You hit record Kelly. Yeah. Flip did oh, we can't sorry. You're right.
Oh, you're right. Welcome. Wait. Oh god,
okay. We're all doing the intro. It's always been Mike or US fucking mike up. You know what I mean? Yeah, so we're just gonna take one word. Are you ready? Do you start? Alright. Welcome to don't look under the internet. I'm Mike Jason. And that's Doug great guy bales absolutely a
podcast about all things no on the internet.
I'm gonna fucking murder it's a comedy. No, no. Oh, you guys are gonna kill me so early. We are an internet horror comedy, which I'm sure you've never heard of before. We've tried honor. And that's all you need to know.
Yeah, this is part two of the Minerva Alliance.
Minerva? How long have you been thinking of that one? It just hit me right now.
We're recording this on the same day
if we saw the load, if we
if we sound Doofy it's because these Shaco folks bought like the giant handle of maker's mark through half of it.
There's also a bottle of vodka in front of me.
Shut your list fucking mouth. I took a COVID test earlier today. I'm fine. Don't worry about
why three people
at my store of COVID So
I just gave a COVID patient mouth to mouth. Nice man.
I put a thermometer in my butt earlier.
No reason just definitely no
reason 10 backwards is knit. So we're gonna say every July we saw the last episode. Welcome to Lorenzo's oh
god dammit Okay, so let's try again we like to do it this time last time we left welcome everybody to don't look on the internet last time we left off Doug just got giving got done got given he got done.
So Doug you got given gun give you so I would like to I would like to first and foremost do this. I would like to first and foremost say that obviously because we're recording this and same night. Nobody patrons so you're not going to hear if you are a patron that subscribed you know during this week or something? You're not gonna hear your name unfortunately. Stupid.
Gargamel Mike's
recording this casual recording this on the same night as the other one. Oh my God, why am I the one that has to fucking bring the reins back?
Always happens so
I haven't done a two parter and so long that me and Jason have become sauced enough. Yeah, it's really bad idea writing an episode this late into the night is just pleasure for y'all like the worst thing.
Hellraiser Doug and I are the Cenobites y'all are victims. The worst
part is right before we hit the record button they're like you want to do this? Yes. Let's go ahead and do this. hit the record button everything was fine. Shot No, no, wait,
you're not done. You're waiting you should wait. We should be way should
last we left saw Doug covered the first seven videos I want to say I did over the first seven. And we ended on a video where essentially some guy ran into a blockbuster. Throwing the video screaming throwing the video at them saying destroy it. Yeah, because it was like a 30s cartoon like what what did they call the psychic people would aircard fortune fortune teller Thank you fortune teller. Predicting, you know, future incidents that could have all I had in my brain. Were slurs
that. I shouldn't say great. Don't say that. Wow. I would say the next six episodes. I'm going to not cover one by one but instead tell them all together because they're one congruent story. Yeah,
that that makes 1,000% sense because of how it's laid out. If you look at the To the actual Minerva lines channel, you will see that the next slew of videos is fucking the same video parts one through
eight. They are all recovered audio that I titled recovered audio Tommy Parsons, personal audio logs, and I'm not I'm not fucking talking about Tony Parsons, the fucking pitcher for the Cardinals team. No. Yeah. So to give a brief description if you go into the description of each of these videos, you're gonna find this portion as an each single one of them. You're going to find additional information. There's some info that changes I'm going to read it off as it changes,
but this part stays the same. It is additional information. Tommy Parsons was a 1989 high school graduate from the protected button Jason, from high school in Virginia who inexplicably went missing during a solo backpacking trip to the Appalachian Mountains in late May of the same year. We don't need that button anymore. Yeah, just keep keep your hand off that button. No, no hit it,
despite authority. Despite authorities conducting a thorough month long search of the area, where Pinewood trail is located, and interviewing Tommy's various relatives and friends to determine if foul play or some other circumstance contributed to his disappearance, no evidence of Tommy's whereabouts could be recovered. Given the supplies and equipment Tommy was believed to have had on the outset of his trip, he was assumed to have died of malnutrition roughly six months following his
disappearance. The case would fade into obscurity for just under three decades until mid March 2020, where a young couple on a day hike along Pinewood trail discovered a relatively pristine audio cassette tape off the side of the trail while the boyfriend was in the restroom. unsure what to do with it? They didn't. He was pooping. unsure
what to do with it. They delivered the tape to an undercover Minerva agent posing as a park ranger who listened to the tapes, the tapes contents and quickly discovered that these were the audio logs that Tommy had recorded while on his trip. The Ranger notified other manure maneuver agents in an attempt to recover any more audio tapes using a routine trail inspection as a cover for the operation. So basically, these tapes were all discovered by people just long trails. So
yes, have you
ever played the game? Firewatch? No. This has given me heavy, heavy, heavy Firewatch vibes. It
might also be going depending on how this goes. It might keep going.
But I'd like to talk about this now. So kidding, go ahead.
Okay. So tape one, the I'm gonna separate the tapes. Real fast to give like, recovery dates, because that changes a little bit. So tape one was found on March 12 2020. Near a public restroom on Pinewood trail, Virginia,
you know, that's super close to somebody's birthday.
Huh.
Weird when you're closer to stealing somebody's ID.
The date of origin? Yes.
What was your birthday? My
first pet's name? Your last and your first model of car pie. Good for all of them. Yes. So for videotape one, the date of origin is late May of 1989. That is when they assess that this tape was recorded. It was found again, march 12 2020. Tape to was again, the date of origin is late May of 1989. The recovery date was again March 12 of 2020. This one was located near some rocks close to a cliff alongside the pinewood trail in Virginia. Type three. The origin
again is late May of 1989. The recovery date was March 14 of 2020. The recovery location was on the other side of a creek 50 meters away from the pinewood trail in Virginia. Hmm, yeah, tape for was again, late May 1989. Is when they feel the origin of this tape is it was recovered March 16 of 2020. And it was a recovered in a thicket 80 meters away from the Abington campsite and shelter on the pinewood trail in Virginia. Type five, the origins again, late May 1989. Recovery date was
March 20 2020. The location was close to the peak of Mount Stanley located roughly seven miles northeast from overlook peak, which is in the pinewood trail again in Virginia. Okay, the last one, type six the origin more time, late May 1989. The recovery date was March 22 2020. And the location they found the cassette was near the banks of Lake air Adesh, approximately 10 miles east of the pinewood trail in Virginia.
So you're saying most of these dates where things were recovered?
The recovery date was when they were discovered, like, what are these? These tapes were found in the week? You
say most of these were found around the same time?
Considering the the rotation date? Yes.
That's but what I'm what I'm getting it I know, you guys are looking at me like I'm a fucking idiot. What I'm getting at is, most of these videos were found around the same date, right?
