DLUTI 024 - Bermuda Triangle

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I have some questions.

I was at the mall the other day when I thought I saw Drew Barrymore turns out it was just a giant plank of wood. I guess some things are just too wood to be drew god damn it. That's my magnum opus.

gonna ask like about Hey, Mike. You're here. Like what happened? Oh, yeah, like what's going on? Nothing. Nothing.

I had Oh, you fucking mean not. I had a little bit of a calcium deficiency, sir.

We put up flyers.

Oh, yeah. That's cute. We didn't know what the fuck what you were man. What picture did you use though?

a bad one.

The one where we took a picture for the SCP like photo shoot. Yeah, it's that right? So it's kind of looking like

cool. Thanks for putting out missing fires of me at my worst. That's not cool. We

thought if we were if someone was going to find you, you are going to be clueless so we're gonna put a flyer out if we don't make you look clueless now

did you put my face on milk cartons?

Yeah, but they didn't get put into production. They will sometimes they said this is a great yeah, they don't

have yours. They don't just dump the milk out if if you need to reprint off those cartons. Oh, they just use them anyway.

But okay, besides the fucking point where where the fuck were you? Oh, what happened?

I was just at home. I had a calcium deficiency so I couldn't really

do I have to play the audio for you what audio the fucking phone call we got a

JPEG it's just a JPEG Josh if you will

shape so we've we've slightly we wrong. We made flyers. We asked loved ones and friends. I got so many phone calls from people that know you asking me if you were actually missing.

I had people at work. No, ideally, you are asking nothing. It's fine. You know what else is fine? triangles.

I mean, his bird scooter proficiency is definitely back. But

it's it's been a minute.

I'm done with this whole thing. That's fair, I

guess. Anyway, we're talking about a certain triangle today. Not like your everyday run of the mill basic. So please know or an acute. This is like a perfect. I think a perfect triangle is an isosceles triangle. Yep, you're thinking. It's not to say it's not acute you I saw so these nuts if

there's chocolate that was just chocolate poop Nope, nope. No don't go there. Anyway, welcome everybody to Dont Look Under The Internet. Your mother's favorite podcast. I know we've been

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Dog. I'm gonna invite you to sit the head table.

I'm gonna be fuckin going around greeting everybody and I look over and just see dog just leaning behind your knees. So, Mike like you I hate this. I hate this off. Anyways, the Bermuda Triangle is talking about today

we are covering the Bermuda Triangle now.

I'm doing the show. In doing the research for this sounds like a fun topic. It's not fucking not the worst in the world. No. So you get into it and you realize there's almost nothing there. It's like the Jersey Devil when we were like, Fuck yeah, we're gonna do a Jersey Devil episode. And then there's like a paragraph, you get into it.

And you're like, Oh, it's a marketing ploy for a whole fucking day.

Cool. For everyone listening right now. It's, you know, feel free to leave now.

I mean, don't we need to? Honestly, our descent towards this might make this better? Because I feel like for the most part, we've come at all of our top

30 seconds in. So it was at 630 to nine o'clock. 232 before. Oh, sorry. Okay.

So for most of our topics, it's it's like it's all weird, obscure shed that not me who have listened to or heard about this one. However, every fucking person that heard about it,

yeah, I felt like it was a good like, because because we have a lot of like, I wouldn't say big, big stuff down the pipeline. But we have some bigger, we have some big stuff. We have some big topics that we are trying to build too. So we're just kind of knocking out a couple small boys to kind of just lubricate your butthole for this thrusting of the big ones that are going to come soon

enough to be like completely transparent with everyone. There's been a lot of unknowns with Yep, recording who is going to be here. Mike's missing I'm moving Jason's Jason 32 again.

Sorry. What what is happening every time I look over on the display, it's at something I know I put

this here so you guys know where we are in the actual recording for this? What is 32 have to do with that?

It's just when I saw it all is when you look at it. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, what?

So, going, Mike, welcome back me more like Welcome back, Mike.

Yeah, we're like, hey, just let all you know, Doug's not gonna be around and then turns out I'm not around for two weeks. Yeah, because I had a calcium deficiency. To see that's not I don't that's it. You guys just overreact. Can

we like dig into that a little bit more? Can Sir,

we couldn't even get ahold of you. Yeah, you had to come. I had to call justifying

you know, what kind of fucking emotional stress that put me under.

come from my train my brain to figure out you know, what gets me off. And that was not one of things I wanted to do.

Yeah, no, none of us wanted to do that. I didn't come

here. I came out of fucking necessity. It was a fear calm.

I can I can relate.

Anyway, let's let's talk Bermuda Triangle. Yes. Yeah, let's

just fucking get it dumped into the

topic. So first off, Where is it? Where is it? You know? Where's the where's the Bermuda Triangle? Nowhere near by Bermuda. Here's Yes. One of your rights are. Here's the weird fucking thing. I never knew how fucking close the Bermuda Triangle actually is. Oh, yeah, points. Is Miami, Florida.

Yes, swim there. I didn't fucking know that. Yeah.

So if you live in Miami, Florida, guess what? You live in the Bermuda Triangle? Yes. What? It's

Florida or well, Florida. Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Yeah, but

like I never I thought it was like in the middle of the ocean. This entire time. I've been my entire 28 years on this world. I thought it was just a struggle. angle in the ocean with like an island in the middle and that's where weird shit happened. I never knew it was like, here. This threat is on our

Spoken like a true American. Maybe those threats are real in my face. Maybe that's why Florida people are so just about to say that maybe four is a man exists maybe. But it No one wants to. Nobody's gonna say anything. No, what would you say I am? I am a Florida man. Oh yeah, that makes fun, man. You're such a freak. You

don't no one's gonna question that. everyone hears you say that. It's like yes. Oh, that makes sense. Here we go explains

his whole being. My origin story movie is just like an opening scene with just black. And it just says, Florida man. And then that's the whole movie Florida man.

The post credit scene is him buying the flight tickets to move to Illinois.

