DLUTI 064 - 2h32 (a nightmarish opera simulator)

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and I'm hoping that you guys you know appreciate what we're about to do with that box. Smash it boys, boys. It's my I'm I would smash boys. I'm thinking this episode is probably gonna last us somewhere around the two hour 32 minute mark

that honestly is for tourists. isn't a very good guest one because of the content and two because of the content.

Yes. I say that, because of our topic today is called to h

three to do h 320.

Don't worry, I don't actually think this is going to last two hours and 32 minutes but

like a carnival like

duty.

Oh, that would have been nice. Yeah. If you dug this reminded me of you when I found it and hated it. Why? I hated it, because it reminded me of Kepler. Yes. Fucking happy. You said not so much like, plot wise, but like the way it's filmed? Yeah, really got me. I hated it. But the minute I saw this, I was like, Ooh, this is creepy. It's they're gonna enjoy this.

I would describe this as if kept through E. and slipped, not booked and had a child. That was nonfiction.

Arg analog thing, Laurie?

Yeah, if you go on YouTube, you could find two h three two on there. They got about 50k Give or take

something. Yeah, it's in the 50 Carry? Yeah,

there are. You could say 31 videos total. Some of you don't have to watch. But this is still a continuing thing. It looks like the last upload was two months ago. Yeah. And every video is two minutes and 32 seconds long. Weird and every video is also uploaded on the 23rd at 2:32am. Yep. Every month. weird, wild, wild India

dedication. Upload plan. Yeah.

So I would say relative trigger warning. And I only say that because there is a lot of gore thrown into these. So if you don't let them go or like me,

I actually listed out a bunch of themes that we're going to see, which I think might help. Fantastic TV Tropes site. No, actually, I just wrote these down as I watched it. I'm so proud of but yeah, so like, just as far as a trigger warning goes, this is very body horror.

Membership. You're gonna

see terrorizing torture chains, bandages, a lot of red blood. The list goes on

the things that will give you anxiety wrapped up in a human if you will.

We have such pleasures to show you.

I almost bought a fucking Clyde Barker book. Nice stuff. Flea Market the other day.

I forgot he wrote books.

Yeah, no, me too. I was like,

What the fuck is this do anything outside of the Hellraiser series is just him being on acid because I've seen like his paintings.

Have you seen Hellraiser? That was also him on ask. And that's his

like, least fucked up.

Kind of reminded me of Hellraiser. Actually,

this reminds me of a lot of Yeah.

Yeah. So yeah, just be prepared. Obviously. We're gonna tell everyone watch along as we go. There is a like chronological order, you can go about this. Some people have, we're gonna go towards this one in upload order. Basically, playlist order. Yeah. There's four playlists, we're gonna go over basically the initial two. Yeah. The first one labeled to A to H three, two and the other that is Roman numerals. 4232. Yeah. The other ones we're not really including. You'll see why we might

touch on Yeah, third, let the grand opera playlist Yeah, just because that's the it's weird. So in case you didn't know, we're currently in the middle of Act Three, I think.

Yeah, you can say that

because there's only a couple of videos in there. So I'm assuming there'll be more coming out but you're like you said the last one was uploaded how long ago two months ago two months ago. And usually it's every month on the 23rd at

32am. So we'll see what happened this is still

going that's why we don't want to cover it yet because we it's still freshly going we're gonna cover most of the stuff that we already know that's concluded

we'll cover what we know.

Yeah, also, you know, I'm going to say this because it has a tail is always time this is diluted podcast. You fucking figure it out. Yeah, because this one is I still don't understand what's going on. I've watched like three videos on what the fuck the plot is supposed to be. I still don't get it. So here we go. Episode one is labeled as EPS a video one is labeled to h three two.

auto pilot I call this the overture sure you could do that as well. So one thing that you guys are gonna see is there's a very heavy opera theme in this and the reason I say overtures because an overture is the like the musical intro Oh to an opera that you hear you know the tone for every

I'm not gonna funny because

that's one of the last videos not to say I'm not gonna call an overture because mine is I have one labeled Overture on here so no that's

I understand that it's labeled that there's the difference between chronological and playlist order things we're not going into it guys this one is purely interpretive. Yeah as of now it's still ongoing you'll understand why in a second but like we're we're gonna be saying things and probably be corrected because we're not quite right because nothing about this is fucking right. So bear the fuck with us, please. Yeah,

and you'll hear a lot more at the end. Anyway, so in this weird like preview for things to come it shows you things like a bloody sack hanging from a tree. And then like a person just standing in like this dark. Like like corridor that's like flooded with water. And then it just cuts done nothing. Yeah, actually, I can't say nothing. It cuts to the timer going from the two hour 30 minute mark up to the two hour 32 minute mark. Yep. As is tradition with most

the fun thing about multitrack no one will know that's happening.

I hope you keep it in for the fall at this point I have so as he gets close to the door he kind of like is right against the crack of where it open. And something just pretty much reaches in and grabs them. Like it shows like the camera hit the floor and then shows them being like dragged out by his feet.

Not gonna lie. This is a fantastic start. Yeah, yeah,

this reminds me a post content yellow.

This video actually, I won't go into it right now. But I have a theory about this specific video. So shut your mouth and keep talking. Okay.

But brain I just went cross eyed. So shut up when you're talking to me, we get a glitch cut to that person that just opened the door and they are now wrapped up in a burlap sack with chains around them covered in blood. Someone kind of just walks up to them from behind them and while this is happening there's like applause going on in the background and like the lights on and like it's a spotlight like they're on a fucking stage or something. And the person Thank you. Thank you.

where we all share one brain so yeah.

So this person walks up behind the person that burlap sack and the video glitches and it shows the burlap sack person being carried away. Then we get the timer going from two hours 30 minutes to two hours 32 minutes and then it stops and then we just get this weird creepy transition is really fucked up face like it's a creepy looking face. I do not like it one bit the third video is called door and you guessed it, it's a door again. It's actually the same door but it looks like it's from like a

First being dragged. One will do just one was voluntold

through the door the other volunteer The next video is called inside we get weird Burnham

or

the movie or yeah not the inside out with fucking

Fluffle love Fergus whoever's name ding Bing bong

bing bing that was a very drastic

looking for a voice actors name. Both of those batshit insane

so we get this cushy imagery of a bunch of monsters and this like, I guess. I don't know what to call a wall building something that has like graffiti on it.

Grand Total sewer. Yeah, thank you.

The new VHS the newer was with the racking. Yes. You watch the newest one. I haven't watched the

best one. Okay, whole thing. I think

that yes, that story. The rest of them are garbage. Yeah, that one was fantastic. Watch the new VHS.

