DLUTI 060 - Dear David

Recently has I mean what was his name on the office was like, Darrell, Darren, Darrell Devon dress. Oh,

are you talking about gave?

No it's not Gabe is the guy that he's now in what we do in the shadows. He was calling Robinson and that and he's funny as off hasn't seen that show. So welcome to dont look under the internet everybody. Welcome welcome.

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Hey

welcome to your mom.

It's a show about looping back around now. He's said welcome to the show. Not

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You thought I would just let you jump into an episode. No way. Jose. I got five people that I want to shout out. Five, five you first and foremost. Before I shout them out, you people are probably wondering, Where is the upload on Monday? Well, we had an incident with our producer and Finley as you all know, he was hungry. He was hungry and so the episode got

to upload this right after if it doesn't happen. I'm sorry,

attempting Tuesday night if anything Wednesday night either way. Pretty dang close to

latest is Tuesday, Tuesday morning, Tuesday. Which day? Well, it was.

I mean, Wednesday morning,

what the day after tomorrow? So Thursday. What's that word for the day? A fortnight know where it's like the day. Anyway, I want to know today but like there's

Yeah, talking about thank you for being patient

with us. Next week should be unscheduled because guess what? We're recording that one or after this one.

And I wasn't in the last episode. That is an episode because you guys are getting the best of both. Yeah,

this actually worked out quite nice. Because now Doug's here for the last episode.

This was his topic too. Yeah.

So anyway, the five people that I want to say hello to first and foremost we have SG Loki. Hi. Hello. How are you? I saw you wonderful person. We have Peter Caliendo. Hello. Hello. Hello. Joseph bashment. Who we've been talking to a bit on the Oh yeah. Patron Hello.

You're very interested in our lives. Yeah. And then I want to

want to say it's pick Pixies. pIy echo the who was our European

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two? Yes. Oh, nine more British and then goodbye. It was great. Because Mike goes, how does it work if they pay us?

Oh my god. Yeah, that's right. He's like, Wait, is that what's the conversion? He literally goes, Wait, what tiers that then I'm like, No, I think that's the exchange rate. Mike is nine euros is $10. Which is why it says they are a part of the $10 tier.

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I think I had to message her and be like, my bad. No,

but I just wanted to shout out to Alondra because it's not fair to have a shout out on poopy audio. I want to make it fair for you. And so hi Alondra. But You five are the most wonderful beings on the planet. All of you patrons at patreon.com/deluded pod are the most wonderful people everyone gets a week though. Yeah, but you five, especially this week, next week. Best of luck to you.

in the next hour, which Hey, that's it. That's happening. Actually Paco kokuka bum rushes make us work.

So, you know, Doug, I'm gonna ask a dumb question I asked you last time. Okay, Doug, if I were to write you a letter, how would you start it?

But you were addressing it to somebody named David. Yes.

Okay. My sweetest child to whom this may concern.

I'm really happy that we're on the same page with that because I did the exact same shit to him last week.

I definitely wouldn't say dear

though. Oh, well, someone might in this weird story that we're covering. It's Dear

David. David. Yeah. David, you're kind of day to day here. David. David, here, kind

of go ahead. It's funny because I actually saw this before I got into args even with you. I just like it. I just saw it on Facebook one day on Reddit. Like, Oh really? Facebook or Twitter? Facebook, like I saw a link to the whole story. Oh, yeah. Me to Twitter. So like,

Dear David is a Twitter story kind of like Gregory ADA. Yeah. Or the sun vanished which shout out again. Aiden Sun vanished. The discord just discord the link tree.com/w pod go there. Find the link to the discord go stalk.

Go hang out with the creator of the Sun vanished because he hangs out with us. And he's super he's

never said a word in there.

But oh, yes. When he first got everyone's like, Oh, yeah, that was that the sun vanished guy. And then he immediately was like, I'll never tell you forever.

He's keeping tabs on it.

Yes. David, it's a Twitter store. You can probably read the whole through the whole thing. It's relatively short. If you go to like the main topics, but if you're going into big details, it's when you can get to get lost in the sauce.

If you read goods if you read good 30 minutes Yeah, you maybe

you can be on the pooper and read this

thing. I would say I'm really enjoying the launch the sauce get lost in the sauce.

Where should What do you think the story begins boys?

With somebody dying with a tweet. It begins with a

tweet on bird app by a man named Adam Ellis. Holmes to Adam, if you are hearing this. Follow me on our Twitter. Yeah,

his up. Anyway, if you want to come do an interview with us, because we have a lot of questions for you. And you guys will understand why in just a few hours.

preface this Preface. I think the best way to describe how we're going to do this episode is instead of reading tweet for tweet verbatim, we're going to kind of tell you the story. Yeah,

yeah. I mean, that's like that works better.

My notes will not let me do anything else. So

I'm gonna start this off though, ironically, by reading tweet for tweet, only the first few.

The first few, we will not be doing this. So anyway, here is a verbatim tweet for tweets, record executives

choice to say this thing that might have been said no, yeah.

