quarters. Yeah, corn, apples, meat, even like just about everything and they use science to do so. And there's a super happy uplifting message all about it. And that goes super glitch. And you start hearing things in the background saying like, life will become
monotonous. And so it's it's almost like they pulled the audio from the commercial itself and rearranged it to make it say different things. The only one that I could actually hear was the life will become monotonous. So there's a bunch of other stuff. Let me get another screen and all that's all it says it's got a lightning bolt symbol. And it says notes. I guess they're hiding something in there. redacted was right. There's a little time now. And that's all
it says. Very, very ominous, very be very foreshadowing very pre shadowy, but not a whole lot. Very pre Comey very pre Comey doesn't really tell us what they're talking about though. But that's all it kind of says there. And that goes right back into the end of the commercial and then it goes back to the scheduled programming thing and then the video ends as it normally does. It do the next one is called midnight movie and you guys have heard a lot about
where this takes place. So this is a showing of a very old old movie it looks like it was made in like the 50s or 60s and it's a movie called Light of Lockwood good fit like would
get back in there tear.
I love it. Yes, that's one of my favorite parts. Yeah, it's called the light of Lockwood and it's in this old like 1940s 50s 60s style. And it starts playing but the weird thing is the entire movie is playing and fast forward. Wasn't
that Mr. T that voiced him? I think so. And then I think I switched over to Terry Crews continue I'm going to you do import look.
I'll talk about bullshit. Yes. So it plays this movie and Fast Forwards you get glimpses and you see this they start talking about this house and how strange it is. It's almost like it reminded me of like the original Twilight Zone intros but for this manner this house that exists in Lockwood they
not get Mr. T back. What are the fuck is he doing where he's like, I don't want to come back for enclosures. People want to good for a sequel. He could do it. He needs money. 80 royalties are dried up. He's not making anything off those old got milk commercials where he punches the old lady. You're not Anyway, go ahead.
What the fuck was I talking?
Rant time.
Okay, so this movie light of Lockwood. It plays all in fast forward. And it looks like there's scenes that have been added to it. So you see the normal normal shit that you would see in like a 1940s 50s movie. And then you see like this very, very quick glance of this guy wearing jeans and a white hoodie. And also see he has no face but there's blood covering it. And then it goes back to the movie real quick. And then it goes and you see some like blood dripping down some wood panels and it goes
back to the movie. And then you see the inverse of that real quick and it goes back to the movie. And then finally it ends it's still fast forwarding but it ends on this faceless person covered in blood wearing jeans and a hoodie in front of a chain link fence. And it stays there for a bit
and kind of resembles the faceless person from my episode.
It is the faceless person. He's it's spreading. Oh, spread me. We see him and it it sticks out and it moves into the interior of the house. Now keep in mind throughout the entire time that we've been here to the fast forwarding and everything you'd never see the interior of the house you see people pull up in cars very quickly and enter the house you see shots of the outside of the house but nothing inside. This time we do. The interior literally looks like somebody exploded in the living
room. Like there's just fucking blood splatters everywhere. It's like a fine mist had coated the room. There's a fucking staticky TV somebody I don't know how rude you have to be Leave a TV on in the middle of the day after blowing up but like, come on, fuck face, turn it off. And then we get more glitchyness and we get a assemble for the Institute of theoretical technology again, that that guy was verdant level Intel breach.
Broadcaster channel seven South broadcasting site 772 network, CHANNEL SEVEN broadcasting DVC location, Bucks County, Pennsylvania and contents data subject number 485. So we have another subject. It's there. This is just a Third I want to say I think so if I was keeping track correctly, but it's almost like SCPs This is like the foundation letting people know that something happened without
telling them what happened. And then to say like something's on the loose We can't tell you what but look out for
it there's a creature out there what's it look like? I can't say could be
a bicycle to look out for badger who knows ma'am classified
What should I look for for something something
if it's alive you know don't look at it so then we get a notice that says if you're reading this message you're required by law to report and I a case to your local police department flip if I had to guess it means Internal Affairs Yeah. If I had to guess incident hassles that's the the close second
it's like cup noodles. And the very holy shit. You're welcome.
