DLUTI 061 - 11B-X-1371

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you see what had happened was what are we doing Mike

Welcome to dont look under the internet

Hold on. Wait, I got this. Alright guys, welcome to dont look under the internet you bitch.

Alright, hold on. Let me try. Alright everybody. Welcome to dont look under the internet you

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It's identical every time it's Mike.

No

That's Mike that's my

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What's happening here?

That's my Hello. I guess that's Doug. Hey.

And that's Mike.

Guys we are very slap happy we are rare fucking

we have thoroughly managed in the past two episodes to see rail Mike. Every

time just going That's Mike and just pointing

and he won't say anything. Like he like he doesn't have an idea of to be like, Hey,

I'm given like the fucking like the non audio like come on

talk dickheads started. This is the first one that I've never I haven't introduced I know you're

out of your element. Right? You started one the other day and now I'm trying to start one. Okay, do it again. That's Mike. Hello. That's Jason Hello. And I'm Mike. I mean,

Miami it rolling might do it. I think there was a reason we let Mike do it.

And I'm tired.

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yeah for those who chiming in the last episode we recorded Dear David we literally recorded it again and then are immediately recording another one so in the time the hour took us to record your David we didn't get a new Patriot which shame on you

come on what is happening

how could you not hear we need as one more for seriously oh

my god we didn't announce that last fucking episode Yeah, cuz

this is this is the time to do it. This

is the time you guys I've set a fucking stretch goal stretch goal I'm so excited about this. Housekeeping look at that we do and I'm doing it this time there's nothing correct about this episode. We are one one fucking patron away I set a stretch goal on Patreon if we get 50 patrons we three will pool whatever money we have in the account for the podcast as well as our personal funds to pull together a dark web mystery box.

Fun fact y'all I've been doing my research on how to do this on how to

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did Bom Bom how to do this correctly and I think I've found a lead on one because we're so fucking close. So get the word out there if you know anyone that likes a podcast or hasn't heard of us or whatever it is. We need one more one more. And then I will buy this box that I found

will record ourselves crazy. I This is our own box.

I hope we get something like that honest. But I'm

actually I'm gonna start bringing home. I'm gonna bring home gowns for all of us as well as gloves and like just shit to protect us. Yeah, I've seen some fucking videos where people get some net like some nasty shit from a dark

blue. Yeah, I don't want any like, toxic shit happening to me. I

don't want to be the Toxic Avenger as much as I wanted to be in college. I don't want to be that I

can deal with you know being like maybe possessed or haunted or whatever it is that comes with the box, but I don't I don't want any like Scandal The harm. Yeah. I don't want to get scurvy or something. Yeah,

I don't want to bring lice into my home.

No, well, honestly, damn. I'm also debating whether or not we like go stay at a hotel like what you know those hotels you can rent for four hours. Oh, motel eight. Yeah, I'm also debating that we do it there just so we don't bring whatever the fuck is in that box into any one of our of our

homes. Yeah, we can probably get a hotel room for cheap. Like a motel. Especially just think we're trying to have sex with each other. It's fine. I mean, that's we'll do that and then open the box.

No, we'll do that to throw them off the trail.

Box being open here. We're doing

three feet apart. Because

housekeeping over? Yeah,

I guess. What do we you know what? Here's the fun thing about we're talking about today. Two things. One, if you could say it correctly, good job to watch it just throw off the algorithms. Jason, can you tell us what we're talking about? We're

talking about a viral video that went viral. What was it back in? Like, 20 2016? Yeah, I think it was 2016. This came out? Can

I try to pronounce it?

i Yeah. You try to pronounce it, Jason will spell it.

If I had to give this thing a name, I would call it UI McTague. And if you understand the reference, I love you. But if you don't, it's fine.

But for the rest of us, we're gonna call

it the Xanadu hyperlink project.

Of course, which was the internet before before the internet?

Yes. The good times.

So you want me to spell well? How do you pronounce it?

Boogie? McTague Okay, so

that is a minute. Is that from a movie that from movie

not a movie movie.

Anyway, that is spelled What's it from?

Just let them spell it.

It's spelled one one B dash x dash 1371

that's how you pronounce it. That's

how you burn out.

Or for the layman? 11 bx 1371 is the fucking title of the videos. For coverage guys, this is going to be a confusing.

Yeah, here's the thing. I know we say this a lot. But you remember how we always say this is diluted pod you fucking figure it out. We're gonna put the emphasis pretty damn hard on you fucking figure it out. Because

honestly, for the first time in delivery history, we tried to figure it out stumped

my guy and can't

a lot of this has been unsolved to this day. And there's even Reddits for it. There's there's a lot of people like actively trying to do this still. And they're like, Nope, can't do it fam. Sorry. Yep.

So this is one of those rare rare episodes you're going to get where? Either we don't know if it's real or fake or it is real.

But more than likely,

it's fake. Yeah,

shut up. Shut up.

All right, everybody, you can unsubscribe. I'm just saying you got the information you needed.

That's not a spoiler.

It's not that I don't think spoilers for this exists. No.

And if they did, we wouldn't understand trying to looking up like oh, this episode summary that doesn't exist dude.

