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DLUTI 058 - CH/SS

May 02, 20221 hr 29 minSeason 1Ep. 58
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One of the first of its kind,  CH/SS helped make the genre of analog horror what it is today. But what is it? We will do our best to make it all far more confusing than it needs to be. Join Doug, Jason and Mike as they take out their "deleted recording frustration" on all of you, and unearth the internet conspiracy around CH/SS.

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Transcript

Jason

Start and this is that your new

Mike

guess what everyone? This is our second go at this because we went an hour into the last one and the SD card wasn't in the road caster can happen anybody

Doug

could happen.

Mike

We so yeah, here we are welcome to dont look under the Internet where we don't know audio equipment.

Doug

We're learning every day.

Mike

Yes. That's Jason Hello.

Jason

Hello.

Mike

That's Doug Yeah, I'm here. And I'm, I'm exhausted.

Unknown

My brain is.

Mike

Yeah, we recorded it an hour and then we were like, fuck no SD card.

Doug

And it was really funny.

Mike

It was really funny. I already forgot all my jokes. So.

Doug

So we're sorry.

Mike

So you're not getting as many bird scooters today we're talking about ch SS. But for staying out deluded.

Jason

You just fucking go defeat in your voice tells a very long story.

Mike

So there's three people I want to thank again. But you know what that means? That just means you guys have super special awesome multiple shout outs but you guys only heard the first ones. yourself under the table. Under the table, Greg Lynn, thank you so much. I made that joke before where are you a gremlin even if you come out from under the table? That was good. You're getting the condensed version of this episode now because I'm gonna just blast through every Freeman

8745 What up? What up me boy? Oh, very cool of you to be here. And let us

Doug

know if that's a halflife fresh reference. Sure. And this reference reference

Mike

reference and then we have the Smiling Man who is a thing that you guys have probably seen in discord and on Twitter a little bit. You'll probably end up seeing a bit more of that in the future I imagined might hear from him today. Who knows might even hear from today. Who knows. But thank you to you three wonderful people. You guys are the best for subscribing to our Patreon and if you want to, if you feel we're deserving of your money, which I don't blame me if

you say no at this point. Are we fucking patreon.com deluded pod? A lot of people don't know we're redoing it.

Doug

It's yeah, it's like seven people.

Mike

I'm telling everyone out of sheer comedy itself. Okay, so I feel like I'm hallucinating right now. No, you're not hallucinating You know who else hallucinate. See HSS boom segue right up you're in Johnny Depp right up your ass butterfly in my okay good thank god damn fucking

Doug

uses this is gonna be much slap happier my fucking God.

Mike

So yeah, we're going over see HSS which is one of the the earliest analog bores.

Doug

Sorry, we're still just dying of laughter mocking this marbles

Mike

VHS s and local 58 I think are the two that came out first. Yes. 58 A few days earlier?

Doug

Like a week and a half? Yes,

Mike

either. Go Go show CHS s some love because for some weird reason. They have a very low subscriber count in view count 7.7 1000 to be exact. Yeah, so go show him some go show him some fucking love. But yeah, it's it's a fun analog whore. No, one of

Jason

the OG analog horrors.

Doug

You could say it's one of the first for sure. Yeah. I did say that. Not two seconds ago. What was one whole week or something? Just something like that. Yeah, I was laughing Alright. I didn't hear a damn word. You said bro. I was crying. Like not like straight up crying or nothing. caught me off guard bro. You're like alright, you turn. Around this time, remember? Oh, What are you drinking? Forget Jim Beam Oh, my God, Jim Beam.

Mike

It's fine for being

Unknown

a $50

Mike

Dogs record maker's mark because what's new? That ends the segment of what?

Doug

Now we will move on to our next segment, which is the content. The thing we're here to talk about that we didn't already talk about our dog take us away. Oh my god, you're trying so hard to regain vision in my eyeballs because I was trying so hard. Okay. Oh, where do we even start? I don't even know.

Jason

So, at a glance, see HSS it's a very seemingly harmless broadcasting channel. When you look at the YouTube, you're gonna see lots of you know, blue backgrounds with a CHS logo that looks like you'd be watching the news or something. But as we all know, with analog horror, there's the nerves. Exactly. There's way more underneath the surface than we we get to see and this started in January of 2016. Good stuff on track right yeah, speed run going well, right. Fucking office dolphin is happy.

All right. So I'm going to just we're gonna do like we always do. I don't even know if we mentioned this, because I've been laughing through about 80% of what we've done so far. Fucking we've got about an hour's worth of videos. Yeah, just about do we mentioned that already.

Mike

There's like 50 episodes, but they're all really short. The biggest one is four to four minutes and 30 seconds. That's the only one other than that the the they get no bigger than two minutes and somewhere even like 30 seconds long. So they're very very short. You can knock this out like an hour and a half.

Jason

Okay, amazing. After that, if you're going to look at anything else, all the all the media fire, Twitter, etc, you're going to probably add about another hour to your viewing experience. All right, fucking

Mike

figure it out. This is This is

Unknown

frustrating to try to.

Jason

Alright, so I'm going to start at the very first video, and then I'm going to talk about everything like we said the very short, I'm not gonna go over everything and super like detail. So the first three videos are called advertisement one through three. And you're just gonna see some like real quick text on the screen one says from ashes rebuild a better society. There's still heights to reach mountains to climb.

Ensure your own well being put your trust in us be part of our psychological survey initiative. And you're gonna hear that that phrase quite a bit and you're gonna hear the bar very, very often.

Mike

It's the Taco Bell dog ha ha remember the Taco Bell bell

Jason

so the fourth video is called supplementary media Goddamnit I gotta open the document again. But this one is a doozy. It says you are about to be shown a series of colors and tones do not continue if you have not read the safety documents supplied with this media. You're gonna see like the classic like, like yellow green, blue red like squares with the static behind it and then it's gonna play this terrible visual

or visual audio audio tone. That gets just terrible and louder and higher pitched Yeah, and it's just really not great. And then after that ends it says you may now answer your psychological assessment survey 4.4 If you are currently experiencing auditory and visual hallucinations, please contact us at the video cuts out starts getting spliced and glitchy and then it says We thank you for your cooperation. Episode Five,

Mike

thank you what this is thank you for your cooperation.

Doug

You're welcome.

Jason

Anyways, so Episode Five is called PSA 32. For your own safety please do not purchase any pharmaceuticals bearing the CH SS label. These products can only be bought and sold through subscription orders. If you find a pharmacy claiming to sell these please inform the local plumbers, plumbers, police immediately. I don't even know what a pamesa is doing right now. decided he was going to use an ergonomic chair and then it

fucking suck. It looks like he's at a massage parlor like he's just sitting in a massage chair. Um, anyways. Yeah, so most of my videos that I am gonna go over are just blue backgrounds or like weird B roll with text over them. A lot of the videos are, but the specific specifically the first set are very much so this Yeah, and much like most analog horrors, you'll notice a trend the first several are pretty fucking normal in regards

to its content. And as you go along, you start to notice some irregularities, some things that are not quite right with it. Eventually, by the end of it, everyone should be fucked. It's like they've kicked it up just a weird in the weird factor like a percent or two every video almost. But that being said, Episode Six is called what is the psychological survey. And it's a survey Initiative is a

program run by C HSS. And funded by the US government tasked with evaluating the mental health of our citizens we assess and provide for those who are in need of mental treatment. We believe that maintaining mental healthiness plays a vital role in the security and social stability of our nation. Psychological survey initiative operates through multiple facilities located across the United States to maximize maximize impact across the

population. With your cooperation, we carry out our activities on a much larger scale. We need your help. Uncle Sam,

Doug

me need you. Yeah,

Jason

very, very much like you can kind of tell like, they're starting to get like this weird, like, abide by what we're saying kind of vibes going. You're free to do what we tell you type thing. Yeah. Okay, exactly. Okay, so now we get to beta safety tip 53. This is episode seven. And basically, beta stands for basic emergency training Action Committee.