I need to stop for a second
we just invented a new sex toy a couple of nudes
so at the very bottom of this notice you get something that says courtesy of the public concealment agency. So you're gonna you're gonna start seeing a lot of these institutions and agencies that you heard Mike and Doug both talk about kind of I don't want to I don't want to say come together because they don't do that. No let you start to see a lot more of them in much more rapid succession almost like it's like they're all that are ramping up to try to like outdo the others. You
know what I mean? So that's the end of midnight movie. And the very last video we get in this series video 21 And it's just labeled Good night. This one held my attention the most I think yeah, it's good. It literally starts it hits the fucking ground running. It starts off with glitching there is no there's a very brief little like channel seven intro but it fucking goes right into
okay fuckers. And you get all these very glitchy messages over the like over like it looks like white glitchy fire says to the prisoners of planet Earth. Your life is bound by shackles. You are nothing to them. You have free will show them your power. The truth is much darker than you think. Show him
your facts whole show me rusty Shackleford Yeah,
that's that's where your power exists. So I'm hoping that's what we do. After that, it says they control everything and then immediately glitches and I had to I had to watch this part like 12 times to get this but in this glitch in very very singular frames you get words and they flash very briefly so you guys don't have to pause it that's what we're here for. Thanks mister after this like this, this I don't know an
address. It almost looks like somebody's addressing the entirety of the planet is signed through the glitch Enos by something called the order of the Tempest. Which wonderful Oh, you guys heard all about ascension earlier and what that means we're talking about aliens like there's there's a lot to read into there. So after that happens, we go into a national emergency National Emergency Broadcast and says a national emergency has been issued. The contents of this message will be
crucial to your survival. Follow the instructions on screen prepare for the upcoming event. There is little time the United States is under attack. A redacted as entered United States airspace there is an imminent civil threat. The redacted are confined to be moving north. So nice to have that button on the ready. It's so nice. Those currently residing in South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey and Pennsylvania are dead redacted.
I'd ever pushed the button for
here. Oh, no. I thought Yeah. No, I'm done. That doesn't do it anymore. Cool. Got it. So essentially, it basically it goes over this imminent attack and gives a little bit more detail about it. So you kind of know what's happening. You can assume where it's coming from at this point. And then it goes straight into a glitch and it says abnormality. Emergency. If you see a strange man, stay away. Please help us. This is emergency. The entire station is
gone. That's followed by a singular Good night which starts warbling and waves away and then it changes into one Hundreds, I mean hundreds of subliminal messages. I'm not gonna go over them all but it's basically says things like, die silently. Don't speak. Don't live die death. Like it's just a bunch of these buzzwords that
he found the the like a dictionary? Nah, nah, I got a better so it's like in Diablo two when you hit the number nine and it's like DIE, DIE time to die
or fires to when you hit the 30 and it goes meaning me the fuck are you talking?
Die in Dark Souls and then apostles saying thank you that's amazing. Thanks so
holy shit, but that is the end of Channel Seven. All right so I'm going home
hope Okay, so we sum this up right like I'm a person. Okay, that's fine. So where do we go? Yeah LDR so this is the best comment I found which I am I apologize because I lost the person's name who wrote this, but it's like the best way I saw written out to explain in a very
TLDR kind of fashion. What the What we're looking at just in general not like the nitty gritty like here's what's for sure had to man greatest But alright, so to sum it up, we've got there are a number that so there's a number of groups involved in this right? We've got Hyperion, they use the eye with the teardrop. Yep. And they're the main antagonist group. As far
as we can tell, from the information we've been given, yes. Then we have Poseidon.
He uses a trident as his insignia. And they are probably the main protagonist of this whole thing hard to say if actual Poseidon ordinal. Correct. More of a group maybe then thinking
considering the rest are but I mean, so besides is actually here. Cool.
Yeah. And they're the group that we assume is probably fighting? Hyperion, right. So channel seven, their purpose is kind of unknown at this point. They're kind of never really given a purpose. Yeah. I think it's just we can assume that they are the creators, like bread and butter for this whole thing, right? Because analog or we need a channel channels a major way for information to
come out. So they tend to get hijacked by other groups and use to relay information, then we have via Corp, clearly an enemy of Hyperion very, very much. So the CEO was killed by what we can assume as the Crimson I, who probably worked for Hyperion, not 100%. On that, but then we have via Corp. That might be behind Poseidon. Not really clear. Yeah, not
really clear. And then we have primordium, this new group that relayed the information and they use the sun as their insignia, unsure if this is a new group or a part of Hyperion at that point, when we learn about it. Then we so this could be actually so that group could be an alternative for who the Crimson I was working for. Still, onshore. Now a lot of this is just could be could not be. And then we have. So let's see, where am I at here? So the aliens? Are the aliens. Unsure
of their purpose? A lot of us is exactly so we're unsure of their purpose, but they're probably they're manipulating Hyperion and primordium. If it is a separate group, and they're basically trying to get them to do their dirty work and Poseidon is trying to tell the public what's going on using channel seven, possibly with you know, them and via Corp. And that's like the
especially especially with that last message that was sent to us and in the good night the to the prisoners of planet Earth, your life is bound by shackles like that. Yes, it's absolutely indicative that an alien race is manipulating at least one of these institutions, right? And if not all of them.