So anyway, this all starts off with a few tweets from a man named Adam Ellis back in 2017. I don't have like specific dates. I know Jason, you have a few I think I didn't

get an I literally all I did with mine is I like dated when a considerable amount of time has passed. Cool. I'm not going like oh, it's tomorrow now.

My notes are Mike's so

So it starts off with a couple tweets from Adam. first tweet goes. So my apartment is currently being haunted by the ghost of a dead child. And he's trying to kill me.

That's what you think he sounds like.

Alright, fine. I'll switch it up. His next week.

He stole a pair of dreams. But I think he's crossed over in the real world now.

launders left.

Oh, no. Bye. Bye. Thank you so much for okay, that before you go further, I do want to clarify one thing. For those of you who don't know who the fuck Adam Ellis is? I am almost positive. You have seen his comics all over Facebook. Yeah, he's everywhere.

He does that one comic of the pregnant lady cutting the gender reveal cake. Yeah, with the lizard. It's green. And then she's like,

yes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the guy that that's the guy that we are covering this.

He's a busted out comic guy. Yep. His next tweet is the time. The first time I saw him I was experiencing sleep paralysis and saw a child sitting in the green rocking chair at the foot of the bed. He had a huge misshapen head. That was dented on one side. I did my best to draw it.

I think I preferred the first voice.

Yeah, I don't know why you objected because I knew it was gonna get

fired. For a while. He just stared at me. That'll do. But then he got out of the chair. Started shambling tour. The bed bed. I couldn't move because I was paralyzed sleeper. I was right before he reached my bed I woke up screaming.

Like just like the mic. I don't know if you saw you probably didn't.

I had a little bit of juicy emphasis for those of you listening $50

Patreon tear you can come sit in I will live my space. I will lick you

you can sit my new pink chair

Mike is okay. So if no one else is aware of what just happened here, Mike is beginning his journey on his dream job of being a prostitute. Everybody has a price Mike, apparently $50

I mean, you get to sit on his chair and then he licks you Yeah, fucking steel. We

all got new chairs and mind sucks ass. It looks the best but it's

it is pretty great. Yeah, but it doesn't have a fucking lumbar massager or a foot rest. Oh, dude, I'm like, I'm leaning back right now. I'm so comfortable, are you?

My acid is already sore. So Adam over the course of this time starts to tell the tale of some of the other nightmares that he has where for example, one of them yes. Is when he's in a library. And this little girl comes up to him and says

you've seen Dear David, haven't you? What

is valid fingers?

What asking who? Dear David is the girl replies?

Dead? David is dead. He only appears at midnight. And you can ask him two questions if you say Dear David first. But never try to ask him a third question.

Or he'll kill you. Well

fucking cock right off.

Oh, rip your cock. Twist. You Oh, Nick to do that. Always. That video always reminds me of when we went to medieval times and Naomi and we were just yelling kiss. Jesus. Everyone arouses stereos to kiss him to the green knights. A few weeks go by and nothing really out of the norm starts to happen to add on. It's just kind of, you know, regular mundane world. That is

until David makes a return.

Adam tells of a dream that he had where he asked David how he died. David mumbles at accident in the star.

Oh, it's better than last time is much better than last time. I will say that. Adam then asks what

happened in the store where David responds, a shelf was pushed on my head. Adam then asks David, who pushed the shelf and David does not answer redacted. Now why would you do that?

Because it makes me laugh Mike.

And his answer is past redacted. CP Dear David. I CP is gonna be weird from now on to. So Adam, at this point, just asked a third question.

Oh, Tomi

fucking wakes up in a violent cold sweat. To be fair, to be fair.

Thank you. He did not start that question. In the appropriate manner.

Or and it's just the third in general. You know, you don't ask three. It's the rules of three. Rule of Three.

Fucking Austin Powers.

Yes. I mean, it's been a minute but yes, the

like, he's like, not a nice one was

like you asked me a question. different questions. So that is not in line with this question.

Two questions was in context to the second question therefore only counts as one question. And then he goes, No, firepit

No, he falls off a cliff. It's like my thing my legs. We could try to get on. Like, no, I think I broken

I think we need to we either talk to Adam or David and ask him well, okay, if we asked him if we ask you more than two questions, but they don't begin with Dear David, does that count as a question?

Now we're getting into semantics. Yeah,

yeah, that's this isn't Genie. Oh, maybe it is a junior rose. Who knows?

Anyway, it's not important to the story so

so after waking up in a cold sweat from just asking these questions is ghost boy in his in his dreams. Adam tries to research just who, who the hecky is Dear David. And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego. But who was Dear David and And he doesn't find anything on David or the myth of you know, Dear David haunting your dreams. A few more weeks go by and nothing really strange happens. Up until he realizes something is going

door. Oh is the fucking cats well, they

can see ghosts so yeah, and children. I can I can also see chills.