Doug

Which cool no see in that, but that's fine. So babies baby ADA safety tip 53 is to prevent any accidents. Please secure all sharp or heavy objects, firearms and or hazardous chemicals before consuming and any CHS s prescribe Medicinal Products. Your safety is our top priority. I'm sure it is I'm sure I am absolutely shared.

Unknown

There a bunch of lawyers, lawyers. Yeah. No lawyers.

Jason

Well, now they're lawyers. So the next video is beta safety tip 64 says try to keep stilled during psychotic episodes in order to curb any chances of self harm. Staying calm is essential. Remember, hallucinations can never hurt you. And then as soon as that finishes, we get this Russian transcript on the screen. And it

stays there the whole time. And basically, behind it is just images of warfare and like bombs dropping and for like a whole 20 seconds, you just see the same bit of Russian on the screen, which translates to glorified hypocrites. Now, this is the first video that we get a mediafire link. And if you click that mediafire link and if you don't know what mediafire is just the download website. Basically, it takes us to an image of what looks like a, like

a letter someone's written. And to sum it up, a person named Daniel is writing to someone named Roy, and is basically talking about how some of the reels have been tampered with, how they think the the the like, video team has been fucking with their videos, and then the police are investigating it. And he doesn't know what Russian is. And he's gonna go and find someone that can translate it for him.

Unknown

Or you don't want to rush it.

Jason

But yeah, so it's like almost like we see a note of someone recognizing that the video we just watched has been tampered with. Okay, I'm trying to figure out who who done it. Who done it who not it doesn't work as well. I feel better. Maybe? Yeah. And then the next video we get it's called what is our mission statement and it's to provide high quality goods and proper mental support and treatment to everyone that are affected fective relevant and easy to obtain. We care about you.

Unknown

Yeah, they just X to doubt

Jason

apps in the chat for for that. Video. 10 is called sign off. And it just says this concludes our broadcast day and then it shows a flag to the like national anthem for like a minute and then at the very end, it shows a different picture of a flag. The flag only has 48 stars on it, which is very odd. There should be more. There shouldn't be

Unknown

51 Nine, okay. 73 and a half there

Mike

should be 51 Because Puerto Rico, there should be What about why do we own Guam? Thanks. So that's 5252

Doug

section of the podcast called Wild geographical speculation. Who do we own? Anyways?

Jason

So we're gonna go to So, one of the longer episodes now, which is called customer testaments, Daniel Sullivan. Now, this one is basically a little bit of text and then a video. So it says Daniel Sullivan has been afflicted with vivid hallucinations and mild insomnia for most of his adult life before discovering the psychological survey initiative. This is his statement. And then it goes pretty much to sum it up, he basically says, you know,

I was having hallucinations. I went to the doctors they couldn't tell me what it was the symptoms were getting worse and then his friends recommended he go to this, you know, the the survey initiative. And then once he did, he started to feeling better the symptoms went away and then they kind of told him Hey, your symptoms are going to be gone within a few weeks. And since his treatment, Mr. Sullivan has now been working for the HSS as a media manager and as unhealthy conditions. Oh

boy for him. Oh by so the next video is called an isolated incident. This one's really weird. It's just a bunch of like, like slapped together like little clips and it's a it's like a video of a wall and some crown molding. Then we see out of a window deco yes very Art Deco. So he's looking at somebody's looking at a window and then you see an outlet and a door open what sounds like somebody's like shuffling around the room like flipping through

papers. And then you hear someone like struggling with something and it cuts out and kind of hear like these groaning noises doesn't sound good. Right? So then we go to Episode 13 which is called supplementary media number five to two and this one is says you are about to hear a short dictated passage at the end of this video. Please fill out the psychological assessment survey 5.2 All it is is this really grainy, weird voice that says it is a sunny day. Sam and Lucy are on a

picnic on top of the hill. Sam has two apples. Lucy has five then it cuts to five oranges. It's

Mike

too many oranges. Why she has so many oranges. Goddamnit Lucy put them back she's got five oranges super glue them back to the QA one of your oranges to Apples kid from the math class where it's like Tommy has 15 Watermelons Yeah, that's Suzy here. Five oranges is too many.

Jason

Anyways, at the end of this one it just says if you are feeling unwell contact your local doctor immediately. We thank you for your cooperation and it's kind of just on par for everything we've been seeing so far. And of course we come have come over to beta safety tip 74 says if you are experiencing vivid auditory visual and or Chrono septic hallucinations, contact your local doctor immediately he or she will be able to direct

you to us if necessary. And then we get to the last one of my videos which is called special seminar notice of 1131 to 12 to special events speaker Richard Hamilton will be in New York at the penta hotel and ballroom B there is no admission fee or registration required feel free to join us in this event. Now we get another mediafire link

Doug

that says no that says just

Jason

cancelled idiots and there's really no explanation given as to why but we do get a link from an outside source showing that it has been canceled. Now one one bagel bagel red flag on this one is that 1131 to 12

Mike

two what's wrong with that November 31 does not exist Wow made up like the female organs

Jason

one of those things is true and it's November Yeah, so we're getting some weird happenings now in the videos it's starting to really ramp up we've gotten past level three weird and we're hitting that for five rain I think it's an alternate reality no one's we have cares dirty eight stars on the flag.

Unknown

Literally no one

Mike

November 31 I'm thinking different world

Doug

I'm one journey song

Mike

different world or some

Doug

the title of that song. Replace my separate ways number one I was not even

Unknown

glow.

Jason

Yeah, so those are my videos.

Doug

Stellar were on me now. Wow. Me hanging out Doug's back on. All right, where are we at? Are we speed running it? Well enough?

Unknown

I would say so. It's going quicker.

Mike

So the next episode is sia s activation December 4. And we get this like special incident alert system that is specifically for the New York area. It's about a man Richard Hamilton, who has disappeared and it's like if you see him, call the cops. Let us know what name Richard Hamilton rich

Doug

rich, fucking hear me Alexander Hamilton just said it.

Mike

The next video is program scheduled recording starts. It starts on December 12 1986. And it is a list of programs scheduled to air on CHS s networks. At the end of the video, you see that deer head thing that Doug brought up before, and you see this or hear this muddled audio that sounds like a 911 call about a suspicious person in someone's neighborhood. If there's a deer if you look in the description, you'll find that mediafire link that sends you to two images of

or an image of two Cardinals. I don't fucking know what that has to do with anything but it might have something to do with something. The next Yeah. The next is called a public eulogies and wake and it's a video of just awake this made me very Yeah, it's very fucking weird. I felt kind of dirty watching it because there's some dead person

in that casket. But some of the faces are blurred out and then towards the end of the video the video starts getting more and more distorted until you see that deer head in the corner it can fucking to your head. The next one is Fourth of July advertisement America Fuck yeah, it's a broadcast of fireworks and then texts from ch SS comes up wishing everyone Happy

holiday. The description has a link to a video or the description just shows that the video was aired in on July 4 1986 The next one is the longest video of the entire series is four and a half minutes long. It's relaxation and reflection. condense it into 10 words. No it's a broadcast that just says you're watching see HSS after a while like glitches and where it says you are watching it changes to I'm watching and then goes back to normal. It's like a view of like how did you describe

Doug

if you put a camera on the floor looking up at the canopy of the trees from below.