Yeah, they were found relatively wrong,
or each other. However, what we've been talking about is the fact that these videos have been dated very far apart. Yes. But
yeah, this is a huge, huge subset of like, chunk of videos that has all been recovered at the same time, same time. Yes. So these are all audio clips that are were from 1989. And these cassette tapes, they found look almost pristine, like they aren't aged or decayed or anything. So the only reason I bring that up is because if these were all uploaded around the same time, yet, the dates for the recordings were very far apart. Would that not suggest that?
Either one or, you know, a couple of people found all of these at the same time?
Well, they did send Minerva Lyons agents out to look for more tapes. Correct. So I wouldn't be surprised if you're right on that when playing a big party almost
trying to build an SCP style backstory for the quote unquote, foundation. Gotcha. Which is what's happening right now?
Pretty much. So in the 60s, oh, we're here in the six tapes, you'll get like, I
don't give a fuck. Fuck off.
I'm just gonna talk about shit in
these six tapes, you get basically like wantI I want to say it's 27 some odd recordings of events that Tommy Parsons decided to record. This trip that Tommy took took place between the pinewood trail to deer horn city. Basically, he would hike for four days through this Pinewood trail. He would meet into or ended into deer horn city where his parents are going to be waiting for him to pick him up. After a four day
hike. He wanted to go on this hike to like clear his head and get like a little bit of meat him time before he went off to college. So is this kind of like a cathartic thing for him? So he decides that he's going to go on this hike and throughout the most part of this hike, it's just normal. He mentioned how he's like, oh, yeah, I made it up this hillside and there's a bunch of day hikers around. It's very fun. It's too many people
for my tastes. But you know, he's like, the one I'm gonna be going, there's gonna be less and less people because I'm going on a multi day hike. So he's like, you know, so far, so good. I'm seeing a lot of sights. It's great. After you know, a couple more days, he's Oh, I'm a little bit deeper in to the trail. I'm seeing a few less people, but you know, everything's fine. Yeah, I prefer it this way. I prefer less people around this hiking area, because I came out here to be by myself. Yeah,
sure. So
the one time that Michael Scott went outside to go be in it
is literally like
that. That's what I kind of thought of, when I said,
quite literally like that. So it's all going pretty normal. Up until one night where he's, or one day when he's walking around. And he's like, you know, I haven't seen a single person out here and it's this I believe, is like, day, I want to say two, two, and his hike. And he's like, after this whole this time, I haven't seen a single other person out here.
Typically, he's like, this is like, perfect, like, backpacking season where I'll see like, one or two like hikers out here doing the same thing I'm doing but I've seen nobody. That'd be fucking freaky, right? Oh, it gets freaky because he also mentioned he's like, typically the nature is like alive and vibrant. I have heard nothing. He's like there's no wind there's no
Gregory eight all over again. Kind of Yeah, he goes upside notices there's no wildlife and he just sees the fucking eyeless fish lady. Yeah, throat noising at his house,
but he he mentioned how he you don't hear the birds. You don't hear animals. You don't hear the gusts of wind you'll hear nothing. And then the night comes and then he's he's night man cometh the night man cometh no comes Oh yes. All over a dozen I made.
It made Ah, if I hate it,
don't keep going. I don't know this reference. So I do
You know how much I hate that you fucking reference? You gotta go make stop. I gotta make better. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
He makes a recording on his record. And he's like, Hey, like, it's like super. It's nighttime. I can't sleep. There's something in the woods, like, making these noises and I don't know what it is. And then you hear this like guttural like growl. And he's like, I'm gonna probably cut this recording short, because I don't know how like, good this thing can hear me is I don't know if this thing has like a cute, like, you know, we don't know hear shy guy or
not. Yeah, so he's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna cut this short because I don't want to fucking die here.
We can we can make those references right, since everyone has heard these, correct? Sure.
Cool. What?
So he's going on more after that. He's like, Oh, yeah, I slept like shit. So that sucks. Because why? I mean, yeah. Someone's growling in the night. So he's like, Yeah, I stayed up most of the night. Like, I couldn't fall asleep, understandably. So he's walking through the day. And he's like, you know, I don't know if it's because I'm, like, deprived from sleep or something. But like, I keep thinking, I'm seeing things like in my peripheral, like in
the trees. And that he's like, I'm gonna keep going, I'm gonna make like a dinner, like an early dinner and call them early days and get some some good sleep. So he calls it an early day, along this path, and he goes to bed. He wakes up the next day, and he's like, Oh, it's a bit chillier. Which is nice. Like, it's not like super hot, like it's been because it's summertime. And he's like, you know, that sense of like, paranoia is like, gone. This is great. Like, I'm feeling a lot
better now. Good. And as he starts like, progressing through, he goes through like, he finds like these campsites that are like on his trail that he's like, those are supposed to be like, his, like, rest stops, basically, these campsites, and he talks about how he enters a campsite. And it looks like it's been like abandoned essentially. Like, there's it looks like it's rundown. No one's taking place
you clearly Firewatch you have to play Firewatch I feel like you would enjoy it. You would also scream like a new girl.
I do that all the time. So nothing new, scary. Nothing new.
Okay, one of these days, I will come over, we will play it together.
Okay. I like how that sounds once we get the new computer. So he mentioned this, and then he mentioned how like, oh, yeah, you know, I keep hearing. It's still quiet out here. But I keep hearing those like, like growls in the distance and everything. I don't know what kind of animal that is. But I know some animals can make like weird sounds during mating season. You know, he's trying to like, cope and be like, Oh, give us some sort of
like, logical explanation. And this entire time, you can kind of hear like, the fear in his voice like he's not even confident or Yeah, like, he's not even really accepting his own logic. But he has to to keep going to keep his sanity about him. Yes, his gaping chiasm.
Yeah. And throughout this time, there is I believe it's in the fourth video, when it just basically starts off with him just going oh, fuck, like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then he mentioned how the entire city of deer horn is gone. Just gone. It's gone. Where deer horn city was it's just forest.
Oh, like it never existed? Yeah, like no one ever came. And he's
like this. And he's like,
this is usually what happens when someone has lost
right? Well, that's what he's saying. He's like, this doesn't make sense. I follow this map to a fucking tee. I've hit all the stops I was supposed to. Where's the fucking city? Where are my parents? Because his parents were supposed to meet him at Dearborn city after excursion? Yeah, he pretty much does that. And he has a full like, mental fucking breakdown to the point where he's like, am I stuck in some like Lovecraftian world He even calls it
maybe yeah, the entrances and exits don't make sense. Yeah, city. So
as he starts freaking out, and he's like, You know what, maybe I did get turned around. Who the fuck knows where I am. So he decides that he's going to hike up a neighboring Mountain. And he's gonna hike up Mount Stanley which again is that the neighboring peak from where he's at? It's at this point when he mentions like hey, if you hear my teeth chattering I'm sorry. It just started fucking snowing.