No, it's him beating off into a bobblehead is all the credits are

alligators.

It's the fucking Curb Your Enthusiasm music.

I will say though, so it's between a Florida, Bermuda and Puerto Rico. But there's others that say otherwise. Some people say that the total of like the entire area is about 1.3 million square miles.

So you say some people? Yeah,

yeah. 1.3 million square miles.

Who says that? They're like, literally just like other writers. Like there's one. The Goddess are go see. I don't really know how to pronounce what the goddess or go see. They are the ones that determined that it is that triangle between Florida, Bermuda and Puerto Rico. Okay. Others say otherwise. And they say that it can even stretch over to the Irish coast.

Oh, so when you say I'm sorry, I can't get over the fact that you just said 1.3 million square miles.

That's too many. That's too many. Too many. Is it?

Is it like? Oh, no. Because like it takes 90 minutes to fly from Bermuda to Miami. And that's like to well notice. This

wouldn't be it's not 1.3 No, this wouldn't be some people. They say that. That triangle isn't like accurate that it's just from Florida, Bermuda.

We're getting we're getting too deep into this topic. Like I'm gonna start here the fundamentals. Man. I get it. I get where you think it starts. And we're like all of that shit. It's more acute than obtuse. Let's pretend that people listen to this. Don't know what the Bermuda Triangle is. Okay, I almost am. I'm almost positive that you all do. Yeah, I know that. But if you're like me, you have heard so much hearsay about you're like, I don't fucking care. don't give a shit drunk.

some ships that sunk in the triangle. Yeah, it's really a triangle out of a bunch of places. You'd find a bunch of ships that sank there. There's a giant floating trash Island the size of Alaska just floating around the sea.

Cool. That's the Alaskan triangle. Now.

That's what Jason was. But no, like art. So

tell us a bit about it. Then, Mr. Man? What do you mean? You just said before we talk about the fuck do

you want to hear about like where it came from? Yeah. Give me an origin story. You know? Yeah.

What's the Bermuda triangles? origins?

Yeah, give me that the Joker of the Bermuda Triangle.

So the earliest account that I can find of the Bermuda Triangle was with Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue ocean blue. 1894 1492 1480. Thank you. But he actually he does have a historic account of the Bermuda Triangle which you raped it from NASA stolen,

raped. Yeah,

he took it from NASA. It's fine. No, like he he described a bunch of weirdness when he was sailing over to America. And he kind of listed it as a reason why he didn't find the actual America without saying he didn't find the actual America. Because he didn't know at that point.

Tell me you didn't find America.

Yes, exactly. That's what Christopher Columbus fucking did. So he finds these islands he thought was America. And he raped and pillaged his way through the whole thing is like, Oh shit, this isn't America. Sorry, everybody. And then he fucking left and rerouted and goes to actual America, but on his way to the the Caribbean islands. Again, he thinks he's going to like this new world. He is not doing a good job. Now he's doing a terrible job. But he thinks he's going to America

I didn't. Oh, I guess they did, didn't they? They had like the star. See, do

you know that? I am related to the guy who basically solidified so I'm not celestial. Naval navigation.

Nice man. You did it yet. He looked at you now.

He invented the like the maritime clock. Man,

he did not leave you any like royalty money

did he know? He's like, this should be free for everyone. And I'm over here like, motherfucker. You invented like a world changing device. And you can get paid on it. Why did you not accept royalties? You could save the holiday one pence on the dollar or some shit like that. There's some fucking anything. Not just give me one pence on the dollar. Make Money please. But no like this. So you could have generational wealth?

I'm gonna guess like since the 1200 fuckin long time. Oh, you don't actually have

no I don't have an actual answer. But I do know that like one of the original. Like expeditionary voyages across the ocean was back in like Viking times. With a the origin story of fucking What's his name? The Viking King rag. rag Roloff Brook Ragnar lothbrok he was the one Viking. That's basically he told his Lord like he goes I want you to go east and he's like, No, I'm gonna go west.

You've really gone off topic here from Christopher Columbus sailing to the Caribbean's to the Vikings are pretty cool. Here's why

they paved the way for modern explorers like Christopher Columbus. The only difference was that people like Vikings decided to consult like witches and Sears. And that kind of help guide their decisions about where they went. And the only reason that they went to England or sorry, Northumbria at the point of time, was because the seer said the stars are in your favor. Mm hmm. And the teeth around your neck? Yeah, pretty much those

guys. Anyway, you were talking about Christopher, go ahead.

I was but you seem to be like I know that. You like teeth, Mike. I mean, I see the bag but like you're being like you're gravitating.

I wouldn't really say gravitating as much as navigating.

Okay, fair. But I mean, you know what I'm talking about though? Sure. I for the most part, okay, the fucking either way. Christopher Columbus is credited with finding America in order to do so from Spain. He sailed the Pinta the Santa Maria was the last one. Oh,

whatever was in that rap from what was Yes.

Was that fun? I'm definitely thinking of stuff.

Oh, shit. No, there was a fucking song we learned as a kid. I don't remember that. That Nina the Pinta, the Santa Maria. Yeah. He so he sailed from Spain over to America. But to get there, he had to sail through the Bermuda Triangle. And on his voyage, he mentioned that there were flashing lights in the sky. There were clouds that seemed to like, stay where they were but just getting bigger and fucking just a bunch of random fucking

Can I just put out hashtag Fuck, Christopher, come

on. Oh, yeah, I agree. Christopher Columbus is a piece of shit. And if he didn't discover America, I wouldn't be sad because the things he did when he got here. He Yeah, he's not a good boy and we should not have that hobby. We should fucking replace it with like, I don't know,

well, isn't it being replaced by like endangered Nicolas Cage? Yeah,

like that. Yeah, I do like Nicolas Cage today. But

Nick Cage is a good one too. But no, like, that's the origin comes from the people who credit our founder to be Christopher Columbus and Natalie Erickson.

I'm trying to think of a segue to get to that to mine, but I'm just gonna fuckin Yeah, I'm Rusty people. Bear with me. No, we're gonna talk a bit about some of the disappearances. As well, that happened in the Bermuda Triangle.

