DLUTI 025 - Disturbing Sounds (feat. Dead/Awake)

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then you know what I'm gonna do is say hello everyone and welcome to Dont Look Under The Internet the greatest source of news about your grandma that's Jason

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that's Doug. Hey I'm Walter Cronkite course you are. And with us today we have a very special guest we do debt awakes Dylan James hair.

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to have a drink in your hand. I do you do what you're drinking on.

I am having a Stella Artois as a casual beer.

No casual beer for a casual boy that I like. I just got to work for you and meatballs and I have Maker's Mark enough dirty flasks. Yeah, well, this hasn't been washed since the Ren faire and I was very sweaty at the Ren faire so

good. That's flavor. Yeah, exactly. It's been sitting in my desk at home.

Well, clean boys. Yeah,

let's everybody. Raise a glass drink a beer. Whatever you got in your hand to Dylan from dead awake. Everybody say thank you for him being here.

Thank you.

I'm sure the audience Oh, boy. Thank you. But I'm sure the audience also said it.

Or live audience. Yeah, they're a little slow, but it's fine. But yeah. As Mike says, When you hear the clink fucking drink? Yeah, well, yeah. 123

there it is beautiful. So as as you know, people may not be totally aware of Dylan. Your band is dead awake, and it is a band. Wow.

You ban things and bad things. What is your role in the band? I'm the vocalist. So I write lyrics. I scream into a microphone. I occasionally sing. And I bounced around. For fun. I love telling people I scream into a microphone in front of crowds of strangers for fun. So that's, yeah,

I mean, that sounds like peak hype to me. It sounds like students a good time.

Sounds like that's when we get too drunk.

Yeah. We are just screaming into a mic at one point.

You probably sound better than we do. But yeah, well, shit, man. Thank you so much for being on the show. We have a fucking awesome topic today.

Yes, we're gonna go over a couple different things. We're gonna go over a pretty fun little topic and then Dylan I'm gonna just dig into you with a couple

now. Let's dig into what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna dump India There you go. Yeah. Oh, I'm so I got some I got some hot sizzlers but you know you're in a band bands make sounds. You're coming to the fucking bird scooter. We're going over some spooky mysterious sounds today. And I am very excited because I think I found some of the creepiest sounding shit. I ever can.

I don't know. One of mine is some creepy shit for sure. Yeah, Doug's

got some creepy shit. I have some creepy shit. I wish it was creepier. But it's famous. So

Dylan, were you able to get yourself a creepy spooky sound? Honestly, the only one I thought about was Lavender Town. Yeah, I love lavender. We're gonna do an episode on that very soon.

Oh, yeah. So that was the only one I could really think of otherwise I just kind of wanted to go into this blind. I'm kind of I'm a very very like weak minded person when it comes to everything's gonna be fun. So that's why I kind of went into a blind.

Alright, we might get you pretty scared then. I do know so funny because we plan on doing Lavender Town for like episode like four. And then we're like, yeah, yeah, we already covered something with like, suicidal issues. Yeah, it wasn't that great to cover another one. Right after? Yeah, really? Just. Yeah. Do you guys need need anything you need to call anyone? So I figure I'll start this adventure. segways are unbelievable. Start this adventure into mysterious sounds and noises and hell.

Yeah. So in case anyone's confused about what we're doing. We all have kind of separately, none of us have talked about what we're doing what we're talking about. We all separately have found different like creepy pieces of audio that has been recorded and neither has been, you know, not able to be explained or something. the cusp of that, or just downright fucking creepy. Oh, so you guys, you guys look into a bunch of creepy noises today?

Yes And real quick right before I start mine. Two things one, I think I mentioned it before, but after this stick after we go over all the spooky stuff, we're gonna actually interview Dylan and ask some cool questions, too. I would like to thank Bruce because he bought us. He bought us beer Bruce. Bruce Bruce Thompson. So you're the reason I'm drinking out this dirty flask because I subbed out beer for liquor.

Thank you so much, Bruce, you know, fucking bought us all a beer and then some

it's I mean, he's served as a Patreon and bottles of beer. Yeah, that's crazy. Really? sweet boy. Yeah.

Love user super fan in the making.

Yeah, love you love him.

Kiss you at some point.

If he's a dad. Yes.

Yeah. Are you a dad Bruce, let us know.

So getting into my spooky sound now. It's not surprisingly, it's not like the weird gross sounds you just normally hear us make. I have an actual creepy noise. This is actually called the hell the Siberian hell sound. And on an episode of coast to coast with our boy our

fart smell or smell.

There was a man that came in, and we'll play the audio for it to essentially talking about how he got audio files from his uncle. But essentially where this starts off is it starts way back in the Soviet Union. Are we fucking going back to Russia? You always go back in time, Dylan. I'm not too sure how much you've listened to us. But I think in just about every other episode.

Yeah. 50% of our episodes are about fucking Russia. Dude, honestly, I can understand why if you're interesting topic.

If you go on like a world tour, I would suggest staying away from Russia because shit goes down there. Dude. Yeah, I could imagine I played Metro before.

Honestly, after the research we've done that game looks more like a documentary than it does an actual fiction piece of fiction. It's ridiculous. Between the sleep experiment fucking mother horror sighs like it's all over the fucking place all maker

gets some weird shit. Yeah, I think I'm good on that. Back in the Soviet Union, they started drilling a giant hole into the ground which we actually talked briefly about no Mills whole episode, I believe. Yeah. Yeah, this is the the deepest hole in the ground. And they, you know, kept going up until I believe it was like 1994 when they finally stopped and they started in like the 70s. Okay, this whole Wait, wait, wait, what? Yeah, they started drilling in the 70s. And they stopped in the 90s.

It was like a really slow drill.

They pulled it Don't you chuckle Fox? Holy shit. It's just that's a year long drill.

Okay, but even if they're doing like eight hours a day on for fucking 20 years.

Yeah, yeah. Well, so they did it because they wanted to experiment and see what is happening in that like middle ground between the Earth's crust and the mantle. They want to see how the earth reacts and what kind of like, like, elements and stuff they find down there. When they actually bore down there, they bored about seven miles deep. And the drilling came to a halt. There's a scientist working on it called Dr. ASIC off. And he stated that Yeah, I got a fucking dope ass name as

it sounds. That sounds very close to somebody. Yeah,

yes. He actually uses this drilling to prove that Hollow Earth is real.

The way fantast and the

way he does this is because when they drill down there, they found that where they were was 1000s of degrees hotter than it's supposed to be at that point. It's supposed to be at 2000 degrees, on average, and they pegged numbers way higher. It didn't give specific numbers. But apparently they pegged numbers higher. Hard air quotes. Yes. So we're talking about coast to coast so take this with a grain of salt.

It is coast to coast with fucking fart smell. Sorry, Bert bell.

Dylan, how much do you know about coast to coast? I literally know nothing about Be honest.

We cannot blame you for that. So coast. Go ahead, man. We seem to be envy you fucking take it coast

to coast is essentially what we do. They just talk about spooky shit. But any old random can just call in and be like I saw Bigfoot once and it would be like, oh, wow, that's crazy. You can tell us murasa pics. Yeah. Just take some everyone's word for everything Yes,

everything's real it's it's it's kind of how we approach this but we also fact check it

aren't Does not he doesn't care he is okay, I have a sample from coast to coast with our beldo we're gonna play it and you guys can hear the tears. That is the Siberian hell sound

now the cleaned a better copy to you and I want you what you're about to hear is very disturbing in the that was really fucked up.

It's super spooky in it like yeah, that you know I mean that would come from underneath Russia

that is the screen that is the definition of like tormented people yeah, no you could

or bears it is Russia. That might just be a bunch of screaming bears.

Do they have like hell bears

you heard me I don't

a I don't know what a hell bear is and b i don't think i want to know what the hell there is. Okay, I do similar to

a hellhound

go sky bears are that's not the same.