I can't actually Oh, I'm never we're just so lucky. This just

been known pervert Jason to being a cat. So no one is ever on the other side of the door whenever these cats are staring out the door. No one's ever there. He has two cats though. And one of them has a third leg. Oh, I put that in the notes. I

put he's a third leg.

Yeah, he has three legs. three legs. Almost all cats. At least three

legs. Do Yeah.

Adam starts to check through his people and that's not a euphemism he doesn't notice anything. I'm glad that one nailed Thank you very much voice

Oh, I'm just imagining a grown ass man. Oh,

hello. Thank you tip your waitress

on Periscope with the government

Discord is missing out.

It's okay. It'll be a great backup The Next Episode

Oh man.

So he he doesn't notice anything at first but after a keep he keeps checking the people. He sees something through there and he takes a picture of it in this picture anymore. abbreviated as P Hall Welcome back.

Oh, man. I mean, I'd say call it what it's supposed to be called. But it's called a people so like, I don't know what to tell you, man. We're just immature and tired.

So so after checking his his the door again the window and the door.

The little circular magnifying window.

He noticed a strange Yeah, mini porthole he notices something strange. He gets his camera in his phone and takes a picture of the the porthole in this picture is a stairway going downstairs and by the side of it is what looks like a shoe rack right by the edge of the stairs. Right by the shoe rack. You can see a small little shadow kind of looks like like a head or you said like shoulders or something.

To me it looked like a like part of a shirt and like the shoulder part of a shirt kind of like hunched forward Yeah,

I can see that. So he takes a second picture and the shadow is gone is destroyed vanished which you know could just be someone

walking down the stairs apartment

complex that might just people leaving. So once he notices that this goes away that is kind of the only thing we get with the people. He then goes to take a couple of videos of his cats and they're just like

me so I've seen that

before actually. While you're in the discord I was taught about this last time to just get a Hoopoe salt put it around you can't blow the salt away

we can't You can't make horror movies anymore that have to do with salt rings because like the answer is so fucking

it's fucking right. You don't want to be going away

or not just putting it out on the floor

oh my god what are those fucking things back from like the fucking like early 2000s Where you like put it on your like ankle?

Oh, no no, skip it. It was just given.

Yeah, you can really hit him with it. So no one's done that. What the fuck?

I don't understand. I need to say this is gonna bug me all night. I'm listening to a podcast called dungeon daddies right now. It's fucking fantastic but one of the characters their weapon is literally like a medieval skip it.

Fucking maze.

But they wear it on their ankle and they do the skip it actions whenever they fucking are in a fight. It was

dangerous. seem to come out of the medieval times skip it. So after putting the salt down, he even gets a sound recording app put on his phone, just like Sleep as Android app another episode.

I mean, the one that's on my phone right now. Yeah, my watch. Yeah, that's

an episode that me and Jason covered a while ago. Go look into it. And he finds a couple like audio clips from the the app that he uploaded. I didn't really get too much out of these audio clips. Like people mentioned. It's mostly footsteps and you hear like grumbling kind of like one of them is just this just Yeah. It's just that it

reminded me of those. Those ghosts audio. Yeah, it was caught on audio. Yeah, like the hundreds of them that you find on YouTube. Yeah. And

like you got cats to cats by guy it's you're probably just picking up your fucking cats. They're nocturnal animals.

Oh, my kids are waking me up all the time. Yeah, exact recording my sleep. They'd probably be like, Oh my God, it would be in my face as well. Every time Dwayne jumps off of anything it like earthquakes the house so like,

that's Luna. Every time she jumps down from something. Not only will the earthquake but her hitting. She'll make an ocean. Swamp Yeah. Adam, Adam after these clips, decides that he is going to buy a Wii G board, although he doesn't really do anything with it while we do board. Yeah, a little geeky board.

Linguini board. Yeah.

You someone's pasta. creaky pasta. Sweet. We did it. There it is. He just wanted apparently he just wanted a Ouija board just in case of according to Adam. He just wanted all the ammo. He could have to tackle the spirits.

Fair enough. Just pause it real quick. But do you have menopause? Yeah, I just have to pee. All right. So after that, basically what Adam does is he goes and he buys a Polaroid camera. Because I think he says that they're cute and dorky or something along.

Hipster trash with it. Yeah.

So shout out to Billy. He's like, maybe I can catch some evidence of ghost activity with this thing, right. So it takes some still images of his apartment to just test it out. And then he takes a picture of the outside hallway to his apartment. So like where his front door is. When he develops them from the Polaroid, they come back black. So basically, he goes on this little like, picture spree and starts taking pictures and they all come back black. And he's like, Oh, maybe

Oh, this this gave me fucking goosebumps. Yeah, for

some reason. Okay, so so he takes a picture with his phone camera, totally normal, you can see out of his front door into the hallway, or lights on and everything. But then when the Polaroid camera actually develops, you can see his whole apartment with the front door open. But the hallway is just pitch black lights off and everything and he has a great luck, you might he has a video of him taking the pictures too, if that helps. And it doesn't

like a buzz like a short like short circuit or some shit. Yeah, yeah.