Are you going over flight? 19? Yeah, I'm gonna touch on it. Fuck yeah.

So there's a couple different ones. There is a back in 1880. There is the sail training ship, the HMS Atlanta. That guy was full of like these, like not really trained crew members. But the whole the legend goes, is that a giant storm came and just wiped out this fucking boat. Right? the Bermuda Triangle. A lot of people put it up not a lot of people say it's not really like a mystery as to why the boat crashed because it's full of poorly fucking trained people.

So what I'm getting here is flashbacks from working at at&t, where people just don't know how to work their fucking phone. No.

That's essentially what happened is just the equivalent of why is my screen so dark, but on a boat full of people. And

all these people were sailing from America to places and well, none of them knew how to sail. But Gosh, darn it if it wasn't for that damn triangle.

That's the real problem here is this triangle.

Will Yes.

Another one which is an incident resulting in the single largest loss of life in the history of the US Navy. That is not related to that. Yeah,

I know exactly where we go on this. Yep.

It's not related to combat though. Like I said, so.

Yo, as far as we do.

We're like did did they disappear in the Bermuda Triangle?

I mean, yeah. Spoiler no fucking right, the USS Cyclops was carrying a full load of magnesium ore. And with one engine out of action, it went missing without a trace with a crew of over 309 somewhere around March 4 1918. After departing the island, Barbados, there's not like the strongest evidence that it was like, mysterious because like

yourself,

I know. I'm not gonna lie to the people and be like this magical. There's just I go over how they disappeared and then like, something that might explain how it disappeared okay, because the theory behind this one is the fact that it was a light ship not meant to carry such a large load. And all this metal on there just kind of weighed that fucker down. And they were already missing a an engine engine was already out so it just couldn't survive and it just sank. So that's makes

I did see a funny one just because we're talking about disappearances I don't know if it was those boats you're talking about now but there was like a boat that disappeared and the Bermuda Triangle so the Navy sent out a search and rescue boat that also disappeared

No, I didn't see that one. Yeah,

I wish I would have wrote down the names of that but I thought I was literally like I was watching a video earlier today and I was just like fucking

disappeared you go find them in the exact same spot they disappear that is legend to be making boats disappear go find go find I'm going yet

send another boat disappeared.

The last one that I have that is like a major like these three are like the top I guess like disappearance disappearances because the first one was like the oldest one on rise. This one Amelia Earhart, no, that is I know. I guess these are all set for that one day. So this one is about flight 19 Oh, I love flight. Flight 19 was a training flight of five TBM Avenger torpedo bombers that had disappeared on December 5 1945 over the Atlantic. Oh, great. Yeah, I have not turned 4520 rules

were invented in 19

Franklin Delano Eleanor Roosevelt was leading the regime. The squadrons flight due east from Fort Lauderdale for 141 miles north for senator three miles, and then back over for a final 140 mile leg to complete the exercise. So essentially

40 mile leg

so essentially there that's a tall dude. Making like a giant fucking circle. So real quick,

guys, all the circles make us play basketball.

I thought you were about to go into like this like full on like Ken Burns, just like documentary style, like reading. Like,

and we're just here like,

I'm sorry, I can't do it. Anyway, the flight never returned to base the disappearance was attributed by nav. Sorry, Navy instigators. I butchered that.

The instigators You're doing great Mike. Welcome back.

Navy investigators to navigational errors leading to the aircraft running out of fuel. Flight 19 alone would be covered again in the April 1962 issue of American Legion Legion magazine. You know the legions billions Legion magazine ligers. In it the author Alan Eckert wrote that the flight leader had been heared heard saying, I'm really bad today.

Yeah, you're you're hurt saying the worst part is I can't edit any of this. Well, I don't want you to.

Okay, we are entering whitewater nothing seems right. We don't know where we are. The waters green. No, right. He also wrote that the officials that the Navy Board of inquiry stated that the planes flew off to Mars.

You definitely got to watch out for them white waters, you got to watch our white walkers. Yeah. And the tall white and the tall so that's

just like this is all just evidence to the fact that LSD has been around long but

those are like the three like major variances. Two of them are jars hmm

yeah, math is a hell of a drug

one of them is just a storm took this boat The other is it sank because it was too heavy. And the other is just these idiots didn't know how to fly. And I guess with like 19 as well the like, leader of the pack. That was like leading the flight. wasn't the best navigator like they just sent fucking see the red elk of Yeah, just send fucking Johnny no nothing. up into the sky like lead these people he's like, Well, all right, so I'll leave them good. Sorry.

Well, this seems like a great place to explain some of the things that happen when you're actually in the Bermuda Triangle. You know,

now's a good time as ever to get us away from that

saying get off my stupid fucking hobo or an hobo hillbilly? My hobo

with the extensive and I'm talking extensive research that I did on this topic. Yes, of course, these are some of the things that you could experience inside of said, triangle or as the Bermuda variation or the devil's triangle,

the Bermuda variant.

But nope.

Let's not go into that realm quite yet.

So the main thing that people say they experience is electronic fog, not frogs. But yeah, dogs kind of like brain frogs. But chronic for that. See,

that's what I thought it was a brain frogs.

So electronic fog. Think about that one first. I

saw that like electronic fog

is pretty much what the fuck it sounds like. You get kind of encased in this like mist basically, and it's electrical in origins. So it fucks with all your equipment. So a lot of people also get like electronic disturbances. You've got campuses spinning rapidly around you've got Columbus, that

go on it all It also explains like a lot of the explanations of where people are like, oh, we're just in a cloud, and we couldn't escape. It was just this giant fog that was never ending. Because this fog literally like attaches itself to the plane. Because it's electrical and it goes for the metal.

I also have something on that topic, but we'll do that later.

Okay, okay, unexplained cloud formations. That's a big one that people say they experience. They'll see a cloud. This is mostly people flying planes, but they'll see a cloud that'll expand as they get into it. And I asked a question,

did they see this this cloud? While they are flying? I don't know, into Miami.