But it was still spooky.

Oh yeah. No. Screaming souls of 1000 generation height of explains what that ash golf guy.

I forgot the doctor's name already. But oh as some Yeah, that was that kind of explains why he what he was saying like with the temperatures being in hired higher heat. He's over drilling into the devil's layer. What a dick move by the way. Do you think the devil has like renter's insurance or some uses drilled into his roof? And now he's gonna come through the door?

renter's insurance Mike.

Do this who is the devil renting hell from Jesus?

I don't know it's got

literally renting from God. He's being forced to pay this ridiculous rent amount. That's his go. Could you imagine how much that fucking electric emos mean? Literally. Damn. Fuck.

Like Turkey. That's amazing.

Oh,

I have I have my second son. Okay,

so So what was the name of that sound?

Again, it was the Siberian hell sound the

Siberian. You can

look it up on YouTube just like I did. Or if you own like the DVD collection of coast to coast. If you do, I could watch it. That's

not a thing. But let's go with it. I

do like how you guys weren't able we weren't able to play it because of like time constraint and possible copyright issues. But most art second one but Art Bell rambles on like a geriatric fuck for like, two solid minutes before the hell sound? And he's just like, Well, I was given this audio from a listener named Mike.

So like, Mills. Yeah,

yeah. And it's like, dude, how are you running a radio show? Are you employed?

Yeah. But early stages of dementia going on

does kinda give off like this sincere like, this is some spooky shit. But I pretty sure it was just some guy on like, GarageBand editing.

So Dylan, yeah, if you were to replace Art Bell as the host on Coast to Coast AM talking about this. How might you introduce the Siberian Hel noise to some listeners?

Yeah, I would tell them that it kind of sounds like the doom soundtrack. And trying to work. Yeah. And he wanted to be you know, yeah. It was super disturbing, though. Oh, yeah. Personally, just because like, my big thing is like, I'll watch movies like horror movies and stuff like that. And like sometimes, like, just random scary shit on YouTube, you know? And it's all fine until I hear people screaming for some

you know, you know, and sorry to cut you off, but I totally fucking get that.

Right. Like, I don't understand. So like, hearing that just listening to it. It literally all just sounded like 1000s of screams, like, horribly, like agonizing screams and I've never heard like a wall of sound of just that before. I've heard it mixed in with like, other things, but I've never heard just one solid wall of sound of that. So that like that genuinely, like kind of freaked me out, especially with when you take into account the heat signatures, like you guys

The thing the thing that really fucks me up when I heard this sound for the first time, was just thinking about like, let's say I went to hell, which probably I am.

What hell exists. You are absolutely going there.

Yes. I mean, I am a Satanist. So there's that but if I were in hell, just like the thing that freaked me out was just thinking about hearing that noise consistently for 24 seven for eternity. Yep, yeah, yeah,

I would definitely like bang on. If I heard that all the time. Like from above meters I would definitely bang on the ceiling with a broomstick like a fucking cut it out.

I got the ceiling to hell. Yeah, again. Hey,

kids, get off my lawn.

Well, in this I imagined Satan in this situation is like the what's it called the tenant or whatever the guy that was fixing everything landlord landlord. Sure. Yeah, that's the word. And he's the landlord of darkness. Yeah. Yeah, that's perfect.

Landlord and dark. My new band name. Seriously. I'm so sorry. I'm dad jokes.

homing.

Again if you have not listened to any of our content, you need to because I feel like you and Mike might resonate just a little

bit goes up to hit learn just, you know, run checks do at the first of the month and Hitler's like, oh, who do I make it out to? And he's like, Megan out to me, Satan. Ooga booga bugaboo. I don't know but what is happening right now. I just imagine a world where Hitler's writing a check for his shitty condominium in hell hell, sir and have gotten to the shitty bank and cash it for the devil or some I'm just imagine him writing like a chase check.

Have you not seen Little Nicky? Oh, yeah. Not a long time, bro. That is exactly what Satan in

heaven are doing. Hell is pretty much in that movie.

Yeah. Damn it.

I thought it was great. Turns out I'm a

plagiarist know pretty much you know, it's just Satan sticking a pineapple up Hitler's ass every day. You know? Well, that doesn't sound that sounds comfortable. Yeah, anyways, anyway,

so it's like a Tuesday. Yeah. Tuesday speaking of Dylan, you know what time it is.

You might have just told all of our listeners what fruit you prefer in your anus. On Tuesday night specifically, which means everyone that listens to your voice right now will no longer be thinking about how you sound. They will be thinking about what's going into your button. How fully

make noises in the recording. I was wondering man,

is that the trick? Dan? Yeah, dude. Anybody can do metal vocals. You just have to sit on a pineapple. If you want to come show me your technique. I'd love to see it.

Absolutely. I'm Jason teacher.

my fucking god.

So my, my second. My second little noise isn't really mysterious, or anywhere near as spooky. Okay, I just thought this was a really fun sound. Oh, God, I gotta see if I could pronounce this accurately because I know I'll make fun of it. If I don't

if pronunciation is a factor with you, Mike, the chances of you succeeding are very the

the by by normal by neural No, it's not by neural. It's not normal. It's by normal.

It is B

I N A you are al nods by now by neural

Yeah, whatever.

It's whatever you guys said you're probably more right than I am. Anyway, it's called the binaural beat. And essentially what it is, is it's two frequencies that hit at the right, like decimal decimal decibels you have and if you listen to it for long enough, it makes you in your head here a third sound. And I I listen to this one. I didn't really hear too much it I felt more than I heard and apparently these sounds can cause like hallucinations after a while it can cause audio hallucinations

it's like eight hours.

No I listened to for about five minutes. And when I listened I felt like I felt like a pressure like right above my eyes. And then I didn't hear much I heard like what sounded like a low grumble kind of in my head.

How are you? How are you listening to it when you listen to it?

I have my air pods in okay you need you need like to it's one of those things where you kind of need to different like head you need to headphones and you can't just really listen to it through like your speaker here. I

thought you were gonna say that you listen to this while Laurie was sitting in your face, and that would explain a lot. It'd be cooler that way. But if that was not the case, I don't. Yeah, I can't explain.

You don't get much of an effect but just hearing it out of like your phone speaker but You do get more of an effect if you just listen to it through like

a podcast.

Yeah, air pods or like through headphones where you get like the dual sound. So we're gonna play that sound as well. Okay, Dylan, are you ready to be blown away?

Are you ready to be blown? No, absolutely. Almost always.

Man pineapples and BJ is what am I?

But that's pretty fucking trippy. And yeah,

yeah. Dylan's thoughts, comments, questions?

No, it was it was like, really trippy. I don't know, because I've listened to videos like that when I'm trying to sleep before. Yeah, no, it's not. Yeah, it's not exactly like by neural beats or anything like that. But I've done a lot of research about those before in the past, and it's actually incredibly interesting. It's nuts.

Fuck Really? Like what what do you know about hair

loss?

Cuz I'm dying. Yeah, so there's like a whole library like a whole like 1000s upon 1000s of different I think it's been a while but there's like, different by neural beats for different things. So the one that you played was for like, lucid dreaming so you're supposed to like Close your eyes and just kind of lose yourself in the sound and let it kind of

I have a bunch of I definitely heard of that. I've never actually stumbled across that but that's super interesting that I now know that they're by neural beats.

Yeah, it's crazy just because it kind of confuses your brain you know with the two different tones especially like the harmonies and everything especially when they added like once they like a minute in they added that like high pitch sound that was there Yeah, it was like it rounds it out it really just like and i got i love this stuff.

I guess that makes sense too. Because like I said before I listened to for like five minutes I didn't really get elucidation out of it. I like heard something I felt like like it was like a pressure here but it wasn't like

pointing to a sorry yeah,

sorry. This is an audio I yeah, I this audio medium. I feel like it felt bad. I felt a pressure like above my like brow and everything. But it wasn't like a pain pressure is kind of like just like I what's the equivalent of like, like, poking a Ziploc bag full of water with a pin and you just see the water dripping out that kind of like fluid feeling

of like that overflowing kind of feeling.