Ya know a lot of our topics we can very easily find like a quick synopsis of what it's about. No, not this one. Nope. This is just a bunch of articles saying what the fuck is this?

There's something there's actually some things I'll go over that episode. That I won't go over right now, but Okay, that's it. Yeah. I can't say any more. I don't know why I even brought it up to be

this is okay. This is stressing me out. Doug. Mike. I think we need to take a quick sip of liquid de stressor just for a sec. Just to get our bearings. Mike's already ahead of us.

He is ahead of us. Everybody listening live.

If you'd like to join us we are pouring a shot because we need to fucking figure out how we're

gonna clink it and drink it we

haven't not

okay everyone while they're pouring up there thing to do is we'll give you a quick second to get yours. Yeah. Are we just using my bottle now? Is that what's going on? So

the only thing left so Yeah,

John context. Cool. Cool. You want me to cut all this? I'm assuming Nah, leave it in and fuck it.

We'll do it live.

Dude, wherever you're editing this week. Yeah, take that I don't have to care.

It'll definitely leave the episode. Because it's just great quality those of you

listening go to our Discord. It's in the link tree and then you can hear us do live shit. It's pretty fun and you get to hang out. I'm gonna cut all of them don't don't just fucking get fucking selfish. Can

you have a cup but that's that's fair. I thought you had more than needed.

Nope. We're at 100 Discord people right now and I would like to hit a bigger number.

There's 39 million of you in the channel right now. And we need more

state of Georgia's here. We've banned the whole state of Kentucky. So

before anyone in Kentucky we have said it in

a minute. You know, I was just thinking about this. Like, if I ever go on vacation. I have to drive through Kentucky. That is the shirt I am going to wear Absolutely. Like I want everyone to know that in Kentucky. Fuck you.

Yeah, fuck you. Alright, so

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Wow, Jesus Christ. We

have a lot of Spotify reviews.

You know who else has a lot of Spotify reviews on this one? Yeah, the one this podcast I just found called unclad. Pod Nancy.

And it's pronounced exactly that.

It's nice. It's patency. It's our boy. Yeah, so if you guys remember, the ripsaw rebar Arg, the creator of that has his own podcast and fucking look it up. Hey, maybe if we're feeling generous, we'll throw that in the episode description. So here's some free promos. But the real reason I'm talking right now is because I just fucking remembered something that happened yesterday. And I'm sorry, we can't go forward with the episode until I've talked about this. But in our so on our

I've only seen I have not watched it at all

two episodes. So so.

So you're in the exact same boat as I am 100% I started watching the show I was two episodes in. And it's fucking fucking fantastic. I think I like it better than Deadpool, which is saying a lot for me. But I was on episode two. And that's very important for this story. So

minor spoilers. If anyone hasn't seen it yet, maybe possibly possible minor spoiler

possible minors. It's honestly it's literally just gonna be the name of someone in the show, like the name of a character on the show really is all it's gonna be. So I see this, this figure, this Egyptian deity that's been painted up, it looks fucking badass. And I commented saying like, Hey, I was just here just to check a few things out and I scrolled by this. And I want to say that, that stat, that figurine of Osiris would be fantastic for my massive Nyarlathotep campaign

just a wave of people left the discord. And up in arms.

Yeah, but either way I the irony of that is hilarious to me. Because literally right after that happened is when I turned on moon night to watch the rest of the season. And so when that episode came up, I'm like, Oh, God, I'm a fucking cringy idiot. I'm so dumb.

I need to read more moon night because there's one run through a moon night I briefly mentioned it where he actually like, dispels Khonshu from he's like, Yeah, fuck Cuba Unlike you, I don't need your powers. And then he's just a guy with guns is killing a bunch of shit. And I do want

to read the blogs ever made. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, but anyway

now that that's out in the open What the fuck are we talking about today? There's the guy you we tried to we tried spelling it we've tried pronouncing it what does that call

him the plague doctor?

We're gonna call this the plague. The Plague Doctor Energy what do we want to like?

I don't know it's an energy I don't know if it's a fucking infection. I don't know what the

plague doctor Mr. Yeah,

it's very it's yeah, it's very hard to just put a fine of like, yeah, exactly. Literally

so Okay, before Doug goes into it, and I apologize. If you guys have ever heard of like, unfavorable semi circle or the mark Whovian. Parallax Denigrate, like, this is in the same vein as those as being one of the Internet's most unsolvable fucking puzzles. Yeah, and we're here to solve it. No, no, we are not. Yes, we are. Let's you can shut the fuck up right now. And we are here to solve it. Alright,

so let's start with, like, where this came from? Because that makes the most sense. Yes. So who received it? So that's, that's where we want to go. We're like, Okay, how

did this get brought out to the open? Like, how do we know about all this?

So basically an a&r on a posted to 4chan that they found a DVD sitting on a park bench with this video on it. Yep. And this is the first upload of the video that we know of.

So you're talking about like, upload order, like this is the first timeline history upload of this video, right?