So after that, he then decides he's going to say to the house because of course he does. That's, you know,

it is way spirits way.

But as the days go by, he basically starts to have more dreams of David and he's having trouble sleeping. And he actually even wakes up one night to his like apartment shaking. And he's like, I wasn't even gonna post this because it sounds ridiculous. But like, I swear my apartment was shaking.

Do we know Does he live in like New York or something? Yeah, we lives that you live in California. That'll make sense.

No, it's New York.

I wasn't sure. But yeah, so

it's confusing because he doesn't say where he lives at first. And then he says he moved upstairs and then he says he's in New York later. I'm pretty sure he's always lived in New York, though. Yeah, I think I think you're right. At least scrolling through his Twitter previous to this story. It looks like he's lived in New York

that that makes that would make sense. But yeah, he like he mentioned that he like he wasn't going to post it because it kind of sounds stupid. But he swears that it happened and then Um, he had this like weird dread feeling. He said like the way he described it was it's the feeling you get right before a thunderstorm comes. Yeah. And then like sure shit he gets an alert on his phone that says like thunderstorm warning like the big red like weather channel app fucking morning, you know?

Yeah, I see like the

lines of like, and yeah, literally just watched A Nightmare on Elm Street the other day, and like it was like the first thing I thought of because

yeah, this does give off strong nightmares. I just watched

The Evil Dead trilogy I told you.

Yes. S vs.

And I know we don't want to talk about movies on the bonus episodes but guys just watched there's

so much took I can't believe this is your first time seeing that trilogy are so good. There's a good

the remake of Evil Dead.

I can't watch it really good to watch too much realism in the gore. I

can't it's very it's one of the glorious movies and exists you can't do it in Turkey Carver

is not great, but it definitely is. It's lived it so I agree. I think the second evil that is the best, but the first remake of evil that is amazing. actually very good.

But I Sam Raimi is right. Yeah, yeah. Which by the way, apparently, I haven't seen multiverse of madness yet, but it's just a straight up fucking horse. Yeah, that's what I heard too. Oh,

wait a minute. Wait. First Evil Dead remake not?

Yeah, she's called Evil Dead.

Yeah. So they remade evil that in like 20 something 2016 Or something?

You wait. December you make that one too?

I'm not actually sure.

Well, you just you just said the one by Sam Raimi. You said yeah, that's I was confused about I don't know if Sam No, he didn't know he didn't. That's I was confused. I was like, there was another one. I thought there was a third.

I thought he did. The remake might have helped. He probably I think I saw his name attached to it. Yeah, if he didn't do it, then don't listen to me.

I don't know. Either way. let's digress from that. So where the fuck am I? Alright, so yeah, so he wakes up with the fucking bruises on his arm. That was why I thought about fucking nightmare. But the next day, he's walking around town. And apparently he always passes this warehouse all the time. Like twice a day

or the D. Alverez Fe D Aloevera.

I don't know he's not anywhere in that same room is not anywhere attached to that. Okay, well either way. Cool facts.

Wait, I lied. Technically writer because it's based on his.

That makes sense. Yeah. So So yeah, Adams a walking around town. And I guess he passes his warehouse all the times he mentions that but he goes and he passes it and he sees like, one of the gates up. And he notices that there's a green chair in the warehouse. And I'm sure you mentioned this earlier, but like, you know, there's a whole like stigma with Dear David or with David in the green chair and all this shit and

like some a green chair. That's where he's first seen is in the green rocking chair.

So after he leaves or walks past the warehouse, he goes and runs his errands. He comes back gets all locked up and shit as I assume a warehouse would be if it was closed by receiving a delivery through a warehouse store. Yeah, right.

So yeah, when we say warehouse, it's like one of those like, it's a loading data. It's a loading bay door. Yeah, it's not like you're going to fucking Menards or for you that aren't in the Midwest. Home Depot,

or Lowe's or some shit. Yeah, no, it's legit. It's a metal like, graded door. Yeah.

So after that, a couple days later, he mentioned that he keeps getting these calls from an unknown number. And he posts a picture of it. And it's literally just like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. But you know, obviously being tweaked out as he is he thinks it's David and it gets very anxious. And then one day he actually decides to answer it. So he doesn't say anything. And he just waits on the line. After a few seconds, he hears this faint noise say

A tiny, OMINOUS VOICE, I think is how he described it. Exactly. So I might might call him 400 times in a day.

He also said that this noise that he was hearing

really what that interview

he was he was he mentioned that the noise he heard before the voice was very similar to the electrical noise that he had heard and asleep app which is spooky. So after that, we get a few tweets of how he's talking about he moved the screenshare that was in his room into the living room and it's been kind of all over the living room and then he sets up a motion

right before that I think he said I'm getting the fuck out of this creepy ass apartment or like something like that

yeah he like ends up having to like basically take a mental health break from his own apartment and like he goes for this walk and then decides is going to go through to a friend's house or something. Yeah. But yeah, so we like the first video he sees is the jury and chair walk rocking back and forth and it's very it is creepy. It's not like by any means like, like light hearted

if you're trying to stay awake at one in the morning. It's a great video to watch.

