DLUTI 056 - Hiimmarymary

is turning this house into a hippie done. The next thing I have to do is get Woodstock back

and have it in your house.

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hello hello everybody welcome to dont look under the internet a podcast where

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that's Doug hi I'm Michael and with us like a phoenix from the ashes has risen It's Jason Oh Everyone clap at No no no no no we don't need the soundboard for this thank you thank you

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oh this is a long one D long

I've been working on my type five and that shows but it's nice to have our boy back

I am so fucking excited to be back it's been a month it was a nice break to well needed but I definitely miss spending my Tuesdays getting drunk and talking creepy shit we only

we don't have booze this time we

don't but that's okay. Yeah,

we'll figure it out as

we go on and dry.

The pillow everybody

you know what else has been gone for too long? The BB BB BB BB BB does Nickelodeon. They was DMC. You know?

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you know? Well TMZ has got to turns out famous actor Jon Hamm decided he wanted to dip his toes into comedy a little bit. So he went on stage and tried to really really do is like type five for his fucking this audience. And the audience just hated all of his material that he fucking bombed. They grilled us so hard. He ended up being a roasted ham you could do better.

That took a second you could do

you could do better. You fucking come up with one No,

that's your bid

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Like the pizza place.

Exactly. JASON So how have you been? How has your vacation away from this toxic toxic group that is dug in I

will I will say I definitely got a lot more sleep so that was nice. didn't do a whole lot. Literally. There were days where I would be sitting down and I would just go like Oh fuck I have to and then Oh no, I don't have to edit tonight. I'm on vacation. So that was super nice. You just talked to like, I just sat in the in our den or empty den and I just talk like I

was recording a podcast you had headphones plugged into nothing pretended like I was answering

people just so I like stayed you know with it

when you're done now.

Huh?

What are you What is your den now?

It's where the food time goes when we're not using it to make a super bed.

Super bed?

Yes. All right. We built for us. We basically turned into children for the last month, which was fucking awesome.

Sounds pretty great. Yeah. And now we just stole that away from you.

I know. Bring it back

here this the real vacation was away from us. Not the real vacation was

the friends you made along the way.

I missed all of our listeners. I just want to be very clear. They

miss you. I was saying we got a whole fuckload of messages like whoo, Jason's back. And I'm over here like Where's all this fucking excitement for me? I'm here every fucking week. That's why they're so selfish or not selfish. You just love Jason more and I see how it is. That's understandable. I do too. What are what are we? What are we? What are we? What are we? What are we? What are we? What are we

are Hi. Flush.

Hi, what are we talking about? Hi. And you're

probably wondering how I got

there. What are we talking about? Hi, Mary Mary. Know You're Jason Jason.

That's Dr. Doug. Mike Mike.

Welcome to dont look under

the internet everybody I know. It's Welcome to dont look under the internet. Dont look under the internet. Oh, reloaded. Lutie

Welcome to Ludi Ludi. I'm Jason Jason. This is Doug Doug. And I'm Mary Mary. Oh, that's Hi.

I'm Mary Mary. Dammit. That's right.

Yeah. Married surprise. That's what we're covering today. Hi, it me, Merrill.

Harold, Merrill Harold.

We're covering Hi, Mary Mary. Oh my god. I'm JC

I have not heard this name since we first discovered all of this creepy weird shit back in like when we were watching an expo. And he actually does have a video on this. Unfortunately, we couldn't use it for this because it cuts off. Yeah, pretty short.

I haven't heard of this since LBJ was president.

So like a week ago, jig bow.

We have gone back in time actually for this episode. Yeah, we had to. You'll see why.

Yeah. So what is Hi, Mary Mary.

I have no idea. Whoa, I didn't even do any research for this.

All right. Well, you know, as always, Link tree.com/delivery pod. You heard it here first.

I hope you guys learned a lot.

You fucking figured. That's gonna be our

newest yada yada. Yeah, sign sign. Yeah, give them the topic and then let them figure it out. We give you

the topic. You do all the work. You give us the money.

Today, we're talking Hi, Mary. Mary. You fucking figure it out. Good night, everybody.

And we're done. Yep. Perfect.

What, what B, what is Mary Mary? Okay, so,

Hi, Mary Mary, is something that, uh, probably a word that we actually haven't used too much. In this setting before. We're gonna call this a an unfixed one. Which is a lot of fun, very similar to an ARG without the ARG elements, although, there's maybe a little bit of that going on.

Trigger warnings as well, I would say. Yeah.

I mean, as with most of our topics, yeah. This, this. So basically, this whole story takes place over like across Twitter and YouTube. There's, I think 15 videos is maybe 9019 total. Yeah. You can probably watch it on about an hour and a half, two hours.

There's only like two that are really long. And I got him.

I got I gotta monitor. Alright,

I take it back. There's three that are really long. And I got two of them.

None of mine are more than nine minutes.

Nice. Yeah.

So either way you can knock his shit out, dawg. Yeah, it's fairly quick. It's really fun. But it started on Twitter. And it was just, you know, a regular old account. Hi, I'm Mary. And it seemed like she was having some problems. Basically, she starts a twitter

to see you can still find it the ad is. Hi, this is Mary.

Yeah. But basically, she starts at Twitter to basically see if there was anyone else on the internet, or anywhere, for that matter. Yep.

I lied. It's Hi, there I am, Mary.

Yeah, cool. Thanks. Hi, there I am. Hi, there. I

am gonna add her see if she responds.