A little bit it's like a release it kind of felt more of like oh, yeah, so like when you're popping a zit or some kind of Yeah, yeah, so I guess that would explain it cuz that is like the sleepy one two where I felt more relaxed then.

I popped the biggest fucking zit not my zit. Somebody else's it holy shit. It was like the size of a silver dollar that's

fucking doing if you didn't know Jason is a surgical tech so oh no way Really?

Yeah so I'm I'm part of a orthopedic and general surgery team at Rush Copley. And we on On nights we see some fucked up things. Yeah, Manzer Poupon not in or no yes in not my shoes filled my shoes to the brim with poop

it's not the clothes glad I'm into like property management.

I I happen to love the shit. But I you know in my shoes I saw the door opening in front of me and I still fucking opened it. No, I hate the shit in the shoes but like everything else seeing the inside of the body like it's it's super fucking cool. But with the good comes the gross

with everything dude. So that's cool, though. Like popping a pimple that big? That'd be fucking gross. The

biggest pimple ever seen you people discussed me the fact that they needed surgery to pop up envel was

blue. I don't normally go to like an Orthon pietist or show you go to a fucking dermatol dermatologist. I don't know. Yeah, fuck I'm thinking of. You're thinking of total joints as an orthopedic surgeon. The penis?

I sure not to be too off topic from this girl's topic. But

yeah, we tangent again. Yeah,

a little bit so I highly suggest people looking at more buying by neural.

Yes. Oh, I'm falling asleep.

Because it hallucinate in my sleep. It's it's very interesting. Like like Dylan said. There's like a Sound for like everything like like you said if you want to experience getting high without smoking doob smoking Ajay

doing amazing. Oh, thank you.

That's definitely one way to experience it and they have a sound for just about everything like Dylan said. So I highly recommended that was a sleepy time when I guess so listen his podcast we're trying to fall asleep, but you can't. Blah blah blah blah blah. Did I wake you up? I hope so.

Alright Jason, well, what do you what do you got for

us? Since we don't have a smooth transition? I am going over one of the most famous mysterious sounds known demand, which recently has been solved. Is it the sound my tummy makes when I'm hungry? No.

Is it the sound your tummy makes when you're hungry?

Nope. It is. aptly named as the bloop. Just called the blue. Hmm, yep. Has Dylan Have you ever heard of the blues?

I think I got introduced to it slightly. It was like that. Really? I'll let you explain it. But I think I don't

know. Yeah. Okay. So you're familiar with what it is? I think so. Yeah. So just to give it a little bit of a backstory on where the sound comes from. oceanographers basically put some microphones some hydro fill hydrophilic hydrophilic water microphones. They're about 30 to 100 kilometers apart. So it's a fucking long way. And both mics picked up this very, very creepy sound coming from the deepest parts of the ocean. And this is what it sounded like.

times speed sounds like a bloop Yep. Like when you listen to it, it's like but that's kind of the terrifying thing right?

Like that's that's a massive object Didn't they find

like wasn't them the microphones and everything that they caught the audio in in a certain area? A lot

so it was near like the Arctic Circle but they were the microphones they used were 3200 kilometers away.

Do you know where I surprised you to don't know this? I have it in my phone is apparently coming from the same area where kukula is resting places supposed to be seated.

I thought you were looking for the actual

I don't need the goddamn latitude longitude. What am I a fucking nautical man, we covered that last step.

So if if you are one of those so me and Jason are very big into Lovecraft. As you all know.

How much do you know about the Cthulhu Mythos?

Oh, I don't know too much about it in great detail. I'm very like fascinated by it. Obviously the whole lovecraftian thing but I don't know too much about it on a deeper level other than like Cthulhu exists.

Okay, so if you were to put Zulu as like a pin on the map of where he sleeping, where did you put them? I'd probably say like, Marianas Trench or something. See, that's

a good answer, actually, very

fucking good. herons

out. It's Nebraska.

He's just sitting there farmhouse, you know,

he's just having a good time.

So, these microphones, they're 3200 kilometers apart near the Arctic Circle. And this is one of the two locations that the people who know about Cthulhu have pinpointed as whose domain so one being the Marianas Trench and do being this location hence this sound.

So you are right del and give yourself a pat on the back and a cool press the audience audience applause applaud for Dylan I'm gonna hit the audience you got to turn it on in listening and cheer we're gonna edit it in post it's a real audience quiet audience quiet quiet.

Or I'll fucking kill you people again. We're totally there again is the keyword I'm pretty sure they're their own Sep at this point

that if they aren't, they're fucking not working on

the live audience that never dies.

So yeah, the blue super, super scary. I

love it. So so that is one of the world's His most mysterious pieces of audio, but as of I think it was either this year or late last year. The consensus across the scientific community is that that sound is a very large piece of ice from a glacier dragging along the ocean floor now. Has anyone here ever heard about a piece of ice being? I don't know, 16 miles long,

so I'm not gonna lie when I was doing research on what noises I wanted to do. There were so many explained by icebergs dragging across the ground that no one has seen. Like, it's like, what makes

and they all sound different. They all use the upsweep you've got the fucking blue, you have the down sweep the doubt. Yes. And they're all like iceberg. iceberg. Yeah, Leesburg.

There are so many.

So to get an outside opinion, Dylan, I want you to give us your expertise and give us a concrete explanation of what that is.

Yeah, you know, I got it. Take my word is law. Everybody says Hell yeah, this has been written down what's up. But like, I mean, sound is a really weird thing. Because it's a completely separate science entirely. The first time I went to college, I went for music production and music business. Now I'm going to emphasize the first time I went, because I

Yeah, we're all familiar with the sound of a rock. And during the day, like everybody is Mike here is very, very familiar with the rock and hitting the water because his YouTube history is telling and I made him. Are you a sponge bath nurse? Yeah.

Wow. He definitely doesn't need that. But that's fine.

Yeah, I don't know. I think there's got to be something more than that. I feel like I feel like the iceberg is kind of a cop out. Like being hoping for something different. But it's like, you're going to, you're going to tell other people that they're crazy for thinking it's some monster that they've never seen and then be like, it's an iceberg that you've never seen at the bottom of the ocean. Don't understand a lot out there.

Here's the thing. They're fighting fucky with fucky

here's the thing you say, Jason, you said before like I've never heard of an iceberg that big. We have a James Cameron film I'd like you to watch called the Titanic. That ripped apart a boat. defaulted it ton of sight. Touch the bottom of the ocean. No, but

it touched a big boat. See, I'm more interested in that. That part about how it's dragging along the ocean below are causing that sound because it's sank. It's heavy. So it sank down. And it can be heard Yeah. 3200 kilometers away. Sure.

Well, it kind of like I said, the sound waves can kind of expand like I'm not a scientist with like, this science of sound or anything. So I don't know the exact specifics of it. But like, there is a high possibility that the sound just kind of carried through the water. I mean, from all the way to the top

water is a fantastic sound conductor. So I can see that it is

it is so like that, that could be a very good possibility. Plus, like, if you think about all of the glaciers that you have, like in the Antarctic or in Alaska, you know, like, those things are miles long. They're like their own little islands. Not so much anymore.

No, they're they're shrinking,

but no, like, thanks, Obama

stepped up to it. So No, but seriously, like 3200 kilometers. That's a fuckload of distance.

How many miles that is

time. 300 kilometers is about what nine miles? I think.

I don't know. I'm asking you. I could open my phone but we won't. It would take five seconds. Oh, Neato math

instead. Let's do this. Let's go on to your second sound.

Fair enough. So the second sound that I have for you guys is something called the Havana syndrome. Oh here on home via not Georgia. So most of the time,

what slow catches Savannah Savannah, Georgia.

