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the equation. Just make sure it's in binary or hexadecimal. Otherwise he won't understand.
Yes. or on Twitter. Like our topic today is God. It's a voicemail. Twitter,
talking bird scooters, man,
ladies and gentlemen, we're going over one that I had no fucking clue what it was until Doug was like, Look at this thing. Look at what it is. And I'm like what that is. It's the Twitter voicemail.
And then what else do we call him says it all
really? Twitter voicemail that's literally the only name I have for it. That's the
only way you can actually search for it. I feel like
that's I thought I was like, I was like I don't even know what the fuck to search for. So I typed that in and yep, the first two pages is all just that
there's literally that's that's all it's fucking referred to as I don't I don't know who decided that that was the name they were going a little
it's kind of misleading because there are no such thing as voicemails from Twitter. You can't have a voicemail on your Twitter. That's not right. This can't happen. Yes, you can. Well, you showed me wrong. So where do we where do we start with this whole dang fangirl thing?
Oh, well, I guess I'll give like a quick summary of like, what the story I guess entails without going into too much details which obviously, were the masters of research and telling you all the information.
Vague details as we are
vapor masters were blown flat, flat fat clouds your way with information. So we're gonna start on Twitter as Mike so generously bird scooter at us into you can
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button on Twitter, subscribe. All those things that we just said are about Twitter. So we're gonna be starting at Twitter with a user named straightaway. And he uploads a mysterious video to Twitter. And you know what, actually, we might as well just play like a couple. couple seconds of it.
Yeah, I would fucking love to
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That's some that's some phonetic alphabet right there.
Yes, thank you for that term. So that's the video that straightaway posts on his Twitter and it kind of just unleashes a wormhole so to say of people commenting people throwing out theories of what they think is happening and we get into, as you kind of can tell, this is a the, you know, the military phonetic phonetic alphabet. And when you translate it, the message actually reads out, danger SOS it is dire for you to evacuate, they are not
human. And then it gives a list of coordinates and then it kind of re restates the SOS part of it. And like I said, the internet goes wild. We get a couple of people just, you know, throwing out theories like hey, those coordinates are really close to where flight 370 came down and Malaysia. Someone's actually DMS him from like a really weird Twitter account. And it says take down the post of the voicemail with like no clarification of why or who it is. And basically, you can kind
of see where this is going. Oh, rabbit hole.
This is the proverbial rabbit hole.
Speaking of rabbit holes real fast because we haven't done this in a while and I don't want to forget later because I will
do get your dick caught on one again.
No. Are you ready? Water
Bottle episode.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to because I'm gonna forget. So just take a pause. Really,
I think phonetic out my mic is just like, he's throwing us a curveball.
What are we drinking? Well,
we are drinking the whistler the whistler Irish whiskey. It's are in a bodega caps. It's a single malts. It was on super super super fucking sale at Benny's, which is the only reason I bought it. It's a
stronger boy that tastes like Marlboro reds.
It's honestly it's like if you took a two by four and soaked it in like some water had a bunch of Marlboro red buttons in it. That's kind of what it tastes like.
So would you recommend no Whistler? No. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's reminiscent of what I drink for breakfast, which is a cup full of cigarette butts water.
I think I drink the grip bud water at your old place. Oh, I
don't fucking like licking the wood from a bonfire without having to get the splinters. That
sounds delicious. It well. I don't really get much of a woody taste out of it. There's slight coke.
Tastes like a little bit of
a bit of an Okie afterbirth to it. Scott, anyway, back to
you fucking started this shit. So here we are. Here the clink drink you guys know the fucking drill at this point.
If you here's two USB three faqeer is yummy, yummy. In my tummy. Anyway, while you guys are sipping to catch us up, weird Twitter post about a voicemail this guy got with phonetic alphabet saying what was it again? The non human thing, not human
danger. Please evacuate. It's not human. Eat my ass. You know, all the all the normal SOS things that people tell you to do.
This was just a random voicemail that someone got
Yeah. So this guy basically claims that he got this voicemail out of nowhere. And actually, he follows up with a another post that says Hey, someone was taking pictures of my house a few days before I got this voicemail at like three in the morning like with their flash. And he was like I'm for sure dying and I was hiding now.