And then it also picked up some more activities on his bookshelf in the living room. He had this turtle shell that was on the wall and then one of the videos of just straight up falls off and then fans and then also fans noticed that during these two videos the kitchen light goes from off to on from the first video to the second one which actually noticed too but

almost definitely. But actually

if you don't know how to lucid dream

Yeah, I that's a whole nother story that we had to talk to somebody about and have it

Yeah, it's been a minute why?

Just keep going. But the the live gras basically the last straw for him was he was passing that warehouse again. And he heard a noise like a like a thud basically like a knocking almost. And then he's like you know what, I'm gonna snap a picture in this little window above where I heard the noise. So he like snaps this picture inside of it and it's like this like dusty ass like abandoned room.

To me it looks like one of those old like carnival like the the carnival like the horse that goes around carousel Thank you carousel. It looks like an old carousel horse and it's a carnival

horse tornado.

I mean to me it just looked like a chair with like a bunch of like fucking like insulation or something like from something you know, I really couldn't.

We're both Yeah.

Whatever you want. But I mean,

so Ludi pod you figured

out pretty much let's go back to our roots whatever you think you're correct. But like he starts talking about how like well actually people start talking about they're like oh, you can like see like what looks like a head in the top right corner and to be to be fair to be fair, all that is a fucking stretch if I've ever Yeah, it looks like some fucking like dust. Yeah, I don't know.

The type of evidence that Zak Bagans would use to say, Zach get on the show.

But yeah, so you know, he's freaked out. Like everything that's happening in a student's life is just freaking them out to no end. Everything he does all these pictures all these videos are just leading him more and more towards the conclusion that yes, in fact, David be dicking him down. So

I was not expecting that but I love that's where

I went with it. But yeah, he decides that it is now time for vacation.

Yeah, I can't say I fucking blame him.

Well, no, not not. Not at all. Not that fucking got a Dodge. Seriously.

I like Okay, again. Let's just assume that everything that he said thus far is absolutely 100% True. Yes. Go somewhere else. Do not be at home anymore.

Don't be there. Go. Oh, go there. Just I mean,

he makes sure he takes like his cat you're taking care of right now Oh, buddy. Whoa, okay, um, they get taken care of. So he does plan a vacation and he decides he wants to go visit Japan. Um, he doesn't talk a whole lot about the vacation hopefully because he was enjoying the vacation, right? But he does post a few pictures and a few updates about this

for him in defense to the cat the deer David's not after the cats yet no. Yeah, dear David's after Adam. A that doesn't give a fuck about anything's your David just gonna pet the cats. Like a good person. Lick a good neighbor.

Stay tuned. David is there. So yeah, he gets his protection charm. A couple days later, he posts. He's walking around just exploring the area and he sees this like weird looking statue in the middle of like a city square. And so he goes up and he's looking at it and he sees a little so this picture. This statue is of like, mother's and a bunch of children. And I think it's like an ode to motherhood or something that that's what it looks like to me. I didn't read

pulled like a like a Crocker to fairies

it's it's affirmation bias 100% So I'm sure it's been happening to him and then all of a sudden he's just seeing

tuna go to a yacht his math test is very young.

But yeah, that's really all we hear about his whole trip to Japan. He talks about coming home and he said he posted pictures saying like, Hey, I'm home safe with his cats there and everything. Cats are fine. A couple days goes by and he starts talking about how the electrical like the electronics in his house are or his apartment or just on the fucking Fritz. The TV just will turn off the backlight of the TV will turn on without the power being on which as we all know, is

as a recent homeowner I can tell you that's a thing.

Mr. Moses lon four times. Moses

lawn at night.

Why do drugs when you can just mow along?

We're gonna Hank Hill on the Magen.

He does watch his kitchen light turn on and off by itself a bunch and he said he watched it for like a minute and a half before it finally stopped and went to investigate what nothing comes of that investigation. Here's some more noises the catcher meowing at the door some more. So we take some pictures to the people. And

he gets it wasn't as funny that time. It was

wait for it to wait for you know when he says I for whatever reason shove it in your pee hole. I think it's because he's gotten rid of the pee. So he shoots a couple of pictures through this peephole. And it's just blackness for the most part.

So now now it's hit him.

Oh yeah, no,

doctor, there's blackness in most

people's black. So he gets a he gets some pictures through them. And he posts them saying like, Guys, this is fucking weird. If I'm 100% Honest, I saw zero I saw a black fucking like I saw

the James Bond films pretty much it's just fucking nobody walks into the folks in

the audience.

But he also he outlines he's like, you can see an ear over here and like part of a chin and I and I'm like, Okay, well if you draw it over it Yeah, I'm gonna see that now. But otherwise nitrous

matrixing basically, more or less pieces and things that aren't facing

exactly. It's your brain tricking you into thinking something's there when nothing, in fact, is there um At least that's my take on those photos. I don't want to discount like a lot of this because he swears up and down. That all of this is absolutely fucking true. Of course his career rides on it now. Exactly.

