DLUTI 066 - The Bridge: A Reddit Mystery

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thank you to all of our patrons. But thank you to you three new ones. And also Devin. But some of you guys that listen just need to crawl back in the weird hole that you came from the weird tightly latched hold, go back to the bridge that we found you under neutral.

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I'm looking for something. Oh, here it is. So on our Instagram, there was someone speaking of last names. Who said not enough hair hair on here said If y'all can say my last name correctly, I will do the highest to your Patreon give me this is the last name give me we have three good I think you said three tries I think so don't blow them all. We each get a shot. How do you how do you think that's pronounced?

Like the fucking username no

though. His last name it's in there starts with BL Lu read the comment.

Oh yeah, gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Last name is belching her

that belching or that's what you're going with?

That look okay.

Okay, so I thought that too, but it's gonna be something fucked up. I'm gonna say a different it's it looks as belching or I'm gonna go with Fletch. A blood sugar?

Why? Let me let me because it's just gonna move the L

he wouldn't have said it's hard to say. If it was just trying to fuck you up. Bleed, bleaching bleaching or if you ever heard of reverse

reverse psychology? Have you? I think that's what's happening here. I'm gonna say blush. Ginger blush. Ginger. Okay, let us know if we got that right. Not enough hair on here. I hope you're listening. That's his instagram handle. Anyway, I didn't want to interrupt. But all the weird last name things reminded me of that. So continue. I don't even remember what the fuck I was talking about the bridge? Can I start to? Do you want to start

I will say it's very funny to look at the conversation between him and himself for a lot of the comments, or her and herself.

So I didn't see any of that. I hope you can chime in on that. Because all I saw and I'll get to what I saw.

Sure that's fine. The only thing I'm gonna say is like, if you're on Reddit, depending on what app you use next to their name, you'll see the tag Oop, that's who posted it. Yeah, you can't get rid of it. You can hide it. So like there's a bunch of deleted comments of the original post or just like commenting and then replying to himself or herself. And like, I understand that people do this on social media sometimes, as well as Reddit. And they just, they usually use

This story on Reddit and dug you're in for a tale it seems because again, you don't knew nothing about this one.

I'm not even listening. Great. I'm just saying. I'm just

here to not get fine. So this story takes place in north Wales in the UK. Yeah. As the legend goes, The Legend of the bridge. This boy when he was more of a teenager this this boy found this. Like small cement bridge by a passing overhead. So you by I'm assuming that's like the highway over there.

Yeah, yeah, it is. Um, yes, the passing is overhead. By the way, Mike, if you have questions about locations just refer to me because I do a lot of location digging. Oh, I

didn't none. I did all of it. Okay, fantastic. I

have pictures about literally exactly where it is. I have coordinates like I got you. So you can always refer to me if you need Can, can we?

I will refer to

make shit up and own it. Dog. So

where exactly Wales is, as you said in Wales? Yes. Where is north Wales?

Oh, it's it's obviously North shop and blinging Is he right? No. Where's that shuffling shouldn't be a place though, Sheboygan. One so it turns out this is located

on rainbow bridge right by river right by Rainbow

Bridge for Wales

and I pretty cool track and Mario Kart.

Yeah, yeah.

I should have addressed this too that this is all taking

place in Mario. It's a spin off like there's Rainbow Road but then you have rainbow bridge which is from the spin off game called plumber cars. Plumber cars. That's what I'm thinking of Rainbow

Bridge though I should have preferenced kind of it takes place kind of on the border between like Wales and England. I mean, let me clarify runs around the coast. Do you want to break down

like UK fucking property lines real quick?

Yes, let's do that. No, it's

UK it's it's kinda close to Manchester Manchester. This is kind of this is starting to take a turn for our fucking episode of Toronto tunnel monster where we just break down all the fucking sewer systems in fucking Canada.

That was the funniest fucking shit,

but that was right off the ocean. It's right by rail bridge for any of our north Wales UK listeners. It's right around the towns of old Colwyn. And if you're driving towards this little town, I'm not pronouncing that not do it. land loss. Is that

right, Lord of the Rings character,

yes. But yeah, it's literally so it's to give you this is important. Do you have an idea of where it is? This specific section of highway it intersects with a

danger zone danger zone.