But the biggest thing is that I want to mention is this Twitter user who's Rumaki starts commenting on it like on his posts and throwing out all these wild theories of like, what could possibly be happening and he's the one that actually mentions the the coordinates are close to where flight 370 The Malaysian flight went down the one that we could honestly do all on its own for an episode. There's tons of theories on that
as well. But he mentioned that, you know, maybe, maybe it's the fucking box, like the black box of the plane that's calling him. But just to catch you guys up on what flight? The Malaysian flight 370 is? Oh, yeah,
not everyone knows what that is. Yeah,
I mean, it's definitely I know, it was like really, like prominent on the like news, like a couple of years, like, Yeah, four years back, but actually, no, it was like way longer than 2014 14 Actually, right around the same time that this all happens, which is like March of 2019 or whatever, equal 18. So real quick, just to give you guys a quick history lesson. Malaysian flight 370 was a scheduled international passenger flight operated by Malaysia Airlines that disappeared on the Eighth of
March of 2014. Basically, it's last communicated with air traffic control around 30 minutes after takeoff on the flight was over the South China Sea. The aircraft was lost from ATC radar screens, but was tracked by military radar for another hour or so deviating westward from its planned flight path. There was 227 passengers and 12 crew aboard and they were
all presumed dead. The search for the missing airplane which became the most expensive in aviation history, focused initially in the South China Sea, before analysis of the aircraft's automated communications with an NS marset satellite indicated a possible crash site somewhere in the southern Indian Ocean. The lack of official information in the days immediately after, prompted a bunch of criticism from the Chinese public and relatives of
the passengers. Most of them on board were of Chinese origin actually as well. Several pieces of marine debris were confirmed to be from the aircraft that washed ashore in 2015 and 2016. After three years search, they failed to totally locate the plan at all. And then in January of 2017 a second search launch and in January of 2018 they ended with no success long story short there was so many different things that they thought could have happened a
possible hijacking. Hypoxia isn't just a bunch of random like weird shit like I said, I'm not gonna go super into detail on this but we could do a whole episode on it but there is a ton of theories and conspiracies yes around this thing on its own.
Oh, yeah. And yes, we could. To be honest, we did a whole episode on it. It would just be us it would be wildly speculating. To true for real to
true for real for you all to handle you will not be able to handle that. Oh, that would be spitting at you.
Yeah, it's this one. I'm some of you might remember this one. And it was it was at the time, one of like the bigger events of the year. Everyone was talking about it for a bit, no one knows what the fuck happened to the flight. Well, we are here today to kind of tell you what
happened to the flight. At the end of this, we're gonna go around and we're going to tell each of us our overarching theories about what we think actually happened to this flight because, like, I don't know, 99% of the shit that we cover. There's there's not a whole lot of concrete here. So it's a lot of logic. It's a lot of putting the pieces together.
A lot of very, very lonely nights staying up with a half bottle of Zechariah Williams because that's all your money. You spent all your money on convoluted books on conspiracy theories that you can't afford the regular jack daniels mid shelf, you get to the very bottom of the shelf and you're just crying now into your TV dinner. Just because this is where you are now. This is your life.
If you were guessing many Mike did just recently purchased the entire anthology of the David Icke experience he's been preoccupied I don't know if that's really
where the fuck were we I'm so sorry. I was just finished. I just finished up explaining what Malaysian flight 370 years
so Ty basically gets these theories from this guy named who's a Maki but he starts getting these other weird messages from Twitter as well.
Ya know, for sure, he gets a fuckload so as we know, just to re bring you up to speed so Ty, the owner of this Twitter account has posted saying he got this weird fucking freaky ass voicemail straightaway, which I mentioned earlier. Yes, exactly. I just want to I just want to make this crystal clear because it's about to get very, very murky, murky, chaotic, convoluted, confusing to be a fucking a big one. And fusion cannot confusion. That'd be way tamer. And I don't think you'd
be covering it for that. But no, so Ty starts receiving just a fuckload of messages from fuck everywhere. But the majority of the languages that he is receiving messages in like Arabic Now it's what was it Indonesian and Malay, I think was the were the two big ones. Sure. And I think that I think there might have been a few that had Arabic in it. But yeah, it's just from all over the place.
One of the ones that was talked about a lot was it was a picture and it was caption omnibus nose Mori and it shows this like red robed figure with like a hammer. Just beating this black very strange looking a shadow creature Yeah, it's almost like if I don't know like it's almost like a goat man where to exist. Yeah, that's kind of what I'm looking at. It's
definitely some like weird like medieval art.
Yeah, is it's bookended by Omni snows Mori and devil devil eiendom. Mahlum which is Latin for we are all dying dispel the bad this is one of these there's another one he gets that says Malaysian Government captures people for use as slaves for strangers who come to earth and 2018 every missing plane is for the purpose the Little John monks are watching over your posts Yeah. Probably comes expulsion of our great king you have been warned
a little John is my king I'll follow him until
he gets a bunch of shit that says like in your house. Can you imagine if you got a fucking random like message and another language saying that they were in your house?
I'll get my dad out. Your dad that fufu lame should they win it I post a shot and
stay tuned for with Mike freestyles later he gets some some Morse code which is interesting. And it translates to you will die
a lot of dots and boobs for the ES
there's more messages saying like stop this now or something else the majority of these messages he's getting have a very very very very similar vein running through them and that is if you keep posting these you will fucking die so please stop
that and just just to kind of give a heads up to this man has five different Twitter's because yes he kept freaking out like mid this happening and making a new one and yeah, like I mean video again and like I get it.