So one of the things that I would like to let people know is usually we tell you, Hey, here's these videos. Here's the length of them. And this is how long it's gonna take you to watch it. This doesn't work that way. Nope, there's no like, it's not a it's not a you watch all the videos and you know what's happening. It's just here's this one main video that came out. Here's how it was found. And here's what we know about it. But also, there's these also, here's five more than a company

that's the fun part of this one is the things that I hate the most

are very prevalent, ciphers. I

hate ciphers with a fucking passion.

If you guys have looked into security put it in a fucking

Wingdings and put that into fucking read on it. For sure.

There's a week there is a wingding cipher. Don't give and I had to fucking I didn't want to but like

that wanted to who was staying? Can you get the job?

That doesn't exist. I do like the Hoover staying slash the Chumbawamba Thank you hooba cipher.

That's a cover band that needs to exist. The Stinky hooba.

So long story short, we get this one person that says hey, we found this DVD on a park bench. Here it is and they upload it to YouTube. And then we also get another person who says hey, this video was sent to us. But on the DVD, this code was written in base 64 And this is where we get the title that we know and love today. 11 b x 1371. Yep. And then pretty much after that the videos were gone from YouTube. You couldn't find

so look, again, just to recap all the confusing bullshit that just happened because we are 24 fucking minutes deep according to the road caster these videos known either as the plague doctor videos, or 11 v dash x dash 1371 ever surfaced on the internet, no one knows what the fuck they are. We're about to tell you what they are. So this

words are less.

Okay, think about them. No, so you can find all of these videos on a YouTube channel called Parker right? There's six of them. Just bear with us. For all of them because this is what only two The matter Yes. So the first two, which are the two I'm about to talk to you about are the ones that created the most buzz back in 2016. Like I said, this is one of the Internet's most famously mysterious videos on the internet to date. Mainly because no one, no one has actually solved everything about

puzzles sake.

I was gonna I was gonna say that, but I don't know if that's the case or not. So like it really,

it really makes you feel like, okay, I watched the video. Now I have to big brain time. Yes, I need to really like look at every small detail in this video, which is what we would typically want out of a good energy, but at the same time, this one's like overdrive, it is

overdrive. And

most of what this is all big brain and I hate big brain. So I don't have big brains.

why don't why don't we let Jason explain the video and then maybe we can give a small clip of

that. See, that's your that's what I'm thinking here. I'm gonna do I'm gonna talk about the first video for a second, just to give you an overview of what you are seeing when you watch it. We will play a clip to show you like what

you're getting a consistent buzzing static correct you're getting this plague doctor figure giving you different finger signals. You're getting flashing lights from his gloves.

You get images, you're getting feety that goes in and out.

Exactly. And you're getting shapes that appear disappear and can be seen like spreading through the video.

And then you get other images of shapes that are mostly just right triangles.

Yeah, there's trying I mean, if if you were to take this video frame by frame you could honestly find like 150 different pieces of information I say information because it's all different. You've got binary you've got fucking stenography you've got steganography you've got fucking hexadecimal you like any cipher you can wrap your brain around you will probably find in this fucking video so that being said, you guys want to hear what this video kind of sounds like

yeah, let's let's let's all audio clip couldn't hurt give it a quick clip or Rooney guess it's gonna give you guys a great insight into what all of the videos are like actually all except for

like one or two. Yeah. But yeah, this is this is the audio from 11 b x 1371.

to my ears be bleeding,

I'd play more. But like, that's, that's like 30 seconds of kind of what you're going to encounter when you watch these videos.

It's funny like listening to it in that in my headphones now. Yeah, it's right here in the left and right, like, way more audible

than I'm guessing. You and I did the same thing. All three of us probably did the same thing which is watching on YouTube TV or some shit like that. Yeah, 100% Yep. But ya know, with the headphones, fucking fantastic. But this is like, this is what you're going to hear in most of these videos. Now. I'm not going to talk a whole lot about this right now. But to anyone who has deep dived in arg or been a part of an ARG, you, you know that you can hide

called when you hide something in audio,

well, that's called either steganography or running something through a spectrogram, which is a type of encoding that basically takes audio and turns it into like text information, or vice versa. There's tons of online tools to do this. And actually, one of the we'll talk about this video, probably a little bit later, there is a video of somebody who running this exact video through the the

And it's mainly the first two videos and you'll understand a little bit better why and a little bit but

speaking of the second video is via it's fucking it's very similar. It's in the same vein as the first you don't want fuck it here.

To be fair, it there's a huge gap of time between the first and second video. Yep. Huge, like so many things happen. And it's it's almost

a year. Yeah, it's a long time. But the next one is called 11 B 31369. So again, in the same vein, and you know what, fuck it, I'm just gonna sample it. This is the second video sounds like it's not gonna be as long as the last Hey, sound familiar?

Hey, YouTube premium.

I should, um, but no, that's it's, it's in the same fucking vein, which should signal anybody listening or watching this video, who has seen the first one to fucking run this one through a decoder. And that's kind of setting everybody here up to this is what you should expect. It's there's no information given to you. It's just a bunch of black and white imagery with a bunch of sounds behind it. And that's your only clue.