Now there's like a freight railway entrance with a couple of train tracks that they use this as a bridge to get over this bridge area is what we're talking about. Yes,

these kids these punk ass teenagers out in Wales. Were like, we want to go inside of the bridge.

It's like 10 years ago, right? Yeah, it

was 10 years ago doesn't

see a bridge and go. I'm coming inside you entered that

knock door on a day they went

okay. I'm pre I'm purely here to derail tonight. I hope you guys understand. That's fine. This is a very relaxed night. So in order for them to get into the bridge, they actually went like through Yeah, through a door but not really, because the door is locked and they didn't want to alert the police. So they went down like a fucking manhole. Well, so from what I understand, that's what I figured is they didn't want to get caught by the police. So I had the pictures portion.

So they went down this man hole essentially. Right? Yeah, no, they they yes,

they use tools to pry open the nuts and bolts that seal this fucking manhole cover.

Yeah, and they went down it and then they mentioned how they're like basically at one point had to start army crawling through this like small tunnel, you get into the inside of the bridge. And from what they're saying, it's got like this dingy s smell to it. It's like they're scraping like on their bellies like the sharp like you know how like concrete pavement can be kind of sharp and sharp rocks that hit you told me yeah, they're talking about how that's just like cutting into them a

Alright, so let me let me do this real quick. Just so I can catch myself up. Yeah. Enter scene. Fade to black. Fade in Fade In exterior. Yeah, there it is. So we have a bridge in the UK somewhere. Yep, north Wales. And now some people kids per se entered said bridge. That's all we've established it.

Yeah, I don't know why the TLDR it we've done nothing so far. I just want to make sure that I'm on the same page as all of our listeners

100%. I understand why mainly because we normally cover much more intricate topics. You guys will see why this one is not very intricate. Yes As of now,

but they find a single fold away or fold away chair facing a wall. On the wall that is facing is a partially torn page from a newspaper show owing a full naked lady in an erotic position, but they don't classify it as like porn. Yeah,

like that. Just like the Playboy cut out. Yep.

Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. They don't classify it as porn like that. They say it gives off more of a sinister field and sexy. Oh, there's reasons. More disturbing. Yeah. So here's one of the reasons why the eyes of the woman on display had been cut off from the page, but not just like ripped out. They've been removed with precision. Now, it'll look kind of like

an exacto knife. Yes.

There was they found a condom. You Oh,

but here's the phone. Seriously, get a fucking Okay. Condom filled and drenched with blood. My favorite filled, like filled with blood. That many? Well, whoever this is needs to see a doctor. So because I'm pretty sure you don't you don't come blood.

They got the fuck up out of there.

Which Yeah, I can't really blame them. Yeah,

I 100% would

not who you are going to go

to some of the pictures I would appreciate. Would you

appreciate it? So there's there's going to be two sets of pictures here. I'm only gonna go over the first one right now. Just because

Can I interject? Yeah, what's up? What would make someone come blood?

That's actually a really good question.

Is your? Is your semen in blood? not mixed? Dr. festy. Please.

Your original question. Kidney stones would definitely make somebody come blood. Oh, would it feel good? Still, it would feel good, but also painful. But some people are under that. So? Yes. I guess I don't know. But yeah, so as Mike said, they told the story about finding a lot of really weird, creepy shit down here. And they did include some photos. There's a picture of the bridge, which is it looks like an artsy photo.

Oh my god.

I didn't even think of that. It might be first I thought you yelled grandma so I know like I'll show you guys like this picture. Oh, yeah. If you brighten that up, you can see somebody's hand like holding one of the rungs. Did you catch that?

No. Oh,

yeah, it's almost like somebody's holding on that one of the rungs is very creepy. Scram. Ah, there's a bunch more pictures showing like how dark it is. This place is fucking completely black. You have to remember this is literally the under the hollow underside of a bridge that crosses train tracks over a highway. So it's very like no one gives a flying fuck about what it looks like inside but there's a hatch to get in.

It rhymes with Snoop.

Is it? Dogs?