That's true. Are I to be honest if I got those kinds of threats I probably just stopped
doing the fucking thing. Yeah, I'd probably Yeah, no unless I knew it was like some pertinent information the world needed but like it was like this where it's all just like okay I got these weird jobs males everyone's like Go fuck yourself I'm gonna kill you like this that and the other I might stop doing the thing I just get off Twitter in general especially if I'm not getting paid like this dude's not getting paid for posting this shit i This might be I don't know but who the fuck knows so
he gets he gets a fuckload more like a ton of messages I'm literally scrolling through the the archive of messages this guy got and you guys can see what I'm looking at turn off recent photos now turn off recent photos now is not joke please delete is not joke is not joke he does show some responses to these weird ass threatening text messages saying like I've received so many DMS like this is so anxiety inducing, I stopped translating them because I do not want to know what they
say. I just assume they're fake. And I'm assuming this is kind of a like a plea like okay, like I'm done. I gotta give up. I'm waving the white flag. He was like he
wasn't supposed to get this voicemail and now he's being bombarded by people with threats to get rid of said voicemails. Yeah,
and it's, it's, it's so much I mean like I still have so much to go through this. I'm not gonna say the rest of this but there are a few accounts that I would like to highlight. So one of these messages is going to
stand out among the rest. And at first not so fucking much but you're going to get a username of H I J JKEMATIN hige kematian exclamation mark yes that word you're also going to run into another account under the name of hedge 370 Which seems against 70 Do you see Do you see why you should pay attention to this? Absolutely keep keep your fucking keep your Boehner up for for this guy because he he is going to be a large part of this entire story. That was my dongle was your dog hitting the table
ladies
I don't like I don't really know what else to talk about here without like sharing each and every single fucking weird ass message that this guy got. So
what I can do if you want I have kind of like a quick rundown of most of the the like the weirdness Yeah, most of the weirdness here I can go over some of it if
you want. I would love to hear it.
And just as a heads up I know we didn't mention this before but this is actually a fairly quick like maybe maybe 30 minutes or more if you really want to deep dive this whole topic. But you can get pretty much all the information in about 30 to 40 Yeah,
we watched like two or three videos on and we had enough knowledge to be able to make an episode. Yeah, so yeah, work smarter not harder. DeLuna you fucking figure it out for us? Seriously, we need a shirt that say that I'm going to try and back just a little bit to that was a Maki fellow that
first DMS Tyler on Twitter. Like Doug was saying he was talking about how he thinks that these are like the black box recordings from the Malaysian flight 370 He also mentions how like solar flare like going in his theories he's like this is how they probably got that like the voicemail could be from the black box he mentioned that the solar flares could have caused people to get the voicemail because you know the electromagnetic energy in the atmosphere and I'm gonna tell
you right now that doesn't make no sense that is not how that fucking works but we're rolling with it
seriously not gonna go over that because that was so fucking interesting that his like little that we okay let's save that for later because I do want to talk about though I just mean his little like message where he's like, Oh, the electromagnetism has affected this and it's amplified the fucking Yeah, signal and shit. Like
it's like when when it's like Ben Shapiro, you're just trying to use big words sounds mental
gymnastics, that's
all this but it did. Yeah, it is kind of mental gymnastics. Yeah, yeah. But he says that the message says to like evacuate because there's something on the plane that is not human. Tyler then gets a lot of DMS from those random accounts like what Jason was talking about. Some of them are probably just like jokes. Others are Morse code. Some of the Morse code ones that we translate, say, message received is what related to Stephen Hawking's death. You are
not ready to face them. And then that user says, oh, Stephen Hawking's did predict something bad would happen in 2018. Spoiler he never fucking said that.
It's an easy one. We're gonna go through Steven Steven Hawkings what I said, like log probably has
logs of everything he says probably, I mean, it was all through.
Oh my God holy shit.
A user on twitter then username Kai, not Thai. messaged him and says, not all humans are not human. And then you just get this long string of numbers. And then after that it says are not ready. You are not ready to face them. And then someone tried like, calling that phone that started numbers because oh yeah, phone number and it just comes to like an automated message.
And it sounds pretty normal up until you get to like the end when it just spits out a bunch of like, mumble like I think they're just numbers like humbled. Yeah, and then it just
hangs the fuck up. Yeah, you read the explanation of that. Yeah, I
was gonna get to that the end I'll let you do your thing then. Yeah.
You talk your talk over say that.
I can delete your whole track. I won't do that though.
Because this is drunk and drunk with power I'm not yet getting speaking of another random Twitter account messaged him in air are sending tweets now in Arabic saying warning they're coming. So by same really got to prepare for that one. I guess I just lined you up for Yeah, you fucking over the door. This is followed by a emergency for one 818 message? Or April 18 2018. For 1818,
huh? Yep.
The last tweet from this Arabic account tweeted out saying they are coming in for weeks. Prepare yourselves. Nothing, nothing there. You too.
I don't get it. We are a we don't get it. We won't know I got you say it again. Give me Give me one more time they are
coming in four weeks, prepare yourselves. Is that better? What do I give my two weeks notice?
I mean, it's either Finley or Orthon. And good luck with that cycle.
Yeah, he's not he's not happy with me now?
Well, I don't think YouTube can communicate.
I mean, we'll see. We'll try something.
I shouldn't have said shit. Because that's gonna be a nightmare to edit. I mean, record, I mean record,
we then get a message from a user who finds an account of someone who DM Tyler. They found a video on that, that person's account. And it's audio that's been played in reverse. When you replay that audio in the correct, you know, way, it's the word forward, thank you I couldn't see. It is the audio for the Malaysian flight 370. Now you can tell, you can find pretty immediately that this audio was ripped from another YouTube, like video, thank you.