She might not ever that was. But she, so this all starts on June 28 of 2016. So this is about six years old now. Yeah. But basically, her fourth Twitter post actually ends up linking to her YouTube. And that's where we start this crazy roller coaster. Basically, the Twitter does follow along with the videos that we're going to talk about, and add some extra stuff into her day to day well being but it's kind of like posts about the video posts in between the video. Yeah, I'm not

So speaking of these videos, and now we've been mentioning these videos, we'll get to them. Don't worry. Before we do, I wanted to set up something a little bit and it's just about the house that she's in. So one of the things doesn't get anything fucking away. It starts with Mary basically waking up in this house. She says that it looks a little bit like her parents house but almost like if it's a copy of it. Like there's a few things that are all off here in there.

we never see proof. We never see she never hooks her Rado?

Well, she doesn't show that but she definitely shows her like, fucking yanking on

Yeah, sure.

I'm just saying, I'm a man that needs visual proof. I'm not going to take your word for it. You gotta block it. You're like

that picture that's going around. That's It's a guy who basically Texas landlord and he says like, hey, the hot water is not working. Oh, yeah. He's like, Hey, can you send me pics? What are you talking about? Can you sort of back a picture of the faucet running? It says it looks like this, but it's not okay,

phenomenal the inner workings of my mind.

So anyway, this house seems you can't get out. Seems also that nothing can get in. However, as we will find. There are already things inside hold a Rorschach? Yes, but reverse.

I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me. Pretty much actually. Nevermind.

Good. But yeah, so that's that's just a little bit background on this house. It's apparently a lot of people on Reddit. We're having trouble following like, Okay, wait, is this her parents house? Or is this the house that she gets sent to? And I'm like, yes. Yeah. Yes, is the answer you're looking for here. So I just wanted to clear the air there. But let's go ahead and fucking dump into these videos, shall we? Yeah, we've

been good boys. Okay,

so now that the House has its backstory. Let's go ahead and jump into the actual the meat and potatoes of this whole thing? Which is the video just do the stew. Yeah, it's actually just use that to intake the media you need.

We're going to dump the stew of this whole thing into people

into with a turkey baster who I have several. I get them for free from work anyway. So video, I

don't know what?

Well, I'll go over that. I'll go over that later. But it's fine. So video, one is simply named Hello. And this is basically the introduction of married to the series. She introduces herself a little bit, but the only thing is, she doesn't talk. It's just, it's a video of her and like random rooms in this house walking around. And there's a there's a text on the scene on the scene on the video that pops up the scene of the crash. There's text that pops up throughout the

Leno just punches his way into the fucking room because he's the villain in the Big Bad beetle board. I forgot about that. But he's not really but he looks just like him. Go look it up people. Oh,

you fucking could have fooled me. Yeah, no.

Yeah, I guess you right. So yeah, Jay

Leno shows up. No, this, this, this veiled, like woman like shows up for a split second, and it goes right back to the tap. The taxman says I don't think I'm alone in here. And that's the entirety of video one which is introducing us to everything so you kind of get some backstory you get where Mary is you know that you realize that she doesn't know who she is. She doesn't know where she came from. She isn't how she got there, she isn't gonna get out. So a lot of questions that we need to answer

only 18 More videos guys, the ATM we hear

speaking of let's go to video two, which is called this likeness. I love my notes for this because I can tell it was getting really tired because all this says is peanut butter response you're watching along with us. Yeah, I've not seen

With that kind of optimism.

I know. She was fine. She was like Well, I'm stuck in this house. I might as well figure out who I am let's read these books. I didn't write what I knew it was coming so as Mary is trying to quote unquote figure out who she is through these books, then cuts to her in the bathroom where I think she's brushing her teeth or like washing your face or some shit like that.

She drops the soap. She

drops the soap for lack of a better term. She steps away from the mirror and she comes back to it. She knows is that the reflection the mirror has like a fake face on it. It's like all done up with lipstick. It looks super fucked up. And it just starts cackling and laughing at her.

I love the way that it moves to Yeah, it's very it's just like a glitchy but like not like very ring ask Yeah, like hard. Yeah, movement like Yeah, it's hard to describe

it's I don't know if you could glitch while walking like that. Or

moving maybe like, imagine you're lagging out in a video game. Yeah,

this is this is to me what it looks like. Just before somebody disappears into the back rooms. Yeah, that's what I think this looks like so she's freaking out like glitching all around, just laughing at Mary. And basically she's laughing at her for the rest of the fucking day until the sun goes down and shows her in her bed like trying to get to stop and it just won't and some text pops up and it says I want to break the mirrors. But I'm very very very hard to read texts behind that.

Understandable with weird laughy person just well let's add another one into the mix no yeah please don't but

it literally just it shows that little bit of text and then it shows what you assumed to be as Mary's feet like in bed she lays down and all of a sudden you see like a shadow start to like the shadow start to darken and this shadow figure starts to like creep up onto the tunnel it's very creepy Yeah, the foot of her bed and starts making it way basically like perched on top until it cuts and that's the entirety of that video.

I will say that video like there were actually a couple of parts of this that like actually kind of gave me the heebie jeebies. Oh, most definitely. It's like we also dark and then yeah, we touched on her just briefly but the veil lady

Yeah. Oh god she's yeah, I've got another

Yeah, I got I got we all do this a ton with her. They're

all fucking terrifying. Um, but yeah, so that is the good night video. So now that Before which is called the darkness moves. It opens up and it shows Mary sitting in like a ring of the she's turning herself into a Christmas tree. Here's what's happening. There's like a ring of these Christmas lights plugged in and it's like meeting this glow and she's holding a candle or like a lamp or something. And it cuts to her checking rooms. I think it's

Yeah, that's I think that's what

Shadowman shadow shadow saw shadow Attorney at Law.