Yes. It's Dr. Dre. They find a bunch of poop. VO in a bag. Well,

the thing is like the poop the least or cleanliness about it. They're like I'm gonna fit in this bag. On the side. The bag didn't have that much poop in it. There's a lot of totally poopy toilet paper. My question is like,

where? Where's the put where the poop go? Where's the poop? Where is the they also if

it would have been way worse if he pooped in the condom? Or someone? Remind me? Yeah, we're

getting there. All right. They also found

they found a knife. Yeah, there's

just hanging out.

Oh yeah, there's the candle. Oh, that was like melted Yeah.

So here's another thing so before we get to that, yeah, let's I'm gonna stop you a little bit right now because we're gonna get to another batch of pictures cut my happy ass

like the good rates Yeah,

the sun's coming through that so you can see a little bit better now

they can see the come blood exactly

when we find like the fucking knife and like that, but they the bloody condoms gone sadly

replaced with

a bag of poop they go they go a bit further down now because it's it's brighter out so they feel more confident. And this is when we start seeing some of the revisit. Yeah, the reason this we start seeing like this when they find that wax candle just like

attached to the wall in order I'll just go through Yeah, they come back and they see like they've got pictures of this makeshift bed. They've got picture there's like a sheet. It's like this like It's like this phone. Yeah, phone we used to soundproof our little corner in the basement. There's a sheet down there. It's dusty as fuck.

It's the chairs still there.

Yeah, the chairs that's that's one of the last things they see it but the dust is honestly it's makes it very hard for them to get like good picture. Yeah. There was Oh yeah, there's the broken padlock, which I'm sure it was from the fucking whoever this is. Yeah, like the hatch. They just broke it off. It was about a third away through the tunnel. There's a used candle, a huge used candle sitting in the middle of the

floor. They have that one that was like pressed on the wall. There's the one that's pressed in the wall, they think is like the main source of light.

They say anything about the colors of the candle.

There's one that's red. And there's another one that's on the outside. They're not black if that's true. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's not this is not a satanic ritual. Yeah.

No, all the porn kind of makes me think no.

There's a random piece of blue rope. Just chillin looks like it was tidally put back and maybe recently used. There is a liquid sitting in a standard milk container for the UK that here's the thing. It looks like it's like black and green. It looked like pee to me. It didn't have a missing persons on it. No, it did not. It looks like a jug of pee. It looks this looks like the urinal

for sure. And here is the poopy toilet paper. Just a fuckload of

your duck. I'll show you. Oh, thank you.

Yep. The big old pile of toilet paper.

Yeah, that definitely looks like shit. Here's the bag of poop.

It's like a nice old bag too.

And that was the thing that kind of gave it away. Yeah, he spent big bucks on that.

Once the dollar

at least

just to use it for a poop bag. But my thing is like, for the toilet paper that

we want to explore the front a lot of you might get not a lot of poop.

There's a crime scene. He's a crime scene tape. Stash just randomly on the floor. It's just all full of very dark. Like you have to crawl through. I feel like whoever this was had a sense of humor. They were like I'm gonna shit in this bag and grab some fucking crime scene tape because I just fucking murdered that. Also, like I feel like the shitty pod pod and

I feel like the best way to like for example, if this is like a homeless person living down there. Yeah. What better way to keep people away from your newly made home than just leaving like a knife. Yeah, whoopee bag,

so you're totally so this is what you do you you don't want people to come in your home make it look you make your like your entranceway to your home the toilet. No one's gonna come into there except for you. You're gonna be like, yeah, that was me. I'm fine. I know how my shits think we're good. Nobody else is walking over your ship mounds? So just so he knows

where all the mounds are. He I mean, to

be fair, he should at this point, he should have a fucking solid understanding. This is some of the porn, Doug. Oh, yeah. So. So the big thing on the revisit is the porn collection. Normally, you'd look at this and say like so that actually gives away the time period. Like 9097 Like it's old as fuck. The big thing about this revisit and the photos that come along with it, though, is that all of this is different.

you got no choice I'm totally

obviously does,

like the evidence of somebody living here and like, consistently coming to this place is no pun intended. V No pun intended. Also

there is a right next to the nude woman photo that they took is a picture that is basically attached to it for the band catatonia. Oh yeah, the Catalonia van, who was around from the years 1992 to 2001.