It's basically from what from what you can like determine through just doing any kind of research on this. This is actually a part two to video one. Yes. Basically what people are calling you were introduced

to another character in this one. Oh,

yeah, there's the faceless lady. Honestly, I forgot about her. It No, it's creepy. Yeah, there is a second character in this video. And there's like a disfigured face lady almost she has no face that just like walks out from behind the play doctor who's featured in this video, it's more of the sound is more of just the same,

While he's always very cryptic, very edge cryptic very edgy again, in fact leads to me it does lead to Oh, I got the next two videos. That's fucking nuts. Dude. Good Jobs three years later. This fucker uploads RIFA Harker right? uploads again three fucking years later. The next upload is called 11 B 451. T eight just rolls right off the fucking tongue you can put that into like your fucking Google and find something weird story

that's actually the real name Finlay that, but no, it's two. It's two must vary.

But in the description for this one is actually a location tag for the Suicide Forest in Japan. And when you watch the video, it does look like that is where they filmed this. And I say them, because guess what? Episode video three, there's two plague doctors and this one just kind of hanging out in this forest. There's that same kind of weird, you know, spectrogram noise going on in the background? This one? Hey, I should clue you in to do some. I know. I don't want to burn up

Just honestly a spectrogram a

spectrogram. Okay, so

the spectrogram and you get a lot of like five names for it.

It's easier because we're just doing like audio to image. Yeah, yeah, but

you get a lot of imagery out of that. spectrogram like you get like a woman you get, like more like you get texts. You get a bunch of stuff out of this one. Again, seems like gobbledygook because it's all coded. You don't know what even fucking means.

This, like, most of the things like this that we've covered in the past have all been information with some mystery, like some mystery in between, you know what I mean? Yeah, this seems like the fucking direct opposite where it's all like ciphers with minimal information in it. So it's

a bunch of gobbledygook. Yeah, to this day. Thank

you, Doug.

Yeah, Doug is Gung fucking home right now,

to this day. I mean, half the shit in a lot of these videos have not been deciphered yet. Even in the this one that I'm talking about right now. There are still some things in it that had yet to be coded out. It's bonkers how much shit this Parker right person has put into this. Even the next video I'm gonna talk about came out this year, six months ago. I guess that'd be 2021 Yeah, but so last year, six fucking months but this guy went on a three year hiatus again for a video called

is you Thank you.

Thank you dog so much.

Stinky hooba

in the description for this one. It just says something to pull. You know, you would pull a trigger. Uh huh. Weird. And in this one, it's like I would say like, gospel like a man preaching is like the audio get is not what we've been getting before. And it immediately starts off saying oh, it's not like the weird No, no, it's like a gospel. It's like a man preaching to Jesus Christ. That's like that kind of shit. Yeah, but shaman Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah. Allah Allah. Yes, exactly. That's

Oh my god, Doug is plague. Yes.

But it's, it starts off immediately with the text that just says A film by Parker right. And then it's, it's like an old camera. And like before the videos we've been seeing, it's very obvious. It's like a digital camera and they just put in the black and white filter on it. This one looks like it's like an old ass like film camera. Yeah, like the the frames per second drops significantly. There's a lot of blur between each image and

sounds like my Catholic confirmation.

This you know what, this is the video of that. Oops. Oops. Done uploaded it. Took it all the way to watch it.

Alright, Mystery solved, guys. This is me, apparently.

But in this one, it's this is the longest video it's seven and a half minutes long. Of course I got it again. Longest videos. And I picked it so I can't even blame anyone.

You did.

But it's just this woman doing this c&c ritual thing she like, you know, minor trigger warning, I would say right here for the video. The trigger. She's like sitting there in front of this, like school and candles and everything. And she's like, kind of like, like, like wobbling back and forth doing like sciency stuff. And then she presumes to like, cut her wrists and the blood comes out onto like, this goal and everything. That's pretty much it for seven and a half minutes.

We'll go over that for sure. But like, like we mentioned in the beginning of this, there's a lot of unknowns with a lot of the ciphers in this because I'm gonna I'm going to you'll see about my next two episodes, and I will explain to you why. It's confusing, because, yeah,

so everything we talked about is confusing. This is confusing her. So that's all you need to know.

Yeah, so basically, the fifth video is called 3114 5.2. And the description in the YouTube is they live among us

altar. That was word I was looking for. Great. I had help from discord.

To be fair. This, all I have to say about this video is that it's a bunch of weird music. And when you put it through a stenography decoder, yep, nothing comes up. Oh, there's no imagery. There's no nothing like some of the other videos which, as we've said, a million times we will go over yep, I promise. Nothing comes out of this video as far as that's aware. So like, when you're watching this video, it's just a circle. Like, it looks cool. Looks like a radar. It looks like yeah, like flashing.

This was my favorite video, like visually, visually, it's

pretty cool. Yeah,

it reminded me some like old 80s Like,

KFC murder chicks video or something? Like an

eight oh, eights, you know? 80s like, since kind of

Yeah. vaporwave Yeah,

the weird thing about this video is that like, there's like, like I said, there's a circle in the middle of the fucking frame. And in that circle, you're getting this weird, like, almost like you're seeing the plague doctor or somebody like literally around

the predator to me. You can't really tell shimmer, the telltale server.