And keep in mind this is like may so he's very confused on why there's snow in like the fucking late May months
may Yeah, may listen. So so get this right.
may
make Come on man. That was a stretch. Fucking
what's happening? But okay. So you mentioned how it started to snow. Yeah, what was that keep
talking? He did. The universal sign for might keep talking Meanwhile, Doug and I can irresponsible and shitty
I guess my my basement couches are available for sleeping on if you guys need to crash here
All Things Considered. I'll crash in all the way up crashing or I hardly know or so he mentioned that was snowing and the temperature is dropping and he's like I'm gonna fucking die if I don't get like start scavenging for supplies because I'm just about out of food. He only packed enough food for a four day venture. He's about it.
He's that four days now. I will say just real quick because this just popped in my head but when you were watching this, I don't know if it was just like where I was watching it, but like they needed to up the fucking audio on this video like so mighty they did that on purpose because these audio clips are from supposedly from 1989 I guess very late at that just it's just like that, like I really liked this part and but like for the love of fucking God gave me some
audio because I couldn't fucking hear shit without the volume being full blast. I
get that. Hey, Discord. Thank you, please. And drink. Cheers, everybody.
Anyway, while you guys drink your drinks, so it's at this point where he's like, I need to start like finding materials and shit. Otherwise, I'm gonna fucking die in this cold. So he, at this point after like, just going through like the mountainous area, he stumbles across a clearing that is just filled with like backpacks and knapsacks like, just in on the fucking floor. And he's like this. He's like, Hey, I wasn't gonna make a recording until I got on the top of the mountain. But this is
fucking weird. It's so actually, you know, this just popped in my head, but
the fucking weather alert. Oh,
my God maybe has something to do with this.
This is very similar to that weather alert. Like it's not the same thing.
It might be there's not a lot of information on the weather alert. This could have been that weather alert.
Holy fuck. Pa
are the same.
Also, guys, don't be afraid to blast out some theories because there's there's not Yeah, right. Yeah, no, absolutely. Like so you guys have theirs. Let us know. Yeah. So guys, but also discord. Yeah, I don't know. Here's some fun theory for you might
say take the Take note that this place takes place in 1989. Right. So as he's rummaging through these bags, he finds one that he's like, this looks like it's from like the 18th century. And he finds a fucking flintlock pistol in it. There's, yeah, there's no bullets. Unfortunately, he's like, I don't know how to use this. So there's no point in carrying around his weapon because I don't know how to shoot works. Do I shove it up my hand,
I put my penis on it. You might,
which which penis open.
He then also. He then also mentioned that he found a backpack with a device on it with the Macintosh symbol. And he is flabbergasted because he was not aware that Macintosh made a handheld device as small as he just found. Yeah, the Palm Pilot. Yep, the Motorola Razor. And he's like, I found this like Macintosh thing. The front has like glass
on it. There's an apple but partially eaten. And he's like, it's
like a food. It's got like a password on it. So I can't get it. And so he's like, Oh, hold on to this just in case because this might help me, like, figure out where I am. And so he takes it. And he also finds a backpack from what looks like like a hunting trip. And he finds a fucking revolver. And he's just like, Yeah, I'm gonna take that with me. Which Yeah, I would
too, in this instance. So I have to stop you for two seconds because I forgot to say something super crucial in my last video that actually has something to do with this
Ludi special
so if you're following along, which i i really hope you are because we're in audio podcast if you don't quite understand what we're referencing right now, which is fucking time paradoxes. And please try to travel. The last video that I talked about in our first episode. I want to read one small thing I just have to find it.
Well, Doug is doing that. Hey, might you shoot that last little message says so. It has been a minute I don't know anymore.
There's you make them up. So okay, go ahead, Doug. So it has been a minute I already know TMZ has done in a while. Yeah. So upon review of the footage agent Peregrine immediately alerted the AI Every command response team to his station of emergency containment of the videotape or review conducted by the Iraqi command audiovisual specialists as determined that the video has to be a monarch class, temporal anomaly and a monarch class.
Yes. Okay, keep going, sorry, that made one of my videos make a bit more sense.
And I recomend has declared that this footage has to be viewed with extreme caution. While no major ill effects should result from viewing it, it is recommended that the targeted memory wiped treatment be followed after viewing the footage to reduce the likelihood of a casual loop being created in our timeline contingency plans to induce a timeline derailment scenario to prevent the events of the shown tape from occurring, are currently development in
development at this time. So everything that you just said, is wrong with all Well, no, not even with all the backpacks that they found. Yeah, that could loop.
Yes,
there's so much that we don't know.
And there's so much we knew just goes
well, it's it's and just even from the videos we haven't talked about yet. It's just there's this crazy time, time dilation that we just don't know. It gets even better. Oh, wait. So I'm sorry to interrupt you earlier because of the time dilation thing it keeps that could put a pin in this Yes. So
I'm dilation is a giant fucking trope in this one. So if you don't know what that means, or those combination of words means take a second just look it up.
It's also very subtle. It's like they don't outright and say like, in Mike's videos we're getting right now you're getting a very like small taste of it. But it's not just outright said hey, fucking weird time loop shit that's happening.
Yes, yes. And exactly. You have to be somebody exactly like Mike to understand this kind of stuff. Otherwise you just won't, right? Like,
yeah, you gotta be Mike, why me?
What's your turn?
You gotta be daddy cubed. Know your cube. You have already orbed to your father or anyway, so yeah, it's around this point when he keeps going forward with going to the top of Mount Stanley when he comes across a riverbed and he just kind of follows us river for a little bit. As he's following this river. He notices that there are no signs of people, but he sees a gigantic creature towering over the trees in a distance. Hmm. He also had it is not Sarajevo. How cool would that
be? I love siren head. That's such a cool.
Kelly's nephews also love such a cool
design. It looks so cool. So weird. I love it. But he also notices that he can see a bunch of trees like rustling around in the distance kind of looking like there's like a pack of creatures in this tree line making them rustle around he mentioned how like these things are pretty far away. And he's like, I hope not to come face to face with this giant creature thing because that would fucking
suck. So after walking around near this river for several days, he's because days of several days, he notices that time seems to move differently where he is. His Watch has stopped moving
and the potatoes all over.