It's all Shadow Man.

No, shed No.

Anyway, so Mary, you see sitting in this, this protective ring of lights after seeing this terrifying shadow, and it cuts to her turning off, turning on a bunch of lights in the house and she's opening doors checking them. There's this one room she goes to and she opens the door and it's dark and she like, like, shutters for a second almost like she's afraid of the room. And she like sneaks a hand in there turns the light on.

She goes, No, no, no,

turns it on. Again, those turn some more lights on comes back, lights off.

You never go turn the light back on for a third time. If it's off the second time. You call it a day. You just don't go in that

room, though. Yeah, that room might as well be on fire for the rest of your life, close the door and board it you're done. It's Yep, that room does not exist.

They will call back.

So she keeps doing this. And eventually she comes to it and turns the light on. And as she does, the fucking Shadowman is just chilling in the center of the room. And he freaks the fuck out of her. So she turns the lights back off and runs. So the video cuts here and I thought this was going to be like, you know, most of these videos. It's got like one maybe two like scary parts, especially for the shorter ones. I was like, Okay, so that's that one.

Yeah, like body slammed

she basically joined the WWE match that she didn't know what was going on

and woke up and it's just how long he's like wait what?

Ceiling like just comes out

one more video This one's called daily life update. This one is way way way more tame compared to the rest it's a bit longer but that's okay. Basically it just goes up over like what she's doing to keep yourself occupied and it shows her like timing herself sprinting around the house so she knows exactly how long it takes to get around places which is super fucking smart. She's like doing crafts and shit like that. And then you see her sit down in like this blue dress. And she sits in front of a

this. I was just color perfect marry perfect marry Yeah,

that works. Any of these the beauty mirror marry perfect marry they all follow the same

your hair is a fun one sounds like a villain like a Batman villain or ceremony you

know, like perfect marriage because like perfect. Oh

I like all of these.

All of these are fun now.

This is this is a good podcast.

I've got different opinions running around the room, right?

Yeah, so it shows you're doing these very mundane things. Very weird things by any standard stretch of the imagination. And then, as she's confronting mirror lady, she, you see like this arm shoot out of the mirror with a knife. Like it's trying to fucking kill Mary. And it comes like it goes back in the mirror and she's laughing at it. The gist of this one is this mirror lady is making Mary feel

bad. Yes. 100%

the very last scene of this you basically see her like walking around in circles trying to open the door to the outside like every 10 minutes. And eventually the very last scene you see his herd ripping the door handle and just screaming at the door like she's losing her fucking mind. I mean, I

would do straight losing her shame. I

mean, it was just

so she's so fucking fucking kicked. Perfect. Mary's ass. Let's do this.

Yeah, that's the end of the sixth video. Oh, yeah, that one was called daily life update. In case you're wondering. Slash following along.

Alright, so we're gonna jump straight into the seventh video. And this video is entitled sleep Walker.

It's not to be confused with the comic book sleep Walker. Which party is Spider Man Eesh.

Perfect could not have called that sound. A better time.

I hope none of those show up.

We made sure they're gonna show up. Yeah.

No worries there, Mike.

Goddamnit. Okay, so, yeah, so we're gonna jump into video seven. Like I said, it's called Sleep Walker and it opens up and you see Mary just typing in the dark on her computer, just tip tapping away. And then it kind of cuts to her. It's like, it's jumping from like, like day to night. And this one kind of. So then you see her filming herself, like doing nothing. And she's just like, geez, I'm like, so fucking bored. Like,

I mean, yeah, I'd be fucking bored outside for at night.

Right? And she has a phone with Twitter on I just be on my phone all fucking day. Yeah, but so yeah, so she sees she just super bored. And then it cuts back to her kind of walking around at night. And then you just see the shadow person just like lurking like, in the kitchen. And she kind of starts like talking to it. Like she's finally not running away from it. She's just like, kinda like, America. That is verbatim what

there you go, buddy. Hi, I'm Willis Willis next.

But that's the video seven so like there's this like weird. The next couple of videos like really kind of lead up to some crazy shit. But well, let's get you got I'm for sure. You can tell when he puts his fingers on his nose. Like, like right below.

The step after that is to take the glasses off because he's crying.

He hasn't got there. He's drinking right. That's a bold choice.

You were playing Russian roulette my friend.

I just imagine too nebulous towers. Just I'm Willis.

I just had a terrible thought. I'm not gonna go there. Alright, so nope, no 911 jokes today. For 911 Yes, just the way the 911 episode is gonna be nuts. Alright, so I don't know what it's gonna be but it's gonna be 911 There's a 911 No, no, no, that's where that's

so we can cover the Nicolas Cage movie where he was in wasn't he was the second tower

Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Yeah.

What the fuck are we talking about? Talk?

We're on video eight which I haven't even started talking about Okay,

good. At least we didn't like to completely derail you tangents. back everybody.

Yeah, seriously. Oh, Jesus. Fuck. Okay, so we move on to not 911 Video eight.

Video 811

Eight of 11 Except there's 19 Okay, so video eight back on track. This video is called discovery. Basically the first thing you see is I'm going to call her shadow Mary not the Veiled lady

please do because I just My mind just exploded and I have a theory on why this whole thing is called Hi, Mary Mary. Its color shadow Mary because it helps with my theory.

I know where you're going with that. Actually, I

used to.

I thought I might just had brain blast but no, I

think you're on to something.