So if you needed a reference about when this revisit home was filled, there you go. But most of the like most of these pictures there, it's just here's some more stuff that we found. They find like a nail, they find some random food. And then the main events main event, is what they call the devil's chair. And it's a simple blue folding chair facing a fucking wall. Literally, it's two feet from a wall. There's

Is it like similar to like a Bloody Mary thing? Where if you sit in the chair and say like, Ricky like

yes, it might be the rest of these photos are literally just How dark is there? There was a tag from 2012 which means this is happening. Post 2012 great to show the outside world.

That's that's his

name that legit. Should How are we doing? Good.

Y'all really need me to research on episodes or?

No? Nobility scooter was his Reddit net user name and 2012 was when he went back.

Okay. Yes. And that's why there's some graffiti when they're exiting the tunnel that says 2012 That kind of links up with that to show what type of wood to verify it more or less Shingeki they leave and that's that's it. That's there's a bunch of questions on Reddit for people about like, what this is? Sorry. I'll let you guys do it.

About what did it what it is. Thank

you. Yes, they wanted to know what that is. So they asked a whole bunch of questions about it. There's not a whole lot after this and honestly that that's that's what kind of does it for me is the lack of like the finite details and stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, even comments are like get your Jimmy's just really fucking rustle. My penis is bleeding as we speak. You know if that's the way that works, but talk to the guy in the tunnel. I need some I need some answers. Give me

Now you might think it's a homeless person. But Opie was nice enough to mention that in their town. They really only had one homeless guy, and everyone loved him. And when he died, he had a big funeral. And everyone went, and I'm not making that up. That's legit.

power of friendship. Yes. Yes, the power.

So this could be the new homeless man coming in to you, sir. The old dead one. So to be fair,

I grew up in a pretty large town. And we had, like, near my house, you'd walk about 20 minutes. And he'd be at these big train tracks that went over the DuPage River. Yeah. And literally everyone that I knew in high school would go there and fucking smoke weed or drink or whatever. It's just like in the middle of a forest, basically. And you would have graffiti you'd find porno mags you'd find condoms like you'd find everything there. Yep, like nothing. You wouldn't find a

Yeah

that's how you that's how you have sex is you develop the memory from the person that yeah.

Wow I'm swapping you read a book. So I mean we've found a lawyer to

come swapping is now hanging on

I just made that up so I doubt you did just look up snowballing and figure it out come swab it's where you inject your calm into someone else's penis.

It's just porn videos. Yeah, yeah. I expected like an Urban Dictionary. I didn't get that out. Anyway, it's

just and Mike doesn't surprise anyone

know that? I mean, so again, I'm naturally just going to say this is just some fucking homeless person but all the weird shit and plus, it's dark is fucking they're homeless people need light as well. This

guy's their energy. So they're

people like people need to go out and see the day like yeah, if he's homeless, I'm assuming he doesn't have like a flashlight. And if he does, handle Yeah, and the candle can only give you so much weight, you know? And that's going to run all night. What if you wake up in the middle night your candles out? You gotta go tinkle. You can't find your bottle.

Judging by the condition of that area. I don't think they gave a fuck about where they went. And if they had a bottle near them cool, but well, also

it's a homeless guy. Why are you going so deep in to the bridge

all the way to the end? Yeah,

why not just safety. That's one of the points

that made it a little sinister for me, especially for how the guy who went to like explore all this shit described it. He specifically said that if you were ever trying to escape, it would be fucking hell. Purely because of the amount of tight spaces you have to squeeze through the amount of like ducking you have to do like if you're being chased in an area like that. And you're running away from someone. You're not

I swear to God if like rap are confirmed rat muck of sorting out if like fucking Saul 20 takes place under this bridge.

This specific one. There's a near Rainbow Bridge. Yes,

we're in north Wales. I would not be surprised

No. Like that. That was the part that like threw me like, Yes, I can see how this could be real, right? Like obviously there's nothing really embellished about this. We have photos. There's no like, Mike, I'm your story. I'm curious. How did you come across this one? I'm actually very curious as well. Did you search up bloody condom? Again,

I searched rat most No, I honestly don't remember how I stumbled across it. See, I stumble across these the same way that you guys stumble across like, we're like, like kept three or something. Do you even recall how you did that? Or did you just find it one day because you were looking up creepy shit. And it was in like the fucking next day? Yeah.