Mike

Thank you there it is. The the video is like distorting a bunch to where to me it looks like a face after a while like it's boring enough to where you can kind of see a face out

Doug

of it. Do you remember talking about the the binaural beats? Yeah, it reminded me of a visual version of that because the longer I stared at it like the more shit I saw just start

Mike

seeing shit very weird. The description of this video shows that it was recorded at 6:45pm on December 16 1986 You also get a link to a photo. It's a doctor's note for Daniel Sullivan, stating that Daniel Sullivan was feeling good he wasn't having any like hallucinations or migraines or anything on April 7 of 1984 but on April 12 Daniel started having a salute nations and nosebleeds things like that again. So this guy is just going through the fucking ringer. Hey look, it's my face on Discord.

It's the PNG mic or fantastic ponder ponder my org face ponder me orbs The next one is called raw data and it's the shortest raw dog and raw dog and it's 11 seconds short short boy sister glitchy screen with that weird deer skull head with text that just says I have something to show you. And then in the description you get an image of a window which we'll get back to later but

Jason

right now it is a window could be the same window from that one video oh well while we watch

Mike

the next episode is beta safety tip 81 It's a message brought to us by beta again the basic Emergency Training and Action Committee just mentioned is a saying hey check your dosage of your medicine for you take it and if you need to talk to a see HSS doctor

Doug

so Okay, before we go further is so I meant to ask this Are they really telling these patients to like self medicate like self dose? I think like yeah, they're like basically telling them hey, we trust you guys you know what you're doing? You can kind of self diagnose yourself. I

Mike

left out some details but it says like follow the instructions in pamphlet four

Doug

and five. Okay, but but there is no like supervision. No, here's a pack of pills. Yeah, some words about them. If you remember it's always like yeah, get with your doctor and though they'll point you to us, right call the police and they'll help us get to you.

Mike

Yeah, so they're in contact with you but they do trust you a little bit. It seems like Okay, the next weapon D That's what I was thinking like dying. Googling this. You have a mild cough. When do you want your funeral?

Doug

Have you ordered your Do you want your casket and oak or Walmart which Would you like

Mike

the next episode is sign on procedure January 7 1987. And you get this like test screen that pops up with text saying standby for a briefing code, January 7 1987. And then we get the string of numbers. I didn't decipher it I couldn't figure out how to didn't know what it means. I haven't seen anyone be able to do it. I tried. Yep,

don't know what it is. Didn't you then get the CH SS logo and then a screen that says our sincerest thanks to dot dot dot and you get this list of a bunch of names some we've seen before like Roy Sullivan's or Roy's on there, you get Daniel Sullivan a birdie shirt. Richard Hamilton's on there too, I believe. And then in the description of the video, we get an image of leaves. fall this year. The

Doug

next one real quick. Yes. Gonna derail us real hard.

Jason

That's fine. What was that last name? And I don't remember it was one of our cryptid episodes. Need ham

Mike

at him. Needham Needham is dead ham.

Doug

I was I remember. Yeah, cuz i That was the Murphysboro

Mike

McMaster thing.

Unknown

Oh, yeah. Wait. Yeah,

Mike

I'm pretty sure that was Murphysboro.

Jason

I think I think you might be right actually. It's been a minute Yeah, cuz you were doing the fuck in New Orleans voice Oh, yep. Even though it took place in Illinois. I'm like, Oh, God, I'll go. I'm glad that that episode came out to the public. No, I didn't we didn't do that was Babina pet we put in the bubble? I

Doug

think we did. as well. I think we needed a i You're asking me too many questions about things I don't have in front of me.

Mike

Video. I have no idea. The next video is a thank you message from ch s s which they want to just thank you for all the support that they've gotten. Over the last three years they've gotten over 2000 participants for their program and will continue on their six year plan was deadly. This whole thing goes for six years. Wild right. In the description you see that this was recorded at

1:34pm on January 2 1987. There is also an image of a report from Dr. Hamilton's body being found two days after disappearing on January 3, and the cause of death was trauma to the head and spine.

Jason

That makes sense because his thing got canceled on Yeah, supposed to be on the first at first first and second.

Mike

And in that video that you had and the image of the window I had the what you see outside that window and everything is where his body was.

Jason

And

Mike

a funeral on TV was this. And the funeral on TV was his while while we've all it's

Doug

all starting to come together, we don't even know what it is yet.

Mike

The next video is medicinal prescription usage guide for were introduced a project number 720 dash b which is zolpidem. Insomnia relief. They give you instructions on how to take this medicine. Dr. Fisty could you can you make sure that the sounds right. Okay, so take one pill before sleeping. Okay, you could take a max of three a day.

Doug

As long as it's not like a diarrheal. I agree with well far.

Mike

It comes in powder film you form you could put it up your ass so

Doug

I mean like if this medicine gives you diarrhea, please don't take it before bed. That's a bad idea.

Mike

Take it before bed. You heard it here, folks. If you've played Russian roulette with your sheets, yeah, take it before bed. Consider taking this medicine if you suffer from insomnia. There is a another advertiser for an anti what is it? Anti somnambulism. That relief, and its product number 443. You take one pill before deathbed before dead before bed to max per day. Consider this if you suffer from sleepwalking, but it's only in pill form out or do not check it if you have a

heart condition. God got really angry. The vacation there. The video then cuts to like this home video footage from December

3 of 1987 at 5

30pm. We're reinard We are in a dark room, which we'll see later. And the door cracks open where we see this red light and this like harsh growling noise. I don't know how to explain it other than that. And then there's a photo in the description as well. It's another doctor's note from Hamilton, Dr. Richard Hamilton about Dan Sullivan, stating that his condition is getting worse to the point where Dan Sullivan's hallucinations are making him self harm him

himself. And then Richard Hamilton declares that this is a Class C anomalous entity. And he needs a more secure office. Whoa, whoa, well turn tables now the turn to a class. See? Anomalous anomalous ish entity.

Doug

It's not a dash one dash toe

Mike

or seems SCP ish SCP once again,

Doug

I have some info on that for later awesome.

Mike

But yeah, so we have this entity now. Like we've got Given an entities, we got entities, but we kind of given us a name we'd like it's a creature now, you know, it's not a human otherwise we'll call on they wouldn't call an entity. It's a thing, right? This is just as a creature. The next video is archive 011587 recalibration footage, a calibration screen pops up, and it also shows the logo for the Department of Defense. And it's kind of scratched defenses kind of

Doug

wondering why the fuck are laughing so much and things that aren't really that funny is because we've already talked about all this to each other. And Mike is trying to like slot out little little cues from our last episode, so we find it funny if you don't fuck you.

Mike

Yeah, yeah, what do you said, we get this text that says to check your TV ID number. If it's anywhere between 199 and 399, you should contact CHS communications. If you're experiencing any ill symptoms such as coughing, dizziness, nosebleeds, or audio visual hallucinations, you should turn your fucking TV off man and contact your ch SS doctor because what the fuck? Yeah. And then it also says you should stand by for a briefing code on January 15 1987. But we never get that code

Jason

never pops up code that never was not in the

Mike

description. We get this text stating this is from a possible hijacking from an unknown source. We also get an image from a public post from ch s s talking about signal outages. Presumably these are the signal outages that caused all these TVs after go through a Yeah, I can't say outages or signal. I was exhausted. But presumably this is from this is what caused the calibration thing to happen. Seem presumably funny to you.

Doug

I didn't say anything because it's

Mike

the next

Jason

opposable thumbs right

Mike

next, next, we get the next episode is in Russian, but it's Russian for wizard. The word whether it's old video of someone I won't say who that says in Russian looking for trouble. I'll be watching you all here.

Doug

For 40 years gangster Al Capone.

Mike

The next is a ch c HSS. Employee special recognition January 1987. And it's a broadcast where ch SS is was jerking off. This guy named Roy Spencer roar, he is the head He is the head. He is the head of the communications. He is the Head of Communications Manager he's getting Thank you, the Head of Communications Manager and worked with CHS for five years. He's been commended for his resolution of a recent TV channel disruption and his quick

damage control the situation. If you look in the description, there is an image from an old like, it looked like Russian military it's like an old Russian military letter from like 1955 basically stating how the Russians are using photons to create a weapon that can go through radio waves and TV waves. Whoa, it's fucking nuts. Yeah. There it is. It's written Cyrillic. Yeah, Russian Cyrillic. I'm sorry.