Yeah, it's very, like, if you just watch this series and take it for what it is, you will never realize about like pretty much half of these groups. But here we are, that's what we did for you. And that's pretty much my TLDR of this fucking story right now.
The last thing we have to cover is honestly it's just a little bit about the Creator. Yeah, especially because we plan on doing more from this creator. creator's name was Aiden chick Sheik, one of the two agencies, how he refers to himself in all of the videos. And you can find this channel if you just YouTube search the tempest universe. That's the channel name. And it started off as just channel seven, but it evolved since then, especially with the
release of eventide. And even, yes, so Eventide is actually the his main hit, that's his main accomplishment, even says, so. The Creator even goes over to say something to the effect of this was kind of a test run. And he does not like this one. Yeah, he hates it. And I know he might not like you're gonna help me on this one. He might
not like it. But you know, I appreciate what this is. Even if he doesn't like it. I think it was relatively well
done. It was a very good jumping off like a very good start point. And exactly, I
think it would do a disservice to not cover channel seven, if we're going to do Eventide because there's so much content, this guy lets out that's high quality. And even if he doesn't think this is quality, I think it is
yeah, no, absolutely. And this is going to be one of those channels that gets fucking inducted into the Hall of analog horror. I just don't know when or analog horror is going to be that you know, that big media that becomes big or whatnot. I am seeing a lot lot lot more about analog horrors, especially with like the the insurgence of found footage. films that are coming out now. Yeah, there's a fuckload of them. Like, that's the bridge, but
every arg creator or analog or named Aiden, we're Eleanor and Alex.
We've covered four of each point or some shit like that, like it did so, so much. And I'm starting to think that we can't make an analogue horror because none of us are named Aiden, or Alex will
use my last name. Alan, Ooh, there's
name there. Cool. So if you go to this channel, you're gonna see the entirety of Channel Seven. You're gonna see a welcome video to the tempest universe, you're going to see the Stargate series, you're going to see universe tails. You're going to see complete analog archives. Like there's so much that you can go through and watch on this channel. And they're all in the same vein. And honestly, like if channel seven was his learning experience, done hats off, man. And again, she was
just like a lot of these analog wars, not that many views. Needs more views anymore. Everyone go there and watch his videos. The
highest the highest. Okay, to be fair. The complete series of channels seven has about 300,000 views. And that's the highest Yeah, the next closest is literally like 30,000 Go give eight of the undertown
Yeah, go we have eight and the views again. Tempest universe go look at obviously,
it's full of full of great things
hot take time. Ha take time. The first like seven or eight videos. Had me not wanting to care about this at all. And I only say that because I feel like I'm a fucking analog horror snob. Now, you did this. And I thought I was just rewatching someone tried to do local 58. But then all of a sudden they found their voice. Yeah, it was it ended up being very well done. And very good. I thought they definitely like diverge from the path of it just being a
58 copy. Right. So I did overall enjoy the whole series was very good. I thought it was really fun. They really brought their own like, take on an analog horse. Oh, I agree. But I will say if you really like, like local 58 fucking watch first couple of videos are gonna have you been like, Who's this man? Why are they doing? I would I would say I mean, I love the whole thing. I just want to say Aiden, if you're listening, I don't know why you chose doo.
Doo and also hit us up because we would love to talk more about to you about stuff. Yeah,
absolutely.
I would also like to say,
Dude, I'm bursting at the seams right now. I just want you to know that. I can't say why.
Yeah, we can we say why? No. Okay. See? I would also like to say they're banged his gavel we can. I would also like to say linktree.com/delivery pod. Do you have anything else to say? On the matter?
And on Channel? 707? No, no, I'm like, that's about it. I can tell you actually, I've got some trivia that I would love to share. Um, so just a heads up for anybody who cares about this kind of stuff. So Tempest films is now the new like name. It's not channel seven. It's just Tempest films. And it's actually a production company. It's run by Aiden Schick and high quality to Matthew sherfane. They make a
bunch of short films. The camera he uses Is the Panasonic Lumix G H five oh wonderful and he is also a well versed visual effects artist and graphic designer
explains a lot of the awesome editing that Abby does.
Loli so that's I'll check him out Hunter credit where credit's due I mean, I know that you Aiden fucking hate this but we enjoyed it we enjoyed talking about it. Fuck it we went for an hour and a half
Yeah, and you kept it online so this is because of Aiden if it makes you feel better I have hated it for a while
but now that's it man.
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