It's begun Zak, Zak Bagans cannot see. No ghosts aren't real. He's too deep. Yep, it's 240 seasons in you can't say, I lied.

That'd be like in this episode by saying you know what? You don't have to be paranoid like just relax. Everything is cool. People will be like, well now I'm paranoid. So yeah, he takes these photos shares them people have the majority of people have the same sentiment that I did, which is like, this is fucking nothing but there are there were people that were like, oh my god, I totally see this. Just kind of playing into

Then work the first two times.

Well, he's not licensed. Oh, right. It'd be a licensed sage just right. I think that's what they're called. I think it is. So yeah, he get somebody to clean cleanse the house with sage and other ritualistic items. And she's

cleaning lady.

It could be

a scrub this for you real good. Okay, cool. Get the

ghosts out. Get the pledge on it. A couple of days goes by after that. And he's walking by the warehouse again. And the door is wide open and he gets this very dreadful feeling over him. So he looks in and takes a picture. This time he sees a hearse just fucking parked right near the doorway.

I we discussed it last time but again, yes. There's a new one. Yeah. Where the pictures are. Where does he see this? This?

The whatever your

Yeah. David. Yeah, David.

Let's we don't have to be coy about this story is called Dear David like it's David all the mysteries out the window. Now he sees it like it's so let's pretend you're standing at your kitchen. Right? You're washing dishes. Yeah, and about it like neck level is the beginning of these like windows? Well it's right outside these windows and standing like right under them. You see almost from like belly button up. And you see like this spectral very, very dark and very transparent

Oh no. Stewardess. There's a boy.

There's some things weighing. But yeah, so he's, he's scared shitless at this point. And like, like I said, the pictures of this, go check this whole twitter feed out. You might have to do some, you might have to take a class on how to search for specific timeframes on Twitter, because

there's a great website called wakelet.com. Oh, that has the whole like, have you literally Googled, Dear David? It's like the second link. And it's the whole story just did you

watch this on it? Did you do it on your computer? Yes, I did on my phone. Don't do it on your phone. It just, it's the fucking worst. So if you're on your phone, there is a way to search specific timeframes on Twitter, which is what I had to do if you're on PC or whatever else, just fucking use wakelet. It's way easier. So he sees these pictures. He's post them to Twitter. So now we're gonna go and jump to where we're at about November 6 right now. So this whole thing started. What

Yeah, I think it was October 26. was the last post that he posted. Yes.

So this is happening in the span of just a few months.

It's not long. Yeah. I mean, it'll be from like August to some of January maybe?

It seems like a lot because he's basically tweeting like 40 Fucking tweets at a time,

basically. Yeah, it's basically in real time. So November 6, this is when he wakes up. So presumably this happened on the night of the fifth, that he had more dreams of David. And him being in his room they pick back up now if you remember. Adam took that green chair that he first saw him in out of his room and put it in his living room. He never put it back. So now it's just the recliner in his room in his bed more or less. So now he's starting to see David on the recliner.

Davis is taking over his fucking furniture. You get to talk about a lazy boy.

Ah, so

no, no, nothing. No, no. Okay,

because of I appreciate it. But I'm trying to. I'm trying to figure out how to say this without sounding troubling. Remember, we're talking about a small child and a grown man's room. Yeah. Um, so he takes he, he, he has this dream and he wakes up. And he basically like, he'll wake up and then he goes back to sleep. And like the dream picks up right where it was. And so David starts moving

Because I think you mentioned like, oh, yeah, I was in my dream. I was just like, I whipped up my camera to start taking pictures. Yeah. And then I woke up and they're all there. Yeah, yeah,

that's right. He thought he was dreaming. So he checked his camera roll in the morning. And he's like, Oh, shit, they're actually here. And oh, fuck, this happened. So after this, he wakes up and he goes about his day, and he notices something he hadn't noticed before, especially because he just moved in. So isn't it time to fill out the top floor. But

there's a boy in my ceiling. Yes,

there's boys in my ceiling. I'm not a sponsor. No, he, he

who's always in the boys in the ceiling.

He notices like this, this hatch right outside his door in the stairwell. And he also notices that if you look at, like near the ceiling, there's a three foot space between like where the ceiling is and where like the ceiling, like the roof of the building is. So there's a three foot empty gap like right above his apartment. He thinks that's pretty weird. So he he gets a hold of his landlord be like, hey, like there's a hatch up there. And he's like, I don't worry about that and whatever.

probably you could tell by the style of the shoe. This kid had one fucked up melon, people

have styles man.

Definitely a fucked up melon for sure.

So after this happens, he gets a hold of his landlord again and says okay, I pulled this out of the ceiling. Like I've heard noises upstairs. I've heard people like either people or an animal or something running around upstairs and I don't know what it is. Can you go out there and check it? He's like, sure. Probably whoever's

shoe you just took.