There was also another user who posted that they found a Tumblr page that looks like a sort of test page or like a, like a, like a competition type of thing. Because on this page, it says, from the desk of Caroline, this test has been completed. Congratulations, that guy who blogs followed by this whole string of code. And then at the end, it basically just says, Hey, this has been like, this code has been cracked already. So no more people chiming in to
give us your answers. No, no. It basically says like, whoever cracks this code, you'll win a free spa day on me like it's very familiar, Ken, I don't know if this has to do with anything. But I mean, good for fucking them. I hope they enjoyed their spa day. I could use one of those. But the same account that we find at this point to that same account that uploaded that reverse audio has also uploaded a QR code, which when you scan it turns into these weird
fucking numbers. I didn't quite understand what that code meant. It just has a numbers like 666 on it. Oops. Yeah, very scary.
We don't want that that relates to a to user, I guess.
Yeah, I didn't go over that later. I understand how those so you guys might have to fill me in on that one.
We got you. Maybe if we remember. Yeah. If we don't, I'm sorry. Fuck you.
So figure it out.
So on the same on the same Twitter account, where they found the reverse audio and this QR code, there was a bunch of these like cryptid like, posts that are all just like kind of these were like cipher looking things. The internet was able to pretty much decipher what these
messages were. And they all basically they revealed to say They basically that you will not find the flight but you can find what caused it to go down but you don't have to find them because they will find you they're not different beings they're within us hence we are them. Please don't mistake them as other beings that are you but related not related.
You're far too calm
this you okay? You want me to do that? Yes better.
Oh no, I want you to be real about it. But if you're here I'm here just reason this near like you're gonna
choose yourself fine the cosmos being the reason I am sending the Earth beings this message is because I am disguising myself from your ancestors. Hence this is a final goodbye. That was that any better?
It was
the same Oh, boo.
No, it was it was better
for sure. Our original poster that forgot the voicemail, your mail Tyler. He then got a DM from a user that says like Jason said that picture and it'll say all will die dispel the bed. And then we get one just said what you're doing. And then we get a final Twitter account that was deleted. We had to use the Wayback Machine to find it. That user was cicada 370 So I know I just dumped a lot of info at you. So before we go on to SCADA
370. I'm going to TLDR this ready, please, Sue Tyler got a bunch of DMS found a bunch of random Twitter counselors sending him shit that sent them these like ciphered code that need to be deciphered it all linked back to these weird like cryptid texts that say like, Oh, something on the plane wasn't human and something saying we are among you, essentially. And then we find this deleted a Twitter account from cicada 370 Yeah, everything having to do with the numbers three, seven
emphasis on deleted.
Also not to be confused with the other cicada 3301. Yeah,
although it does seem like it might be referencing it. Which I think, yeah, I'll Yep. So so. So cicada 370 Let's just talk about that string of letters, numbers, just just real quick before we jump into what it could possibly mean. So, bugs were on the foot? Mike, if I were to just come up to you out of nowhere and look at you and say cicada 370 and then walk away. What would you think? What's the first place your mind goes?
Like, just me personally, just like some random?
No, you personally,
I mean, I know it's an ARG. Right? You so you think of cicada 3301?
Right? Yep. Who the fuck doesn't? So, cicada 3301? What did I say? What the fuck does this have to do? I understand that I just fucked it up like six times I get it. Let's just go with the actual thing that's been released to the public. I understand that. Some people might not know what cicada 3301 is. I understand a lot of you probably do. TV, you haven't covered it. We have not I don't
yet we ever can.
I don't know what to cover. But it's actually that's discussion for another time. Cicada 3301 claims to be an organization that puts forth puzzles to recruit the brightest minds of this day and age. And normally, you don't really hear about what they're doing. But because you know, args, they're shrouded in mystery. They're full of ciphers, encryption, et cetera and
I'm not smart enough to crack any of them so I'm definitely getting into that organization.
I know that that's a topic and our list. I don't think we're going to be taking a whack at any of the fucking puzzles they put forth because whole leashes are they
goddamn Moots shit dude yes Cana Yeah,
I loved him to us. He did and apparently just fucking straight up told you about some shit and we were still like still?
Yeah, told me the answer and I want to type it in and he's like, no only lowercase fucking idiot and
so yes, so cicada 3301 It's this very very prestigious like well known in the ARG community as like one of the the the top contenders have to here's a fucking term puzzle put for thirst. What else to say about that? Basically, what they do is they recruit these very bright minds to their cause the
Phillip Phillips of American Idol but of args. Yeah,
we also don't really know what their cause is. I think we're just collecting good minds think the mind Flayers from d&d. But for whatever reason, they seemingly get involved with this Um, but what is what does this have to do with 375 370?
I personally think that they're just kind of using the name and the logo to gain recognition.
So, before we give too much away as we talked about, are we gonna call them just hedge? Page? 370? Yeah, my age or hedge fund or hedge?
Let's just call me Hube.