Okay, so let after the glitchyness don't care we see

a podcast we only talk

about we get a

image of this gate. And it's got at least this like graffiti area that looks very similar to the one that we saw in the glitchy imagery that we then cut to someone kind of, you know, running through this like dark wet, damp tunnel. The next video is called atrocious dog. You mentioned this before. A lot of these videos do sound like death metal band, song titles. I think you're the one that mentioned that. And

Jason did mention Oh, Jason, you

mentioned it. Okay, great. I thought it was you but I guess it was you it was me. Jason these do sound like death metal band. Yeah, song titles. You're

right. We fucking do.

Atrocious starts off with us being focused on a tree at night. And we see this large like burlap sack

strung up from the tree. That seems to be a very common theme.

It's like burlap is cheap. That's

that's one of the things I wrote down

on my theme list.

Burlap is cheap.

didn't add is cheap. But now that you mentioned that it probably is very

cheap to store potatoes. Apparently bloody bodypart SCP

potato chip one that we did finish potatoes. Yeah.

But this burlap sack has been hung hung up on this tree by chains and it's like leaking blood. It is just a Gusher. Button. It's just boot

moons bringing it back to boot and blood.

We then see something like that we see something like pull the sack down from the tree and just start to drag it away. And the camera person just kind of like follows the burlap sack as it gets dragged through like this field the sound Why would you do that? Why would you follow when this go away?

I would honestly tell me that if you saw something similar to this, that you wouldn't at least stick around for a second. No The fuck is going on? I would not Oh, that's probably why I would die.

This brings me back to the things I want to say at the end of the fucking god dammit. Yep, you'll have your time to shine just to derail us for just a small Smidge a second. Whenever I hear Mike talking about like stuff that we do, it's like all these fucking wires start clicking in my head like

seriously that I'm I'm in the same fucking wavelength because I will research something to death. I have no idea what the fuck it means. Mike will start us off and then all of a sudden just everything falls into place.

I'll say something like and then he pulled off the carrot and you guys be like, Oh my god, the carrot comes into play.

But God damn carrot. God dammit.

The next video is called abominable and not like the snowman. That's Adama double.

That's abominable. And not like abdominal. You're right honorable snowman and

not like Fabio, not like Fabio who is the abdominal I want to set the abdominal so abominable shows us Yeah, a lot of right said

I don't know why that's for my brand.

We are again in the woods at night.

Mike is a trooper for trucks.

The cameraman notices a red cloaked figure figure can't see I'm sorry I didn't even hear that until you said so.

Fucking how continue please try. She

Alright, give it a pause.

Water in

the next video is abominable. And

I know I'm sorry, dude. You just gotta keep going.

Because it's guys if you're wondering why they're laughing is because I made the joke earlier that Fabio was the

ad abdominal that you understand. I'm leaving that right?

Yeah, no, that's what it is. So again, we're in the woods at night and the cameraman notices this red cloak tips. figure.

And immediately,

immediately after seeing this figure, the cameraman falls to the ground just starts vomiting blood. And I mean, just tossing cookies. Like

there's no other way you think it means. Yeah, that's

tossing salad. No, I'm tossing healthier and better.

The next one sorry, I got liquor in my beard. The next one is called Doctor. This is this is the weird one. The camera is like hell a blurry like you have no idea what's going on here. All you do is you see what looks like a face but again, you can't really tell because it's blurry could be a hand looks like a face. A face

could be a face be a melon flicks a cocoa nut,

Randy Savage lose. Mine

could be your hand it looks like face to face. There's a flurry face and music is playing in the background. The only thing you hear other than the music is what sounds like surgery taking place during this entire time and you hear like people like moaning and anguish in the background. And I fucking hate it. I don't think it's a hand. I think it is a face that we're zoomed in on because you can kind of see like the shine in their eye. And hands don't shine.

Doug, I know what you mean. I just want to talk about things that happened later.

Don't get there. Okay,

so it's hard.

Our next one is called a Luer. So a lot more. In this one. The camera person finds someone in the woods. So they think around the tree they see like what looks like their feet. And they're just like,

oh shit,

uh, dude, I'm gonna get the drop on him. And he like goes around the tree. He's been pumped. It's actually Ashton Kutcher just sitting in the woods at night. Covered in mannequin feet.

natural habitat,

but the guy was tricked. Let it'll just there's this mannequin features lying around the floor just all over the place. And then there is just this loud just scream like blood curdling scream. And it seems like the camera gets dropped. And it just glitches that's it. There's spoopy

that's very spooky. Virus

Virus. Virus.

him Mike, what would you what number would you allocate? You just talked about eight would you say it was eight episode

a cool that means episode nine is next.

So we do move on to this next video called ascension. I'm so happy that this got broken up the way it did. Because ascension is the only video in this series. That does not give you that normal like two hour and 30 countdown timer to two hour and 32 It literally starts with like a very old MS DOS IBM computer booting up says the last time that it was actually logged into was in 1980 at 113 in the morning. That's a long fucking time ago.

That's like 40 years ago.

That's fucking 42 years. Jesus. Jesus that's almost as old as my dad.

That's almost as old as I am.

Oh my god. Nine years less No. Wait, no, it's not. I was born 89 8009 year

old Yep.

Ever 1.0 So this is again this is the first video with a different screen you see this IBM computer booting up and you see a bunch of like syntax errors, probably because it's different time and date from what they're trying. And somebody tries entering like a fuckload of to h3 to over and over again saying something's

Well, how would you describe the face would you say it's like a mask? Would you say it's like a bandage rep.

Would you? I can't really tell if a bandage rep or a mask and I know what you're doing. Okay, you can't tell

I'm just I wish I could.

I like how you're kind of giving away already what it is because you didn't list any other like, options? Is it like, is it bandage? I mean, who knows?

What else do you wear on your face? Like,

is it there are other options? There are

not the guy with the condom on his head like it's none of those.

Absolutely right,

but that's the NBN foil.

If you don't know, maybe saran wrap.

You know that is actually a pretty fucking valid question because that maybe, maybe you see the so you see this x, it cuts back to the time chained to two hours or 2:32am and cuts back you see the blurry face and it's done. We went on the next one named opera starts off with like this red tinted like moon like full moon night. Moon nights. I would love nothing but moon night for the rest of this

the worst part looking once I saw that looking back on my videos, they are always barefoot. How uncomfortable is that?

Yeah, so one of the things I have on my theme list is feet feet

like it's Nickelodeon boots. Because the guy that ran Nickelodeon was a pervert and like, yeah, or, or the guy that gear, Quinn Tarantino, he's a pervert he likes to do be like

Jeff Goldblum. And he's very open about that. Yeah, like, like that's his personality

and Wrangler Jeans.

So yeah, we get this man running with this just fucking these shredded pants and he's running frantically through a dark forest. No shoes or anything. He's cut up. And he's running, running, running. And all of a sudden you hear like this strange grunt and the camera goes all wonky when it comes back and shows that he's fallen and there's a chain wrapped around his foot.