Doug

We love going back to these fucking Russia. Always fucking Russia and it's always like I I feel like I've tried to pronounce so many Cyrillic words at this point since we started doing those days and I've gotten no better.

Mike

Yeah. Oh, the next episode, I said your name too early. So just erase that on your memory. Okay, the next episode is self diagnostic guide one diagnosis guide one it is a broadcast basically saying that self diagnosis is not a full medical diagnosis. And you should see a doctor if you would like you can do a self diagnosis to yourself but if you don't like like the outcome, you should talk to a doctor which you should never self diagnose. I'm just saying you

Doug

should probably just do that second thing for Yeah, you

Mike

sure the doctor first? Yeah. Unless you are a doctor then go look at them and then goes on to say if you are sure that you identified your illness, you should refer to parts 343 and four of this five part informal video for instructions. We then get a screen that says Viewer discretion is advised to falling by this weird growl and you get this like weird ground like text that says let me

Doug

know there. Rude. Oh yeah.

Mike

No. Jason get the button right? Yep. This next video is called Evidence item number the eye Are you okay?

Unknown

Okay. So you've already Yes, yes. Yeah, the next

Mike

video, the next video next video is evidence item number redacted where we get a string that says evidence, but everything is redacted, except for the date and time which is March 22 1993 Time 1135 hours. Which is it's 1135 it's 1135 I learned that time because I was like, I don't know what time that is, and Jason's like, it's fucking 1135 You idiot. It's before it's well. So I'm a dingus that doesn't know

military time. Okay. It's video footage of two people talking about how they found Dan Sullivan's body, and it looks like a suicide. But right before they start to back out the body and everything. The guy that's there on site is like, oh, fuck, man. I just looked at his eyes. Turns out they their his eyes don't got gouged out. I don't know if this is a suicide anymore. Yeah, he's like this thing is suicide does he'll be

on boy, boy, boy. And then this interactions between two people named O and C.

Doug

I think those stands for officer and either commanding officer commander chief or something in the police. Yeah, because that would make sense. They're talking over radios or homicide. Yeah. Like chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck and Oliver Oliver. Chuck. You know those two ossifer

Mike

shots. But yeah, there's no name starting with an Oh, so it's I don't think this is a pertinent name at all. Okay, the next video is March 15 1987. So close. So close.

Jason

I know. Right? So it's

Doug

a day it's almost my birthday.

Mike

Oh my god. My birthday you played Have you played the Metalocalypse drinking game with me and Jason. Played with Jason. Oh, it's so fun especially when gets a rock opera and the I don't

Jason

remember that night exact. We played to the What's the fucking episode where the whose clothes booze clock with mashed potatoes? Well, no. Is that the one where they're they have the concert in the sky. No, that's the most expensive but we the most expensive one. That's what we did.

Doug

Almost my birthday. Within

Jason

the 15 minutes, we had drink three beers and three shots. It's a wonderful game. It was it's you fucked real fucking fast.

Mike

If anyone wants to play at home if you put on an episode of put on the richest or the most expensive concert ever episode of Metalocalypse you drink anytime someone dies. Anytime there's Gore in town. There's a guitar riff anybody

Doug

wants the rules to it and wants to try it and let us know. I have two rules. The first being you can't yell at me the next day. It's saying Go fuck yourself. You didn't tell me about this. Because I'm telling you now. I'm warning you. And the second one is drink water in between episodes please. I do not need alcohol poisoning on my conscience. This has been a PSA and a TED talk all wrapped into one.

Mike

Anyway. So this video is called March 5 to sixth to seventh to broadcast that states that as of March 15 1987 All ch SS TV services will cease operation. However, they will have a 24/7 hotline that will temporarily be open. At this point. When it mentions the hotline we get that like deer head school thing that pops back up got a bunch of binary and it just comes out of nowhere like it's fucking full force. And it's like, Ah, I'm here. It's like, Oh, yes. Yeah,

Doug

if I can flies down.

Mike

Yeah. And then, but you get this binary text that comes up and then actual text over there says I made a gift for you. Do you want Miguel? No,

Doug

I don't think I do.

Mike

Nevermind then. Oh, cool. All right. The next video is called Chris bass. is my favorite time of the year is winter. I love it. It's beautiful. And it's Christmas. See? It's wonderful. CHS CHS wishes you a happy holiday. The stream says this as the image goes to a snowbank that has stored blood dripping all over the cap. We then get text that says he has received so will I then comes back to this snowy house on a farm it's really pretty and the CHS logo pops up and then we

get a quick shot. The deer head the deer head is back. Alright, God this is borderline crook people are just gonna get like a rapid fire fucking like one liners for most and have no idea like what we're talking

Doug

about. Let's see how it turns out. Maybe it'll be our best episode ever. Who fucking knows? Yeah, maybe. So after Christmas is all done as we go just like the American tradition. We go right into more advertising with advertisement Zoomer ism number four. This one short it's only 40 seconds long. But instead of the normal, like, scenery that you get in some of the other advertisements or the blue background or what have you, you get this like fucked up. Red and black. Yeah, it's

Mike

kind of like classical. Yeah, it's really fucked up clouds. Yeah, the first one is very like off putting

Doug

it is it there's not, it's not like it's sinister or anything like it literally it just it pops up with these red clouds for about 25 seconds. And then all of a sudden you get the words, dreams of the dreams of a few. And then it glitches and it goes to the hope of a 1000s of 1000s Q

Mike

Soviet Union themes. To

Doug

get that one I can't not cube cube. So I'm not going to be going over like all of these videos because it's it's more of just the same that you've heard from Doug and Mike at this point. I will be going files that are found. God dammit.

Unknown

I'm sorry to cut you off for

Doug

the cube not have. So after advertisement number four, we do go into a video called the CH SS subscription renewal message. A little bit over a minute, I'm not gonna go over too much of what it says basically talks about how to renew your subscription. However, the real treasure of this is actually a file hidden in the description. And is a an office memorandum from C HSS. And is to the CHS s communications department from Roy Spencer. It's dated March 10 1987. Subject says concerning

Daniel Sullivan. To all members of staff. I know this has been a trying time for all of us at this department. As you all may know, one of our colleagues, Daniel Sullivan went missing on the night of the fifth, the police department assured the administrative team they have been trying their best to locate For now we cannot do anything except to keep on with the maintenance of the CHS TV channel. He was a very integral part of our team. I know he would have wanted us to continue

even in his absence. If any of you have any information or knowledge regarding his possible location or reason of absence, I would like to formally request you to see me for any of the administrative staff. Thank you. Roy Spencer, Head of Communications Management 310 ad set. So it

Mike

seems like he took over Dan Sullivan's job because Dan solvents was the communication manager. Yes.

Doug

So there's, there's this is one of the bigger fines of this series for it's for very small reasons. Like what you just said. It's it's basically helping put some pieces together that we didn't have put together yet. One of those being the death date, the cancellation of the events.

Mike

Yeah, would you

Unknown

would you say that

Jason

the information that's happening right now is actually new information that people haven't heard before?

Doug

I would say that yes, I would say the information happening now might be a little new. Wow. That's incredible. Um, but yeah, so that's the document you get with this. After that video, you go over a like the policies of this institution. The terms of service you get like a bunch of different products that come out, you get one it's just called product number 9812.

Mike

Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that

Doug

9012 is a fucking willows fickle bitch. It is a fickle bitch because I don't know what it is, like at all at fucking all. All it says is it's got subliminal testing. And then it's got a bunch of like information about side effects. So I'm guessing it's some kind of a medication. Maybe an appliance, who knows? But it says product number 9812 notes, reserved effects, decreased attention span, decreased situational awareness, decreased spatial awareness, short term memory loss, dizziness.