Well, yes, actually. Okay, one of the things is so one of the experiences that I was reading about was this guy saw this big cloud when they took off and then he went through the cloud and he came out of the cloud and then maybe there was another there was another cloud watch the same video probably. And then the cloud kind of like engulf the the plane and started growing in size and like they get like

further away just got bigger.

Yeah, yeah. Until he was like in the middle of the cloud. And then he popped out and he was like, over Miami already and like, like a basically an hour and a half to like two hour flight took him 45 minutes. Which brings me to my next point, which is portals, which is something I will go over in a little while as well, because I don't want to get off on that tangent just yet. We will.

So you have to lie.

No, I really want to but I'm gonna save it for the appropriate time.

Okay, that's fair.

So besides that paranormal occurrences and this one's a little likely they're all Yeah, classifiers that exactly. Like it's not like a ghost paranormal kind of thing. Right? It's ghost. That shouldn't quite be happening. That's exactly and that leads me to my next point. UFO sightings. You've got weird lights. You've got weird noises you've got weird frequencies that people are hearing inside of their ships and their planes.

topic though. What uh, what would what like what's an indicative sign of like, UFO interference when it comes to this specific topic?

Well, so thank you for asking. Of course. Well, I love that you you're putting me on the spot like this. No, I'm just kidding. But so a lot of times when so in my own personal UFO like research that I do on my free time because I'm a fucking nerd we are we get one thing that alien ships like to do is they like to use their tractor beams to basically render your ship useless. And one thing that happens when that is going on is that all of your you know all the stuff in your electronics.

this whole whole thing. Yeah.

I have something good I have some really good information we get into that. Okay. Don't want to do real is too hard. Oh, also, things disappear when you're in the Bermuda Triangle very classic. Without a Trace, which leads me back into portals

do we just for the hotline just want to get to the portals real quick.

God dammit Yes,

I do. But you don't want to blow through some shit and then get the portals because it sounds like that might be a topic that we have some things to say. Oh,

with the you mentioned a while ago I just didn't want to interrupt because you want to fucking roll the you said paranormal things but not really ghosts. There is a ghost

ship. Thank you. I was about to fucking say that. Yeah,

I forgot to mention that earlier to where there is actually a ship that's abandoned by its crew that some other naval ship saw sent a boat out to like loot the ship of all its valuables. The crew went onto the ship a storm appeared they lost track of their that ship went found it again. And everyone was missing again. So they sent another crew out to this fuckin why to get the valuables. And then another storm happened and the vote the vote just vanish. What the fuck? Yeah.

So not not a lost cause when you see one, huh?

Every time we try to get towards this ghostly ship, a storm starts and then the crew has gone dies. They it's just another they're all disposable to me.

We've all played Sea of Thieves.

Yeah. Anyway can continue. I just want to add that little

No, no that's that's that that add to Mike's Fun fact of the day. Yeah, I have those sometimes Mike had fun facts, they would all be similar to that about

what we call the segment on Mike's nugget of joy the day. But other than that, I have just a couple more things that happened when you're in there. People have reported fires in the sky. Yep. Which sounds gnarly as hell, I'd love to see that. don't really have a great deal of information on fires in the sky other than it looks like the clouds are on fire for the most part.

Yeah, I mean, it sounds like the one of the possible and scenarios from the Cthulhu Mythos of fire being the sky.

Yeah, yeah. And to be fair, there are like lots of like methane craters inside of the ocean. So have you mentioned so fucking happy but uh, either way, you've got a like really violent weather that happens in the Bermuda Triangle which also makes I forget the technical term for it, but basically huge wind blast.

microburst? Yeah, exactly.

The triangle, I think is the the professional term decision. But

the key is to figure out which triangle use versus stay out I was like 12 years. So

it's actually funny because we're getting another shape that comes into this with these wind blast, hexagon. So if you look at like a weather map over the Bermuda Triangle, you get these hexagonal wind formations like perfectly hexagon clouds basically from above, okay, that basically incur these micro blasts into it or microbrewery. Yeah. Which is like, what scientists are claiming is why most plans that disappear in the Bermuda Triangle go down because these micro blasts can just

and it's like, Jackie takes your fucking lift and goes, Go fuck yourself, and then all of a sudden you're in the ocean.

Yeah. And it takes you a good hole. Three seconds from, you know, 20,000 feet to zero. Exactly, yeah. And then, which I kind of already mentioned, we've got massive craters in the sea floor over there. And there is a whole lot of speculation on what's in those craters, which is a diva theory and all that.

save that for later. We're gonna zoom.

I have a great segment for later and it'll be it'll all of your wildest dreams will

be amiss if you need reason to keep listening.

There it is. Exactly. We'll get into the nitty gritties.

Um, so Okay, so aside from like, where it is the origins, the fucking disappearances, we do have some theories about why people go missing why things God same theory. I'm not gonna go to the theme song. But know that there are so many fucking so I this is the portion of my research that I spent the most of my time on. And that's because I simply searched Bermuda Triangle theories and found seven I was like, okay, all of these are very scientific and normal. So I kept digging and kept digging

huh that's kind of crazy you know that there's one there I've heard another happened to you yeah, this happens you

know it was fucking like there's a peak there's a group of people that believe that is what the real

there's another one that is portal the bass kind of similar but it's like a land of the last situation where it's it's just like a different dimension where it's, hey, you just flew through the Bermuda Triangle. There's a cactus there. And now there's a rusty Statue of Liberty Hey, look a monkey person it's like

is this some fucking Loki shit kind of similar to that?

Yeah. Okay

I think last two episodes of loci Yeah,

absolutely.

But no so theories let's let's look at actual real fucking theories behind what makes the Bermuda Triangle tick so we have some information we've got the fact that planes and ships go missing their fucking regularly right and from what we understand there's not a whole lot of reason behind it aside from some garbled audio maybe and some confusion and all of a sudden here they're done audio of a man just

alright Captain look. So green fog. Oh, fuck I'm on all I'm alive. Captain. There's great fall coming up gets distracted, beaten captain. There's green fall. It just cuts out that's really all you hear Captain the assets kicking in now.