You know, he can't move. His pants wouldn't be torn up if he had to quality pair like Wrangler Jeans. Go wrangler.com/to Get 15% off your next pair of Wrangler Jeans.

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So we get snared by this chain. And he starts understandably freaking the fuck out. Now, I debated mentioning this here and now or waiting until later but I think I'm going to just because we are trying to give everybody an in depth explanation of what the fuck is going on here. So one of the things you see in this video, you don't notice it right away until a later video. You see this this guy's foot being ensnared by this chain. Right, I know

what you're about to say and contraire, I noticed it immediately.

Everybody clap it might I'll clap my to myself.

But note, at the end of this like this chain leading off through the forest at the end of it, you kind of see just this red glowing dot you don't quite know what the fuck that means. But you do see it and it's very out of the ordinary. Pay attention to that because that's going to be a very important theme through all of this red dots mean important. Pay attention, take notes. Make sure you know where you see them when you see them and who's around when you do see them in this case DoD

as recruiters I mean that's why you should pay attention. Most people don't know where that is.

You're absolutely right.

They're not all red dots though bro.

No they're not I was just trying to come up with a joke because I want to be funny so bad

just laugh You are

funny Mike you are inherently hilarious

here to kind I try this was this was my favorite video of all of them by the way yeah the one yeah where he gets his foot tied up and everything yeah I fucking loved it only because what this whole thing was missing this like I don't want to call it a chase scene. But it was missing some sort of like like like the victims escaping and

I thought that too until I saw the video right after Yeah, but like the first time I watched it I didn't quite get it.

There was something so like, painful but it like satisfying about seeing them like running hitting the floor. And you hear like the chain like the

noise like whatever is on the other hand just like and then we want to do we want to sample it. Fuck this sounds like sure because it's been warning everybody it's very creepy it's very disturbing and make you feel things that you don't want to feel and I mean we'll touch more on that later but like fuck it let's sample this shit

yeah

yep that is akin to what you're going to hear in a lot of these videos yeah it's very very similar this one is a little bit more disturbing

some of the other ones it's singing a song it is don't know what song but in

the background there's just fucking guttural horrible blood curdling screaming you see a chain thrashing back and forth and you know that on one end of the chain is our crow tag good protagonists is a very good word for it. I was gonna say main character but I don't know if

that's Did you know The Man from Tennant? The main idea doesn't have a name. He's just called the protagonist.

Wow, original.

I actually never noticed that he

has never once given a name. Oh, weird,

man number one.

Are you so good. So this is so this is kind of the tone you're going to get in a lot of the videos in this playlist. This one's a little bit more uncomfortable just because you do

John David Washington. Cool. Great. That was his name. I forgot he was supposed to be the Green Lantern I think Sorry. Go ahead. No,

you're fine. Oh, man, I cannot wait for it. Okay. So there's a bunch of singing as you heard. So as this is happening, one thing that does happen is all of the light turns red. That is a giant theme throughout this entire fucking series that like the coloration of whatever you're watching is going to determine like whose perspective you're looking through more or less so like pay attention to that for sure. That will become much more apparent in just a few videos I

promise Yeah, when he went I should have mentioned in my video when the guy is just up chucking yes read

that is the theme that I have written down on

the last thing I have written down about so proud of your themes. I'm really happy for you.

Class so the Litchi

Did you really cool Nice.

Last thing I have written down about this video. Mike they literally tacked on Aliens after the plot was done in 10 Cloverfield Lane. How is that a fucking good movie?

Right? makes no fucking sense.

None whatsoever. Like, what the fuck are you? People wouldn't notice that. Are you kidding me?

Are you telling me I don't like 10 Cloverfield Lane, any regular Cloverfield,

the next video what's happening is called origin. And this is like a this is a continuation. So the very first scene you see in this one

is are you yelling at me? Not.

It's fine, mom.

You're gonna be in so much trouble when she gets here from her other house.

So this this next video called origin is a direct continuation of this last video, which I will say is a fucking rarity. When it comes to this series.

You're a rarity when it comes to my friendship because you're such a good friend Kai have such

a fucking raging heart on right now.

I know raging clue.

He clue. You want to check out my clue, Mike. But yeah, so this video origin, it's a continuation. So the first thing you see is the chain thrashing wildly just like you just saw the screaming, the music, yada, yada, yada. But then it cuts and you see a man in white sitting in a white chair. There is I'm sorry, there's one thing I forgot to fucking mention. In the last video with ascension, you'll see a brief clip of a red chair which is pertinent and actually

Where's the like, you just don't care.

I hate the fucking noise that's happening to

you. It's It's so uncomfortable. Like I hear sounds similar to this every fucking day at work. This one is not okay. Basically what happens is this figure and white who's got his back face the camera sitting in this white chair. He's just sitting there he's holding a chain in one hand. Chance another thing, which should give you a hint as to who you know who's on the other end. The other one? No. You see him raise a hand. It's like a finger too. And he like switches it

it. I was just about to say he's waving his hands around like it's like a conductor. Yeah.

Holy shit. That's a much better so I've been calling fucking spoiler alert. I guess the guy in the white. I've been calling the ringleader because it reminded me of a circus. I have like 40 names for this guy. Honestly, I think I want to call man doctor from now on man. One, man, man. Well, I

don't want to get into all the names, but I'll call him these names when I go over mine. And we'll all converge on. I'm okay. Yes. Well, there's there's an there. We will name him on this episode. Yeah,

absolutely.

But yeah, he like he breaks his bones. It cuts again real quick. And you see the chair. But instead of a person, it's now facing the camera. It's kind of photographic sitting on top of it. And it is playing very slow down version of Mr. Sandman. Which is horrifying. And you see the six hands three sets of six, six separate hand three sets of hands. I don't know how to describe this. six separate hands from behind the tree. Just kind of like caressing branches and just being very similar. There.

What's it called? And you're talking talking? Yeah. Like touching, touching. Touching. Yeah. Some of

them are definitely finger tutting finger, just like stroking

finger tutting.

But it's jazz

hands.

Yeah. Is this jazz hands?

Do do jazz hands at one point through I fucking noticed. But yeah, it's uh, that's the majority of this video. The very last shot is of the man white pulling chain once more. This video, at least to me is where a lot of this started to like you kind of see like a coherent plot developing. So thus far, we have the very beginning, which is just a ramshackle conglomeration of weird glitchy, out of focus, like footage. And to me that's kind of like sets the tone for the whole series is the first

Now keep in mind, we're we're talking about this and playlist, upload order playlist order, yes, yeah, not not uploaded, or I'm sorry, but playlist order. There is an upload order. And there is a chronological order,

all three are different. It changes,

nothing. But the way you see things

happen. It's the way you're ingesting the information, because at the end doesn't matter. Honestly, it doesn't matter how like you get there, as long as you get there and you have all the information you can put the pieces kind of together. We're getting ahead of ourselves, though, so So that's the very last shot of this man white holding the chain, which kind of leads you to believe that this man in white is he's

do it until the next episode because the next episode gives us that pertinent name Fair enough.