Damn it.

My First fucking reference.

So, Havana syndrome, normally you don't associate sounds and syndromes together, syndromes are mostly like things that have happened to you that have caused a condition and you this is more along the lines of you heard a thing and now you're fucked. Now you have brain damage, honestly. So the Havana syndrome was a mysterious outbreak of brain damage

dysentery.

I mean, sure. No, it was it was a it was an outbreak of brain damage at the I think it was the Cuban

emissary

embassy embassy. Yes.

an outbreak of brain damage.

You heard me. It's an outbreak of brain damage. So this

I've heard of another time when people have had an outbreak of brain damage. And that was listening to Trump talk. Saying

dang first Obama now Trump Welcome to don't look under the politics.

We don't like anyone. It No, we

fucking don't know. So it's okay. I'm going to start with the conclusion. And I'll work backwards because I feel like it makes more sense that sounds now Dorries we're not what No, no, it's not the beginning and then go forward. No, you need to hear the the end of this. So the end of this is the US determining that a sonic attack had happened on US

It's always like in Russia, I know can't fucking have their little Stacie dolls, their vodka and their bear but she's happy.

Okay, sorry. We have Russian listeners.

And if we do from Russia, I get texts and Cyrillic almost weekly.

Yeah, Can Can one of you just help end yourselves help. Tell us why the things that we talk about are so prevalent and Yeah, great. Mother Russia.

Yeah, just explain. Like we love the Matryoshka. We love the doll maker stories and all that in the fucking flesh that hates we love the SE B's we love the fucking mother horror. sighs we love the fucking sleep experiment. Tell us what the fuck is wrong with your country?

What is going on? What's happening? What what's in the water there?

So to give everybody here an idea? No, she's the water just is borscht. To give everybody an idea of what we're dealing with. We're gonna go ahead and play a sound sample. Now, I need to preface this because this sound was heard as an aftermath of the sonic attack on us and other countries diplomats. I literally have to make this disclaimer. We

are in breaking laws right now.

No,

it will if we do it right now. Yes. Give me a sec. We hold no responsibility for what happens to your brain, your ears or any part of your person for listening to this audio. Okay, haha, take that lawyers. If you choose to listen, after this point, you are taking on all liability within your rights of your hearing of your sanity of anything that you could possibly be affected by by listening to this sound. If you're

spooked out by that, you could just skip ahead like 30 seconds and you'll be

fine. Exactly. Exactly. 30 seconds.

If you agree. You will keep listening and we'll give you five seconds to comply.

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just plays it anyway. All right, here we go. So here is the Havana syndrome culprit the sound that gave a bunch of diplomats brain damage, all right, the MPs brain. So I apologize deeply for the pain that just caused everybody but

Are you doing Dylan? Are your ears still on? Yeah, they're good. Wow.

No, that's so that was the sound that I would say that these diplomats heard but they didn't hear it because that was that's an Amplified Version. So the vana syndrome is notoriously known to be either sub or supersonic, which means human ears cannot fucking hear it. All it does is it influences you in a certain way, and apparently causes a fuckload of brain damage.

When something hits me going supersonic speeds, it would do that to me, too. Let's Sonic the Hedgehog hitting in the US.

I can't afford that. His name is Ogilvy. Who Who is that?

That's my mom. Sorry.

Mama dog.

Yeah, she needs things. Don't worry about it. Okay, fair enough. It's funny that you say that though, like, so that sound is kind of similar to the sounds that I'm going to be talking about actually. A lot of what I'm going to be talking about is sounds that are either based on background noise, or something that like you never thought you'd hear, like, or can't hear. Technically, if that makes sense, Kid Rock,

but I know the context of those fucking fantastic.

So like, fuck it. Let's

jump into it, Doug.

Alright, so the first noise that I am going to be talking about is called the wow signal. And the wow signal was actually just 30 minutes ago. I wish but it's really not. This is an extra terrestrial contact noise. And I love this because we haven't gotten a good like chance to talk about aliens on the show yet. And somehow, it's like one of my favorite things ever. I just love anything that

Now they're the ones that sent out that like that capsule, right? Of basically an intergalactic tweet.

100,000 tweets is what they sent out. Are

you talking? Are you talking about that one, or the one that Carl Sagan helped

there is actually a part of this. Because this was so long story short, SETI, they built this thing called the big ear. Yeah, what is is it's two giant horned, like radio dishes that basically look into the sky and look for anomalies and radio frequencies. So astronomer Jerry are even discovered this noise. And when he found it, basically imagine a giant dot matrix printer, just all day printing out lines of code on the paper, and you have to go in, not paid.

I'm out is this matrix printer, like the old printer is?

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up up in Princeton pictures in literal dot formation?

Yeah, like a Scantron. Yeah, Mark. Yeah.

Thanks. So john tests for old ass printers.

So basically, what happened was, he found this anomaly on the page. And when he found it, he literally like circled it, and wrote Wow, next to it, and that's where we got the name for it. So this noise lasted all 72 seconds and has never been heard again, since. If it were to be heard again. It would be probably one of the most pretentious finds ever because it would literally guarantee the fact that there is other life in the planet or in the universe, not even other than us.

Not even just life like sentient, intelligent, meaningful.

Important pretentious is like I found a guy on a yacht who daddy's a lawyer he'll Sue if I punch him.

I think he might mean important. Important pretentious. Your mom? What up jogging journey. Great.

We'll talk more about my mother. Love that

was so real quick, just to kind of pre face what he saw on this page. It said six e q, u j, five. Now that may not mean a shit. It really it really doesn't sound like anything, but you have to understand that the way this is your old tea. Yes. Drink your tea. Basically what these numbers equate to our frequency levels going up. Now when you're looking at this, you know when the big ear picks up noises it doesn't ever go. Like it really never goes into letters. It just goes into

When they like deciphered the printout and everything was it like a string of numbers that like it. I vaguely remember looking into this and it was like a string of numbers or something that was like,

Are you talking about six EQ? j five?

No, yeah. But it was like something like you said before, they don't decipher the letters, numbers. It was like something that deciphered into like a reoccurring number, like it kept happening or something.

No, because they actually so they have these two. So the big ear has to like horns that are looking into the sky. Now they are three minutes apart. So when one hits a certain spot in the sky, so they found this noise in the constellation of Sagittarius. Okay, so when one year

No, there's no like stars or planets over there is there?

Well, that's a constellation. So there are stars. Yeah, I don't know shit.

And probably.

So what happened is one horn picked up the noise. But they don't know which horn it was. But there was a three minute gap between them where the noise didn't happen on both horns. So they can guarantee that that noise happened in that span where we just hit it. That's how they determined where it comes from.

So long story short, is the sound and do what it's a bunch of math. I'm all for math as you guys fucking know. Not today Satan.

So if we if we looked globally at you know, astronomers looking into the sky looking for radio signals. The whole world has agreed that this certain frequency that we heard this on is a no radio broadcast frequency. So no one around the world will broadcast to that frequency because we have globally as a world of greed determine that if aliens were to contact us, this is the frequency they would do it at. And then they This is a global thing that people agreed upon. Holy shit.

Like you feel I'm doing.

I'm just I've literally just been listening intently this entire time because like space is dope. Like

it's one of my favorite things ever. So real like space in the ocean. Yes, exactly. Yep. So much unexplored space. So much unexplored ocean. Dylan,

you you have to come back on the show. Like,

honestly, I'm having a great fucking time. Like, this is like, Oh, shit that I like to listen to. And like talk about too, so it's nice.