Yeah, I was watching all of next post videos. Oh, I was like,

Cool. I just kind of I look up like, just weird shit on the internet. And then I just find a Reddit post. And then that will link me to another post. And then that will link me to another post. And then I'm in a different sub. And then I go to a different place. And then I'm in a different sub, and I just go down the fucking line until I find whatever the fuck this is.

And that is how this podcast was born.

Yeah, I don't

want it. Which brings up a great point that I know probably the first two posts that I'll be posting on Twitter when I take it over. Nice.

Oh, yeah, that's right. If we hit 100 Spotify reviews Oh, yeah, right. Like 173

Oh, God, it keeps going. So quick, quickly, missy. Fucking get my shit to 7426 start prepping. But no, like, I this is a good time as ever for do you guys want to just belt it out? Do we think this is what this is

real or fake? On? Go? Ready? 123 go

fail. I mean, it's real. People live in sewers all the time. I think it's fake. Okay. I think they just wanted to make a fun Reddit story. So they were like, Let's put this knife here. Let's put this muddy shit in his bag. Called the ship poop. Yeah. I don't know. I think it's just too random to be real. Let's see. That's kind of if there was no candle or light source in the room with the chair, looking at the porn wall. How was he looking at the porn when there is no candle in that room?

It's real. It's 100% Real I changed my mind. Everything's real. You're totally right.

So you see you think it's fake purely based off the fact that oh nine tenths of the room.

I'm sorry. I remember how I found this. Now. I found this because I found the box of crazy and rare room 322 Yeah, and this was in a, like an article about like, the weird is weird Reddit stuff. That's how I found it. Oh,

nice. So you think it's fake purely because of the items found?

I think it's just too good to be true. They didn't find a homeless man.

See, that's why I think it's real. There was no like, reveal. There was no they it was building up building up building up and then it just said like and then we left. Like okay, that is a real story. That's a normal fucking story if you were if you were trying to create a good rule so

if I'm a homeless person, was there a picture of the bloody condom? No, no. Okay.

If I'm a homeless person, that's the one detail I wish if I had if they had a picture of a nice small homeless person I'm not leaving my weapon behind. I've taken that with me everywhere because who the fuck knows I might come across rat Ma. Oh arm air to come across right

my that might be his lair weapon.

Oh, and he has a really a flail on him.

A giant fucking flail. A nondescript, he's

got one weapon in every room. And that's just like the last resort weapon like I'm in my last my last room. All I have is a shitty steak knife.

Well, let's think about this. Okay, I thought you were talking about the bloody condom and he was just like

when he cook wag coagulates it it hardens up and he does

all the comma separates from the blood and babies. No, so this one it just doesn't it doesn't have the allure of a like a fiction story to me. So the one thing about the knife that I'd like to draw attention to as well as the body condom. To blood filled condom, right? Yes. Full of blood. Yes. There's only one way for blood to get on the inside of a condom.

You threw up that?

It came out of whoever was using its payments.

Also, how why is he having a condom? If he's homeless? Who's the fucking No, no,

we have to throw that into the picture. If Well, to be fair, I guess we have to assume

he fucking that oh,

you know condoms cost less than a home's right.

No. I mean, that means he's fucking Why is he using protections? Yeah, can off

so he's not just sitting there jerkiness? Fucking he's shitting peeing in a corner. This so this is this is this story at first by the way, Mike and I'm so sorry about this. I looked at this and I was like, Why the fuck are we talking about this? And I put all the little pieces together of the knife, the blood filled condom. The fact that you probably wouldn't use that by yourself the fucking abandoned area. The fact that somebody's living

it's multiple individuals and that's why the condoms in place

I don't like that.

I mean, that makes sense cut in there. If he's shitting in a corner and peeing in a corner Why not come in a corner? The slick some weird fucking $15 duty Patreon

calm corner oh my god final seat Oh no, I don't even want to get into that

we're a bunch of see men you know just sees everyone know

c'est la. vie. What do you think about all this as somebody who's coming at this very like coming in

blind? Yeah,

I don't was coming in blind consider so dark and that that total

Yeah, no, you you write you write? I don't know I guess I mean to me it just sounds like someone with some mental health issues was down in the sewers doing some dirty shit. Yeah. Mike. What do you I you think this is fate? Yeah, I've

stated why we are no one. Yeah.