His Watch has stopped ticking and the handheld Macintosh which it's a fucking iPhone, he found an iPhone. That things date has not moved either since I think it was April 29 on the iPhone, but has not moved. He also mentioned how he has not been hungry for the past two days. So time dials Yes. And he says that the date I wish I could do that. I don't have time or not
not
but he also mentions how these days have
going Doug and I are on a whole other thing go ahead he
also mentioned so these days have just started to like blend together how like the morning what by the time it's morning he doesn't realize it until it's the end of the day. And the end of the day just looks like it's the morning of the next day it's all just a
blur to him at this point. He says that he hears something stalking him in the woods as he's going around the riverbed and he kind of has like a little bit of like a fucking I guess you could say like a breakdown or something because he's just like you know there's something stalking me and by the in the woods by the river. I don't fucking care at this point. This thing eats me and kills me. It fucking kills me. Like he's flat out like I'm never gonna see my
world again. I'm never gonna see my friends or my parents it deals
in kills. Yeah, at this point the torture is over. Yeah.
And he he's a I won't even say the torture is over because he's not happy to say that at all. It's like one of those things where it's like he's He's coming to terms with it. You know, I mean, it's like the fuckin what is it called the seven steps of acceptance or whatever.
Oh, like the stages of grief. Yeah, it's
like he's coming around that because he's like if it kills me it fucking kills me I can't do anything. So it's at this point when he starts mentioning this that he sees he spots a building at the corner of the river. A fucking building this far out this high up on a mountaintop. Yep. He runs this building cuz he's like, Oh, fuck buildings mean people. We took a pause
I like that you took the second to make them like throw them off the trail and then go We fucked up. Yeah.
How I do things again. No, no. No nonsense, Michael it's where I'm at. That's where you're at? Yes, he finds this building on the corner of a river and he's like that don't belong. So he starts to just fucking cleft cheeks over this fucking this building. And I don't blame him because this entire time this entire fucking time every time he records you hear things in the background growling at
him that huh? Can you imagine if that was our life? Miserable miserable we wouldn't be here yeah at all.
So yeah, I don't blame the dead I don't blame him for fucking booking it towards this goddamn building. So he gets in this building and it looks like it like an old like office building on the inside that's been like rundown and abandoned for like decades. And he's like, Oh, I'm gonna explore around and see if I find anything. And he finds these folders and papers that he discovers upon reading them that it's about this place called the vast which is this which is a temporal phenomenon.
Mike Will you explore my vast
I can Can
I will can you dump into our vast
I can and I will but it basically describes the exact situation that he is in right now. And just as he is looking into the vast he even notices that it has a government seal on it by the United States Department of anomalies.
The USDA
a different one but yes, different USDA,
but USDA nonetheless. So
it's at this point when he's written through it here's one of those creatures like breaking the door and start growling. He's like Oh fuck, they found me. So he's like I'm gonna get some of these papers get out the window and I'm gonna get out of here and I'm going to read more into this stuff and as soon as he says that you hear a growling even closer and you hear him just screaming the that is the end of Tommy Parsons audio
I feel like your like your audio slash video portions are so out of place compared to
it was very fun Yeah, they
were very randomly like yeah just thrown in there because it's like six videos out of nowhere out of nowhere breath I had
a blast listen to this though. It was very fun. No burn
it yeah, there's absolutely a slow burn but oh my god is it worth
the next video after this is tight after all these again keep in mind I paraphrase like six videos and put them into one will store Yeah, the next after the whole time Parsons thing is something unrelated to Mr. Parsons. It is called the unusual ad console PSA six 390 98 Another recovered video, video footage description. That's all folks whatever the fuck you Mike. So the if you look in the description, you find out that the tapes creator is a resident of Huntington,
West Virginia. West Virginia has popped up.
No, that is the homeplace of Tootsie
Rolls. Yes,
no. Do you guys do you guys not listen to my brother, my brother and me? No, that's that's where they live. Meet. So the anyone out there that listens to popular podcasts. Trivia Time.
There it is. The origin of the film that we're gonna watch here in a minute here is June 3 1998. The location is a residence of Jason Jason. The redacted residents of redacted in Huntington, West Virginia. The recovery date they found this tape we don't need any more you okay. The they found this tape on July 17 of 2004 at a goodwill Donation Center in Huntington, West Virginia. In the description and even tells you a little bit more about it. I'm going to read off the description because it is
somewhat short. And I enjoyed it.
I think it's fun fucking go for it dude. While
we're recording an episode of Hollywood tonight on the evening of June 3 1998, a resident of Huntington West Virginia recorded an ad con So PSA, that people who claim to have seen it said was, quote, extremely distressing and disturbing, unquote. Unusually unusually so far, the ad unusual for the council sorry,
start, take a pause.
Go ahead, unusual for the Ad Council. The above PSA warns of an unidentified parasitic organism that is given the language used by the PSA. So they are even calling it an unidentified parasitic
organism or up to up to an oppo and vivo
which in this video it shows that this organism is very common place and is guaranteed to be fatal should the organism activate in the human body. The videos narration states that viewers should quote spend time with their loved ones as much as possible. This is
so similar to the Sun vanished this specific part oh my god little Yeah,
I can get that. Now.
I I take solace in relating one analog horror to another so please creators do not feel discouraged if I compare. And I'm just trying to keep track. That's all we
just enjoy a lot of work that we do we do. Let's see here. So it tells you to spend as much time with your loved ones as possible before this organism metamorphosis. But at no point does the video elaborate on what this organism is? What its infection vectors are or how long it takes for this supposed metamorphosis to occur. Humans.
I am so happy that you said
vectors. Yes, well, it was written out for me. I didn't put that in there. I'm not a big smart boy.
I was so happy for a second. So after
now, I'm so sad. I do that a lot to people. I just give you that endorphin serotonin and then just dropped
dangling in front of her face.
So after the conclusion of the PSA, many viewers called the ad console demanding answers regarding what the PSA was referencing, and that the PSA be pulled from the air setting that the PSA quote induced mass panic unquote in the hunting area. This like mass panic could cause disruptions to the daily lives of residents and they just weren't fucking have it. The ad console denied any knowledge of having created this particular PSA and publicly dismissed it as
a malicious hoax. However, it is interesting to note that the PSA has not aired at any point since the evening of June 3 1998. And as fell out of the public men are memory in the years since. Upon further investigation, no additional information on the parasitic organism shown in the PSA was discovered up to the up to and no public record of the Center for special ailments which was found in the PSA does
not exist. It is suspected that the CSA is linked to the United States Department of anomalies but this connection remains tentative at this time. The CSA I believe was a another like, like a department of anomalies for the United States was another department for things like this similar shots and bounces Yes. But basically with that in mind, what this video looks like is it's kind of like
this like black and white. It's like old looking like it's like I want to say cowboys, but it's like that kind of picture of like a dude sitting on like his patio on a wooden chair with like, the like the cowboy hat on and like, like that
picture that I've seen where it says like, it shows a cowboy and a horse and it says cowboy. And underneath there's just cowboys cropped out and just says cow, similar. Sure. Okay,
but it shows like, on these like people it shows like images like that and like various other people in the PSA. But it shows like, what looks like this like infection going up. They're like arms and like over their faces. And it's basically telling you like, yep, this thing's coming for you. It's gonna kill you. And you're all gonna die. So you can do yeah, basically say bye to your loved ones. And like, enjoy the time you have with them. So weird part is that this PSA is
supposed to be from 1998. It was uploaded in 2020.