This is literally what we do. Every fucking Tuesday. So if you'd like to be a part of it, fucking just hit us up. Oh, yeah, dude, I'm down. Yeah, it's

just I've been like the reason I've been so quiet. It's just because I've been like listening to this, but I'm more so baffled by the fact that the entire world agreed on something for once. Seriously, that is the reference point. It's like, Yeah, and it's kind of like not to get all like sappy and shit. But it's actually really like, cool and kind of beautiful that everybody was like, oh, other things might be out there. Like we want to talk to them. Let's all just like chill for a

Dude, I tell I totally fucking get you there because I am on the same exact wavelength is that the fact that we are possibly starting communications with other intelligent life around the galaxy like that? Just my fucking hairs on end. And the crazy thing is that

if we got this transmission from space from like, where would you say it wasn't? What? It was? Just various. That's not exactly close to Earth that's outside of the Andromeda. That's seven. Oh, it's correct very, very far away. So and I know radio waves they dissipate after a while so it's not a radio wave. They dissipate after a while and it takes many years to come back. So we're talking about an advanced a potential advanced alien civilization that sent a message out probably fucking

eons. Think about that. So light years away, right? Yeah. light years. Meaning Oh, that's how long it takes for light to travel sound is completely fucking different.

This could have been Yeah, who knows how many it could have been a million and a half years ago. Exactly.

We don't fucking know.

Well, are you guys ready to die?

So assholes driving around in his fucking space taxis sending out fucking signals to a caveman going UNGA. Bongo trying to make fire in the wheel and bro.

It's space Robert De Niro.

I'm not gonna lie. I saw the funniest comment on one of the YouTube videos. When I was researching this. He was like, yeah, this is probably just an alien being like, yeah, I want to number nine.

trucker alien fuckin like, Kendall Jenner. And it's just like a fuckin Instagram video for like fucking Maybelline or ciphered.

Yeah, yes. Yes. All right, guys. You ready to hear the wow signal?

Yes. Fucking let's do it. Everyone ready? Do you ready? Yes, sir. Let's fucking do it.

So, what I want to reiterate mostly on this, no, you're gonna

have to speak up, Doug. My ears are bleeding.

Why? Yeah, seriously, this noise? To put in perspective, if you were to just hear the, you know, classic ringing in your ears is what we call background noise. We attribute that to trees, grass, air, the wind, etc,

just ambient things.

This noise was picked up in space in the Sagittarius constellation. And it was 30 times louder than background noise, which is extremely hard to do in space. If you know Yes, the classic. You hear you scream,

right? These doesn't travel. It does not.

So the fact that we were able to pick this up, and just to put in perspective, the big gear that they're using is the length of almost three football fields. Yeah,

it's a massive

it's not just one a year or is that

I'm gonna disregard your question. But yeah, so that's all we know about the wow signal. It's extremely incredible. If we were to hear it again, it could be one of the best you know, discoveries of our time.

What do you what do you mean here again?

People have been looking for this noise in that same spot since Oh, since it happened.

So they heard it and now in the same spot they heard it from

nothing ever heard it again.

Now I fucked up I did I did look slightly into this. I think I mentioned before I heard one small theory that makes sense for some space sounds but it doesn't really work too well with this one. One theory that could people are like, well, the wealthier is just this, I guess like all planets just kind of make a fucking noise. Oh, yeah. Everything in the universe makes. Yeah, like we have we have recordings of noises from like Saturn and Jupiter that do sound vaguely, but similar to this,

only let me let me reiterate this. The only reason they're vaguely similar is because there are there's a thing when they're listening for noises in space where the frequency basically goes up, up, up, up, up and then down, down, down, down down down with the frequency again that's what we're looking for with anomalies in like space radio waves

that's what I mean to and those those ones because they're coming from planet it's it's kind of not repetitive but you get the same type of sounds because it's not like a planets gonna make new sounds. This one's got a whole bunch of sounds another theory I heard for this was that it is an alien language. Correct? Which is fucking fun that that's the one that imagine a bunch of lizard people just

and this is what we can hear. This is the equivalent of ASL.

You know, I was I was gonna ask this later but Dylan aliens real are Yes.

Oh, God. Yeah. No. Okay. better question though. Why? All if you want me to explain my thinking I will if you can it like I'm sure there's a massive thought process behind it. You could break it down into like, two sentences. fucking matter fact.

I got you. space. Big, big, big, big, big versus small, small. That's the one sentence that we're the only things that are living intelligent, is arrogant is like eternal universe of space in planets. That's just arrogant. They do way that's there's no way in hell that we're the only ones here

that is the exact line that I tell anyone who doubts the fact that aliens exist. So if

if you believe Aliens exists. Can I ask you what do you think they look like?

Honestly, I had this theory with my buddy one time. It kinda like when we were obviously like, it was like three in the morning, we were just like dead tired, a little bit drunk, but like, I had this theory of like if Christianity existed, right? God created the world in seven days our time. Right? Okay. And we've been around for millions and millions of years, imagine how many planets and universes that God could have created before us and

You don't believe in the grays and the tall whites? Well, I mean, I don't know. I really, like once I see want to let you know.

Super, super fair, because I feel the same way. Like I know about the different types of aliens, but like, Yeah, I don't fucking know.

If none of them resemble a fucking Xenomorph I'm going to be very upset. What is the universe?

Oh, well, I mean, there were like Mantis people. So that could be close enough. So

that's, that's the that's the

plan, Scott spaces.

So I have one last noise that honestly, I think most people have heard of, or maybe are just semi semi familiar with. If you watch South Park. If you've seen South Park ever you might know about this ways. You know, I

it's funny that you bring that up because I believe it was Troy Parker, Trey. Sorry, Trey Parker. He did a lot of research for one of his episodes of South Park with like, Neil deGrasse Tyson and other people like at NASA because of this sound that Doug is about to play. He, so they did their fucking research on how to adapt this into a comedy which is fucking incredible.

Yes. And it's Dylan.

Do you know what sound we're talking about right

now? I feel like I might. I've seen like pretty much every single episode of South Park. I just don't off the top of my head. I'm not entirely sure. Okay, so Dylan,

are you familiar with the brown note? Oh, yes. Sorry. I'm gonna talk about the brown note for a little bit here. Hey,

Dylan was the last time you shot. Oh, good morning, buddy. I would I have IDs put on go sit in the toilet for a bit

because you got to tell me my guy poop like four or five times a day. It's it's bananas.

That's healthy, actually. But besides the point. So the brown note, as we know it, it's a frequency that is so low that humans lose control of their bowels due to the resonance. So sciences deem this in many failed attempts as not possible. I believe the Mythbusters even dead they said they didn't do an episode on it. But people have still been looking and looking and looking for this quote unquote brown note to this day.

revenge

is that the whole like if you curse someone it comes back on you three times.

So the way that they explain the brown note right isn't exactly like it doesn't just have to do with shitting yourself. Like as funny as that is and as much as I want to like have people do that. It has a lot of other like different uses

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Okay, so getting back on topic here. The brown note. As we know it could also have a lot of other uses not just pooping yourself.

Which is

a big one though, right?

I don't know it is what most people assume the brown notice

that not only can you shed but it can make up.

You should it and part of your shifted, formed it so I'll A lot of the times we see what people call as the black speech for inherently evil languages, which could also be very, very closely connected to the brown No. So basically what this is, is inherently evil languages which may overlap with this for people who maybe aren't evil

Waitwhat

Yes, you heard you heard. Brown

no being you lost me in three words,

is an entity that causes this by something of its very nature.

So the brown note is like a god. No.

Well, yeah, actually. So you have a little of poop. It literally is. That's exactly what I was gonna say. A common trait of eldritch abominations is much is due to how mind breakingly alien they are. So it's something you see or hear. That basically, pauses Wait, wait, subconscious. Wait, Sulu.

Wait, who are you telling me? Are you are you fucking telling me that the brown note is lovecraftian?

Yes, it absolutely is. Because when you see

your breaking Dylan, do you hear this?

I am so happy that I

owe that much about lovecraftian shit. I'm just over here. Like, every time somebody asked me about I'm just gonna be like the brown note.