Unconfirmed effects are and you guessed it, hallucinations. So I lied. We're not at new information. Not quite dug, almost there we are. We are very close. So like I said, this doesn't have a product description at all. It just goes over some side effects of what it is. Next one that we go into is called the psychological survey initiative. And its

medical and mental checkup. This one is again, more of just the same with some blue background on Um, you've got the text that comes across the screen that says CHS has special service announcement that there will be a medical checkup on April 3 to fifth. All participants of the CH SS bla bla bla bla bla, it's basically just another scheduling of more checkups, more checkups, more checkups.

Not a whole lot to it, it says you have to bring in your identification, as well as any CSS documents that you need to bring in to get it verified. And then at the very end, it goes bomb and says Begin Taco Bell ball once again. So, again, like I said, a lot of these are going to be very, very similar, very vague, very, you're not gonna really know what the fuck is

going on. You get some programs schedules that kind of alludes to the fact that they basically have programming running from very early in the morning all the way to midnight. And then you get it for those of you who are not familiar very early in the morning is 1pm. Yes. 1pm

Unknown

That is quite Oh, show See

Doug

1pm Oh my god, I was reading this 1am The whole time. Okay, so very late in the morning.

Jason

Oh, those of you waking up afternoon.

Doug

Anyway. So after this video, you get one called may 7 1987. This one at first is very fucking out of place. Because you see what seems to be a surgical team. Moving a patient in the AOR moving the patient to the O R bed. And then as the whatever procedure they're doing starts to get started. Glitches a bunch and you get the antlers. And just get the text it says Do not talk to him. Not listen for him. Do not think of him. What does that mean?

Mike

It means don't talk to him. Don't look for him and don't think of him.

Doug

He is not a victim. He's a criminal. All of them are. Yes. Thank you guys for filling it out. See how fun that is to read. You know it's there. Right? It is. I've been following that. So this is this is not like order. No, I know. It's like mostly an order. No, I get that. But I can't go back. Three screen.

Unknown

eyes crossed.

Doug

Like, as soon as you say the episode name, I'll be on the page. Don't you worry. Okay, that works. Um, the next one we're getting that is actually worth talking about is the guide for C HSS. Set Top upgrades are

Mike

not an order the last three How are you gonna? Do

Doug

this one is so this one is basically instructions on how to get your ch SS TV equipment working so you can stream to your home. Any kind of programming that CHS says this is the meat and potatoes of CH SS. So

Jason

this is their stool. This

Doug

is the meat the potatoes.

Unknown

Bravo. Bravo.

Mike

I do I do. What can I do what I can this is this Yeah, this is theirs do this is the Netflix before Netflix.

Doug

Yeah, and they deliver a whole TV to your house. Without without making paying to have to rent a TV every time like they have to return the TV and new TV comes with like loaded with new stuff. You know, join us next time as we delve into the business practices of some of these analog ahorrar companies that have come up. But no, so you get this guide for the set

top unit usage. And here's what it says says we see HSS thank you for signing up for our set top you are stoop to steer in participation of the psychological survey initiative. This serve serve. This video is a guide on the usage and installation of this stew. By installing this subsystem. By installing the system you will be able to access five extra channels along with any other pre existing subscriptions. Even though our program will not interfere with your regular

programming. Tickets may appear without prior warning. Please remember to consolidate your set number before installation if your set number does not match your register returning the set immediate end of section one. That's about it. Honestly, there's not a whole lot of other like of these types of videos that have much to do with anything except for the VR X 50 emitters. How are you that's a good one. It is it's it's honestly this one was my

favorite for fucking shirts. So this one goes over another appliance that you can order for your home that goes in country junction with the TV set top and as well as the subscription for the medication. Here's what they say about it. We at ch Ss are proud to introduce the new model VR X wave emitters allowing a secondary layer of defense in the efforts of the psychological

survey initiative. These new devices have the capability of filtering harmful radio waves emitted from TVs and radios, and boasts a range of protection more than 20 feet in every direction. Electromagnetic radiation emitted by TVs has been found to be the cause of certain neurological disorders. And in severe cases, burns that can cause harm to the human body, or VR x devices will be capable of preventing such dangers. For more information, please contact us to register

for these new devices. What were you saying Mike about a Russian weapon that yeah, fires through your TV.

Mike

Yeah, they want to shoot they want to shoot you through your TV.

Doug

They do want to shoot you through your TV electro with the electro photon and a juggler. The juggler sounds like ch s s is sort of becoming like a response to in this case, like Russian attack.

Mike

I kind of I mean, or at least to a response. I wouldn't even necessarily say Russian attack but a response from I mean, that we've been seeing them talking about like Dan Sullivan's like, history with, you know, hallucinations and whatnot. So, it's assumed other people were having these problems and they're trying to prevent that.

Doug

Oh, absolutely. Well, one of the fun things about this video is this one actually came with two files. The first one is a letter from somebody named Genie, or a letter to someone named genie from Daniel solo. Stated March 2 19. Is this genie or Jan? My aunt Genie spells her name that way so yeah,

Mike

I had no idea. I'll go with that.

Doug

I think it is. My family is weird. So I could be wrong, but who knows who they are. Thank you, Doug. Um, so here's this letter. Maybe where the fuck

Mike

here's the letter is possibly

Doug

tense now that I got it. This one? No. The one that says Dear Janie.

Unknown

Misters and there's a couple other ones don't.

Doug

Alright, so this one reads dear Jeannie. I'm sorry for not writing to you in a while. I have been learning how to use a typewriter. I must say it's been an interesting time here in New York. made many new acquaintances or it's been pretty hectic around here for the past month. We should come visit once in a while. Dr. Hamilton has been a big help for the past month to meet his son Pierce while he was visiting the institution. He's a nice young

lad. When you visit I'll introduce you to to each other show you'll enjoy Jeanne I'm really sorry of for all the trouble I've caused you. Holy shit that I just realized what they did there. It's this was legitmate on a typewriter where you can't delete letters. You just have to do a half space. Yep, I'm I'm really sorry for all the trouble I've caused you for the past years. Fight. If I had known sooner that I had the

illness. I wouldn't have stayed with you all that while I hope you get better back at the hospital and maybe we could go out and reverse. Do the things you enjoy like old times best with wishes and health. Daniel solid, your Soval here so that we get we're getting another name here.

Mike

Well, this is we've had this name Genie. Oh, I thought you met Dan.

Doug

No, I met the name we haven't had yet but it's weird.

Mike

But it's really worth getting Dan Sullivan's letters again after we've already found out he's dead.

Doug

Yes. However this is it's so it's addressed March SEC are not addressed dated March 2 1986. So this is a year before all those 1987 bullshit happened.

Jason

More or less a future No. No, no. The past.

Doug

So now you also attach to this video you also get another lady lady. Letter from Dan Sullivan the genie this one is dated April 12 1986. Dear Genie, it's been a month almost since my last letter. And I've been eager to talk to you again. Dr. Hamilton told me to limit the amount of letters the amount of one letters I send out to you know, he sends me a more i But the letter says one and I think that's just a fuckup limit the amount of letters I send to you, and I decided to limit it to

once a month. Like last month I'm busy. But I've been relegated to another project. It's much bigger than the advert advertisement job I had been overseeing and way more secret. Dr. Hamilton says to mine, but I say in the letters because the sensors read through all my letters. So Unfortunately, I won't be able to say much about the future project I have now

worked. I saw Pierce again. We had fun we had a fun time together when he visited again, Hamilton said he's glad to see he's him so happy to sad story. Kids been bullied at school and doesn't enjoy much but when he's with me, he lights up like a candle should be you should really come over and visit some time. All in all, it's been a great month, and I wish you'd write back to me one day I asked the mailman whether you've sent me anything but he never I'm guessing that says never gets

your mail. You should check your postman

Mike

you should check your postman maybe your mail is lost at your end. Jesus best wishes it isn't broken English I will say it's

Doug

it's yes. And it's it seems like it's hastily written especially a second one. But yeah, so after this this VX or what is it called the VFX emitter? Yeah the whatever the fuck it was the wave emitter VR X 50 That's what it was. So those are both attached to that video. After this we're getting into the very very end of this this is where we start seeing some sci fi say some but they're almost the rest of this is fucking Russia.