So there there are several theories behind why the Bermuda Triangle is as disappearing word as it is, maybe makes it disappear. Why not? There's a bunch of very rational ones. There's also a couple of very irrational ones, but the rational ones, to me anyway make a lot of fucking sense and like the top one is the whole methane gas theory.

And we've all we've all even talked about. We know what happens, right? Yep.

When there's too much methane, you just you just shove a Corona you've landed a beer and punch the

baseball out with I don't know. I can't tell. Oh, yeah, my keys are so.

Alright, well, I'll get those in a sec.

Let's pause. Technical difficulties. Hey, we're back. We are. Number immuno triangle got me thinking of sharks. And what better shark is there than the shark from Finding Nemo named Bruce? Speak in November.

Bruce. See the bird scooter this time actually kind of makes sense. Our new patron? Hell yes. you fuckers keep doing what we didn't expect and we love you for it. We have a new patron. What's his name? Merce Thompson, Bruce Thompson,

who has a name that resembles that of like my high school gym teacher.

And he's just Bruce Campbell now, right?

Yeah, you're just Bruce Campbell. Because you're that bad. Campbell and I'm sure you have a chin equally as strong as Bruce Campbell's who is exactly why picture when I think of the Crimson chin. Live Action gamble. Yes, either way. Thank you so much, Bruce. You rock. I love you. Do me a favor. Kiss your mother on the cheek. That was a hard one for me to get out. I'm sorry.

Yeah, it didn't sound quite right. Kiss your dad.

horrified to hear what came out?

Yeah. No, I was I was waiting with bated fucking breath.

Hug yourself because you've been good. No,

you deserve you. You've earned the right to yourself. Give us your morning. I guess Bruce,

the fact that you can listen to what we're doing right now. and say you know what they did? should do more of this. Keep doing what they're doing. I would like to thank you so fucking much. Because again, this is a passion project for the three of us. And I mean Thank you. I say that weirdly. Because like I'm still not I'm still kind of fucking this you're pointing at me go I did this. I don't appreciate that at all. I

the Yes, sir. hold off your your whole reasoning for not being around lately is bullshit. Just saying.

What are some theories of Bermuda Triangle? We already went over those. I've just we did the methane bubble. Yeah, misdirection. Yeah, it's called gaslighting dog.

gaslighting doesn't exist. You're fucking crazy. Because you made it up.

Wow, whoa, you just lost every female listener. We have

male listeners. I've been guest live before.

Yeah, but gaslighting mostly comes from men

to women. That's true. Because men

are shot because we don't have emotions.

So okay, since we don't really have to go over, like, the different theories. I mean, so we're gonna we're one thing other people have said things like, like water spouts that appear out of nowhere, which that's the thing I live in gaming on for a while, and those show up out of fucking nowhere. I

get it. There's shelf clouds. You're just masturbating in your fucking Island hut. And when all of a sudden there's

water you're in the air and don't have clothes on and are dead.

Are you also imagining that he lived in a hut somewhere? Because that's exactly what I was.

I think I'm gonna let you guys just create my backstory. Because I like it so much more. I

mean, you got your your soup or your cereal spoons that you had

taken like in past the far ends that took the goddamn

spoons. Yes, everything about that is fake. So out of all the things I've said that the one thing that

we were gonna go over like, criticisms and like the criticizing, yeah, and like the notable disappearances, but we've kind of already done that. Yeah. So we're gonna skip that stuff and just go straight to some inspiration. Yeah.

So I regret to inform all of you that a lot of inspiration has come from the story. Now, remember, Bermuda Triangle. The myth kind of started originating back in 1492

when Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue,

thank you so much for finishing that so I didn't have to. But yes, it started around there and like it perpetuated throughout throughout history. Everyone kind of saying the same things with the lights like the navigation equipment going awry. All that shit. But some inspirations that came from this. Do you guys want me to just read down a fucking list of the inspirations? Yes, please. Okay, are you ready?

No, I'm you know what I mean? Even what what size is not even gonna read it? I'm

so sorry. Someone saw square and they were like, you know, what if I

had less side? This wouldn't be some it's to even despicable. Um, no, I don't even need to look at shit for this. Are you guys ready for some inspiration? Yes. the Bermuda Triangle the movie, the Bermuda Triangle, the book, The Marina triangle, the movie, the Bermuda Triangle, the documentary triangle, the movie triangle the shake. Like it this is it goes on and fucking. Like this story is obviously famous. Everyone

you cast Bruce Campbell in it?

Okay, what's the second thing you would do?

sharks, lots of sharks. Sharks.

Lots of sharks. My co host are not helping me at all. You get get a boat.

We find a triangle. The triangle? No.

If we were doing something that we wanted to be like, original, we might fucking look it up and be like, is Has anyone done this before? Yeah, but 90 fucking authors. None of them did that. Till they all called their shit the same thing it's all the same bullshit all about it's either fiction. That has to do with some fucking hot dude that is on this earth with like a bunch of women and all of a sudden they go through this electrical storm and they're lost at sea or the women or Man

But you really got to put the air quotes on that

this series. They're not facts. But we all have this idea of what the remediate triangle is. And the people who are making movies about it, tend to have the same fucking ideas.

Oh, no. Is this movie about a boat or a plane that disappeared? And wait,

while if you see the word Bermuda in it? I would say you you are at a 90% success rate of guessing the plot to that film.

There's like a Barry Manilow song called the Bermuda Triangle. Oh,

I'm sure like I I literally saw when I saw like the research Like what? Who was researching what right? I saw mine with the inspirations and my my, my initial reaction was like, Fuck, there's so many. There's so many. And there are there. You literally just if you google Bermuda Triangle, like the first couple are going to be like Wikipedia and like some informational shit. The rest is going to be all garbage books that people think they should

Oh, yeah, sorry, wrong publishing company. You can do whatever you want.