Oh, yep, you're right. So there's a man in white. I forget that. I've seen all of this and these people don't know what the fuck yeah. There's a man sitting in white. He's got like a black eye. Obviously makeups and there's a bunch of black bile like around his mouth. He's got bandages around his head covering one eye. It's just very fucked up looking and he's just sitting there Fingers crossed.

maybe someday you'll hear the ludie

I'm bi guy I'm no half mast just

if he comes across this podcast and he puts it in his video if you're listening this man who made this who I'm covering it later put this in bat bat bat that day

but barring

that though, just that so like shooting book fart Yeah, actually damn poopy so people listening are like what does this have to do with it? It's a whole nother labyrinth With to go down when really it's just us being dingbats.

Literally it's just this guy sitting there this very fucked up looking guy

his Okay, so

I have a few conflicting things here in this video. A lot of people named this character and I know Doug said in the next video he is actually named in this one in the comments and discussions that are around it is where he was named the ringleader. That's where I kind of took to calling him that looking forward and backward at the same time. I think conductors a better name. Yeah. For fucking sure. But speaking of the conductor, let's talk a

this actually starts us off on the second playlist. Yes. Oh yeah, so

libretto is the very last video in the two h three two playlist. We are now moving on to the first video in 23232 Yes, but before we go there there's one thing I am sorry I just I need to say this. Mike. I do remember that the character Michelle in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

You keep I don't like 10 Cloverfield Lane, so you don't remember is that the lady? Yes Then yes, I remember.

I don't understand why they would expertly develop a character like I did with her. And like she literally has a fucking come to Jesus moment. Locked in this man's basement who abuses women for a fucking living.

Stockholm Syndrome. Okay, I can't lie. I like 10 Cloverfield Lane by like the regular COVID.

But after that happens, the direct next thing that happens, fucking goes and fights wormy aliens and blows up an alien ship with a Molotov cocktail. The fuck are you talking about? That makes no fucking sense.

Yeah, it really did go off the rails. Yeah, absolute fucking

Loli the movie fucking sucks.

You understand?

Anyway, the next video is called Peace. Okay, and in here.

Did we did you guys do like this? This is a bit I know what you're talking about.

Your next video is called P. This one's very simple as well. The very first thing you see is a very small boy and what I assumed to be his mother, or at least guardian or some chips, they show up to a set that kind of looks like the very was the second video with like the tree with the bag and shit was at the first

maybe the third or

third. Either way. It was one of the first couple of videos you see like the very first time you see that bloody bag with a giant tree and shit. Somebody made a set out of this. Oh, and this this boy and his mother, I'm assuming shows up?

It was I could tell you which video it actually was.

Okay, well, you're doing

two three, it was the fifth video.

Fifth video cool

fall away, buddy. Because it is because it was shown that this tree with a bloody burlap sack is like an integral part to this fucking story. So after the boy and his mom kind of sit on the side of the stage, the ringleader or conductor appears in the tree. And he's like fucking doing that thing with his fingers. He's like, Oh, who do we have here?

Yeah, he's doing like the fuckin like, Ah, yes. Yes. Like he's fucking see Montgomery burns.

Excellent. Exactly. Yeah,

he's doing that and he looks over and this is where you realize it's a silent film. The text pops up. It's all grainy as shit on it says are you guys looking to be entertained? Um, And then like it goes over and you see them like nod to each other and look over. And then he looks nice as well. First we have to say hello to our prying audience. And the

way we you have to do the rest as like your best impression of like Heath Ledger's Joker. So that's what I got from this. You'd be like my father. Yeah.

Are you ready to be entertained?

That's pretty good. That was That was creepy. I like that

guy. Keep me on you. can do it. That's That's all he asked. Me more live. That was

good. At least I have a baseline. That was Bravo. So yeah, he asked them to be entertained. And he says okay, first we have to say hello to our prying audience. And he basically cuts and it goes to his a closer up of him. And this is kind of where you see something very, very fucking important.

In his right eye.

So he's got bandages right? He's got the black eyes and the black mouth and shit like that. He's all fucked up looking. One of his eyes is covered by a bandage. It's wrapped up for some reason. The first time we see him, it's just it's just a bandage. There might be some blood a little bit of black what? You know, whatever. Now we are seeing that his right eye is glowing red.

It's like he's taking the late night flight.

what are called a red eye.

Oh, he was setting me up got it? Well. But yes, you see that he has a

red eye. That is huge

in this fucking series. That is the only clue to anything that we've gotten thus far. The only tie in we have is that video where the dude gets trapped by the chain and we see that glowing eyes. However, the difference in this one so you see the glowing him he's waving. There's smoke and fire going around saying hello to the audience. He's got a glowing red eye. And when it cuts back, he's gone. The bloody burlap sack is in the tree. The mother and son

Cuz he activated both his charring gun

knows. There's a very, very, very well known creepy YouTube channel researcher out there that all three of us might have watched to kind of catch up on this. That 100% fucking missed us. Oh, yeah, he never you mentioned him never even mentioned

the beast. But what are you that's what I want to call it

because I think we'll go on to this later. I think somebody in this series has a duality to them kind of like Mr. Jekyll or Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde. If that makes sense.

I might help shed some of this as well.

So pay attention to this at the end of this scene. You see the two red eyes directly above the tree. They don't move they don't move. They don't move. The curtain closes right before it completely closes. You see those two red eyes shoot off to the right. Almost like it's I don't know. Alive. Hungry. Paranormal supernatural. What have you on the but yeah, it shows something that I would

Is this just a

shot of a well there's a torch. You see a cut real quick and all of a sudden you see a burlap a bloody burlap sack hanging above the weld. You assume it's being pulled out of the well

as the bag stops just above the

well it begins moving.

Oh so this is the ring for last Yeah,

pretty much it's it's like an operatic version.

All of these videos are just basically that video from the ring. More or less. Yeah. Do you want to get into it when Gabe is in control of the Halloween? Yeah, office? Yeah, it was that terrible. If you want to know the comedy

route, you know, because I mean, this isn't much of a spoiler at this point, because we already kind of covered it. But there's a lot of opera themes. Yeah, so for like every single video, every single video like the first thing that pops in my mind is just like like that, like opera, just like screeching and that's all I hear in my brain while I'm watching

these. You've got the word fucking libretto. Yeah, yes, that is just playing in the back.