I think it's supposed to be that what your thing is. But anyways, so Okay, so video eight is discovery. We see shadow Mary calling out to Mary in the opening shot. And basically Mairead aside, she's going to go in and just kind of lock herself in the bathroom. So she's just like, chillin in there. She really fucking likes the bathroom. She does like she's in there all the time all the time. And for some reason, it seems like the lights in the bathroom always work

and there are they seem brighter than everywhere else. Yeah, yeah. Like how many shirts Can you take a day?

Oh, a lot.

That's I agree.

A lot. I take at least five shirts a day. I love I love pooping dude.

People I can I have a I am on the record as

a poopy boy.

I go into the bathroom five times a day. I'm not using the bathroom and you're not making I think oh god I hate that term. It's so Oh, no. No, nobody ever has to make

so she's locked in the bathroom.

So she's locked in the bathroom and we see shadow Mary taunting her and calling her a coward. Basically, Shadow Mary is just out there talking shit to her. Just straight up

now. I'm sorry. Which one was shadow Mary again? The veiled lady wanted the actual shadow

veiled late. Okay, okay. So man, gentlemen.

Yes, yes. Shush, Saul Shadowman.

So yeah, basically she's talking shit to her and then all of a sudden she decides that she can't the valley like isn't going in the bathroom but she starts walking downstairs. And it says she waits basically till she can't see or hear her anymore. So you hear her walk down the stairs and like still kind of talking shit on our way down. And then it stops and then doing that a lot. She do be doing that. Talking shit like sick motherfucker. Joe Yeah, straight shit talking the entire

I don't know why that was so funny. He's just fucked off.

But you So Mary goes downstairs and as soon as she turns the corner fucking Chateau Mary's there waiting for and just like immediately starts like busting her chops about stuff and calling her pathetic and a coward and all this shit.

Right at work doesn't like you he thinks you're annoying. And you can

tell Mary's you have a narrow urethra. What is this King of the Hill? Caddy ready? Are we done

here? Sorry.

Okay, cool. So, yes, you can tell that Mary's like visibly shaken up at this point because she's like the cameras like all shaky and she's just like what like Fuck you bitch. She doesn't say that but you can you can tell that like that's what she was thinking it and then all of a sudden she's instantly transported outside and is just antibody of water like like she almost was like just poofed into like below water. And then she like resurfaces. And that's where the

that

add time in like this room doesn't it does not exist. Half of that is just be rolled, you don't really figure out what it is until the end of

it. Yeah, pretty much. But this is where we hear the first reference to what she now refers to the outside as, as the garden, the garden. Yeah. And basically, she, you know, she's kind of having a good time. She's like, damn, like, I'm outside now what's going on, and you can tell she just wants to keep walking forever. And then all of a sudden, she is just fucking ripped out of the garden. Right back into the house. We see shadow marry again. And that's where the

as a feel. To hear the words three or four minutes as opposed to 20 to 30.

My blood sugar's rising from from the code from the code. Yeah. Not the drug. I'm having a Coca Cola.

Well, this will make you feel better because now I'm about to hit a 14 minute video. Yes. Torture. Alright, so this is this is video 10 And it's called Do not touch.

Don't touch these 14 minutes. They spent 10 minutes on that with me in sex ed. I feel like all you need is

Don't touch the steppy and oh my god, I forgot about

don't touch the steppy. Doug, we have to show you something. Okay, we're not going to make everyone listen to us watch a YouTube video.

Okay, all right. That's fair. All right. So do not touch starts out with the words I made a terrible mistake. And basically you see the darkness kind of like chasing her. I don't really know how to describe this part that well, but

the darkness was like the black veins and it was basically just all the light out from everything right? Yep.

So you start seeing like little flashes of it. Like she's filming like little like blurbs of it like yeah, house. And then she's like, kind of like, a comeback. Like, like, where are you going? And like all this shit. Like, she's like, watching it, like just go around. But then the phone starts ringing in the house and she's like, freaking out. And she started like, she runs downstairs, picks up the phone. She's like, hello, hello. Like, hello. Obviously,

I was gonna make a ring joke. I don't know who the CEO of ring is, so I can't.

Bezos they own that ring.

I guess I could just guessed Jeff Bezos for half the things on earth and I'd be 50% Right?

I don't know what I'm pretty sure they don't. But either way, I thought we were talking about the movie at first and I was oh,

no, that explains the look on your face. What?

But it's at this point that she realizes that the darkness is just messing with her and it's very apparent. It's driving her like absolutely bonkers. And this whole video is basically just the darkness messing with her fucking mind. Because the next thing that happens is she puts her camera down for a second to like, I think go on her computer like something like that. And then basically you just see like the super glitched out screen happen and then the camera teleports

a GoPro

yeah she she basically turns it into a GoPro now and yeah, it's okay so there's one weird part of that I forgot to mention but you end up seeing the darkness and like full form for like a second or two

Oh shit look like

imagine you're like I don't know I feel like every video game you ever play where like a portal opens up? And it's just like kind of Oh arms and then like opens papery and yeah it's just like a black like void Okay, Portal is almost what it looks like void portal void portal but yeah, so finally she you know once she gets that hands free camera situation going on all the lights just end up turning off in the house and she's kind of starts taunting the darkness and then this part

It also has an idea future

dog if you're able to put it in put it in here.

I mean Okay, there we go. That wasn't the way I wanted to do that but

that's also just hooked that phone up to the road caster so here we are.