The somebody
does the word COVID-19 ringabel. Yep, I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a reference to that, obviously. Yeah, this whole thing is like it was written and given to the Minerva alliance by a member named albatross. I also didn't mention but
Indeed, let's go over this right now. Wait. Well, I don't think we've touched on the names. Yes,
but one last thing, because I only mentioned this one day. The man who wrote wrote and gave the documentation to the maneuver lines for Tommy Parsons audio was great horn. We have seen his name come up from time to time in the past.
I said that a couple of times. Good fucking Call, man.
Yep. But yeah, so now we have great horn and Albatross, giving information to the Minerva lines, and basically writing out these documents for these anomalies. One being you know, audio cassette tapes found of a lost hiker in these weird spatial time Warby woods. And this other one about a PSA about an infectious disease that apparently doesn't exist at home
that your whole part reminds me of the entirety of the movie Colorado space with Nicolas Cage
I have yet to see you first. So
looking good out of all the people in this room. I know I see Doug and I who are Lovecraft fucking I would like to say if
everyone in this room I'm the only one that hasn't seen it yet. You
need to if you like Nick Cage going back by name. Oh, dude, it's fucking top a tear. He does. Whitey tidy scene in that shit. Oh, yeah, I do look at classic way
he spits tomatoes all over himself at some point it it's all just so fucking good.
Well, I will say on that note Are you done with your I am done with my portion of the video
cool. So you ended on video 14 yet? Ya cool. So let's go right ahead and dump the fuck into video 15 which is called as the rest are recovered footage colon quake in shaken earthquake safety real quick and sharp. guys guess what might be in this little piece of media? tumbleweeds? Actually, no, there's none. Real close though. No,
it's fumbled. Womble tweeds. Womble tweeze,
yep, there's fucking hundreds of them. Now this is legitimately a an earthquake safety tip video. It follows the same format that was given before where they give you information information. They basically make you suppose a bunch of facts. And then they fuck it up a bit. So let's jump into it. So in earthquake, the fucking the earthquake video.
Just shorthand it.
So I know we've said this before all of the descriptions have a bunch of content is a part of it. I'll read this one out. I don't know if I'm repair. I'll paraphrase the rest. But this one is more or less about. It's basically an educational material on earthquakes and how to stay safe during one. It references several things, you get the very, very basic stuff like oh, if I hide under a table, exactly, they show you
how to hide under a table. Push the table, grab the leg in case you have to move with it. Exactly. Mike, you're hitting all the points.
I've grown up out of the earthquake safety I lived in. I lived in
Aurora Eldon, I currently live there.
So you know, earthquake safety, Jesus.
Now? Well, I'm here to tell you. Um, so the video goes over, like what you can do to avoid being injured during an earthquake. And it says Hide by a wall if you have nothing to shelter under if you do shelter under something that can move, so you can move if you need to. Um, and then you see a picture of like this 100 200 footed creature real fast that just flashes on the screen. And it says, remain silent. No matter what you hear or see. They will know where you are. If you don't.
One of my favorite things is like, right before that. It's like things that might cause earthquakes. Yes.
And it goes yeah, it goes over like avalanches platonic
soil, you know, platonic changes. And then real quick is just like
Brian was says, I had to pause it. It says burrower worms and then it flashes and glitches off screen. And then yes, it goes over what you can do to avoid it. I love that. But yes, it says burl orbs and it. It looks like a it looks like a fucking Graboid let's be fucking honest. All right. No,
it is the bronze subterranean creatures. Oh, yes.
That's the next one. I'm sorry. Yes. The next one is the one that references the burrow worms. Yes, this is subterranean creatures. And it goes over their, what they hunt, what they eat, where they live, et cetera, et cetera. And you very quickly understand that the place they eat is the place that you are looking at on screen.
Yeah, it was the call. It's like windy. Windy, windy, windy. Sand, California. It's
windy sands, California. Yeah. Fuck nice, man.
I love this video. It's so good. And I will say I know a lot of it because I thought I was covering. I'm like, chiming in a little bit because I loved that. It was good. It was tremors. It save memory. And I was like,
graboids Kevin Bacon was probably a part of it. I don't know, man. It was. It was good. So you see you basically the entirety this video, you see like a desert scape. Very plain. The only time you see movement is at the very end. So cool arrived the burrow worms. It shows an outhouse in the middle of fucking nowhere. And then you see an explosion of dirt and like the very semblance of a worm. Make cuts and it goes,
I love it. Because it's like, Don't was it's like don't speak. They may hear you or something like that. And then it shows like The worm
on remain silent. Yeah, no matter what you hear. See? They will know where you are.
Yeah, and then don't Yeah, and it shows the worm come up. And it's so fun. Oh, yeah.
It's graboids it's fucking tremors. It's also dude. Like there's there's Yes. It's so good. Um, after this instructs everyone to to remain calm. It's normal. To feel fear and anxiety with burrow worms around yeah. Is the best defense. And then it shows a very brief brief brief clip of nothing, nothing, nothing. And then an explosion of sand. And outhouse getting fucking disappeared. And then nothing. And that's the end of this video. So by the way, this in case you were wondering where we
are. The video that I just talked about was called recovered footage quake in shaken an earthquake safety real? Video 15 In the videos list. Take a look. It's very fun who wrote it? Who wrote it? Not doing that yet? Or mother? 13 I'm sure Dean's Autobiography
of windy scenes California.
So I actually I should stop being
Daxing my mother
You know what? Fuck it. At this point. We should just say who it was. Yeah, if you want if you guys mentioned agent Sparrow yet, no agent wiener balls. Cool. So this one is by a brand new person by the name of agent wiener balls. Now it's a it's my agent Sparrow, who we kind of assumed to be a part of this whole whatever organization this is a part of, um,
do we all need to drink some coffee? Some coffee, Asian Winter balls reporting for duty.
But that's really about it for the quake and shake the safety real. The next one we go into is all about. It's an event that happens in this town. Okay, so right now we're covering the town of Comstock. And we are covering the common stock Community Choice of 1997 Woohoo. There's a bunch of information in the beginning. So I'm actually going to read this whole description out, because it's the only thing that gives you information in this video.