You cannot make it out. But you see this figure moving around in the circle that's moving back and forth, which it like I said, looks like a radar like scanning an area basically. Okay. But that's it. That's it. That's it. That's all we get from it.

I'm sensing a trend.

Just wait. Oh,

you're gonna switch it? I thought me? Yeah. So video

six is called OSC. So OS X dirty.

Oh, ah.

And it's looking how it is literally just a music video. Yeah, yeah. But oh, real quick. Got sorry. Yeah, Mike. So the go to your corner. This music video is an oscilloscope. So it basically did the work for us this time. So instead of us having to run this through a cipher and determine what images the music was showing, they actually use something that

you am game with that and that's enough of that.

Works for me. That sounds like some shit. I used to take some fucking like ecstasy. Yeah. Yep. stay up all night and I was just like this is the fucking beast.

Boy again. KFC murder chicks. Yeah

straight

up. It's what it sounds like apparently if you play that in two times speed it sounds really really good but

it sounds kind of dope.

Oh yeah the soundtrack for my drive home

the imagery that you see in your video though is what my fucking an episode three if you look at the what's it called stats epigraph,

just spent the spectrogram a

spectrogram Thank you. That's what you get the same imagery that's in yours is what you get on my video.

Yeah, so one of the images that you will see is like a logo actually, of dudes brand or whatever you want to call it. Parker, right? It's like persona. And I mean, I don't have much more to say about and there's

like that lady like hovering. And then you get like the skulls. Oh, yeah. You get that in mind as well. I'm saying yeah, it's

very not hidden. It's something that he wants you to see. And and you know what, I think this is a perfect time to start explaining who Parker right is as a person and

why wars happening? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes.

We have a ton of a ton of code, a ton of weird things that are going on. What the fuck is this? You know what I'm saying? Yank pen? pig pen.

Yes. Okay, so, let's get to the exciting part of all this the part that makes sense kinda math. Yeah, the math. We all love math, you know? So you guys have heard some clips of the videos that we've been watching. Hopefully you've been watching

When you ran through the spectrogram what else?

Sure that was from the Boston Strangler

Yep, we get the boston strangler and we have two other at this point in time unknowns we do know what they are at this point but I'm gonna say that

I will say the boston strangler one is

very graphic incredibly so all of the all of the they don't call them a strangler for nothing Doug all of the imagery you're gonna find in once you run this audio through a spectrogram decoder of the first video on Parker writes you to pay Jesus Christ

this is how you find out who the Scranton strangler just so you guys

Parker right all along. Or Toby Yeah.

But no so after you run this through it, you see you see dead bodies, one of which is confirmed as the boss one of the victims of the Boston Strangler the other two are just fucking steal frames from very graphic gorefest movies. I do not remember what they are at this

from the Vice video? No, put on a word,

dude, unfortunately, that was one of the better videos. Like

I thought it sucks. So we'll talk and put put save

like there's there's nobody knows what the fuck this is. No one knows why. And it's giving off very strong cicada 3301 vibes to me. incredibly strong. The fucking cipher pathways you have to take like, just this is one cipher like i It's fucking nine pages on my phone. Are you fucking kidding me? You get other imagery of like, plague doctor masks, you get more allusions to disease. The end of the world. It's all very

there's a lot of mention of lino a virus come in and fuck the virus or

a big one. Something biological. And honestly, a lot of people thought that it was predicting like a bioterror attack. What if it did, which, again, it might have it might need, we don't know, we have no idea yet. I, I could spend four hours on ciphers.

Not me. None of them they suck a bullet.

Literally none of them will give you information aside from the fuck was at red lips.

kiss ass

red lips, guys as fuck red lips something sink ships. I know. It's not that

either kiss like red lips

kiss like red lips. That might be it? Oh, no red lips life 10th That's what it was red lips, like 10th. So they're actually this is this is actually a cool one, because I just learned something about the first translated message you find is the address for the White House, which is where the President lives. A lot of people take that as a threat on the President's life, considering the fucking content of the videos, which I am kind of

What is the what does it translate to? You never said the red

lips lifetime? Yes. Oh, the White House address. And then you talking about this? The other one? The big

thing? The big thing? Killed the president. Oh,

yeah. If you rearrange the letter, I thought lips.

I thought I fucking mentioned that anyway. Yes. It's basically an anagram for killer president. And it also alludes to the address of the president. And it also gives you four moves to checkmate. Now is that code for something else being relayed to somebody else?

I hope that we're not on a list again.

I don't think we'd be on a list probably on a list or we've we've been on a list for a while now. Mike, Greg our drone strike. No, Greg, our NSA agent he told us we're safe from those release another two weeks ago. Okay,

thank you, Greg.

Yeah, seriously, everyone think Greg Greg um, so yeah, we've got killed the president we've got the president's address stop

saying that we're gonna get in trouble

and then you've got foremost checkmate. All of these are very very very political statements. And that's gonna that's going to play a lot into my theory about this whole thing, so I'm just gonna leave it at that. We it's

Oh God, this is at my house to my gonna get a letter in the mail. Hell that's like, oh, the FBI is gonna take you to court. You're gonna get the letter that says Biden gonna land Air Force One on my fucking road and then just come up and just slap me in the face and then go back out.