That's and that's the thing. Like that's what they did is they saw an out for their voice, and then give a fuck what they were saying. As long as it was their voice saying it. And their thoughts. They're like, cool. Let's do this. And that's why there's 90 goddamn books all about the Bermuda goddamn trying like God, it's it's inspired so many things, fiction, nonfiction, what have you. And like, I get it. It's it's a creepy place on earth because of

This kind of seems like a good place for me to kind of get into like the weird shit that I wanted to talk about,

please, because my research was nothing but droll, boring bullshit.

And yet, we turn entered into a 15 minute episode. Good job. I think that's we sure know how to make a top laner kudos to anything.

So, the Bermuda Triangle is actually a part of something even bigger than itself. And I don't mean bigger than you.

Absolutely not. You know, I don't think it's anything God because God's bigger than the boogeyman. Yeah, he's bigger to that I'm not gonna start singing veggietales I'm sorry. I don't even know if there's any more. Details.

I think don't just quit the podcast, goodbye.

Anyways, so the Bermuda Triangle is actually a part of something bigger that I think actually most people don't actually know about, which is a lot cooler than pretty much everything we've already been talking about. And what it is a part of is called the vile vertices.

It's always vile, what are the vile vertices dog,

so I'm gonna run through all 12 I'm gonna very, very briefly sum them up because otherwise this podcasts gonna be like 16 hours. But the vile vertices are actually 12 different spots around the world that all have Bermuda Triangle esque situations happening. Alright, so there's six above the equator and six below the equator. And they all form this weird shape. That's like almost too perfect to explain. Yep. But they all they all connect perfectly. It's really, really

icosahedron. Right? It's a 20 sided.

It's something like that. Yeah, he drawn. Basically, each of the six above and below are like perfectly placed on the earth, as if it were laid out into like, a puzzle, almost, if that makes sense. So it's like, not like a manmade thing, but like how the earth is actually gridded off. If you made a grid of the earth, there's not even man, just the way the earth is gritted if you were to just like divide it into like, degrees. Exactly. Okay,

there's a lot of people out there that thing too, that way, way, way, way back before people were around, you know, millions of years ago that the Earth was like a crystal. Yeah, and this like, sorry, that's my throat being weird. Maybe the, maybe it won't be captured. Hopefully. Nobody knows what the fuck. Way back in the day, people think that that the Earth was a crystal. Oh, and I'm a hot mess right now on earth crystals. And that the void vortices lined up with the

why Well, have you seen the outline of the earth if you took all the water away? It looks It's so fucking weird. Like, but that that's a whole other topic for sure. Oh, yeah.

I wish that was more relevant to this topic. But yeah, way more relevant to like Hollow Earth and fucking simulation kind of but

yeah, lizard people for sure. But yes, yeah. Sorry, Mike. You were talking? No, that's it. I'm done.

Just groovy crystal Earth is pointy. And then it just molded into a sphere. All right, but

that's the some of the vile vertices like Bermuda Triangle. That's one of them. Right?

Yeah, that's the first one.

So can I share my favorite one? This is the dragons. Which one is the dragon train? It's the city of Shiva.

Is that mohindra Daro?

That might be it I don't remember the actual name of it.

But I just said words and hope that we would catch it.

Oh, no. Like so the city of Shiva is it's it's a city that worships Shiva

were aware. Because I have I have all of them listed out but that's not like I don't I don't remember exactly where and like,

my my brain says India because Shiva. But I don't want to assume I don't exactly remember where it is. So it's the city of Shiva. And it's it's the city that worships the deity Shiva, who's the goddess of destruction. Now, why the fuck would you worship that? Unless, like you're scared of them, right? Like, no, that's the only logical conclusion I can come to, but they worship this and there's statues of this Shiva and Goddess all over their town.

Maybe Okay, that that that makes sense because if it if it's in one of the vertices Yeah, that would make more sense than why I don't have that name Ron my list but no

Yeah, but the other thing like no one fucking worships Shiva like they're all terrified of Shiva goddess of destruction

What else we got, Doug? All right. So

first on this Bermuda Triangle. Cool. covered it great. Moving on. The second one is the Algerian megaliths.

Oh, hell yeah.

So you're gonna see a very, very common theme with all of these places that I talked about. And you'll understand why in a moment here. The Algerian megaliths are an architectural anomaly. These things that were built these giant monoliths should not be possible for the time that these were built. So when I say architectural anomaly, I'm talking perfect 90 degree angles on these monoliths. I'm talking about giant stone structures that weighed tons of fucking pounds.

that also always the burial grounds

Yeah, same kind of things are happening here, disappearances, etc, just from a different time period and different, you know, variables basically. So we go into the third one, which is Mahindra, Daro. Also, advanced architecture, giant pyramids, giant structures, perfect 90 degree angles, giant stone work shouldn't be fucking possible,

almost like they were taught.

The thing about this one, though, is that the tire city disappeared without a trace. Nobody knows where they went. Nobody knows how they disappeared, but they just aren't there. Weren't there? All of a sudden it gets fed up

like mac and cheese and around,

pack it up. Nobody can choose Well, why are we here?

Yeah, that's a sad sad place to be. But people tried to like kind of understand why they went missing and what happened but it seems like basically a mass extinction event happened but just in this city. Oh,

they have no explanation for it like a soccer ball size media like a

flash that hates

yeah

that'll that's another one isn't it? What's up

speaking of everybody please keep your eyes and ears out for some more SCP and some more fuckin cryptid goodness Come on the way I promise and we are all back we are done with our not done with our obligations to life but we've all had a fucking hectic life up until now and we are we promised we are back to our regularly scheduled we're

back at it again. July can just like suck the fattest part of my ass.

Yeah, but thank you for sticking with us for it.

Yeah, seriously. I know we've been doing some weird topics but it's really only because we just didn't know what was gonna happen so yeah, we'll be we'll be throwing some bangers interesting.

Oh god. Yes.