So the description of this video says rumors of a prosperous yet isolated town in southern Tennessee had been floating around for decades. Although travelers in the area the town was said to exist, do not recall driving through or otherwise seeing a town fitting this description. However, those that were driving through the same region around mid December have recalled seeing, quote, strange, greenish yellow lights in the sky for two minutes before the
lights vanished. But all are seemingly unable to recall any specific events that took place during that two minute time interval. All leads followed by my Nerva personnel to investigate the cause of these lights have gone cold over the years until a resident of redacted contacted my Nerva personnel and informed them that she was a former resident of the long rumored town and had some information she wanted to share
in person. And the rest of this description kind of goes over a bit of her information but more or less it's it's a redacted conversation. Yeah. Because, hey, we're going back to
yeah, yes, exactly. So
basically, it sounds like anyone going around the area where this town is supposed to be is like yeah, there was often there. Yeah, go fuck yourself. And then randomly one person was like, Yeah, I'm from that place. What's up? And
they're like, no. Yeah.
redacted. Shut up, shut up,
pretty much. So that is the description of this very, very strange video. The content itself is actually less weird than what you might have heard Mike and Doug talk about. The one thing you do get that I very much enjoyed doing and would have loved to do on air until it was wholeheartedly ruined for me by force four and a half seconds ago was a phone number that came up. So again, this is the 1997 Comstock Community Choice. Okay. And apparently, this is a very
big deal in this town. There's a number you can call to help them vote to kind of, you know, show your voice. Yeah, make sure you're heard.
They're like, Oh, we're going to do all this voting and like, like, we're going to vote for something that's going to benefit the community today.
Yes. All in.
Yeah, it's all through TV. So it's we're assuming it's all localized voting. Yep. Because
they're like it's going to be displayed live in the community you can call into vote. And yeah,
they give you a phone number which honestly here I'll give it to you It's 931-421-7790 call it if you like
it already did it doesn't do anything. It's a downward I was.
I was so hoping like we could call it and have a cool conversation but I'm giving his hiccup popping the rest of this video is it's the votes so you call this number and you're supposed to basically vote for your the option you enjoy the most. And most of these issues are very normal like who do you want the honorary so um, so to be it's like who won Miss beauty queen? Yeah, it's a lot of those. I will say there's a combinator receiver and honored giver but there's a
name that kept coming up. Did you notice that?
Yes. The last the last name yes. Dover Dover
a couple different ones. There's a couple of different Dover that stuck out to me. That name kept coming up reoccurring in this episode. Y'all know the Dover Demon. I feel like we're about to, I'm not gonna go into it. That's for a cryptid episode.
Okay, well,
patreon.com/pod crypt corner,
you go to our Patreon, listen to her fucking cryptid shit, and you'll hear some more. So once again, we are talking about this voting system, right? There's a bunch of questions are about to be asked of the citizens of this town. They're asked to call a number and use that phone number as well as the keypad to vote. Everything I'm not going to cover the first like five selections, because it's all very, very, very
boilerplate very normal. And then we get to a question that asks what weapon should be used to sacrifice the receiver of honor now at this point, we've gotten a question that says who should be the receiver of honor and everyone should be the giver of honor and like 70 to 80 people voted right?
I'm gonna give her my excuses so here's Did you Did you notice this keep in keep track of how many people vote yes, yeah, thank
you. Yes, this good this goes off the fucking rails all by itself. So at first we start off with like 6969 was over. It was 69 for the question I just asked, which is 420 Cool. Perfect. So we get to the weird questions, and the very first one is what weapon should be used to sacrifice the Ring of Honor. And it comes up with four choices. There's like a sword blunderbuss flail, but actually
flail sword dagger and something like dagger spear spear sword beer.
That's the other one. Yeah, but overwhelmingly, the populace votes to sacrifice the receiver of honor or by dagger. Oh, no, it's 100% by dagger. I promise
it is by dagger.
You can go ahead and rewatch it I
prefer the sword. While you guys were practicing the dagger. I was mastering the blade.
Mike if you were to ritually sacrifice someone what what item would you might use? Is it a ritual dagger? Is it a claim or like what what might you use
blunderbuss in old school pirates shot down please thank you.
Country of delivery Stan. of well, maybe we don't know because they're still not fucking fly. eggs in our chat is a calm, there are a couple of nails pretty great. What would you say this is? Dagger? Is that we should say is that we're saying?
I guess that would make the most sense in this situation? Yes,
the sacrificial dagger. Yeah, it's original. So they choose dagger. They then go on. I know they then go on to basically it's a bunch of more weird ask questions. Um, there's a, let's just get down to brass tacks. The very last scene you see in this is a fucking clusterfuck of answers that you could possibly give. All of them are terrible. This actually is very reminiscent of the video Doug was talking about earlier, where the clown face was spitting out answer after answer
after answer. It kind of goes into overtime and it spits a bunch of shit out that no one fucking understands.
And in the background of all this, like there's like just a fire going.
Yeah, there's a fire going.
And there's one of the questions like upbeat music that immediately goes like dead
because it's like yeah, it's a background thing.
Yeah, and the fires changing colors.
A couple of the questions we get are like what Oregon's should we removed from the honor receiver did not expect didn't expect lungs is not expected. I thought it was gonna be hurt.
Halima Yeah, that's what I thought but no, violently the lungs are the things to be removed. Another one is what personal item should be, should be. What do they say should be placed upon the altar assumption like that? Turns out a wedding band,
I guess is Rolex. But I was wrong.
I I was hoping but no. I'm not going to go over the rest of the questions. I will say here's
another thing though. We mentioned the votes before they just start like getting bigger and bigger and bigger. I'm
getting to that. I will not go over the the rest of these questions because they get progressively fucking weird. I will say a very strong trope in this video is the name of Lazarus death. That name comes up a bunch and it asks you Are you prepared to give your life and every purpose that belongs to you to this Lazarus,
which I do think is a reference to like as a Thoth I do too, especially because in mine he mentioned being in a Lovecraftian. Let's
we're, we have some shit to talk about, buddy. And you're right. So it asks, Will you serve a Lazarus and then it shows a video of snowy trees and the sun blows up for a second? That's the end of the video.
The sun vanished.
The sun didn't finish. All of these fucking sun got blown. Yeah. And the next one we go to is a video called. This is the last videos. This is the very last video in the entire series. Yes, this is recovered footage. Boys pest control employee training video.
Also, I want to touch on one last thing before we keep going. Yeah. I don't recall some of Doug's videos off the top my head right now. But I'm gonna look back now. Because part of me thinks when they chosen Oregon to sacrifice is the lungs. Yep. If you think the lungs were mentioned in one of Doug's videos, I just got to check back at
it. I'm pretty sure they were I'm almost positive. Just like most analog
someone has it says like, how often can or how long can someone like hold their? Their breath? How long can you go without air? So the lungs I think is something that has to do with this.