Well, that's actually one of the things that made me realize that theme itself was when you were explaining overture like what an overture is, yeah, it's one of the last videos names actually, which doesn't make sense, you know,

oh, Rex, oh my god it's building and I love it. Okay, um, my glue, my glue is raging. So we just finished off piece or on Renaissance. So we've got this shot of the well with a torch and this bag over the bloody burlap sack. Um, it gets pulled up pulled up and when it stops, waits a couple of seconds and then it begins moving

we then cuts to a very

interesting sequence. I'm gonna go ahead and refer to this as the cast. And it's it's the bag it's kind of shaking and moving and then it cuts and it goes through a bunch of sequences of like a portrait on the wall, a close up and just a bunch of like different ways to look at different characters because it shows a different character every fucking time. There's like a somebody in red that's bloodied all over their face. You see a fuck up. There's

but it's connect that he does connect

the dots so good on you. Thank you so much my mind's Yep. But seriously, Mike How the fuck can you take the last 20 minutes of 10 Cloverfield Lane like how do

you see that happen? Not say that

it sucks ask why does this keep it perfectly good fucking movie in my opinion until the aliens the fucking Apocalypse outside? Are you fucking kidding me? John

Goodman was really good in that movie.

Oh, don't even get me fucking started on that

it was very good and then not even get he melted that man in that acid.

I'm not gonna show fucking pass out of politeness for John Goodman. Are you kidding me? No. What do you do the ending of the fucking movie. It was perfect about being a seller. And then they introduced aliens. Oh,

is this because I brought up the new Predator movie called prey and it's directed by the guy that makes the

next episode is called ensemble. I'm so confused. This one's a little different as well. This one starts off with a very very dark like Forest shot. And this one's got like more of a female whimsy to me like a melancholy vibe behind them not

feeling the theme of whimsy when you yell at me.

But all you see is there's somebody in the forest, they've got a camera, there's a flashlight, and all of a sudden they reveal the the conductor or ringleader, whatever you want to call them pain. He's wearing a hat It's a it's different.

I brushed past this. I'm so sorry. I meant to say this earlier but in the episode P That's where we learn his name. Yes. P His name is p p, right? And if you look at all the words that pop up in that episode, and like the silent film asks fashion, every P is capitalized, all of them.

It's it's so subtle. It's so fucking subtle, but it's right. I'm bringing this up like four episodes later, but like that's, to be fair, that was my episode. So that's 100% on me. But, so we get this this start for a shot. You see the ringleader wearing a hat? Floppy pilgrim hat or a sun hat?

Like I'm like the black. Yeah, it's like a Wednesday Addams Family. Yeah, yeah, that's

a very good way to put it. He's in front of a face full of flowers just on the ground. Looks happiest as he can, I guess. And then he notices the cameraman. He gets up he begins walking a bit closer. We get a bunch of chopped up fucking shots of the conductor in various positions. As well as every once in a while you see a swinging burlap sack in the background to his right his right or left. On the other side you see a smaller burlap sack.

What do you make burlap? You've gone I'm gonna look this up. Okay, I didn't know.

And then he grabs the camera from the cameraman or he grabs the cameraman. I'm actually not 100% Sure and what he does here and he shows a close up on like, some huge fucking teeth fucks up like a very fucked up. It looks like a this some kind of monster that I've never conceived in my brain. It's like four dimensional teeth, and like a bunch of other shit happening. And then it just cuts.

I just need to talk about the thing. Doug,

are you ready to talk about things? Yes. Okay, well, you're up.

All right. So the next episode we get is actually the title is written in Japanese and it translate into Bucky mono, which is a yokai. That is basically it's the

word for shapeshifter, yes, or monster depending which

will make a little more sense once we get through all the videos and start talking and picking our brands. But hey,

guys, just like all of our other episodes, none of this will make sense until you are like the last four minutes

of this overlap in the United States and Canada or Acropolis in Jamaica is a woven fabric usually made from skin of the jute plant or system fibers from jute, which may be combined with other vegetable fibers to make rope nets and similar products.

Great, great grandma. It's kind of perfect. So yeah, we've got we've got this episode titled, blocking mono, and opens with a shot of like a field but like the everything is a little more brighter than it should be. Whereas it is dark out you can tell. But you get this really old timey Music start starts playing. And it's like really grainy, you don't see a whole lot going on. It's just like the first like 1020 seconds is just

Would you call a cage?

Almost not this one. Oh, you're

right. You're right.

This is behind him right now, but definitely just twos and threes all over the wall. But the weird thing is once we hit that 232 timestamp like we do in every other video, the last couple seconds is just this overlay of the conductor. But now we're seeing that creepy ass fuckin bandage had overlaid over him. Now. This is the first time for me when I was like, Is this to separate people? Because we have the conductor with his

Almost like the eyes were removed.

Could you call him the maestro?

You could you could call him the caca poopoo or whatever you want. Really? Jim, but yeah, like, like, so it leads us to believe like, Is he behind all of these monsters that we've seen so far? Better question though. Why did John Goodman crash his car? Why do you got to kidnap those kids and 10 Cloverfield Lane fucking making sense. Mike,

why are you talking about 10 Cloverfield

Lane it doesn't make sense, bro.

Anyway, get to where they're going.

So the next episode is called enter loon. This video starts off with a metronome. Am

I that drunk? Do I do I don't know what's happening. Am I making this up?

This video actually has been kind of fucked up on everything that we know and have seen so far. Right? So the no face man, is what I'm calling the conductor and my shirts. So fuck off. He's seen dragging a chair in chains with super bloody feet. And oh, these could God these could be the feet that we saw running through the forest and all those earlier videos. So like, you know how the videos you were talking about Mike. It's like these weird shots of like his legs and

weird thing that keeps happening

where we're seeing like feet and bloody feet and like, mannequin video. It's gonna be utterly feet.

So would you possibly describe this as maybe a recap of all of the themes and important things we

might have seen now? Possibly would you call it a bird scooter?

I might call it a

bird scooter. Oh, my God,

maybe a second act?

Hey. I saw you got it. What did you say tech? space.

So real quick. We cut back to his face. And from the beginning of the like the minute earlier we see him with just his bloody eye like we normally do. Because we know he's like missing the eye there. Right? Yeah, but we cut back. And now we see blood all over the bandages. But he's okay, so he's like, he cut me cut back and you see like, he's way more bloody. And then we get the like, weird floating head. Alright, sorry, my brain is like all jumbled.

this is a hard one.

So that's why I took the first eight.

You got the very easy ones.

I'm like literally like formulating shit as we start talking about it. And it's like kind of it's kind of fucked up. But anyways, so we see the door from the earlier episodes. And it's opening back and there's like this weird fucking hand that reaches out and is like beckoning you into the scene

Yeah, he's like holding themselves kind of too, right? Kind of like he's changing. But also he has control a little bit

but he doesn't look super thrilled about this. He

does not look happy.

Is he behind this or does he not have a choice and what's happening?