So whatever we'd have to go through find the video let's not so it's just a really terrible fucking monster noise that

well they may they may have heard it so oh yeah,

if they're listening along and being a good listener

I mean there's a past possibility future you was able to edit

that string to make this sound smooth for us and we are just steamrolling him and this is very unfortunate. And we're sorry everybody

you're welcome that we're all here again. And this is what you have to deal with now

the incompetence has gone up by 10% at least

yeah so after the horrible noise that you may or may not have heard 20 seconds ago depending on yeah dependent depending on how things work out. Basically these little texts start popping up like every once in a while while she's filming that it's just

It's Molina

Yeah. For Mortal Kombat.

Oh Molina please. I don't even know why this is milk water for a second but it like didn't register and I was like,

You remember when she got that demon mouth? Talking tree? Yeah,

yeah, no, absolutely that's that's a part of the movie if you haven't seen it well now you don't have to be good. But that's how they they they end that video and it's really creepy. This whole video is actually just a roller coaster of emotions from a couple different of the antagonists in the series. But we move on to what I feel like that last video should have been titled but video 11 is called Hide and seek. Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't know either way.

On top of the mental breakdown that's currently happening that probably not too healthy for

and honestly, this all is starting to feel like one giant metaphor for Mary's mental health. And you're gonna start seeing this a bit more episodes.

Oh, yeah. As it gets to the end, it's practically slapping you in the face.

Oh, 1,000%. But the last video that I had was video 12 And it's called check in. So kind of similar to Jason's last videos like daily health check in. Yeah, we got the same kind of thing going on.

Hey, I've had one kind of like that too.

Huh? Very nice. Very cool. Very, very chic.

It's like she was planning on us splitting up these videos.

Three dudes somewhere. Yeah, we're gonna be having to talk about this because like, that's cool. nineteen's perfect. That's called

forward thinking. We need more of that

highly 19 episodes because three dinguses from the Chicagoland area. Talk about like six years

18 It's divisible by three

No.

919 or nothing.

Anywho getting back to where we were video 12 Check in so this one starts off and you see her just already outside. She's like sitting by a tree outside and there's text on the screen and it says I think I've gotten better at living this way. I stay in the garden every

are calling for Rick and Morty when it's a you can run but you can't hide. Well, why should we listen to it? What are we? What are we

can hide? He's just telling us the trash cans. And you're here. Damn it.

Yeah, but ya know, it's just kind of funny because like, we get this like weird gap between the last video in this video where somehow she's figured out how to get to the garden when she needs to. So considering that she says I stay here every night now. So like now she can sleep at night, which is nice for her considering night kind of sucks on that house.

Looks terrible over there.

The only problem with it is that even though she can get out there now she keeps getting pulled back. And she you know, doesn't really have control over it. But when she is out in the garden, she says that she just walks and walks forever. Like it just never ending she just keeps

Oh, shit. So she's not alone on the internet anymore?

Apparently not. So we do get this in like major major break through here. Like this is the video that I think that? Like really has everything start to do like this like one ad. Yeah. But we'll listen to the other episodes. Via mic.

Yeah, I mean, I guess real quick since we ended on Twitter. I'm going to briefly mention the Twitter no fast. Script. Okay. It

doesn't say it right. Sorry, man.

Yeah, you're right. Okay. Well, no, I just want it because she's like, Oh, we could talk on Twitter. If you look at her Twitter, she pretty much just gives like more detail into what's going on. Like, it talks about like this rock that she found when she was in the garden, things like that. So if you want to explore the Twitter while you're watching the videos, you can go for it. But you get a lot more detail out of the story by being on the Twitter and that's really all I

full disclosure, Mike hasn't watched any other videos. No.

I'm probably leaving out a couple of details on accident because I pulled a Jason just watch mine, which I fucking shouldn't have with this one. But I just I I did anyway, like a lazy fuck. I tried not to anyway, apologies. Yeah, I watched like three other ones. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, the 13th one we got here is called collection. It's a shorter video where it's basically just her talking about

I think so title of this.

So, Shadow summit so Mary's basically, she's pretty much being tortured by these entities at this point. She's getting ridiculed by shadow marry up the fucking Wazoo to where like, all you constantly hear is just You're worthless, you're ugly, you'll never be anything No one loves you. They're not real. Like she says things like they're not real things like that over and over again to Mary and it's just constant like for a good chunk of this video is just her belittling Mary. Mary has a rock a

little limp. Mary, let's do that.

That's why I looked up because it was coming out. One of us didn't know which

Mary has that rock that I was talking about on the Twitter that's not listed version here. But she has this rock and she has it in her hands. And then it shows her with the rock and the rock in her hand just kind of disappears. Very, very weird

sleight of hand genius. She's

a magician David Copperfield wants to fucking there's a lady in white that she mentioned, I saw the lady in white again. And she's like, following her through the garden and she's like, Hey Thuggin focus up sweetie. Look at me. Look at me because lady Weiss is like ignoring her the whole fucking time. And then she finally gets up to the lady in white. And she's like, covering her face from Mary. And then yeah, and then she starts like showing like one eye at a time.

That's where that clip is from?

Yeah. And she's like

literally the very first clip of this entire series you see is Mary when she says Hi Mary. You see the background someone shifting like okay, cool,

but like she's not like saying anything. And you even see Though the woman like trying to talk, but no words are coming out, she's just like like lipping everything. And Mary's even like, I can't read lips, dude. Sorry like,

because I can't either, but I could actually like really fucking tell what she said

she was saying I saw her at one point say, Mary, we're here Are you okay? Mary? Like, can you hear us like you can kind of see her her she's lifting very well, like you need to get out of there. Yeah, she's living it very well. And at the end she's like screaming and she's screaming like Mary. Like, like get out Mary like over and over, but you can't hear it. And Mary's just like fuck this and just walks away. She's not getting anywhere. So now Mary's just kind of walking through the

Just outside the house.