No, there's already a fantastic name to that fucking nomer No, yeah, well, we'll call him hedge. So hedge has been messaging Ty at this point. And as he's doing this, about 10 tweets in to him, like replying to these messages happening on Twitter. His name goes from H J. J. J. 372. Cicada 370 For like, one tweet. And it goes right back to hedge. Eventually, it comes out as cicada 3310 3011 Right? Fuck, I forgot what it is. I'm pretty sure it's 33 I
love them. I know I am. There's just so much fucking happening here.
He's he's building this plan as it takes off. It's fun.
Yeah, cicada 3311 So he starts off as hitch 370 goes to cicada 370 And then eventually to cicada 3311. We know cicada is cicada 3301. There's a few other things we know about them. Before we get there, let's kind of go over what was sent. So one of the first things was sent was just a simple message says DNA strands DNA.
Yep. No DNA. It was actually
taken from a cipher. I'm not going to tell you what the fucking letters are. Because it wouldn't make sense of an audio medium. But you can trust us. It's a cipher, you can trust us. We Yes, it's a cipher. And it decodes to DNA strands. Apparently, this was also followed by a another message that was blank that says you can translate to Korean. Apparently, these have coordinates attached to them. And the coordinates link to somewhere just off of the war River, which is also a
huge cryptid hotspot. There's like six Kryptos exists around here. Hey, Mike and Doug take notes
on it have been like no smart of us to like tie this in.
That would have been very smart. And I kind of was hoping that that was happening today. But I'm gathering that it's not you think too highly of us, Jason, I do and I should lower my standards.
We definitely do cryptid off the seat of our pants.
So we learned about these these weird fucking events that happen at just off the moire River. Now, keep in mind, cicada 370 cicada 3311 That very obviously ties into cicada 3301. Right. Are we on board with that?
Yes.
Okay. Thank you so much. One of the things that the members of cicada 3301 That at least that I've come to understand is that they are required to provide like password keys for some something that's like, I'm sure it's like an authenticator, more or less, but for an organization. Nothing is provided on that front. On top of that. They actively invite everybody to get into their inbox personal inbox, which again, is something that cicada does not fucking do, ever. Like that's one of their
big no no's. You cannot get in contact with them. They put forth puzzles. They monitor you from afar. And once they've kind of gauged your mettle, that's when they contact you. We've gotten a poster on our hands. That's kind of what I'm thinking here. So this is again going back again, starting with hedge 370 He fucking tweets a fuckload
of things. They're all there's a bunch of ciphers in ACI 85 which is decodable it translates to things like the reason I'm sending the Earth beings this message is because I am disguising myself in your from your ancestors.
Sounds familiar? Right everybody?
It might it should.
Isn't ancestry illegal?
depends on
what's your in Alabama. Alabama is perfectly Corbin. Corbin Kentucky. I'm positive it's legal. cuz Go fuck yourself.
Law has no
yes exactly no one knows what that is. These are
unclaimed waters. So that something so what are the
tweets that was sent on behalf of let's just call them cicada at this point SCADA 370 not to make you know induce confusion about the actual cicada 3301 Basically, they state this is a final goodbye randomly this is after like 1211 12 tweets he's like okay, bye.
See what
what it's 12 tweet was a QR code with numbers attached the numbers
so it wasn't really goodbye. Now it was.
This is kind of a theme with with this this account user is goodbye. Just kidding kind of like the misfits when they come to touring because they've said goodbye like six times at this point yet. I'm gonna go see them at Riot Fest this year. So one more time maybe. So it's 12 tweet was a QR code with numbers attached the numbers four 4.244167 comma 7.769444. And when you plug those into Google Maps, it shows two different locations. One of them somewhere in Europe and one of them in
Canada. Fava in Italy.
Can we get more Italian on the note? Fava?
You know because we're going to Korea now
I wouldn't do that with the very next
tweets. It's completely blank. And all you see is an option to translate from Korean i What how do you translate nothing to Korean? Easy Don't answer that. Don't answer that fun
fact the Korean language is the you can learn the Korean Korean Korean language in a day because their language is based solely off the alphabet once you learn the alphabet you can learn that language very easy. So
I'm gonna have to hop on
so do Korean versus Mandarin because mandarins like there's 26 26,000 letters in our alphabet it's fine. Too much. So again, translate a blank message from Korean some user did some digging and found that the blank tax was actually a coordinates to Martinique which is where a piece of MH 370 was found or the plane
yeah
oh flight 370 A piece of it was found in Martinique. This is where he changes the the fucking cicada three seven he changes his name back to his 317 and he made a QR code his picture he tweeted a bunch of other shit about his bio. Some Morse code. His fucking Twitter name that displayed anyway was an anagram for pyramids or home like this. Essentially he just fucking sends you down another rabbit hole. This is a rabbit hole within a fucking rabbit hole at this point.
It's a rabbit circle.