Mike

A lot of we always go back to Russia it's

Doug

always fucking back to Russia and I don't really understand.

Mike

Damn you Putin.

Doug

Okay, so after this little var x 50 emitters video we go into Russian, more Russian.

Mike

It's always Cyrillic. It's

Doug

always Cyrillic. And I thought these had translations attached to them but they absolutely fucking do not do it should I take a whack at what this fucking says.

Mike

You can try and I believe what you said told me whack it out real quick.

Doug

I don't think it's that. So the the Russian video that has an H is the first symbol. It's basically just shows. This kid playing in the snow. There's some moose in the background. I

Mike

think it's the Cyrillic word for Hate. Like literally fate for hate.

Doug

Okay, I'm pretty good. I think you did some more Cyrillic digging a little bit. Yes. So let's we'll go with what Mike is saying and say this is the Cyrillic word for hate. I will translate it right now for you actually. Okay, keep going. Okay, but yeah, it shows us boy playing upside in the snow. There's some moose in the background. There's a couple of their scenes with some family members speaking and then overlaid there's the text that says you're right. I hate you. I

am who I am. It says it's hate. Okay, so I am leaving you a gift. Just for you. Just for him. For me that's that's the video shouldn't have the next one final final. We see old black and white footage of a world war two era military newsreel with a music box playing Moscow knights over the background. There's audio of a man speaking Russian and then you get the text simply. He's gone by the next Russian video, which is collusion. Conclusion.

Thank you, Doug. It's basically there's VHS footage of a wall. And you do hear audio of Roy Spencer. Roy,

Mike

this wall is the same wall from before when I mentioned in one of my videos where the door opens, you see the red light?

Doug

And you're so this is the second part of Well, I think this is later or this is much later much later. But yes, this is yes. And basically it's a it's a video of this wall and you hear roids talking and responses that come our den are not English. They're not words there is trials and Yeah, well, it definitely sounds like it's trying to say things and it definitely sounds like he understands it. So here's the the

Mike

it's a dog from a big mouth. Yes. Yeah. So Ruff. Ruff. What what

Doug

what am I what am i It's so

Jason

fucking I don't know why but for some reason, I can never remember the name of that show. And I always call it fat

Doug

fat had you always thought that

Mike

this show is not that funny, but that it was the dog

Doug

and I think it's kind of funny.

Mike

It's always going through like an exponential. The

Doug

fucking law I had me dying from that show is when the hormone monster Maury pulls out like for hairy penises. You know, I've been sniffing these and these aren't my dicks

Mike

definitely long as some of those Will Arnett but it's not it's fucking what's his name? Is Nick Kroll Yeah,

Doug

he voices like half the people. Yeah, I'm pretty sure like almost all of them. Okay, anyway, back to this video of a man talking to a wall. Supposedly.

Mike

I told Laurie I'll make thick in the warm she's like that's the grossest fucking thing you know, let's go to see

Doug

that make thick in the wall make. So this is this is the conversation that transpires between Roy and either some unknown creature or the wall. I'm gonna go ahead and lean towards that first. I knew you wouldn't let me off so easily. So you're fighting me in person? If I'm guessing correctly, I'm either dead or die. Either way, you're not going to have me for long. I'm not here to gloat. I've lost this cruel game since day one. I didn't stand a chance. None of us did. Not

Sullivan or Hamilton. I'm here to make a deal. You heard me write a deal of Oregon. You take me? You can do whatever you want to do with archery kill me. While just let Pierce go. Now he's still here. Now he's still alive somewhere. He has no part in this. You want me? Not him? You've already taken his father. Let him go. So what's it going to be? Um,

Mike

yeah, it's like he's having a like a conversation with this thing. It's like, yeah, he's like, I've come to make a deal. It's like Roy's like you take me lock me up if you want fam believe Pierce alone. Really? Yeah, that's, that's exactly what I said.

Doug

Um, and that's is That's it? That's the that's the last that's the last video that pertains to any information about ch SS there are I will say it ends advertisement five, which is a great way to end it because it's the first video but not in reverse. Yeah. Just as Ashes to ashes dust us. Yep. And it's a very solid ending video. Very solid. Exactly. I mean, all in all, this series was fucking solid. And I was talking with Doug. Well, Mike had to use the boom, boom. Well, he had to make

cut. I had some rows you have to make every time he needs

Mike

to make little baby make you need to make bears.

Doug

But no. So like, as Mike was upstairs, Doug and I were talking about night, I kind of figured this shit out. Like, as we were talking about it. And so those to watch the Nightline video on this I did not I kind of went into this trying to figure out for myself, thank you night mine. But holy shit after like, after one little piece of information clicks, this entire thing falls together. And you just kind of like facepalm as you realize, like, what is happening here?

Mike

Well, in defense, it's, this is the the one thing that I do not like about analog core, is they give you everything out of out of order out of order. Don't do that to me. I'm stupid. Order. You guys want me to give you like the TLDR of the plot? Or do you want to go over like the Twitter a little bit first? Because some of this is probably gonna mention stuff from the Twitter, honestly, the Twitter, we can we can touch on the Twitter, I can do my thing and then touch Twitter if you want.

Doug

Well, the more I'm thinking about it, like, yes, the Twitter is full of fantastic information and adds a ton to the story. It adds a lot of background info to all the different characters that you've heard us talk about. It's not going to be good content to talk about on on air. You know what I mean? Like it's, we've gotten the major major plot points here. And I think that's what this did so wonderfully.

Unknown

I do have Yeah, oh, yeah. No, I

Doug

was done talking. Go fucking right ahead, man.

Mike

Go ahead. I was just gonna say I have the TLDR. But if you want to go on Twitter, like you said, as more of the fine details,

Doug

that's fine if you want it. So what I'm saying is that this was created in a way where you could literally just watch the YouTube and still get all of the information about Yeah, Twitter, it basically adds like another layer. A lot of the worried

Mike

a lot of the Twitter too, they just re upload some of the photos that you find in the description of right. The YouTube videos. Yeah, clarify.

Doug

You also get like a coal characters plot point worth of text as well though. Yes, it expounds on a lot of the like the suppositions that are made during the videos like because it's Roy's Twitter, right? It's so yes, the Twitter belongs to Roy there um, On Twitter belongs to Roy and it's kind of like a I almost it's kind of like a journal slash like forum where he can like bounce ideas off of people and people can ask him questions about things while he

shares it with peers. So 1.2 Yes, he shares it with peers who we do find out a lot more about on the Twitter versus the videos, but before we talk about piercing all that, do you want to kind of break down front to back like no out of order bullshit. Like what what is right a lot? Okay. Yeah, just straight up plot what has happened?

Mike

I have I have, I would say like two paragraphs worth of stuff here. Fuck it, make it rain. Okay, great. So, the hecky is going on TLDR in 1955, Moscow made a trans modulation system, which would convert something into electronic waves and signals like radio and TV. This would mean that they can make something that can come through a TV set. Essentially. There's a woman named Katya, who died of pneumonia. As you're going through the YouTube and Twitter,

you see that name? Maybe Maybe once or twice, it was on a a doctor's note saying that she died of pneumonia, and it was signed off by Dan Sullivan. Ironically enough. But again, that's like the only instance you get from this person named Katya. Right. She was a test subject for the Russian military and her autopsy. Well, I'm sorry, not Sullivan. Her autopsy was signed off by Hamilton. Not Sullivan. Sorry, Sullivan.