That is Dude, that's the that's the question. That's a big fucking question with the

million dollar question. So that's that's the end of that video. So the next video is called just ah, and this one is just real boring, honestly. But it's a portrait so you basically are looking at a wall with a with what looks like the portrait of a man on the wall. But the man is super bloody. And there's this little like flickering red light at the bottom of the portrait. And he the whole episode or the whole A video I should say is just the man in the portrait slowly

you. Why the fuck are they attacking a town I'm like, has 600 people in it you York exist you fucking dick.

In the explain like explaining the movie, they explained that they've taken over other cities anyways, so the next, the next video that we're going to look at is called invitation. And this is a, it starts off with a very red lit shot of the sun setting. And this is super off topic. But if you watch it, it's obviously like, you know, a fucking fast forward of the sun setting. And you can see these birds flying back and forth. And they're just like, yeah, and I was like, I

also, he's beckoning you like, Jazzy like haunting

you this? This is a video that reminded me so fucking hard of Hellraiser so fucking hard.

Well, the funny thing is to on this episode is like once all of that stops. We get this like weird little cutscene of some old ass rubber hose animation. Oh, yeah, I'm almost positive is from the Betty Boop. Oh, Sherrill cartoon, like you would know out

of all of us.

But either way, it cuts back to the no face, man. And he's still just like groovin. And then it ends with a shot of a red background of the no face man, but with the 232 timestamp. And then like I said, it doesn't seem to be the normal curator of the

video. So there did you get the hidden messages in that?

Oh, yeah. In the background? I sure do.

I could hardly read that.

Yeah, no, I had to stop at a bunch of times to actually see him. But so he's actually this person that we're seeing on the train tracks if you go back all the way to Mike's video ODE Hi. When you're seeing that bed scene where you see the bed and they're like man in the burlap,

the wireframe bed. It's like a dilapidated like dungeon II basement the person in the burlap and the chain in the blood.

If you really fucking hard in that video, you see this man in the background? Walk in? Yeah, you see him walk in. It's like a nanosecond. It's like a few frames. And that's it. But the thing that we don't see in that video is the red glowing eyes, which is why it's really hard to determine if this is that whatever it is, I don't think it is either. I think it's a completely different monster. I don't I don't I don't know for sure, obviously, but like a plot

You say the yellow man.

He's wearing a yellow jacket. So this man is an actual man. Like you can tell that he is a human man. He's not a demon man or bandage man or

look exactly normal.

He does not for sure. This man's face is Saran wrapped. And it looks like maybe they shot some like gold spray paint at him. His eyes are definitely not there. And there's just blood all over his head. Just a lot of blood.

It Yeah, it's fucked. Yeah,

it's very not It's not pleasant. Like if you don't like gore this video for sure series is not for you

at all. Also this podcast if we're being

But this leads us to a lot of questions. You know, the last shot is them pouring blood on his head, even though he's already bloody. Is this person, the captured person from our first videos like who is this person? And why are aliens even a part of 10 Cloverfield Lane Mike it's supposed to be about hostages in a cellar. It makes no fucking sense. Explain. Anyways, so the next video we

have is Tony. And then not let me overture right overture. You can't do that. You can't tell me to explain something like that. Let

Jason like I said earlier, overture is usually like the orchestral like oh my god that's accompanied in the beginning of like a movie or something like a play or something like that, right?

I fucking hate you too. So

tell me to not explain.

This is good talking over me. It was literally like the quintessential video and the whole series because this has like the most like change of pace that we see. Right? So we see a new man a new monster leaving the podcast. I'm sorry, what do you say? This new monster is wearing like a teddy bear mask, right? And he's sitting with a record player. One of those old record players I forget what they're called autographed photograph. Right,

It looks like it was made out of like mashed potatoes. Yeah, some shit.

But it's definitely obviously the main person the conductor for fucking chair. So we get a shot of some blood dripping. It's very red. Like we just see this like the ceiling, right? Yeah, yeah, there's like pool of blood like dripping and then it glitches for a while. And it sounds like somebody's yelling for help. Honestly, not 100% on like, what the noises that you're hearing because it's very like garbled,

there's somebody upstairs. Yeah.

But then we get a shot of a glass of wine. And you can like, everything starts to come into focus while you're looking at this glass of wine. And it's shown and you actually see a bunch of Teddy Bear masks around the wine. And then you realize that the blood is flowing up and out of the wine glass

speaking bloods flowing up my blood pressure going up so high right now.

So the funny thing about the fucking drop of blood? No, no, you listen to us seriously? down right, yeah. The glass, everything the glass goes up and goes up. Yep, it's so fucking

weird. It's very, very weird. It's shot very well. That's okay.

I think we should hear him out. I think we've been talking over him like the whole episode. Maybe we should at least hear him

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you want to really want to derail us we got one epic

one more video. Oh my god. All right, go.

So, in the video we were just talking about still right after all the blood sucks up out of the wind

you're in my house. I could kick you out anytime.

We see a big red skull with the 232 timestamp and then like a bunch of like weird like shitty explosions. Yeah. And then more glitches and then there's blood showed on the screen with some letters and numbers that are hard to kind of decipher meaning to and that's really it. That's the end of that video and then we go to our last and final video called Excellent. And it's opening shot is of a forest with this like long Slyke large brand was just like spanning the whole width of

the shots. Such a fucking cool video.

It's really really hard to determine if he's looking towards the objects if he's facing the camera. But he doesn't seem to be enjoying what's happening. But you can see that a glitch is happening in the screen that's making him like upset almost so like

so just just to clarify. On one hand, we have a small, bloody burlap sack. On the other you can see it it's definitely obscured by some trees but it is a larger more suited for a whole body type of burlap sack no swing like and that's the one that's got the glitch on it right

the if you're looking at the screen the left side has the the body yeah, yeah. So you can see this glitch happening. And while this glitches like happening, it's isn't that just in the spot where that bag is. But you can see the man is like visibly shaken. He's like starting to like kind of like rivet round and like, do something you can't really tell

I noticed that too. And fucking again, you notice the beasts thing? Yeah, nightmare. I never brought it up

in Atlas skull. No, he

did bring the skull up. Okay, what am I thinking of that?

I don't know.

There's a bit there's there was a bit where it's I don't remember the video but there's a bit where there that's the it's like this center shot of this giant tree. And there's to like glitchy like black. Hey,

oh, the last video. Go Shut up. I'm gonna shut up. Well, I'm in the last video technically. So we now see the door from earlier this time, but it's in the forest and there's like a spotlight up above it. And video

remind me of just Mike as a person. Like wholeheartedly. Oh,

cool, cool, upset and

very distraught. Everybody's not a joke. I'm flustered.

But yeah, so we see the door from earlier all the earlier videos. But now this time it's in the forest and not in someone's room. And then it slowly opens, we see three hands pop up from the top and the right side of it. And that's it. Mike, would you like to explain the thing that you were trying to explain?