Well, apparently, well, yeah, when you talk lovecraftian shit. You're talking the brown? No, I guess that's our literal lovecraftian Yeah, literal dude. I also also racist I guess. I guess maybe a little JRR Tolkien because black speech is something in Yes. Oh, can you reverse as well? And the language of Mordor?

I'm not gonna lie. When I was doing research on the brown note. I was like, which is a whole fucking episode on its own.

See, that sentence is music to my fucking ears.

I literally spent like two hours researching the brown. No, that's too many. I just I got lost in the different things and like, I'm just gonna put this in a nutshell for you guys.

I didn't even spend two hours studying for my surgical tech exam. gives you an idea.

You know more about the brown nose than Jason does about cutting wood and bountiful? Yeah.

So long story short, the brown note can be considered anything you see or hear that subconsciously makes your body do things that you can't control it to do

so, in a nutshell. So it's not confined to just moving.

It's not confined to just pooping. It's like you kissing, kissing, kissing, kissing, farting, shooting. Whatever you were like, the

whole curse thing kind of comes from them. Yeah, because we have no control over what it is

exactly as much as Montezuma's revenge.

No, that is a different kind of things, but some of the references that you would see the brown note being used in in South Park, and actually the SCP Foundation

that

I didn't know there was no I did.

I will I will not go into it because we have our own Sep corner that we do an episode on that we're going to be working on getting out to up. You find fine people. Hey, Doug.

It's a containment corner.

Whatever Dude, I don't even give a fuck your stupid shocking idiot.

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Okay, so real quick, everyone. This is

where shits about to get going. I'm so sorry to hear that side of me. It won't happen. It's okay, baby. Thank you.

Thank you. Okay, so, in my weird research that I was doing, I did get onto the dark web because I was little curious.

Great. The FBI is on there over here right now. Oh,

onion browsing. We're not gonna say anything. But no, no, hang on. No, no, shut your mouth. Onion. browsing.to.

Nevermind.

Yeah, it's beyond you. I so

you will visit the dark web and you will then understand what I'm talking about. We

will be we will be buying a dark web mystery box at some point and opening it on stream but that's for a later time hack Patreon.

We're only like 100 some odd dollars away.

I'm just saying. Okay, so I was on the dark web. And I was looking for brown nose or noises. Brown noses. I was looking for brown noises and I think I actually Found one because I had I had to I had to turn off the song or the the music or whatever I was hearing because I literally thought I was going to share it myself

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It's kind of like Chipotle away, but for the brown. Okay, so we're gonna play really, really sound that I found. And if you were in fear of shitting yourself, run

to the bathroom real quick. We'll give you like five seconds,

go to the bathroom and then listen. Alright,

everybody, we're all going to give you about 10 seconds. You're going to go to the bathroom and listen to this noise while on the toilet.

All right. 10 seconds starting

right now 510 four

114 guy let's go cool. It

is it was you ready?

Yep. Let's do it.

Did you expect that

but honestly like the way that we've been listening to all these different sounds going up to this point? I honestly thought I was gonna hear the brown note. I was fully prepared

you know and and I hope it shows up in the recording because I just hear the starting of the the Rick Astley and I just hear Dylan go fuck you. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure that shows up and I'm so happy.

I literally like audibly turn like I have this headset. I can flip my mic up to mute it. I literally dropped it down. I was like, you

guys, that's the Bravo because you'll be shitting yourself over how much love you have for gas.

Yeah, there's no no, it's it's not possible. Scientists have been trying for so long to get an audible response from whatever frequency they can find to make us do things subconsciously. And it just it's really it's not possible.

Sonic auto shitting

Yeah, if you guys want to hear the closest thing to the brown note, listen to the band. michiga

Oh, yeah, if you listen to bleed for long enough, you will fucking shit your pants.

Yeah, not just because of the loudness of the tone. That's part of it. But also because that song is fucking crazy. Oh, yeah.

The fucking dead. Yes. Makes you shoot yourself. And you and I could spend the next 45 minutes just talking about amazing mellow songs. But I feel like that might be another podcast. Yeah, right. That? Yeah, that'd be cool. I would be done with that.

That will conclude Yo, our bit on mysterious sounds.

I will say this is let's make this like a like a part one type thing. Like there are a lot of other sounds that I wish I could have done. But

you know, I did have one that I've super wanted to do. But there was literally nothing else on it. It's I think it's called like the horn of the angels or something. Oh, yeah. And you know, you know, you were this happened back in late 2012 2011. Or something. We were alive for it. Yep. There was a point in time of like, 2011 2012 where like, you could hear you walk outside you could hear it sounded like a trumpet, trumpet

like the whole like simulation theory thing Yeah, like how like

Yeah, but I wanted to do that one but I couldn't just wasn't anything to nobody caught the fucking the homeless guy that had an air compressor and a train horn underneath a bridge. That's all it was.

Oh, really. They that's all they discovered it being

I don't know. I just remember being in college and having somebody fucking lug a train horn and an air compressor up to our fraternity and say like, look at this. Fucking say it off. interest and yes, he was homeless.

A wonderful night.

But yeah, they're very, very fun. Sounds. Speaking of other sounds, though, this is the part of the show where we're going to interview Dylan a little bit. Are you ready for me to dump into you with some weird questions? I'm always ready for you to dump into me daddy. Let's get it fan fucking tastic well pause here and he will fill your question needs anyway. So I was when we when our lowly our buddy, Mike, who runs undefined graphics on Instagram and on

Yeah, that was our most recent one that we dropped about like

a month ago right back

on the 23rd of July.

Oh shit. Yeah. So a couple weeks ago,

so yeah, so it was it was pretty recent. Where did you film that? Do you remember

that? Yeah, that was out in Pekka tonica so I'll on our new guitars buddies land and silver buyer basis house and everything like that and where are one guitarist used to live in stuff but he had this open plot of land by this little pond and he was like, Yeah, go for it because we had never done outdoor videos we decided to do that and then it just kind of snowballed into whatever the fuck it turned out to be.

Was was the boat in was that little boat canoe thing? A prophet? Was that actually on his land? Oh, no, that was there.

That was everything. We didn't disturb the earth at all. We brought our instruments we brought camera we brought a fuck ton of guns, and a case of Mountain Dew. We just went ham and everything else that was in that like all this stuff behind me and a couple of solo shots. That's that was all there. The boat was literally on that concrete slab just chilling there. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.

You you're rocking and rolling throughout the day. Was it? A Is it real B if it is? Bravo.

Yeah, so a it was real. I started growing it back in November. The video is saying you guys too. You can see it a lot more. wearing a hat.

But did you grow it specifically for this music video?

Oh, God. No, I've been wanting a mullet for like I've wanted one for a very, very long time. I've just never had the patience to grow my hair out. Good man. Yeah, my hair was super long over quarantine. So I was gonna cut it to that. But I also had this like really bad hair dye job from the girl I was dating at the time. And it just looked so bad. So I was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna shave my head. So I shaved my head and started new.

Sounds like you use this music video as an excuse for your voelen you're like, oh, honestly, like I

was like I was born for it. It just happened. You know, like, because we literally came up with that country idea that same day, like because we had no idea what we were doing. That's kind of a getaway common theme. There's two dead awake themes. One is we don't know what we're doing for that music video until the day of that's what's happened on every single one of our music videos. And then to there's always going to be some sort of technical difficulty when we play live.

I'm seeing some correlations between your project and ours. Does it fucking sucks. But before we go any further do we want to hit the public with some very personal music by Dylan and his band that awake?

Yeah, let's see. Yes, I don't we should probably do that first.

Um, do you want to just introduce this little, you know, Sneak Peek for us real quick.

Yeah. Yep. So this is a song called introspection and then in parentheses, it's loading. The lyrics are from my perspective of basically like the voice in my head just telling me I'm not enough and everything like that. It is a very flashy, very quick cut videos. So just a little warning for anybody who might be a little bit photo sensitive. Yeah, but it's a song that means a lot to me. It's on our new

Boy, I'm super happy.