Yeah. But she's walking through the garden is the outside. She's walking to the garden, and she falls. trips. She's like, ooh, ooh. And then she gets back up. And then children walk in some more, and then she trips again. And then she just starts vomiting. Just and then that's how the video ends. So she

got drunk real quick, apparently. Oh, okay,

drunk. Drunk. The next video is called rain. So here

is that. Hey,

so here we have fuckin Chateau Mary. Back on our bullshit. Yeah, I think Mary again, like she's chasing her. This just goes right off the RIP. Fucking shadow bears just booking it at her. She's running, just spreading the fuck away from her and everything. And then she gets into a room. I think it's the bedroom that the bathroom is connected to. And Chateau Mary just stops chasing her and it's just standing there. And Mary's like, What? What? What fuck, and she's just like watching her and

come on, to try a squeaky toy.

Kind of a lot of treat. A little shadow bone. But nothing works. So like. She like tries to like sneak past shadow Mary. She's like, okay, she just got tired. I guess. I don't fucking know.

She's asleep. Yeah,

so she goes to sneak past shadow Mary and she goes to leave. And then right before she can leave shadow Mary grabs her. And kinda like, shoves her I guess you'd say out the doorway. And then she gets thrown through the doorway. And then transported back to the garden.

Wait until we have video no.

Oh, wait, she's she's back in the garden now. And then we get we get text that says that something is wrong with the garden. The weather is changing. And it's showing like the weather is all rainy and murky and stormy. audible gasp she's finding old things. You know. Some old Sears

antiques. They're

like a rusted car and stuff. She finds a band. She's like they're abandoned areas. And she finds this like tunnel that she's like, about to go through. And like she's she goes into the tunnel. She's like, hello. Can anyone hear? She's like, this isn't my tunnel. This isn't my bridge. Like I don't I don't know what this place is to say my bridge. Yeah. The tunnels lady. So then it cuts them. We're back at her house. And she's like sitting. She's just like, sitting against the wall.

so I think this not to cut you off. I'm sorry, but I think in one of the videos that you have could have been mine. I can't remember now. You see the darkness actually shoot onto her? Yeah, I got that. Okay, yeah. So you mentioned it

I will later that's in a later one. Oh, is it Yeah, that's in one of the the end ones

I thought that was after that happened.

No, you're wrong. Yeah. But then we we see like, this like, shadowy thing like attacker kind of like shadows are like big in this one like that shadowy figure that we've been seeing a lot. That ones in this one. It doesn't like attacker, just like kind of follows her. shows her latest shows it like really giant in this video. And she's like you weren't that big before what's

Yeah, touched on a lot of fucking tropes are your 30 Minute one

No The next video is Gone Girl. Mary is avoiding

media to reading

uncomfortable start reading

is like bobbing and weaving this fucking demon Mary fucking shadow Mary again. When she comes across the computer and she's like I'm going on the computer he's like Oh, two Bucha like looking on their computer all frantic and like all of her twitter followers are just gone no one's there anymore. Where he is and the where they

is where that is. Where them go

shadow where shadow Mary is like above her like she's checking her Twitter account and she's just be littling her some more like the honor bullshit.

Is that a new shirt? We're just gonna shadow Mariana Mariana

bullshit. If it keeps coming back. I have a very strong feeling it will

This is also when it gets a little. This is an uncomfortable one to watch.

I'm guessing it's even more uncomfortable.

With like trigger warning.

I will slight

Yes. So Mary tries to escape to the garden, but it's not working like she's going to open doors, but it's not working and all this time. She's being chased by Chateau Mary. So she's like running away from Chateau Mayer who's like screaming at her and like bitten do all these monster you screams at her and she's opening the fuck runs over another dog tries to open it fuck. Trying to live with his garden. Nothing fucking worse. So fuckin shadow Mary catches up to Mary and just beat the

fucking hell yeah,

it's fucking rough man. And at the end of the video it's just Mary's in a fucking the fetal position just crying

to bed it'd be a home Hawk in off

property Valley would weigh down in this economy.

Yeah,

I have to fix those stairs.

You have to get some nurse stair foam everything yeah but fuck man it was it was brutal one to watch it was very uncomfortable then next video is called last eight months so kind of an update. Yeah,

I'm pretty sure from that video to that video there's like a huge gap

eight month gap so in this video we see that the shadow marry seems to have Mary kind of like under her control a little bit. Like she she has her by like the throat like during a lot of this guy. And Mary is talking about how this is her last video. She's like upstairs like like brushing her hair and just a fuckload of her hair just comes out. She pulls a tooth out of her fucking mouth.

Do you have your mailing address? I should get it but like she's well imagine Sorry to cut you off but can you imagine if we had the Hi Mary Mary tooth?

Oh Hi Mary Mary if you're listening to send me that tooth I will love you

I'm gonna have to make some Twitter DM yeah all right.

Also we're not weirdos I mean we are but yeah I'm a big pervert

so well. Mary But like she she's basically given up at this point. Unfortunately like she has been going crazy from all these spirits like it shows like a fucking like imagine like an 80s Top Gun montage of just all these spirits like torturing her essentially like it shows like the

need of mom to do that like simultaneous.