I think so too. And I think that I think that specific organ in the human body is a target for extraction for some reason in this story. Couldn't fucking tell you what at this point, though? Yeah. Um, so we've gone over that. Okay, so we are under Boyd's pest control. So this was this was fun. It's it's very out of the norm. It's not quite like the videos I've talked about so far. Very Gemini. It's Yes, this honestly, I loved it. You could have ripped this directly from
Gemini. The first thing I want to talk about is the additional information you get in the description, just because this actually sets up the video very nicely. This is what it says Boyd's pest control was a fairly small pest extermination chain that primarily operated out of the Midwestern United States from the early 1980s through the early 2000s, with the chain ultimately going out of business due to poor financial management management during the last few years of the chains operation.
During the time of its operation, the company offered pest removal services for a wide range of common house Old pests such as termites, rats and ants, to name a few. Those who contracted Boyd's for pest removal often regarded them as the quote, best in the business, and had exceptional customer retention. During the nearly two decades of their operation. It's a long time just to give you a background on this. Um, you guys might be learning about a new animal. And I love this video. It
seems super cute. Yeah, a couple new ones. A
couple new ones. You see, so cute. Um, let's start with the first one. The first one is so it's gonna go over a bunch of very normal tasks. Here's some and use them and I get rid of our lights here some mice.
So here's what they do. Here's how you get rid of them. There's mice
and here are some shadow Manders.
I love the shadow commander.
What I mean they are they they are okay, so let's go over some facts about the shadow Manders. Yep. The first thing is they are invisible unless enough shadows are present around them specifically, which means if you are looking at a well lit room there could be shadow Anders there you just can't see you'll never know you'll never know
because they put chemicals in the drinking water so we can't see a specific they turn the frickin frogs gay it's like from an invincible when he's like oh yeah, the fluoride in the water is you can't see certain light. Yeah. And it's this
whole it's almost that's actually I think we just got
to watch Brady shadow Manders
are doing I'm not sure if the light shadow Manders years, but god damn it. I just saw him posted and I was like, Did I did I say I
will never know. Well, somebody will know. So the shit yeah, the shadow mentors that are not they're not a threat. They just kind of hang out. They look what you're doing. They hide out in the very edge of the shadow. Otherwise you can't see them.
And it shows a little little like mini video of that where it's like the lights are on the lights are off. See a little gecko on the wall just like a little lighter on top of his Yeah, the lights have gone. Lights are on nothing. Lights off and move. Little Vickery this little gecko on the wall. It's super cute. I loved it. It was super, super neat.
Yeah. And you know, guys, pick up a shadow banner today go to your local Petsmart just make sure they're taken care of. Yeah, because they're fucking cute in a dark room. And then we go over in another Okay, so there's several there's several things that go for you
leave shadow manners. They mentioned you can see them if you put a black light on.
Oh, yes, thank you. They do show up irridescent under blacklight. So if you're looking for him, likewise the way to go. But let's move on to the the next entity that I like talking about. I only there's only two from this video that I want to talk about because the rest are. So shadow mandirs. The other one is something called Ecto mold. Yeah, this one is fantastic. There was something in between
that there's something in between that I thought was fake. Okay. Although I don't know off the top my head talk about the ECO mode. I'll find it.
Okay, no, that's fine. I was going to touch on these two and that's about it. Yeah. The other one please. So Ecto mold is something that exists in the corners of your basement and very damp areas. It's very similar to black mold. It shares a lot of properties with it. However, the one thing that black mold does not do but at Domo does, is it brings things such as demonic possession and paranormal infestation into your household. And this is how you get ghosts. Yeah, I fucking hate
it. It's Yep, this is exactly how you do it is how you
get ghosts and Zak Bagans is Ecto mold. The video is creepy too. It's
very it's like this pulsating little like piece of like, it looks like flowy gel or Flubber with like black dots on it and just like pulsing, pulsing, and disappears. And you see like this skeletal ladies image for a second and then it goes back to being molded. It talks about like, how to kill it. One of the things you do to get rid of it, is to pour gas around the very base of the Ecto
mold. Make sure the flames like high enough to get the entire fucking conglomeration of it, but either way, burn it the fuck alive. After you do that, though, there are two very important steps to follow. There are two very important steps to follow. The first thing you do after burning it alive is call your supervisor. Call your supervisor know what has
happened here. The last thing you do before you leave the scene is to ensure all the bodies involved are charged beyond recognition and then you get the fuck out and then you get the fuck out. Yes, but that's that's that's how you deal with these weird two entities known as ECO mode and Chateau mandirs,
there was one called the disposal Mall. Oh, yeah, I didn't know if that was real or not. Because the picture looked pretty goddamn
they did a very good job. And
I'm like, Yeah, and I'm like, is that just a bacteria because it looks like a bacteria. But it's like something that like just hides like inside pipes and garbage disposals. And it's like, symptoms of infestation of sink, flooding, clogged pipes, abnormal sounds when the disposals turned on, it's like, I don't think there's real but like, part of me is like, Is
that an actual? Because if they throw in like real creatures every now with all this and they'll just be like, here's some ants and how to get rid of a mice How to Get Rid of crickets, how to get rid of them. Ecto mold?
Yeah, yeah, no, it's, they go over some very, very, very normal things, and then some very not normal things. And that's, again, analog horror. But if you guys were wondering how to deal with Ecto mold and shadow Manders, burn it, we got you on fire. But yeah, that he is. Okay, thank you so much. That's the rest of these. Well, at least the interesting entities that are found in this very last video of the Minerva Alliance. There is another kind of ancillary place where you can
grab information. They do have a Twitter, and it's just the Minerva Alliance. And its fan fucking tastic penis. Thank you so much. Okay, so after this fucking story that we've taken you through. We are going to turn our attention to the twitter twitter if any of you have listened to a little podcast known as Welcome to Night Vale. Oh, are really I haven't I haven't No, have you really never read? Okay, read a book. You read the book of gotchas. Almost the same thing.
It's essentially like a bulletin for just weird fucking events. And actually, I'm gonna fucking switch it up and you guys. So the first one we look at that I'd like to share reads. Reports of fall streak holes suddenly forming above Myrtle Beach, South Carolina have been made in the past hour. No action is currently necessary. However, we will monitor the situation provide an update if the situation worsens. Dash
Well, we de bullied, bullied. Yeah, like the country, the
guy that's been talking to us.
Oh, if the beliefs sorry, you are thinking
of the lies not that. I'm another great little excerpt from the Twitter as a little update about a college that says Update Cypress Valley college officials have announced that the entirety of the campus chapter of Tao Omicron Zai sorority seemingly vanished from campus on the night of 11 for 2019. immediate investigation by my Nerva personnel is underway. I'll flip dash great horn. Just fucking bring it all first
full full circle.
The last one is again guys, you can find this fucking text based adventure please send it our way because I want to play it. They they hint this little like text adventure saying if you encounter a text based adventure, with this opening screen, it is advised that you do not play it under any circumstances. Reports show that this game adapts to the person playing and can present scenarios that mentally affect players severely signed great horror.