Somebody used to have shoes. So he goes up there with a ladder and he's like, No, there's fucking there's nothing up here. Oh, you know what? Actually, there is one thing and he reaches his hand up and he pulls out this hand cut green marble. If anybody knows anything about marbles, which I didn't, until I researched this, it's that hand cut marbles are no longer made. Doll machine cut because why the fuck, wouldn't you? But it was this was a legit hand cut marble, which is super

Also, who out there is still buying marbles. Email us at delivery. pod@gmail.com If you've bought a marble in the last five years

fun fact. glassblowers right now and like the weed community like people who buy high end glass love marbles because their car caps

there Whoa, shit. What's a car boot camp? It's

for dabbing.

Oh, who's buying more of the drug community?

The drugs are buying Marvel.

herbalism on drugs man.

Who put these drugs in my Marvel?

play jacks like this.

So anyways, you get a Marvel game. He gets this? No, that's Jackson. marble. Marble. Oh my god.

Another episode to do what we do.

Alright, let's go. So he gets his marble and this shoe and he takes him to his apartment. And like any sane motherfucking human being he puts both of them on his nightstand next to his bed. So we can keep an eye on them all the time when he's sleeping watch the more or something exactly the more you know that trendy game that's going

on tick tock

so he leaves them there and again, nothing really comes of the shoe in the marble. Go forward a little bit and we

shoe in the marble sounds like a buddy cop TV show.

It really does look like shoes

in the morning. Oh, I would love that.

So a couple days ahead of this. Once again, Adam talks about another dream. And this one is bad. It's not good. So he ends up actually getting a this app that basically you set it up looking at something and it takes one picture every 60 seconds until you tell it to stop. It sets this up over overnight on his dresser or some shelf or something, basically so you can see the majority of the room you can see Adam sleeping you can see his furniture in the corner and a few other things.

Not weird. I pay money for that right now.

Yet patrons by the way, your money hours

you can watch the sleep. No, no, no,

no, look you

$60 or $50 You can watch me sleep.

We got to fill in between 11 and 15.

It just jumps a lot. Oh yeah, you're right.

Tears and butthole pictures and all the other things. So yeah. So again, first photo, nothing. The second one. It shows David sitting in a chair on the other side of the room. The next one shows David standing on set chair and then the next one shows him like getting down kind of like a little kid would. It's fucking creepy. It's very creepy. I'm like I'm having to relive it right now. Yeah, great. The next

no no mas she's got no mas

sounds like a thing a doctor needs to check out

so he shares these he's fucking significant significantly creeped the fuck out. However, he does have the holidays look forward to this family which are right around the corner at this point. And that's actually the next time we hear from him. We're here a few days beforehand saying he's getting ready for the trip up there and he's excited to see his family in Montana. Montana, Montana. The first few days he's up there he says he feels he

Stay up there forever never go back to your apartment.

Well then one night I'll beans he swears he sees so he hear either hears or sees somebody moving outside the bathroom window. Can we talk about bathroom Windows real quick? Why? Why? Why the fuck are windows and bathrooms? You have a window he does. You have a window in your bathroom. You covered it, thank God but like,

it wasn't for a while. So for a while there Laurie had only the bottom half covered. So if you're peeing, you could just stare at children at the park I've literally told her I was like, I'm gonna get on a watch list. I'm just trying to pee and she's like, No, no, no one's really looking in. I'm like, that's not the problem. I'm looking at I'm looking. If anyone sees me just staring outside just looking at my bushes in the front lawn is Humpty Dumpty, and they're walking their dog down the

doing something in a large drape up. Well, thank you, because that's don't like it. So after this, again, like a day or two later, he's like he's outside with his family and they're eating dinner and he goes into the kitchen or like another room with a window and outside he sees a bunch of tiny footprints in the snow. So goes out to investigate. And they are indeed they look like children's

Oh, it's not in your opinion. It's just a fact. Yeah. Okay, thing.

Um, so Adam goes to sleep. And he has a dream where David is not sitting in a chair across the room. He's literally levitating above him. And looking down at him and he tries talking to him, but his mouth is moving way too fast that you a make noises or be understand what the fuck they are. And as he's talking, he literally he goes like horizontal. So like they're face to face. So David's like sleeping. So he's just on

He just kissed a child. He's a pedo. Confirmed. Yep.

And this whole story is just to cover that.

How I got out of kissing a child.

Step one kiss Okay,

so do any of that people, please don't do that. Especially you. You know who you are.

So he wakes up from this terrible dream. He's like, God, thank God, this was a terrible dream. He goes and he grabs his phone because he's still using that picture app. And he scrolls through the photos. And he literally sees his dream frame for frame. As it's happening. You see David upright, you see him turn horizontal and start descending their lips lock. And it's like, it's like he glitches and becomes a little bit like transparent as that happens.

boys. We got him

the very last tweet that Adam Allison's about this whole story. You will you will not see this again. No.