But no, he Here you go, guys. Here's some brand fucking new debt awake. Enjoy. We're gonna play you a little clip here. We're gonna come back to us talking with Dylan.

Yes, because I shouldn't have been asking questions yet. Michael rosecliff right. But what an absolute banger

it seriously it really is a banger I've been so I've been I listened I've been listening to them a in surgery for like the last week because I wanted to make sure I had a good solid base I've listened them before I've seen their shows. Like I said dawn I saw you sing with spite That shit was that in my life I know your face you literally said it to the crowd you go these guys are my heroes. The fact that I'm up here singing with them right now is a fucking lifelong dream. So

yep, that's pretty crazy. Yes, I have a couple more questions for you one thing that I noticed I was not I wouldn't say too weird but got me kind of curious you guys have an official YouTube page yes the dead slash awake.

We kind of do I believe there's always like the dead awake like topic pages that like YouTube kind of groups. I said, I'm not entirely sure if we have a dedicated Facebook or YouTube page just because we've done like we've released a lot of videos on different platforms.

That's exactly what I was gonna ask I so I was on YouTube and I found a YouTube channel called dead awake and I thought that was your official channel because it had already read channel. No, no, it's literally called just dead awake. So I thought it was the original one but I noticed that there were no music videos uploaded to it. I thought that was you guys's original page and I was gonna ask why no music videos on your original on your actual page?

Yes. So basically like in the metal scene and stuff there's a lot of different prominent YouTube pages a lot of different prominent like Facebook promotional pages and stuff like that to where you can get a lot more exposure then the platforms that you have access to. So like slam worldwide, for instance, where we just dropped the gallows three and we're we're dropping that introspections on you guys just listened to they already have like a very wide listener base.

so what is chunky?

you need you need to enter the middle. You need to enter the middle you know you need to come to a fucking niekro gobble calm slash rings of Saturn show.

Saturday evening, the greatest drummer to ever exist.

Yes and guitarist but both of them are fucking douchebags.

Yeah, well, yeah.

I know right there.

So the band's name is dead awake. Why? So? Actually, that's a good question. I'm the worst interviewer.

I know. I know that came from a panicky place. That was a good question, though. Mike.

Is it from the dead awake?

No. So that's the other people think it is from the trash be filmed dead awake. But

okay, thank you one more time, what rating movie with a trash? It's the trash be filmed. That's what I thought I heard.

I watched it. I watched it. It was not good. Like we needed paid. And our drummer literally sat down and watched it for free on YouTube.

The same dude that did Final Destination just so everyone knows. Yeah, that doesn't help. That's, that's no, I'm just a horror kind of sore. So I just know that.

That just makes me more mad. Just FYI, that is one of my favorite movies.

Anyway, so Where, where, where, why, where, who.

So I joined the band a little bit later. So the original vocalist, his name was Noah, he came up with the name because we were originally going to be something completely different, just kind of like a deathcore name or whatever. I was going to be the original vocalist. And then my kind of time constraints and everything didn't allow for us to kind of make a cohesive schedule. So they basically moved on and got somebody else for the time being, which was fine. So no, I

Would you say that the Would you say that the Music has, I guess transformed is the word used from the first EP to now under you writing a lot of music.

Yeah. So I would say it evolved a lot. It's kind of we have a really weird history as a band, because that that first EP I was referring to we've released three separate times now, because we put it out originally, they put it out with NOAA. And then we signed it, we are triumphant, we re recorded

that happens Yeah, when you first start out right? Especially something super creative like you guys are doing where you first start out and where are you in are two very fun. Yeah, for destination you

quite literally just grow.

Yeah, yeah. Whenever I tell people to listen to our podcast, I'm like, just skip like the first five.

Yeah, I listened right fucking dream survey episode like two days ago. Oh, no. It's

so he had no outline. We had literally no direction on that episode. We literally went into a blind we were all like, let's do our research and then talk about it. Like we had zero.

It was bad, right? It was super bad. But I still liked that episode more than I liked the Bermuda Triangle episode.

Yeah, so Dylan, you're, you're, you're currently I don't want to give away where you live. But in the Midwest, are you a Midwest

boy? Kinda so um, I've been moving around my entire life. Not an army brat or anything like that. Just my dad works for like, like corporate dairy companies and on the corporate level and stuff. So whenever like a job would be lost or whenever he would get promoted. We were basically have to relocate. But the majority of my life I have spent in the Midwest, so majority of it being in Wisconsin. How? Okay,

so you're super Midwest, if you're from Wisconsin? Oh, I mean, right. I've been 21 since I was 15. So Casey's pizza. You've had it? Yes. Yes.

How does it stack up in your pizza list? Worst case is that

I mean, it's up there. I wouldn't say it's the highest unless you're talking about strictly just the breakfast pizza cuz the breakfast pizza has got to

go. Yes.

That's like, if you're hung over anybody in the Midwest who has access to a Casey's as listening to this, if you're hung over, if you want to cure right then in there, Casey's breakfast pizza on a Red Bull. Not even Okay. Do you want Do you want a bunch of grease? Do you want some gravy? You want some good news? Do you want a heart attack?

Right. Yes, exactly.

I have one more small Midwestern. like to see how Midwestern you are. Are you ready? You're all good? Yeah. All right. finish the sentence. Save big money at menara There it is. Okay,

great. All right. So let's let's ignore, ignore Mike. Shut up. Okay, so So actually, I want to I got one okay, because I was just curious. So one of my favorite songs that you guys do is friends with are in the parentheses? Is it supposed to be a play on the word fiends?

Here it is. Okay. Michael, our guitarist actually wrote that it's the subject matter is like he wrote the lyrics for it. But the subject matter is basically watching friends from like small town kind of fall to drug addiction and everything like that. So that's why the RS in parentheses because they're like, they're your friends, but they're also fiends at the same time. So

it's so cool to have this like background

noise. Because Yeah, especially after listening to him. Well, literally anyway, all fucking day. Yeah,

no, I did the same thing. Like I literally like I had you guys just on play during my so I worked for a company called dealer inspire. Basically, I'm just a web engineer. And I just had you guys on play all day while I did my job. So thank you. Hey,

so Dylan, I actually have some feedback from today because I regularly bring like a Bluetooth speaker to work with me. So like, I mean, No surgery is complete without a fucking soundtrack. God damn right. So for the last two cases I did, I had your band playing. And both times were in consensus from two, I don't know, 60 to 70 year old doctors saying that your music sounds like shit and you should never make music again. Would you like to respond?

Dude, each their own man, like he like that's the thing is, I don't like I wouldn't have gone into the genre of music if I would have thought everybody would have liked it, you know, like, you just you're not a metal musician, the, like, kind of appeal to everybody. You're a musician, because you love the music. And that's why I love the scene so much just because people like low E people like you guys, you know, like, people who actually give a shit about the community and the love of

funny that one of the surgeons that talks some shit about you, that's his favorite band.

You want to listen to 16 albums of the same three chords over and over again. It's okay, though I wouldn't. Like I said I wouldn't understand everybody to like, I wouldn't expect everybody to understand, you know, like, I just told you guys a couple of different backgrounds, stories of a couple of our different songs, you know, and like, you guys had no idea. Like, I don't expect anybody to know, like, every single song that we've written

Angus, Angus Young.

Yeah. Dude, we super appreciate you coming out. Yeah. And you know,

I have a couple more questions. Go ahead, but

I just wanted to appreciate him. Goddamnit Fuck off. Doug.

Mike, when you're done, let me know because I have one final question that I'm sure all of us will appreciate. Like as the end question.

Yes. Okay. So I noticed. Do you recall your a music video

letter board question?

I have a couple of them. Do you recall the video you made for the pale horse? Oh, the first one or the second one.

The first one because there's two. Yeah, the first one? Yes, I

do. Where the fuck did you guys record that?