There's like these two little It's like a It's a symbol obviously symbolism, but there's a little there's, it's like a piece of the tree. It's the trees in the center. And there's these two like glitchy little like pieces one on the top on the bottom. And we're the person sitting by the tree it looks at the bottom of like the skull. And if you look at everything from an outer perspective, it's just a giant school

for you. So real quick were you not listening? Probably not at all. So sorry. twice now that's fine.

That's amazing.

But yeah, that's that's where we will end as far as the videos that we're going to cover. There is a third playlist that is called the Encore that

there's yeah, there's the the Encore and there's also the grand opera correct Encore is legitimately like if you haven't seen all of this and you want to do a real fast fucking five minute ketchup watch him there's

a small bit of new information in the second video in that but we're not going to cover that right the second

now because this is still very much ongoing we are directly smack dab in the middle of season three. That is why we are not covering it because as you saw from seasons one and two, you kind of need all of the information to know what's

happening because a it's uploaded incorrectly be its playlist and correctly and chronologically. Also there could be more episodes that happen in prior first like before all these videos that we're talking we have no idea it

could take place before season one exactly the only difference between the first two seasons of this one is it replaces the main character with like a It's instead of the the conductor as you normally see him with like the white in the black eye and the black mouth and shit like that. It's a completely dress honestly think of the fucking the frontman from squid game. Oh yeah, it looks just like him. All dressed in black, black mask, black hood, black gloves, black fucking

a potential polar opposites because the other guy was all like it's

just like change is currently happening from within the conduct

speaking speaking of conductors, Can I mention the Creator?

I would love you did.

So the creator of this is an anonymous, anonymous anonymous anomala and anonymous fellow, he only goes by P. You can find him on Twitter because he has a Twitter and Patreon and Patreon fundament everything he is on Twitter conductor underscore p you can find Patreon on there as well you know what I've noticed with these a lot of the people that we cover I look at their Patreon because I'm like oh yeah they must have like hundreds of people this is amazing they don't have that many some vanish

The only reason we're covering this shit because they're doing it Yeah. But

like p this guy he you know you can go to his Patreon he kind of gives a brief description description of himself and everything and he basically says like, he just likes creating horror. Like anything horror he's about he loves making horror videos, horror scripts, horror images or fucking paintings dude, if Slipknot has not seen his work they fucking it's phenomenal his Instagram is is delicious so not

has that whole like Dark Carnival around them. This fits that fucking narrative so fucking hard. I feel like if Shawn crahan from slipknot and P from this got together they can hell on earth. Dude they could make a fucking fantastic unfixed one analog horror arg fucking you name it any kind of digital weird medium now they would kill it but P

ever did all the chips PDS you know all this shit that he touches fantastic. I mean, I may not have personally enjoyed to h3 to too much because I'm not too much into like the fucking like body horror body horror stuff but the production quality alone and fucking pass so my god fan fucking tastic Tuesday

to me the story Yeah, it's just vague enough to be interesting.

Yeah, this guy definitely he puts his he puts his time and effort in everything he does and that's obvious p if you're out there and if you hear this good fucking job might

include us in one of your videos. Yes, we will act for you. I don't fucking care. I have so many costumes. I have so many masks. It's and a strap on I at least one he do. I have to now also if you have need of a strap on free Okay. A previously used slash own strap. Make sure we're clear on our advertisements. Yes.

Anyway all of you that are listening.

Oh, are you seriously closing the show? Are we oh we fucking talk about this shit.

Okay, go ahead. You know what you got you guys talk

yeah

nothing happened this is all the same traveling took shots. Here's so I almost ended the episode and I don't want to do that yet please for a couple of reasons. We're going to get into the discussion about it. And also I just want to point out a water we drink again, there's a bottle here and it's empty. Yeah,

my belly button.

What are we drinking? Mostly be

should mostly be

mostly be Mithi

fun fact. If you buy the holiday pack, which gives you a free goddamn tumbler. It is about $5 cheaper than if you bought a Jim Beam bottle without a cup

but I'm van awaiting the shit out of

yes yeah. Yes she is

beautiful. Yeah, so everybody grant if you have a drink with you grab it we'll give you a second because we're going to the old clink and drink so give it a second okay, here's to you here's to me and if we ever disagree your job boys anyway. Well, I almost ended the episode early and

I apologize. That's okay Mike.

I was just so flustered stuff that was just so flustered so anyway what were what do you guys think of this entire story so far? What do you what's your on your minds chase the new interpretations Yes. Interpretations feelings. Interpretation. Yeah, well, here's

some bad feelings while watching this. A lot of bad feelings. Mostly bad feelings.

His wiener was way too hot during

it. Oh mine was literally concave

all the way back into my body.

Now that we talked about this Mike, you actually Have a reserved a date on your calendar for your penis being too hot. I'm not sure what that's about.

You'll understand. Just about three weeks.

Yes, we

while you repeating we looked at your calendar and made fun of everything.

That was one of them. Google Calendar, that's for sure you're gonna find this on your phone. Oh, no. If anything, Larry will find it before you do. So that's the great part about that whole thing.

Anyway, let's talk about our personal interpretations of what the fuck we just talked about. Mike.

I thought Jason was going

I that's fine. I wanted to I wanted to throw it a bone.

You're okay. Am I okay, I can start it. I have

no control here.

I'll just work here does. That's not true. Really?

So I don't know. I still don't neither do

I. It's it's definitely not. Sorry, Mike,

I still don't fully understand what's going on with the story. If I'm being candid, from my aspect of things. From what I understand this seems to play out like a theater play.

Every night that you have, you are clueless and still got that? Well, I can assure you, you know, you're seriously ahead of like 90% of the populace.

Full stupid.

Thank you. I got it immediately from the second episode. So I'm like half stupid. I'm a corner stupid, old old kind of gave it away for me. Because the way it was set up when the guys dragged through the doorway, and he's in that, you know, chained up in that burlap sack. It's like the spotlight hits him. There's the audience applause and the guy comes from, you know, fucking Stage Right? To come behind them and everything, you know, like, it plays out kind of like a

Have you ever seen any of the Hellraiser movies?

I've seen the first one, but I didn't like it. You're suffering.

And I'd already upset with you.

I don't like Hellraiser. So you haven't seen the second one? Yeah, the best one. Okay. Is that the one with CD head?

Actually, yes. Nice. That's one of them was CD head.

Yes. Nice.

You have not seen too sorry. It

was LaserDisc head at the time.

Vodafone head? Yes. No, seriously, if you have not seen that, but you please you would love episode or the second Hellraiser movie?

Yeah, it's so fucking camp. Your

mic is just about ready to fall

off dude is using his boob as literally then positioning this

on my nipple. Where it is. I need a new fucking boom

arm. blue bar. blue bar.