I'm not going to yes if rabbits could have circled jerks this is what it would look like and I like I don't want to keep going through this because I can just keep going down cipher road
yeah that's literally all that's little that's literally what he'd like
that's apparently his purpose in this whole experience is cipher cipher cipher cipher cipher confusion confusion confusion cicada then like that's that's about it
like it's supposed to just kind of tail you along for as long as possible. Yeah,
what does that fucking sound like
in arg it
very much sounds energy and I know we're doing the real effecting later but like at this point I can we've been doing this for too long haven't
even gotten to my last bit.
I'm sure this is going to reinforce a few points here
ruler fakes for
I will I will save and I will say the judge I will save it so
one of the pictures from what Jason was talking about the cicada Twitter account had a YouTube link that linked to a channel called county buff. Which This is a weird as channel you can go on and if you want to just have some pretty interesting stuff on there. But right now it's got 120 videos. They're all like 1012 20 seconds long so nothing major. I'm not gonna go over all of them because I'd be fucking ridiculous. County what? County bluff started as a county.
I thought I misheard you at County County bluffs. Yes, sorry.
So I'm gonna go over a couple of the ones that were kind of pertinent to what's going on here. Essentially, one of the main videos that we get is a video that just flashes two images over and over one of the moon and one of the rabbit Mmm You also get the words thing in home. There was a random Twitter account that popped up that uploaded a QR code that when decoded says that the pyramids are home. And then they tweet out another tweet that says we are lunar rabbits. There's another video
called just blown right man. Yeah, we are lunar rabbits. That's not weird at all. Okay, keep going.
Aliens perhaps. Dragon Ball when Goku said that one rabbit gangster mobster up to the moon left him there and he died because he suffocated. Right, another video called it's cold here dot mov is a video of what looks like a cave and it's playing this weird as fucking music. If you Google cicada 330 301, you get an image in the Google image that has a cicada logo and it says it's getting
cold, isn't it? 3301 Yep, that could be a potential clue towards some of the cicada guys being behind this, who's to say doesn't really go much more into it then that some of county bluffs videos, there's one called song for Jack, which has like this weird alien creature in it. It just flashes off for a second, but it's fucking there. There's a bunch of other videos, there's a Reddit user that posts a video that has to relate with county bluff. And it supposedly takes place near where the
Malaysian flight went down. It's a video these people on like dirt bikes just kind of off roading. And there's small creature just like runs across one of them, the guy falls and they like scuttles into the grass. It's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. This is a terrible video. I fucking love it. It looks great. The county bluffs videos all have descriptions with this like text in it. Sometimes we'll just be flat out text other times it'll
be like ciphers and stuff. Some of the texts will be like messages between two entities. We don't know if they're people or not. But one of them. For example, in the video he has called weather cast, as is the transition between two people that say the weather Do you know it? Yes or no? Do you know? Yes, I know. And then it gives you this these coordinates and then it says ie it is a tool used to
steer the masses. There's another video called antlers with another kind of back and forth that says are you here yet? Almost. The next few videos of texts that make it seem like the uploader may be getting ill or he's going paranoid. Oh, he's talking about how he's getting sick. He's got no energy to keep going at the moment. We get another video called fishbowl where this like phone number
will pop up. And if you call the phone number, it will get Morse code that when you type in or decipher the Morse code, it says magnetic disruption question mark, which I think is supposed to be a nod to Operation fishbowl which had to do with nuclear testing to see basically, how to put it in layman's terms how far away you have to be from a nuclear blast to not get blinded by it.
Jesus man like so. Can I just set you up very thorough.
These past couple I've been diving deep down, we then get a video called staple that has more more Morse code. The description of the video is a code that when translated as another conversation between two people. It says okay the dozers to bury all of it again. But this is the fourth time you will thank me. Can you tell me why we are building another? We are building another this is
something else? What is it? You will thank me one day and then the Morse code is just partial coordinates you don't really get much from it at the moment. But those coordinates match sort of with the Denver Airport which is another conspiracy with the Denver Airport where it's like a giant bunker full of like aliens or a government bunker for government officials during the blue definitely go do an episode on Yes Look at the Denver Airport bunker it's fantastic so
many conspiracies. But we get another upload that shows this news broadcast about conflict with Russia in the USA. Topical very and the audio goes bananas and then it cuts the use of freaky audio is a spectrogram
Oh yeah I forgot about that
yet when you decipher it it just says the words hybrid and then you get a what looks like a DNA strain. And then it says CLIN gene KK l i n which apparently has to do with the male DNA strand I don't know much about it though. Another another upload states have they truly found me I love you all hurry. I'm very sorry for all the fear and confusion. It's hard to explain. We then get an another uploader who seems to be we get this like feeling that the uploader is being like
followed by someone. A lot of these next videos are like him like talking about how Oh, they're following me. They're trying to get me blah, blah, blah. We get another upload that links to a fire that happened in Denver followed by text that train relates, basically to saying, You will be fine. Make it past April 18. Just be careful. Get to a basement When the sky turns blue by Dramamine and wait out the first impulse. Keep writing your basic memories. You will be fine. Just get to a basement.
That sounds like a tweakers diary.
Yeah, join me. Motion sickness medication by the way for all you out there.
Yeah, you overdose on it. You just basically have, like night terrors, but awake. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Please don't ask how I know that.
And the last bit here that I have we get another video called
Music. Personal experience.