It shows like, pretty Mary like just laughing at her constantly. She's just like weeping does just weeping in the fucking fetal position. It shows the shadow one like kind of lingering over her. It shows her just by honestly, pretty much should have been It shows fucking shadow married just be literally are some more like beating her up some more and shit. She's fucking done man like she's defeated

she she don't put a foreigner Yeah,

that takes us to our last video another trigger warning on this bad boy here this one's called something that I'm gonna butcher the pronunciation of at UNAG Norris Agnes at NORRIS This

is it as a g n o r s is yes and ag Norris's Sure

So Mary wants all this to just end now she's so hard

it is to every time you say Mary not say had a little she's had a little laugh some reason it just sounds right coming out of your mouth

it does the entire episode is just is Mike in different inflections like he's saying a sentence but just Mary Had a Little Lamb Mary had a little Mary had a little

Mary Had

a Little Lamb

Mary Had a Little Lamb

All right, we've got all

just had to get there.

She's gonna finish the ship. Mary she's done she says in like the thing she's like, I'm gonna finish it like this is done I'm tired of this. I'm done. And she gets pulls out like a butcher's knife from the kitchen. And then she kind of just puts it back which is weird, but I think it's just so she's like I'll get there eventually and puts it back. But she checks the Twitter and has zero followers still. Mary and Mary goes up to the Chateau Mary and is like I'm done here man.

So we'll write another check

yeah the entire time that yeah right the entire time that she's like getting ready to do this and it's like a long fucking thing like this is the longer this like 39 minutes long a solid like four minutes to her just like fucking sitting there while like shadow Harry

open herself up

yeah while shadow Mary talk shit to her while she's like ready to fucking do it. And there's a point where like, she shadow Mary's like, ah, they you know they don't even like you anyway, so it doesn't matter. And she's taught shadow Mary's talking about like the Twitter people. And Mary's like Oh, I thought you said that they weren't real I thought you said the Twitter people weren't real and shadow Mary's like you're

And almost TMZ yourself

I almost almost fucking

TMZ has got the scoop today

shadow Mary back on her bullshit

it's at this point that Mary realizes that the shadow Mary's a liar. Whoa apparently everything that she was saying is fake. That's nuts. No one saw that coming from a demon lady. So she's like in the living room like checking the computer. She's like, why are you telling me no one cares about me people care about me. Look, what are you gonna say for yourself? You've been lying to me this whole time. And fucking like Shadow Mirror is just like standing there doing her like

calm contrast to begin Exactly. She

like found a little bit of confidence. She's like, get the fuck back here. And then when she finds shadow Mary, she opens the door to where she went. And then she's back in the garden. And we haven't seen the garden in the hottest minute at this point. The last time we did it was all snowy and we didn't touch on that. She never went out there when it was snowing. So we don't really know what's going on with the garden at this point. Hmm. So she's walking

it. Q pep talk that you tell people

Yeah, the game exactly that this is pretty much when in the Doom movie when he takes the shot and then it goes first person just shoot and shut up. Yeah, that's that's this so get ready. Here we go.

I rewatched that scene by the way. It was on TV at work and

I'm just like, oh, it's not great, but it's great. I fuck I

love that movie. But it's so bad.

Fun fact that that. That gun? The BFG Yeah, it's it's hand drawn in. So is it really? It will it be it's like digital, but I mean that's like it's a hand drawn gun they put into the computer and They put it on top of the camera. So it's never actually in the frame they just

like drinking kind of

lady whitespaces like you have all this power now by and then it flashes back to her in that spot in the garden where she got lost in that the darkness like engulfed her and so she's like, Oh, okay, so I gotta figure out how to use this power now that she like snaps her fingers and like the camera glitches and she's like oh fuck yeah, so soon as she like snaps both her fingers in the camera glitches even more and then she straight up just like takes both her hands in the air just rips a

Q Doctor Who seems yeah

she is and then at this point she's like all like she's like cocky like you would if you just found out you had superpowers she opens up that basement and just fucking goes down there and fucking a shadow lady is down there she's trying to belittle her to come here a little bit shadow shadow Mary's like oh look you it is still ugly ladies back at it and Mary's is like fuck off and she's like, Get out of my house been just like put her hands and she's like, get off three

my favorite fucking stick, bro. Yeah,

it would be like I'm gonna take this rock. I'm never gonna let go of it. We're gonna see if it stays with me. And then she like drops it or not drops she puts it down in one of the videos that one from earlier. That's when it disappears. So she's not holding on to it disappears. So she sees this rock up there that she's not holding. She's like, hey, shits are there's rocks here

rocks aren't gonna find a stick somewhere in the house and be like, oh, yeah, right.

Yeah, right 1000s of them in the bedroom because she kept trying to bring them inside. By pretty much.

Yeah, right. We pretty much confirmed at this point that Mary can leave the house. It ends with the front door open.

Fuck yeah, so

good. Yeah, we have one last video. Call goodbye. I thought that was the last video is wrong, but this one's called Goodbye.

As videos the last video Yeah, yeah, the last one.

So it's Mary. It starts with Mary just kind of doing some like household stuff. Like she's getting changed. She's like humming and she seems like joyful. She's calming her hair brushing her hair.

The motion you just did made me think she was brushing her tits.

She's laughing she's smiling. She's all giddy. She puts on her shoes and she's getting ready to leave the house. And there's a point where she's like in the bathroom and we see pretty Mary in the mirror just laughing at her. Just maniacal as she does just laughing at her. And then she just glitches away and Mary's just staring at the mirror like, okay, and then she like getting like cuts away. And then it shows her sitting on the on one

good. It's like a good point to have a second that you see

what a stark contrast because we start the first video where she says I won't show my face. I'm shy. And now she reveals her

face. I wonder why. And so I know we have that's my Hi, Mary Mary. That is the whole 19 videos explained to you from the three dumbest people you could possibly imagine.

Yes, and 100% probably left out a lot of detail. I know I did because I remembered it as I was talking.

That's kind of what happened.