Actually, I were all wondering that.

Yeah, so that was at a that was an Iowa near the Quad Cities. So basically, the guy who's done all of our music videos. His name is Joe Gibbs. If you ever need a music video, go to him. He's incredible. We love him to death. But he lives in the Quad Cities in Iowa. He's in a band called 5am and everything out there. But he was like, Yeah, I got this like place in my dad's buddy owns, we can just record out there. It'll be awesome. So it looks like it was

fuckin like, mill house or something. It's a great, it's a great elevator

like, okay, we may need.

Yeah, no, we're looking for some places to take some real gravity pictures. And that seems like

it's incredible. Dude, if you hit up, Joe, he'll take you to it, because it's a really great spot. But we also did that in the middle of fucking summer with no air conditioning on the third floor. And yeah, each one of us. I think collectively, we had like a 120 for a bag of water between like the six of us. It was gone like an hour and all of us eat once that day. All right. It was so bad. But yeah.

Who Who's your favorite artist?

That's a fantastic question, Mike. That is a great question.

Thank you. Thanks, Pete.

I mean, I have a lot of different. I have a lot of different, like, favorite artists and stuff. I would say like if I had to narrow it down to the two, like the one who really really got me into music was Eminem, for sure. Back in the day, yeah. I'm like a huge rap fan and everything like that, too. Like, Oh, my God.

Great about. See that's where I come into play with you. Boy is the rap man of rooby Roo real quick. How

old are you? I'm 25. Okay,

okay, so

Jason's taking the grandpa. Right?

Grandpa and so

I think this will be probably the most interesting. Oh, no, I

guarantee my questions. Gonna be way more interested in yours. Okay, cool.

Okay, have you? Have you had any paranormal experiences in your life? Yes, I have. Oh, yeah. Give us a little little summary on that.

Alright, so this was around 2014 2015 this was the first time I went to college. Like I was telling you guys before I went to UW Oshkosh for music, business and music production. ended up just drinking my bodyweight and beer and smoking way too much weed and not doing well at school. But that left me with a bunch of free time to just do random bullshit, you know, with my friends and stuff. UW Oshkosh is a very old Very old campus, there's a bunch of old dorms and everything like that I lived in

God damn

Yeah, gotta give a big ol fuck that to that. That's terrifying and not I wouldn't even says terrifying in like, you know, the scary way that's just like existential Yeah, yeah, fucking No, heaven

only hell.

Yeah, that's it, and the shit out of me because like, I was going through a really hard time at that point, too. And I had no idea like, I was like Loki really, really depressed and like going through some stuff. And I heard that and it was like, you're right. Like, none of this is worth it

just fucking like, adds on top of everything.

So I know, I know, we've we've actually talked about this on the show before. So being Jason, we actually, we claim to be like Satanists. That's like what we the practice we follow right now.

Really transitioning,

we are slowly transitioning. So one of the before my move I just moved from Carol stream over to the Naperville Aurora area. One of the books I've been reading is the the Bible. And there's actually some like crazy similarities and what your story has to say to what the Satanic Bible says and what the Cthulhu Bible says. It's really, really bizarre and it's really kind of eye opening on my end. Yeah, as far as what? Yep. What you experienced, like, that's wild.

I think we do this exact podcast.

And one of the biggest, like, one of the biggest tropes that I see throughout these couple of Bibles, quote, unquote, is that there isn't a hell or heaven. But when I think about like, what hell is it's almost like what's the word I'm looking for? It's like, almost like therapeutic. To know that there is a hill and there isn't a heaven, which is kind of morbid to say almost depends on how you look at it. But like I think it makes sense. Like, I almost want to say that hell is

You touched on some topics that that the three of us might be a little familiar with.

Yeah, right. But you know what? Let's, let's save that for the bonus episode. Oh, we are stretching out almost an hour. 40 minutes here. So I mean, we're having a good time. Now we are and we're going to stretch into the bonus episode for the people that want to subscribe to our patreon@patreon.com slash deluded odd. You can find us in many other places. But before we go into where else you can find us and Dylan's band dad awake. Jason has one more question for Dylan Dylan. Are you ready?

I do. I have one question. How about Yo, let

him answer my question. Go ahead, Mike. Tell it all Are you ready? Oh, I'm ready.

Dylan, this is the question of all questions. We all need an answer a very honest answer. You ready? How many meatballs? Do you think? That's the question. How many meatballs do I think? How many meatballs? Do you think the first number to pop into my head was four. I'm gonna go with four. All right, no, four. All right, we got

you got the audience up in an uproar. That was amazing.

I have one last question.

I will say that you were impeccably close what's up Doug?

I actually don't know how to phrase this now but

in four seconds What happened? That's for homie balls. That's

what what if spider postbus does spider have plus spider have postponed that's the better way to phrase it. Does spider have postbus

spider have plus plus. Mino thinks spider.

Well on that note again, you can find us on patreon@patreon.com slash galouti pod. If you go to our link tree link tree comm slash new loony pod you can find all of our links to all of our socials, Spotify, Apple podcasts, everything like that. Please leave us a review on Apple podcast because that means a super lot to me. You can buy us a beer even what is oh speaking of fuck we are did a year right what's it called again?

It's buy me a coffee

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just search literally delivery pod and you will find every piece of media that we are on Yeah, like everywhere right now.

Dylan go ahead and plug you guys his stuff. Go ahead and dump into the audience what you want.

Hell yeah, dump into them all day. So you can find my band dead forward slash awake. It's edgy. I know but it's cool. YouTube a different kind of various YouTube channels. Talking about before that we can find us on Spotify Apple Music title amazon music all of that title. Yes, we're on title Holy shit.

I I don't you know we'll get into that in the fucking bonus episode. But I remember reading when it first came out that that's kind of a difficult thing to do. So congrats.

Well, thanks. I believe so it was advertised like we were on there. That's probably Michael campus thing. But yeah, so you can find us anywhere you stream music. We have a big cartel page for future merchants stuff. Be on the lookout for that and please listen to our album melancholia when it comes out in September if you're a fan of metal music, I have poured my absolute heart and soul we have poured our absolute heart and souls into this album This is our Iowa so it would mean

you have no idea how much that means to me and Doug specifically

now when does the album drop again? Yes September 3, it's okay so I want people do me a favor. September 3 is also the day my wedding as a wedding gift to me.

All you listeners go buy the album raid that awakes channel. Go fucking listen to them. They will shut your shit up and they will fuck you down. Whatever. wherever the fuck that means. They their newest single Fuck, what's it called? gallos. Gary

knows no introspection number three is one that was out but okay.

newest release. gallows three. He is amazing. The one that is coming out very very soon introspection, which is what you guys just heard. Please go check them out. They're amazing. They're incredible. They have a Papa John's logo somewhere on the internet. Fantastic.

And if you want to hear more fun questions, and you know just overall shit shooting from all four of us here, the bonus episode that we're gonna release after this a Dylan's gonna stick around for a little bit so tune into that. Other than that, go Mike, grandma. Yeah, preferably not yours, but if you have to, I guess fine. Go Who am I fucking judge

has dementia. So that might be really easy.

Yeah. Doug, do you have anything to say to the people?

Yeah, if if you if you haven't in a while. Take your beans. And then pull out your your peens and if you take the winds and the peens together and just fucking slap slap him around, slap him around. Do that. Okay, you all deserve it. So slap your peens slap your beans, one bake fluid motion make rice with all of it. It's a great time. I swear. Jason,

you have anything to say to the people? You know?

I normally would

actually wait wait right for you. right for you. Dylan, do you have anything to say to people? You know, we

can do it the same way. I'd like to relinquish my command of this this sentence to our guests. So please, please, please, please, all of you out there. Remember, Don that's paranoid. You heard the man you fucking stay goddamn paranoid. We love you all. Thank you for listening. Goodbye, everybody. Say bye bye.