So what the biggest reason I think this is real, I think is because of where it's located. It's located on a highway that literally runs from the west coast of the UK. all the way into Manchester.

They put the whales the dam Welsh is that the welfare of Wales Welsh? Yes, the Welsh

how many the Wales this bridge is located on a main strip of this highway that happens to pass by this town that I'm assuming this guy is from right? Yeah. How many people do you think drive on that road? Daily?

I'm gonna guess a lot of FUCKLOAD right?

Could this possibly be just like, let's say he doesn't he doesn't live in this. Maybe it's a truckers pitstop, and they're like, Yo, I'm gonna go to the blood come down. I'm passing through whales. That thought like

might as well. I've been good. What if this is just some

random dude that lives in the UK somewhere. Found this location on a major, very accessible highway might I add there is a there's a service ramp. I have the fucking Google Maps up service ramp that goes from then the actual highway directly up to where that entrance is.

Maybe there's some stupidly easy way to get into that room at the end. Yeah, that we just don't know about. They did they did. And they're just in there and then all these people are like I got a traverse mentioned that like, like three fourths of the way through they found like a padlock. So for all we know that padlock came from the other end. Yeah, that could be it to that mean, there's, there's a lot of what ifs for this one. And I like because this is just there's so there's no

I'm hoping there's not too many. I don't want to put too much like frill on it. I just want to make sure it's Yeah, yeah. But we're all very excited.

A buy me a coffee.com/delivery pod. Although let's be real. It's gonna be beer that you're buying us. And also, we just had some beer being bought by us as well. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not going into that again. All right. Sorry about that. Whenever we fucking tried to pay moot for God to have

art, he was like, here's some beer. Oh, yeah. Moo, moo. Anyway, we also wanted to say, you can find us on our socials at deluded pod on YouTube or dont look under the internet, Schultz bustin per usual, this bussen. Respectfully, I just want to say, you could find us again on our socials delivery pod. You can find us on our Google phone number. If you are cool, and leave us a voicemail.

go to the core episodes chat and drop us your concept art for the diluting stand flag and officers go in there and have fun because we have a great community in the discord. Everyone's very fun and everyone's very nice. That leave us a review on Spotify that that works wonders again. Once we hit 200 Doug takes over the Twitter for a day and then leave us an apple podcast review. I will read it on the show. I know it might take me a while but I will

Please use it otherwise, we're paying six bucks a month for nothing.

Yes. Jason, what do you got for us?

Um, not a whole lot. Oh, yeah. I

also want to say okay, Rob, your daddy's told me and go nah, Nina

Nina Nina well if you didn't have anything to remain paranoid about now you can fall asleep to the terrifying which is getting smarter I need to like write a program that says when he hit when it hears Mike saying the phone number just fucking believe it you know it's amazing though. And post we can just take it out

now you bitch. I won't

out of respect because that was a good one. That was a good one he got fucked him over for far too long at this point. I don't know guys, stay fucking paranoid. Don't visit any Weird underpasses of bridges or do and if you do please fucking with any type of photo evidence of what's in there, especially if it's creepy, let us know what you think about the story because like this normally we cover some that are they barely toe the line of reality, but most of the time it's very very

also live under a bridge and are a troll, send us pictures of your bloody condom.

So I actually have some fun stuff to talk about.

That became very skewed.

So I spoke with someone today. Okay, that I'm fanboying over just a little bit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How do you go from bloody condom to that? No, I had to just switch that. So I spoke to a person today. And we'll call him Aiden Elliot, because that is his name. And if you don't know who Aiden Elliott is, that is the creator of the Sun vanished. I spoke with him today. And we might have some fun things in the works for you guys. So I just wanted to throw that into the the either. Yes. And she asked

we got to Turkey to here's the thing. I don't mean to cut you off. Yeah, you do. Okay, you finished your thing first, and then

yours is way more important. No, no, he's

right. Okay. But no, go ahead. Go ahead. Go. No, no, no, no,

you speak.