But that being said the fourth vile vert more to see is the dragons triangle. I

fucking love the dragon strain

and this one is in Japan. They also call this the devil See? Yep, basically it's a giant underwater city that's way too advanced for its time just in the fucking ocean. Japan actually decided that this is a no fly zone. You cannot fly over like they take the shit way way serious. Too many things have happened in this part of you know the the devil see that they literally were just like nope, stop. Nope, nothing happens here. So nothing you do not go

The reason it's called the dragon triangle to do you guys know?

I actually don't know it No.

So way back when Japan went through like their isolation time where they like just no outside content oh yes we are Japan that's it we don't care about anyone else. It was around the time like the Mongolian army was pushing through god damn yeah kangaskhan trying to fuckin like invade everywhere and they super wanted Japan they're like that little island with that Fuji. I want it. That's fine I want that,

that little island with that Fuji.

Every time the Mongolians tried to invade their boats would just get decimated there always be a storm that comes up and just wrecked these boats. So the Japanese because they have no outside like influence or anything. They thought it was a dragon that lived under the sea that was protecting them. So it's literally called the dragon or the dragon triangle because they thought there was a giant fucking dragon protecting them under their

God. Japan just does everything right. Yeah, everything so much. Like how did we get a dragon?

Like, well, we colonized it. And the dragon dragon? Oh,

yes. That's not the common snake.

Yeah. It's a pussy now. Yeah. Anyway, go ahead and don't don't dumbbells. Alright, so

the next one is the, I'm gonna butcher this and I apologize for all my Hawaiian listeners. The hammock. kuliah volcano in Hawaii is part of these vile vortices. This one wasn't as crazy. But basically this volcano is its own triangle. Supposedly, I guess that the volcano itself has strange powers that emerge from it. extremely strong, like electronic forces that happen just weird things like that. I didn't get a whole lot of information on this one. There. To be honest,

there's not a whole lot of information

on this one. Like I get it. It's a volcano. It's powerful. There's lots of hot things happening. You know, I'm sure. Most volcanoes are this. Okay.

So, before we go any further, if you were to give like a one word descriptor of like, what the via vertices are motivated to tell someone like if you were to identify one of these, like vile vertices, what's something they all have in common?

They're vile, extremely active magnetic forces.

Okay, what was that mean?

It means that there's a lot of like, disturbances in the area as far as like our magnetic poles. Okay, like,

so if these vertices basically attract, like, negativity, like, the bad shit that we don't want to deal with?

In a sense, you could you could put it that way for sure. I think, honestly, where these places are located and what, like, what people report happening in them has to do with the magnetic poles of the earth. Okay, that's what it seems like mostly in my eyes could be different. If you're looking at it from like, more of like a spiritual aspect where you're like, yeah, here's all this bad energy that's happening. Maybe the poll is like hitting those

in the aura in these vertices. Exactly. So what weak spots so to say, so in your mind, what is the weakest spot? Well, there

actually is a spot that's specifically like the weakest

Hell yeah, we're talking here.

Fuck, which one is it? Um,

the weak spots. He's

out like back in the South Atlantic Anomaly. That's actually the next one. Okay. Actually, no, it's not the next one. But I'm starting to

go to that one. Because I'm My interest is piqued.

Basically, this place is the weakest magnetic field on Earth. This is like the spot where it's the weakest pole. Yeah. And this one really just, it's the weakest, but it's the only one of the vile vortices that produces natural radiation flow.

Oh, yeah, like a banana.

So basically, there's so there's just like a banana. I mean, I know it's exactly like that. But if you're so people in the International Space Station can't take pictures of this spot, because it just like, like, box it. Yeah. Shit. And basically, it's been reported that if you stare or look into this area, when you're like, near it, you hallucinate. Whoa, yeah.

Why do you have the latitude longitude of this or not on hand? Do I need mushers? I got you can't hurt The fuck that's. And so the Bermuda Triangle is one of these vile vertices. And there are a ton of them all around the globe.

If you had to, I think the bio vertices in general are more interesting than just the Bermuda. Oh, absolutely. That's

why I think I'm we're transitioning to like the marina triangle is great. But so if you are do identify your favorite, vile vorticity would it be?

Well, that's hard to say because people there's a speculation with the Bermuda Triangle, that it is actually the location of Atlantis. Haha. But Doug, hey, I'm leading you. I know. Thank you. The best I can do. Telling people, we were off track a little bit because there's still like four or five

Atlanta is supposed to be like, off the coast of California. I'm

so excited for both of your theories about this, because I know both of you have very different theories about Atlantis and the Atlantean history and like I did, so. Are we like are we done talking about?

Okay, so I'm just gonna, I'm gonna say this real quick. These are the other vital vertices, they all have the same fucking things. They're all these crazy architectural anomalies. They all are places that you guys probably actually know and are well versed on. You've got Easter Island, you've got Great Zimbabwe. It's just a giant structure. You've got the warden basin, and then the loyalty islands which is on the west and east coast of

So yeah, I so something just hit me Go ahead. I saw the twinkle in your eye it has to do with calcasieu and like my mind just got fucking blown because I've read like I've read the whole story of massive near left the top. You guys literally just outlining where the vile vertices are like blew my fucking mind in regards to the

story. Oh, just wait until my last point on this whole thing. Fuck. Okay. And then so I said yeah, you got loyalty Islands and the word and bass and both in Australia and they have all these crazy like disturbances whirlpools, earthquakes that shouldn't be happening because there's no fucking tectonic plates on the east and west coast. But they they say there's a new fault line being created there either way. Okay, but then the 11th and 12th is the North and the South Pole.

All right. So Santa, you know bioversity with elves

yell Santa is one of the most lovecraftian monsters I've ever heard. Who else cause withers down your chimney night to leave you things like an eat your food.

But a bomb What? Krampus but that being said those now that you guys know all of the vertices. This goes back to the Atlantis topic. Yeah, so they, like I've said they say it's in the Bermuda Triangle. Right? But I'm curious as to what Mike thinks about it first before St.

st because we thought we both know how he feels about the Atlanteans so let's fucking hear Mike.