Oh, solid. No. Yeah,

I was saying like Crisanta just walked in the door. Oh,

Adam, this could be take a seat. Take a seat. But the last tweet he sends out to assure everybody that everything is fine is literally just the word Just everything is fine period

that's it. That's something someone that's not fine would say

that they just rub that's it's so that's that's so different. Like he just spent a solid six fucking months or sorry four or five months being terrorized by something and then all of a sudden just oh no, we're fine I don't know but that is the full story of Dear

David steer David wrong one

yep renew key.

We're not taking a big

problem we're just deleting the entirety of track 14

fair there is one last video that he posts on February 14. Oh, yeah, if you want to cover that go for it. It's just as cat looking at the door. Yeah. David volume

two. Yeah, but he basically drops it um, you will be thrilled to find out that Lions Gate and some other studios pick this story up and has been working with people to create a movie all around Dear David. And again I know I said before, Adam Allah swears up and down that all of this actually like this happens. He's got stories about it. What do you guys think? That is a perfect time to segue into this

ready? It's a real or fake on on go. Ready? 123 go for a hike. Would you say Doug? fucky fucky fucky Yeah, well, Jason, what do you think it's a fakie

because this is so easy to fucking fake. But the big one for me and I know we've talked about this last week was the the sheets snow debacle. So in one video, Adam or David to standing on the bed over Adam right. And we said one of the weird creepy things about it is the fact that David doesn't have wait doesn't doesn't make the bed does sit like doesn't create any kind of effect on the bed at all.

Battle Cry,

but that's the big one. That's why I think this is 100% Fake.

Yeah, kind of just going off of that. I also feel like it's fake purely just because the story is like almost too too good to be true. Like all the things I've watched so much goddamn Zach Baggins. And he never gets things just moving on their own. He never sees like like you just never on camera get that show. Like it's just

I mentioned that last time Zach's been doing this shift for almost 20 years now. And you mean and he's had all this footage all this like technology? And you mean to me this guy with this fucking iPhone was able to catch God damn, David just fallen

on top of him. Yeah, with the free the free photo app.

Yeah, not on my watch. It's

just it's too good to be true. Although it's a great story. I'll give it that. I would love to see the movie for dinner.

I'm very excited for the movie. One of the

things that that's it. Yep, go ahead.

Are you serious? Are you writing her up? Do you I'm sorry. No, yeah, you're

good. Okay.

You're kind of still have a sassy tone. Are

you doing that on purpose?

My biggest thing of why this is fake. Is because tweet number one this supposed to be like a lie? Yeah, thing. He Metis like small dead kids trying to kill me. How would you know that you haven't even met who David is.

That was one thing that I actually wanted to mention. I forgot the first post is a picture of him. Yeah, yeah. Of a car in a cartoon form. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's

Doofy looking. Yeah. Just saying like how did you How would you know he's trying to kill he hasn't done anything bad yet.

Maybe he got he elaborates a little bit later. But like, yeah, what if you're doing a live goalie? I don't know. It all just it just does not it doesn't tickle my horror bone.

Yeah. Another thing is like, obviously, we measure Boehner

I do not get a fear Boehner from them score.

I'm not surprised. But he also like, obviously we mentioned before these artists that work worked for Buzzfeed for a while there. The fact that he's working for Buzzfeed kind of tells me it's fake enough. Also before Dear David he never really got any like hit tweets or anything. Nothing really. got past like 10 or 20 likes or retweets and stuff until Dear David,

Hey, when did Adam Ellis leave? Buzzfeed?

I believe it was roughly around the same time this all started if I'm if I'm not, I'm pretty sure it was long. Yeah. Also those audio clips. They're just kind of dumb. We could bring that up again like

to me right now. Do you guys hear those creepy? Weird?

It? It sounded like a like a maybe. Maybe that must be

the ghost that was here last week. Hello, which is why you started there and ended up here.

Yeah, so last week. I mean, we're at the end of the video, so I don't care. I could talk a little bit about this. But last time I sat where Doug sits normally which Doug sits with his back against the door. And there's like drapes behind him so you can't see anyone that could just be sitting behind you. It's so

Mike was literally just like, looking over his shoulder the whole episode.

See I have alcohol strength right now so

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Notice how we didn't put any restrictions so just keep that yeah,

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maybe explosives. Yeah, don't do

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we we gotta assess or fucking flush out though

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I hope you all have a wonderful day I don't you take dear David's teeth yank him out of his jaw put it in your so you have a set of phantom choppers

no no mas pero no mas no mas

no mas no mas by for me

I guess Mike's gone stay fucking paranoid everybody you don't know how often hauntings happen you can't possibly know so just assume they happen all the time to you forever so be fucking paranoid.

And as always been been I really want to say I can't say these things this will put us on a watch

list Don't I know where you're going? Don't

your pain and not

in a safe area away from any children's

ghost just

a ghost. Just make sure that no one can see your pain while you're slapping someone else's being that is not of age and has not that has consented to

age and has consented. Yes. Go everybody. Have a fucking fantastic

night's list.