He's gonna pull your pants down, spank you,

he'll forget what's happening before.

So, okay, so again, we get some more hexadecimal code. I'm not going to read it out. It's long as fuck. If you translate it, it once again, alludes to the White House, West executive Avenue, Northwest Washington, DC 205022. Which betting was wondering, is the fucking Yes, only on Tuesday. It's the address of the White House. So right off the bat.

Yeah, let's not do that.

Let's, let's just everybody. Let's just agree. Let's believe Jason right now, when he says there's a fuckload of ciphers that are all menacing, terrifying and creepy.

And that's the big thing like we talked about how the the first and second video are the most important. Yep, that's where we get most of these ciphers from the reason that the rest of the videos have no real like movement on them. There's a fucking Reddit there's fucking tons of people working to try and still to this day animation out of this. And there's just nothing

there is a you know those right triangles I mentioned. But yeah, that's a cipher. It's called pigpen. Yep. Did pig pen ciphers? Yep. And although you know what, it translates to have it somewhere what it translates to something that you, lad basically for

others the Latin, Latin? No, actually it's an offshoot of

translating the Latin that just translates to out of small germs giant things have risen. Hey, look more bioterror more bio terror,

the fucking the video with the Okay, so the was the first video used to have a binary title that just translated to Muerte Spanish word for death. Yep. Hence and then you have that mixed with the plague doctor mask. Hell muerte, alluding to Black Death a new

antihero in Marvel?

Nobody cares and bad Bunny's

good. Actually, I'm in a movie.

Actually. Hold on to that fact. Because I might be revising my theory. Okay, good. But honestly, I don't really I don't know what to say else about the fucking ciphers because there's a so goddamn many of them. And B they're all in the fucking same vein. Yeah, the

ciphers definitely feel like the he made all these ciphers just for ciphers sake. They may not have nothing to do with nothing. But it's one of those things where if you look in the background, and you stare at this one brick in the video for long enough, you'll see three dots come up and you're like, Oh, we're gonna put them in the fucking wing, but Dyngus cipher, and that means forgotten.

I wish you were like, I wish you were exaggerated.

I think that's what he did. He just did it. Yeah, you get people excited about seeing something.

I wish you were exaggerating on that. But literally, almost every frame of these clips has something in it.

The bricks are in a weird pattern. I put the bricks in the Womble Dumble. And then I got fucking the I got the script for Shrek

gets faster every time it says the word be though. Yeah.

Love that. I can talk about a couple things too.

Please fucking jump in. Because do you? The ciphers are a dead end.

Yeah, getting off of the ciphers. There's a couple you know, theories on why these videos exist. First and foremost, my favorite is that it's all a ploy for a movie marketing for the Davinci Code.

Oh, that's Do you think that's true? That's not the DaVinci No, no, but that.

That's my favorite. Yeah, and browns Inferno. Yeah,

that's my favorite one. Because the whole premise or the whole theory around this theory is in Inferno. Apparently in the book. The villain wears a plague doctor, mask and soot and threatens to destroy the world with

a virus. Yep,

that's it. Yeah, that's my

guess what year that that movie came out in 20. He's 16 it was either 2016 or 17 but yeah

2016 Yeah. 2016 Yeah. Because it filmed in 2015

How do you know this?

I have no knowledge on films. There's other theories were like, this is like Jason said, like a forewarning, like of a terrorist attack or something like that predict from COVID predicting, there's another one where it's predicting COVID That was another one of my talk points. Sorry. It's predicting COVID And then it's a you know, ironic because these videos got very popular when COVID started, you know, bustin out. And people started looking at it during COVID season.

They were by themselves Yeah, upstairs with the lights off, which is where we develop

this pot. I guess you guys develop this podcast, and then I was a second thought, which is good.

But we were going to tricky, well, good. Well, that's another another.

But there's another, you know, there's theories where this is all just a, you know, another marketing ploy for you know, music companies, there's a there's a marketing ploy for the Creator Himself, Parker, right, where this is just all just an art project. There's a series where this man is in ko hertz with the band tool. Cahoots suits, yes. With the band tool, because every one of his uploads, comes out around the same exact time as a tool album, or a tool. Like song release

that Okay, so the tool is the only band I would accept this whole premise with even says

the guy Parker Parker, right is like, Oh, I'll release in the next video when a tool album comes out. And then he releases one. And then one month later, there's a new tool. And then he releases his next video. And then like a week later, there's a new tool single. So it's like, are you in on this dog? Do you have some information that we don't like? There's a bunch of like, random theories that go along with this. And my, again, the

you want to do that right now?

Do you want to mention the Creator first? Or do you wanna do real or fake first?

Let's do real or fake first. That would be far more appropriate.

Okay. On Go 123 Go fake. Book, and here's why I think it's fake. It's very easy for me, this guy just threw a bunch of shit. Like he was like, what kind of, you know, ciphers and codes kind of throw into a video to just make people genuinely, you know, excited to crack a code. The dude's put numbers on his hands he's got the flashing light that's doing Morse code code. He's got the fucking pig pen he's got hexadecimal he's got binary just popping in and now he's got symbolism in the background.