Doug

Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, it's handled Roger Richard Hamilton. Richard

Mike

Hamilton. Yep. Okay, on December 15, and 16th of 1975. There was a disturbance that happened in the Midwest that knocked out all of the communications in that area for three hours. This was believed to be a tactical insertion of a Class II, anomalous entity. We've only known so far have a class C. Yeah. And we don't even know what that is yet. At this point. We don't really get details on what you know, these classes of entities are. They just give us these names, which that is very

Doug

SCP guessing this one to Euclid. Yeah, right. Actually, this seems this might be more. I wouldn't put this on the cater scale.

Mike

You know, yeah. Euclid Yeah, I was I was thinking safe was Euclid for a second day. But there were no other traces of this entity. Up until January 26. Of 1976. Where medical cases went up 400% Down is too many percent. It's way too many percents. In February of 1978 jammers were activated. But to like try to prevent these like Russian signals from coming in, and hey, whatever your x 50 Yep, yep. To kind of prove it was kind of like a prototype

Doug

of Yeah, exactly. Yeah. HSS This makes so much sense. Especially because see, HSS and the Department of Defense are partners. So obviously they would send the shit out to their patients. It is hard quotations. Yeah.

Mike

Yeah. But this is kind of like a proto jammer have that. They activated them but there's no saying how long they could last. They put these in just like random spots all around like the Midwest to prevent this entity thing from striking get. So the Department of Justice decided, hey, we need a countermeasure to record observe and combat this entity. They basically said we need a kryptonite. Superman. Okay. A front company will be created to have access to all radio and

television frequencies. This program lasted for 10 years. And this programs name

Doug

is it. Is it Amazon?

Mike

It was Amazon. Yes,

Doug

it was just I fucking knew it.

Mike

It was C H S. S Whoa. This is when we start to see in 1984 we get Dan Sullivan who sought treatment for his hallucinations, his migraines and his insomnia. When his condition never approved, improved. His doctor had Sullivan go straight to see HSS for consultation

Doug

per the fucking videos instructions.

Mike

In 1986 Dan Sullivan is writing to Jeanne about being under the care of Dr. Hamilton and becoming friends with Hamilton on Pierce just like you said, Yeah. Dr. Hamilton goes missing and then his body is found a couple days later. Dan Sullivan just lost his doctor which is super sad for him. And then on top of that just But Oh, well. So at this point, it's obvious that something is

happening to Dan Sullivan. I mean, he, he's having such bad hallucinations and insomnia that he had to be referred to this government program, essentially. So something's fucked with Dan Sullivan.

Doug

It's the new movie coming out sometimes.

Mike

So not only is this going through some shit, you know, mentally you could say, Yeah, but his doctor does die,

Doug

which is very unfortunate for somebody who needs consultation.

Mike

And he's also at this point in 1987. He is the manager of CH SS.

Doug

Communications. Oh, yeah, that's right. So the Communication Department

Mike

this is all happening relatively around the same time. And when in 1987, when CHS S has this disruption of its TV services where its whole purpose is to protect the citizens from this weird Russian like anomaly anomaly that can elite like invade your TV and your radio? It fucking it just fails. So now like the entirety of the United States is, you know, potentially breached?

Doug

Yeah, you know, like it's not even infiltrated. Yeah, it's not safe says Krampus. It's it by

Mike

Crump was very, like cramped. It's very possible that Dan Sullivan caused this disruption to happen from his lack of doing his job. Because he's having these weird hallucinations and everything happening. His doctor just died. So he's got no like, he's got nothing to help him. Yeah, so he's not able to do his job properly, which causes this entity to be able to shut down CHS s for a little bit.

Doug

Oh my god, and then fucking explains the splicing of the footage.

Mike

That's exactly what it is. This entity was able to get in splice the footage and fuck with everything. No, because Dan Sullivan just he cans

Doug

in the footage. No, that's,

Mike

that's, I'm getting to that. Okay, you find out that the footage is actually of Roy Spencer. That old timey footage is Roy Spencer. Yeah, and, and pierce right. But it's all because Dan Sullivan was just being I guess you could say corrupted by this entity to where he's just not doing his job properly. So later that year, Roy Spencer sends out a letter where Dan Sullivan has vanished and he's updating their crew like hey, just like you mentioned on yours Jason. Like he's gone dance elements is

gone. But we got to continue to on our ship. And Roy Spencer takes over as the acting manager of communications. This is around the same time we get introduced to someone named Dr. Cogan who is only really mentioned in like descriptions a couple times and you see him in like Twitter stuff here and there Yeah.

Jason

He's also done a lot of the closed captions Yes. Yes. That you that you see on some of the videos it's always like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay.

Mike

Yes, if you if you only get like

Doug

a journal video if you watch some of these

Mike

videos, you get a little bit of like journal entries from what was that? Probably a ghost. I don't know what that was okay to get journal entries from a doctor Colgan, basically, Dr. Cogan was around when you know Roy was around and Dr. Hamilton has around him. Yeah, they're kind of they were kind of working together for a lot of stuff. So you find out at this time that Dr. Cogan mentions that the Teufel is here. And that nine A one two has been

activated. koken knows Dan Sullivan, at this point has been affected, infected by whatever this weird entity is because he has been kind of in on Hamilton's like notes that he's been taken on Sullivan, right. And again, you see that in these like closed captions and some of these other Twitter posts and

stuff. So since kochen, knows that Sullivan has been infected he says that anyone around him is also infected by this Katya which again, they keep calling this NT a Katya because it calls itself Katya referencing back to that Russian experimental woman. So they don't really go into it. But what I'm thinking is going on is that the Russians like fucked with this Katia woman's like, body to where her spirit is able to go through like radio and TV waves and just then

Jason

they made like a proto cryptid

Doug

Yeah, proto when they don't. They don't.

Mike

They don't really explain it. They just kind of leave it up to interpretation. And right, and if you look at all the imagery Isn't

Doug

digital when

Mike

they mentioned that it's got you know, a antlers. It's a skull head. It's got like this skinny skinny black Uzi body. Yeah. Yeah. But he mentioned that anyone around. Dan Sullivan has been infected by Katia. This includes Pierce because Dan Sullivan has been hanging around Pierce and himself and himself. And himself. It was he mentioned that a lot like, Hey, I'm gonna pass soon. Yeah, yeah. Well, he's very, very aware

Jason

of his koken

Mike

knows because he spent time with a since Dan Sullivan has spent time with Dr. Hamilton and Hamilton son koken has been signed with Hamilton. So now he's affected this it's like a virus like if if knives back

Doug

to the very the end video limit and video not advertisement five. Oh, yeah. But the one where he's talking to the wall

Mike

or the so I'm getting that. Okay. So here's the thing. So a lot of times in the in the Twitter stuff. You see Pierce and Dan Sullivan kind of, or not Samsung, Roy Spencer hanging out with each other. Yeah, the reason being is that Roy found Pierce and peers had this like information about like, what his dad was doing and stuff.

Jason

So you actually from the Twitter you get a little bit more information on that. Basically, Roy tricks Pierce originally will not tricks but he like goes and like says he's like a fucking like, he worked with his dad or whatever, and was like, I need all these notes because

Mike

I worked with him on these notes, so I can just finish my experiment. That's all that's

Doug

the only reason he like finds out about a lot of the hidden details from within the CHS s institution.