Yes, no. But yeah.
Anyway, sorry. Like,
we get another video called mutineer that has text that says no update. I'm fleeing now. And warns that on for 1818 The world won't be the same. You won't notice but the world will be different. So it's in my opinion, all this stuff on county bluff has to do with this guy having some sort of information on like these aliens that have come to earth. And he knows too much and some sort of high up officials are out to get him because he knows this information. That's kind of it
that I mean, oh, boy. Yeah. And now we hit the fun fun job. So if you are determining what to do with information,
Jason if you could sum this up TLDR this entire thing what would you how would you describe it?
Don't use any use one word sentences.
I can use I can I can I can shorten it up for sure. Alien maybe uses plain calls Tyler. Like
that's so wait. How about we do this? Let's do a final thoughts. Yeah, all kind of just talk about points that were like me. So final
thoughts. Is that including our real or fake? Is our real or fake? Yeah, go ready? Real or fake on Go? 123 go fake. Wow. big ol face. That's crazy. Why this
won't be the first time?
I think so.
We're all in you know we all we all agree. This is maybe
like maybe Jack Torrance we might have all agreed it was fake. But I
don't think oh, maybe on that one. Yeah. I don't remember.
Let's just go back and re listen to everything real quick. Okay,
J Bo J man. J Cooper
JayBo. macabre. Why do you think you just called me a Juba cobre? A Okay, um,
this helped that you LA
I think this is fake. Because this has literally like, as soon as I started diving this I'm like, Oh, this is a fucking energy. This is absolutely a fucking ARG. Because first off, who the fuck links, ciphers in hexadecimal, and binary that lead to very concrete information like this? If you want it to be hidden, you know what I mean? Like, you could just search that string of numbers on Google and get the fucking answer. Yeah. No, no, this is the the government has
the dark web. Like they don't they don't need to put this on like, fucking Google Groups or wherever the fuck they're posting this shit. They know
they're definitely not going to lead a bunch of idiots online down a rabbit hole to figure the information out.
No, not at all. And like so let's let's take this from another approach. Let's say this. You remember the solar flare experience? You were talking about? The electromagnetic disturbance and like, it amplifies the fucking phone signals and stuff like sure there might be some science behind that that proves are part of that. No, there's none. Oh, cool. We can just find that right now. It's all just bullshit.
I'll tell you that right? It's all
bullshit. Yeah, it sounded like bullshit. Absolutely. It sounds like somebody's pulling that shit out of their ass.
Your cell phone service, like like would not be affected like you're getting a random voicemail would never happen. They're on different wavelengths that you can't you can't just be like on your phone and then oh, I got Doug's voicemail on my phone. Most of you have solar flare that
does not that's not how it fucking works that whole point right there the whole fact that they think that this is the black box of an airplane sending that hauling that's not what a black box does.
Black Boxes literally literally do not have the capabilities to send a signal
out. And even if it did, it wouldn't be what we heard on that voicemail. No, because that was like then if a if a plane is crashing, they don't say SOS No, they say
Mayday. That's kind of very well known. If you've seen slugging Tailspin you know that they also don't
say SOS and then say like, stay away at the same time because
counterpart come help us but don't but come help
us. But don't Please evacuate the plane. Yeah. But we're calling the Coast Guard not on the plane telling them to evacuate. Yeah.
There's a lot of things that don't add up. At first glance, it's incredibly creepy. It's very unsettling. But I think the fuck the ciphers like as soon as that started happening, any so let's say you are, let's just put a hypothetical out there. Let's say your highest balls on your couch late at night watching. I don't know one of the explanation videos of this, you get freaked the fuck out? Because Holy shit. There are aliens among us. And they look like us. But they don't tell us
that they're they're not us. No, we won't. And they infiltrated this fucking Malaysian flight 370. Simply to I don't know, to be on the flight, I guess.
Yeah, they just wanted to be on a flight. They were going back home. Yeah, right. It's, it's been in black, where it's just aliens disguised as SP. Have a fucking day
job. Yeah, walking among us. And like, I literally cannot, my brain will not let me have closure over the fact that like, oh, yeah, they're just, they're just kind of there. And they only showed up because A, they knew the surveillance was down because of the solar flare, and be the garbled fucking voicemail that was left. Like, I don't know, if you can, if you can pull that back to a YouTube video and then prove that it was reversed and played on something like, that's pretty much all the
info I need. This is not real.
I mean, you pretty much nailed everything that I had thought about as well. There was like, the biggest thing for me it was the whole like, the like, pressing of it being the black box recording, which immediately, like I said, that's not how it works. Not to mention all the ciphers and stuff immediately screams energy. Like there's no reason. Regardless of who's supposed to be reaching
out. Whether it be government or aliens or whatever it is, they're not going to be leading a bunch of people on the internet around with ciphers and stuff. We're never gonna see it. It's never gonna come to fruition in real life. No, like, it just doesn't work that way.
It'd be nice and like this. This. It does a very good job of as long as the excitement is there when you first hear about this. They've got you.