Literally, it's all it's all the fucking prevalent, common has ciphers and burn energy,

and he's done the same. Easy, he's got six videos out three half of them are the exact same shit. Almost nothing has changed and hasn't been improved on to where there's more of a story over six years or six years. There's no story really besides this virus

if this is like a long con type thing, he's doing a great job.

He got to the point where people got so invested in this thing that they found the abandoned building that he filmed the first episode in in Poland

Poland. To be fair, we knew that because the fucking postage for the video is

yeah damn yeah from but but they found the exact same one. They're like hey, no new shoots us warrior. There's no graffiti on the bricks. So yeah, he put it in there. But I honestly just feel like he just made this just to say how much shit Can I throw into a video just to be you know, creepy internet video guy. That wasn't what I got out of it. You want to hear why? Oh, and then sorry.

Why do you why do you think it was mentioning that

well as always, it's always goes back to the KC murder chicks he got fucking the one was the band that made that one.

Oh, DJ

No, no, no No the other one that popular with Paw net Polybius people thought was previous pro pro vs Pro. Previous

the pool bleus. Yeah, with a fucking blinking finish nails Nine Inch Nails Yeah, always

comes back to music. Anyway, that's my thing is fake because of that, although if it is real Fuck,

I'm going to save my portion for last. So Dougal's

Doug's also going to save his portion for last year at a stalemate no one taught

let's rock paper scissors.

it I mean, if you want to go first I don't give a shit. I just

know he wants to go last year.

I'm pretty sure both of us have damning evidence for this. So whatever you want to do my god,

I mean,

all right, cool. I'll go first. Alright. So the reason I fucking know this is fake because in front of me, I have the Patreon for Parker writes. Let me tell you what he what he says. Is this in the same vein of what you're going to talk about? Yeah, it's Yeah, almost. Exactly.

Well, so the one thing that I want to mention is that dudes as Polish as hell.

Pink Floyd did probably assume

sorry, not nines now. That was the with T Thank you.

Thank you, Discord. Thank you guys.

Long story short, fucking. I looked up. Like there was all these videos of him and his like, crew doing these videos and like, they're almost in the same same like weird vein as the videos were. Yep. It's not as cryptic obviously, but they're just like someone's talking to someone with a blurred out face. I don't fucking speak Polish. So like, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Right? But good lord. Are they talking about something? And it's like

they're they're making words we know that much. They're making better mouth

you can tell that this is a like Film Group. Yep, this is a group of people who like to produce films

as an art medium Correct. Would you say they might be Film Art students so let's look at the Patreon shall we? I agree with Doug this is a this is an art projects by somebody who is looking for some kind of recognition which honestly he did fucking deserves

well they got it fucking vise had made a video about it vice made

a video about it they have the whole like the the story about it as Mike said before it's not the greatest but to be fair to be fail What do you guys do? Do you not watch Letterkenny? Not what a fucking god you're not a hick. But no So what the fuck was I just saying?

Patreon.

Oh yes, the Patreon so here's how the fuck I know this is fake.

Here's a fake how new here i near you know.

Let's go to patreon.com/parker writes

I found it perform. Oh shit. What did I do? It's

always boring.

So Parker, um, okay. Parker is

creating puzzle, short films, music parts, and photos. You can select the membership level, we have our $10 level which there are it's limited. There are 44 or 50 remaining. It's $10 per video slash puzzle. You can join this and if you do, you will receive an autographed postcards postcard sized photo print of a frame from 11 B 31369. Signed by Parker. If you go 50 bucks a month switch. Whoa Sheesh, you get a limited edition version of the same thing. There's 100 bucks a

a month. Oof. Magoo.

Does he have anyone in that?

No. Limited. There's only one spot for this. So okay, this is actually this is going to be my favorite part of this episode. There's only one spot open for this and it is not taken. These are reserved for his mom. No, it's reserved for

Our Patreon money's gonna go to his Patreon

patrons I like this is too good to pass up. We could literally recreate the entirety of 11 B dash 1371

do that. Yes.

Did you see how many recreated videos there are of this thing?

Okay, but but I want you to think about us doing it.

You know you got me. I will pay this man on the internet $500 for a shit that's

what I'm fucking saying. Like there's there's only one spot for this. This was tailor made for us. There's one spot open Total so no one has claimed it.

Parker, right. I don't want to, like overstep my boundaries here because I hope to God that you follow us one day and we maybe get you on the show. That'd be dope. But yeah, I don't think you're like insanely popular and popular enough to be like, here's a $500 tear,

dude. That's what

I think he was like, hey, it's so maybe I made this thing. Oh, God, I got real popular. Oops, dude. No, here's

the problem he went from and here's the viewercount. Are you ready for this? Videos? This is the fun part. And I don't want to sound like a dick again, because this

is what's the first video view count 4.4 million K, what's the second video?

196,000. And then it jumps up to 1.2 million. And then it goes to 22k 16k and then 8k? Yes. I don't want again. You still get views, which is great. But people wanted a story and you're not really supplying people with a story.