We need some you know we need some Patreon tracks trademark

boom arm.

Everybody that's hearing this exactly right now in this moment. Can you help me? I need a new mic. Because I'm literally holding

my microphone as I talk. Jason needs a new boob.

But multiple what I yeah, I what I just kind of got from it is I can't tell if it's something that's supposed to be like, a real story. I mean, obviously, it's in my opinion, not real. You can you know, real or fake it all you want. It's just an art project. The Creator sets himself.

Um, so I'm so I actually have a crashing theory.

But my thing is, is it supposed to be like a play and I'm in the audience? Or is it supposed to be

my theory? Shirt?

Right there, but I'm trying to look for the word like, am I supposed to be more involved in it? Or am I supposed to be watching it happen? Am I supposed to be a part of it or watch it happen? That's fine. Hold

that thought. I want to hear your thought because I have a I have something that's like on the spectrum of kind of what you're saying that might answer your question, but I don't want to answer it until

I tell you that your mind is like out there. Don't

say mind first then that's

actually yeah, let's do that. Alright, so this mind might derail anything you might it's

very basic, by the way because I still want to be supposed to be I don't understand what half the character is supposed to be yet but I do understand it's supposed to be

I don't have a broadly like theory for everything that's happened, but I do have like a very general sense of like what I think we're seeing Now, we opened the series with someone being detained. Right? Keep going and if you if you get into the actual, you know, contiguity of the videos like the way that they're supposed to be watched, we get a lot of stuff that you don't see right away that makes more sense if

Thank you. Yeah,

I'm Mike. I'm glad that we are on the same page with this because yeah,

so I agree. This one man

show he's a one man band. Yeah, that's that's kind of I was trying to Yeah, say that. Yeah. So

we have the conductor playing all these different parts. And if you see them out of order, it might not make sense to you that these characters are all the same person. However we see the so like, just to give you an example of what I mean is we see the rain coat man with no eyes. Yeah, and then later on, we see the no face man, the conductor whatever you want to call them with blood all over his face in

Next vo fucking night mine inside of mine rain bot

you see his big bright don't look. I? Yeah, exactly. Don't look over the internet here for all the big hitters. So basically, I feel like he's playing all of these parts but his audience is that unlucky fuck that he takes through the door in the fucking episode.

I'm at full fucking right now,

that makes sense. Because in a lot of the videos, like, again, invitation, for example, he's like, beckoning you on stage, essentially, like,

the fucking fingers used to like these videos are all going

it's like, it's like he's selecting an audience member to participate on stage.

And it could be that either it's the same person that we're seeing watching his one man show or every day or every

32am Well actually 2:30am He selects a new person to watch his play. But the thing that kind of throws me off of this whole idea

can I must say this before you go to that Can I mention one thing that goes with that theory a little bit? Sure. In one of I think your videos when he is pulling the band face guys like pulling a chair out and he's like, chained to himself literally what I was about oh, where he like seems like tired of it. Yep. Oh, go ahead. Go No, go ahead. I mean, I go I feel like I feel like because that's at the end it's like this one man has been doing this entire production and he's just tired.

that kind of like that that part is why I think that this is a one man show but also at the same time. It also gives me that like that small little sliver that comes off of the the main path that I'm going on that says Does he have anything to do with this like is he being forced into this like what who's forcing him into this like what is what is the the overarching

possibly the new guy

so the guy in the blue this? Probably not

for another year?

I know. I wish we could because I spoiled or fucking This is one of my favorite fucking YouTube series that we've covered so far. Yes, it's it's creative. It's intuitive. It's intelligent. Like it's it hits all the fucking boxes for me. And it reminds me of if Slipknot themselves made a fucking on fiction air Jesus call it what it is an arthouse narrative. Absolutely. That is exactly what this is. It takes art it takes shocking images. It displays them waiting the course of 15 seconds.

Didn't Nine Inch Nails do one two? Yeah.

Well, no. Slipknot has not done energy which I'm actually

that's what you just said. That, you know,

he was saying if this was

Trahan, a Slipknot did, and unfunctional arg a fucking analog horror anything in those veins. This is what it would be like. Yeah, he's a weirdo. It's carnival themed. It's got carnival music. It's got carnival blood like it's just it's totally rad Shawn you know what I mean?

Yeah, chunky not smooth.

He gets shaken not stirred.

Yes. So what are we doing with all this information?

Giving it to the people you

fucking figure

Yeah, there you go. How do we feel about this?

I feel like you know the story is going on now and is it something that we're gonna have to keep our tabs on?

I agree 100% Especially because this is the first art house narrative that we've technically covered

Yeah, definitely an art piece yeah and everyone again, it's conductor P go look them up everywhere. Doc Dr. PP. He conducted on your penis he's Patreon instagram twitter facebook. He's fucking everywhere look him up his fucking

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so his his goals are pretty fun because you get to see like his diaries. And their and their to

his goals are fucking fantastic. He knows what he's done. He knows what he's worth and he knows who will subscribe. Yeah, it's I mean, he's

I've got to check this shit out.

It's so fucking

good. Again this may not had been like my favorite one only because I'm not too into like the body horror stuff but fucking props where props are you high quality shit, and you're doing what you want to do. And I Yes, back to that

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Yeah, I do actually have a very I have one very long thing to say. You guys.

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ahead. fivestars cool.

Um,

do you guys remember when Noah was in 2008? No, it wasn't when Cloverfield came out. You are That? What are you doing to me? Remember that by doing this?

What is the I've never even heard of this movie?

What do you have ever heard of?

Just straight Cloverfield? What are you doing?

Okay, so what's that movie

like the monster in like New York City?

Why are you doing this to me other sequels? Why are you doing this man?

That's it's actually it's funny. You ask. There's two. I've never heard of any of them. One of them is starring John good. It's called 10 Cloverfield Lane, and it's all about how he gets in a car accident on purpose accidentally, to accidentally on purpose kidnap this girl, so she can accidentally on purpose find aliens accidentally on purpose.

So are you talking about the John Goodman? Who,

by the way, it was directed by the same guy who directed the new Predator movie on Hulu.

Okay, so you're talking about you're talking about the John Goodman who's famous for works of art as the Connors righteous gemstone fucking Flintstone brothers. What John word? No, I don't have to I just wanted a super long list of things to just just go here.

He's been in community.

Do you know him from things such as slot mania? What will today's spin oh god he was a captive state

summon laggers

edibles. How about

Roseanne buddy I love you so you just cut it off. Oh, no, no.

Okay. We got Saturday I live sometimes. Talk Skull Island my files go point no point here I Valeria in the city of 1000 plan of you so he did transformers the last night. Once upon a time. Atomic blood bond LogMeIn babe that sounds like a fucking banger. Con. Patriots Day our ratchet and clank actually play 10 Cloverfield Lane