Mike

Yeah, this is around the time as well that when Jason was mentioning the Teufel bait, this is when this is going on as well. So they try to bait the entity. And it just straight up fails. They figure out that they can't capture this fucking thing. This is right after they figured out that they can't capture it. They released the VR X 50 Wave emitters, which jams catches signal, so they realized we can't catch it. But at least we can keep it at bay. Which is

good. Yeah. In 1993, Katia catches up to Daniel Sullivan and kills him. That's where we find out that Daniels body was found with the eyes gorged out Katya was able to get to Daniel and just fuck with them. It's hard to say that she did this herself or had Daniel do it because it mentions in the past that Daniel was suffering from hallucinations so bad that he was self harm, self harm. So it's assumed that he did this to himself. The influence of this Katia entity thing?

Doug

Don't if you get like electrocuted real bad, you're like eyes pop. Probably. That's a good question.

Mike

It could have been that as well. I don't know. I didn't. But I don't think that interests you.

Doug

I don't know. Things to

Mike

look up late. So decades later, Katya gets access to the old ch SS files. And she uploads them onto YouTube. So she can get to Roy Spencer because he is like the only living person who is like affiliated with it's connected to their past Yeah, it was connected this um, she gets to pierce at basically using Pierce as leverage to get to Roy where this is where the last episode comes into play. Where Roy finally comes and confronts Katya this demon entity thing and says take me Okay, leave

Pearce alone. Take me I'm

Doug

dead or dying. Just kill it. Do whatever you want. Just leave him alone. Yep,

Mike

yep, so to sum it up, weird. Soviet 50s experiment to make some weird Russian Russian Windigo that lady hot Russian Windigo that can affect you through your TV affects these people. kills most kills most

Jason

spares one spares one. Russian Windigo lady gives it to two to American males real hard. Yeah. There's the Pornhub

Mike

it's a very weird story. I did not expect it to go some weird like Russian like Katia a woman's spirit. But it did go that route. Like Mind Control S

Jason

I agree with you. Because like the whole time you're trying to guess like, where's this going? where's this going? But Nightline actually summed it up the best way and he said he came at like, so. Turkey Lenin the third? Who is the creator who is the creator. He basically was just like, he came in with a story that he knew he wanted to tell. And he told it. Yeah, yeah. All the stuff on the side was just like extra so like the Twitter and all those documents

and shit. Like, you didn't need any of that to get the story but

Mike

it added you do get a lot of beautiful Twitter which is good but you don't again, you don't absolutely need it. You get the overarching story from the YouTube it's so well speaking

Doug

of Turkey learning of the Third Eye Um, I actually found I dug up an interview with EFE News magazine. I don't know what that

Mike

is. It's, you can do that. Okay, that's a legit magazine.

Doug

Okay. Well, either way, they didn't email you. It is it is an interview. And they said they contacted him by email because he is from Singapore. And he speaks Malay. So you know, audio interviews might not be the way to go. But it's this whole interview, and there's a

ton of questions. It takes about 1015 minutes to read through, but there's the one question I wanted to actually share was the question that says see HSS contains a multitude of themes, from mental health to monsters reminiscent reminiscent of the SCP franchise, hay, Cold War, espionage. What inspires such a tale? What other media do you draw inspiration from General? He responded, and he goes

Mike

did he get that text?

Doug

That's the accent. He says ch SS was inspired by my love of the Cold War and the whole idea of military secrets and espionage. Pseudo scientific aspects of the CH Ss are also inspired by real life US military projects from the mid 20th century. MK Ultra being the most notable. I used to be part of the SCP Foundation wiki. Oh, Shannon, much of the nature of the fiction from that site is also a big inspiration. You can tell. Yeah, well, he told me he used to write for them. Yeah. At

fucking. So at 15 he wrote for like,

Mike

SCP, this guy needs a career and it needs to rewrite and books and story

Doug

right storytelling, like he's fucking fantastic. He says I also made these themes to the themes of isolation and personal connection. They were very president in the arg and web series seen in you know, in early 2010, like Marble Hornets. And it's short lived sequel clear legs. 44. So, I mean, this guy, he he loves this kind of stuff. I mean, he used to write for SCP, which we are heavily involved in covering Yeah. Um, like, it seems like pretty much everything that we're doing

here. This guy is like, all fucking about. If he spoke English, I would love to actually try and see if he can come on and talk to

Mike

us. Turkey Lebanon, the third. If you're out there and hear this. We love your English.

Doug

You talk to us. We love you long time we do we love your long term. Yeah, there's a bunch of our questions. If you guys are interested. There's you can read through the interview. It's pretty interesting, especially coming from somebody. I mean, he's 2122 Now, but 15 when he made this and he goes over, it was like,

Mike

can we how can we talk about the last few uploads?

Doug

Yeah, let's do that. Sure. Let's do that. Let's do it real quick. And then I'm gonna go yes. So fair for us. So

Mike

there's a couple of uploads. There's one where it ended the conclusion, obviously, and there's one that's just labeled. Why are you still here? And it's he does the Ferris Bueller bit where it's like, go home. At the end. He's like, Huh, I guess you're gonna hang it off. You want you want more? Is that what it is? All right. Well, hang around. I guess you might see some stuff in the future, basically. And it's all in like text and it's kind of fun.

Doug

It reminded me of like, like the original Zelda. Yeah, that's like the fucking tax coming up.

Mike

Yeah, it's all our base. It's All your base are belong to us. Yeah. Pretty. But then he it's basically these last two are basically an advertisement for a second channel, which I'm not upset about. It's just main channels. His main channel now? Yeah, exactly. So the next one is a q&a, where he's like, Oh, ask me any questions in the comments. I'll answer them on my other channel, which that came out of June. This year. January 20. I think 2020 I think so. The

q&a. I thought it was this year. I thought it was 2020. I could be wrong. The other one the wires. So here's 2020 I think. Hang on. About why we're here. We're looking it up. Here we are today. Look in it. Oh, yeah, you're right. Three months. Three months? Oh, yeah. January 2020. Okay. So his life he's still uploading, ironically enough again in sixth anniversary. He mentioned the plan being six years so I wonder if you plan this out

accordingly. But Thai Turkey Lenin the third go look at his other channel. It's yeah, it's fantastic.

Doug

It's analog II and hurry it just the editing alone, because he's got case files for SCP in here. So if you guys are interested in that want to hear and not

Mike

only is this kid was he 15 when he made this 15 But the editing is amazing.

Doug

We'll see. That's he so he touched on analog horror as a whole in his interview. And he said the one thing that like if you're interested in making analog horror, that you should be reassured knowing that it is like it's incredibly easy to make those analog horror like effects.

Mike

Oh, there's like filters and stuff. I'm just saying like he knows for sure, but he did it very well. 18 years

Doug

old. I like he this is a it's a hobby project. Yeah, he did a fucking great job of telling the story as well as leaving us all supremely creeped the fuck out?

Mike

Yeah, I guess this is a good time is any real or fake like on ch Do we think that

Doug

Russian windows are coming through American TVs

Mike

all right yeah ready 12345123 Go really it's fake it's just an analog horror but thank you everyone good one. Yeah, thank you everyone for listening. And I know we might have been rushed through this a little bit but this is our second time recording

Doug

honestly this is perfect because hired well had we done this exact same thing in the last two hours and 20

Mike

so nope, sorry if you got confused but this is diluted so again, we probably missed some information. I know I skipped over Yeah, for sure. You know, that happens. We're trying to put a visual medium into audio so it's not going to work right. But you know what? Again, we cover the weird shit on the internet. A lot the weird shit on the internet on YouTube. So it is but if you want to find us you can go to link tree.com/deluded pod weird right in there you can find like

things like our merch site. Go to Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. You can find us to delete the pod or don't look on the internet on YouTube. Which the YouTube again is bust and it keeps going up man keep

Jason

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Doug

fucking thing very nice.

Mike

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Doug

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Mike

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Jason

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Doug

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Mike

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Doug

Stay paranoid about the day about that specifically.

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Jason

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Doug

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