But see, that's the thing. I don't think he was trying to supply a story.

But people's idea is what I mean people thought he was they don't fucking matter to him.

I mean, because he's doing million 1000 person he does not he's

flying fuck dude. Like he had an idea in his head. He did what he wanted. The first one thing for

you. I don't want to be meta but mucha so that sounds like bitches just gave up to me. I agree. That's

that's no that exactly. No, that's that's where I'm going with this. Yes, she did the first video the first the first of two videos. Were an experiment. Okay, this is what I'm positing.

Here's like, Oops. I said kill the president. Gary talked about this earlier we did I done did said kill the president bad dude. He's like, this is ours now.

It's exactly what happened. He fucking tried his hand at an ARG it went fucking sideways because it says kill the president and then gives the address for the White House. And then the only excuse he could think of to save himself from the hole he dug was to say it's art. Because what are you gonna say to that? Art? That's my theory. Maybe

we should stop saying, Kate. Kate No.

John Lennon.

So you know what's really funny? To make Mike really uncomfortable.

K K, the prison. This will be fun.

It is absolutely legal to say the best place to kill this is the top two building right across the street between the hours of 4pm and

9pm. It's also legal you'll bomb in an airport, but you're gonna get arrested.

Hear me out. It is absolutely legal to say that. to advise anyone to do that. Absolutely illegal. So I will not do that.

You said legal. You mean illegal? What? You said Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, no one say any of these words. Stop saying those words. We're gonna get blacklisted. And Biden's gonna come to my home and punch me in the moose. And I don't want that. Hey,

I'll film that moose.

So what are we what are we doing with all this information right now?

We just kind of that's it. We have nothing to do with no, I

understand that. We know what to do with it. And no one knows what the fuck is going on here.

We throw it at the proverbial wall. And it's there. There it is.

It's up to the role sliding down a window. So Doug, one.

Let's pretend for a second that you are an expert in any topic ever killed. Press star

we're gonna get into Okay,

we have to write a disclaimer for this. I

think that makes sense. Yeah, but okay.

What do you take from this Doug?

I got to be fair, nothing out of this. Like, cool. You tried to be edgy? You tried to do a thing that got people worked up. And you did it in your first video? Yep. And then you put out five more videos that had little to do with dogshit absolutely nothing. mmm the internet went wild for it for a while batshit insane and now if you go to the disk or not the discord the fucking Reddit for this working group. It's it's a bunch of people being like trolls. Check out my let's

it is an art project. Dilute it art project. I'm saying it now so we're okay as well. Our project is

no you're onto something. Is that like the fucking loophole here? When I say whatever the fuck we want as long as we say this As an art project art

project

we're in my home for our current president I

don't buy a house if anything happens is happening to me we're in my

home Mr. FBI agent

Mike Duggan I feel absolutely safe in this

anything I say here no one knows.

Stop stop stop we're gonna get in trouble discord rules are they saying it in the chat knock it off we fucking rules in discord they're

not saying anything right now. No, they're not. You they're not I'm looking right. Okay. Mike Still can't prove it. It's right there if I close my eyes You can't prove it.

I don't see it doesn't matter. No one. Like takes us out of this fucking

seriously we're done man. We're in the fucking limbo of another stuff. I

don't end up in Guantanamo Bay. And I know I said it wrong.

When I'm there Domino's

Domino's Bay over there just go to linkedin.com/deluded pod go to patreon.com/pod pod where you can help get my bail out of prison

we're gonna fucking this episode.

Yo Do you think so?

A post production is magic.

This is still on Discord

the more you told me to stop the more

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Ooh

yes. Anyway, I'm done. All right. I will say everyone pull out your like if if you were alive during that time where they had like gold or silver fillings in your teeth rip those out for me because I'm going to need the money for bail again. Because I'm going to jail so thank you. I love you all. i Please don't say okay, the prison

Miami No, I have us I promise

no, you say that but a half of this episode is dug just a minute.

Half the episode more like the last five minutes.

I need you to trust me I got this trust game Mike

trust game.

Well now it's in the discord because Doug's like a goddamn virus. Oh my god, it all comes

full circle Doug's not real okay the P Oh my god well shit guys stay fucking paranoid. Thank you so much for listening to whatever the fuck this was. Wrong LIS somewhere. Don't actually kill the president. We don't say don't do that. No, the only time they want to be only time they want you saying this you put don't in front of it the same as with rape like don't just do this the only time they want you saying that Doug

so if you're gonna take your pee oh my god you're gonna take your bees so you peens scan your beans all you have to do after you take them out folks

I'm saving this right here none of us want anybody anywhere you don't anybody planning that's we're not condone anybody talking about this with anybody and we do not condone any acts of violence toward anybody. So please stay safe at home and visit do not visit the coordinates given to you in the videos we just talked about. Absolutely Please do not kill the press

every everything you hear here is satirical and it's a joke nothing is a real we are we're not experts. We're like Fox News in court. You should be smart enough to know that what we say is not true. Everything is a joke. Everything's jokes. It's really good thing No, no don't even for legal purposes. Jokes joke it's a joke. It's

all junk. Just don't kill the president. Yeah, don't.

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