Oh no, it's just there's lots of stories of the Lantus What

are those people that you hate so much?

Yeah. The lemurians I mean, I don't hate

they're just a dirty racist scum But no, like we're saying lantis is by California cuz it's gonna uprising. It's gonna destroy the entire California

coastline. So you think it's by California? Yes. Why do you think it's not by like, within the Bermuda Triangle?

There's a bunch of articles on I forgot the fucking website already. P P P, P p o p. It's like the plutonian biblio take or something like that. I don't fucking remember. But there's a it's just about California and how that's where the inches of civilization actually went down to the water. Obviously Atlantis was this like very high tech futuristic city that oh yeah took on water and just fucking

apparently their fire crystals couldn't.

Yeah, they couldn't handle it but yeah, they're all forces in nature. They're off the coast of California they're gonna rise up and destroy Hollywood and burn to the

ground but not in the remita trying. No. So we're gonna triangles in Florida. So okay, this I think this is a good time as any to like, move on to our conclusions about what we might think is going on. Sure, unless we have more No, I have one last thing to talk about. Let's do it.

So in lieu of what Mike was talking about, as far as Atlantis goes, I have a better feeling that as opposed to it being Atlantis

as you would know it is would you say that the region you're talking about might start with our yeah have an apostrophe right after that.

Oh, yeah. What we know is Atlantis is actually where the great old one Cthulhu is resting in the great sunken city of ruli I have the exact coordinates in front of me but you guys don't need to know that he

did tell me all the shifts have now read them on man

it's 47 degrees nine it's 47 nine degrees south for 47 degrees nine feet South I

don't know how to we're not nautical people know how to read either way. So we have the coordinates where Zulu might be resting in his in his fucking dead city of raelia.

And this is in the South Pacific Ocean,

right? Well, I mean, I mean, you and I both know that the Atlantean Necronomicon and the actual Necronomicon are both subject of determination I guess because they might be derived from the same text correct which would prove that Atlantis and really are the same fucking place

exactly because the theory says that Cthulhu came down to get the the crystals that basically powered Atlantis so when he came down to Atlantis, he basically wiped out the whole you know, the whole population of Atlanta maybe and and sunk it and then now it is become really where he slumbers and we get the whole you know, cold demand Jason around so but that being said,

it's pretty great. It's probably the most probable

the absolute most probable explanation of all this. What do you think it all comes back to fucking the lovecraftian causes the meter

triangle? That's probably just like methane gas. No, it's good. Squid man down there, just

tentacle beer just causing a ruckus and squid wire Squidward he's out there. Do you guys want to hear something really funny about octopuses and Squidward. So, the octopus tends to have its genitalia located near the center of its face, and it tends to be way more pronounced than any other feature on its face button. Have you seen a picture of Squidward lately?

With his penis nose?

Yeah, his nose is the octopus his penis? Hell yeah. And he talks through it. Oh.

Well, that has been the Bermuda Triangle slash vile vertices

No, not sled. This Jesper Mita were touched on before doing an actual episode of via vertices you guys will know about it because yeah, john like the Matlock triangle the Michigan triangle the fucking the Matlock triangle also

the Matlock trying the Matlock triangle Saved by the Bell triangle. Yeah, the mash triangle go

fuck Doug. Do you have anything you want to say to the these fine people who have been listening to us? draw on and on about shit. We like? Oh, hour and 13 minutes? No,

I'm, I'm over it. Oh, okay. Cool. Mike, how about you?

I would like to go out on a limb and just request that. All of you. Now's the best time because they're ripe. Go outside. Pick a pine cone. Shove away, but way by the ripe right now is the good time because they're not too prickly. They're kind of smooth sills so you can shove it up there. And then it blossoms and you become a pine tree.

This is not what I was expecting. D teeth. Teeth a single fucking time.

Is that what you wanted from me? I come back for my calcium. Yeah, and you're like no, say the thing and I'm like,

Ah, you would have a fucking build up like plaque of 32 tooth bullshit. Why are you mentioning 32 olds, it popped up again. Yes, it's going to do that every minute. Every one minute it will do Then

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It could be a couple different things.

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why redoes time

because I can't read this at all

as someone likes to send us some fucking ciphers.

I mean she's a fucking it's a it's a scary story. I think it starts with one night when I was maybe zero through 10 to 12 Okay, I'm going to try and read this right now you guys good? You can attempt at your one night when was maybe 1012 in AD trouble falling asleep my you're crushing it my god I think I may be able to do this better than was top floor of house.

I'm going to go out and be has this one over jogging.

I can read it on mine.

Really? Okay, but forget everything I just said.

One night when I was maybe 1012 I had trouble falling asleep. My bedroom was the entire top floor of our house with my bed and such being on the left side and storage closets and a play area being on the right okay, I'm

thinking I'm gonna fucking dramatize

I was laying in bed when I heard a noise from the other side of the room and see our rocking horse began to rock. It was sitting just outside of the storage closet doors. It proceeded to rockets hat, Brock way halfway across the room and stop dead under the ceiling light. At this point I was freaking out and just buried my head under my blankets and never peeked out again until the morning. It was all

wherever you are that senses us. Turn the glitch text down like 2%

we do love the fucking glitch text we do but we can't read it.

Okay, here we go home back on track. It was all confirmed not to be a dream as the rocking horse was still in the middle of my room when I woke up. Furthermore, I got a stern reprimand from my parents for being up and out of bed and playing with my toys. Well past my bedtime. The bedroom was directly below the storage closets play area and had heard the creaking of The rocking horse shuffling across the room.

The End Oh, whoa, spoke. We also have other texts that are just a bunch of Russian bunch of Cyrillic fucking

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was really out of context. Jason just said goodbye. I told people to slap their peens together do it quick.

best idea ever. This is gonna work out so well for this poll the audio of this episode. So when I say three we're all gonna sign off at the same fucking time. Already. Yeah. 123

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