I just want to say I have gotten like a solid Boehner. No, I have gotten a fuckload of requests from people to be on the show. And I want to kind of put out there into the ether real fast. You have to address this, that we do want to get people on the show. But we also, you know, have to have people on the show that are at the deck. Yeah, go ahead. And

I'll be the deck here. We don't want to have people on the show, purely just so they can be on the show. We don't want that. And like I know a lot of you have expressed interest in coming on talking to us, we would love to talk with you guys. What we don't want to do is put out content that really has no business being put out.

of every every person that messages people. Yeah. As much as I would love that. Because how awesome is it to have like fan like, a full time gig

we can talk 100% guest talk show Yeah,

but right now how right now it stands. If we have people on, it's gonna be people that have like, are on theme. Sorta as you could say, you know, like, Eden on like, we covered we son van, we would

like to have creators on we want to get creators. That's exactly what I'm looking for. That's the word which brings me you know, you know, obviously, we have moved on here. Every so often. He's basically the fourth member of duty, and he doesn't even know it. So there's that we have

we have one person that we're expecting to have on because it's for a good reason. Oh, yeah. Um, but outside of that. We don't really plan on just having guests on for the sake of having guests on at the moment. That is something that we can look into later on. Don't get us wrong. Yeah, love to talk to each and every one exactly. But right now where it stands, we want to put creators on because we want to be able to talk to the creators and talk to the people whose ideas we've

the fact that he called us and said I would love to be on the show, aside from us being like, Who do you want to be on the show? Like yeah,

so insane to me. That's kind

of where so I guess with the, you know, spoilers, since we're talking about it, like obviously, like I talked to adn or Aiden? Oh, no. And, you know, we're trying to work out something with him possibly get them on. We'll see what happens. We don't know. Nothing's in concrete. Yeah, that's it. Yes. But that being said, Yeah, I mean, we just want to make this a place for you guys to learn about these weird things. Obviously that's is what we do.

lot of these people have like, no recognition.

Yeah, I mean, you're you're absolutely right, though. But yeah, again, it's not I just want to put that out there. Because I have been reached out to a lot in the past couple of weeks. And it's again, I want to get everyone that I can on but that's just not a feasible thing that you're doing.

Like I would I would love to have now I have my office where we talk about we talk to guests. Yeah, oh, well, I have my

own ideas. Once we start getting like a little bit bigger to where I have more time that I can put towards this, I have my own ideas for like discord. So I would say if you want to get on the show, in some form, in the future, get into the discord, because I have a lot of ideas that I'm going to be using for the discord that is going to integrate or put in like fans Ventile word intricate. It's gonna bring fans and and and and it's going to be a lot of like fan

interaction interaction. It's actually a great point to make. Not to cut you off or anything. But no, go ahead. Perfect. I wouldn't want to interrupt you.

Yeah, I would never do that to you.

So one other thing I want to go to. One other thing I'd like to just put out there is that we've been talking about this, and we've been kind of fumbling around with what's going to happen. SCP. Yes, you guys, more than likely will be getting new episodes of SCP. They will be a little different than what we normally do. But whatever essence of the episodes

We'll get there eventually.

We were a little too gung ho. We had we had big ambitions. Yes. We were very excited about this whole thing. We still are. It's just we know our limits now. Yeah. Yeah,

yeah, well, on that point,

I will report up. What I got a drink. Pour it up. I drink pour. Now

this is two. I've always drink pour to the fans. One more klinken drink to the fans. To all of you that are making all this possible for us. This goes out to you.

And can we just shut up Devon CONOPS one more time. Devon

CONOPS This

is seriously man that was so unexpected. We didn't we don't expect you guys to ever go over the allotted amount that we said and whenever you do we freaked the

fuck out. We literally came out for like half an hour I think

he like took a poop and then came running down the stairs like oh my god you see what happened?

Leaving the fucking the last one with up Definitely 15 I came round on this yet like you guys

are you guys continue to blow us the fuck away we just feel so much love from you guys. We're not going anywhere so thank you guys so much for all of this but when you hear the clink drink, please fucking drink

goodbye I love you