I think my big problem with it is it. It starts off with a fun like mystery like immediate you're like oh, this has to do with flight 370 Whoo, that's fun. But then it kind of just takes a sharp turn away from that like then you go down this whole thing with three days just shoot so many ciphers that just so fast that you just get distracted by that you forgot what the plot is essentially. Yeah. And then what about
well, while Mike's talking you should pull up the last his last Twitter account real quick? Yeah, yeah. Well then when the doc we start
you start talking about aliens and everything which again is fun, but you're not really tying that back to the Malaysian flight all that much like they I felt like they started going a different tangent. You should have kept it centered around the flight there's nearly on the flight How can you prove that or something? You know? That's what it should have been like?
So like I said, this guy has five Twitter's live and they're all just like heaps of like random shit I don't actually I don't think this is the right one but one of them so not to I mean spoilers at this point but like he literally comes out and he's like yeah, it's fake.
Yeah, we will we were hiding this because we'd like to build up the mystique a little bit get you guys interested but yeah, that he came out and said like, hey, this isn't energy
because I think what he was trying to do is he was trying to hide the fact that was an energy but there's I can't remember which of his Twitter's but he basically comes on he's like yeah, it was like a YouTuber that like
oh yeah, I think it might have been it certainly it will say
it's very it's well done. Very well done and there's a lot of rabbit holes to go down I just feel like again if you were just keep the story prominently centered around that flight and not expand too much into there coming on this time. Though the dark sky will come. I think you're divulging a little bit to way from what originally caught people you know what I mean? I Oh, that fantastic. I
am 100% on board with you Mike abs of fucking Louis like the beginning of this slide
itself is a fantastic mystery. You don't have to grasp me on like aliens coming to if if you told me an alien was on flight, the Malaysian flight 370 You got me hooked already. You don't need to go into the get into the basement When the sky turns dark blue. I don't need that anymore. That was off the airplane.
I think if they would have left most of this on Twitter and who like they didn't. I feel like they had too many ciphers. But I feel like that kind of Yeah, they were a little info Don't be like yes, like here's a bajillion went all the shit. That's what I mean. Like we got high one night and For like it was good
to just too many ciphers you're doing you're doing all the right things but too much of it large quantities you want quality over quantity. Yeah, we tweet what's his Twitter name in straightaway straightaway so yeah, hey,
pick one straightaway off I think that might be the straightaway I just
want to this is you know if you guys ever want to look into yourselves it's apt straightaway on Twitter
with two underscores one straightaway off when there's a bunch of different real but if you look it up,
I'm pretty sure right, this is the one yeah, this is probably the one because this looks like random stuff. This is all random shit now.
I can't remember I should have.
I don't know it's not here either. I don't fucking know which one it is. Well, when we get to here this is about back to 370 holes. Okay, that sounds new. Yeah. This seems like the
his jokey one. Well, that's
all of it. Either way, he comes out and says it's an energy.
So props to him again. It's tied straight away. S T. R A YEDAWAY. Good job, man. It's seriously pretty fun, but it was a lot. But I liked the concept. Yeah, but keep keep going.
But three incredibly amateur. Arg investigators have some notes for you.
So fuckin dude.
If you'd like to get in touch with us, Mike.
I'll hype you up.
Fucking Yeah. Oh, that was hire us. I was gonna say that's a perfect segue into where he could get a hold of us. Maybe Maybe he wants to know
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Yeah, also one of them with the sun vanished. Aiden go find his Twitter you can find it on the Sun vanishes Twitter he's got a Patreon as well. If you feel like you'd like that story like our coverage go you know chucking a buck or something towards him. I feel like he definitely deserves it and he does not have enough that boy I think had like only he did not have that as many patrons as I thought he should have with with how much awesome of a store he's
making. He has all the attention he can get that dude
rocks I mean to be fair, he probably had more when it was like happening it still is I know it still is but there's definitely a break happening right now is what I'm alluding to break is over Oh has he posted
oh he's been posting what the fuck guys disadvantage season two will be coming up probably here in the next couple of months I
want to say we need to go over
Alex Kansas we've got fucking Mandela now to get this done vanished out this room. Yes. Oh fucking hell we have to go back into that that ship was so confusing.
It was one of our better doing episodes.
It was a good one.
But what do you guys have to say to the people the beautiful people but do you do how am I the only one that has not touched the soundboard? I don't know. No, just in general. I have not pushed a
single well you have I have audio of you pushing a button like nine times. Yeah, that's different though. It didn't make Oh, you're right. It didn't go because you Push the button nine times.
Yeah, that's fair. That was very fair. But yeah, if you're gonna get a flight soon make sure it's not at 370 PM.
Or am is stay away from that.
That's it. I'm gonna actually when you get on the plane slap your pain on the pilot
just reading the shoulder just a bagel there's beans on
my day we've got beans and peens Mayday
Well, I guess my usual stay fucking paranoid. Also be on the lookout for extra dimensional voicemails that may or may not be in your personal account right now
or at the end of this episode, or the Oh yeah.
If you get a voicemail from us at the at the end of this episode, it means it worked. Anyway, Mike go ahead and your car it's reached in fucking podcast, we gotta go. Dont look under the internet.