As is tradition. This is a video medium that we're trying to portray audibility with our face audio face worth our throat noise.

Can I just say real quick because I had this epiphany and though we're all talking about earlier Yeah. What is it called? Hi, I'm Mary Mary because she's like yeah, I'm the most Mary Mary that there is because there's that's where I was going and because

there's I think I know why it's called Hi Mary Mary.

Okay, well, because my thought was because there's there's it'd be good to get your thing out okay, because I have a whole thing can we

all get our things out? Yeah, just put them on the table all right.

You know, there's pretty Mary which is the one that's like, supposed to be like pretty perfect. It's supposed to be like what she wants to see like she wants to see this pretty perfect Mary, there's shadow Mary which is just always kicking her and keeping her down. That's her like, depressed side. There's the Shadow Man. Which you know, again is like isolation and things like that. I think she's these guys are supposed to be called like pretty Marian Chateau Mary, because those are her yes, but

I'm Mary Chateau Mary I'm

not beautiful Mary Mary Mary.

Um It's funny that you bring that up so there is a YouTube channel if you search MatPat you'll find it and a game theory basically he he does a video all about the series and he goes over like what everything represents and I like I had the same feeling while watching it like this represents that this whatever. But this is

or like you know self harm

Yeah. Self harm for sure. The the shadow man apparently that represents Mary's regret because it's following her around the house. It's never like it's always following her lumbering over her pretty much it's just kind of like, like holding her back kind of like a weight on her. The darkness is kind of pale according to Matt Pat is the the abyss that marries like slowly slipping into. And then the lady in white? I don't know. Sorry. Beauty is obviously what Mary wants to look like. Oh, yeah, it

She shows her face at the end, I think the very very, very cutting up in a montage of her face.

Yeah, she only mouths things to her. And I think she's super was to represent like all of the like supportive forces in her life.

Oh 100%

The garden is representing drug addiction.

I was about to say for me the garden represented like her, like anxiety medication dependence

on something to help her like to give her a break from this fucking mental. Okay, she's going through that's

no Yeah, I mean it all. It all makes sense. It all adds up. Yeah, and like, you could probably say that the garden could be like a multitude of things, but like I think I think the main thing that garden portrays just me personally is just her willingness to not deal with her mental escape. Yeah, so whatever that might be drugs, you know, whatever it could be like, there's really no elude like, they never allude to drugs in any way shape or form. Really.

That's the point of symbolism.

It definitely like a lot of the like, points of the things that I watched definitely fucking reminded me of drug addiction, especially with like when Mike was talking about Chateau Mary like chasing around the house and when especially when they were having the conversation about how like, oh, no, I you have to kill you. I can't kill you. Yeah, that like that screamed drugs to me.

That's a great point. Actually. I didn't even think about it that way.

Yeah, so like I'm kind of leaning towards Mary going through like a drug addiction and like this house representing everything that's just beating the fuck out of her. Yeah, the garden representing her reprieve while using drugs. And the lady in white is kind of representing like her escape and like the your quiver around community. Exactly. You they won't come to you unless you ask for it. Which is why she can't hear what they're saying without her

them know that that makes her heroine powers giving her super mega strength.

Yes, no.

Yeah, I mean, it's very obvious that this whole story was a metaphor for some sort of some sort of depression it Yeah, I mean, something so mental 1000 Some are self problems. Yeah. From the RIP, it's pretty damn obvious. Yes. Still a fun story.

It was. Yeah, no,

it was it was good. The ending like the very last video, in my personal opinion was kind of lackluster. The goodbye

one or we didn't

get to see it. I saw it a long time. I'm

okay with it personally, just just because it could have dragged out a little bit more because she was really just like, Hey, Pretty. Pretty. Mary zap you're gone. Hey, Shadowman zap, you're gone. Yep, she would have taken her time with each one. I could see that being a bit more does this fine. Give off

very strong post content vibes.

Oh, 100%. A little bit. It's pretty much the same story.

Same. It's the same exact story. It might be a different situation they're talking about but even at the very end of post content. He's like, zap. Zap. Like you're in a box.

reality now. Yeah. You know, snap back

to reality all the villains gravity. Oh, Eminem references today? Well, boys real or fake? Really?

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real? Oh, yeah. But yeah, but

I have. Did you guys end up watching her q&a? No, I didn't get to. I was it was 49 minutes. And honestly, it was she gave us very little information on what things actually meant. She read a couple questions. That was like, she was like addressing the theory surrounding it. And she's like, I'm not going to tell you guys that you're wrong, or that you're right. I think we all are supposed to experience what the story means, in our own way.

Yeah. I don't like that about her.

Like that was a big ol capo, but it seemed like she really just wanted to make a spooky story. Oh, yeah. did have an underlying mental health theme. And that was really

a phenomenally done. She did a fan fucking tastic job and she had to do it all by herself. Right? Yeah.

Speaking of she, she had some help. I believe. I didn't watch too much, but you can find behind the scenes.

Oh, yeah, I did see a vlog about that a

little bit of help. But there's her actual Twitter like the crater is on Twitter is at dash underscore, K underscore dot. And she recently got 100k subs on YouTube. And she posted about that on her Twitter. And she's pretty cool on Twitter. She has a neat Twitter person. Her Twitter Yeah, I did a lot of behind the scenes videos on there and also a video of a live stream that she did, which may have been the one that you were talking about. She also has a second channel on YouTube that

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You know what I just realized under your bed this whole thing is about Oh, this looks like my parents house but it's a weird copy and I'm locked in. I bought my parents house and I'm in it. What did you

do Albert everyone

Oh god, I'm gonna die in this house.

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