I want to play text based adventure Yeah, it's like honestly like Oregon Trail Yeah, the original Oregon Trail are all those fuckin text RPGs like it's just like all of that but this is just a little bit of what you're gonna find here. It's a lot of like anomalous events. Little just think SCP and like they're the the times that we've covered the exploration logs. That's the conglomeration of these videos. So if you enjoy that shit fucking go check this shit out. A
doobie sounded fun. It's so good. It really is so fucking good. Everything about this whole series has been just a fucking wild ride.
It's been such a pleasure. You know who the creator is? Yes. You did want me to go over that a little bit? Didn't you? Yeah,
his name is P Finkel Thorkild think
I don't
surprise if you look and
this is Mike talking.
If you look at the description of every every YouTube video that they put up, you will see A, I guess you could say person named quarks and Rec. But in their weird is weird, pretty weird weird pretty damn sure they're the fucking creator. reason I say that is because I fucking Googled it. And we'll see how that goes. But quarks and rec did pop up, they have another YouTube channel. There's no videos attached to
it. But if you look in the recommended channels, part of YouTube when you go on to their channel, the Minerva line says pop up, then yeah, then there is also a podcast out there
in the internet that you can go and listen to and find out all about this.
I don't think they're connected, but it is called quarks and recreation. I can't tell if they're connected or not, because this podcast is sometimes fucking connected. My only thing is is from 2016. What was the other one from the MERV Alliance's from like, three years ago? 2019 is when it started. So it could be connected it very well could be.
What you're saying is we're following somebody who's already walked our path and Eva?
Maybe I don't know. But the the podcast is about things on the internet kind of like what we cover. Yeah, it is about a man named I think it was Doug who is in his 30s and I think it was his nephew Brandon. Who's like 11 and they just go over weird shit on
the internet. Doug when can we get your nephew Brandon shoulder on the on the shoulder
find his dead body great. I don't like that. But yeah, I pretty damn sure that this course in recreation purposes the creator is the creator that makes the most sense to me. I couldn't find them on like Twitter or anything like that. So as far as I know the Minerva lines is the only like, updated thing that they are continuously okay loading from
so it's this is our mind legacy type thing. This is my this is look
yeah, I don't know it's well it's not like with like, to h3 to you. PS Twitter as well or like with ch SS you have turkey Lennon's Twitter as well. I just
actually falls back into the trope of analog horror where
it's a mystery. Yeah, it's a mystery. Like I can't find got that.
We've done so many things kind of like, room does not
exist where there's no one there's no one author or something. It's like this other company which might be this course and recreation. It might be a group of people. It might be one guy. I don't know. But I think this course and REC is the person that made and if that's true, of course and rec if you're listening, hit us up. Seriously, I would like to pick your brain a bit. We had
fucking such a good time. Yeah,
MERV Alliance was very fun. So much fun.
It was so much fun to watch through. guys
that have to and that's the end of the maneuver lines that is
and guys, we can't we cannot describe how happy this fucking series made us. Like we all before we even started recording talked about how much we enjoyed this, like they were physically too drunk.
To explain
how much we like here's the thing. I would like to go out and apologize to two people want that one. The editor of this episode for having to go ever that might be going through this
supposedly, it's gonna
be Jason and to the viewer, or listener, because now you're in this they're gonna hear a much better version than we did here. Except for the people that are paying us. The people who don't pay us anything at all are going to get the most polished, most temporary never and the people who are paying there's four people that have stuck with us through these trying times of the past hour. I would also know they still advocate that the $10 Patreon is the way to go.
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It's The Iron Giant Yes.
You can leave us a voicemail and we will play that voicemail on the episode I have on my computer may play that voice mail on the
episode he's about to do that or we might
the Google phone number is 630-909-9366 You got to let me get one out at least redacted. How are they going to send us a voicemail? One Dec 1306309099366 I'll give him the one for this one you he's gonna do
like he earned it last episode let's give it to him
63090309099 That was the third time he's doing it right now
keep saying cherish it just better keep I love
you all say hi to your mom for me just slipped it right into us
could do about it because the lat Okay, the last time that was that was created as fuck and you know it and
then the one before that even Do you have anything to say to the people the beautiful people but do know
by now. One thing to say as always everybody please, please stay paranoid, but also go fucking check this channel out. You don't need to be paranoid about it. Because all you're doing is watching other people that should be paranoid. That's all you're doing. Dumbass go give him some love. I think I may have mentioned this to the Patreon but just in lieu of everyone knowing it. On Mike's birthday, which I won't docks him with on the actual
episode. In the next couple of days, no, no. In the next couple of weeks is a better way to play Go. One night, just randomly your choice. You don't know what night on a Wednesday, but it'll be random. Leave out some biscuits and some milk. And in Asia, make sure it's spoiled. You gotta leave one whole biscuit in the milk though. Like there's like a plate of biscuit say there's like a big glass of milk but one biscuit
specifically is in the milk. If you don't bike won't kiss your dad one day in the July 20s leave out a KFC biscuit. Otherwise I won't kiss her. It has to be a KFC somewhere in the July milk
2% 2% Milk one day we will I do I do die on the hill. 2% milk is best anything else is just fucking straight up bullshit. I thought that was just standard. No Laurie bought 0% And I fucking hit her with the fucking bottle just fucking awkward coded with a fucking zero percenter. I did not do that to worry. But we figured but I did like put it with my fucking Cocoa Puffs. I'm like, this tastes wrong. What kind of milk is this? She's like, I think it's the 2% Like now this is zero. I could tell
that she's like, I'm sorry. I'm like, take the bottle and dump it
in front of me. Like, no, here's the thing.
You have to take the bottle. You have to put it underneath the bridge, like a crossway like a railroad crosswave. Like the bridge,
like the bridge. Here's the thing. I ate the cereal. We're in milk, you're disgusting and drink the milk. Because my wife is incredible. And I love her and whatever she does, I accepted my wife.
That's fine. But you on the other hand, need to be taken care of hey, Discord,
she takes care of me. Goodbye, everybody. Love you all equally love you, except one of you more site for my love.
Hey, so relatively new subscriber. And really, really learning to dig through the information and have a lot of fun with that. So the other day, I was cheating on you with another podcast. Sorry about that. I'll make it up to you later. And they were talking about an alternate perspective on UFOs. We were talking the other day, about shito cattle mutilation, and blood being
drained and all that. And there's a theory that says maybe what we see as far as UFOs and whatnot, are actually atmospheric entities and we're only catching a glimpse of
what's actually there. And that it's possible that these things with cattle and whatnot might actually be the way that they see anything that might not be a rabbit hole, but it could be a puddle to splash around in and those that they cited what Fairborn anomalies which is rethinking atmospheric flight formed by mica Hank, doing away with just the tie. I'm really learning a lot with feedback. So keep it up. And I'll keep hanging on